Is therapy just a joke, or is it worth getting? Who should I do therapy with? Can I trust my entire life's story with anyone who's not on this site?
Maybe if I tell you my life's story, you can give me life advice.
I was raised by abusive lefty parents who hated their smart white son and often tried to push me towards trannyism. Never fell for it.
First I was sent to a shit primary school. A few kids bullied me there and teachers punished me whenever I fought back. I was a fat angry kid who could punch hard when pushed, and they liked attacking me and then running away. But when we fought properly I'd kick their asses. One time I kicked their asses hard enough to make them stop bothering me.
When I graduated from this school I was sent to the special school of a catholic school, and made the personal property of one old bitch there who hated autistic kids. Around that era I got interested in Game Maker and pokemon romhacking but that interest never amounted to anything, though I did have a USB full of GBA roms and romhacking tools and the fact that I was able to code at such a young age when not all kids were learning that should have shown somebody that I had more to offer the world than shitty schools thought I should.
Thanks to that school, my schedule looked like this: Enter a side building, wait for the day to end, sometimes get insulted by the teachers if they felt like abusing me, usually get to eat lunch at lunchtime but sometimes they wouldn't let me (and it didn't matter whether I brought a packed lunch to school or brought money for the school cafeteria) and eventually go home to a house with parents that, when told the right words by my boomer bullies, would freak out and abuse me at home too. Rarely I'd get to join in a classroom... but class clowns would act up until I'd get blamed for it and sent out.
If I had a tape recorder or decent phone, I could have gathered evidence of the shit said/done to me (audio files of verbal abuse, pics of bruises, etc) and posted it online. But I was never allowed anything like that, because my parents feared I might use it on them. One day at school the art teacher bumped me with her car while backing up into a crowd of kids, I was fine but pissed off and the art teacher shrieked and blame-slinged feministically at me until I lost my patience and started barking back, then she put me in front of the headmaster and I told him about the abusive staff members and called him terrible at his job, so he kicked me out.
Then I was sent to a worthless "speshul" school where a few teachers abused me and the students usually watched in confusion when they weren't joining in. Whenever I trusted an adult enough to tell him or her what happened at home, that adult decided to call child protective services, who sent the same fucking boomer woman over to warn my parents that I was talking about what went on at home again. I couldn't get away from my family until I became the problem of Adult Protective Services, where the slightly less retarded and lazy people go.
A woman my age at the autistics-only youth club I attended got mad at me over retarded internet roleplaying nonsense-drama that didn't even involve me, and she lied about me to the cops and accused me of abusing her, even went to some clinic to fake signs of a concussion she didn't have because she's a spoilt bitch who knows how to play her rich parents like fiddles, she was a low-functioning sociopath woman with histrionic personality disorder and every retarded boomer's sympathy. She lied and got away with it, because the cops weren't interested in this case after she cartoonishly fucked up and started gloating about physically assaulting me without realizing it hurt her case. But even though I said to the managers of the youth club and the friends I knew there "If what she said about me was true I'd be in jail so you know she's lying" they couldn't believe me because they were dumb. There was one weird creepy fucker I used to talk to online because his "woe is me, asian school life is sooo hard" shit kind of reminded me of me at the time, but he got severe TDS and stopped being a person once he stopped viewing me as a person so I'm glad I didn't tell him anything sensitive or identifiable that could fuck me over later in life.
Anyway when I went to college, I was lied to and exploited by the staff until I dropped out. They even tricked me into taking a worthless course that turned out to be the dump where they dump the autistic kids and give them a useless fake newspaper to write. I wish I dropped out sooner, trying to live on barely fucking anything is hard enough when your mom took govt money meant for you, but it's harder when you're forced to spend most of your cash on train rides between your college and shitty home every two weeks and all your cunt government can offer is a discount pass. Now that I'm living alone, I've got a free bus pass I can barely use. Government priorities, am I right?
I am an autistic man, I'm 24 years old, I'll be 25 next year, and I've spent so much of my life as property of someone else that I find it hard to notice when I'm hungry or tired and remember that I should eat or sleep without someone or a phone alarm telling me to. I shower every night before bed but sometimes I miss meals, it's what helped me go from obese fatty to only-slightly-overweight. I don't think I know what it feels like to be loved by someone else. Learning makes me happy and I love documentaries but when I tried an online free learning site it reminded me of school and I couldn't do it. Sometimes I talk to people and act charming like those "Charisma on command" youtube vids told me so they'll like me, but I've never given anyone my full backstory before. The only woman in my life I ever kissed was that bitch who falsely accused me and got away with it. I want to say I have no interest in modern women but I still feel the urge to wank to them. But I don't wank any more because of nofap.
/ub/ - Überhengst
Becoming better
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Never going there again. Not to that retarded overpriced scam restaurant. It was noisy and cramped and despite booking in advance with my girl the food took fucking forever to arrive as if they were completely unprepared for the possibility of customers. I ordered medium rare steak and they gave me charcoal without fluids, splattered in foul blackness. My girl laughed at my steak, asking if that's medium rare enough for me. I was polite about the charcoal when complaining to the waitress, it's not her fault, these things happen. When I ask, did the cook fall asleep cooking this for too long, I made two women laugh at once. Hell yeah. Comedy genius. She leaves with the bad steak to get a new one. I have had well done steak before, and I have accidentally burned a steak myself once past medium rare, but that steak was fucking charcoal burned too fast and too hot. Put a chunk in your mouth and you taste something vile, charred, crunchy and chewy in all the wrong ways. That's the taste of meat too burned for your gut to agree with it. Don't force it down your throat or it'll get revenge on the way out like mexican food. My girl eventually got her meal, just some small appetizer and it looked great. She chose it, I offered to buy something bigger for her but she didn't want to break the bank. She's really sweet.
They eventually got around to giving me the steak I had already paid for, and this second steak was... still burned chewy charcoal just like the last one only wetter. Juices don't ooze out of it when you cut it but at least it's less crusty and flaky on the outside. Who fucks up a steak twice in a row? Medium rare means there's still pink inside damn it! I was still polite. The waitress takes the burned steak back and gave me a free dessert, except it wasn't really free because they charged me for one steak dinner anyway which is more expensive than the dessert. Well they certainly can't do steak but the dessert was nice, one nigger can't cook steak but you would need the concentrated idiocy of multiple niggers to fuck up putting a warm brownie and scoop of cold ice cream on a plate. I will never go there again. I could cook better at home. So coulf she. They didn't scam much money from me but fuck them anyway. If I was my retarded father I would have whined the whole time to my wife and seethed and whined and seethed and wined until she got so sick of hearing him speak, she started making talking noises without saying anything just so she could have a break from the sound of his voice, knowing that if she asked him to shut up about it he would pout silently waiting for a chance to start bitching about it again. But I am not my dad. My girl and I laughed at the shit service and shit food. We can enjoy anything. We sat next to each other. We kissed a few times. I kept feeling like someone was going to come over and tell us to stop. In the books I read about characters in relationships there were often these maudlin scenes where racist stereotypes of whites call a relationship disgusting. I didn't expect that and that did not happen. I expected some karen to say this is a no kissing zone. We had a good time even though the place was a noisy shithole full of suck and fail. I enjoyed being with her. I love when she talks about things she is passionate about. The excitement in her eyes... I can't describe it but it's like a moth and I like that fire in her eyes.
I also finished my game today. Open world, multiple starting points, difficulty selection, rebalanced level system and removal of EVs and IVs, HD Widescreen, it's got everything. Final release, out now. I should probably add Following Pokemon and 12 regional variants and raid dungeons and ZUD shit, but Z moves and Dynamax are broken unbalanced retarded things just like Terra Crystalize will probably be. I might add Following Pokemon to my next fakemon game. Or... a human character who fills this role by being your companion character. Your Clank, your Midna, you know the deal. Someone important to the story just like your obligatory Vergil style rival to fight three or more times. The protag doesn't talk much so she does the emoting.
They eventually got around to giving me the steak I had already paid for, and this second steak was... still burned chewy charcoal just like the last one only wetter. Juices don't ooze out of it when you cut it but at least it's less crusty and flaky on the outside. Who fucks up a steak twice in a row? Medium rare means there's still pink inside damn it! I was still polite. The waitress takes the burned steak back and gave me a free dessert, except it wasn't really free because they charged me for one steak dinner anyway which is more expensive than the dessert. Well they certainly can't do steak but the dessert was nice, one nigger can't cook steak but you would need the concentrated idiocy of multiple niggers to fuck up putting a warm brownie and scoop of cold ice cream on a plate. I will never go there again. I could cook better at home. So coulf she. They didn't scam much money from me but fuck them anyway. If I was my retarded father I would have whined the whole time to my wife and seethed and whined and seethed and wined until she got so sick of hearing him speak, she started making talking noises without saying anything just so she could have a break from the sound of his voice, knowing that if she asked him to shut up about it he would pout silently waiting for a chance to start bitching about it again. But I am not my dad. My girl and I laughed at the shit service and shit food. We can enjoy anything. We sat next to each other. We kissed a few times. I kept feeling like someone was going to come over and tell us to stop. In the books I read about characters in relationships there were often these maudlin scenes where racist stereotypes of whites call a relationship disgusting. I didn't expect that and that did not happen. I expected some karen to say this is a no kissing zone. We had a good time even though the place was a noisy shithole full of suck and fail. I enjoyed being with her. I love when she talks about things she is passionate about. The excitement in her eyes... I can't describe it but it's like a moth and I like that fire in her eyes.
I also finished my game today. Open world, multiple starting points, difficulty selection, rebalanced level system and removal of EVs and IVs, HD Widescreen, it's got everything. Final release, out now. I should probably add Following Pokemon and 12 regional variants and raid dungeons and ZUD shit, but Z moves and Dynamax are broken unbalanced retarded things just like Terra Crystalize will probably be. I might add Following Pokemon to my next fakemon game. Or... a human character who fills this role by being your companion character. Your Clank, your Midna, you know the deal. Someone important to the story just like your obligatory Vergil style rival to fight three or more times. The protag doesn't talk much so she does the emoting.
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>>5902
>but that steak was fucking charcoal burned too fast and too hot. Put a chunk in your mouth and you taste something vile
I think you can even get cancer from that; important risk factor at least.
>Don't force it down your throat or it'll get revenge on the way out like mexican food
Heh, nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-STdPvEbaw
>but that steak was fucking charcoal burned too fast and too hot. Put a chunk in your mouth and you taste something vile
I think you can even get cancer from that; important risk factor at least.
>Don't force it down your throat or it'll get revenge on the way out like mexican food
Heh, nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-STdPvEbaw
>love smug anime girls
>hate smug libtards
I'm not sure why I like smug anime girls.
Is it because smug anime girls tend to be magical, or geniuses, or the world's greatest warriors, or something like that? Either their self confidence isn't baseless, and once the hero earns their respect it is given rightfully, or their self confidence is baseless and it gets shattered for comedy's sake. There's a natural arc there, where he grows and earns her respect or she grows to respect him anywway. There's also something fun about smugness that lets you enjoy seeing the downfall of smug characters, even in the little moments. How much fun would the pain of Loony Toons characters be if they didn't bring much of it on themselves? Most of DBZ's comedy moments, besides poop on sticks and fart jokes, are reruns of this joke where an underestimated character gets laughed at by smug people only to stun everyone with his amazing insert something here.
Plus I had a crush on this girl I knew when I was young. We were the same age. A drunk driver killed her so I didn't know her for long. I cried and mourned for a long time when I found out, and cunts called me mopey because abused kids under the control of pedoboomer parents aren't allowed to feel in general, let alone not feel up to stuff like going out and pretending they're fine, when the pedoboomers say so. She was like a smug anime girl in human form. I miss her playful teasing, I miss the jokes, and I respected how she always knew not to go too far. If she could tell I wasn't in the mood she'd stop and ask me if I was alright. She really cared about me. Sometimes I wonder what would have been. But she's been dead for a long time. Maybe she would have grown up to be someone completely different. It's fucked up how the kidfucking pussy liberals deserve to be beaten to death, but that isn't being done to them en masse. They want gun rights gone because they were told to fear guns, but they're fine with retards and old farts driving, and they'd oppose a zero-tolerance "drink and drive? 200 years in prison, you deserve worse" policy. They're fine with fuel-inefficient sports cars that can drive 300+ miles an hour in a school zone but can't brake in time to avoid hitting kids. They're fine with speed traps and epsteins because they're not really people, they're broken robots in human skinsuits and I doubt InfoCamps where these things get strapped to chairs and forced to watch redpilling content could cure them of their inhumanity.
I know why I hate libtards, smug or otherwise. Obviously they're evil and crazy and they need to be stopped. Whatever happens to them, they've done worse to innocents and they'll keep doing it until they're stopped.
As for why they're unpleasant, aside from all the evil shit they have done and will do... They're so unjustifiably smug.
They're fucking morons going with the herd of fucking morons. Their worst weaknesses as sub-standard people are preyed upon to make them join the worst cult of evil on this planet. Their heads are filled with antiwhite propaganda they're too stupid to spot the holes in on their own, and they're too egotistical to listen to their betters and too stupid to understand when their betters talk. Even if you don't believe in eugenics or support it, they are the world's greatest argument for it, and while they might claim to hate eugenics(because they were told to, of course, and because they know a fair system would help their superiors outearn them and outshine them, and eugenics would ensure their superiors would outbreed them too), they support dysgenics wholeheartedly, and if politicians started making death camps for whites they would be the first to kill or report or turn in their white neighbours or die trying. They're Untermensch at their worst. They are bad people and they want mass graves for the "bad people", a term which here means "Whatever the libtards decided they hate this week". Liberals don't have the right to be smug about their "moral superiority" because they rape kids by keeping kidfuckers in power. It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins. There are people out there who don't understand politics at all and as long as they don't vote, they're better than the leftists and far smarter too, because they have the intellect to tell when they don't know enough about a subject to feel entitled to force their views and way of life and lop-sided hate-crime-style bullshit laws onto others but not themselves. They'll pay top dollar to live among whites while flooding other areas with sewage. They are worth less than the average person morally and physically usually economically, too. They are inferior by any quantifiable scientifically valid metric under the sun, and they want to make that your problem and mine. One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now. It's as if rabid piranhas fucked chihuahuas and we're forced at gunpoint to pretend their mutant offspring are people. Their capacity for self delusion is almost as endless as their urge to bark at and hurt beings who would be far more dangerous than them if society wasn't holding some back more than others. They think they're the only smart people alive and only smart people should live and prosper, but only because their definition of smart is "Serves the cult of power". Fuck.
>hate smug libtards
I'm not sure why I like smug anime girls.
Is it because smug anime girls tend to be magical, or geniuses, or the world's greatest warriors, or something like that? Either their self confidence isn't baseless, and once the hero earns their respect it is given rightfully, or their self confidence is baseless and it gets shattered for comedy's sake. There's a natural arc there, where he grows and earns her respect or she grows to respect him anywway. There's also something fun about smugness that lets you enjoy seeing the downfall of smug characters, even in the little moments. How much fun would the pain of Loony Toons characters be if they didn't bring much of it on themselves? Most of DBZ's comedy moments, besides poop on sticks and fart jokes, are reruns of this joke where an underestimated character gets laughed at by smug people only to stun everyone with his amazing insert something here.
Plus I had a crush on this girl I knew when I was young. We were the same age. A drunk driver killed her so I didn't know her for long. I cried and mourned for a long time when I found out, and cunts called me mopey because abused kids under the control of pedoboomer parents aren't allowed to feel in general, let alone not feel up to stuff like going out and pretending they're fine, when the pedoboomers say so. She was like a smug anime girl in human form. I miss her playful teasing, I miss the jokes, and I respected how she always knew not to go too far. If she could tell I wasn't in the mood she'd stop and ask me if I was alright. She really cared about me. Sometimes I wonder what would have been. But she's been dead for a long time. Maybe she would have grown up to be someone completely different. It's fucked up how the kidfucking pussy liberals deserve to be beaten to death, but that isn't being done to them en masse. They want gun rights gone because they were told to fear guns, but they're fine with retards and old farts driving, and they'd oppose a zero-tolerance "drink and drive? 200 years in prison, you deserve worse" policy. They're fine with fuel-inefficient sports cars that can drive 300+ miles an hour in a school zone but can't brake in time to avoid hitting kids. They're fine with speed traps and epsteins because they're not really people, they're broken robots in human skinsuits and I doubt InfoCamps where these things get strapped to chairs and forced to watch redpilling content could cure them of their inhumanity.
I know why I hate libtards, smug or otherwise. Obviously they're evil and crazy and they need to be stopped. Whatever happens to them, they've done worse to innocents and they'll keep doing it until they're stopped.
As for why they're unpleasant, aside from all the evil shit they have done and will do... They're so unjustifiably smug.
They're fucking morons going with the herd of fucking morons. Their worst weaknesses as sub-standard people are preyed upon to make them join the worst cult of evil on this planet. Their heads are filled with antiwhite propaganda they're too stupid to spot the holes in on their own, and they're too egotistical to listen to their betters and too stupid to understand when their betters talk. Even if you don't believe in eugenics or support it, they are the world's greatest argument for it, and while they might claim to hate eugenics(because they were told to, of course, and because they know a fair system would help their superiors outearn them and outshine them, and eugenics would ensure their superiors would outbreed them too), they support dysgenics wholeheartedly, and if politicians started making death camps for whites they would be the first to kill or report or turn in their white neighbours or die trying. They're Untermensch at their worst. They are bad people and they want mass graves for the "bad people", a term which here means "Whatever the libtards decided they hate this week". Liberals don't have the right to be smug about their "moral superiority" because they rape kids by keeping kidfuckers in power. It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins. There are people out there who don't understand politics at all and as long as they don't vote, they're better than the leftists and far smarter too, because they have the intellect to tell when they don't know enough about a subject to feel entitled to force their views and way of life and lop-sided hate-crime-style bullshit laws onto others but not themselves. They'll pay top dollar to live among whites while flooding other areas with sewage. They are worth less than the average person morally and physically usually economically, too. They are inferior by any quantifiable scientifically valid metric under the sun, and they want to make that your problem and mine. One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now. It's as if rabid piranhas fucked chihuahuas and we're forced at gunpoint to pretend their mutant offspring are people. Their capacity for self delusion is almost as endless as their urge to bark at and hurt beings who would be far more dangerous than them if society wasn't holding some back more than others. They think they're the only smart people alive and only smart people should live and prosper, but only because their definition of smart is "Serves the cult of power". Fuck.
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>>5904
>One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now.
>It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins.
This. Fren.
>One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now.
>It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins.
This. Fren.
>>5906
It's fucked up. Whether people are willing to leave the worst examples of humanity alone or not, they aren't willing to leave us alone. They want to pervert society's ways of separating winners from losers and rig society's ways of determining who wins in their favor. They don't care who they hurt, as long as they get to hurt their betters out of spite.
It's fucked up. Whether people are willing to leave the worst examples of humanity alone or not, they aren't willing to leave us alone. They want to pervert society's ways of separating winners from losers and rig society's ways of determining who wins in their favor. They don't care who they hurt, as long as they get to hurt their betters out of spite.
>>5907
We might not be willing to hold their inferiority against them. But they're willing to hold our natural supremacy against us, hate us, persecute us for being better, hold us down so we don't prosper as much as we should, rewrite definitions and doublethink and pilpul, they'll never stop. They enjoy being evil too much to question if it is a good idea to be evil. They enjoy lying too much to figure out convincing lies beforehand. They love trying to turn disabled people against the conservatives because those too sheltered to know better will happily serve evil, even though people who rely on the prosperity and generosity of others for their daily bread should want a healthy thriving economy more than anyone. The globalists want smart people brainwashed into obsessing over useless consoomer media trivia because most media is full of libtard brainwashing. How many of the nerds mathematically calculating the diameter of craters to powerscale the destructive potential of Shrek's farts and figure out whether he could kick Goku's ass or not would have been doctors in another life? They obsess over trivia details like "That time the U-Foes fought Hulk and reality broke because a pissed off Hulk was literally harder to push away than reality itself" for the satisfaction of winning arguments over whether Thor could kick Batman's ass. It doesn't matter. These aren't "modern day mythological deities meant to inspire us" as the Junko Pop collectors say, these are barely a step above cereal mascots. When Multiversus had Cartoon Network trash like Steven Universe fighting ancient cartoon characters older than most people alive like Bugs Bunny, and Morty from "adult" cartoon Rick and Morty, the live action only Arya Stark and Black Sports Guy stuck out far more than Superman and his SuperFriends. These media products can crossover with anything. Superman can crossover with Bugs Bunny. Batman can crossover with the Faze Clan. Hulk can shill Hostess Cakes, whatever the fuck those are. There are people alive with tattoos of Hulk and Batman and Pokeballs and Rick and Morty and those stupid fucking reddit and discord mascots. They were demoralized. They were subverted. In another life these people would obsess over constructive things with this intensity. I respect the need for fantasy but why do so many autopilot through life waiting to get back to their fantasies? I respect art but there is more to life than escapism. At least, there is right now. The bad guys want to destroy the real world and control our escapism. They will outlaw fun not permitted by the state. It will be worse than any fictional right wing dystopia ever invented by Hollywood to demonize whites who only ever wanted a home where they are free to be themselves without parasitic pedo demons trying to rape our children and grind our souls away. I would be arrested for saying I would be willing to save white lives.
We might not be willing to hold their inferiority against them. But they're willing to hold our natural supremacy against us, hate us, persecute us for being better, hold us down so we don't prosper as much as we should, rewrite definitions and doublethink and pilpul, they'll never stop. They enjoy being evil too much to question if it is a good idea to be evil. They enjoy lying too much to figure out convincing lies beforehand. They love trying to turn disabled people against the conservatives because those too sheltered to know better will happily serve evil, even though people who rely on the prosperity and generosity of others for their daily bread should want a healthy thriving economy more than anyone. The globalists want smart people brainwashed into obsessing over useless consoomer media trivia because most media is full of libtard brainwashing. How many of the nerds mathematically calculating the diameter of craters to powerscale the destructive potential of Shrek's farts and figure out whether he could kick Goku's ass or not would have been doctors in another life? They obsess over trivia details like "That time the U-Foes fought Hulk and reality broke because a pissed off Hulk was literally harder to push away than reality itself" for the satisfaction of winning arguments over whether Thor could kick Batman's ass. It doesn't matter. These aren't "modern day mythological deities meant to inspire us" as the Junko Pop collectors say, these are barely a step above cereal mascots. When Multiversus had Cartoon Network trash like Steven Universe fighting ancient cartoon characters older than most people alive like Bugs Bunny, and Morty from "adult" cartoon Rick and Morty, the live action only Arya Stark and Black Sports Guy stuck out far more than Superman and his SuperFriends. These media products can crossover with anything. Superman can crossover with Bugs Bunny. Batman can crossover with the Faze Clan. Hulk can shill Hostess Cakes, whatever the fuck those are. There are people alive with tattoos of Hulk and Batman and Pokeballs and Rick and Morty and those stupid fucking reddit and discord mascots. They were demoralized. They were subverted. In another life these people would obsess over constructive things with this intensity. I respect the need for fantasy but why do so many autopilot through life waiting to get back to their fantasies? I respect art but there is more to life than escapism. At least, there is right now. The bad guys want to destroy the real world and control our escapism. They will outlaw fun not permitted by the state. It will be worse than any fictional right wing dystopia ever invented by Hollywood to demonize whites who only ever wanted a home where they are free to be themselves without parasitic pedo demons trying to rape our children and grind our souls away. I would be arrested for saying I would be willing to save white lives.
I wish more writing discussion happened in the writing discussion thread.
Someone will probably blame me for that, if he thinks his habit of snapping at me for talking anywhere I talk no matter what I say (even though there is a place for this to be taken so it derails threads less and harshes the vibe of threads less) never makes others think twice about posting anything for fear of being hated forever by the perpetually seething. If our questions go unanswered we should wait for them to be answered instead of asking new ones, no matter how long this takes and what new things come up, right? Otherwise unanswered questions and failed attempt to inject activity into a topic pile up and the thread looks even more dead. I don't get it. I don't get how these people don't see how trying to micromanage posters and dominate this site and enforce control over this place hurts the free atmosphere. People are afraid to make new threads and post in existing ones for fear of getting yelled at and permanently upsetting someone who never posts in the self improvement thread detailing their daily successes and personal growth. I wish I could fix this on my own and inject positive activity into that thread but I don't have a circlejerk personal army following me around like Myrtle's friends in Lilo and Stitch loudly agreeing with their ringleader in unison when prompted. If I did have friends like that what could they say about writing, anyway? But that's not the real issue. I wish that writing thread was a place without the usual rage. A place where egos are left at the door and grudges are postponed and writing is discussed.
I can't go to a normal writing site and ask "How do I right right wing propaganda well", can I?
Guess why.
It's because normal sites are pozzed as fuck!
Conquered and subverted by leftists.
If I asked for normal writing advice I would get libtard shit. One friend I had for fucking years and hid his evil well outed himself as a libtard communist when I showed him my dogshit fallout equestria fic and asked for writing advice, because his response was "Whoever wrote this was confused about who is in charge. The big strong animals should better reflect the evil whites ruling the world with their christianity and democracy and the heroes should be communist revolutionary vegans with pipe bombs killing old white racists until society improves".
Fucking hell. This fucking guy. He recommended a writing discord and it turned out to be full of marxists roleplaying glomping each other, circlejerking over themselves and their in crowd while spitting at everyone not in enough layers of their in crowd. The focus of the discord wasn't writing, it was the in crowd. So many faggots were permanently walking on eggshells on tiptoes trying to avoid upsetting the in crowd. I called everyone a faggot and left. Fuck that discord. Then someone friend requested me, I said yes, he copypasted a wall of text then blocked and unfriended me. This faggot wrote a whiny rant full of shame flinging abuser talk and expected me to read all this shit instead of deleting it.
Can't write a story that seeks to say something and be more than another by the numbers piece of algorithmically generated content without people attacking the message and telling you to change it instead of trying to help you write the story you want to write and make it the best it can be. Already got banned from two writing sites just for asking for writing advice and not obeying when ordered to rewrite my story and its goal into being leftist propaganda. That's the problem with those miniature tyrants, they don't talk to you, they talk at you, talk down to you like they think they are all powerful important people whose opinion and feelings matter immensely. Well they have many problems but fuck that problem too.
Writing as a whole, media creation, it's full of leftists telling everyone else how it should be done. Reading books and guides and blogs and watching youtube videos for hours... filtering out the good advice from the woke libshit is genuinely exhausting after a while. I wish there was a site dedicated specifically to writing right wing books. But it would probably be full of leftist trolls, depressed demoralizers out to make their misery everyone else's problem, or elderly conservative boomers. I don't know where to go if I want advice on writing better stories with libertarian themes, because libertarian forums are full of pozzed libtards and office-politics ingroupism too. This site's a fucking party compared to those places. What is it about big forums that promotes this mentality? Do post histories and inflating post counts under everyones usernames fuck with peoples heads? Is it letting women into your forum that creates the ego problem? Or is it something to do with how terminally online people with nothing to be proud of IRL desperately need a place where they can engage in escapist fantasies and pretend to be important smart people at everyone else's expense? I just don't fucking get humans. I want to focus on writing. So why do so many writing sites end up about feelings and reputations and roleplaying and egos and office politics and in group out group circlejerkery instead of talking about writing?
Someone will probably blame me for that, if he thinks his habit of snapping at me for talking anywhere I talk no matter what I say (even though there is a place for this to be taken so it derails threads less and harshes the vibe of threads less) never makes others think twice about posting anything for fear of being hated forever by the perpetually seething. If our questions go unanswered we should wait for them to be answered instead of asking new ones, no matter how long this takes and what new things come up, right? Otherwise unanswered questions and failed attempt to inject activity into a topic pile up and the thread looks even more dead. I don't get it. I don't get how these people don't see how trying to micromanage posters and dominate this site and enforce control over this place hurts the free atmosphere. People are afraid to make new threads and post in existing ones for fear of getting yelled at and permanently upsetting someone who never posts in the self improvement thread detailing their daily successes and personal growth. I wish I could fix this on my own and inject positive activity into that thread but I don't have a circlejerk personal army following me around like Myrtle's friends in Lilo and Stitch loudly agreeing with their ringleader in unison when prompted. If I did have friends like that what could they say about writing, anyway? But that's not the real issue. I wish that writing thread was a place without the usual rage. A place where egos are left at the door and grudges are postponed and writing is discussed.
I can't go to a normal writing site and ask "How do I right right wing propaganda well", can I?
Guess why.
It's because normal sites are pozzed as fuck!
Conquered and subverted by leftists.
If I asked for normal writing advice I would get libtard shit. One friend I had for fucking years and hid his evil well outed himself as a libtard communist when I showed him my dogshit fallout equestria fic and asked for writing advice, because his response was "Whoever wrote this was confused about who is in charge. The big strong animals should better reflect the evil whites ruling the world with their christianity and democracy and the heroes should be communist revolutionary vegans with pipe bombs killing old white racists until society improves".
Fucking hell. This fucking guy. He recommended a writing discord and it turned out to be full of marxists roleplaying glomping each other, circlejerking over themselves and their in crowd while spitting at everyone not in enough layers of their in crowd. The focus of the discord wasn't writing, it was the in crowd. So many faggots were permanently walking on eggshells on tiptoes trying to avoid upsetting the in crowd. I called everyone a faggot and left. Fuck that discord. Then someone friend requested me, I said yes, he copypasted a wall of text then blocked and unfriended me. This faggot wrote a whiny rant full of shame flinging abuser talk and expected me to read all this shit instead of deleting it.
Can't write a story that seeks to say something and be more than another by the numbers piece of algorithmically generated content without people attacking the message and telling you to change it instead of trying to help you write the story you want to write and make it the best it can be. Already got banned from two writing sites just for asking for writing advice and not obeying when ordered to rewrite my story and its goal into being leftist propaganda. That's the problem with those miniature tyrants, they don't talk to you, they talk at you, talk down to you like they think they are all powerful important people whose opinion and feelings matter immensely. Well they have many problems but fuck that problem too.
Writing as a whole, media creation, it's full of leftists telling everyone else how it should be done. Reading books and guides and blogs and watching youtube videos for hours... filtering out the good advice from the woke libshit is genuinely exhausting after a while. I wish there was a site dedicated specifically to writing right wing books. But it would probably be full of leftist trolls, depressed demoralizers out to make their misery everyone else's problem, or elderly conservative boomers. I don't know where to go if I want advice on writing better stories with libertarian themes, because libertarian forums are full of pozzed libtards and office-politics ingroupism too. This site's a fucking party compared to those places. What is it about big forums that promotes this mentality? Do post histories and inflating post counts under everyones usernames fuck with peoples heads? Is it letting women into your forum that creates the ego problem? Or is it something to do with how terminally online people with nothing to be proud of IRL desperately need a place where they can engage in escapist fantasies and pretend to be important smart people at everyone else's expense? I just don't fucking get humans. I want to focus on writing. So why do so many writing sites end up about feelings and reputations and roleplaying and egos and office politics and in group out group circlejerkery instead of talking about writing?
>>5910
For the record this site's writing thread isn't pozzed, I just wish it was more active. Every time I look into a new writing forum it turns out to be pozzed. Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product. People certainly don't hesitate to tell others what they think about finished products.
For the record this site's writing thread isn't pozzed, I just wish it was more active. Every time I look into a new writing forum it turns out to be pozzed. Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product. People certainly don't hesitate to tell others what they think about finished products.
>The father represents any parent, or institution, or religion, or government that wants to prevent you (or me) from coming into our own and expressing who we truly are. This covers the gamut, from corporations not wanting employees to think outside the box, to a society that still isn’t entirely okay with gay marriage. They (the father figure) thinks they know best. They say they have your best interests at heart and they will protect you. But they are just fearful of what will happen when people are living their best lives.
>–Michael Dante Dimartino
What a faggot. No wonder LOK tried so hard to demonize ATLA's heroes once they became parents.
>–Michael Dante Dimartino
What a faggot. No wonder LOK tried so hard to demonize ATLA's heroes once they became parents.
>>>/mlpol/350820 →
It does seem to me like some writers are a bit too afraid of writing Sues. So much so that they end up writing almost purposefully boring characters.
See Takemichi for reference, holy shit.
>>>/mlpol/350804 →
Picrel is great. There's obviously plenty of space for characters written to be relatable; but not every character needs to be restrained by this.
Sorry for the delay. There've been some storms lately. Power outages and fried ethernet cables left and right.
It does seem to me like some writers are a bit too afraid of writing Sues. So much so that they end up writing almost purposefully boring characters.
See Takemichi for reference, holy shit.
>>>/mlpol/350804 →
Picrel is great. There's obviously plenty of space for characters written to be relatable; but not every character needs to be restrained by this.
Sorry for the delay. There've been some storms lately. Power outages and fried ethernet cables left and right.
>>5970
Glad everyone's back.
It's surprising how many Fire Emblem characters are just filler with no story importance. Just one or two memorable character traits and a gameplay function. Guess it's a consequence of the "protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive. Unless they are needed alive later, then they just get wounded and become unplayable forever" system. That FE knockoffs "characters who die get injured and are playable the next chapter but nerfed due to injury" system was better, encouraged playing through your deaths instead of resetting every time a waifu dies. If I was making a FE game I would need to invent a shitton of quirky memorable one note filler characters to show up and become playable to replace anyone the player allowed to die last chapter(and write unlockable optional conversation cutscenes for damn near every possible combination of characters, including scenes where the characters marry and have time travelling kids affected by the stats of their parents, exponentially increasing the work needed to get this shit done), or rework FE's fundamental systems to negate permadeath and make a smaller core cast of characters matter greatly to the plot which will piss off FE purists. I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right? All that shocking death certainly didn't hurt Attack on Titan and Walking Dead and Game Of Thrones's mass appeal.
Glad everyone's back.
It's surprising how many Fire Emblem characters are just filler with no story importance. Just one or two memorable character traits and a gameplay function. Guess it's a consequence of the "protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive. Unless they are needed alive later, then they just get wounded and become unplayable forever" system. That FE knockoffs "characters who die get injured and are playable the next chapter but nerfed due to injury" system was better, encouraged playing through your deaths instead of resetting every time a waifu dies. If I was making a FE game I would need to invent a shitton of quirky memorable one note filler characters to show up and become playable to replace anyone the player allowed to die last chapter(and write unlockable optional conversation cutscenes for damn near every possible combination of characters, including scenes where the characters marry and have time travelling kids affected by the stats of their parents, exponentially increasing the work needed to get this shit done), or rework FE's fundamental systems to negate permadeath and make a smaller core cast of characters matter greatly to the plot which will piss off FE purists. I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right? All that shocking death certainly didn't hurt Attack on Titan and Walking Dead and Game Of Thrones's mass appeal.
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>>5971
>"protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive."
Kind of reminds me of the NPC's in Hollow Realisation.
>I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right?
I think I read something about AoT's Author saying he was planning to kill-off Levi too. But his assistant told him there was no reason, as far as the plot concerned, for Levi to die. So that was kind of the only reason he didn't went through with another shocking death.
I still don't think AoT was a meat grinder, with a rotating cast of characters in place of meat. At least not to the same level as TWD. Not familiar to game of thrones tho.
>"protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive."
Kind of reminds me of the NPC's in Hollow Realisation.
>I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right?
I think I read something about AoT's Author saying he was planning to kill-off Levi too. But his assistant told him there was no reason, as far as the plot concerned, for Levi to die. So that was kind of the only reason he didn't went through with another shocking death.
I still don't think AoT was a meat grinder, with a rotating cast of characters in place of meat. At least not to the same level as TWD. Not familiar to game of thrones tho.
>>5972
I don't watch much tv so AOT is the meat grinderiest thing I've seen. I haven't seen walking dead or GOT.
I was considering a moment like the Star Wars Cantina except instead of being forced to hire Han and Chewbacca the protag can hire all sorts of wacky characters for a price. On one hoof this means I will put effort into some characters the average "one and done" player may never pick. And I should make sure it's not possible for bad players to screw themselves over and softlock themselves by making a garbage team. That could take a while. On the other hoof characters introducing themselves at once on one menu or map might cause them to blur together, people might overlook the less interesting characters if everyone introduces themselves at once and then asks "Want me on your side?". On the other other hoof it adds replay value if they add different people to their party each time. There can be a New Game Plus mode where you get more starting cash with each subsequent playthrough. Plus extra characters can be unlocked on subsequent playthroughs as rewards for completing certain achievements. Perhaps upgrades for the trash characters can be purchased if the player doesn't want to hire any powerhouses. Just in case people pick the worst team possible or replay the game 8 times and start complaining about how easy the game is I should add an adaptive difficulty system where the game takes it easy on you if you suck and gets harder for hardcore players.
I don't watch much tv so AOT is the meat grinderiest thing I've seen. I haven't seen walking dead or GOT.
I was considering a moment like the Star Wars Cantina except instead of being forced to hire Han and Chewbacca the protag can hire all sorts of wacky characters for a price. On one hoof this means I will put effort into some characters the average "one and done" player may never pick. And I should make sure it's not possible for bad players to screw themselves over and softlock themselves by making a garbage team. That could take a while. On the other hoof characters introducing themselves at once on one menu or map might cause them to blur together, people might overlook the less interesting characters if everyone introduces themselves at once and then asks "Want me on your side?". On the other other hoof it adds replay value if they add different people to their party each time. There can be a New Game Plus mode where you get more starting cash with each subsequent playthrough. Plus extra characters can be unlocked on subsequent playthroughs as rewards for completing certain achievements. Perhaps upgrades for the trash characters can be purchased if the player doesn't want to hire any powerhouses. Just in case people pick the worst team possible or replay the game 8 times and start complaining about how easy the game is I should add an adaptive difficulty system where the game takes it easy on you if you suck and gets harder for hardcore players.
Remember when normies who love Mr Rogers Neighbourhood and Sesame Street bashed bronies for liking popular thing? That was fucking gay. Twats with Cartoon and MCU and Videogame tattoos have no business calling other shows homosexual. Wanting to cum inside Rainbow Dash is the straightest thing possible besides wanting to cum inside Twilight Sparkle.
>>5974
What's YS?
Also I'm thinking of setting each class's max level to 10 and making promotes mandatory and automatic upon reaching lv10, setting every character's growths to 100% or 0% depending on the char and stat (200% for the main stat) and lowering their stat caps. If characters with faces and names can only be certain classes that greatly reduces the workload spriting and animating these characters. But the hero might get a custom class that goes up to lv30 without promoting. Getting your buff from some ingame lore thing's cooler than using the fire emblem equivalent of a Thunder Stone, but unlike Roy the buff will be substantial and it won't come too late in the game.
Characters should grow consistently between playthroughs and hit max level and max stats before they become invincible gods that oneshot everything due to grinding. The imprecision of relying on RNG offends me spiritually. Gambling is against my religion. Probably. Anyway, characters should grow consistently with each level up so the developers know what characters the player is likely to use and how strong they would be if used as intended. RNG shouldn't screw the player and force them to use other units if RNG makes their levelup rewards too shit. Stat growths are such a dumb idea, I'm surprised Pokemon doesn't do it and force every hackless competitive trainer to RNG manipulate or save-scum per levelup to see any benefit out of the levelup where it counts.
There will also be a "0% growths mode" if possible in this engine because some people love it. Though introducing a ton of recruitables at the start might fuck with how FE normally delivers a steady stream of progressively stronger units over time.
If enemies could level up by killing your units, resulting in an inflated EXP gain when killing those units, inflating that EXP gain further (perhaps they also gain a cash bounty for the kill, to be taken by the player when that enemy unit is killed?) could provide a form of adaptive difficulty adjustment to offset how losing too many valuable units could screw you over and softlock you.
If the player fucks up and makes things objectively unwinnable by getting all his units killed except the protag this could trigger a joke character into showing up out of nowhere to single-handedly win the game for you and give you a joke ending for your troubles. Perhaps a parody of the "Logbook Avatar" thing you can do where you can grind your protag Avatar into being OP on easy mode, register him in the logbook, start a new save on the hardest difficulty, grind for gold using pay2win DLC to make grinding faster and easier, and buy that Logbook Avatar for 999999 gold to solo the game for you.
Or the hero could gain EXP or a buff to his signature weapon each time one of his friends dies due to magic sword shit, despite verbally expressing how much he hates this and canonically isn't getting his guys killed on purpose.
Then again what story would it create if players feel tempted to make my protagonist be a cunt who gets his friends killed for comedy and lower tactician ranks and bigger numbers?
Perhaps if too many of your units die, it should screw you out of the good ending, make characters call you a dense faggot, lock away bonus chapters where optional party members can be recruited, make optional mercenaries raise their asking price due to hearing rumors of a bloodthirsty retarded leader getting his units killed for sport and not wanting to die for him at dirt cheap rates "just in case" (a few recruitables might even tell you to fuck off and promise not even all the gold on the planet could make them willing to die for a leader like you), maybe even cause some units or your whole army to abandon you on the spot and trigger a game over.
I like the idea of a difficulty modifier with permadeath on, one with permadeath off, one mode where "If anyone dies, it's game over" to subtly speed up the process of playing permadeath with resets on so you can feel like you "beat the game without deaths" without thinking about how much save scumming it took, and a "characters killed will be playable next chapter but with an injury, a stat penalty that goes away over time and goes away faster if they are benched" mode. Perhaps each character besides the mandatory protag you can't bench should get a Stamina Meter that goes down when used, depletes their stats when low, and restores when benched for a map or two? That could help force the player to rotate his cast of characters in and out and get every character made redundant by others to still see action now and then, getting EXP those obsessed with making gods out of their units and removing the strategy from the strategy game would normally hoard for a select few characters.
This would be on top of the buff enemies get on any difficulty besides Normal. Or the easy mode buff.
Normal, Hard, Lunatic, and... The hardest mode must be a DMC Dante Must Die reference, because Lunatic+ and Lunatic++ are gay names. But what to call these modes? Dorcas Must Die? Marth Must be Murdered? Peri must Perish? Ike Must Die-ke? Chrom Must be Killed? Corrin Must Crap Himself When Dying? Roy Must RIP? Lyn Must Lose? Gharnef Is Gharna Die? I'll think of something.
>>5974
What's YS?
Also I'm thinking of setting each class's max level to 10 and making promotes mandatory and automatic upon reaching lv10, setting every character's growths to 100% or 0% depending on the char and stat (200% for the main stat) and lowering their stat caps. If characters with faces and names can only be certain classes that greatly reduces the workload spriting and animating these characters. But the hero might get a custom class that goes up to lv30 without promoting. Getting your buff from some ingame lore thing's cooler than using the fire emblem equivalent of a Thunder Stone, but unlike Roy the buff will be substantial and it won't come too late in the game.
Characters should grow consistently between playthroughs and hit max level and max stats before they become invincible gods that oneshot everything due to grinding. The imprecision of relying on RNG offends me spiritually. Gambling is against my religion. Probably. Anyway, characters should grow consistently with each level up so the developers know what characters the player is likely to use and how strong they would be if used as intended. RNG shouldn't screw the player and force them to use other units if RNG makes their levelup rewards too shit. Stat growths are such a dumb idea, I'm surprised Pokemon doesn't do it and force every hackless competitive trainer to RNG manipulate or save-scum per levelup to see any benefit out of the levelup where it counts.
There will also be a "0% growths mode" if possible in this engine because some people love it. Though introducing a ton of recruitables at the start might fuck with how FE normally delivers a steady stream of progressively stronger units over time.
If enemies could level up by killing your units, resulting in an inflated EXP gain when killing those units, inflating that EXP gain further (perhaps they also gain a cash bounty for the kill, to be taken by the player when that enemy unit is killed?) could provide a form of adaptive difficulty adjustment to offset how losing too many valuable units could screw you over and softlock you.
If the player fucks up and makes things objectively unwinnable by getting all his units killed except the protag this could trigger a joke character into showing up out of nowhere to single-handedly win the game for you and give you a joke ending for your troubles. Perhaps a parody of the "Logbook Avatar" thing you can do where you can grind your protag Avatar into being OP on easy mode, register him in the logbook, start a new save on the hardest difficulty, grind for gold using pay2win DLC to make grinding faster and easier, and buy that Logbook Avatar for 999999 gold to solo the game for you.
Or the hero could gain EXP or a buff to his signature weapon each time one of his friends dies due to magic sword shit, despite verbally expressing how much he hates this and canonically isn't getting his guys killed on purpose.
Then again what story would it create if players feel tempted to make my protagonist be a cunt who gets his friends killed for comedy and lower tactician ranks and bigger numbers?
Perhaps if too many of your units die, it should screw you out of the good ending, make characters call you a dense faggot, lock away bonus chapters where optional party members can be recruited, make optional mercenaries raise their asking price due to hearing rumors of a bloodthirsty retarded leader getting his units killed for sport and not wanting to die for him at dirt cheap rates "just in case" (a few recruitables might even tell you to fuck off and promise not even all the gold on the planet could make them willing to die for a leader like you), maybe even cause some units or your whole army to abandon you on the spot and trigger a game over.
I like the idea of a difficulty modifier with permadeath on, one with permadeath off, one mode where "If anyone dies, it's game over" to subtly speed up the process of playing permadeath with resets on so you can feel like you "beat the game without deaths" without thinking about how much save scumming it took, and a "characters killed will be playable next chapter but with an injury, a stat penalty that goes away over time and goes away faster if they are benched" mode. Perhaps each character besides the mandatory protag you can't bench should get a Stamina Meter that goes down when used, depletes their stats when low, and restores when benched for a map or two? That could help force the player to rotate his cast of characters in and out and get every character made redundant by others to still see action now and then, getting EXP those obsessed with making gods out of their units and removing the strategy from the strategy game would normally hoard for a select few characters.
This would be on top of the buff enemies get on any difficulty besides Normal. Or the easy mode buff.
Normal, Hard, Lunatic, and... The hardest mode must be a DMC Dante Must Die reference, because Lunatic+ and Lunatic++ are gay names. But what to call these modes? Dorcas Must Die? Marth Must be Murdered? Peri must Perish? Ike Must Die-ke? Chrom Must be Killed? Corrin Must Crap Himself When Dying? Roy Must RIP? Lyn Must Lose? Gharnef Is Gharna Die? I'll think of something.
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Quotes echo loudly in empty heads, and spill from their mouths like vomit.
Just like soundbites.
Talked to an anti-gun retard today. Felt like conversing with a robot too bugged to notice when I've got enough points for it to change an aspect of its worldview. Like it was a chatbot programmed to loop to an earlier point in the conversation or jump to a random talking point if it didn't know what to say, or recognized that "I don't know" or "sorry" would be the correct thing to say.
>>5978
Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks? I think I saw youtube footage of that game. I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it. Finally had some time to myself and went at it. God, I miss that series. I miss those little touches like the monkeys scripted to do weird shit and the way the toys and ben 10 watch costumes are themed around toys and costumes kids might wear. Will there ever be a spiritual successor? Where's the Wargroove of Ape Escape?
Just like soundbites.
Talked to an anti-gun retard today. Felt like conversing with a robot too bugged to notice when I've got enough points for it to change an aspect of its worldview. Like it was a chatbot programmed to loop to an earlier point in the conversation or jump to a random talking point if it didn't know what to say, or recognized that "I don't know" or "sorry" would be the correct thing to say.
>>5978
Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks? I think I saw youtube footage of that game. I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it. Finally had some time to myself and went at it. God, I miss that series. I miss those little touches like the monkeys scripted to do weird shit and the way the toys and ben 10 watch costumes are themed around toys and costumes kids might wear. Will there ever be a spiritual successor? Where's the Wargroove of Ape Escape?
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>>5979
>Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks?
Huh? I don't think so.
>I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it.
Riot Control Blm Edition, such a classic.
>I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did fren.
>Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks?
Huh? I don't think so.
>I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it.
Riot Control Blm Edition, such a classic.
>I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did fren.
>>5980
What was the name of the WW2 themed turn based tactics game with anime girls and rifles? I remember it having a "beach episode" moment. Was it named something french?
What was the name of the WW2 themed turn based tactics game with anime girls and rifles? I remember it having a "beach episode" moment. Was it named something french?
>>5980
I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
My original goal with Pokemon Pink was to make a game in under a week, but after I got it working in a week I got distracted adding extraneous new shit with no original region to make a journey, a story, an adventure out of the scattered foes to fight for their pokemon in a glorified dev room. Now that Rapid Red has successfully made a modernized open world reimagining of Kanto, injecting it with fresh new content like the SS Anne Tournament and the unofficial Ghost Gym in Lavender(you can even battle the Cerulean Cave guy at any time to get him out of your way if you want legendaries on your team before you take on the Elite Four, they may come in handy for the powerful Weather Teams of the Elite Four and their blatantly cheating Champion), I think it's time I tried that one week challenge again. Time to try making something that has taken other developers years. Even if the result is unplayable barely finished trash, this experiment and what I learn from it should make me a better game developer.
I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
My original goal with Pokemon Pink was to make a game in under a week, but after I got it working in a week I got distracted adding extraneous new shit with no original region to make a journey, a story, an adventure out of the scattered foes to fight for their pokemon in a glorified dev room. Now that Rapid Red has successfully made a modernized open world reimagining of Kanto, injecting it with fresh new content like the SS Anne Tournament and the unofficial Ghost Gym in Lavender(you can even battle the Cerulean Cave guy at any time to get him out of your way if you want legendaries on your team before you take on the Elite Four, they may come in handy for the powerful Weather Teams of the Elite Four and their blatantly cheating Champion), I think it's time I tried that one week challenge again. Time to try making something that has taken other developers years. Even if the result is unplayable barely finished trash, this experiment and what I learn from it should make me a better game developer.
Day 1. Everything is plotted, character art is in progress.
300ish existing pokemon were chosen to be scattered throughout this region. All the extra pokemon can be found in a Dream World unlocked after you beat the elite four and champ, and in the scuffed open world kanto from my previous game. Access to Kanto is unlocked in the postgame.
HM items work and can be given to protagonist in the same order every time when the 8 gyms are beaten. Art assets for items are complete.
The 8 gyms can be challenged in any order and will scale in difficulty. Placeholder graphics implemented for them, the champ, and the elite four. Will draw them properly later.
Easy Automatic, Normal, and Pikachu Must Perish difficulty modes are enabled.
Some routes exist, basic for now.
Starter pokemon selection works.
Start with one eevee, one canon pokemon starter, and one fakemon starter.
All matches are 3v3 now. Even wild pokemon encounters. God I miss Dragon Quest Monsters Joker. If only pokemon had autobattle mode. Might as well considering how easy canon games are. Could sleepwalk through the whole game with your pokemon set to Show No Mercy and never make a single move manually. If I ever make a pokemon styled game I have to add that Tactics feature.
Optional 2v1 and 3v1 difficulty modifiers are there for the masochists who want to make youtube content. Make all the mons gang up on yours. Is it even possible to beat the game like this?
Team Evil is a generic force for badness played for laughs because I want to save the evil Team SJW for a region I will spend more than a week making. There will be a funny scene where the villain tries summoning a legendary and it just fucking kills him and then fucks off. How gloriously anticlimactic.
Level scaling code activated. Following Pokemon activated.
Can battle optional trainers via pokephone anywhere. These optional bossfights might kick some peoples asses.
Key item for changing pokemon moves abilities natures and nicknames added
A continent and an island. That is the region. Name set in stone. To be revealed later.
HM items chosen to ensure if you start on that island you can get to the mainland via HM to prevent softlock even if you dont want to talk to the boat man.
HMs are now reuseable TMs, Flash and Strength and Rock Smash are all strong attacks like Surf now.
Rival Guy is a fucking twat. The edgy rival everyone knows and loves. Stereotypical cunt. Pops up out of the blue to fight you then fucks off. Dominated by his own inferiority. His front fools nobody. Will he ever grow out of it? Undecided. Perhaps if you kick his ass in each fight he changes his ways and if he beats you more times than you beat him he remains a cunt. Perhaps his mental state depends on whether you remain polite or call him a faggot at every opportunity.
Rival Girl can pop up out of nowhere and fight you or accompany you on your journey like a Fallout New Vegas companion. You choose after the first time you fight her.
Starting area is barebones for now. Will add more tomorrow. Plan to add teacher NPC who can infodump at you on demand and give tutorials. All optional.
System is in place where upon starting game you can start in any town. Start in recommended town and you wake up with your eevee farmer mom or select another place to live with your dad. Start with mom and dad lives wherever fits him best. Why are they divorced? Dunno lol.
Made a town where you choose a side to conquer the town for when overthrowing the villain in charge. A variable used when entering via Saffron style checkpoint doors sends you to version 0 controlled by the enemy, or v1 if the goodies are in charge, or v2 if evil reigns. Considered letting your choice change the gym leader you fight for the badge and it really wouldnt take much time but fuck it, minimalism time. I only have seven days and I'm not spending all my time on this project alone or sacrificing IRL hobbies and responsibilities to get shit done. The gym leader is the villain in charge. The side you win things for changes the town's look and what NPCs living there have to say.
Not bad progress for an hour or two of day 1.
One idea tempts me with its siren call: A town you take over after overthrowing the villain in charge. Now you get to spend money cleaning up and upgrading the town, you can fight random trainers in your own gym, you can convince named NPCs all over the world to move here, gym leaders from other regions might fight you at your gym and then offer to move into your town so you can fight them again, you can invest into local businesses to upgrade them, help cover part of the cost of getting new houses and places of business and apartment buildings made, you can even talk to characters in your town and see how they are doing.
I could make multiple versions of this town and a variable would be read when entering and exiting to see which variant to send you to, on top of all the buildings where the doors send you to different interiors when purchased and upgraded depending on upgrade status or are locked if the business was not purchased yet. You could choose a theme for your natural park, fly to Kanto by buying an airport for your town, visit random temporary guests in the hotel, visit a museum and fill it with cool shit like fossils and key items and pictures, decorate your mansion however you see fit and set up warp tiles to the multiple Secret Bases you can make all over the world and back, walk around your mansion garden and park with all six of your pokemon at once, bake EXP Cupcakes at the bakery, buy all sorts of useful crap at the farmers market including berries, watch pokemon matches on the PC at the library and face optional superbosses in a digital smogon themed world where some foes will force smogon gimmicks and tier restrictions onto you, fuck, I could make a whole game out of this alone. Setting NPCs up to buy your farmed berries would be easy. Pokemon: Stardew Valley Animal Crossing Island Edition. Maybe some day.
300ish existing pokemon were chosen to be scattered throughout this region. All the extra pokemon can be found in a Dream World unlocked after you beat the elite four and champ, and in the scuffed open world kanto from my previous game. Access to Kanto is unlocked in the postgame.
HM items work and can be given to protagonist in the same order every time when the 8 gyms are beaten. Art assets for items are complete.
The 8 gyms can be challenged in any order and will scale in difficulty. Placeholder graphics implemented for them, the champ, and the elite four. Will draw them properly later.
Easy Automatic, Normal, and Pikachu Must Perish difficulty modes are enabled.
Some routes exist, basic for now.
Starter pokemon selection works.
Start with one eevee, one canon pokemon starter, and one fakemon starter.
All matches are 3v3 now. Even wild pokemon encounters. God I miss Dragon Quest Monsters Joker. If only pokemon had autobattle mode. Might as well considering how easy canon games are. Could sleepwalk through the whole game with your pokemon set to Show No Mercy and never make a single move manually. If I ever make a pokemon styled game I have to add that Tactics feature.
Optional 2v1 and 3v1 difficulty modifiers are there for the masochists who want to make youtube content. Make all the mons gang up on yours. Is it even possible to beat the game like this?
Team Evil is a generic force for badness played for laughs because I want to save the evil Team SJW for a region I will spend more than a week making. There will be a funny scene where the villain tries summoning a legendary and it just fucking kills him and then fucks off. How gloriously anticlimactic.
Level scaling code activated. Following Pokemon activated.
Can battle optional trainers via pokephone anywhere. These optional bossfights might kick some peoples asses.
Key item for changing pokemon moves abilities natures and nicknames added
A continent and an island. That is the region. Name set in stone. To be revealed later.
HM items chosen to ensure if you start on that island you can get to the mainland via HM to prevent softlock even if you dont want to talk to the boat man.
HMs are now reuseable TMs, Flash and Strength and Rock Smash are all strong attacks like Surf now.
Rival Guy is a fucking twat. The edgy rival everyone knows and loves. Stereotypical cunt. Pops up out of the blue to fight you then fucks off. Dominated by his own inferiority. His front fools nobody. Will he ever grow out of it? Undecided. Perhaps if you kick his ass in each fight he changes his ways and if he beats you more times than you beat him he remains a cunt. Perhaps his mental state depends on whether you remain polite or call him a faggot at every opportunity.
Rival Girl can pop up out of nowhere and fight you or accompany you on your journey like a Fallout New Vegas companion. You choose after the first time you fight her.
Starting area is barebones for now. Will add more tomorrow. Plan to add teacher NPC who can infodump at you on demand and give tutorials. All optional.
System is in place where upon starting game you can start in any town. Start in recommended town and you wake up with your eevee farmer mom or select another place to live with your dad. Start with mom and dad lives wherever fits him best. Why are they divorced? Dunno lol.
Made a town where you choose a side to conquer the town for when overthrowing the villain in charge. A variable used when entering via Saffron style checkpoint doors sends you to version 0 controlled by the enemy, or v1 if the goodies are in charge, or v2 if evil reigns. Considered letting your choice change the gym leader you fight for the badge and it really wouldnt take much time but fuck it, minimalism time. I only have seven days and I'm not spending all my time on this project alone or sacrificing IRL hobbies and responsibilities to get shit done. The gym leader is the villain in charge. The side you win things for changes the town's look and what NPCs living there have to say.
Not bad progress for an hour or two of day 1.
One idea tempts me with its siren call: A town you take over after overthrowing the villain in charge. Now you get to spend money cleaning up and upgrading the town, you can fight random trainers in your own gym, you can convince named NPCs all over the world to move here, gym leaders from other regions might fight you at your gym and then offer to move into your town so you can fight them again, you can invest into local businesses to upgrade them, help cover part of the cost of getting new houses and places of business and apartment buildings made, you can even talk to characters in your town and see how they are doing.
I could make multiple versions of this town and a variable would be read when entering and exiting to see which variant to send you to, on top of all the buildings where the doors send you to different interiors when purchased and upgraded depending on upgrade status or are locked if the business was not purchased yet. You could choose a theme for your natural park, fly to Kanto by buying an airport for your town, visit random temporary guests in the hotel, visit a museum and fill it with cool shit like fossils and key items and pictures, decorate your mansion however you see fit and set up warp tiles to the multiple Secret Bases you can make all over the world and back, walk around your mansion garden and park with all six of your pokemon at once, bake EXP Cupcakes at the bakery, buy all sorts of useful crap at the farmers market including berries, watch pokemon matches on the PC at the library and face optional superbosses in a digital smogon themed world where some foes will force smogon gimmicks and tier restrictions onto you, fuck, I could make a whole game out of this alone. Setting NPCs up to buy your farmed berries would be easy. Pokemon: Stardew Valley Animal Crossing Island Edition. Maybe some day.
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>>5985
>I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
Oh, I see. I dunno why I was thinking about the moe-reich thingy.
Also, was "CBT" the reference I assumed it was? I am surprised no one brought it up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9Lt0LYiUI
>I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
Oh, I see. I dunno why I was thinking about the moe-reich thingy.
Also, was "CBT" the reference I assumed it was? I am surprised no one brought it up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9Lt0LYiUI
Sorry for taking that long, I didn't had time at all to check in.
>>5994
Moe reich? Never heard of it.
Putting CBT in the title was intentional, because I love cock jokes. Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal, Quest For Booty, I wanted hidden sex jokes like that. Catch, Battle, Trade. CBT.
I was tempted to name my red remake a cock joke but I didn't. Red Rocket would have worked but it would get people to expect team rocket gameplay. I thought about making Viridian's lava cave into a big optional mountain full of caves to explore and calling it Red Mountain and shaping it like a fox cock. A human dick would be too obvious. But I didn't do that.
A beta reader for my Fire Emblem game called my writing too political. If he noticed, I need to tone things down. Fuck. I want to rant. Political rants are so much easier than seamlessly integrating political themes.
I hate that if I want this to turn out good I have to try harder than any libtard who worked on Mass Effect or Far Cry 6 or Watch Dogs or any of Red Dead's libtard moments or Battlefield V-Gina or Feminist Ghostbusters or Bird Box or Handmaiden's Tale or any other piece of libtard media when it comes to the political messaging. Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice))) and you don't just consoom mindlessly and then defend the media because you consoomed it and don't want to feel like that was wrong.
There is so much blatant libtard messaging in all our shit these days. People expect it. They take it for granted. They think it's the norm. They claim you're making a political statement about all women when your hypercompetent spy catsuit assassin who can go toe to toe with dieties physically and mentally and outwit the norse god of bullshit some people still worship today and kick the ass of twenty men while a top bodyguard for the worlds richest man struggles with one says "when they made me a monster through conditioning and training, part of making me a monster was removing my ability to breed". They'd call me a sexist womanhater virgin incel if a hardcore military big sword big milkers amazonian massive muscle tomboy waifu in my game with lickable abs and thighs that could crush an elephant said "Keeping up with the men isn't easy!". Because they're so used to awkward forced girl power moments they barely even notice them any more and wonder what white men are talking about when they notice. And I'm definitely not a virgin, I've lain with multiple women. Some of them, I wish I never knew carnally or at all. I wish I never met that Naruto obsessed bitch. Naruto isn't even that good a show, it just has rare great moments where it does work. But still, I have had sex, not that this should matter socially or have any bearing on my worth as a man. Society should hate men less. It relies on men. If a man fucks twenty women, twenty women get to be mothers. If twenty men fuck a woman, one of them is the father and the rest have to wonder. Impressing a woman who feels entitled to Superman's body and Bruce Wayne's money is far harder than being a woman and bending over for some random drunk desperately lonely guy at a nightclub willing to overlook everything wrong with you if you'll just let him do what he was told his whole life men only exist to do besides slave labor. Society wants men desperately lonely and full of self loathing. Society is evil. Evil is the norm in this evil society. I want to build a home in the mountains far away from it all and sustenance farm while making cool shit and fucking my love. I want to raise people who will think for themselves and know the truth. Maybe I should start my story with the worst writing imaginable to scare away all the casual readers. A dream sequence, but instead of a foreshadowing-filled spoiler, it's got boobies. A moment of characterization for our plucky young underdog protagonist.
Pokemon-wise, more places are done now. The intro works and one fakemon starter duo is complete. Cleaning our piece of shit oven took a lot of time today. I will make the fakemon starters evolve once and, near the game's climax, gain held items to give them the power of third and fourth stage evolutions without form changes like megas. What player would give another 100bst to a shitmon when the best megas exist to make things boring? And tons of second stage pokemon are just awkward unappealing middle grounds between small and cute vs alluring or strong. My game intentionally has the player spend more time with the fakemon at his best.
I won't make the starter something you have to keep in your party at all times... maybe. Maybe I'll rework the following system to only make my fakemon follow you, no matter your team composition, so the player has to look at them more and keep one in the party at all times? Maybe not. I value freedom and the idea of forcing that onto the player doesn't sit right.
Might make this starter playable in Rivals Of Aether, I'm really proud of her design. I think she looks better than my old rabbit girl with the sword.
Moe reich? Never heard of it.
Putting CBT in the title was intentional, because I love cock jokes. Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal, Quest For Booty, I wanted hidden sex jokes like that. Catch, Battle, Trade. CBT.
I was tempted to name my red remake a cock joke but I didn't. Red Rocket would have worked but it would get people to expect team rocket gameplay. I thought about making Viridian's lava cave into a big optional mountain full of caves to explore and calling it Red Mountain and shaping it like a fox cock. A human dick would be too obvious. But I didn't do that.
A beta reader for my Fire Emblem game called my writing too political. If he noticed, I need to tone things down. Fuck. I want to rant. Political rants are so much easier than seamlessly integrating political themes.
I hate that if I want this to turn out good I have to try harder than any libtard who worked on Mass Effect or Far Cry 6 or Watch Dogs or any of Red Dead's libtard moments or Battlefield V-Gina or Feminist Ghostbusters or Bird Box or Handmaiden's Tale or any other piece of libtard media when it comes to the political messaging. Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice))) and you don't just consoom mindlessly and then defend the media because you consoomed it and don't want to feel like that was wrong.
There is so much blatant libtard messaging in all our shit these days. People expect it. They take it for granted. They think it's the norm. They claim you're making a political statement about all women when your hypercompetent spy catsuit assassin who can go toe to toe with dieties physically and mentally and outwit the norse god of bullshit some people still worship today and kick the ass of twenty men while a top bodyguard for the worlds richest man struggles with one says "when they made me a monster through conditioning and training, part of making me a monster was removing my ability to breed". They'd call me a sexist womanhater virgin incel if a hardcore military big sword big milkers amazonian massive muscle tomboy waifu in my game with lickable abs and thighs that could crush an elephant said "Keeping up with the men isn't easy!". Because they're so used to awkward forced girl power moments they barely even notice them any more and wonder what white men are talking about when they notice. And I'm definitely not a virgin, I've lain with multiple women. Some of them, I wish I never knew carnally or at all. I wish I never met that Naruto obsessed bitch. Naruto isn't even that good a show, it just has rare great moments where it does work. But still, I have had sex, not that this should matter socially or have any bearing on my worth as a man. Society should hate men less. It relies on men. If a man fucks twenty women, twenty women get to be mothers. If twenty men fuck a woman, one of them is the father and the rest have to wonder. Impressing a woman who feels entitled to Superman's body and Bruce Wayne's money is far harder than being a woman and bending over for some random drunk desperately lonely guy at a nightclub willing to overlook everything wrong with you if you'll just let him do what he was told his whole life men only exist to do besides slave labor. Society wants men desperately lonely and full of self loathing. Society is evil. Evil is the norm in this evil society. I want to build a home in the mountains far away from it all and sustenance farm while making cool shit and fucking my love. I want to raise people who will think for themselves and know the truth. Maybe I should start my story with the worst writing imaginable to scare away all the casual readers. A dream sequence, but instead of a foreshadowing-filled spoiler, it's got boobies. A moment of characterization for our plucky young underdog protagonist.
Pokemon-wise, more places are done now. The intro works and one fakemon starter duo is complete. Cleaning our piece of shit oven took a lot of time today. I will make the fakemon starters evolve once and, near the game's climax, gain held items to give them the power of third and fourth stage evolutions without form changes like megas. What player would give another 100bst to a shitmon when the best megas exist to make things boring? And tons of second stage pokemon are just awkward unappealing middle grounds between small and cute vs alluring or strong. My game intentionally has the player spend more time with the fakemon at his best.
I won't make the starter something you have to keep in your party at all times... maybe. Maybe I'll rework the following system to only make my fakemon follow you, no matter your team composition, so the player has to look at them more and keep one in the party at all times? Maybe not. I value freedom and the idea of forcing that onto the player doesn't sit right.
Might make this starter playable in Rivals Of Aether, I'm really proud of her design. I think she looks better than my old rabbit girl with the sword.
Fixed a poorly-paced meme
>>5996
>Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice)))
You really have to look back at relatively older media to find subtlety in their shit.
But yeah, you really have to keep an eye on society to guess just how much can you push, how much can you get away with, how can you handle certain situations. As well as proper timing.
I know my stuff may never blow up; but if it does, I honestly can't trust anyone with my "pr" but myself.
>Putting CBT in the title was intentional
KeK
Also, what are your thoughts on Elden Ring?
>Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice)))
You really have to look back at relatively older media to find subtlety in their shit.
But yeah, you really have to keep an eye on society to guess just how much can you push, how much can you get away with, how can you handle certain situations. As well as proper timing.
I know my stuff may never blow up; but if it does, I honestly can't trust anyone with my "pr" but myself.
>Putting CBT in the title was intentional
KeK
Also, what are your thoughts on Elden Ring?
>>6001
In retrospect it doesn't feel like subtlety that the Krogans started out as these big hyper muscular manly things with dominated women, better Klingons for a less rubber-foreheaded age, only to be used as a vector to insert feminist propaganda that says letting the feminine ego and hypergamy go out of control as the bottom 99% of women go for the top 1% of men is somehow a good thing for society that "culls the weak and makes every tribe that mixes stronger".
As a kid I didn't know enough about the world to know my whore mother was as wrong about feminism as she was wrong about everything else. But looking back it doesn't feel subtle that Watch Dogs blames damn near everything shit about london it can afford to bring up (no mention of the browned city's brown river browned by overpopulation and an overburdened sewage system that floods the Thames with brown if it rains too much) on the white man while making you fight "Albion", aka White Land and another word for Britain while saving foreigners from "camps" that "chop people up" or "put chips in them to make them slaves" of the rich white women. It has you save innocent foreigners from white gangs aided by and armed by nationalist governments and their private military company for fuck's sake. When normies say they don't see anything political about this anti-white anti-factual wokeshit, it's another sign that maybe democracies can only survive when voting is something you have to earn by being more than the average normie.
Elden Ring's a masterpiece but everything good I can think of to say about it was already said. I find it hilarious that so many were saying "Elden Ring breaks every rule of game design we were taught. Why do people love it?". Maybe people like the idea of entering a world and making their own story. Maybe people want games with characters they want to fuck instead of losers like Aloy. Maybe people like the idea of earning their fun and overcoming adversity instead of grinding their life away in soulless open worlds full of low-skill combat and uninteresting samey filler content. Maybe some people like dodging out of enemy attacks and mastering the weapons of your movesets and finding time to use the big slow strong shit without dying instead of making do with a game that might as well play itself for all the intellectual activity going on in the minds of its players. Maybe there is value in gitting gud, sharing unique experiences, coming together to help others beat this game and mine its rich depths to understand everything, then mod it for even more challenges.
"Let Me Solo Her" just couldn't be a thing in World of Warcraft or any modern multiplayer shooter. Players scattered across countless zones, two factions, countless instances and worlds, just wouldn't see this. One sufficiently skilled player can't solo a boss that's meant to be a challenge for characters with their stats. Level 99 pay2wins can solo Onyxia, the big dragon teams of 40 level 60s used to struggle to fight 20 years and 6 expansion passes ago, but you'll never see a naked man with a pot on his head in warcraft solo a boss some people still can't beat while their teammates watch in awe or help.
If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content". I saw casuals say "Holy shit I did it!" over tiny accomplishments like a kid who just did his first pressup, and I saw the community congratulate them, recognizing the value in even small milestones like this. You won't see that in these trash games where lootboxes and microtransactions are designed to make players feel like they're missing out and getting a worse experience if they don't pay up.
If CelestAI ever became a thing (and it won't, even AIs able to adapt on the fly and simulate stimulus to adapt to can't get everything about humanity right enough to manipulate enough humans to become a threat to all humans without getting shut down. And the last human to choose escapism over reality certainly fucking wouldn't be a muslim hell bent on dying for the fantasy of a heaven full of virgin children for him to fuck. And that story about two AIs inventing their own language on the fly to speak without the humans listening in is something I'd have to be a Roblox Creepypasta Wiki Admin to believe) the first humans to commit suicide by incinerator in china after having low-quality photographs of their brains taken and used by AI imitations of humans to imitate each human separately inside a digital world full of arbitrary puzzles, easy sex, and AI-generated waifus designed to fulfill your needs would be the twats who already spend more time in virtual worlds than the real one and know more about fantasy worlds than the real one. And the worst virtual worlds for the saddest brainlets are found inside television shows. Some good television exists but most of it is not art but forgettable sludge designed to waste time and suck idiots in. Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead at its worst and Handmaiden's Tale are immersive virtual worlds for people too dumb to turn a video game console on and get sucked into it. People who can't tell their shoot buttons from their jump buttons cried when Brian Griffon died. I know people who game as a hobby and I wish I didn't know delusional clowns who think copaganda and "Hitler was a madman with AIDS who saw Jesus in his dreams and ruined Germany" propaganda and feminist drivel have value. The most annoying ones are the old twats who smugly dismiss modern entertainment and men with careers in producing it only to waste time watching revisionist history and goyslop television (re)programming.
Gaming can bring countless people together in appreciation for a piece of art and the experiences it can create.
Television just makes observers of us.
In retrospect it doesn't feel like subtlety that the Krogans started out as these big hyper muscular manly things with dominated women, better Klingons for a less rubber-foreheaded age, only to be used as a vector to insert feminist propaganda that says letting the feminine ego and hypergamy go out of control as the bottom 99% of women go for the top 1% of men is somehow a good thing for society that "culls the weak and makes every tribe that mixes stronger".
As a kid I didn't know enough about the world to know my whore mother was as wrong about feminism as she was wrong about everything else. But looking back it doesn't feel subtle that Watch Dogs blames damn near everything shit about london it can afford to bring up (no mention of the browned city's brown river browned by overpopulation and an overburdened sewage system that floods the Thames with brown if it rains too much) on the white man while making you fight "Albion", aka White Land and another word for Britain while saving foreigners from "camps" that "chop people up" or "put chips in them to make them slaves" of the rich white women. It has you save innocent foreigners from white gangs aided by and armed by nationalist governments and their private military company for fuck's sake. When normies say they don't see anything political about this anti-white anti-factual wokeshit, it's another sign that maybe democracies can only survive when voting is something you have to earn by being more than the average normie.
Elden Ring's a masterpiece but everything good I can think of to say about it was already said. I find it hilarious that so many were saying "Elden Ring breaks every rule of game design we were taught. Why do people love it?". Maybe people like the idea of entering a world and making their own story. Maybe people want games with characters they want to fuck instead of losers like Aloy. Maybe people like the idea of earning their fun and overcoming adversity instead of grinding their life away in soulless open worlds full of low-skill combat and uninteresting samey filler content. Maybe some people like dodging out of enemy attacks and mastering the weapons of your movesets and finding time to use the big slow strong shit without dying instead of making do with a game that might as well play itself for all the intellectual activity going on in the minds of its players. Maybe there is value in gitting gud, sharing unique experiences, coming together to help others beat this game and mine its rich depths to understand everything, then mod it for even more challenges.
"Let Me Solo Her" just couldn't be a thing in World of Warcraft or any modern multiplayer shooter. Players scattered across countless zones, two factions, countless instances and worlds, just wouldn't see this. One sufficiently skilled player can't solo a boss that's meant to be a challenge for characters with their stats. Level 99 pay2wins can solo Onyxia, the big dragon teams of 40 level 60s used to struggle to fight 20 years and 6 expansion passes ago, but you'll never see a naked man with a pot on his head in warcraft solo a boss some people still can't beat while their teammates watch in awe or help.
If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content". I saw casuals say "Holy shit I did it!" over tiny accomplishments like a kid who just did his first pressup, and I saw the community congratulate them, recognizing the value in even small milestones like this. You won't see that in these trash games where lootboxes and microtransactions are designed to make players feel like they're missing out and getting a worse experience if they don't pay up.
If CelestAI ever became a thing (and it won't, even AIs able to adapt on the fly and simulate stimulus to adapt to can't get everything about humanity right enough to manipulate enough humans to become a threat to all humans without getting shut down. And the last human to choose escapism over reality certainly fucking wouldn't be a muslim hell bent on dying for the fantasy of a heaven full of virgin children for him to fuck. And that story about two AIs inventing their own language on the fly to speak without the humans listening in is something I'd have to be a Roblox Creepypasta Wiki Admin to believe) the first humans to commit suicide by incinerator in china after having low-quality photographs of their brains taken and used by AI imitations of humans to imitate each human separately inside a digital world full of arbitrary puzzles, easy sex, and AI-generated waifus designed to fulfill your needs would be the twats who already spend more time in virtual worlds than the real one and know more about fantasy worlds than the real one. And the worst virtual worlds for the saddest brainlets are found inside television shows. Some good television exists but most of it is not art but forgettable sludge designed to waste time and suck idiots in. Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead at its worst and Handmaiden's Tale are immersive virtual worlds for people too dumb to turn a video game console on and get sucked into it. People who can't tell their shoot buttons from their jump buttons cried when Brian Griffon died. I know people who game as a hobby and I wish I didn't know delusional clowns who think copaganda and "Hitler was a madman with AIDS who saw Jesus in his dreams and ruined Germany" propaganda and feminist drivel have value. The most annoying ones are the old twats who smugly dismiss modern entertainment and men with careers in producing it only to waste time watching revisionist history and goyslop television (re)programming.
Gaming can bring countless people together in appreciation for a piece of art and the experiences it can create.
Television just makes observers of us.
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>>6002
>Watch Dogs
I've heard it's trash, but I didn't knew it was THAT pozzed.
>Elden Ring's a masterpiece...
I've never been interested in souls games, but the utter salt over ER is impossible to ignore. QuantumTv pretty much proved you can get away with everything if you're a nig
>If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content".
This. I dunno why anyone would even try to argue otherwise. Bit unrelated. But all this talk reminded me of the Genshing fandom; Is such an unparalleled, endless stream of cringe and tranny drama. Honkai seems to be surprisingly better in every aspect tho.
>Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead
I think one of the actors said as much, lmao. Can't speak for the comics, but the TV series was mostly filler from the start.
That was a great post BTW, can't say I didn't enjoyed it.
>Watch Dogs
I've heard it's trash, but I didn't knew it was THAT pozzed.
>Elden Ring's a masterpiece...
I've never been interested in souls games, but the utter salt over ER is impossible to ignore. QuantumTv pretty much proved you can get away with everything if you're a nig
>If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content".
This. I dunno why anyone would even try to argue otherwise. Bit unrelated. But all this talk reminded me of the Genshing fandom; Is such an unparalleled, endless stream of cringe and tranny drama. Honkai seems to be surprisingly better in every aspect tho.
>Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead
I think one of the actors said as much, lmao. Can't speak for the comics, but the TV series was mostly filler from the start.
That was a great post BTW, can't say I didn't enjoyed it.
>>6003
What I said about Watch Nogs and Mass Defect doesn't even begin to cover it all. His vids on them are great. https://www.bitchute.com/channel/D9Zodj4uHiQI/
I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda. It copied most of BOTW's homework when BOTW was an attempt to reinvent the Zelda formula to recapture the discovery of the first game. Instead of equipping fire arrows or a torch you shoot arrows through a fire or hit fire with a stick to ignite these things and set trees ablaze, instead of using contextual actions or an axe item you hit trees to get logs, push them into the ocean and ride them. You're encouraged to think and dodge and manage resources that do and do not regenerate. Botw got carried away with the item durability (would it have killed them to add a blacksmith or anvil item that lets you repair and upgrade items using monster part drops and cash? Plus an item crafting system where you can pause the game and combine monster bits and random drops to get improvised weapons when shit really hits the fan. Glass jar plus jelly monster goo equals bomb. Add a stone to get shrapnel shards in the goo jar. Sticks plus goblin teeth equals spiked club. Monster meat plus bomb jelly grenade changes the bomb effect to something gimmicky). Just doesn't feel right when I look at a BOTW encounter and say "combat would expend more resources or time than would ever be worth the drops, fuck it I'm fleeing". Hero Of Courage Link Hyrule should not flee. But while Genshin's elemental interaction system and almost DMCish movesets are cool upgrades to BOtWs pretty basic combat something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me. Can speedrunners really beat Genshin to an arbitrary amount of completion using their speedrunner strats and skills as a player where optimal builds and numbers raised by grinding should go? Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene? Plus genshin has those gay scenes where characters suck your cock and say "I was so lonely before I met you, sexy genius protagonist. Thank you for buying me". That's inherently homosexual. If Skylanders toys thanked the player for saving them from an eternity of loneliness by buying them people would cry foul even though the average child has more resistance to manipulative marketing scams than the gachawhale exploited by these systems. Not all kids who bought some Skylanders preowned whaled out and bought them all but every adult nerd who would defend scams because of the positive feelings they invoke in him is homosexual.
You know what was really cringe? One fucking weeb or his clone (why do they share a channel?) defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much". The guy turned out to be a cunt but I still watch their videos on animation when they aren't pozzed, whatever college he went to knew what it was talking about. I don't believe celebrities when they claim to be harassed without posting proof that could be faked within a few minutes. Still bothering voice actors with complaints about a game with a character they voice is cringe and useless, if the game had a better PR department people would know where to send their complaints if they want to feel listened to. Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money. Open world games are easier to produce if you have the money to make a few working sidequests and enemy spawn points and activities and collectables and then tell foreign underpaid underqualified workers "copypaste them around to fill this open world map fast". You can randomly generate a fucking huge map, then get artists to fuck with it to make it look better. It's harder than making 3D platformer levels where everything has to be perfect or it all falls apart when one jump is 5 pixels too high and beating the game is impossible. No wonder so many games are AAA shit. It's cheap to create these big empty soulless open worlds and fill them with generic content sludge. Then money is wasted making the game look pretty with facial mocap and contextual blended inverse kinematics animations when it would be fine for the game to look like a game and it would likely play better as a game if it did. I swear these fucking AAA studios wish they were making movies. Big expensive movies for the people who don't get the games with shorter stories or understand books. Elden Ring has soul, because it's Dark Souls But More. It's a better gameplay formula and core gameplay loop than the usual generic 3d crouch stealth shoot bow and arrow craft some bolts loot some corpses slash jump climb walky talky facial mocap crap.
I know I'm supposed to be doing a pokemon challenge but the Fire Emblem game is coming along nicely. I keep getting new ideas for it. Just added a glass cannon wimp with shit stats who can move into combat for more damage then flee from it afterwards to safety. Spend more movement running into combat to do decent damage on the target further away and you have fewer moves left in a turn to flee from danger. How you use the character has to change to get anything good out of her. She's not just another character who kills, meatshields for the killers, heals, or meatshields poorly. That's more interesting to me than just making this character another sword user except with an axe or a replacement sword user for if the first sword user dies. Custom lv30 classes and no promotions, stat growths are 0 or 100 or 200 and stat caps are lowered to give characters niches and ensure characters can only ever reach invincible meatshield status if they are supposed to.
What I said about Watch Nogs and Mass Defect doesn't even begin to cover it all. His vids on them are great. https://www.bitchute.com/channel/D9Zodj4uHiQI/
I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda. It copied most of BOTW's homework when BOTW was an attempt to reinvent the Zelda formula to recapture the discovery of the first game. Instead of equipping fire arrows or a torch you shoot arrows through a fire or hit fire with a stick to ignite these things and set trees ablaze, instead of using contextual actions or an axe item you hit trees to get logs, push them into the ocean and ride them. You're encouraged to think and dodge and manage resources that do and do not regenerate. Botw got carried away with the item durability (would it have killed them to add a blacksmith or anvil item that lets you repair and upgrade items using monster part drops and cash? Plus an item crafting system where you can pause the game and combine monster bits and random drops to get improvised weapons when shit really hits the fan. Glass jar plus jelly monster goo equals bomb. Add a stone to get shrapnel shards in the goo jar. Sticks plus goblin teeth equals spiked club. Monster meat plus bomb jelly grenade changes the bomb effect to something gimmicky). Just doesn't feel right when I look at a BOTW encounter and say "combat would expend more resources or time than would ever be worth the drops, fuck it I'm fleeing". Hero Of Courage Link Hyrule should not flee. But while Genshin's elemental interaction system and almost DMCish movesets are cool upgrades to BOtWs pretty basic combat something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me. Can speedrunners really beat Genshin to an arbitrary amount of completion using their speedrunner strats and skills as a player where optimal builds and numbers raised by grinding should go? Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene? Plus genshin has those gay scenes where characters suck your cock and say "I was so lonely before I met you, sexy genius protagonist. Thank you for buying me". That's inherently homosexual. If Skylanders toys thanked the player for saving them from an eternity of loneliness by buying them people would cry foul even though the average child has more resistance to manipulative marketing scams than the gachawhale exploited by these systems. Not all kids who bought some Skylanders preowned whaled out and bought them all but every adult nerd who would defend scams because of the positive feelings they invoke in him is homosexual.
You know what was really cringe? One fucking weeb or his clone (why do they share a channel?) defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much". The guy turned out to be a cunt but I still watch their videos on animation when they aren't pozzed, whatever college he went to knew what it was talking about. I don't believe celebrities when they claim to be harassed without posting proof that could be faked within a few minutes. Still bothering voice actors with complaints about a game with a character they voice is cringe and useless, if the game had a better PR department people would know where to send their complaints if they want to feel listened to. Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money. Open world games are easier to produce if you have the money to make a few working sidequests and enemy spawn points and activities and collectables and then tell foreign underpaid underqualified workers "copypaste them around to fill this open world map fast". You can randomly generate a fucking huge map, then get artists to fuck with it to make it look better. It's harder than making 3D platformer levels where everything has to be perfect or it all falls apart when one jump is 5 pixels too high and beating the game is impossible. No wonder so many games are AAA shit. It's cheap to create these big empty soulless open worlds and fill them with generic content sludge. Then money is wasted making the game look pretty with facial mocap and contextual blended inverse kinematics animations when it would be fine for the game to look like a game and it would likely play better as a game if it did. I swear these fucking AAA studios wish they were making movies. Big expensive movies for the people who don't get the games with shorter stories or understand books. Elden Ring has soul, because it's Dark Souls But More. It's a better gameplay formula and core gameplay loop than the usual generic 3d crouch stealth shoot bow and arrow craft some bolts loot some corpses slash jump climb walky talky facial mocap crap.
I know I'm supposed to be doing a pokemon challenge but the Fire Emblem game is coming along nicely. I keep getting new ideas for it. Just added a glass cannon wimp with shit stats who can move into combat for more damage then flee from it afterwards to safety. Spend more movement running into combat to do decent damage on the target further away and you have fewer moves left in a turn to flee from danger. How you use the character has to change to get anything good out of her. She's not just another character who kills, meatshields for the killers, heals, or meatshields poorly. That's more interesting to me than just making this character another sword user except with an axe or a replacement sword user for if the first sword user dies. Custom lv30 classes and no promotions, stat growths are 0 or 100 or 200 and stat caps are lowered to give characters niches and ensure characters can only ever reach invincible meatshield status if they are supposed to.
Gamma was a robot from the ambitious janky fun Sonic Adventure 1.
While Sonic went through the usual Sonic plot (eggman's up to no good, heroes must stop him, also eggman manipulates someone new to his side for a bit to give this formula the illusion of experimentation and the franchise the illusion of growth by just adding more characters forever) but with a "deeper" tone than usual (the villain manipulates a past he doesn't understand for destructive purposes, the hero ends the cycle of violence through positive force) Gamma was doing the "evil robot becomes self-aware and dies for humanity" thing.
He frees the birds inside his robot brothers by destroying the robots. And he was going to "face himself", except instead of joining the 40% of troons he'd fly away like le 51% face, but they changed that so instead of Gamma shooting himself he just got shot by his dying robot brother, the last one.
How do you top that?
Sonic Adventure 2 tried to top that and fix problems with SA1, while also fixing what wasn't broken. Cranking up the melodrama and edge. Weaving its narratives together by telling one story that bounces between mutliple perspectives that converge on the main plot was smarter than re-animating and re-voicing some but not all repeated cutscenes. Much is recycled. Eggman's trying to use something from the past he doesn't understand again, it's an ancient evil that will inevitably betray him because evil is not a toy except now there are two (Shadow and the Biolizard. Three if you count Gerald, four if you count the ARK) of them, somebody's got a tragic backstory, and they escalate the stakes by threatening the earth and destroying part of the moon and forgetting they did that instead of ending it on a destroyed city and forgetting they couldn't stop that.
Sonic Heroes decides it can't top that and wisely scales things back. Metal Sonic needs his ass kicked so they kick the ass many levels later, roll credits.
And because the game's structure demanded a powerhouse on Shadow's new team, we get Omega. A rehash of Gamma played for laughs.
Omega is a funny robot who wants to kill. Crush. Destroy. And that's it.
Because Eggman locked him in a room to guard a pod and that's gay.
There is no deeper meaning behind the character. There is no grand ambition here. He's a joke character who stands out in a sea of jokes because this one was actually supposed to be funny.
We're not supposed to laugh when Shadow says "Damn those alien bastards to hell" or Eggman says "As long as I can strangle a Zeti, my hands are fine" or Infinite says "You may call me Infinite, in the few pathetic moments that remain to you. I can smell your fear, mwahahaha I'm so evil and spooooky, you pitiful foolish fools! HRRRAAAGH I'M NOT WEAK STOP CALLING ME WEAK!"
But when Omega talks like his life's purpose is to destroy waves of Eggman's robots, it's funny because it unintentionally shines a spotlight on how repetitive this formula is. Everyone's purpose in Sonicland is to destroy more waves of Eggman robots.
The biggest joke of Omega isn't that he starts ripping off HK-47 and calling people "Meatbag" eventually. It's that he's what Gamma could have been if he was revived into yet another recurring character created for one purpose that was swiftly forgotten entirely, like how Knuckles once guarded the Master Emerald and Silver once fought for the future and Blaze has her own world to take care of why the fuck is she here Sega, I'm fine with her doing the Olympics with Waluigi but why does she show up in mainline titles just to do nothing?
Gamma could have been trapped in an endless loop of just showing up to be there and free some Eggman Robots now and then. Silver the time traveller and Blaze the princess from another dimension don't just show up in the less serious spinoffs, they even show up in the main plot just to be cheerleaders for Sonic. Omega is a parody of what they could have done to Gamma, a hyper-flanderized version created specifically to fill the purpose of "big guy who's there because we need someone to fill the power slot on Shadow's team and Eggman, Metal Sonic, Shaddow Android, Gemerl/Emerl, and so on are out of the question". In a series full of characters ruined with forgotten purposes, he was created to preemptively lack any purpose beyond just smashing eggman bots because they are there. And unlike most of Sonic's hedgehog melodrama, we're not expected to take this seriously. We don't see sad music and flashbacks when Omega describes the torturous agonizing loneliness and despair of being left alone and forgotten like an old toy. If we ever did, it would be the funniest shit ever, because we're already laughing at this character.
Omega was designed pre-ruined, so they literally cannot fuck this character up.
The worst they ever did with him in 06 was dial his personality down to be a generic robot who doesn't mind waiting in the middle of nowhere with a Chaos Emerald for decades so Shadow in the future can get one and come back with it to the present day. There are two Omegas, the seventh Chaos Emerald in the past was always in Elise's possession making all previous games impossible, the best the franchise could have done was pretend 06 never happened but it's 2022 and Sonic's still haunted by that old specter and fleeing from everything that game tried doing even if it worked or almost worked before. Dumb people just really shouldn't ever try to write time travel. That meme about nonlinear storytelling and layers of storytelling confusing people too dumb to mentally model the behaviour of others or handle conditional hypotheticals is true.
While Sonic went through the usual Sonic plot (eggman's up to no good, heroes must stop him, also eggman manipulates someone new to his side for a bit to give this formula the illusion of experimentation and the franchise the illusion of growth by just adding more characters forever) but with a "deeper" tone than usual (the villain manipulates a past he doesn't understand for destructive purposes, the hero ends the cycle of violence through positive force) Gamma was doing the "evil robot becomes self-aware and dies for humanity" thing.
He frees the birds inside his robot brothers by destroying the robots. And he was going to "face himself", except instead of joining the 40% of troons he'd fly away like le 51% face, but they changed that so instead of Gamma shooting himself he just got shot by his dying robot brother, the last one.
How do you top that?
Sonic Adventure 2 tried to top that and fix problems with SA1, while also fixing what wasn't broken. Cranking up the melodrama and edge. Weaving its narratives together by telling one story that bounces between mutliple perspectives that converge on the main plot was smarter than re-animating and re-voicing some but not all repeated cutscenes. Much is recycled. Eggman's trying to use something from the past he doesn't understand again, it's an ancient evil that will inevitably betray him because evil is not a toy except now there are two (Shadow and the Biolizard. Three if you count Gerald, four if you count the ARK) of them, somebody's got a tragic backstory, and they escalate the stakes by threatening the earth and destroying part of the moon and forgetting they did that instead of ending it on a destroyed city and forgetting they couldn't stop that.
Sonic Heroes decides it can't top that and wisely scales things back. Metal Sonic needs his ass kicked so they kick the ass many levels later, roll credits.
And because the game's structure demanded a powerhouse on Shadow's new team, we get Omega. A rehash of Gamma played for laughs.
Omega is a funny robot who wants to kill. Crush. Destroy. And that's it.
Because Eggman locked him in a room to guard a pod and that's gay.
There is no deeper meaning behind the character. There is no grand ambition here. He's a joke character who stands out in a sea of jokes because this one was actually supposed to be funny.
We're not supposed to laugh when Shadow says "Damn those alien bastards to hell" or Eggman says "As long as I can strangle a Zeti, my hands are fine" or Infinite says "You may call me Infinite, in the few pathetic moments that remain to you. I can smell your fear, mwahahaha I'm so evil and spooooky, you pitiful foolish fools! HRRRAAAGH I'M NOT WEAK STOP CALLING ME WEAK!"
But when Omega talks like his life's purpose is to destroy waves of Eggman's robots, it's funny because it unintentionally shines a spotlight on how repetitive this formula is. Everyone's purpose in Sonicland is to destroy more waves of Eggman robots.
The biggest joke of Omega isn't that he starts ripping off HK-47 and calling people "Meatbag" eventually. It's that he's what Gamma could have been if he was revived into yet another recurring character created for one purpose that was swiftly forgotten entirely, like how Knuckles once guarded the Master Emerald and Silver once fought for the future and Blaze has her own world to take care of why the fuck is she here Sega, I'm fine with her doing the Olympics with Waluigi but why does she show up in mainline titles just to do nothing?
Gamma could have been trapped in an endless loop of just showing up to be there and free some Eggman Robots now and then. Silver the time traveller and Blaze the princess from another dimension don't just show up in the less serious spinoffs, they even show up in the main plot just to be cheerleaders for Sonic. Omega is a parody of what they could have done to Gamma, a hyper-flanderized version created specifically to fill the purpose of "big guy who's there because we need someone to fill the power slot on Shadow's team and Eggman, Metal Sonic, Shaddow Android, Gemerl/Emerl, and so on are out of the question". In a series full of characters ruined with forgotten purposes, he was created to preemptively lack any purpose beyond just smashing eggman bots because they are there. And unlike most of Sonic's hedgehog melodrama, we're not expected to take this seriously. We don't see sad music and flashbacks when Omega describes the torturous agonizing loneliness and despair of being left alone and forgotten like an old toy. If we ever did, it would be the funniest shit ever, because we're already laughing at this character.
Omega was designed pre-ruined, so they literally cannot fuck this character up.
The worst they ever did with him in 06 was dial his personality down to be a generic robot who doesn't mind waiting in the middle of nowhere with a Chaos Emerald for decades so Shadow in the future can get one and come back with it to the present day. There are two Omegas, the seventh Chaos Emerald in the past was always in Elise's possession making all previous games impossible, the best the franchise could have done was pretend 06 never happened but it's 2022 and Sonic's still haunted by that old specter and fleeing from everything that game tried doing even if it worked or almost worked before. Dumb people just really shouldn't ever try to write time travel. That meme about nonlinear storytelling and layers of storytelling confusing people too dumb to mentally model the behaviour of others or handle conditional hypotheticals is true.
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>>6004
>American Krogan
Seen that guy before, thanks. I think he posted here before.
>I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda.
Yeah, combat is a lot better. It's also more f2p-friendly than GI from what I've heard.
>...almost DMCish movesets...
Huh? I've never played either DMC or GI yet. But from what I've seen, I think Genshin only has a basic-same-button combo; plus elemental powers or something like that. With the main catch being on the party system.
In contrast, I assume DMC is rather closer to old-GOW from the little gameplay I've seen.
>something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me.
Yeah, I wish it wasn't a gacha gayme. The trend needs to die. It's a bit ironic that the only reason I ever tried YS in the first place, was because my trashtop couldn't even run GI above 12 fps, lel.
>Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene?
Good point. I imagine there isn't much incentive.
>defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much"
Reminds me of the nigs shilling and defending 343 industries for a decade. It's nice to see most of the fanbase has had enough.
>Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money.
Definitely, but they ain't called eastern kikes for no reason.
>American Krogan
Seen that guy before, thanks. I think he posted here before.
>I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda.
Yeah, combat is a lot better. It's also more f2p-friendly than GI from what I've heard.
>...almost DMCish movesets...
Huh? I've never played either DMC or GI yet. But from what I've seen, I think Genshin only has a basic-same-button combo; plus elemental powers or something like that. With the main catch being on the party system.
In contrast, I assume DMC is rather closer to old-GOW from the little gameplay I've seen.
>something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me.
Yeah, I wish it wasn't a gacha gayme. The trend needs to die. It's a bit ironic that the only reason I ever tried YS in the first place, was because my trashtop couldn't even run GI above 12 fps, lel.
>Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene?
Good point. I imagine there isn't much incentive.
>defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much"
Reminds me of the nigs shilling and defending 343 industries for a decade. It's nice to see most of the fanbase has had enough.
>Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money.
Definitely, but they ain't called eastern kikes for no reason.
>>6007
Genshit's combat doesn't hold a candle to DMC but it's slightly closer than Zelda Breath got if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.
I forget which PC port of dmc3 on steam is the shit one and which is the superior port moddable with DDMK to have features that would have been impossible on ps2 and are missing even in the new switch port, better features like switching between all characters and weapons and styles freely and even a toggle for interrupting all actions with a style activation for a free roman cancel to let anything combo into anything, but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game. You haven't played stylish action until you've played the classics. It gets right what other games in the genre often get wrong, and all the jank can be excused with "technical limitation" or "nobody knew better UX design back then". It'a a shame so many stylish action indie games just seek to recreate dmc in 3d or 2d instead of experimenting more with new characters and gimmick weapons. Still there's a ton I want to experiment with for my entry into the genre, coming eventually when my other projects are out of the way.
Fire Emblem: Rise of Insert Name Here is coming along nicely. The pokemon game fell by the wayside as divine inspiration took hold of me. Was my true goal to make Pokemon or Fire Emblem in a week? I think I only spent a few hours a day on three or four days working on the pokemon game. I'll finish Femblem and then resume the one week pokemon challenge, counting everything so far as days one and two. Five days left, once Femblem is out.
Genshit's combat doesn't hold a candle to DMC but it's slightly closer than Zelda Breath got if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.
I forget which PC port of dmc3 on steam is the shit one and which is the superior port moddable with DDMK to have features that would have been impossible on ps2 and are missing even in the new switch port, better features like switching between all characters and weapons and styles freely and even a toggle for interrupting all actions with a style activation for a free roman cancel to let anything combo into anything, but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game. You haven't played stylish action until you've played the classics. It gets right what other games in the genre often get wrong, and all the jank can be excused with "technical limitation" or "nobody knew better UX design back then". It'a a shame so many stylish action indie games just seek to recreate dmc in 3d or 2d instead of experimenting more with new characters and gimmick weapons. Still there's a ton I want to experiment with for my entry into the genre, coming eventually when my other projects are out of the way.
Fire Emblem: Rise of Insert Name Here is coming along nicely. The pokemon game fell by the wayside as divine inspiration took hold of me. Was my true goal to make Pokemon or Fire Emblem in a week? I think I only spent a few hours a day on three or four days working on the pokemon game. I'll finish Femblem and then resume the one week pokemon challenge, counting everything so far as days one and two. Five days left, once Femblem is out.
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I should stop suggesting shit, but goddammit mate. You have to try Resistance Retribution some day. Am not sayin' it just cuz you're brit, tho it should make it a tad funnier. Red pilled on the women question and pretty badass classic shooter. Great story and aesthetics.
>>6008
>if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.
Oh, I see. Did you ever get Hu Tao?
>but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game.
>PS2 emulation
That's actually relatively demanding, off limits for my trashtop. I kid you not, old celeron laptops are such a trip. At least it can run project cartographer and Honkai. I recently put together a cheap Phenom-II rig tho, I'll definitely play it sometime.
Hope your projects turn out nicely.
>>6008
>if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.
Oh, I see. Did you ever get Hu Tao?
>but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game.
>PS2 emulation
That's actually relatively demanding, off limits for my trashtop. I kid you not, old celeron laptops are such a trip. At least it can run project cartographer and Honkai. I recently put together a cheap Phenom-II rig tho, I'll definitely play it sometime.
Hope your projects turn out nicely.
>>6011
Cheers mate.
Man, the jewniggers who ruined Star Wars were fucking retards who really missed an opportunity to make Old Man Luke a scruffy little Nerf herder, exactly what Leia called him.
The fuck are Nerfs? Marketable plushies in animal form of course, like the Porgs and the space sea cow whales and the diamond foxes and every other aspect of this zombie franchise.
Even ties into the imagery of an old man and his dogs, or an old whore and her cats.
Old Man Luke was a terrible idea but if they had to do it, a retarded callback to a throwaway line that gets expanded on and fleshed out more than anyone ever needed is peak Star Wars. Nerds would have creamed their jeans and flooded their theatres over this.
Cheers mate.
Man, the jewniggers who ruined Star Wars were fucking retards who really missed an opportunity to make Old Man Luke a scruffy little Nerf herder, exactly what Leia called him.
The fuck are Nerfs? Marketable plushies in animal form of course, like the Porgs and the space sea cow whales and the diamond foxes and every other aspect of this zombie franchise.
Even ties into the imagery of an old man and his dogs, or an old whore and her cats.
Old Man Luke was a terrible idea but if they had to do it, a retarded callback to a throwaway line that gets expanded on and fleshed out more than anyone ever needed is peak Star Wars. Nerds would have creamed their jeans and flooded their theatres over this.
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>>6015
It's brilliant for old stuff. You can even get the Pico-8 on it. When you want split screen co op and competitive gaming or fighting games, there's nothing better for the same price. It can even emulate things a PS2 or Wii with a hard drive full of PS2 or Wii games shoved up its arse can't handle. King of Fighters, Guilty Gear, Tekkens 3 and 4 and Tag Team, it all works. I encountered slowdown when playing Ratchet and Clank 3 on it but it's handled other ps2 games well. DMC3 special edition, final fantasy X, all sorts of good stuff. I finally beat Spyro Enter The Dragonfly and A Hero's Tail. They're shit. I'd rather Enter The Alicorn and lift that hero's tail. Ha!
Lately when recreationally gaming (and analyzing game design choices in the process) I experiment with the speed settings to see how much the game improves at 125% or 150% speed, maybe even 200% speed. Some rereleases of old RPGs let you play the game at absurd speed to compensate for how grindy and padded they were, not for any financial reason, but just to create the illusion of content and depth. DMC3's special edition included a Turbo Mode where the game runs faster. I wish more games included that. But with emulation, almost any game has that. Having the ability to speed up gameplay for a new challenge and hit tab to speed up bullshit parts of the game even more really makes a man aware of how much many games are padded. Sonic fans, the people infamous for taking it up the ass from Sega with a smile and defending literally anything the corporation does no matter how embarassing or incompetent or abusive or greedy or stupid, were pissed when Sonic Forces asked you to replay older levels to pad out the game, and people were pissed when Sonic Frontiers announced yet more nostalgiabaiting shite until the fanbase saw the graphics and went "ooooo pretty... what were we talking about?". But for RPGs, outrageous content padding is the norm. Whatever it takes to stretch a small novels worth of story and a few hours of gameplay into an eighty hour morbtacular experience only the most hardcore of MCU fans would have the free time to subject themselves to. Imagine a dvd player that skips back to the previous scene every time you finish a scene, so you have to watch every scene twice to get through a movie. Sometimes you can skip a repeated scene but then the pacing slows down or even stops completely as some invisible numbers only wasted time can increment forces you to go back to that scene and endure it. Oh but you have to hit X 12 times every six seconds to continue the movie, too, because a menu pops up and that is how many clicks it takes to queue up the attacks in this gay RPG. If there was an autobattle mode where the characters picked what seems optimal in the moment the game might as well switch consoles to the dvd player as you aren't forced to make clever decisions and hard choices involving limited resources and worsening time limits. All the best shooters do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards or they're just damn good shooters. All the best RPG games do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards by being less like RPGs and more like good games and making enough money to be what other RPGs try to rip off for a while. There are speedruns where fucking cancerous game design forces speedrunners who play this game for a living to wait and grind and wait and grind and mash A through text and wait and grind and take breaks to sleep and piss and then get back to gaming, maybe let the game run for 30 hours unattended for some unlockable bullshit, and the speedrun ends up taking multiple days because the game developer wanted to be time hostile and had no respect for people with jobs to do, lives to get back to, hobbies to enjoy, books to read, and a girlfriend to plough. I can respect wanting something like a truck simulator game to occupy your hands as you zone out and enjoy an audiobook or podcast. But I just don't understand how some people can enjoy sinking so many hours into a book that would take half a day to read if it didn't make you hit X after every sentence or worse, also make you hit X many many times in a battle against enemies you have already killed 400 of. Maybe even make you use a guide for the questions it asks you if you want the best ending aka the only ending that will make all this effort worthwhile.
I should make Pikachu Must Perish: The Game. You select your starters, maybe pick a background for some bonus items or extra pokemon choices, select a difficulty mode, enter some location a cunt flooded with pikachus, and kill six million of them in a row. I wonder, would people speedrun such an absurdly padded game? Would teams speedrun it in shifts or take breaks to sleep? Would somebody develop a bot to play the game for them? Eventually you clear out the location, get your reward, and fuck off. The end. Enjoy the sequel where you kill nine million Toxapexes!
It's brilliant for old stuff. You can even get the Pico-8 on it. When you want split screen co op and competitive gaming or fighting games, there's nothing better for the same price. It can even emulate things a PS2 or Wii with a hard drive full of PS2 or Wii games shoved up its arse can't handle. King of Fighters, Guilty Gear, Tekkens 3 and 4 and Tag Team, it all works. I encountered slowdown when playing Ratchet and Clank 3 on it but it's handled other ps2 games well. DMC3 special edition, final fantasy X, all sorts of good stuff. I finally beat Spyro Enter The Dragonfly and A Hero's Tail. They're shit. I'd rather Enter The Alicorn and lift that hero's tail. Ha!
Lately when recreationally gaming (and analyzing game design choices in the process) I experiment with the speed settings to see how much the game improves at 125% or 150% speed, maybe even 200% speed. Some rereleases of old RPGs let you play the game at absurd speed to compensate for how grindy and padded they were, not for any financial reason, but just to create the illusion of content and depth. DMC3's special edition included a Turbo Mode where the game runs faster. I wish more games included that. But with emulation, almost any game has that. Having the ability to speed up gameplay for a new challenge and hit tab to speed up bullshit parts of the game even more really makes a man aware of how much many games are padded. Sonic fans, the people infamous for taking it up the ass from Sega with a smile and defending literally anything the corporation does no matter how embarassing or incompetent or abusive or greedy or stupid, were pissed when Sonic Forces asked you to replay older levels to pad out the game, and people were pissed when Sonic Frontiers announced yet more nostalgiabaiting shite until the fanbase saw the graphics and went "ooooo pretty... what were we talking about?". But for RPGs, outrageous content padding is the norm. Whatever it takes to stretch a small novels worth of story and a few hours of gameplay into an eighty hour morbtacular experience only the most hardcore of MCU fans would have the free time to subject themselves to. Imagine a dvd player that skips back to the previous scene every time you finish a scene, so you have to watch every scene twice to get through a movie. Sometimes you can skip a repeated scene but then the pacing slows down or even stops completely as some invisible numbers only wasted time can increment forces you to go back to that scene and endure it. Oh but you have to hit X 12 times every six seconds to continue the movie, too, because a menu pops up and that is how many clicks it takes to queue up the attacks in this gay RPG. If there was an autobattle mode where the characters picked what seems optimal in the moment the game might as well switch consoles to the dvd player as you aren't forced to make clever decisions and hard choices involving limited resources and worsening time limits. All the best shooters do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards or they're just damn good shooters. All the best RPG games do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards by being less like RPGs and more like good games and making enough money to be what other RPGs try to rip off for a while. There are speedruns where fucking cancerous game design forces speedrunners who play this game for a living to wait and grind and wait and grind and mash A through text and wait and grind and take breaks to sleep and piss and then get back to gaming, maybe let the game run for 30 hours unattended for some unlockable bullshit, and the speedrun ends up taking multiple days because the game developer wanted to be time hostile and had no respect for people with jobs to do, lives to get back to, hobbies to enjoy, books to read, and a girlfriend to plough. I can respect wanting something like a truck simulator game to occupy your hands as you zone out and enjoy an audiobook or podcast. But I just don't understand how some people can enjoy sinking so many hours into a book that would take half a day to read if it didn't make you hit X after every sentence or worse, also make you hit X many many times in a battle against enemies you have already killed 400 of. Maybe even make you use a guide for the questions it asks you if you want the best ending aka the only ending that will make all this effort worthwhile.
I should make Pikachu Must Perish: The Game. You select your starters, maybe pick a background for some bonus items or extra pokemon choices, select a difficulty mode, enter some location a cunt flooded with pikachus, and kill six million of them in a row. I wonder, would people speedrun such an absurdly padded game? Would teams speedrun it in shifts or take breaks to sleep? Would somebody develop a bot to play the game for them? Eventually you clear out the location, get your reward, and fuck off. The end. Enjoy the sequel where you kill nine million Toxapexes!
A friend of mine was praising me for all the amazing shit I've made and how far I've come and without thinking I just kept saying I could have done better, or this was a cheat lazy hacky solution, or that was imperfect and therefore worthless. This room was full of admiration for me and what I have accomplished, people were telling me not to be so modest and self deprecating all the time, and all I could think of was "These numbers are nothing compared to my inspirations" and "You can tell I taught myself the skills needed to make that in under a few days because it's not up to the professional level standards I hold myself to despite lacking all of their paid time and decades of experience and college/university training and overpriced equipment". When the hell did I develop this mentality that second place might as well be dead last when it comes to me I'm not like this with anyone else. I respect my skilled friends for all the skills they worked hard on even though none are olympic level. I also respect them and my unskilled friends as individuals of course and for all their other good qualities. But for some reason I can't respect myself. What's wrong with me? I should be proud of my accomplishments, right? So why can I only see the imperfections and missed opportunities whether I'm looking at my successes or mistakes? Why can't I allow myself to be happy?
Also, it's fucking homosexual that the brony fandom invented the concept of "pony racists" who want to abolish the neverending rule of immortal mostly perfect leaders for no stated reason and separate the three pony races even though they aren't really races. An Earth Pony and Pegasus child won't be a slower sturdier Pegasus or a faster frailer Earth Pony, it will be a Pegasus or a Unicorn or an Earth Pony, like how a Skitty fucking a Wailord makes another normal Skitty instead of a compromise between the two. Equestria is already an intensely racist fantasy world because the fantasy cultures are not thrown out of the window in favour of a generic city culture and unique life forms are not held back or held up to artificially enforce the illusion of equality outside of Glimmer Town. Equestria already puts Equestrians first. The concept of Earth Pony or Unicorn or Pegasus Supremacists or Three Tribes Sepratists with members from all three tribes working together to overthrow Celestia so they can force Equestria to split up just makes no sense. This is a magical pony world where friendliness makes you a deity. It's too divorced from reality for any of a libtard's child-level understanding of the modern political world to be shoehorned in and yet they do it anyway. They want to create the feeling that their masturbatory pony show fanfiction is something deep and mature and intellectual so when they aren't getting pseudointellectual about the nature of their papercraft universe they pull this shit. If they don't want the paper tiger of generically evil smug stupid rich idiots or a generic cackling group of thieves or a generic cult of an evil God they choose this, so they can live out their libtard power fantasies of cruelly torturing and insulting horses who disagree with them politically amd have no means of fighting back or defending their beliefs or future. If some ponies don't want to live among nonponies, they should be allowed to make their own towns instead of forcing everyone to "get along" and submit to the all powerful government. The leftist is a mad tyrant, childish and pathetic and evil, and this even shows up in the stories he tries to write where he and his all powerful immortal monarchist friends are supposed to be the good guys. That old Fimfic I wrote was shit, but at least Glimmer actually tried making defenses of communism I saw real commies make before the argument was dropped in favor of a fight. And the fight was shit, it didn't do enough to tell the "he sees through her tricks and manipulations, and his skill and experience and creativity beats the superior raw power she's used to wielding like a club to get her way when lies and manipulations fail" story and she should have gotten some good hits in on him so he wouldnt seem invincible. Hell, the argument should have kept going during the fight to symbolize it, their tactics reflecting talking points raised and points made. Was cool when the Batman VS Batman fight did that in the Justice League cartoon I saw as a kid. God, listen to me. I must sound like a child obsessed with MCU Morbius shit when I talk about this. Better yet, I should just not put modern politics into magic settings where the real world consequences of any ideological problem can be magicked away with a thought. It's why the story with political themes I'm writing makes sure magic can only be used to destroy. "why does nobody snap their fingers to conjure food and water" finally gets a satisfactory answer besides "conjuring that would take more energy than food and water are worth".
God, this is the shit I write when waiting for my oven to cook. What will people think of me when I perish? Will I be mocked for having awful parents and an awful childhood full of awful people? Will youtube drama channels demonize me and try to make the audience hate me so they can feel okay with laughing at a disabled man for doing his best in a world ruled by pedophiles who want his whole race extinct or enslaved? The Epsteins of the world point at healthy normal things and project. It's all part of that Jewish ritual where you kill an innocent chicken while pretending it's absorbing your sins. The Jews invented marxism aka modern leftism. It's all connected. And here I am overthinking a story barely anyone will talk about unless youtube drama channels think there is profit to be made in demonizing it. Society doesn't want inspiring stories. It wants the perverse thrill of tearing down and deconstructing and destroying. It wants to cheer on executions and pretend it's for the greater good. Society is a mess. Does religion have any answers? Does free will exist? We're all just pawns controlled by something lesser. Marxists, the cancer of humanity. What kind of a man am I to obsess over fiction? It's the only way I can put my talents to use and eventually make money without any dievershitty hire infested company's permission. I want to be a creator. An artist. I want to get out of this hellhole and live with my loved one. I want to be able to feel proud of myself.
She...
She worries about me. She told me she worries about me and thinks I'm too hard on myself. What the fuck is wrong with me?
God, this is the shit I write when waiting for my oven to cook. What will people think of me when I perish? Will I be mocked for having awful parents and an awful childhood full of awful people? Will youtube drama channels demonize me and try to make the audience hate me so they can feel okay with laughing at a disabled man for doing his best in a world ruled by pedophiles who want his whole race extinct or enslaved? The Epsteins of the world point at healthy normal things and project. It's all part of that Jewish ritual where you kill an innocent chicken while pretending it's absorbing your sins. The Jews invented marxism aka modern leftism. It's all connected. And here I am overthinking a story barely anyone will talk about unless youtube drama channels think there is profit to be made in demonizing it. Society doesn't want inspiring stories. It wants the perverse thrill of tearing down and deconstructing and destroying. It wants to cheer on executions and pretend it's for the greater good. Society is a mess. Does religion have any answers? Does free will exist? We're all just pawns controlled by something lesser. Marxists, the cancer of humanity. What kind of a man am I to obsess over fiction? It's the only way I can put my talents to use and eventually make money without any dievershitty hire infested company's permission. I want to be a creator. An artist. I want to get out of this hellhole and live with my loved one. I want to be able to feel proud of myself.
She...
She worries about me. She told me she worries about me and thinks I'm too hard on myself. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>girlfriend says she likes a character
>feel jelly
>even though I've had more sex with her than any fictional character ever will
God I hope these feelings are normal. My autistic hyperfocus crosshairs are locked onto her and she loves it. She puts on this energetic voice for most people. All smiles. But she lets her real voice out around me. Smooth, soft, every syllable's a melody drawing me in and making me want more. I could listen to her ramble forever. She even reads for me. We can both read, but I love her voice more than my own. Why the fuck does she hate her own body just because she's not a celebrity? Why the fuck does she hate her own voice just because she doesn't sound like the radio whores screaming perversion into everyone's ears? I already hated this Jewed society because of all the epstein libtard shit. But now I also hate it for making her feel like she's not good enough. That's another reason to hate society. She's cute. She's fucking cute! Better than a monster like me deserves. And she sees value in me. She loves me. More than I love myself. I love her more than I love myself. She's healthy, smart, talented, she should be proud of everything she's accomplished and there's still so much left to do. And her whole life she felt like she's not enough because she doesn't look or sound like celebrity whores. Fuck celebrity whores. Fuck this jewed society and its bitches and whores. She should be the kind of person whores feel inadequate for not being, not the other way around! She should be loved. She is loved, by me, but she should be loved by more.
Also if you draw fanart of your girlfriend as her self insert OC shagging Megatron or Kass or whoever girls want to bone these days, you're a cuck. You're cucking yourself in your fantasies and helping her to have fantasies where she cucks you. It's cucked. You couldn't be cuckier. It's the cuckiest! Okay there are cuckier things like getting real people to fuck her but it's still fucking gay. Drawing cute fanart is fine. Is it weird to call it fanart if it's art of a person? I guess it's technically fanart of their fictitious persona.
>feel jelly
>even though I've had more sex with her than any fictional character ever will
God I hope these feelings are normal. My autistic hyperfocus crosshairs are locked onto her and she loves it. She puts on this energetic voice for most people. All smiles. But she lets her real voice out around me. Smooth, soft, every syllable's a melody drawing me in and making me want more. I could listen to her ramble forever. She even reads for me. We can both read, but I love her voice more than my own. Why the fuck does she hate her own body just because she's not a celebrity? Why the fuck does she hate her own voice just because she doesn't sound like the radio whores screaming perversion into everyone's ears? I already hated this Jewed society because of all the epstein libtard shit. But now I also hate it for making her feel like she's not good enough. That's another reason to hate society. She's cute. She's fucking cute! Better than a monster like me deserves. And she sees value in me. She loves me. More than I love myself. I love her more than I love myself. She's healthy, smart, talented, she should be proud of everything she's accomplished and there's still so much left to do. And her whole life she felt like she's not enough because she doesn't look or sound like celebrity whores. Fuck celebrity whores. Fuck this jewed society and its bitches and whores. She should be the kind of person whores feel inadequate for not being, not the other way around! She should be loved. She is loved, by me, but she should be loved by more.
Also if you draw fanart of your girlfriend as her self insert OC shagging Megatron or Kass or whoever girls want to bone these days, you're a cuck. You're cucking yourself in your fantasies and helping her to have fantasies where she cucks you. It's cucked. You couldn't be cuckier. It's the cuckiest! Okay there are cuckier things like getting real people to fuck her but it's still fucking gay. Drawing cute fanart is fine. Is it weird to call it fanart if it's art of a person? I guess it's technically fanart of their fictitious persona.
Finding the balance in my work is hard. I don't want my work to just be stimulation without substance like porn. But then I get carried away with politics and forget to make the story fun enough for proofreaders to enjoy the ride.
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>>6016
>It's brilliant for old stuff.
Sure is. I see it's even got handhelds other than the gameboy on the list. The fact BT controllers work so well in a Linux distro is just admirable.
I better stop now before I turn your bread into more of a chatroom than I've already have. Not that I wouldn't have wanted to continue geekin' and shit. Just thought I'd say it, instead of just stop posting out of the blue.
>It's brilliant for old stuff.
Sure is. I see it's even got handhelds other than the gameboy on the list. The fact BT controllers work so well in a Linux distro is just admirable.
I better stop now before I turn your bread into more of a chatroom than I've already have. Not that I wouldn't have wanted to continue geekin' and shit. Just thought I'd say it, instead of just stop posting out of the blue.
>>6021
Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames. I can't remember the last time I paid for a modern game or the last time I wanted to play any modern games. I remember some great indie games I paid for ages ago. But it's a good thing there is so much classic gaming content out there. Sometimes I wish all old games had to release their source code or make a PC or Linux port after a certain time period for preservation purposes. It would massively help with modding new content into old games, too. But it could be too expensive to be worth it, or make ripping that game off too easy for copycats. Might even get in the way of re releasing older games on newer hardware every few years with minimal if any upgrades or new content, which the game industry loves almost as much as forgetting about some games entirely. One of the first things I ever created that I was proud of was a super mario world romhack full of gay childish bullshit I put together on a strict time limit back when I was just a kid. It wasn't good but it was mine. I remember enough of it to recreate most of it but it just wouldnt be the same coming from a man my age. My intense love of romhacks and fangames is why I'm definitely putting a level maker into every good game I ever make when I stop making fangames. Sometimes I even think about making a game dedicated to level making. Like mario maker but without the homosexuality. Could be fun. But for now... as I draw the characters in something I am working on I realize the writing is taking too long. And it will take longer to perfect. I'll make game 1 a dream sequence that doesn't take itself seriously and save the good story for the sequel. The gameplay innovations are something I want feedback on from a variety of people. It will be like a gameplay demo except because it is a finished product it will get more views. Hopefully there will be no 1984 marxist pervert gigajews who say "you can't put your game on our site or talk about it because that OC womans boobies are too big, it is sick and fetishistic". Fuck that, she's supposed to be huge because I want her to be huge. Freedom! Free speech, free art! If furries can draw dicks and troons can insert their autogynephiliac and genderplay fetishes into games intended for children I can draw beclothened boobies in my game intended for mature audiences of hardcore pokemon players only. ...then again maybe that was my mistake. Pokemon Sunrise's Pink Cock or whatever I called that game was just too hard for people to beat. Actually sunny's dick is bright red, pink is too girly a colour for penis, as horse pussy is that colour. Hopefully the difficulty options in Rapid Red help people who arent hardcore beat the game anyway. And the next game should be better "weather" people play it on hard or easy mode.
Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames. I can't remember the last time I paid for a modern game or the last time I wanted to play any modern games. I remember some great indie games I paid for ages ago. But it's a good thing there is so much classic gaming content out there. Sometimes I wish all old games had to release their source code or make a PC or Linux port after a certain time period for preservation purposes. It would massively help with modding new content into old games, too. But it could be too expensive to be worth it, or make ripping that game off too easy for copycats. Might even get in the way of re releasing older games on newer hardware every few years with minimal if any upgrades or new content, which the game industry loves almost as much as forgetting about some games entirely. One of the first things I ever created that I was proud of was a super mario world romhack full of gay childish bullshit I put together on a strict time limit back when I was just a kid. It wasn't good but it was mine. I remember enough of it to recreate most of it but it just wouldnt be the same coming from a man my age. My intense love of romhacks and fangames is why I'm definitely putting a level maker into every good game I ever make when I stop making fangames. Sometimes I even think about making a game dedicated to level making. Like mario maker but without the homosexuality. Could be fun. But for now... as I draw the characters in something I am working on I realize the writing is taking too long. And it will take longer to perfect. I'll make game 1 a dream sequence that doesn't take itself seriously and save the good story for the sequel. The gameplay innovations are something I want feedback on from a variety of people. It will be like a gameplay demo except because it is a finished product it will get more views. Hopefully there will be no 1984 marxist pervert gigajews who say "you can't put your game on our site or talk about it because that OC womans boobies are too big, it is sick and fetishistic". Fuck that, she's supposed to be huge because I want her to be huge. Freedom! Free speech, free art! If furries can draw dicks and troons can insert their autogynephiliac and genderplay fetishes into games intended for children I can draw beclothened boobies in my game intended for mature audiences of hardcore pokemon players only. ...then again maybe that was my mistake. Pokemon Sunrise's Pink Cock or whatever I called that game was just too hard for people to beat. Actually sunny's dick is bright red, pink is too girly a colour for penis, as horse pussy is that colour. Hopefully the difficulty options in Rapid Red help people who arent hardcore beat the game anyway. And the next game should be better "weather" people play it on hard or easy mode.
Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
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>>6023
>Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames.
Thanks fren, I will. If only the Vita had been able to emulate PS2. It probably wouldn't have been such a flop.
>Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
So do I fren, even if am kind of a dick at times.
>>6022
Yeah, but it's his thread nonetheless. I feel like am too excessive with the replies, and questions, and shit sometimes.
>Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames.
Thanks fren, I will. If only the Vita had been able to emulate PS2. It probably wouldn't have been such a flop.
>Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
So do I fren, even if am kind of a dick at times.
>>6022
Yeah, but it's his thread nonetheless. I feel like am too excessive with the replies, and questions, and shit sometimes.
Saw a dog today with a muzzle on, had a friendly chat with the owner, and then suddenly she took the dog's muzzle off. Her dog proceeded to, I shit you not, eat grass. This dog about the size of an average greyhound went over to some long tall grass, and ate it like a cow. I didn't even know dogs could do that, let alone that they would. "Is that a sheep or a sheepdog?" I asked.
"All three of my dogs are like this. And they won't eat just any grass." The woman tells me. "Won't mow my lawn for me. It has to be long grass, like the kind here".
And I just watched this dog violate the carnivore herbivore rules of nature and munch on some grass.
To be fair it was pretty tall and verdant grass. I don't eat grass because I'm a human and I'm not gay. But this grass looked nice. if I was a grass eater I would probably say that grass looked appetizing. Can't imagine anyone calling short stomped-down dirty and dry grass appetizing, and this was the opposite of that shit. Large successful thriving high quality grass raised in nature. Man. That dog sure was weird. I asked, "What do you feed him?" And she said "proper dog food from a can. Meat chunks and gravy jelly and those little dog rocks. He just saw a sheep do this and never stopped doing it".
Then the dog pulled her over to a bit of ground with longer grass.
Eventually she got bored of waiting around and walked off, pulling the dog with her.
What a weird dog. Can carnivores even digest vegetation without vomiting it back up or getting explosive diarrhoea? Who the fuck calls kibble dog rocks?
I miss Denki Blocks.
"All three of my dogs are like this. And they won't eat just any grass." The woman tells me. "Won't mow my lawn for me. It has to be long grass, like the kind here".
And I just watched this dog violate the carnivore herbivore rules of nature and munch on some grass.
To be fair it was pretty tall and verdant grass. I don't eat grass because I'm a human and I'm not gay. But this grass looked nice. if I was a grass eater I would probably say that grass looked appetizing. Can't imagine anyone calling short stomped-down dirty and dry grass appetizing, and this was the opposite of that shit. Large successful thriving high quality grass raised in nature. Man. That dog sure was weird. I asked, "What do you feed him?" And she said "proper dog food from a can. Meat chunks and gravy jelly and those little dog rocks. He just saw a sheep do this and never stopped doing it".
Then the dog pulled her over to a bit of ground with longer grass.
Eventually she got bored of waiting around and walked off, pulling the dog with her.
What a weird dog. Can carnivores even digest vegetation without vomiting it back up or getting explosive diarrhoea? Who the fuck calls kibble dog rocks?
I miss Denki Blocks.
This thread gets more traffic than the writing thread so I might as well say this here too...
>make protagonist blue eyed and blonde haired man in black jacket
proofreader: "He looks like a nazi"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in blue jacket
proofreader: "he's like the ukraine flag!"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in red jacket
>wait fuck his enemies are supposed to wear red and black because they're red demons and the "red tide" of communist antifa terrorists
>can't make the sides red vs blue because red is republican AND communist while blue is democrat
Fuck this is hard. What do I do?
>make protagonist blue eyed and blonde haired man in black jacket
proofreader: "He looks like a nazi"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in blue jacket
proofreader: "he's like the ukraine flag!"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in red jacket
>wait fuck his enemies are supposed to wear red and black because they're red demons and the "red tide" of communist antifa terrorists
>can't make the sides red vs blue because red is republican AND communist while blue is democrat
Fuck this is hard. What do I do?
Forest good. Life good.
>>>/mlpol/352504 →
So, don't take this the wrong way. But I think you were onto something here. >>5911
>Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product.
As in, I don't think you will receive any valuable feedback from these posts.
Tbh I can't be arsed to write short stories. Even tho I know damn well it is a great way to practice; and a much easier way to get helpful advice and feedback from poners.
Again, I do believe you have a lot of potential. No bully.
So, don't take this the wrong way. But I think you were onto something here. >>5911
>Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product.
As in, I don't think you will receive any valuable feedback from these posts.
Tbh I can't be arsed to write short stories. Even tho I know damn well it is a great way to practice; and a much easier way to get helpful advice and feedback from poners.
Again, I do believe you have a lot of potential. No bully.
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