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Should I get therapy?
Anonymous
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Is therapy just a joke, or is it worth getting? Who should I do therapy with? Can I trust my entire life's story with anyone who's not on this site?
Maybe if I tell you my life's story, you can give me life advice.

I was raised by abusive lefty parents who hated their smart white son and often tried to push me towards trannyism. Never fell for it.
First I was sent to a shit primary school. A few kids bullied me there and teachers punished me whenever I fought back. I was a fat angry kid who could punch hard when pushed, and they liked attacking me and then running away. But when we fought properly I'd kick their asses. One time I kicked their asses hard enough to make them stop bothering me.
When I graduated from this school I was sent to the special school of a catholic school, and made the personal property of one old bitch there who hated autistic kids. Around that era I got interested in Game Maker and pokemon romhacking but that interest never amounted to anything, though I did have a USB full of GBA roms and romhacking tools and the fact that I was able to code at such a young age when not all kids were learning that should have shown somebody that I had more to offer the world than shitty schools thought I should.
Thanks to that school, my schedule looked like this: Enter a side building, wait for the day to end, sometimes get insulted by the teachers if they felt like abusing me, usually get to eat lunch at lunchtime but sometimes they wouldn't let me (and it didn't matter whether I brought a packed lunch to school or brought money for the school cafeteria) and eventually go home to a house with parents that, when told the right words by my boomer bullies, would freak out and abuse me at home too. Rarely I'd get to join in a classroom... but class clowns would act up until I'd get blamed for it and sent out.
If I had a tape recorder or decent phone, I could have gathered evidence of the shit said/done to me (audio files of verbal abuse, pics of bruises, etc) and posted it online. But I was never allowed anything like that, because my parents feared I might use it on them. One day at school the art teacher bumped me with her car while backing up into a crowd of kids, I was fine but pissed off and the art teacher shrieked and blame-slinged feministically at me until I lost my patience and started barking back, then she put me in front of the headmaster and I told him about the abusive staff members and called him terrible at his job, so he kicked me out.
Then I was sent to a worthless "speshul" school where a few teachers abused me and the students usually watched in confusion when they weren't joining in. Whenever I trusted an adult enough to tell him or her what happened at home, that adult decided to call child protective services, who sent the same fucking boomer woman over to warn my parents that I was talking about what went on at home again. I couldn't get away from my family until I became the problem of Adult Protective Services, where the slightly less retarded and lazy people go.
A woman my age at the autistics-only youth club I attended got mad at me over retarded internet roleplaying nonsense-drama that didn't even involve me, and she lied about me to the cops and accused me of abusing her, even went to some clinic to fake signs of a concussion she didn't have because she's a spoilt bitch who knows how to play her rich parents like fiddles, she was a low-functioning sociopath woman with histrionic personality disorder and every retarded boomer's sympathy. She lied and got away with it, because the cops weren't interested in this case after she cartoonishly fucked up and started gloating about physically assaulting me without realizing it hurt her case. But even though I said to the managers of the youth club and the friends I knew there "If what she said about me was true I'd be in jail so you know she's lying" they couldn't believe me because they were dumb. There was one weird creepy fucker I used to talk to online because his "woe is me, asian school life is sooo hard" shit kind of reminded me of me at the time, but he got severe TDS and stopped being a person once he stopped viewing me as a person so I'm glad I didn't tell him anything sensitive or identifiable that could fuck me over later in life.
Anyway when I went to college, I was lied to and exploited by the staff until I dropped out. They even tricked me into taking a worthless course that turned out to be the dump where they dump the autistic kids and give them a useless fake newspaper to write. I wish I dropped out sooner, trying to live on barely fucking anything is hard enough when your mom took govt money meant for you, but it's harder when you're forced to spend most of your cash on train rides between your college and shitty home every two weeks and all your cunt government can offer is a discount pass. Now that I'm living alone, I've got a free bus pass I can barely use. Government priorities, am I right?

I am an autistic man, I'm 24 years old, I'll be 25 next year, and I've spent so much of my life as property of someone else that I find it hard to notice when I'm hungry or tired and remember that I should eat or sleep without someone or a phone alarm telling me to. I shower every night before bed but sometimes I miss meals, it's what helped me go from obese fatty to only-slightly-overweight. I don't think I know what it feels like to be loved by someone else. Learning makes me happy and I love documentaries but when I tried an online free learning site it reminded me of school and I couldn't do it. Sometimes I talk to people and act charming like those "Charisma on command" youtube vids told me so they'll like me, but I've never given anyone my full backstory before. The only woman in my life I ever kissed was that bitch who falsely accused me and got away with it. I want to say I have no interest in modern women but I still feel the urge to wank to them. But I don't wank any more because of nofap.
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Anonymous
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>>3684
>result of decades of conditioning from media.
Yes, and no.
>[those] guys never visibly reap the benefits of their supposed magical willpower
So analogy time.
Because they try to lift a 10 ton truck with a plastic straw and nothing else.
Others go and fix up the car and drive it up a ramp and makes it do stuff.
And some call in a tow truck. With some have a jack.
Others use a winch and intricate knowledge.
Some just fuck up the car.
Many more get knifed while doing stuff.
More still give up and just wonder about.
Ect.
Anonymous
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>>3684
Most (mostly meaning most) who are outspoken about the supposed benefit of a certain nameless deity yet cannot prove the evidence as being better are to be taken with a pinch of snake salt. It is best to observe rather than partake in the deed, as it is easier to lie than to be honest.
As commonly enough they tend to be the ones promoting an 'agenda' of sorts, a tool or puppet to manipulate others but are being manipulated themselves, despite their knowledge (lack thereof) of the delusion or not.
It is often for them to be under the spell of a psychosis, being unable to distinguish fantasy from reality. There again, reality does not always have to make complete sense, neither does the human mind.
Indeed. Still waters run very deep.
Anonymous
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>>3685
>>3686
You're right. Btw, still exercising. Increased weight in my weighted vest.

I don't care about this since it's not much of a loss, but turns out I've been banned from some unimportant ben 10 fanfic's discord fanserver for being "far-right".
I asked specifically what I said that got me banned since I don't remember it and haven't used it in months, maybe a year or two. I got the tard's personal definition of far-right in response because I didn't actually do anything wrong, I was just considered an undesirable.
I don't remember much about the server at all but I remember how that server had a handful of annoying commies who'd say commie shit and then cry "Wah no politics this is a media server!" when debunked. Or cry other assorted jew-tier lies to try and dupe retards with no reading comprehension and a desire to jump on the bandwagon someone else's fight creates to look moral. If some faggots are having a slapfight and it's your job to tell them "Shut the fuck up" or "This one's right, the other one's retarded, now shut up" you gain nothing. But if you believe the one with the more tempting lie about how the other one's some eeevil little bastard, suddenly you gain something. You get to feel like you're a hero for once, by taking the wrong side in an argument you don't feel obligated to read in full before passing judgement on it. Discord moderators, am I right? At least when they're doing this they're not grooming little boys and calling them "femboy transgenders" or grooming little girls and calling them "kitten".
If everyone on the planet was intelligent enough to see through basic lies and understand real science, or smarter, the world would be a better place. Maybe if everyone had to have at least a certain level of intelligence to be considered human, we'd be better off as a species.
Then again, it's not like dumbasses asked God to be born dumb. We can't prove God made them that way because they'd do more damage if they were smart. Besides, culling the bottom percentages of humanity is the kind of thing only a fictional villain would want to do in some cliche sci-fi novel that wants to pretend eugenics is the ultimate unthinkable evil, rather than rape or murder or the slow and ever-accelerating intellectual and societal rot caused by idiots and the leftists that use them for their own benefit. Besides, giving the government the power to decide the legal minimum IQ would get that power abused.
Rich retards would bribe government officials to have their children spared, while having too many kids would become a point of pride for the rich bastards that can afford countless bribes so they can pretend they have a high-IQ bloodline when they don't, the bar would be set high enough to fuck over normal people yet ignored whenever it would inconvenience a race the ruling class likes more, the IQ test would have a load of "moral score" or "emotional intelligence" bullshit added to it to cull sane people and spare overemotional leftist retards and sociopaths from the govt culling since they're both more useful to corrupt govts than humans are, a sex slave market would probably be created out of retards and average people not deemed special enough for the elites... This sort of thing would make a neat alt-history or dystopian sci-fi concept but the only valid government's the kind that keeps its dick out of the asses of its people and protects the asses of its people.

Anyway

I've been thinking about how so many people I know are obsessed with media to the point where they get into daily internet slapfights across all sorts of jewish social media platforms, complete with slander and harassment and harassing friends to try and get them to disavow "thoughtcriminals", all over fucking cartoon characters.
Sometimes they try and get me involved in their drama. Some of them get butthurt at me for not wanting to dedicate hours of my life to joining these slap-fights, as if I'm the bad guy for having dialogue to write and levels to code and bouncy boobies to animate. A life this filled with conflict seems like a massive drag, and conflict over what, the opinion children and teens and childlike adults dare have over cartoon characters? When did 1984 sjw fear-tactics become the norm for playground-tier arguments over the sex lives of moving doodles voiced by middle-aged japanese women?
Doesn't anyone else want a quiet life any more? I've had debates over gun rights that seem more respectful and respectable on the surface(either those who are anti-gun shouldn't have their opinion enforced or protected by law enforcement, or being a nazi should be legal and legally protected, pick one) than any of this shit-flinging nonsense over fucking Ben 10 lore or who Sonic The Hedgehog should have shagged.
Maybe it's a sign that I'm maturing and have improved my life, since I genuinely have better things to do than worry over what faggots think about my waifoo or husbandou or whatever. But I also feel like I'm drifting away from the people who have "media madness" consume their lives. Like I'm growing up and they're staying the same age, with the same shallow interest in the same shallow interests and same repetitive NPC dialogue lines whenever I press A on them. The DBZ fan will say tomorrow what he says today unless there's something happening in that tiny little bubble of aimless nerd culture that changes his programmed dialogue lines. "nerd like android 21. android 21 have the big boobas. majins r so kewl. oh em jee, wouldn't it be kewl if they made another DBZ that was just like DBZ but with android 21 in it? android 21 is so sexy. i suddenly like vore because she turns people into candy and eats them. i'm basically a blank sheet of paper and jews write whatever they want on me. btw i wish sega made another sonic game thats just like sonic advenchur 2 but more! just more, you know, like star wars. more. no i wont play fangames or indie games like sonic but better. i am a loyal corporate whore."
fags.
Anonymous
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>>3691
Jesus fuck nigel, at least offer a tl;dr
Glad to hear about the gains. I'll read the rest when I'm bored, but jesus christ a tl;dr please?
Anonymous
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>>3692
Ok

tldr

im getting buff. Weight up.

Today i learned i was banned from some dicksword server for being "far right"

but that is fine because they are a load of faggots

maybe if the world had less retards there would be less of an incentive for evil individuals to mislead and misuse them for personal and political gain, but I wouldn't trust any government that would actually want to cull healthy citizens.

Nerdniggers obsess over media so fucking much that it makes up their entire identity and a handful of my friends make me sad because every fucking day they're typing their hearts out in some twitter or discord or tumblr war over whether Ben Tennyson should have ploughed stretchy alien pussy or wasted his life with that stupid selfish cunt Julie or that obnoxious fucking creator's-pet Kai or whatever the writers decide to do with that joke Charmcaster this season.

jsus fucking christ I know I talk a lot about media but I tend to have something to say about it. A man analyzes bioshock and undertale, a slave cooms for it and obsesses over its characters without learning anything. I couldn't imagine just sitting around occupying your time with assorted distractions like internet arguments over the sex lives or moral values of fictional characters until it's time to suck up whatever slop the corpos feed you then get into shouting matches where you try and rationalize away a bad show's shitness. NIGGERS SHIT INTO THEIR OWN MOUTHS. FUCK.

Ben 10 is a toy franchise with a cartoon that was good for a while. If it's the biggest deal in your life, find God. My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is better anyway. At least Twilight didn't have to re-learn "friends are important" every four episodes from season one to fifteen or more. I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle but you won't see me writing a new essay every week to "defend her honour" just because some faggy tween's calling her every bad word she/her/it knows.

Maybe it's weird for a man my age to talk like he's becoming an old man. But I don't think I'm becoming an old man. I feel like I'm becoming a real man. A man who sees things clearer every day. Must be the healthy food, or perhaps the exercise. Maybe planting real-ass food made me level up as a man. Maybe a combination of all three. I'm used to thinking in meters and centimeters. Feet? I use a calculator to turn it into meters. And inches? Whenever someone gives me a measurement in inches I imagine my dick and how many of those copies of my dick are equivalent to whatever's being measured in inches, and that's because meters and centimeters are the superior way to measure shit and everyone fucking knows it. Inchniggers just pretend to hate meters because they love feet too much.

Tldr the enlightenment was a misnomer, denying God and the value of his teachings leaves you vulnerable to subversion. Without an argument as solid as "because God" all you're left with are feelings to back up moral arguments whenever the rational loss-minimization optimization mindset gives you an answer that feels icky. I know this sort of talk's a meme in the warhammer 40k community but it's true: An open mind is an unguarded fortress.

Do you ever think people would like christianity more if it had its own kung fu and alternative medicine practices? Bullshit stretches and lies about magic and silly cures for issues with more scientific fixes... Maybe that would appeal more to normies. Then again, aside from the occasional self-serving faith-healer scam artist who'd imitate any religion if it was big, Christianity doesn't have alternative medicine because it helped birth real medicine and science and rationality and whatnot. Christianity is the greatest religion in the world. Sekai fucking ichi. We are number one.
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>>3693
Oh also

it's always bugged me that Neon Genesis Evangelion wants to be this story that says "fuck escapism" but the author's made his story so divorced from reality that it can only be taken as a fantasy. Eva isn't the story of a boy who grows over time. It's a story that says "it would actually suck to be thrust into the pilot seat of a giant robot and forced to battle monsters while surrounded by weird women with mental disorders". I appreciate its deep writing and symbolism. The author clearly knew his shit when it came to mecha anime and storytelling. Asuka represents the headstrong angry woman who mostly hates everyone and Rei pisses on the Yamato Nadeshiko archetype and that drunk chick is kind of a loser, and this is legitimately smart writing. He clearly has a message he wants to give the audience. But he doesn't know how to get that message across to the audience in a way that matters because it's basically just "lmao stop being depressed". A man doesn't just spontaneously get bitches and healthy relationships the second he takes his sony walkman/ipod headphones off and decides to "embrace reality uwu". It's not that easy for men these days. Dancing in a giant robot is as much of a fantasy as meeting several hot bitches that would be perfect if not for personality flaws some horny dudes are into after a lifetime of simping over fictional characters. Losers choose escapism because it's easy and they think they will never be sufficiently rewarded for a life of struggle and pain and growth. Anime figurines can't divorce you to become millionaires while stealing your kids and leaving you homeless. Feminists turned marriage into a mockery of itself and jews turned women into mockeries of women. They wouldn't have undue levels of power and influence if it wasn't for divershitty hires and govt programs meant to make life even easier for wamen. And what does society get out of it? When society pays women to be mothers they get mothers and children. When society pays women to be men and makes stealing jobs from men too easy all they get are jobless men and inferior imitations of men. Eva's creator might think there's a problem with japanese men these days and men in general but he's a coward for failing to look deeper into why not all boys want to sacrifice themselves for a system designed to rob and sabotage them. If he made another season of Evangelion that calls out the jewish lies subtly, he could make a significant impact on the world. If he made another season of Eva that subtly pokes holes in feminist lies... even including entry-level redpills about birth rates and privileged projecting feminism's hypocrisies in something with such a massive audience would help his country and other countries that love Eva. He could do yet another evangelion rewrite rebuild thing except this time Shinji grows a pair and teaches Rei how to smile and enjoy life while Asuka realizes she'll become a bitter drunk cat lady unless she loosens up and treats others better. He probably won't. I guess I'll always see the eva franchise as a massive missed opportunity. The guy gets how to deconstruct mecha anime and media cliches he doesn't like but he doesn't understand the issues the youth are facing well enough to say anything smarter than what you'd expect to hear from the average boomer who thinks "lmao try harder" is the best advice anyone can give.
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Increasing the weight on my weighted vest.

Sometimes I talk about my friends here, but I don't wax lyrical about how awesome some of them are because I don't think anyone would want to read that. I love and cherish these fuckers but this isn't some teenage girl's diary. It would be bad for opsec if I deeply explained everything that makes my closest friends great people, since anyone could formulate a list of my friends and figure out who I am by guessing it's the person I don't have many nice things to say about.
Anonymous
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Decided to try some new stronger protein shake.

Hilariously, I hear some guy recently entered a female only 2v2 Mortal Kombat tournament using his girlfriend's account and apologized after he was found out. Everyone, especially the people he fucking annihilated, is pissed at him for "trying to cheat them women out of a bag". I thought they loved letting men compete in women's sports? You'd think esports would be a place where men and women can compete evenly if you forgot men are smarter and more focused than women, while the only natural edge they could possibly claim is better rote memorization skills and marxist ego-stroking instead of marxist sabotage. Maybe that's why women love tekken so much, everyone has over 200 moves and most are hidden behind assorted bullshit strings and which button does what is reversed depending on what side of the foe you're on and some attacks can only be dodged by sidestepping to a certain side that changes if you're on the other side of the foe. Give me a set of punches and kicks plus some tricky specials that change depending on final button pressed plus a fun gimmick and a simple universal mechanic with multiple uses any day of the week.
Anonymous
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>>3707
>Hilariously, I hear some guy recently entered a female only 2v2 Mortal Kombat tournament using his girlfriend's account and apologized after he was found out.
Anonymous
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>>3713
I know, right? Mortal Kombat's a shit fighting game series, too. The animation's so bad, even people who know nothing of animation can understand why the moves look weird/weak/unnatural. I hear Mortal Kombat animates using motion-capture footage that's sped up or slowed down to fit the gameplay, without an expert animator's hand to emphasize certain key poses to make the motion look better. While Arc System Works are the kings of using 3D to resemble hand-drawn 2D sprites and amazingly beautiful animes, Netherrealm Studios are clowns who turned trashy animation and the 3d mocap crutch into a gimmick fanboys will call "charming" and "their signature style".

Imagine some faggot who constantly rants about the awful fetishy DND game he's in, regularly, while ignoring any "Get out of that group and find one where the players aren't lactating eight-tittied minotauresses with octuplets for fuck's sake" advice...
but it turns out there is no DND game and he's actually not the sane man from his story. he's the real degenerate writing about hyper pregnancy inflation porn for hours to the applauding crowd of a horde of dnd-obsessed nerdtards desperate to hear stories about nerds nerdier and less socially capable than them.
if some freak used the "My DND campaign is the worst! Please listen to my story and advise me and praise me and reassure me and validate me!" story hook to get a bunch of idiots to read and comment on his fucked-up fetish fiction, would that be fucked up or what?
Anonymous
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A tomboy GF is rhe ultimate ideal because femininity (hysteria, sensitivity, fetishized weakness, ego) was so effortlessly weaponized against white males. A tomboy GF is the ultimate thing for a man because it combines the body of a woman with the goodness of a man. She won't be too much of a wuss to endure the mythical "pain" of childbirth more than once. She won't betray you or your family for some impulsive quick thrill and your wallet. Tomboy is superior. I'm sure a traditional housewife would be great if they still existed but the closest thing to perfection these days is the tomboy. Female is inferior. Female has failed the white man and betrayed him. Long live tomboy supremacy, may it grow in popularity with each day, may it rise up and replace this dead neoculture's broken idea of what a woman should be.
Anonymous
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>>3737
>>3740
Oh Nigel, no one cares for these things.
Anonymous
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>>3741
You care enough to reply and let me know how you currently feel about me :3

btw exercise bike obtained
Anonymous
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Jesus this exercise bike is hardcore. Worth every damn penny.

It's always pissed me off when demoralized cucks try to deny the superiority of space travel/space habitats on the baseless grounds that it would be difficult and not benefit people currently alive. How does that old saying go again, the one from a wise civilization that eventually collapsed but was pretty based before it collapsed into degeneracy and forgot its own wisdom? That quote about how society is great when old men plant trees so that young people may bask in their shade. Mankind's future belongs in the stars. Without space travel we're just idiots moving matter around on a single planet that could easily become our gravestone. Would it really be such a tragedy in the doomer's mind if jobs were created by companies that wanted to colonize space or go bankrupt trying? I'm sure those working for the industries that supply those space companies with resources for cash would be happy no matter how things go. Those cowardly doomer cucks should take their defeatist attitudes to hospitals and try saying their "lets just give up my fellow white males" shit around terminally ill patients with a slim chance of recovery. They'd get their asses kicked for it. They only talk that way because the thought of space naturally gives the white man hope that his science can answer life's questions and solve its greatest problems, problems leftism can only worsen. That talk spits in the eye of every forefather who fought and bled and broke a fucking sweat so the comfortably numb doomandgloomposter can masturbatorially brandish his cynical corporate-mandated defeatism like he thinks it's something to be proud of. Whites can into space. One planet is not enough. And we'll never get into space if we shoot ourselves in the foot slaving away for jewish slavemasters while pretending we are equal to literal niggers. "Equality" is a lie meant to discourage greatness. "Liberalism" is a leftist weapon meant to dismantle the aspects of functional civilizations that let them enjoy the benefits of Liberty and Plenty and Truth and other thing the ravenous weaponized useless eaters loathe.
Anonymous
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The lack of free will is a myth that comforts faggots by letting them tell themselves they'd be better people if they lived in better times that gave them more opportunities to be good people and fewer opportunities to be cunts or lazy faggots or lazy faggoted cunts.
Anonymous
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Sometimes my hands wander to my hips and gut as if even they doubt the radical transformation of my physique for the better. Is this normal?
Anonymous
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>>3858
It's normal. Feeling your body change for the better can be cathartic.
Anonymous
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>>3859
You're right, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROJ0-r3zyck
This cringefest helped me come to terms with the crappy fanfics I wrote as a child/teenager.
I feel like I've healed something I didn't realize needed healing until now. If it wasn't for those crappy fanfics, I never would have improved as much as I've improved now. Does Picasso feel guilt and shame over the first doodles and paintings he ever made before he got famous? What about Van Goth and Monet and some other art guy?
Anonymous
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Dear diary

Today nofap got me some bitches on my dick. Well, one. I was resting after walking and jogging on a football pitch when a dog ran up to me and sniffed my crotch. For multiple seconds, even when I moved away or stroked the dog's head while guarding my dick and balls with one hand. I even got up and turned around and tried walking away. The dog followed my crotch and wouldn't stop sniffing it. I didn't like it. I'm not actually a furry I just like big tits. The dog's wet nose made marks on my trouser legs. I'm glad I guarded my dick and balls before it touched anything of mine because this would feel weirder if that happened. Anyway the owner saw this and started walking over, after 10 seconds of this he eventually finished walking here and called the dog away, pulling her by her collar as she continued turning towards me, sniffing at me, even trying to run at me. I smiled politely and said "She's friendly, isn't she?" and he glared at me before walking away faster. Maybe this was embarassing for him too? Maybe I said the wrong thing. Maybe he trained this behaviour into his dog unintentionally (dog likes resting head on legs when it wants pat pats and doesn't understand what a dick is) or intentionally (vomits internally). I had no idea what to do in that situation besides guard my dick for fear of it going from sniffing to biting or licking. I'm glad it didn't lick or bite. It was surprising. I didn't wake up this morning and expect a literal dog to smell the unspent semen within me and seek my wild stallion out like a missile. Would I technically still be a virgin if that thing licked me through my trousers or would I count as a sexual harassment victim? Do those laws even apply to dogs? An owner is responsible if their dog bites someone, does the same apply to humping their leg and other canine shit? If I put on some cologne I'd assume it was that but I never use perfume or cologne or deooderant except for fancy occassions that normally never happen. Normally dogs don't seek me out like that and I had no food in my pocket so all I can think to blame is nofap. I wasn't feeling any urges before or during or after the event because I was thinking about jackets. Even now I still feel like that was something too weird to actually happen, like some unlikely degenerate anime fanservice scene. Then again I've never actually seen dog related fanservice in anime unless anthro dog girls count. There was one hot buff wolf chick in There was that "turn yourself in, man" joke from an anime I forgot the name of. I know eating dogs is legal in china but I hope fucking dogs is illegal in japan. Mares are cute, but dogs are not for sexual.

Also I forgot to tell you this but I've been walking a lot and walking/jogging/sprinting down a football field. Good exercise. My weighted vest makes it even more intense. Being healthy is good. No wonder the jews want us mining or paying for dopamine in shitty grind games like Gayshit Impact instead of exercising.

Your faithful student, Nigel D. Narutofag.
Anonymous
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>>3907
Hilarious. You don't often see dogs doing that unless they have done it before, the guys body language would have said it all and the way he reacted is a dead give away to the reason why he ran with his tail between his legs. A bit too friendly ay?
Then again the bitch could probably have smelt your dick cheese a mile off, or perhaps some stains from one of your recent wet dreams. Semen has a strong odor and dogs have good noses, so she might have been able to pick that scent up from you, or she could be in heat. Then again I'm no bitch expert nor enthusiast.
Anonymous
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>>3916
Lmao bruh I have to clean myself well daily or I get skin problems. It must have been the dog because it couldn't have been me.
Anonymous
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>>3930
I get a lot of dandruff. She must have been a horny bitch and you lucked out on a first class ticket to a canine blowjob but declined it without much thought until afterwards.
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>>3974
I know I'm on a nazi site right now so this might be controfursial (hehe) but I'm not actually a furry.
Anonymous
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>>3975
Your penchant for furry/futa images begs to differ
Anonymous
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No.3977
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>>3976
Some furry art is well drawn. Some anime art is well drawn. And futa is the only way to make yuri less gay.
Anonymous
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No.3978
3979
>>3977
Pray tell, how does more penises = less gay?
Anonymous
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No.3979
3981
>>3978
Less or more gay than women grinding their frontholes together?
Anonymous
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No.3980
>>3975
Neither am I.
Anonymous
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No.3981
3985
>>3979
If your media preferences lead you to choose between furry futa and lesbian fronthole rubbing, you're a faggot and should kys
Anonymous
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No.3984
When I borrowed Persona 5 from a friend and tried playing through it, the game's focus on getting as much as possible out of your limited time as deadlines inexorably marched towards you kept reminding me that I am wasting my time playing Persona 5, an overhyped weebshit RPG for babies who will only call P5 a masterpiece if they have literally never read a book in their lives besides Harry Potter at most.
Anonymous
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No.3985
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>>3981
Don't be gay when I'm winning a humorous argument over the pointless semantics of fictional beings.
Anonymous
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No.3986
3987
>>3985
Your points have been casually/effortlesssly refuted for a week. When were you 'winning'?
Anonymous
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No.3987
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>>3986
Why are you being gay in my thread?
Is it homosexual to touch a woman's ass?
Is it homosexual to fuck a woman's ass?
If women had wings, and a culture that says winged females should be the one grooming male wings, would it be homosexual to groom her wings?
What if women naturally had penises of their own?
Then women could penetrate other women without being gay about it.
Theoretically.
Maybe, theoretically, I'm just fucking with you because I know you're a screeching shell of a former human so obsessed with me you'll latch on to anything, anything at all... as long as you think it makes me imperfect.
Think, clown, think. You desperately want to turn everything into a competition so you can feel like you're winning something for once. Even though you lack the balls and drive for self improvement necessary to have a thread of your own like this.
You're not doing any favours by screeching at me in every single thread on this website. You're a mad dog and you bark when commanded. You say you're not the spiteful cowardly redditor hclegend? Alright, stop talking like him and stop acting like him.
Anonymous
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No.3989
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>>312678
>>312674
The shit show just doesn't fucking end. Nigel's spine and masculinity wars with the indoctrination. So the only thing in his tool box to work with ONLINE is moaning about shit, because being a silent pussy does jack shit.
>>312674
Fuck you, the thread was just fine and dandy in the nigel thread bring it up there because fuck you'll have all the ducks in a row.
>>308510
>>308640 >>308638 >>308637
>>312383
There is a perfectly fine thread. That's all on topic.

>>312565 >Just one post and you're done, I'd recommend it be somewhere else, and for future reference just keep tabs on where all of them are for easier cleanup. Actual glowing shill fucks heors pussy. See post by admin.
>>312569 >The entomology of the various mental pathologies belong elsewhere, the garbage can thread for one off topics would be appropriate.
>>312575 >I understand the fury and rage coupled with duty for your fellow man to rise above from where he once was. As with many of my messages I'm taking an extraordinarily long time to make sure this isn't simply a rant of just repeatedly saying double nigger.
-GGGGGERS!

I'm sure you can guys can guess which pics are totally not posted atm.
So instead have this nice calming pone.
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No.3990
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>>3987
No, youre clearly being gay in your own thread. No help needed.
Anonymous
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No.3992
3993 3994
>>3990
No, you're being gay in my thread.
And then you say "No you" and then I say "No you" and you keep this up forever.
That's how conversations with you usually go, hclegend/vril. If you don't just plug your ears and go "La la la I'm not listening and you haven't made an argument yet so make an argument I'm willing to listen to la la la"
Jesus fucking christ, you're a Jew.
Anonymous
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No.3993
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>>3990
>>3992
Anonymous
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No.3994
3995
>>3992
>No u
Why would I bother? The evidence is incontravertable that A. You deliberately engage in precisely the null effort posting and flagrant accusations you accuse others of and B. You lack the articulation to make an actually coherent argument.
Tl;dr Youre only making this worse for yourself
Anonymous
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No.3995
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>>3994
This war must be lonely for you. I can't imagine spending years of my life harassing one website and constantly gaslighting its users in the hope that someone believes your lies. But you can, because it's what you do.
You enter a thread and attack me while you still feel anonymous despite your posting style. You abandon the thread and move on if enough people tire of your antics and tell you to fuck off. And then you start the cycle again in a new thread where you can feel anonymous.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was one special word I'd hidden in posts directed towards you now and then so I could search for that word and find all the threads you've pulled this in over the years? Then I could direct people to that post every time you show up, for the benefit of newfags who don't know why a snarling rabid mutt in the corner best ignored by everyone is hallucinating vividly and crying shit like "You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!".
Anonymous
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No.3996
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>>3995
>You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!
Well its not wrong
Anonymous
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No.3997
3998
Watched some documentaries with the boys today. Was a good time.

Today I also criticized someone claiming to be Ninjas for the staff's handling of the hclegend problem, even though I'm not sure if that really was a mod/amin/whatever or not. I wonder if this will get me permabanned. If it does, I wonder if hclegend will move on to attacking other users or simply go back to reddit. I'll never understand why hclegend has been allowed to slander and harass me on this site for years in so many threads, and I'll never understand why his recent self-own in a certain other thread got censored. It was hilarious. Maybe it was deleted because anyone who saw it would never take hclegend seriously again. More than once I've thought about requesting a custom flag so hclegend won't lash out at random brits on the off chance that they're me, but this is supposed to be an anonymous site. Then again hclegend loves attacking me out of nowhere and claiming not to be hclegend until he can't any more, only ceasing his attacks in one thread if he feels he's wearing out his welcome in that thread. Then he abandons that thread only to attack me and cry "nigel" at me again in the next thread hoping his anonymity will shield him from the reputation his words and deeds earn him. That narcissist is sad. However if I was given something unique like a british flag with an orange fox in the middle while hclegend is given something that suits his pro-LGBTQ pro-tranny anti-SuperStraight reddit posts https://archive.is/N0cqB like a rainbow fag flag, anonymity would be removed from both of us. Everyone would know to ignore hclegend posts and never reply to hclegend posters. If staff don't want to warn hclegend to knock his antics off, giving us both flags would be a good way to make his usual antics easier for the users of this site to reliably ignore.
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No.3998
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>>3997
Man you are acting like a paranoid schizophrenic. Go to doctor Goldstein and tell him you think everyone who disagrees with you is the same guy that has been gang stalking you for years. Also ninjas isn’t a mod.
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No.4005
>the joke
>>3998

btw I've raised the weight level on my chest press and weighted vest. It's a shame ankle and wrist weights don't work IRL but it's a good thing weighted vests work.
Anonymous
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No.4006
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>>3147
>Is therapy just a joke, or is it worth getting?
Depends, some people enjoy it and others don't because of personalities and the source of stresses.
If I can recommend anything it would be Equine Therapy, talking to people can be boresome and uninteresting compared to the sensuality of feel and emotion. That's if you're interested in Equus Caballus and their behavior patterns.
Institutional psychiatric therapy can be unpleasant at times and it may be discomforting to partake in the expression of feelings to someone you should or should not trust or perhaps don't enjoy being around, the building itself can be discomforting when the rooms are small and you are around people that are (most of the time) in it solely for money. Psychiatrists in general are judgmental and suspicious of classifications and diagnoses that are affiliated with the patients they deal with.
There tends to be more of a nerve racking sense of claustrophobia when being in those brick buildings than as opposed to standing in fields amongst the wild grasses and stone walls lined with barbed wire.
Horses and ponies can be more friendly than the majority of people are, the bond that forms between these two species is one of the attraction of polar opposites, predator and prey. The domestic nature of these four hoofed equines is temperamental and euphoric within interspecies relationships involving humans and horses, it's exciting for some and scary for others.
I love ponies to the moon and back, adorable and cuddly, more fluffy than teddy bears when they grow their winter coats, pones are more therapeutic than therapists are.
Anonymous
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No.4033
My cunt landlord decided to sell my house. I hate renting.
Anonymous
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No.4051
4052
Guys if your dick and especially foreskin is swollen after sex is that a sign of STDs?
Anonymous
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No.4052
>>4051
Yes.
You should probably see a doctor.
Anonymous
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No.4053
4060
From a Ginger Catholic Irish Girl that only speaks Geálgé.

That'll cost you 3.5 whole Bitcoins to the father.
Anonymous
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No.4054
It's just skin irritation. Turns out my cock and balls are fine.

:apogee:
Anonymous
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No.4060
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>>4053
Éirinn go Brách. Agus mo ghrádh d'am sneachta