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Should I get therapy?
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Is therapy just a joke, or is it worth getting? Who should I do therapy with? Can I trust my entire life's story with anyone who's not on this site?
Maybe if I tell you my life's story, you can give me life advice.

I was raised by abusive lefty parents who hated their smart white son and often tried to push me towards trannyism. Never fell for it.
First I was sent to a shit primary school. A few kids bullied me there and teachers punished me whenever I fought back. I was a fat angry kid who could punch hard when pushed, and they liked attacking me and then running away. But when we fought properly I'd kick their asses. One time I kicked their asses hard enough to make them stop bothering me.
When I graduated from this school I was sent to the special school of a catholic school, and made the personal property of one old bitch there who hated autistic kids. Around that era I got interested in Game Maker and pokemon romhacking but that interest never amounted to anything, though I did have a USB full of GBA roms and romhacking tools and the fact that I was able to code at such a young age when not all kids were learning that should have shown somebody that I had more to offer the world than shitty schools thought I should.
Thanks to that school, my schedule looked like this: Enter a side building, wait for the day to end, sometimes get insulted by the teachers if they felt like abusing me, usually get to eat lunch at lunchtime but sometimes they wouldn't let me (and it didn't matter whether I brought a packed lunch to school or brought money for the school cafeteria) and eventually go home to a house with parents that, when told the right words by my boomer bullies, would freak out and abuse me at home too. Rarely I'd get to join in a classroom... but class clowns would act up until I'd get blamed for it and sent out.
If I had a tape recorder or decent phone, I could have gathered evidence of the shit said/done to me (audio files of verbal abuse, pics of bruises, etc) and posted it online. But I was never allowed anything like that, because my parents feared I might use it on them. One day at school the art teacher bumped me with her car while backing up into a crowd of kids, I was fine but pissed off and the art teacher shrieked and blame-slinged feministically at me until I lost my patience and started barking back, then she put me in front of the headmaster and I told him about the abusive staff members and called him terrible at his job, so he kicked me out.
Then I was sent to a worthless "speshul" school where a few teachers abused me and the students usually watched in confusion when they weren't joining in. Whenever I trusted an adult enough to tell him or her what happened at home, that adult decided to call child protective services, who sent the same fucking boomer woman over to warn my parents that I was talking about what went on at home again. I couldn't get away from my family until I became the problem of Adult Protective Services, where the slightly less retarded and lazy people go.
A woman my age at the autistics-only youth club I attended got mad at me over retarded internet roleplaying nonsense-drama that didn't even involve me, and she lied about me to the cops and accused me of abusing her, even went to some clinic to fake signs of a concussion she didn't have because she's a spoilt bitch who knows how to play her rich parents like fiddles, she was a low-functioning sociopath woman with histrionic personality disorder and every retarded boomer's sympathy. She lied and got away with it, because the cops weren't interested in this case after she cartoonishly fucked up and started gloating about physically assaulting me without realizing it hurt her case. But even though I said to the managers of the youth club and the friends I knew there "If what she said about me was true I'd be in jail so you know she's lying" they couldn't believe me because they were dumb. There was one weird creepy fucker I used to talk to online because his "woe is me, asian school life is sooo hard" shit kind of reminded me of me at the time, but he got severe TDS and stopped being a person once he stopped viewing me as a person so I'm glad I didn't tell him anything sensitive or identifiable that could fuck me over later in life.
Anyway when I went to college, I was lied to and exploited by the staff until I dropped out. They even tricked me into taking a worthless course that turned out to be the dump where they dump the autistic kids and give them a useless fake newspaper to write. I wish I dropped out sooner, trying to live on barely fucking anything is hard enough when your mom took govt money meant for you, but it's harder when you're forced to spend most of your cash on train rides between your college and shitty home every two weeks and all your cunt government can offer is a discount pass. Now that I'm living alone, I've got a free bus pass I can barely use. Government priorities, am I right?

I am an autistic man, I'm 24 years old, I'll be 25 next year, and I've spent so much of my life as property of someone else that I find it hard to notice when I'm hungry or tired and remember that I should eat or sleep without someone or a phone alarm telling me to. I shower every night before bed but sometimes I miss meals, it's what helped me go from obese fatty to only-slightly-overweight. I don't think I know what it feels like to be loved by someone else. Learning makes me happy and I love documentaries but when I tried an online free learning site it reminded me of school and I couldn't do it. Sometimes I talk to people and act charming like those "Charisma on command" youtube vids told me so they'll like me, but I've never given anyone my full backstory before. The only woman in my life I ever kissed was that bitch who falsely accused me and got away with it. I want to say I have no interest in modern women but I still feel the urge to wank to them. But I don't wank any more because of nofap.
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>>5594
Haha, nice. I wish I could afford a motorcycle. Even a bike would do. But not a gay one. A fast one. Something that defiantly cries freedom over wind resistance's roar.

Sometimes when I write I feel stopped by the thought "I can't put that in my work, that's someone's fetish". Is this normal?
A scene where someone deals with quicksand, or hunger, or sickness... there are fetishes for that. Fetishes for sneezing. Fetishes for thirst. A character searching for footprints? Some karen's going to say I'm horny for feet. I can't make a character awkwardly stare at the feet of another character, unable to meet her gaze, or karens will say I want to fuck feet or my character wants to fuck feet. Nobody can piss or shit themselves or vomit or get drunk or some sicko in the audience will get hard. There are people with fetishes for ant bites. Not tiny tits, literal insect bites. If it exists, someone out there has a fetish for it, even if it's something epenistomologically divorced from sex entirely like gambling on a diarrhea sneeze and betting it all on white only to land on brown, or that thing where somebody lands parachuting and the chute falls on them or gets them stuck in trees. Perverted women get off on periods and talking about them in inappropriate places. I know about all this shit, someone showed me the list of fetishes and his blocklist on some furry porn site. For him to look around safely and appreciate the high quality paintings on that site without having his eyeballs assaulted with shitting dick nipples, he has to block a fucking colossal set of words and phrases and slang terms you would never think anyone would draw even at gunpoint. Remember that scene in Hellsing Abridged where some baddie threatened to fuck wounds? Wound fucking is a tag on porn sites because sickos out there like it.
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>>5597
>I wish I could afford a motorcycle.
You probably can. You can find loads of serviceable bikes for under $2k if you're willing to travel to get it.
>But not a gay one.
Then make sure not to listen to any of the oldfags-gone-tranny on /o/. They're both gay and stupid and they like gay and stupid shit.
For real though, you might have a great time if you try something new and shed away from all the background faggotry. The mechanical mare will give you freedom.
>Is this normal?
Not really. I think you're being way too paranoid. Most people don't have bizarre fetishes and you shouldn't compromise on making what you want because some weirdo might get off on it. Nobody would write anything if they thought that way. I mean, there are even giga chads creeps out there that are into cartoon horses, but I wouldn't let it stop me from making what I want to make!
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>>5594
Whenever I enter a stranger's home, I usually take a shit in their bathroom to establish dominance. I don't know about you guys, but whenever I take a shit I like to completely disrobe and squat on top of the toilet seat like a Slav in order to achieve maximum Challenger-1986-level explosive power.

It's important when shitting in a stranger's home to make as much noise as is humanly possible, not only the obvious sorts of noises, but also loud shouts, grunts, and primal screams. The purpose of this is to create a tangible battle aura that can be felt throughout the residence. This will not only identify you to the other occupants as an alpha male worthy of respect, it will also purge the house of evil spirits. If the mirror setup is conducive to it, I also like to flex my arms and admire my physique like Patrick Bateman while I'm taking a shit. Oftentimes, I will look my reflection in the eye and offer myself loud words of encouragement in between primal screams.

When I'm finished, I usually take a complete 30-minute shower while continuing to scream words of encouragement to myself in the mirror. Only when my personal grooming ritual is complete do I refasten my pants and step out into the hall. I usually wait an additional 30 minutes before putting my shirt back on, unless the person whose house I'm visiting is particular about their furniture.
Anonymous
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>>5598
Yeah, you're right! Worrying about what projecting perverts will say about you is stupid. Can you believe projecting perverts called the big boobies in my game "fetishistic"? They don't even grow or jiggle! She just has tits because the bigger the boobs, the more of her character design gets covered by something.

Remember that moment in final fantasy X where you make the arduous trek up that mountain with minimal save points, and it exhausts you and your characters? By the time it's over, the relief almost compares to encountering a landmark when hiking, a sign that you've made it far and this path doesn't stretch on forever. It'a all artificial but it was a brilliant design choice. I never get that feeling in Pokemon because Pokemon is not really a good RPG. It doesn't blend story and gameplay well and it lacks a story good enough to excuse this even when the authors think 80 hours of bloated nothing dialogue deserve to be mandatory. You aren't going on an adventure with your Pokemon, you are watching a movie and sometimes unpausing it. Pokemon will never force you to keep moving straight on a one way path that only gets harder outside of fangames and intentionally restricts access to healing, Fly/Teleport/Dig, and so on. There are always ways to return home for easy healing and the series is too easy for your healing item stash to ever run low in or out of combat. You can grind infinitely for EXP and little is done to forbid overlevelling a starter and disregarding the game'a "complex" mechanics. Access to infinite resources in return for time makes the game a question of how much time you are willing to waste. And there are clown consoomers who claim I am violating Pokemon or their pokemon experience by reducing the grind in my games. Fuck that. Grind is a symptom of bad design and reused content and padding. Nobody would be impressed if a Mario remake forced you to replay every level two to four times before you Level Up and can move on. Nobody would be impressed if you needed an unknown number of coins collected to be able to overcome each enemy without speedrunner glitch strats but collecting too many coins made the game unplayably easy. Making most gamea more like a RPG can be used to intelligently drip feed the player positive feedback for playing correctly and experiencing 100% content instead of skipping vital shit or it can be used to justify content reuse and introduce unreactable uncontrollable bullshit randomness and poor user experience where it never belonged. Imagine a puzzle game where your solution is only accepted if your Puzzle Level is high enough and only repeating previously solved puzzles can raise that level! Pokemon should be fully evolved and level capped at lv50 (perhaps even lv30?) and you should hit that level by the time you are ready for your first gym in an open world game where the gym leaders are real challenges and grinding cannot give you cheats to make the game easier. As a kid I could endure grinding because my options and freedoms were restricted heavily, but as an adult grinding makes me think of the more productive shit I could do instead. Chad games like Doom Eternal and Devil May Cry make you git gud. Chad competition in competitive fighters makes you git gud. baby games like the gayest mobile games use your time wasted on them as a badge of honour and artificially extend it by gating progression through content designed to ensnare you, not entertain you or teach you. Lifting a barbell one million times will make you buff. You will outlive the faggot who killed one million Zigzagoon on Route 1 with his 6 Zigzagoon so Pickup can RNG grind for expensive ingame items in a fangame/romhack that felt like gating items and services behind the grind.
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>>5600
So, you claim there is nothing lurid, nor fetishistic, nor tittilating about your decision to put enormous boobs on your character, and you're citing that the boobs dont grow or jiggle as evidence to support that position? Please, post a pic of the character and let the audience decide if theres nothing to it.
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>>5601
The moderators of the pokemon fansite rejected it but I think I forgot to post it here when I completed it. https://youtu.be/40vrAZKpV8o
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>>5602
Huh. Apparently you have come up with more than one ridiculously big-tittied charachter. Nothing to read into that Im sure.
No, I was talking about the bunny girl, not the pokemon mod girl. Still, nothing sus about those titties, and only a fetishist would see anything in them.
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Oh wait, that IS a bunny girl.
I meant the platformer bunny girl, not the pokemon bunny girl. How many ridiculously tittied bunny girls have you inserted btw? Nothing to read into tho, its perfectly normal.
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>>5600
>Can you believe projecting perverts called the big boobies in my game "fetishistic"?
No, I couldn't possibly see why. Those titties totally aren't abnormal.
>YT channel
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but we'd be exploring alien solar systems if we could use your autism as an energy source. ...And that's really saying something since /mlpol/ is already a swirling vortex of autism.
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>>5604
Oh you meant the Rivals girl with the sword-sword sword! Progress on her is coming along nicely. Professor Wisteria's supposed to be part fox fakemon.
I knew I should have perched that fakemon on her shoulder like a parrot but I didn't want it fighting for attention with the rest of her.
>>5605
Motivation... it's a hell of a drug. My sleep schedule is a roulette wheel and sometimes it lands on gold.
Did you know I designed a card game as a child, when I didn't own Yugioh or Pokemon cards but I saw some episodes of the show and extrapolated from there? Made the crap out of paper with a pen. No scissors, so I folded paper and tore it.
I even designed the game to work in single player. Designated "villain archetypes" are designed to flowchart on autopilot, they drew one card per turn and each was designed to autotrigger optimally for the archetype. This solves the "nothing stops the player of single player card games from making things easier on himself by choosing to make the villain make suboptimal plays", I saw a youtube series on card games and it turns out this is something a fucking huge card game years later didn't think of. Hero Decks for the players were designed to be used in various combinations and provide options a human can choose from while Villain Decks are designed to autopilot and summon big beatstick. I'm not going to say my game was perfect, the monsters were hardly unique and the art was shit and all enemy archetypes devolved into "summon big number of big numbers and attack for game" but it's funny that yugioh somewhat devolved into that anyway. I had all these homemade cards, and my mother fucking hated them. Every time she searched my room and found scraps of paper in my drawers, no matter what was drawn on them, she would rage because "paper doesn't belong there" and "your drawers are messy if they are not empty" and "ripped paper belongs in the bin" and "notebooks aren't real notes" and "why the fuck are you making random symbols on this paper is this some kind of secret code?" and "don't draw that character he's not fucking real" and "don't draw people, you're not good at it and I'm not paying for art lessons and you probably wouldn't listen to them anyway" and "if I knew you were going to entertain yourself with paper why did I buy that family sized TV" (as if she didn't buy it for herself, as if I had any say in what she spent her money on or what it showed when she wanted to watch something). Dad was the same faggotish way. Desperate to invent excuses to be upset enough to start guilt slinging and whining about how cruel God was for giving him a kid that liked preparing his underwear inside his pants to make putting them on marginally quicker. The kind of people who forced their kids to hang dried clothes up in the messy thorn infested "garden" because someone slapped my parents whenn they were kids one time long ago for not doing hanging up wet washing. Irrational faggots full of tard rage desperate to get mad over fucking something, anything, no matter how small. Abnormality was not to be tolerated unless the TV told them to fetishize it. The kind of people who got mad at their kids for wearing shirts they didn't like but gave no indication of what the right shirts were. They wanted everything their way even if it was wrong and they couldn't tolerate any disruption from what they wanted to happen even if their actions had no way of influencing causality positively. If they decided things worked a certain way, they expected reality to change to suit them, and they hated God because he didn't bend over backwards to please them. Dad was the kind of faggot who drove dangerously on the road and screamed about other drivers driving dangerously like him (or rarely, even worse) but most of all he screamed when they allowed him to make things dangerous by not going out of their way to accomodate his reckless narcissistic driving style. You will find a better understanding of cause and effect and probability and the real world in a gachaniggerfaggot who wastes his gibsmedats on jpeg gambling, or cardboard jpeg gambling, while whining about monkey jpeg purchasing which I also hate but the hypocrisy there is funny. I fucking swear, sometimes those retarded narcissistic normie parents of mine seemed to have anti-autism. They used to think turning on the cooker would make the water coming out of the tap unsafe to drink while the cooker was active and it did not. When they had money they felt the urge to waste it as quickly as possible before they wasted it on something dumber. They're weird but in ways that makes them function worse as intellectual individuals. They don't follow their own logic, or real logic, they just make shit up on the fly and expect others to pretend it makes sense while picking up their slack. Instead of liking when things are rational and orderly therefore being different from the norm or not giving a shit about norms they were just abnormally awful and thought their made up belief of the week mattered more than reality. Msitua, they had severe fucking Msitua. The world will be a better place when they invent a drug that cures Msitua and every narcissistic boomer has to take it until they can pass cognitive tests. Then again my narcissistic sociopathic mother was somehow certified sane. So maybe the tests aren't working and wouldn't work in that situation. I hate my parents because they molested and abused me. But if they didn't molest or abuse me I would still hate them for being annoying irrational petty little bitches. I forgot where I was going with this.
Anonymous
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>>5606
*notebooks aren't real books
Anonymous
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Kanto in pokemon is homosexual. No intelligent world design, just grass and dirt roads and sometimes water. Barely 100 pokemon in the wild to obtain and you still see repeats clogging up routes with what feels like 0.0001% encounter rates.
Anonymous
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>>5608
It was also the first region of Pokemon. Naturally it had it's own problems that were improved upon in later editions.
Anonymous
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>>5609
I know it was the first. And not the worst Pokemon generation. It just bugs me when the nostalgia blind call it perfect. Graphical limitations of the time certainly played a role in keeping this world visually simple and filling it with loadscreens. And whose idea was it to gate fossilmon behind a location you can only access if your team already has a water pokemon to use Surf? And the fucking port of Vermillion is land locked unless you decide to interpret the bike road as a bridge that can retract or rise. In the end revamping Kanto too much would take away from what makes it Kanto.
Nothing makes you learn the value of subtractive design like a minimalist challenge. I think just one button of my character can make him bullshit blazing. Bur for the hell of it... Let's give him 4.
Anonymous
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God fucking damn it, Sega.

On a scale of 1 to 10, "this game we spent 5 years on is actually a beta test for the idea of open world sonic zones in Sonic Adventure 3, so please buy this if you want sonic adventure 3" is a new fucking low for desperate embarassing little Sega.

They know fans want SA3. So they try to tie it into this. They knew fans wanted Mania, so they tried to tie Mania to Forces. They knew fans wanted Sonic 4 in the style of S3+K, so they tied Sonic Mobile Game shovelware to the name.

I would be fine with another dogshit game to not buy. Haven't bought one of them in a long time. It wouldn't bother me if Sega's new game was bad. Just another disappointment in the string of disappointments. Five years for this? That makes it funnier. But then they had to go and make it unfunny. That choice to market it as "a beta test for SA3 concepts" disgusts me. The copium-huffing megacorpo apologists desperately trying to shill for this game and dismiss criticism are eating good tonight. Easy to be hyped for a game that doesn't exist and might never exist. You get to fantasize about what it might be, before Sega snaps you back to reality by showing you what you are going to pay for and enable more of by supporting Sonic Team's minimal effort policy.

I don't want to be too harsh on Sega as a whole because I respect their policy on allowing fangames to exist instead of sadistically C+D'ing them right before they release like Nintendo. But holy shit! It's a new low for the company that makes me and everyone else who ever liked this franchise embarassed to say we like the Sonic series or even Sonic characters, because they are associated with dogshit games and the dumbest mistakes this company ever made. If it wasn't for the impressive Sonic fangames I would hesitate to admit I ever liked Sonic.

Bronies have the famous weirdos and iceberg trivia videos but none compare to the infamy of Chris-Chan. And if you don't know enough Sonic to know about Chris-Chan, you know enough about Sega to know they cannot make good Sonic games, because you saw clips of the games glitching in ways that would be unacceptable for low budget amateur unpaid indie fangames. Children doing their best for free would be laughed at for making anything as janky as Sega's worst games. The last good Sonic game was S3+K, Mania was made by fans smarter than anyone at Sega. More passionate. More driven. More kmowledgeable about what makes a videogame good or bad.

Smug consoomers love to ask "Do you really know more about what makes Sonic work than Sega/Sega's chosen?" with the tone they use for saying "Do you really know more about medicine than the experts?". But those guys literally outsource the labour of thinking and making their own choices to megacorporations and governments and consider free thinkers foolish for not doing the same.

Sonic Adventure 3 isn't a game. It isn't a piece of software any company can produce. It's an idea that exists in the heart. Fangames made with the heart, and the desire to accomplish and perfect the ambitious things Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 tried to achieve are Sonic Adventure 3 where it counts, no matter what they are called. If it has good 3d movement, it's Sonic Adventure 3 where it counts... in the heart.
Anonymous
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No.5612
I hope that guy who used to draw a Squidward nose on my OC's old design is still around. When researching religions I found out about the jewish sephiroth neon genesis evangelion tree thingy and it reminded me of the old star constellation mark design.
The jew star has 5 points. I think I'll redesign my oc's symbol so the ten stars have 4 points.
4 pointed stars don't represent anything gay, right?
Anonymous
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No.5613
Mobile gaming is profitable because predatory psychological manipulation is so effective on people.
The dumbest people are particularly weak to it.
It's one thing to lock content behind paywalls. It's understandable if the game is free. But RNG paywalls? That's inexcusable.
The more profitable predatory mobile scamgames get, the more companies will be tempted to create scammy scummy mobile games or reshape their games to include predatory mobilegame scam mindfucks.
Gacha whales literally make the gaming industry worse by giving money to companies who design their games to psychologically manipulate the vulnerable and the stupid.
Those who spend money on mobile games are enabling the industry's worst practices. They should be viewed with suspicion and disgust. Or pity if their worst impulses are exploited to make them pay up.
But those who defend this predation?
Unforgiveable. Inexcusable. Dirt a dog shat on has more value than any soulless consoomer who would say "I'm having fun with my gacha game so shut up" or "psychological shit doesn't affect me because I only spend money when I want to or have to" or "just let people enjoy things" or "lmao i don't care about my money because I have so much of it but I would rather die than give it to charity".
Dirt cats shit on has more value than any gacha defender combined. What Jew would enable the psychological abuse this industry intentionally inflicts on the disabled, the young, the elderly, and anyone else vulnerable for any other reason.
Hell, even playing these games without paying is pretty fucking gay since you're giving in to your RPGfag urge to grind for meaningless rewards, inflating the playerbase and making it seem psychologically valuable for other players to pay for advantages over you.
Any game with gacha could remove RNG from payment to remove the scummy scam and nothing valuable to the core experience would be lost. No game needs to gate progression behind RNG of any kind unless it is trying to Skinner Box you to some degree.
A free game where you pay for things? Where you pay for gems to spend on things? Where you pay for gems to spend on boxes that might contain things and keys to open boxes? Where you spend money on gems in bullshit amounts, Diablo Immortal style, so you can either spend too much or too little and end up with too many gems left over or just enough gems for many rolls? Bullshit!
Any free game that makes its money some other way (ads, paid upgrades, skippable grind, paid conveniences, money-gated cosmetics, etc) could offer a Paid Version with all content included in the base game. And it would be on the developer to try and make the Paid Version seem appealing but not too appealing.
I know lootbox laws can be worked around. Instead of selling the Helmet Of Doom or selling 490 gems for 10 dollars or 1050 gems for 22 dollars and making the Helmet Of Doom cost 1000 gems, a scamgame could sell consumable keys (five dollars for three or ten dollars for a pack of 5) to let you into a limited time randomly generated dungeon where the enemies might spawn a Helmet Of Doom when killed. Or maybe a randomly generated dungeon with a chance to spawn an enemy who always drops the Helmet Of Doom when killed with the Sword Of Wind, sold separately for four dollars. Laws could be passed to legislate the obvious cases of bullshit and it would take court cases on an individual basis to financially punish any attempt to weasel around these laws. Then again some games don't even get a gambling warning on them if they pay enough, while other games have to remake or remove moments of fake gambling. That niggerball game got away with real gambling for real money and Pokemon had to remove the Game Corner for parodying gambling with imaginary money(payouts are few and the best way to get expensive pokemon is to purchase coins for them. Yeah, it's a Team Rocket operation).
Although if any government did get control over the content of games it would be used for political censorship. Or as a tool to keep the poor from doing something only the rich can do. Hell, I'm surprised "no skeletons lmao" China isn't trying to push their shit further. They already demanded Guilty Gear censor the names of countries China abused in the lore codex.
That shit Diablo Immortal does where you can pay for buffs that enhance you and your teammates, so some players kick teammates that aren't "paying enough to pull their weight"... That is utterly disgraceful. I would expect this in a joke game meant to mock gacha games.
Hell, the consumable Easy Fatality tokens in Mortal Kombat for sale seemed like something out of a parody game at the time.
When enough customers are pissed and their voices are not drowned out by valueless consoomers, the companies listen and tone down the abusive monetization levels but only when they think they have to. Dirt crying out "treat all gamers like dirt and I will support you" gets in the way.
It is hard to believe that once upon a time, governments thought pinball machines were gambling and wanted to ban them.
Streamers who market gambling and gacha to their audiences is just as disgusting whether the gambling is for Counter Strike shit or NFTs or gacha girls. Raid Shadow Legends can kiss my fucking ass.
I still remember the first time I saw a youtuber pissed that some gun game (COD? Battlefield? Something with helicopters and realistic humans) was selling guns in a FPS. He produced a sarcastic video where every new feature like "realistic graphics" and "new facial models" are followed up with hastily read fine print like "Realistic graphics sold separately" and "this guy costs extra".
The frog boils.
If enough people hate gachafags, and if gachafags feel too embarassed to defend their chosen beloved corporate abuser or admit they spend money on it, the frogboiling might slow, perhaps even stop.
At the very least, publishers and companies might hesitate to pivot from gaming to gachaxploitation.
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God I fucking missed parties and game nights with friends. God I missed them. Missed the taste of party food, dumb jokes, commentary, gaming with the boys, everything. Even got to beta test my sonic shit with the lads. It's appealing to the hardcore and others. Very accessible, even for a disabled friend and someone with no significant fighting game experience or ability to motion input consistently or remember which direction is "forwards" after a crossup. Good thing my game uses Smash style simple motions. Friend's girl was able to play, went easy on the bullshit and allowed her a chance to learn the basics before I escalated into specials. Can't believe Street Fighter 6 has an easy mode now, also cant believe they didnt condense characters to a 4 button Light Medium Heavy Special layout like MVC2 for both control schemes. I might have gone too far in a few places with a certain original character donut steel, pro gamer friend found the jank and exploited it. Now that's a bug report. Thought I'd fixed the jank, turns out I had not. Fuck this I'm bringing back guard cancels. Have you ever been locked down in the corner for an infinite blockstring? Don't even need to mix at that point. Toning this down from what it was... I hope to town down the bullshit while still keeping the bullshit blazing. Can't lose that "a hyperactive fox dragon unicorn phoenix on caffeine coded this" energy, it's part of the sanic fighter's identity. Better name pending, I can't actually release this to the world as "Sanic Le Fighterz XD Erector's Cut". Fucking HUD like an expand dong meme windows 69 XP edition. Seemed funny at the time for a placeholder but now i'm getting attached to it.
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No.5621
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Balan Wonderworld? More like Bland-ass Blunderworst.
Anonymous
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No.5622
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>>5621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0epNUJgGyE
Anonymous
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No.5626
>>5622
Damn straight. Simplicity is overrated. A child's block toy is simple. A children's book is simple... usually. But nobody praises kiddie stories for being simple and means it. If they did they would praise simpler gayer stories for being simpler. Plenty of great games have their creation funded by retarded companies that think simplifying their game will improve profits. But accessibility is the key, not simplicity.

Lord Of The Rings is accessible because children can read it and understand enough of it to appreciate it, even though smarter children and smarter adults will appreciate more of it. It is also inaccessible to those with short attention spans or little free time because of its length. And it is inaccessible to those prejudiced against fantasy because "hurr durr why should I care about bazbo bloppins and the magical moon elves of magictopia? My only exposure to fantasy is parodies of it and I think that's the fantasy genre's problem also i am gay and smelly and silly". But LOTR cannot become more accessible without losing something valuable. It is already a book you can read or have read to you. Similarly a fighting game is a game you can play or get played for you by your opponent, but not really because making bad choices that accomplish nothing except letting your opponent steamroll you is still a sequence of choices to make. But the intentionality... the point at which saying "I meant to do that" ceases to be a lie... to first develop intentionality you must understand what the buttons do. And motion inputs are one step too far from what videogames usually ask of you. Directional inputs are fine though. And "special button plus another button" are fine too, just like "aim down sights plus shoot". Fighting games aren't really about the specials or supers, they are about the interactions between two players, their choices, and their numbers. But gating specials and supers behind "cOmPlIcAtEd iNpUtS" makes the genre feel more inaccessible than it really is. My game seeks to help newcomers into the genre by making a real fighting game through minimalist accessibility.
Anonymous
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Reading Fallout Equestria's 600k words would take 103ish hours, and there are many retards who defend bad MMORPGs by saying "It gets good after 100 hours". That's the kind of free time some people have. Holy shit.
Anonymous
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No.5629
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>>5627
I think devs put bullshit grinds into games intentionally to sell DLC.
Weird how gaming doesn't get treated like other industries. Imagine buying a new car and being told that your radio will only work 70% of the time unless you either drive for a thousand hours or install the "bonus" software at a marginal fee of $5000. Lawsuits would be flying into the courts like niggers into a welfare line.
I hate modern gaming and fanboy gamers that enable dev bullshit so much. I seethe so very hard.
Anonymous
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No.5634
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>>5629
>I think devs put bullshit grinds into games intentionally to sell DLC.
They really do. Nothing put into Diablo Immortal to make more money was there accidentally. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o17lBUZgjTs

And this was not an accident. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FEUPzgis1eg

And this was not an accident. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_9QHGMfLO8

Not to mention the Power Creep DLCs seen in Fighting Games, where some new characters end up so strong there's talk of banning them, or as gimmicky mid-tiers whose gimmick you will only have experience dealing with (outside of tricks learned from youtube) if you buy the character to practice against in training mode or frequently fight someone who bought the character. Bardock invalidated so much of the cast when he was OP. Z Broly blocks my attacks with his face, 16 frame command grabs me unreactably, and laughs in my face before blowing me up with his zero effort super armour normals and multi supers. SSJ4 Goku gets 2 air dashes, excellent attacks, easy dragon balls, an instant kill gated by use of a taunt you can do many times per combo, and more. And then Labcoat 21 struts in sluttily with a 14 frame fullscreen beam that's just -3 when tiger kneed, a fucking OTG in a game that hates them, an unreactable command grab that nerfs the opponent and buffs her specials, and more. Teams made early in the game's life are nothing now because who would put Yamcha or Krillin or Piccolo or SSJ Goku or Hit or Tien on your team when DLC "blessed" us with the Blue Man Group and their bastard redheaded stepchildren?

Does SSJ Yellow Goku still have that slow as fuck nerfed 2M compared to his pallete swaps Blue Goku and Black Goku(not to be confused with Goku Black aka Pink Goku)?

The overpowered DLC fucks were just designed to be good, and easy. Like Luke from Street Fighter 5 who was designed to be a top tier, maybe the best character in the game. Don't get me started on Oro shit. I'm glad I never bought SFV. If you want to compete at a high level you need to pick these cheating god characters or get matchup experience against them, and you can't get that without the help of someone who bought them.

I wish fighting games took the League Of Legends approach only less bullshit. No grinding and no power for sale. A free to play fighting game, with rollback netcode and a proper fucking training mode at launch(plus guilty gear reload's god-tier replay function), where paid cosmetics are available for casual play but banned in tournament. Toss in a Pokken style customizable avatar with no effect on gameplay so items for that OC donut steel can cost cash. Perhaps a Player Home system where you can buy shit to decorate your house aka the way your Private Lobby works when inviting friends over or opening it up to others and giving out the password. No making me pay extra to make frame data visible (fuck you Tekken) or making me pay extra for a story mode or to give it a better ending or mini sequel, no bullshit power creep where the most expensive characters turn out to be the best and the final DLC ruins the game for everyone involved so everyone will want to move on to the next game when it comes out without these OP characters (fuck you Smash 4 Cloud and Bayonetta, fuck Elphelt and Johnny, fuck any OP bullshit Smash Ultimate DLCs I don't play smash any more, fuck Kokonoe from when she was bullshit, fuck Labcoat 21, and more).

If Nintendo could patch Melee they would sell us a Fire Emblem character who crushes 90% of the roster for free, has winning matchups against the top tiers, and makes Brawl Meta Knight look fair and balanced. Competitive melee would die overnight and everyone who misses games without... I don't fucking know Kellam? ...would preorder Smash VI for lacking Kellam only to drop it when they put him in again.
Anonymous
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No.5635
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>>5634
Hell, the video on Labcoat 21 missed shit. She's even better than the video makes her out to be. She deserved to be banned, even UI Goku Blanco at his most bullshit (aka on release, so people could purchase the power everyone at every tournament was forced to buy and use) wasn't this cancerous. https://www.dustloop.com/wiki/index.php?title=DBFZ/Lab_Coat_Android_21

I hope none of my Sonics ever get this bullshit broken.
Anonymous
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No.5653
Naruto has a giant fox inside him and sometimes he's a girl, he's kissed a guy his age, he once bonded with another guy his age over the giant male things forced inside them when they were both babies, something deep inside them were once sucked out by older men, an old man fingered Naruto's ass, Naruto once had every inch of his body fingered by a guy his age, the power of male homosexuality helped Naruto seal away ninja jesus's evil mother, and it's still less gay than most animes because at least there's no oni-chan little sister libtard pandering lolishit. I described Naruto homosexually for fun but it was a bit gay at times. Still not as gay as some animes. The leftist fetish for androgyny stems from their immense pedophilia and state of arrested mental development. Physical differences between men and women upset the delusion that their kink for prettyboy popstar men and ugly girly men and incompetent toxic mannish women is better than normalcy, this is part of why they hate healthy tomboy gfs and bikini armour for strong female characters upset them. The other part is their hatred for beauty. Small children are to be protected. Anime shouldn't try to pander to democrats with brain damaged childish characters who will look young forever and be young forever. If an adult character looks like a small character that's tragic for her, because only perverts will be into that. Anime characters should have huge fucking tits. That's how you know they're mature. Also I like tits. Tits are better than asses. That thing where you can see the peak of a woman's thighs thanks to her low cut jeans/skirt/whatever is also better than ass. What are those officially called? I have heard them called cum gutters and vagina bones.But that sounds too lewd to be the technical term. Anyway media will only get more horny as society's tolerance for horniness grows. So some healthy media should find a way to be intensely horny in a healthy way. Perhaps more healthy wholesome families with countless offspring and no gay sitcom "life sucks for large families" lies. Perhaps more wholesome love stories where offscreen sex is implied to happen often and last practically forever once the couple gets together. Sex jokes except instead of "your mom's a whore" and "I fucked your mom" it's "Your aunt's a childless cat lady with over 300 sexual partners and none of them thought she was worth a damn" and "Tell your mom I can't do this any more, I have a wife now, and kids".

Also Eggman is retarded and nobody ever talks about this but he's really on a downward spiral mentally. In SA1 he fires a missile into Station Square when he is very close to Station Square. When it fails to explode he flies over to detonate it in person. SA2, he blows up a big chunk of the moon when he could have held Earth at gunpoint and said "Surrender now or I blow up most of earth in a few hours and keep firing until the survivors tell me I'm in charge of Earth now". He fucked the world up in Advance 3. And he seems to think ancient deities, uncontrollable robots, magic relics, and living superpowered beings almost on par with Sonic are toys he can play with unsafely.

What's your favourite Eggman Moment?
Anonymous
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No.5654
Not sure why ID changes sometimes. I blame the dogshit wifi extenders in my house. Anyway does my backstory ever seem unrealistically awful when it comes to my parents? They were child molestors, so they were cunts. And they were also cunts for reasons unrelated to the way they'd jack me off or make me dance naked or make me watch degenerate shit with them. If they were characters in a book I'm sure some editor would feel the urge to say "It seems excessive for them to be both child molestors and retards who also hate kittens, puppies, small children, books, freedom, sunshine, love, whites, and productive hobbies" but anyone who's been in those sorts of situations can tell you people willing to be awful in huge ways for fun won't think twice about being awful in small ways for fun. They were pure fucking evil.
Anonymous
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No.5659
https://www.etsy.com/listing/821208063/george-floyd-funko-pop-custom-trippie
OP finally got his wish
Anonymous
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No.5660
The truth is like glass. If you can't see it, change your point of view. And if you don't think it exists, you will walk into glass walls.
Anonymous
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No.5669
5722
Seems the primary appeal of gay emoshit is the self indulgent ego-comforting way they pretend misery is something unavoidable and tragic, and never a consequence of a nihilistic unhealthy lifestyle. Hell, the media tries to glorify it, sell it as something that makes you special. People can be sad for many reasons but this media pretends it's an inevitable fact of life that makes the unhealthy better people than the healthy. Stronger. Healthier. Deadlier. "If you have no reason to live, consoom product". Spoiled rich boys pretending they have it hard, pretending they're oppressed, pretending their misery makes them special, pretending their nihilism and sloth are consequences of unavoidable unconquerable misery inherent to the human experience as they lie about being dangerous or preach the "virtues" of lacking virtue. Born to die, world is a fuck, parodies are better than the real thing because they aren't trying to sell you a product, they're mocking the corpos out to sell you a lie packaged with the trash music. As someone raised in a shit place I know how tempting it can be to give up on life. But holy shit, this sort of big corpo feels-media shit makes me embarassed to say I have ever felt anything.
Anonymous
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No.5673
5674 5683
Guys is it a bad sign if your woman's crying in her room and doesn't want you to go in and try to make her feel better, even though her faggot parents are the ones who made her cry?
Anonymous
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No.5674
5682
>>5673
Don't think so. Just let her have her time to herself. Make a nice dinner or a comfy pizza night with movie or something so she has something good to come to once she is done thinking about her troubles. She will talk about it if she feels she is ready. The best you can do is create an environment fully devoid of any problems or reminders of the trouble she might have with her parents. Be the /comfy/ zone that is all about you two and not about anything else in the world. But this is just what I think is best not claiming I know the answer.
Anonymous
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No.5682
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>>5567
Bet if I wrote about a robot-maker named "Dr Link" with a robot named "Adam" and a dog named "Terry", most readers would say "omg this is a Doctor Light from Mega Man and Link from Legend of Zelda and Terry Bogard from Smash reference! And the robot's literally Mega Man or the biblical Adam from The Simpsons! Also this is a reference to Will Smith movie I Robot or something by Issac Asimov, whoever that is!". No idea that I got this from Eando Binder's "I, Robot" after hearing about it in a youtube video essay.
>>5674
Giving her space before inviting her to the maximum comf zone was a genius idea. I felt like I needed to rush in and be there for her in the moment even though I had no idea what to say. But this works too. I made an adorable pillow and blanket fort for her atop our bed and put away all the clocks and turned off the alarms, leaving our phones outside. No distractions. No annoying noises from her phone.

Fuck her phone.

Holy fucking shit her phone noises are annoying. Practically anti-ASMR. Does that already exist? Obnoxious sounds to hurt the ear and soul? Probably exists. Probably has its fans.

I think I could write a good romance story now, because I get it. Romance and people are still confusing. But this woman is fundamentally good so she doesn't hate me for months if I misunderstand things. As a teen I fantasized about the sort of person I might end up with and the sort of things we might do, but those fantasies were just the fantasies of a horny isolated depressed raped person doing his best. It's hard to describe how fantasies slip away when you encounter someone real and care about her in ways you never thought you could. I don't want to do anything perverse with her because fuck perversion. I remember being terrified I would be unable to love anyone. Terrified flashbacks of my parents sexually abusing me would get in the way of my capacity to fuck. I want to reclaim all of my sexuality and draw my OC with his cock out, nude and unashamed. But I don't want people to think I'm a pervert. And I don't want people flooding inappropriate places with that image. What should I do?
Anonymous
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No.5683
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>>5673
You got a Girlfriend?
Anonymous
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No.5684
>>5683
I have had multiple girlfriends in my lifetime. Though some of them... I wish I never met because they turned out to be awful people, like the one who tried to have me arrested over her own imaginary Naruto bullshit. That's not a normal thing normal people do, she was evil. One relationship I had with a woman fell apart because at the time I was an ugly fat poor person and a more attractive rich man expressed interest in her so she leapt into his arms and rationalized this by deciding she suddenly hated me for not being as cool as him. Understandable, it was a self-interested thing for her to do but self-interest is understandable, I stopped talking to her after that because she showed me what kind of person she was and after that sort of thing you can't really go back to idolizing a girl and hoping for the best while ignoring the bad stuff.

And there was another girl who seemed good at first but she got corrupted by feminism. Guess being a spoiled bitch overwhelmed with undeserved opportunities only to fail anyway due to personal laziness hurts less if you tell yourself The Man's somehow keeping you down and cursing you with problems you tell yourself are unrelated to your literal fatherlessness and narcissistic mother's rich bitch karen-took-the-kids all-about-me style of parenting, I guess. I remember thinking I had to sound hornier to keep up with her after the bizarre shit she'd say to me. She'd seen enough girl media to be infatuated with the idea of being creative and I was retarded and optimistic enough to overlook all the red flags and give her emotional support on demand, even proof-read her scripts not that she ever listened to my suggested fixes, but when it came time to actually work she flaked or retreated to fantasy-land or searched for others to work for her, and suggesting criticism like "You spelled this wrong" or "What you're making this character do will ruin everyone's ability to like her unless you say some villain's mind control made it happen at the last second" or "Maybe considering the target audience of kids today or teenagers who grew up with this show for kids about superpowered toddlers it's really, really not a good idea to fill this with edge and drugs and sex where the PPG are teens.

I mean within the first few pages you're making Bubbles an underage drug addict who fucks strangers at raves and you're making Buttercup responsible for the deaths of countless people with a scene where she accidentally nukes a city via a superpower she gets from nowhere while fighting a monster, plus all the stuff with HIM fucking with the girls doesn't really work as tests of character or moral fables for kids about the dangers of internet usage, plus none of this is child friendly and I don't think Cartoon Network would ever hire you to put this on TV, and I don't think the fans of PPG who grew up with this show would want to see their favourite characters like this even though the gang gets together by the end and pretends none of this bad stuff ever happened" would get her to loathe you until she felt the need for emotional validation. I know I'm not the god of writing. I know I have no power over what she chooses to write about. And I'm fine with that. I know I'm a take charge kind of guy but I'm not a control freak like my mother. I'm fine with not being in control. Just ask my girl, heh heh sex joke. But seriously, what was the point of asking me for writing feedback if she didn't want me to say "This is a good first draft but please consider revising these aspects"? It's not like I was trying to rewrite her work into something fundamentally different, I stayed true to what she wanted while suggesting ways to not be creepy about it.
Anonymous
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No.5685
>>5683
I recall a needlessly edgy plotline where HIM mindfucks one PPG (The blue girly one, I think?) with illusion magic, which makes her misread texts and think her sisters are saying "nobody likes you and you should kill yourself now" when they're not, and this makes the girl depressed for a while but then eventually she talks to her sisters and is okay, and somehow this is supposed to be a story about the dangers of technology and phones and texting. Well... "Kids, don't get illusion spells used on you by a demon, but if you do get a malevolent force of ancient absolute evil targeting you, talk to people instead of trusting your lying eyes" is a weird moral. It's not as if the texts were open to interpretation and it was her own problems that caused her to read them incorrectly and hate good people until they reach out to her and fix the breakdown in communication by talking to her. The episode doesn't work as a moral about the importance of communicating well or trusting people because everything bad that happens is due to external forces being evil for no reason or because the external forces are jealous of "femininity's calmness and rationality and superiority" just like every afactual feminine fantasy ever. Although these days afactual and feminine are practically synonyms. Only in this case the external source of evil corrupting the lives of and world of the females for no apparent reason is a disturbing crossdressing satanic fetish demon, complete with edgy redesign. I forget if it was his new look for the comic she never made or a Super Form he had. I recall "having an idea" that was really just a ripoff of that TMNT cartoon episode where Mikey's tricked into meeting alone with an adult he met online but it turns out to be a trap, and the moral is "Don't trust celebrities and don't meet up IRL with internet people", all I really did was add in some other kid-friendly moral lesson I've forgotten about, but when I suggested the idea to her she hated the idea because it wasn't hers. Her immature takes on mature topics were more immature than Ken Penders's Sonic comics, at least that hack thought he was doing kids a favour by telling kids drugs are bad. The cuck also thought making Vector talk like a black person "for diversity" was good. He was a clown who thought putting sex and other mature shit into his kiddy comic made it more mature, when really it just made it far less enjoyable than the child-friendly hedgehog melodrama Sonic was at the time. And there was that story arc she wanted to do with the Rowdyruff Boys where she turns them into horny eboy boyband perverts who rape and do drugs, and her reasoning for this was "when people get older men are in control of relationships". Even when I was a bluepilled cuck retard who knew nothing of politics that statement seemed wrong to me. But all of this feels wrong. I'm only able to open up to anyone about this because we're all anonymous here and nobody can ever figure out who any of us are. The idea of making these little boys into rapists for the sake of some subconscious recurring theme where femininity's always superior unless it's corrupted by outside forces and everything other than childish innocence is sex-soaked degeneracy... It was all fucking weird. It felt WORSE than what the PPG 2016 reboot did. Worse than that stupid episode with the self-insert curly-haired jew who made himself a big buff guy for the redheaded PPG to lust over. Hypocritically, she hated the horny perversion of this poorly thought out adult remake, even though she wanted to make something worse. Then there was the Transformers comic she wanted to make where she's the main character, a Sailor Moon-esque princess with super-powerful Energon blood her evil scientist father who sounds like a rapist and wants to suck her blood and take away all that makes her special. Starscream kills Megatron and becomes the final villain obsessed with her blood and raping her too because he's evil and horny, and he crossdresses because she's a woman who doesn't realize she has a fetish for being molested by powerful and fetishistically feminine men. Oh and the Autobots and Decepticons sort of exist I guess, sometimes fighting and rarely being the focus unless they're being homosexual with one another. Oh and the Autobots entirely rely on her to be their moral compass. Yeah, Optimus Prime, the giant robot truck man who's hundreds of years old, maybe thousands, I forget, but he's relying on this teenage girl to reignite his faith in humanity and teach him and every other autobot what it means to be a good person. Oh wait, that wasn't a Transformers webcomic she wanted to make eventually, that was a transformers cartoon she wanted to have created for her and put on the airwaves. This fanfictiony idea was "too good" for webcomics, it somehow deserved to be on TV.

In the way that Little Timmy fantasizes about "being hired by Sega" and getting a private jet ride to a japanese office where he's given an infinite budget and no accountability or pressure or deadlines and hundreds of workers to order around as he sees fit until his dream Sonic game is finally crafted for him, and the world loves it because it's his fantasy, she kept this childish fantasy of being hired by Cartoon Network and used it in place of reality. She really thought, one day, people would make these for her and then she would finally be a real creative.

At the time I didn't understand why she got so pissed at me when I said something like "This reminds me of Generator Rex and Sailor Moon and Nobunagun and Mew Mew Power and Ben 10 and Gurren Lagann and Madoka Magica and Code Geass and Naruto, you should watch those so you can see how those shows handled these ideas" but looking back, I think she got angry because she thought I was devaluing her ideas by detecting her inspirations or suggesting that her ideas could be improved instead of doing what she wanted: heaping praise onto her no matter the end result.
Anonymous
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No.5686
>>5683

That girl... I don't think she loved me. Or anyone alive other than herself. It's hard to describe this but it seems she liked the "ideas" of things and got upset when they turned out to be different from the vague versions of them that existed inside her mind, whether she was getting mad over a person dropping a truth-bomb instead of offering up another steaming dose of reassurance and emotional validation or getting mad that organizing the creation of something she didn't really want to make had to be so "complicated". She expected life to be a power fantasy and found her recruit-difficulty unfulfilling life exhausting because it wasn't quite as easy as she wanted it to be. I didn't feel loved when I was with her, or listened to. She knew how to overdramatize her feelings and make them everyone else's problem and guilt-trip people and cry, but she seemed confused if this didn't magically solve her problems. Wouldn't surprise me if her limited social interaction outside of her mother caused her to think her mother's immaturity is something to emulate There was one woman who led me on for years with the "You're my emotional support person, I need you, you're the only person giving me a reason to get out of bed" talk I was retarded for falling for. If I was a loser I'd say "I'm blameless and she's pure evil" but in truth she was just a selfish person getting what she wanted out of dumb people, and I was a dumb person who loved being told he was doing the right thing by being tissue paper for her and having less backbone than tissue paper. I used to be a fucking loser, that's why she was able to play me. I didn't have enough willingness to say no or say she was treating me unfairly. She surrounded herself with male simps but usually tried to keep them separate (but she was dumb so she slipped up sometimes. She once invited me to a discord group chat she'd set up for her own personal validation on demand, just one girl and many guys, forgetting she'd played the "I have mental problems and you're my only living friend who keeps me sane and everyone else is the worst" card with me for a long time, the guys she manipulated had tragic stories and funny stories about shit she supposedly said or did but I'll never know which were true). At least those hoes didn't slander me or try to get me arrested over her own retarded fantasies, like the demon-fetish narutard girl.

But my girl right now seems like a good person right now. I've been hurt often and I think that's why I tend to expect people to hurt me and suddenly turn evil out of nowhere. Or at least turn neutral and callously self-interested instead of good. I don't want to assume people are evil and I hate that I've come to expect it after being exposed to so much evil. But my girl seems like a good person. I think this is what a good woman is. I wish there was one brilliant woman in my past who showed me what a good woman is, and gave me a yardstick for this sort of thing. But I think this woman is a good person. Also I'm pleased to announce I will be releasing videos of my game soon.
Anonymous
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No.5701
I don't know what the point of the mask is. But I am taking it off.
The truth is it does not bug me that whatshername's comic ideas fucking sucked when I knew her. I also sucked at stuff when I knew her. We weren't experienced pros in the industry. Talking about what I didn't like about her comics distracted me from her and helped me cope with the regret. I felt lonely when I talked to her. Lonely and not listened to. She wasn't consistently unfair to me when it came to communicating and what she expected from me vs what I could expect from her. But she was often and I dom't think she ever realized. I'm not good at relationships or communication. I shouldn't blame myself for how she chose to be but maybe if I had grown a pair by the time I met her she would have respected my ideas instead of exclusively wanting me to be a fanboy. Or maybe having balls would have just pushed her away faster. She would ask me for input when she really wanted praise, and she would get mad at me if I didn't praise her enough or seemed fake when praising her or offered advice she didn't like hearing. I think the reason I said "plz watch this show like what you want to make" so often was... I wanted her to expand her horizons, read more than one book, rip off different things for a change. I wanted to think about what these shows did to flesh out their characters and pit them against meaningful challenges and not just make their protag a one note girl who's only special because of external factors like superpowers and blood. There were these other ideas she had for original things, but she preferred the circlejerk of nostalgia to anything new and challenging. Felt like she saw people primarily as the service or resource they provided but she felt little urge to seek out useful people, she felt eventually she would conveniently run into a complete set of all the men who could serve her and do all the work making her shows for her, but until then she collected people and talked more with those she thought she could get more out of. Sometimes had us talk and told us to plan out the process of making her show... as if a handful of guys she strung along and me could do that alone without money. I wish I was charismatic and convincing so I could help her see the potential in her ideas that weren't shoving degeneracy into kids media for the sake of seeming mature and edgy. I had shit taste back then. Maybe if I had better taste I could have shown her better shows and they would have helped her. I haven't talked to her for a long time. I hope she is doing okay but checking her social media accounts would be cringe. I know how she was raised isn't my fault. But if I wasn't retarded I would know what to say to help her. She wanted attention but didn't respect me enough to think I was anything. Did I ever matter to her? Maybe if I was cooler she would value what I said. Maybe if I knew more about writing I could have offered better help. In videogames it's so fucking easy to fix people's mental problems. You just talk to them long enough and pick the obviously right options and they get better. I thought I was saying the right things with her but our conversations never seemed to go anywhere that resulted in a meaningful positive change for either of us. No matter how hard I tried with what she seemed to want whether it was advice put nicely or praise or a retarded speech about doing your best and never giving up it never resulted in any positive change. I wanted to be a positive influence on her. But she'd be the same whiny wreck tomorrow crying on my shoulder because she's a grownup now and so sometimes she has to clean her room and change her clothes and do coursework on time and make sure she doesn't waste all her money on shopping for plastic shit only to be left with no money for the next shopping session and sometimes mommy seems quietly disappointed in her child but she's incurably female so she is unwilling to ask what she can do to try and turn her daughters life around for the better. The other artist woman I knew at the time treated me better. She never blew up on me or ghosted me for giving writing advice she asked for. She was a good person.
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No.5716
I want to thank all of you.
Even the critics.
Thank you all.
Even though I'm not a nazi, we can still talk about the bad jews/blacks/etc out to enslave/replace us. It's a fact that they're out to get us.
That Ponymon game turned out pretty great, right? Even though I only added a handful of ponies before release. I should release an update that adds at least 50 more ponies to the game, though I'm not sure which to add. I wonder if someone could beat all the Gym Leaders, or even Professor Wisteria herself, using only Ponymon. Though for now I'm waiting on Pokemon Gen 9 stuff to be added into Pokemon Essentials. It will probably add a ton of unbalanced idiocy to the games I'll have to rebalance or patch out like I removed RNG-based items and abilities, RNG-based bonus effects, the Z-Moves, and more.
Pokemon's fucking obsessed with scope creep. Gotta waste cash on the new gimmick to set the game apart from the last 3DS game and create the illusion of growth. Even if that literally means making your game's gimmick the illusion of growth... Only to squander the time+money-saving potential of the Dynamax gimmick by making Gigantimax forms.
Instead of wasting cash on gimmicks to scrap a year or two later, they should focus on the fundamentals. Like appealing animation and a less fundamentally broken battle system. I'm not asking for mainline games to reinvent the wheel with an Active Time Battle system, but maybe the power creep problem needs to be solved. Fighting games have tiers to rank the relative strength of characters, but only in Pokemon is it damn near impossible to beat the average OU or Uber team with an entire team of inferior mons if your "opponents" aren't friends playing dumb and talking shit in the chat for the sake of a youtube video.
You don't need realistic graphics, just appealing ones that don't look like reused 3DS models with lazy idle poses. One Piece used to have comically shit animation full of filler and then one day, somebody in charge said "Wait a minute, we're a fucking huge media property, why are we being so cheap on the biggest thing that sells our franchise?" and suddenly the animation got good. Pokemon's the biggest media franchise on the planet and they will never have that "Aha! My thumb was covering up several zeroes on our budget the whole time! I have more money than I thought! Let's spend more money on making our products good!" moment. Why would they ever change? It's not as if customers ever demand more loudly enough, when their voices are drowned out by loyal consoomerdrones at their troughs. Can't fucking believe there are consoomers defending Sonic Farces, the seizure-inducing Colours remake, and the new soulless Frontiers. To say it looks like a fangame would be an insult to fangames. It looks worse than the Mario demo where he's running in a field with stock assets and hyper realistic deer. Guess the best and brightest of Japan still can't crack the mystical esoteric secrets of "basic fucking physics". Still have to put boost pads and springs and grind rails everywhere to create the illusion of content in this empty soulless open world.
Where can Sonic go as a franchise after this? It's already gone open world, and that tends to be what franchises do when they're desperate. They've failed to innovate on Sonic and they've failed to figure out a functional foundation for 3D Sonic, 2D Sonic, any kind of Sonic. The best Sonic game in decades was made by fans, the worst Sonic games in decades besides the linear boost2win rehashes were buggy ports of games that ran better on my PS2 and Wii respectively (Sonic Mega Collection Plus and Sonic Colours).

I need to stop caring about video games. Then again, making video games is my passion. So maybe I just need to stop caring about what the megacorps are doing. I don't care about what celebrities are doing. So I shouldn't care about what celebrity-esque franchises are doing. I didn't buy SwSh or the Sinnoh remakes. I don't think I even own a Switch. I expect Sonic Frontiers to overpromise, underdeliver, sell well due to dishonest trailers, piss people off, cause some laughs on twitter, and tank the franchise's already-abysmal reputation further. Sonic games aren't good. Sonic games aren't good, on average. In the entire franchise you'd be hard pressed to name five good games released over the franchise's 30 year lifespan, spinoffs included because Riders 1 was good. Buggy modern console ports of decade-old games replace the original in the public's consciousness. They don't remember SA1 for the Dreamcast, they remember the buggy PC port where you clip through walls during scripted sequence and jank unjustly kills you for trying to play the cutscene automation game.

I finally understand why I've never been satisfied playing bad games. I wasn't meant to rant about videogames on the internet forever.

This is real. This is me. My game... It works. It works and I can build on this. Playtesting it with my friends, one seemed genuinely shocked that I made this. "Why, because the characters actually move in this one?" I laughed. Yeah, he said. "Nobody could pay me enough to animate over 800 pokemon for free" I explained, and he said ok. The roster got some laughs at first but when they got the differences between the characters they got the point of the game. And my accessibility features work!

It always sounds weird to hear people say stuff like "I can actually play this game!" just because you execute a move with the special button or forwards-special instead of quarter circle forwards light. But then again, it's an accessibility feature. Those who don't need them don't care about Large Print versions of books, but those who do need them love them. Audiobooks are a convenience for those who like resting their eyes when reading, but they're a huge deal to blind people who want to read War and Piece in audiobook format instead of Regirock Language.
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>>5669
This.
I saw this post a while back but then I didn't reply. I related super hardwith this. Like exactly that.

It reminds me of shows like South Park, Rick and Morty, or like a movie like American Pie. They have these fuckhead characters that does all kinds of shit but then the show expects you to take what is happening seriously because Kyle starts to have an emotional speech (I guess I haven't seen much of SP but this is my impression of it) about how, "Maybe, maybe... We could all work together and love and tolerate." Like one moment they are above it all and sarcastic and cynical and then they change on dime to become all genuine and peace-loving.
That's why I like stories that stick to their scripts. That are self-aware enough to be consistent with this. Like mlp is a fully genuine with their message and way of portraying characters.
And Freddy got fingered (I haven't watched the whole thing but it seems that way. It's a bit visually gross at times though.) reminds me of a typical shitpost: Self-aware, self-deprecating, and irreverent. The people around him and the audience isn't supposed to care or take the mc seriously. They laugh at him. He's not a hero and the world reacts appropriately to him and when they don't, then it's played up for laugh. Compare that to Rick Sanches that is like tornado traveling across the galaxy causing mayhem but then comes back to his daughter to have serious drama. These caricatures aren't real characters, don't try to make me care for, especially as a follow up to scenes were you prove that they aren't real.
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>>5722
Fuck yeah! Rick and Morty loves to preach that nothing matters while making meaningless noncanon episodes about alternate universes and clones and uploaded mind copies. And then it decides it wants to be "big" and "epic" and "meaningful" so everything suddenly goes from low effort shitpost to cliche melodrama. And these moments of melodrama with cookie cutter one note cliche characters really show you how bad they are at telling meaningful stories with genuine emotional payoff. But the bug-eating dog-fucking wine aunts and 40 something manchild consoomers will clap like retarded seals anyway because Glup Shitto from his shows just showed up and did something "epic". Stories don't really need to strive for excellence. They just have to be good enough. There is nothing the normie hates more than ambitious commoners, and there is nothing the loves more than those born successful, those handed success, and documentaries celebrating the failure of ambitious people. Sensationalized documentaries thrive when they simplify the world into wise all-knowing critics who should have been obeyed- I mean listened to, and overambitious tryhard foolish egomaniac artists who respond poorly to criticism by not saying what the professional critics want said. Anything to please the wise critics who will never feel like failures because they never tried to be anything more than armchair quarterbacks, games journalists, and that one fatty who thinks he can crush Connor McGregor in a real fight because he's never been punched in the face by anyone even half as strong as Connor McGregor. Megacorp slop like marvel movies will never be criticized even half as harshly as any solo indie developer's first attempt at something great. But if something is familiar and easy, it gets celebrated for being "nostalgic". There are videos analyzing complex themes and symbolism in media for adults. And there are videos for explaining obvious things in marvel movies. You can guess which type of video gets more views. Art can't just be for a select group of people, genres can't exclude critics who loathe that genre. Everything has to be the new Horizon Zero Sales or it's evil and inaccessible and racist or whatever they called Elden Ring.

I used to think if I ever had a girlfriend I was proud of, I'd document every moment of my life with her and brag non stop about her and all the cool and good shit I do for her. Maybe if I was still a small child desperate for attention I would act that way. But instead I want to keep her safe and stay quiet about her. She's mine. Just being with her feels right, no matter what we are doing.

Fuck games journalists. They don't understand fighting games. They really think the winner is whoever uses the best special or super, so they fixate on the difficulty of performing these supers instead of remembering what half circles are instead of appreciating the ever expanding complexity of Anime Speed Chess aka good fighting games. They don't appreciate the depth before they give their opinions to anyone dumb enough to still think mainstream journalists know what they are talking about. They don't understand the depth either. So they praise the game for shit irrelevant to the game, such as the pretty pictures and colours and noises and how big the main menu looks at a glance and voiceover work and how the story mode makes them feel when they button mash through it on easiest mode and how hard they try to accomodate games journalists, even if it's with a fundamentally flawed optional control scheme with absurd downsides that would sabotage anyone seriously trying to use this as a stepping stone for learning spacing and neutral before complex controls.
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No.5730
"Out of your friends, which are you? Superman, Pikachu, Satan, or Garfield? Find out now by taking this wacky quiz! You see a wallet on the side of the road... What do you do?"

>A, take the money, leave the wallet, steal a car and eat six kittens while calling them niggers
>B, pick up the wallet and dedicate the rest of my life to finding its owner so I can give it back no matter what this costs me because I am just so absurdly brave and noble in my fantasies that the thought of responsibly putting my best qualities to good use never enters my mind
>C, nothing because I am lazy and I have crippling depression like so many kids these days who feel insufficiently rewarded for enduring the way the system treats people and unoptimistic about industrial society's future. Don't know why, but mom blames my PS2. Maybe it's being abused and molested at school and at home while being forced to live with parents that see me as an unjustly imposed burden on their desired boomerish eternal childhoods that makes me miserable? Maybe being forced to grow up early fucked me up and made me unable to relate to others or connect with them. Mom blames my PS2 for all my problems even though it actually provides my only escape from them. Though I never know when they will come I look forward to the days when she can't drag herself out of bed and dad isn't around or vice reversa because I get to microwave food for myself and pretend I have dead parents which means I have no chance of being abused today or ever again. Deep down I crave death's sweet release but the fear that they'd get my sister and treat her how they treat me or worse if I wasn't around keeps me around to keep an eye on her. I sure hope she won't take a fat steaming shit on the only reason I stayed by turning out worse than her parents. She's their perfect little dog, eager to please them and reject normalcy if they make her feel rewarded for it. Lazy and desperate to take the path of least resistance. In the videogame I can improve my skills and myself and be rewarded and respected for it but outside people like me just weren't meant to succeed within the system, not if we aren't given the freedom to prosper. Mum and dad wanted dogs, not people, people were complicated and had needs more complex than food and water and barked orders and rare visits outside for exercise. So many people in my life back then were just NPCs waiting for the day to end so they could go back to their soaps and update their programming. Never cared what it took to get through the day and get back to their soaps. Maybe God is bored again, and that's why he's punishing people for being what he wanted them to be deep down. God made us in his image? Yeah right. Such divine beings, these humans, with such strong connections to God. God made us this way to make himself feel better. Maybe man was meant to kill God by overcoming him and he'll keep torturing us until we overcome him, but to comfort the omniscience and distract him from his own absolute understanding of his own absolute impossibility, God intervenes every time we are close. Maybe God is Satan's pseudonym and he made this broken world as a joke with a punchline he forgot as he was telling it. Maybe there's a new punchline randomly generated every time someone tries to see meaning in all this suffering... oh wait shit I got distracted and this was supposed to be funny meme time. Uh... hahaha I am a lazy fat cat who loves lasagna. Time to kick odie off the table so he won't eat my lasagna or something.
>D, shit in traffic with a toy dog balanced on my head while singing Have You Seen My Wife except every time I say a word with a vowel in it besides nigger I replace the next word with nigger.

If you answered mostly A, B, C, or D, you fit into a category this quiz feels qualified to talk about at length or describe more vaguely than any horoscope! If you gave a mix of answers, anything that separates you from your primary category is ignored to make sorting you faster and easier on the quiz's designer! If your answers are an even mix between two or more types, an answer will be chosen at random if an uneven number of questions or points given per answer makes this impossible!

God I fucking hate personality quizzes. I want to fish again with the lads. Men were meant to fish, farm, fuck, fulfill their destinies as leaders, and fucking create amazing shit. I got distracted recalling supressed childhood trauma. My parents were pedophiles and I think that's why I'm libertarian and reluctant to trust others. Well, that, and all the times the government has fucked up and all the times trusting the wrong people has screwed me over. If I had human parents I'd still be a libertarian because the government is corrupt. Is it weakness to have a soul that feels things? So many thoughts melt away with her in my arms. I want to take her and move to a new home somewhere far away from all the madness and all the libtards. A nice farm isolated from the rest of clown world, the perfect place to prepare and grow and prosper. But money doesn't grow on trees. I wish there was a country uncorrupted by the enemy with its own water for fishing and purfying, land for farming, maybe even its own internet free from degeneracy in addition to the usual internet. Society is falling apart under the weight of the ruling class's scams. Where will people go when there is nowhere left to go?
Anonymous
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No.5731
You're no "Free Thinker" if you only think what Paid "Thinkers" tell you to.
Anonymous
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No.5736
Right wing memes: Here's a chart I made in MS Paint detailing the results of my investigation into the Mossad agents working at CAIR and BlackRock and other leftist organizations working in tandem to kill us, also I put a funny little frog guy on the voter fraud and 9/11 facts.

Left wing memes: Here's a professionally made drawing of a pyramid CNN published with the aid of think tanks and govt funded political organizations upon which I wrote the names of Hitler and Jordan Peterson and you and Pewdiepie. Because all these people are literally Hitler! CNN told me so! Every youtuber with a camera and pedophobic opinions deserves death or imprisonment for their sins against saint clinton! The right are conspirators, not us! Taxpayer money was spent on this newfangled "meemee" thing to say so! Initiate LateNightTalkShowImpression.exe!

Fuck libtardism. Libtard votes count just as much as mine, but their imported sub-90 IQs outnumber me and the children we can't afford to raise thanks to taxes and globalist policies, isn't Democracy grand? They get to force their views onto us with votes and terrorism, and force their way of life onto us with votes and terrorism, and restrict our right to fight back with terrorism and votes. It's a tyrant's slow genocide with extra steps. They're a plague. A gangrenous cunt infection. Mob rule when it's convenient, and "hurr durr we must elevate minority voices because they say so" when it's convenient. Liberalism isn't one big fundamental misunderstanding, it's pure evil weaponized and cloaked in layers of contradictory lies. It's like a balloon. Peel back the layer of plastic with a knife and it fucking pops, revealing nothing but hot air. Democracy is a gang of rapist migrants ganging up on a small child and deciding their collective wants and perceived rights outvote her needs and rights. A man's natural rights shouldn't be up for debate or negotiation. Real humans were meant to be free. Liberals will never let real humans be free. Because if real humans are free to succeed or fail based on their own merit, the smug CNN watchers and globalist conspirators of the world won't get to hold us back and pretend to be on the same level as us or above us depending on what's most convenient for them. I will never forget their atrocities against mankind. The thought that I will be needed to save lives and be a medic keeps me going as I learn first aid. I will be needed alive to save more lives. Save the lives those pedoleftists would destroy while their greatest ally, the neutrality-fetishizing centrist NPCs, watch and do nothing or distract themselves with cartoons and drugs.
Anonymous
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No.5740
Do you think the MLP fandom will be spoken of in the same way as the Sonic fandom some day?
I think the normies will hate FIM fans more. Because we're not collectively forgetting about FIM and moving on to Hasbro's latest shit in the way Marvel bots move from one movie to the next.
Normies hate fans who don't consoom mindlessly. Prefer when Sonic's arms aren't blue? That's too much of something approaching an opinion that affects your loyalty to the company and your desire to financially simp for it. Company loyalty is the lifeblood of the company shill. Atheist or not, the company loyalist desperately needed Jesus growing up and still does, because serving corporation and getting excited for next product has become more important than God for this godless heretic. No matter the company's name, it means more to the consoomer normie than God and Jesus combined. That kind of normie sees all humans as pigs in human clothing, and nothing enrages the pig like seeing anyone turn their nose up at pigslop.
It's such a small thing for the robot to get enraged about. But for him it is the most important issue he has ever thought about. I think perspective is necessary to live a healthy life. If you hate taxes and banks and the antiwhite SJW pedophiles importing isislamic pedo culture and protecting it from scrutiny via legal and illegal force, you won't get your panties in a bunch over what secondary colour Batman's wearing. You've got important shit to care about. Some people out there... their entire world is media consooming. And I pity them. Future generations will loathe them more than Boomers are hated, because the boomers and their boomer parents were raised to betray whites and hate them. The globalists had a monopoly on most information sources available to the boomer. But right now, while the facts are spread across the internet for everyone to see, the normies were too busy playing Call of Duty and watching cartoons or sitcoms to care about the past, present, or future. Everyone's livelihoods and rights depend on being free. Everyone should want to be free. But some just don't care, and that type shouldn't get a say in whether others are free or not. I don't care if his space sitcom cartoon told him world peace will be caused by universal suffrage and a one world government with sufficient authority. No government has the authority to restrict the rights of free people. Libtards love their subjective laws and red flag laws because leftists can use these like clubs to censor and imprison good people. Evil like that deserves censorship and imprisomment. We don't need to censor the enemy to win arguments, unlike the enemy, but the enemy only uses its voice to rape kids. It rapes kids with extra steps by dishonestly arguing for and maliciously voting for pedos who import more pedos and legalize pedophilia for the left. At a certain age an adult is expected to take responsibility for their actions and not use ignorance as an excuse to get away with harming others or society, and liberals are kidfucking harm to society. Drunk drivers cannot use "nobody could convince me it's wrong to drive drunk" as an excuse so why should Biden voters get away with using "Nobody could convince me he's corrupt" as an excuse? All leftists are pedophiles who will never let good people be free.
Anonymous
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No.5744
I should not feel responsible for the wellbeing of others, right? But I still feel bad about some people I couldn't help. Even if they want nothing to do with me, I still find myself hating myself for not being the master of psychology, able to talk anyone I meet out of bad choices. Maybe I'm fucking retarded for that. Maybe it's genuinely retarded for me to hate myself for skills I lack. I'm not a psychologist and I shouldn't pretend I am. I am not qualified to give professional psychological advice. I might be the least qualified man alive to give psychological advice. As a friend I can listen to people and be there for them when they need me. I can give advice as a friend. But I shouldn't beat myself up for not knowing how to help people trained professionals would not know how to help. My retarded perfectionism is a sin I must avoid and overcome. I did all I could. I did the best I could. I need to grow the fuck up and accept that not everybody wants to be helped, even if they seem like they do. Sometimes people want to make bad choices you can't talk them out of. Should I hate myself just because some GTA-obsessed dishonest manchild who wastes his benefits tugboat on plastic toys to shove up his ass did not want to grow up? I am not an inspirational success story yet. I couldn't reason with him during political discussions. I am just one man. Just one fool doing his best in a world of madness.
Anonymous
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No.5767
>playing Ratchet And Clank 3
>shooting the fuck out of enemy noids with guns, black holes, hoverships, RYNO
>she snooze
>hack a door with The Hacker
>she's on the edge of her fucking seat, visibly and audibly relaxing when it's over
The fuck?

Also you can tell RAC3 is the one with the "professional" writer because of all the cliches.
This universe takes a step back from mocking celebrities and corporations by turning the washed-up "former hero" and full-time villain, because to make Qwark into the kind of pulp fiction hero he was made to mock, the universe has to become pulpy melodrama full of lolsorandum humor. It's a massive step up from what the franchise becomes, but it sows the seeds that lead to the reboot.
Suddenly there's a Galactic Ranger force, a galactic president whose daughter Ratchet wants, and the obligatory Dr Eggman-style recurring villain ends up being a robo nazi.
And yes, the silly robot doctor with a hint of a german accent is intended to be another Hollywood nazi. A caricature so divorced from reality it doesn't resemble what they're trying to mock at all, even though you can tell that's what they're going for.
He's a loud "intellectual" who's not as smart as he thinks he is (despite having the intelligence to make vast robot armies)
Evil name like Doctor Evil or Doctor Bad or something german like Doctor Badshittenstein
He was bullied in school, because hollywood thinks that's funny except when it doesn't
He can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality
He's aided by an alien race of violent screaming Minion/Rabbid-esque idiots who don't care whether their leader transforms them into something unnatural or kills them all once they have outlived their usefulness
He's not a real member of the group he idolizes or the group he uses to take power
He harbors irrational genocidal loathing towards a type of life form.
He fetishizes another type of life form, despite not being one
He makes a death star
It gets destroyed when the hero takes advantage of a design flaw
He makes another death star
And it can transform into a giant fucking robot for the final battle
That's really dumb

...okay I'm kidding giant robots are fucking cool. Maybe disney's star wanks would have been less shit if Palpatine's final death star could turn into a Sith giant robot with a red and black lightsaber able to slice planets in half. All the heroes could split up and work together to disable it in a different way, so everyone has something unimportant but cool-looking to do during cutaways from the important fight where Kylo fights Palpatine alone to avenge a permanently dead Rey. Like the Kuviratron fight in Legend Of Korra but even bigger and even stupider.

Anyway RAC3 was a huge tone shift and while the series went back to its thematic roots in Deadlocked, I wonder what the franchise would be today if Angela featured prominently in 3, there was no Dr Nefarious, Qwark was still a villain, and 3 focused on saving some new galaxy from a new threat instead of saving 1's galaxy from something that only exists to legitimize Qwark as a character.

3 and Deadlocked have these moments where a character openly states "The villain did a bad thing, it's the villain's fault and this must be set right". They refuse to blame the wrong people. Metropolis in 3 and Al getting shot in Deadlocked. I forgot whether 2 has a moment like that or not but I think they're trying to make up for how overly hostile Ratchet was towards Clank in RAC1 over the Qwark betrayal. I can repsect a buddy story where they aren't buddies the whole time, but holy shit, his attitude got old. Was still funny when he was a cunt to other characters.
Anonymous
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No.5770
5771
Sonic is the center of Sonic's World. It used to be called Mobius but that implied he wasn't at the center of everything. Everything in Sonic land revolves around Sonic, even Eggman. It's rare for anything to ever happen in this world without a Hedgehog or a Robotnik at the center of it. At this point I'm surprised the houses aren't shaped like Sonic's head. I'm surprised Sonic doesn't have a pet hedge-dog, like how Pac-Man has that Pac-Dog, and I'm surprised Sonic doesn't have a house full of SEGA arcade cabinets. They could give Sonic a (time-travelling?) son named Sonny to make Classic Sonic a thing again while integrating him into the story as something more than a gimmick, like how Goten exists to look like Kid Goku. Vector The Crocodile sticks out like a sore thumb because in a cast full of characters designed to look like Sonic(tm) Characters, he and Big The Cat are the only characters who break the copypaste mold used for 99% of all Sonic characters. This franchise is obsessed with itself. With Sonic and Eggman. Obsessed with retreading old ground. Couldn't even give Sonic an edgy dark rival without tying it back to Eggman's family. Where are the dynamic exciting risky new ideas? Where's the ambition we saw during the Adventure days? Why does the growth of each character depend on the writer?, Everything feels too big and too small. Too restrictive and formulaic yet the only guideline for writing in this world is the formula. Eggman tries a bad thing, heroes stop it, there may or may not be something extra involved like new special stones, a new hero or new villain, a new villain turned hero, and another character for Eggman to fail to control when it matters most, typically a giant monster but it can be Sonic sized like Emerl and Knuckles and Infinite. There has to be something new to make this spin of the cycle seem new because stories can't happen unless Eggman's involved or it's a noncanon spinoff. Adding extraneous new elements won't address the core problems with the setting. Soleana and GUN have nothing to say about each other. South Island and Christmas Island and Little Planet and Neo Green Hill Zone, all of these locations are just backgrounds for the characters, not characters in their own right with stories of their own. Everyone's a role, but where do they go from here as characters? Sometimes trying to care about this nonsense world's lore and continuity feels like trying to care about the continuity and lore of coco puffs ads. Sonic means a lot to me. But there's stuff that should have been fixed by now. Like whatever problems cause every game released after S3+K besides Mania to turn out janky and borderline unfinished at the best of times. They can't even let talented people port games right. Sega has to get in there and Sega it up until it's more in line with what we have all come to expect from the Sonic franchise in its current state.
Anonymous
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No.5771
>>5770
Which makes it inherently narcissistic.
Anonymous
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No.5774
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Anonymous
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No.5776
Observational comedy can be so cliche.
Ever notice how many boxes there are in videogames?
Hurr durr, it would be horrifying for the videogame heroes to kill so many villains, if the villains had blood and loved ones and didn't deserve worse.
Dorkly style humor is painfully unfunny.
And yet I saw it on TV today when trying to enjoy my girl's current favourite TV show. It's as if these clown writers really thought they were the first people alive to think "Wow it sure is fucked up for the kid hero to be a kid hero" or whatever. Jake Long American Dragon was saying that obvious shit years ago, and it wasn't the only cartoon like that, and it wasn't the only cartoon making that observation.
Television is gay. Anything that distracts me from her is gay.
Anonymous
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No.5777
That disney princess PS2 game is on the tiny TV in her room. I play the player 2 side, which I don't usually do, because player 2's magic blasts look more like fire and that's awesome. We're having a good time. I think about Touhou. I wish we were playing Ratchet And Clank 3 multiplayer but she wants to play the disney princess game while babbling about kingdom hearts stuff. She fucking loved that series. I think she still has my DS carts for Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and ReCoded. If she's reading this she can keep them, and that jank as hell DS Lego Star Wars game that felt unfinished, especially during download play multiplayer mode. I think they were the last gifts I gave her, and I played them first. I wish I saved copies of her old KH fanart, it was cute as hell that a kid would make this stuff. OCs, made up babies of the couples, the works. Even this fucking weapon... she made up a word for this thing that would give Skallagrim's ulcer an aneurysm. Anyway, we're playing that Disney Princess game for PS2. It's pretty dull. We've beaten it together before. It reminds me of Over The Hedge for PS2, we played that together and liked it. She'd pick the Hamster and I used to pick the Skunk because haha funny farting cartoon character farts funny. She liked Sonic Riders and was decent at it after I helped her learn it, but she said she wanted to play this game, and she looked sad. She had a shit day at school and looked like she needed someone to talk to even though she said she wanted to play the game and forget about everything. We're playing this game. But her mind isn't on the game. She's thinking about life, and her fucked up family. She had a shit day at school today and mom and dad blamed her for not handling it better and being able to tolerate everything or whatever even though she did nothing wrong and was exclusively the target of abuse that day. My sister, she tells me she loves me. I tell her I love her. I ask if we can play a better game now. God I want to go back in time and punch myself for that. She asks me why mom and dad hate me. I don't know what to say. "Deep down, they're dumb and evil," I tell her. That's how I rationalized it back then. Good people are good no matter the pressure on them to do otherwise and evil people are just like that. Maybe that's a fucked up thing to say to a girl. She's four years younger than me. We keep playing the game. She doesn't know what to say. She cries, I pause the game and she cries on my shoulder. Quietly, so mom and dad doesn't hear. If they hear, they'll barge into her room and blame me, and my own sister will blame me because she is scared of them. One time they broke her toenail slamming the door open without wondering who is on the other side. Mom and dad blamed me even though I was already in the room with her.
Fucking retards.
She's covering her own mouth and pinching her nose to stay quiet. She doesn't want her own body ruining this hug, and she doesn't want her parents showing up and screaming, she can't take that right now. As a kid I just thought mom and dad were too stupid to remember facts correctly. Now I know they rewrite their own memories by choice to comfort themselves.
A pair of narcissists... They would be in prison if this country had laws that protected children. I tell her I wish mom and dad didn't hate us both for stupid reasons. I hate myself. I should have said something smarter back then.
Maybe if I wasn't a retarded sheltered preteen twat I would have been able to psychoanalyze everything and explain to her how her parents resent this planet and everybody on it almost as much as they resent the lives they live, and that's not our problem. My sister was passionate about nerdy shit her parents hated and she wanted to create things her parents hated like fanart for something mom and dad didn't like.
It isn't my fault or my sister's fault that our parents are like this. They both felt entitled to better and while they couldn't define better realistically and work towards it if you paid them, resentment for what they have fills them.
Even that time some adults at a youth club asked questions about kid-me's bruises and we all really thought I might be taken away this time, and even that time Dad got cancer from smoking in the house and in the car and around his wife and kids at least once a day and had to go without smokes before shifting his addiction to diet coca cola didn't give them any kind of appreciation for what they had. We had a dog, they treated her like a nuisance when she wasn't being used for attention.
Mom'd post about our dog on some stupid fucking furry site, making up retarded "and then the ehole bus clapped" stories for nerds. Paradoxically, mom and dad think the world is fair and everyone struggling could succeed if they just worked harder, and they believe everyone with less than them is pathetic, except when they think the world is unfair and everyone with more than them is evil. They don't have concrete values, they are hungry mouths wishing they ate better while feeding their kids cheap shit.
They will contrive an excuse to hate someone they just met and feel superior to them without having to earn that feeling.
In their eyes everyone is trying too hard or not trying hard enough, everyone is an enemy sent to inconvenience or exhaust or oppose them, nobody is a person with rights and agency and free will.
Everybody is a character in their painfully dull sitcom where they are the main characters who can do no wrong according to them. They are NPCs, not people, and they should not have been allowed to watch television growing up because it ruined them mentally. They beat their kids for fun. They sexually abused their kids. My parents are awful people. And that little girl, my sister, decided she liked them more than me. What the fuck? Why? What could she possibly see in sacrificing her ambitions to fund their cashwasting? If that's her idea of adulthood count me out. I'll dream for both of us.
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No.5802
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>if you convince him you are right, because you are, even if it seems he is fine with it in the moment, he feels like he's lost the argument and resents you for hours, pouting and growling and sighing, hating you and your presence, muttering shit into the ears of people near him like "what does he want now?" and "I can't stand it when he talks back to me" and "he should pay extra for this" because he knows it slips these thoughts into the empty heads of retards and gets them thinking like him
>and his standards for what an argument is or isnt are so fucked, he'll hiss and whine at anyone who disagrees with him on something minor or subjective, and he'll sigh "Don't argue, you two" or snarl and nyaaah and waaaah at two laughing bros shit-talking each other with smiles on their faces, or two friends agreeing it's better to do x instead of y
>he simps for women on instagram and calls the several girls still willing to talk to him despite everything that makes him who he is "his girlfriends" even though many have boyfriends and some even have kids with said boyfriends and some have kids but their dad's missing
>whines about the economy if his money runs out, even though more money is only a phone call to mommy away, he's addicted to impulse buying clothes and music, he has youtube premium and purchases porn on onlyfans, and his weekly allowance for food and clothes shopping (and instagram/onlyfans) is greater than the money made by most workers we know
>sometimes he compliments or approaches women his age IRL and they laugh at him or dismiss him and this causes him to rage and pout and yell childish edgy catchphrases about violence and mass murder, only to forget it all tomorrow and go back to ranting about how much he hates "anti-feminist incels" as if anyone fucking asked
>loves taking up the house's tv for hours at a time listening to dogshit rap he could get on his phone anywhere in the house
>loves George Floyd and BLM but also loves cops, hates gun rights, and regularly enjoys Copaganda that paints cops as "righteous crusaders on the front lines of the war against dangerous criminals who could hurt innocents" and really claimed "cops are all that stand between us and certain death" today
>his idea of contributing to political discussions is blabbering about his feelings or seething silently in a corner as smarter men speak on topics he doesn't understand, waiting for an opportunity to grab the mic and get people looking at him again so he can shout platitudes or movie quotes or nihilistic demands for death to take us all, anything to derail a mature conversation into something all about him and his feelings on the matter
Wow. Didn't know I hated people like that until now, because I didn't think I'd ever meet someone this fucking pathetic, aggressive, spoiled, and embarassing. If I read about him in a book, I'd assume the writer was clumsily trying to manipulate me by making the protagonist's roommates cucks. That first part, getting pissy and emotional over someone not agreeing with you immediately... I never thought I'd meet anyone like that. Never even considered someone could get emotional over something that has no reason to have emotions involved. Some guy wanted to bring his game console down for some Mortal Kombat, I reminded him his second controller's broken, he says oh right haha, I say we could play older MK on my retropi since it has two working controllers, he says sure, and while I set up my retropi, the whiny bitch seething in the corner because it wasn't all about him for almost ten whole seconds starts whining about people arguing. That wasn't an argument! This fucking guy.
Anonymous
c9a1972
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No.5811
>>5802
Also
>growls and mutters, spits cliches at people rudely, and interrupts people and shouts them down, tries all he can to pick fights with people while insisting he doesn't want any drama or fights and anyone who disagrees with him on anything or ever talks back to him is "starting arguments" or "giving him anxiety
What kind of privileged life must a "man" like this live for him to end up severely uncomfortable with other men his age disagreeing with him, or "talking back to him" as the obnoxious crybully puts it?
Fuck the word anxiety. It's nothing but a newspeak word for badfeel. All he wants is goodfeels. He listens to retarded music and embarassing ASMR roleplays in public, eats shitty sugary fatty fast food, and consooms eceleb tardtuber drama when he's not consooming normie sitcoms and copaganda. Anything to dose himself up on easy sources of goodfeels and keep the badfeels at bay. Men disagree with you? Women don't swoon over you the second you talk to them? Oh no, oh no, this causes badfeels! Must scream and protect your wounded ego by pretending to be a violent dangerous man at his breaking point! Must retreat into the safety of your bedroom pillow fort using your niggerish Sail Foam to listen to dirty talk and cheap meaningless affirmation from literal prostitutes!
Shit like this is why people should not be able to vote unless they're mentally sound and they've done something good for their country for at least a few years. Don't want it to be police service or military service because you don't want your country to have a big army? Fine, make it a real job farming or building. No bullshit jobs like middle management or dievershitty hires. People too immature to handle men disagreeing with their political ideas should never get a say in how the country that supports them is governed. If they're going to give up on being adults they shouldn't be able to make bad choices for themselves or others. Otherwise you end up with clowns like him who waste government benefits on overpriced brand name clothing to try and impress and attract golddiggers so he can pretend he has girlfriends sometimes, and clowns like that other twat I knew who wastes his government gibsmedats on plastic toys to shove up his ass when not flirting with his discord moderator boyfriend and calling on him to censor disagreement in his retard discord server, and all three hate individual rights and love big government and hate those not reliant on big government. Where the hell does their hatred for the working class and their unjustifiable smugness come from? The burger flipper flips meat farmed by farmers and transported by truck drivers, all of these men do more good for the planet than these smug pseudointellectual coomer midwits with painfully dull takes on everything from fiction to reality. I wish there was some service these clowns could call upon to teach them how to get their shit together as men, help them clean their rooms, spot for them when they exercise, and so on. But when they see me exercising, they fucking smirk at me. How many levels of denial do you have to be on to end up like this?
Anonymous
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No.5812
I LOVE MY BITCH
Anonymous
c9a1972
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No.5813
5818
Is it my fault that my relationship with my family is so awful? Is it my fault that I am hated? I want to be able to see myself in a mirror without seeing a hideous fatass who reminds me of my father. I've lost so much weight and gained so much muscle yet my fitter friends are so much more beautiful than I may ever be. I want to be more than my parents wanted me to be. My own family... I can't look at these people or think of them without remembering how they all knew how badly my parents treated me and yet they said and did nothing, or they went out of their way to help my parents get away with it. I like the idea of having a sister and I remember the good person she used to be. During the bad times we were both victims and our parents didnt know how to deal with her problems or advise her on anything going wrong in her life so they basically just blamed her so they could retreat to the comfortable feeling of feeling superior to somebody. During the bad times life sucked and all my sister and I had was each other. The times when we'd lean on each other and fantasize together about the ridiculously luxurious lives we'd lead when we spontaneously became rich beloved hyper successful people our parents never thought we could be. But when life was good for my sister, my parents actually wanted to know her. Or rather, the obedient version of my sister inside their heads with no interest in anything they didn't force upon her. She bottled up her feelings and kept her problems to herself and pretended to hate me so she could please her parents and be their idea of the perfect daughter. Is it my fault? Am I ugly and uncool enough to be despised for existing? Do I deserve to be loathed? Would others be happy if I hid in a cupboard over the stairs, making no noise and pretending I don't exist? Is that why my sister would rather be their pet than her own person? If I ignore all the bad days where she was the worst person in that house and focus on the rare happy moments where she came to me for companionship or advice or comfort despite how she and her parents usually treated me, these happy moments that were only happy because I was willing to overlook all the downsides to life with my parents and sister and try to help somebody who didn't deserve my help but needed it anyway... Fuck, I forgot where I was going with this. I want to forgive my sister for everything and see her again, but is my sister even still in that head of hers, or have my parents hollowed it out with their years of absolute unrestricted uninterrupted control over her? If she came to me, she wouldn't have to come crawling back apologizing for everything, she would just have to remember the truth about what went on in that house instead of indulging her mommy's revisionist history fantasies. Is it my fault that my relationships with girls fall apart? The closer I get to this new girl the more I fear finding out she tortures animals for fun like the weeb roleplayer horse girl or sees me as nothing but a plaything like the entitled artist. It doesn't feel right or natural to be happy. Not after being miserable for almost every moment I was alive. It feels like this new source of happiness might be a delicate lie that could break any day, leaving me with nothing. I would die for her. But even though she has given me no reason to suspect anything I feel unsure that anything that makes me smile can last. This fear that I might lose someone... is this is how it feels to care about someone more than yourself?
Anonymous
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No.5818
5824
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>>5813
>Do I deserve to be loathed?
No.
You deserve to be loved. Glad you have a nice gf.
Anonymous
c9a1972
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No.5823
This fucking roommate... Sometimes it's funny when he blurts out a random internet meme during our conversations or when I'm talking to someone else. Sometimes he's not funny but I laugh anyway because it keeps him from repeating himself until I do. But when the topic is politics there's something fucked up about the way everything has to relate to a regurgitated soundbite before he can get it. Even if it comes from a rapper or YTP. He repeats words sometimes and YTPs them but without the funny, I hope he never visits the anne frank museum at Auschwitz (Hitler should have renamed the place Auschfart so all future people would have to read about him gassing the jews at assfart) because his mind would be in YTP mode 24/7 looking for words to fuck with and repeat. Doesn't even make funny sentence mixes like making a character who says "all I care about is doing my job" say "all I care about is doodoo" or "my doodoo is all I care about". It's just "sus splalps sees freerf my mission is- my mission, the issue is- the issue" with this guy.
We watched a video on china's 300 billion fuckery, he seemed to be following along, we were talking, and then he said memes until I realized he didn't understand at all because he said the wrong meme. So I had to explain it slower afterwards, giving him time to think. To think of the topic, and think of a meme to say, only responding normally if he can't think of one. And he still has to repeat movie lines now and then. People banepost ironically but he disney-pixarposts to help understand the world, like a tvtropes user trying to understand media by making lists of all the ideas they recognize from trope pages. Where some would pull from past experiences to understand the world others pull from media.
He's only 2-3ish years younger than me. Why does it feel like the age gap is a decade? The internet can be more than a TV but for some it is just a gayer TV, and TV is already homosexual.
Anonymous
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No.5824
5843
>>5818
Thank you for saying that. I didn't think anyone would read this. Work on the pony fanfic is still going, just slower as I work on the game.
Anonymous
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No.5843
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>>5824
Hey! I congratulate you first.
Anonymous
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No.5847
>>5843
What?
Anonymous
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No.5849
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forgot to sage
>mfw looking in on this thread after several months
I kid, this is a commendable amount of effort and you have my admiration.
Anonymous
c9a1972
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No.5853
>>5843
Hehe, pikajew.
I bet instead of getting stronger when holding the Light Ball like a Pikachu, Pikajew would die after touching the Reich Ball.
Anonymous
c9a1972
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No.5857
5866
Don't know if I ever told anyone this but when I tried playing Persona 5 and 4 on a friend's system, every time I asked myself the question "How do I make the most of my time?" it felt like "Not wasting it playing this" was whispered in my ear. The game's optimal progression path requires hours and hours of grinding and RNG based luck. God I hate luck. As a concept luck is incompatible with the notion of free will. The idea that dice rolls and our paths in life are predetermined by fickle chance and whatever nonsense ritual seems to bring more luck like wearing a lucky sock or mashing A when catching a pokemon is more offensive than the idea that we are all puppets unknowingly acting out a script written by aliens. If you gamble and believe in luck Christ doesn't love you and you don't love Christ. My childhood would have been happier if my father had died of cancer. My mother, too. Maybe even my whole family, or at least the people who knew how evil my mother and father were and did nothing or helped them get away with it. Persona 4's story of teenagers accepting themselves was fine and P3's story of confronting death by living life to the fullest was a bit pretentious but better. P5 has the style of rebellion and anarchy but no balls and no substance. Nobody asks if society should really have these all powerful government figures and mafia leaders and celebrities and bankers who can do no wrong and are seen as above the law. Nobody has the balls to say maybe we should not assume the best in celebrities and politicians. Politicians ingame speak in vague nonsense, the baddie wants to steer the ship and be in charge, and it is bad for him to steer the ship because he is a cunt who views the world as sunk and his ruise cruise as a pleasure cruise for the elites above water, and the goodie politician is a goodie because he loves the kiddies uwu. Never says anything concrete about ending cancel culture or investing in education or investing into business opportunities for young adults and for the best young adult etrepreneurs.
Saying anything concrete in this market product would harm its brand appeal. It's why Ann never gets molested. It's why the game tries to blame everything Ann and Shiho go through on miscommunications about volleyball/cheerleading/whatever and one guy's villainy, because if these characters were used to explore those who go along with the current regime and genuinely try to suck up to the elites for favors it would ruin the appeal of these characters. The heroes don't seriously analyze the ethics of using brainwashing to transform baddies and the writers did not feel like rewriting the power of the heroes to only ever rob baddies of the belief that they are allowed to do bad things. Regular additions to the party are used to create the illusion of growth and progress as the numbers go up. How many story arcs amount to filler, and what percentage of each one is filler? What if the heroes could only rob victims of the delusion that they cannot fight back and should not work together against injustice, and that was what stealing the crowns and medals and other treasures of villains truly represented: Proving their vulnerability and fallibility?
The characters cannot meaningfully grow over time because growth is restricted to optional side content where you unlock the right to see characters grow outside the canon of the game you are playing. The creators can't be assed to write and voice act an extra line here and there that replaces normal lines if your character should have grown up during optional social link cutscenes too much to say something the old version of that character would say.
The heroes talk and act too much like fame obsessed thrill seekers looking for the biggest scores with no serious debate on which villains deserve stopping and if any deserve stopping more than others. And they do that stupid fucking "We heroes lost our way" cliche that is almost as overused and tired as the "liar reveal" cliche and "second act temporary breakup" cliche Hollywood has a boner for.
Plus Futaba's OP hacker god powers break the story. She can do anything the plot requires even if it is impossible.
This story's moral messages aren't good enough, and you can tell they aren't good enough when you look at the effect this game has on the nerds who obsess over it because they never read books and never played another game better than this one just like the Harry Pottards who never read another book.
Normies who play this game don't walk away wanting to be better people. They don't walk away smarter people. They walk away wishing the Phantom Thieves were real and willing to use omnipotently magic coercive force to magic away all the world's problems for the normie, taking down all the "villains" the TV demonizes. They fall for the dichotomy of heroes and villains and background character bystanders these stories sell. Just as Sonic Forces claimed to be about the resistance only for pretty much everything to be done by Sonic and his new best bud Garfield, this type of media never actually does anything smart with the idea of large resistance movements demonized by the media and establishment. The nerds who love persona don't think critically about what the TV shows them because there was no persona game about that. Thete was no Bob Barbas boss battle where you fight a big nosed TV talking head in the Fox News dimension as he depicts you as a soy wojack or mass murdering human-slaying mindless terrorist now and then to spice up the fight.
DmC Devil May Cry featuring Don'te El Exterminatador des Demonios was more mature than this game when it comes to society.
And that game was fucking SHIT!
But not complete ass, it had some good ideas. I bet if ninja theory had more development time and their own IP without any unwanted reboot baggage it would have turned out better.
Persona is so fucking gay people are still pissed it wont let you fuck your very straight friends ingame.
Anonymous
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No.5864
5866
What shocked me about my sister wasn't that she was eager to forget about what life was really like in that house. I could understand wanting to put it behind you and never speak of it again. But she wanted to go along with her mothers fantasies and that means blaming me for how my parents treated me before and after I was old enough to talk. I can remember moments when I distracted my enraged parents from my sister by saying retarded shit like "I like ice cream" in my retard voice to get their focus on me even if it meant them hurting me when all they were doing to my sister was shaming her and verbally abusing her and bullying her and screaming in her face. They always mistreated me worse than her. But I hated seeing her upset. Despite all those moments where she and I were two survivors without anyone besides each other, she was willing to throw all those memories into the memory hole if it meant gaining narcissistic mommys manipulative conditional approval. She wanted to believe everything in that house was fine and good except me. On a deep existential level, from one survivor to another, that is such a spit in the face. Could you imagine two torture victims abused at an orphanage living together only for one to one day pretend everything was fine but also awful and exclusively the fault of the other kid just because one survivor decided cucking out to authority was easier than escaping from it? I can understand not wanting to be reminded of bad times. But to lie to yourself and your fellow survivor about what really happened to both of you... I want to say I'm pissed off. But I just feel stunned and confused even now. Is a woman's capacity for willing self delusion truly that great? No wonder so many women are drawn to no touch knockout martial arts. My father was an abusive control freak who liked being angry. Once he forced me and my sister to try playing world of warcraft together. She and I had a good time alone together as Night Elf Druid (me) and Night Elf Hunter but dad wanted to be involved because he liked feeling in charge and wanted us used to obeying him in guild raids. That's uh... a multiplayer gamer clan thing. 5 to 40ish nerds would fight a dungeon full of enemy dragons together. I don't think the characters you gravitate towards says something about you but I find it funny that our characters reflected us. He insisted we must be humans so we were humans. She was a healer because that's the path of least resistance, it's living life on easy mode. I was the tank because I'm a survivor. I was used to getting the attention of monsters away from my sister IRL and getting them to focus on me. I chose to be a Paladin, a hero of justice who protects the weak and helpless, even though dad yelled at me for not picking Warrior because he wanted me to be a Warrior because he thinks Warrior is better even though it isnt. A paladin has more utility, he can heal and resurrect allies where a warrior just hits enemies. My sister on her own or when playing with me was a Hunter because it was fun and easy and you get a cool pet. But when dad was in control she was his. So she was a Priest because dad wanted a healbot to cast heal when necessary and wait around until heals were necessary. No hitting the enemies of course, "that wastes mana". Actually it preserves mana by GETTING THE FUCKING COMBAT OVER WITH FASTER which means I spend less time taking damage which means fewer heals are necessary and we get through quests faster so we can get this all over with. Loss mitigation, risk mitigation, speed, efficiency, fucking hell I was a nerdy kid but I had no illusions about what this "playtime" really amounted to and how much we all wanted it to end, how much we wanted our exposure to dad minimized. I was the backbone of the party and the reason it worked, my sister waited around unless helping was absolutely necessary... And dad was the DPS because he's an extraneous extra element who only knows how to hurt others. He can dish out damage but can't take it. He's a pussy and he's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is and he always relied on me to interpret Warcraft Character Build Guides and translate it into retard speak. My sister and I were a good team, I could spellcast foes dead as a druid and heal or become a bear as necessary for tanking and when shit went wrong we used Shadowmeld to turn invisible and survive the fuckup. If only night elves could be paladins and her pet could AOE heal, then our setup would be perfect. But the game doesnt need perfect setup and optimal plays because it is a grindy game for addicted gay retards who love skinner boxes.

I fucking hated when the build guides said "if you use this spell more buff this spell and if you use that spell more buff that spell". Why? Because dad hated hearing it. So I'd translate by picking a random spell to buff. The fat retarded pussy hated thinking. He wanted a world of simple instructions and at the same time he felt entitled to make up his own and if he ever got us killed or made the game unfun enough for my sister to admit she didnt want to play any more he'd blame us. Guilt trip us over warcrafts cost (and shekel shriek jewishly if I suggested a free faster private server with custom better content because his boomerish ilk only know how to colour within the lines and pay for disney).

Sometimes I feel tempted to go back and replay warcraft on a free private server with sped up rates, but... no. No point. There are no glory days in warcraft to relive. I met no valued friends to quest with. Dad insisted on micromanaging every aspect of my gameplay and social interaction when I was on that game, and he was shit at everything. My sister is dead inside thanks to my parents. Who else would I play warcraft with? Besides other games are better than warcraft. And i dont want to be a MMO addict like my bitch father.
Anonymous
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No.5866
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>>5857
>>5864
You could try Lacrimosa of Dana (YSVIII). It's honestly one of the best gaymes I've ever played, of any genre. I had my doubts at first. Felt slow, not particularly a huge fan of nip media either. But I continued under some insistence from a fren, and Boy! It was really good. I wanted to get some gameplay from the underwater dungeons for a thread on /vx/. But my hardware sucks so much ass. Played the game on Vita.

https://fitgirl-repacks.site/ys-viii-lacrimosa-of-dana/

It is a reputable source that I've used extensively, but try not to make a typo when searching for that website, as there are many copycats.
Anonymous
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No.5869
Funny thing happened today.
Was watching tv with the bros when smug faggot old boomer snidely mocks our taste.
It's that faggot who thinks videogames are "shit and unrealistic because i saw one guy go into a room full of enemies with guns and nobodys bullets ricocheted off metal walls" but also believes "nunchuks are the ultimate weapon and someone who has trained with nunchuks for four years can defeat anyone and block anything even baseball bats and disarm baseball bat swingers by wrapping their nunchuk chains around the bat and pulling".
You can't whine about how the willing suspension of disbelief keeps a gun videogame playable and prevents it from turning into a comedic moment where all the baddies ricoshoot each other and die, and then weeb out over fucking nunchuks, when you're between fifty and sixty years old and the type of guy who falls asleep on the sofa when surrounded by other men talking to each other.
I try talking to him about kickstarter scams since I was talking to someone else about kickstarter and he smugly says "there is more to life than the screen". Nigger, nobody white I know looks at their phone more than you! This isn't fiction, kickstarter is something real that involves real money.
Of course, wigger friend takes boomers side just because it isnt mine. What a petty faggot. I forgot what he holds a grudge against me over. Does he even realize he acts like this? I ask because sometimes he plays nice and seems to forget the hatred he holds towards me at other times. He "found" the blender blade I lost and tells me it was in my other roommates cupboard. No answer for why he was looking in there so he probably took it and planted it but fuck it, at least I got it back. Maybe I would have found it sooner if I searched their cupboards while they weren't home but that would have been a breach of privacy and I don't like the idea of doing anything immoral.
Anyway I put on some Tom Scott real world interesting shit (did you know dievershitty fucked up an american musical road twice? The gay niggers mistranslated english into faggotese and carved grooves into the ground while fucking up the distance between each groove, fucking up the notes) and he calls Tom Scott a twat just for looking like Tom Scott. What a smug dismissive cunt. Who invited this clown? I don't care about some boomer's opinion on my career or my hobbies. I hand the remote to Wigger and ask if he's heard any good music lately, he puts on actual good metal (why does he listen to gangster trap mumble rap crap if he also likes real guitar music? Could be the aesthetics that paint being a violent failure with nothing to lose in a positive light, could be a desire to larp as someone less white and privileged and obsessed with copaganda) and we enjoy some music while the smug old boomer shits on his musical taste. Hilariously, angry guy hates it when his tastes are insulted by a smug old boomer. Hoo boy, he got pissed.
Honestly I feel bad for the old fart, who's insecure enough to front around kids? We're basically kids to him. No friends and family, no strong desire to go out and meet new people, his loneliness compelled him to insert himself into conversations with people a third of his age just so he can shit talk whatever the youth enjoys for not being Buzzfeed-tier MTV top ten Prince songs or whatever the fuck he usually watches. He's a normie. A consoomer drone normie desperate to reassure himself of his imagined superiority despite how this makes him come across to others. These days it's easy to look online and see a million smug normie morons who think affecting an authoritative tone and smirking down on others makes them seem more intelligent. He's a normie with nothing interesting to say and none of the deep insight he thinks he has. Maybe if I was ten years younger I'd tell you I hate the guy. Instead I exercised thinking "I'm glad I'm not elderly".

Goddamn, my old pony fanfic writing was embarassing. How did I ever produce this crap? Silver Star Apple is such an unpleasant person to be around, just like all the smug cunts real and fictional who inspired his "before" characterization. After character growth, his characterization would be inspired by real cool characters. It's retarded for Silver to put on a Canterlot accent and persona to fit in with snooty rich retards when he was raised by farmers and made his fortune making his own deals and his own products. Why would someone like this feel any urge to fit in? He should be speaking in western LOUDER when around snooty canterlot types just to rub it in their faces that the hard working cowboy is also smarter and richer than them. That would have suited his old personality better, where the twat sees everything as a competition due to his own insecurities. I should not have allowed obnoxious trends and what the fandom's tastes at the time seemed to trend towards and my own complete lack of writing experience to ruin this character. Silver's an obnoxious retard with a stick up his ass lodged in there so deep it would make gay buttsex impossible. Not that he would ever engage in sex because even gays probably hate this guy. Probably. I mean gays are still people they just crave cock and people are varied if they aren't normies. If I was homosexual but I didn't fit into the mold of what homosexual culture wants homosexuals to be I'd stay far away from gay culture. Like a guy who uses weed recreationally staying away from those who make it their lifestyle, aesthetic, and personality replacement. I'm glad my new Silver isn't gay. He even has a cooler name. Sunrise Stardust. Silver Star Apple worked as a pun name. Born Star Apple, he calls himself "Silver Star" in Canterlot to fit in while quietly rubbing the obvious in their faces. He thinks the Silver Stars of Sherrifs, they think of the night sky and precious metals. It was a good pun. But Sunny's name is better. Cooler. More unique, too. There are a million Silvers. But only one Sunrise Stardust.
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No.5879
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>It's great that DMC is reaching a wider audience
I've kinda learned to get worried whenever that happens to a franchise I enjoy. The staff no longer has to satisfy their niche audience; which often times means that the product will devolve into something vastly different, at the very least.

>but isn't this repeat of the "rickroll" meme just an excuse to show someone much of or even most of a porn animation before the cutaway?
I can see the author being secretly a hentai fag. Then again, it's a bit subjective to say it's "most" of the animation.
>Doesn't seem like much of a bait and switch if the bait is something pornographic that would be hard if not impossible to put on youtube.
I actually got it from yt, but I agree it may not last that long.

That said, am sure you are aware this is mostly done by, or for the appeal of a demographic that absolutely despises hanime.

I really don't think it's worse than western media when it comes to its degeneracy. The fact that even the WEF tried to encroach on it, is relevant to this. Which is further proof that going mainstream didn't help either.

I do love nip animation/drawing-styles when it comes to aesthetics. But I don't really consoom much of it.
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No.5881
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>>5879
>mostly done by, or for the appeal of a demographic that absolutely despises hanime.
Okay, I've spoken too soon, holy shit. So, it's rather, that anime has become so mainstream, that by talking about porn, you are defaulting to hentai. Which obviously also applies to anti-porn.
Anonymous
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No.5882
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>>5881
Which is to say, you may be right, OP.
Anonymous
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No.5885
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I've considered making a writing thread specifically about the writing project I've been working on. But I wouldn't want it cluttered up with "You're that british guy! Shut the fuck up!".
Anonymous
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No.5889
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Even if aliens and mermaids are real, libtards are raping children now, so conspiracy theorists need to shut the fuck up about aliens and magic and focus on the important facts instead of speculating on what the kidfuckers "might" be hiding from us. We know enough about what they are hiding from us already to know that the leftist pedos deserve worse than anything they have ever done to innocent people. If a good man takes over to kill communism and end globalism he can declassify literally all shit ever. He can open Area 51 up to the public. He can let people know who killed JFK. And he can save kids, which is more important than any drunk with sleep paralysis demons who got roofied and buttraped at las vegas and woodstock and roswell only to stumble away thinking aliens did it. Flat earth is a gay marxist psyop that exists to make places where flat earther talk is permitted look distasteful. Same with aquatic ape theory. The government might be raping aliens in area 51. Or it might be epstein island 2. Nobody will know until the world's problems are fixed.
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No.5891
5892
I used to think if I ever got a girlfriend I'd constantly tell the internet how grateful I am and what we did today. Obviously I'm grateful but I don't want to tell strangers how often we've fucked or how we fuck. That feels wrong. That's private. I even feel reluctant to tell people about our dates. This is my love. And hers. I'm not the kind of person who will liveblog a relationship. I don't want to be that kind of person. I'm not a popstar. I'm not Taylor Swift. She isn't Taylor Swift. She's not content. She's a person. She makes me want to write about amazing women who are almost as amazing as her. I finally found it. I finally found her. Best girl.
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No.5892
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>>5889
I remember asking "red-pill philosophy" once.
<why should I care whether the earth is round or flat?
The general reception was kinda hilarious; as he sort of admitted that he never asked himself that question before.
>>5885
I am interested, but I share the same concern.
>>5891
And you doing the right thing fella. Glad you made it.
Anonymous
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No.5896
I used to fucking despise The Legend Of Spyro.
Why buy the Spyro franchise and spend all that money on expensive voice actors like ELIJAH FUCKING WOOD if you're going to half-ass it?
That's what I used to think.
But now... I think they didn't half ass it. I think this really is exactly what they wanted to make. Sure, it feels paint by numbers, assembled on a tight deadline out of ideas that were already done to death years ago. Sure, games released after, near, and before its release blow it out of the water. But I think there's a level of passion here I can respect, even though all I ever see when I look at this is the missed potential.
Crash Bandicoot started life as a platformer with simple 1-hit-kill combat. Then there were PS2 games with combat. You've got basic attacks and heavy attacks for breaking enemy blocks.
TLOS 1 and 2 have inferior combat because there is less complexity. Maybe I'm playing wrong but it seems the only block breakers are the elemental breaths that trivialize combat until the green meter runs out. Imagine if changing your equipped elemental breath also change what your attack buttons do in a way that matters. Basic attacks on Fire, slow strong attacks on Earth, swift weak attacks on Lightning mainly used for stunning foes, and for Ice, AOE and multi-hitting committal attacks. Could also change that elemental explosion button (why spend a whole button on such a simple thing?) so Earth gives you armour that makes you invulnerable and makes your attacks unblockable until the meter runs out, Lightning makes you faster and stronger and unblockable until the meter runs out, and Ice conjures ice swords or swirling storms around you until the meter runs out. Devil Trigger, big explosion, Summoned Swords, and invincibility mode. Better yet, let players hold the DT button to access new moves in their arsenal, or doubletap/doubletap and hold the second time to decide how much of that Super Meter they want to spend, and on what. DMC3 Dante's explosion is cool because you can build it up while attacking, TLOS Spyro's fire explosion is lame because you float up in slow motion to do it. Just slapping slow motion onto your game won't make it cool. What was the point of adding a bullet time button to a game that makes no effort to give Spyro any guns or anything sufficiently gun-like?
Anonymous
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No.5899
Fire Emblem's design restricts the gameplay identity of its characters. Characters can only be "Glass cannon, good enough meat shield, overpowered guy who can do both offense and defense, healer, your one dancer, barely passable filler, or worthless benchwarming filler trash."
No wonder Wargroove mixed so much of Advance Wars's DNA into their game. Tactical decisions made with funds and disposable units and military objectives are more tactical than "me send big smasher god waifu in to fuck everyone up and if she dies I reset".
But something makes the Dancers and Healers special in Fire Emblem. They can succeed without needing great damage or great defense. They have a use outside of combat in a game hyperfocused on combat. The series needs more classes who have gameplay utility outside of direct combat, like a Necromancer who creates disposable units who cannot gain EXP(forcing the player to choose between using disposable units who don't grow and your characters who can grow and have names and faces), and an Earth Mage who creates breakable barriers to protect your units/trap enemy units and isolate them from their friends/etc.
Anonymous
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No.5900
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Got bored and felt like fixing these stupid whiny narcissistic mom comics and then got bored so that's all I'm doing
Anonymous
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No.5901
>>5900
Christ's sake Anon...
Anonymous
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No.5902
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Never going there again. Not to that retarded overpriced scam restaurant. It was noisy and cramped and despite booking in advance with my girl the food took fucking forever to arrive as if they were completely unprepared for the possibility of customers. I ordered medium rare steak and they gave me charcoal without fluids, splattered in foul blackness. My girl laughed at my steak, asking if that's medium rare enough for me. I was polite about the charcoal when complaining to the waitress, it's not her fault, these things happen. When I ask, did the cook fall asleep cooking this for too long, I made two women laugh at once. Hell yeah. Comedy genius. She leaves with the bad steak to get a new one. I have had well done steak before, and I have accidentally burned a steak myself once past medium rare, but that steak was fucking charcoal burned too fast and too hot. Put a chunk in your mouth and you taste something vile, charred, crunchy and chewy in all the wrong ways. That's the taste of meat too burned for your gut to agree with it. Don't force it down your throat or it'll get revenge on the way out like mexican food. My girl eventually got her meal, just some small appetizer and it looked great. She chose it, I offered to buy something bigger for her but she didn't want to break the bank. She's really sweet.
They eventually got around to giving me the steak I had already paid for, and this second steak was... still burned chewy charcoal just like the last one only wetter. Juices don't ooze out of it when you cut it but at least it's less crusty and flaky on the outside. Who fucks up a steak twice in a row? Medium rare means there's still pink inside damn it! I was still polite. The waitress takes the burned steak back and gave me a free dessert, except it wasn't really free because they charged me for one steak dinner anyway which is more expensive than the dessert. Well they certainly can't do steak but the dessert was nice, one nigger can't cook steak but you would need the concentrated idiocy of multiple niggers to fuck up putting a warm brownie and scoop of cold ice cream on a plate. I will never go there again. I could cook better at home. So coulf she. They didn't scam much money from me but fuck them anyway. If I was my retarded father I would have whined the whole time to my wife and seethed and whined and seethed and wined until she got so sick of hearing him speak, she started making talking noises without saying anything just so she could have a break from the sound of his voice, knowing that if she asked him to shut up about it he would pout silently waiting for a chance to start bitching about it again. But I am not my dad. My girl and I laughed at the shit service and shit food. We can enjoy anything. We sat next to each other. We kissed a few times. I kept feeling like someone was going to come over and tell us to stop. In the books I read about characters in relationships there were often these maudlin scenes where racist stereotypes of whites call a relationship disgusting. I didn't expect that and that did not happen. I expected some karen to say this is a no kissing zone. We had a good time even though the place was a noisy shithole full of suck and fail. I enjoyed being with her. I love when she talks about things she is passionate about. The excitement in her eyes... I can't describe it but it's like a moth and I like that fire in her eyes.

I also finished my game today. Open world, multiple starting points, difficulty selection, rebalanced level system and removal of EVs and IVs, HD Widescreen, it's got everything. Final release, out now. I should probably add Following Pokemon and 12 regional variants and raid dungeons and ZUD shit, but Z moves and Dynamax are broken unbalanced retarded things just like Terra Crystalize will probably be. I might add Following Pokemon to my next fakemon game. Or... a human character who fills this role by being your companion character. Your Clank, your Midna, you know the deal. Someone important to the story just like your obligatory Vergil style rival to fight three or more times. The protag doesn't talk much so she does the emoting.
Anonymous
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No.5903
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>>5902
>but that steak was fucking charcoal burned too fast and too hot. Put a chunk in your mouth and you taste something vile
I think you can even get cancer from that; important risk factor at least.
>Don't force it down your throat or it'll get revenge on the way out like mexican food
Heh, nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-STdPvEbaw
Anonymous
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No.5904
5906
>love smug anime girls
>hate smug libtards
I'm not sure why I like smug anime girls.
Is it because smug anime girls tend to be magical, or geniuses, or the world's greatest warriors, or something like that? Either their self confidence isn't baseless, and once the hero earns their respect it is given rightfully, or their self confidence is baseless and it gets shattered for comedy's sake. There's a natural arc there, where he grows and earns her respect or she grows to respect him anywway. There's also something fun about smugness that lets you enjoy seeing the downfall of smug characters, even in the little moments. How much fun would the pain of Loony Toons characters be if they didn't bring much of it on themselves? Most of DBZ's comedy moments, besides poop on sticks and fart jokes, are reruns of this joke where an underestimated character gets laughed at by smug people only to stun everyone with his amazing insert something here.
Plus I had a crush on this girl I knew when I was young. We were the same age. A drunk driver killed her so I didn't know her for long. I cried and mourned for a long time when I found out, and cunts called me mopey because abused kids under the control of pedoboomer parents aren't allowed to feel in general, let alone not feel up to stuff like going out and pretending they're fine, when the pedoboomers say so. She was like a smug anime girl in human form. I miss her playful teasing, I miss the jokes, and I respected how she always knew not to go too far. If she could tell I wasn't in the mood she'd stop and ask me if I was alright. She really cared about me. Sometimes I wonder what would have been. But she's been dead for a long time. Maybe she would have grown up to be someone completely different. It's fucked up how the kidfucking pussy liberals deserve to be beaten to death, but that isn't being done to them en masse. They want gun rights gone because they were told to fear guns, but they're fine with retards and old farts driving, and they'd oppose a zero-tolerance "drink and drive? 200 years in prison, you deserve worse" policy. They're fine with fuel-inefficient sports cars that can drive 300+ miles an hour in a school zone but can't brake in time to avoid hitting kids. They're fine with speed traps and epsteins because they're not really people, they're broken robots in human skinsuits and I doubt InfoCamps where these things get strapped to chairs and forced to watch redpilling content could cure them of their inhumanity.

I know why I hate libtards, smug or otherwise. Obviously they're evil and crazy and they need to be stopped. Whatever happens to them, they've done worse to innocents and they'll keep doing it until they're stopped.
As for why they're unpleasant, aside from all the evil shit they have done and will do... They're so unjustifiably smug.
They're fucking morons going with the herd of fucking morons. Their worst weaknesses as sub-standard people are preyed upon to make them join the worst cult of evil on this planet. Their heads are filled with antiwhite propaganda they're too stupid to spot the holes in on their own, and they're too egotistical to listen to their betters and too stupid to understand when their betters talk. Even if you don't believe in eugenics or support it, they are the world's greatest argument for it, and while they might claim to hate eugenics(because they were told to, of course, and because they know a fair system would help their superiors outearn them and outshine them, and eugenics would ensure their superiors would outbreed them too), they support dysgenics wholeheartedly, and if politicians started making death camps for whites they would be the first to kill or report or turn in their white neighbours or die trying. They're Untermensch at their worst. They are bad people and they want mass graves for the "bad people", a term which here means "Whatever the libtards decided they hate this week". Liberals don't have the right to be smug about their "moral superiority" because they rape kids by keeping kidfuckers in power. It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins. There are people out there who don't understand politics at all and as long as they don't vote, they're better than the leftists and far smarter too, because they have the intellect to tell when they don't know enough about a subject to feel entitled to force their views and way of life and lop-sided hate-crime-style bullshit laws onto others but not themselves. They'll pay top dollar to live among whites while flooding other areas with sewage. They are worth less than the average person morally and physically usually economically, too. They are inferior by any quantifiable scientifically valid metric under the sun, and they want to make that your problem and mine. One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now. It's as if rabid piranhas fucked chihuahuas and we're forced at gunpoint to pretend their mutant offspring are people. Their capacity for self delusion is almost as endless as their urge to bark at and hurt beings who would be far more dangerous than them if society wasn't holding some back more than others. They think they're the only smart people alive and only smart people should live and prosper, but only because their definition of smart is "Serves the cult of power". Fuck.
Anonymous
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No.5906
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>>5904
>One second they're cheering on the idea of death camps for the stupid, because they're fantasizing about stupid fictional conservatives being shot by Communists. The next second they're calling for the ruination of someone's life and working towards it in a mob (and the powers in charge is doing nothing about it because modern laws aren't meant to protect everyone equally) because somebody said something negative about all stupid people, and "ableism is wrong" is something the NPC thinks it believes right now.
>It's hard to laugh at the left seething again this week over some tiny win when this win won't stop or slow down the kidfucking left in any way that matters. I understand the need to celebrate the small victories but I wish there were more big wins.
This. Fren.
Anonymous
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>>5906
It's fucked up. Whether people are willing to leave the worst examples of humanity alone or not, they aren't willing to leave us alone. They want to pervert society's ways of separating winners from losers and rig society's ways of determining who wins in their favor. They don't care who they hurt, as long as they get to hurt their betters out of spite.
Anonymous
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No.5908
>>5907
We might not be willing to hold their inferiority against them. But they're willing to hold our natural supremacy against us, hate us, persecute us for being better, hold us down so we don't prosper as much as we should, rewrite definitions and doublethink and pilpul, they'll never stop. They enjoy being evil too much to question if it is a good idea to be evil. They enjoy lying too much to figure out convincing lies beforehand. They love trying to turn disabled people against the conservatives because those too sheltered to know better will happily serve evil, even though people who rely on the prosperity and generosity of others for their daily bread should want a healthy thriving economy more than anyone. The globalists want smart people brainwashed into obsessing over useless consoomer media trivia because most media is full of libtard brainwashing. How many of the nerds mathematically calculating the diameter of craters to powerscale the destructive potential of Shrek's farts and figure out whether he could kick Goku's ass or not would have been doctors in another life? They obsess over trivia details like "That time the U-Foes fought Hulk and reality broke because a pissed off Hulk was literally harder to push away than reality itself" for the satisfaction of winning arguments over whether Thor could kick Batman's ass. It doesn't matter. These aren't "modern day mythological deities meant to inspire us" as the Junko Pop collectors say, these are barely a step above cereal mascots. When Multiversus had Cartoon Network trash like Steven Universe fighting ancient cartoon characters older than most people alive like Bugs Bunny, and Morty from "adult" cartoon Rick and Morty, the live action only Arya Stark and Black Sports Guy stuck out far more than Superman and his SuperFriends. These media products can crossover with anything. Superman can crossover with Bugs Bunny. Batman can crossover with the Faze Clan. Hulk can shill Hostess Cakes, whatever the fuck those are. There are people alive with tattoos of Hulk and Batman and Pokeballs and Rick and Morty and those stupid fucking reddit and discord mascots. They were demoralized. They were subverted. In another life these people would obsess over constructive things with this intensity. I respect the need for fantasy but why do so many autopilot through life waiting to get back to their fantasies? I respect art but there is more to life than escapism. At least, there is right now. The bad guys want to destroy the real world and control our escapism. They will outlaw fun not permitted by the state. It will be worse than any fictional right wing dystopia ever invented by Hollywood to demonize whites who only ever wanted a home where they are free to be themselves without parasitic pedo demons trying to rape our children and grind our souls away. I would be arrested for saying I would be willing to save white lives.
Anonymous
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No.5910
5911
I wish more writing discussion happened in the writing discussion thread.

Someone will probably blame me for that, if he thinks his habit of snapping at me for talking anywhere I talk no matter what I say (even though there is a place for this to be taken so it derails threads less and harshes the vibe of threads less) never makes others think twice about posting anything for fear of being hated forever by the perpetually seething. If our questions go unanswered we should wait for them to be answered instead of asking new ones, no matter how long this takes and what new things come up, right? Otherwise unanswered questions and failed attempt to inject activity into a topic pile up and the thread looks even more dead. I don't get it. I don't get how these people don't see how trying to micromanage posters and dominate this site and enforce control over this place hurts the free atmosphere. People are afraid to make new threads and post in existing ones for fear of getting yelled at and permanently upsetting someone who never posts in the self improvement thread detailing their daily successes and personal growth. I wish I could fix this on my own and inject positive activity into that thread but I don't have a circlejerk personal army following me around like Myrtle's friends in Lilo and Stitch loudly agreeing with their ringleader in unison when prompted. If I did have friends like that what could they say about writing, anyway? But that's not the real issue. I wish that writing thread was a place without the usual rage. A place where egos are left at the door and grudges are postponed and writing is discussed.

I can't go to a normal writing site and ask "How do I right right wing propaganda well", can I?

Guess why.

It's because normal sites are pozzed as fuck!

Conquered and subverted by leftists.

If I asked for normal writing advice I would get libtard shit. One friend I had for fucking years and hid his evil well outed himself as a libtard communist when I showed him my dogshit fallout equestria fic and asked for writing advice, because his response was "Whoever wrote this was confused about who is in charge. The big strong animals should better reflect the evil whites ruling the world with their christianity and democracy and the heroes should be communist revolutionary vegans with pipe bombs killing old white racists until society improves".

Fucking hell. This fucking guy. He recommended a writing discord and it turned out to be full of marxists roleplaying glomping each other, circlejerking over themselves and their in crowd while spitting at everyone not in enough layers of their in crowd. The focus of the discord wasn't writing, it was the in crowd. So many faggots were permanently walking on eggshells on tiptoes trying to avoid upsetting the in crowd. I called everyone a faggot and left. Fuck that discord. Then someone friend requested me, I said yes, he copypasted a wall of text then blocked and unfriended me. This faggot wrote a whiny rant full of shame flinging abuser talk and expected me to read all this shit instead of deleting it.

Can't write a story that seeks to say something and be more than another by the numbers piece of algorithmically generated content without people attacking the message and telling you to change it instead of trying to help you write the story you want to write and make it the best it can be. Already got banned from two writing sites just for asking for writing advice and not obeying when ordered to rewrite my story and its goal into being leftist propaganda. That's the problem with those miniature tyrants, they don't talk to you, they talk at you, talk down to you like they think they are all powerful important people whose opinion and feelings matter immensely. Well they have many problems but fuck that problem too.

Writing as a whole, media creation, it's full of leftists telling everyone else how it should be done. Reading books and guides and blogs and watching youtube videos for hours... filtering out the good advice from the woke libshit is genuinely exhausting after a while. I wish there was a site dedicated specifically to writing right wing books. But it would probably be full of leftist trolls, depressed demoralizers out to make their misery everyone else's problem, or elderly conservative boomers. I don't know where to go if I want advice on writing better stories with libertarian themes, because libertarian forums are full of pozzed libtards and office-politics ingroupism too. This site's a fucking party compared to those places. What is it about big forums that promotes this mentality? Do post histories and inflating post counts under everyones usernames fuck with peoples heads? Is it letting women into your forum that creates the ego problem? Or is it something to do with how terminally online people with nothing to be proud of IRL desperately need a place where they can engage in escapist fantasies and pretend to be important smart people at everyone else's expense? I just don't fucking get humans. I want to focus on writing. So why do so many writing sites end up about feelings and reputations and roleplaying and egos and office politics and in group out group circlejerkery instead of talking about writing?
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>>5910
For the record this site's writing thread isn't pozzed, I just wish it was more active. Every time I look into a new writing forum it turns out to be pozzed. Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product. People certainly don't hesitate to tell others what they think about finished products.
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No.5969
>The father represents any parent, or institution, or religion, or government that wants to prevent you (or me) from coming into our own and expressing who we truly are. This covers the gamut, from corporations not wanting employees to think outside the box, to a society that still isn’t entirely okay with gay marriage. They (the father figure) thinks they know best. They say they have your best interests at heart and they will protect you. But they are just fearful of what will happen when people are living their best lives.

>–Michael Dante Dimartino

What a faggot. No wonder LOK tried so hard to demonize ATLA's heroes once they became parents.
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No.5970
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>>>/mlpol/350820 →
It does seem to me like some writers are a bit too afraid of writing Sues. So much so that they end up writing almost purposefully boring characters.
See Takemichi for reference, holy shit.
>>>/mlpol/350804 →
Picrel is great. There's obviously plenty of space for characters written to be relatable; but not every character needs to be restrained by this.

Sorry for the delay. There've been some storms lately. Power outages and fried ethernet cables left and right.
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>>5970
Glad everyone's back.

It's surprising how many Fire Emblem characters are just filler with no story importance. Just one or two memorable character traits and a gameplay function. Guess it's a consequence of the "protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive. Unless they are needed alive later, then they just get wounded and become unplayable forever" system. That FE knockoffs "characters who die get injured and are playable the next chapter but nerfed due to injury" system was better, encouraged playing through your deaths instead of resetting every time a waifu dies. If I was making a FE game I would need to invent a shitton of quirky memorable one note filler characters to show up and become playable to replace anyone the player allowed to die last chapter(and write unlockable optional conversation cutscenes for damn near every possible combination of characters, including scenes where the characters marry and have time travelling kids affected by the stats of their parents, exponentially increasing the work needed to get this shit done), or rework FE's fundamental systems to negate permadeath and make a smaller core cast of characters matter greatly to the plot which will piss off FE purists. I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right? All that shocking death certainly didn't hurt Attack on Titan and Walking Dead and Game Of Thrones's mass appeal.
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>>5971
>"protagonist deaths cause a game over but unimportant characters who die in battle stay dead and the game goes on without them alive."
Kind of reminds me of the NPC's in Hollow Realisation.
>I guess a constantly rotating stable of characters who get introduced and die and get replaced keeps the audience on their toes and is good for shock value, right?
I think I read something about AoT's Author saying he was planning to kill-off Levi too. But his assistant told him there was no reason, as far as the plot concerned, for Levi to die. So that was kind of the only reason he didn't went through with another shocking death.

I still don't think AoT was a meat grinder, with a rotating cast of characters in place of meat. At least not to the same level as TWD. Not familiar to game of thrones tho.
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>>5972
I don't watch much tv so AOT is the meat grinderiest thing I've seen. I haven't seen walking dead or GOT.
I was considering a moment like the Star Wars Cantina except instead of being forced to hire Han and Chewbacca the protag can hire all sorts of wacky characters for a price. On one hoof this means I will put effort into some characters the average "one and done" player may never pick. And I should make sure it's not possible for bad players to screw themselves over and softlock themselves by making a garbage team. That could take a while. On the other hoof characters introducing themselves at once on one menu or map might cause them to blur together, people might overlook the less interesting characters if everyone introduces themselves at once and then asks "Want me on your side?". On the other other hoof it adds replay value if they add different people to their party each time. There can be a New Game Plus mode where you get more starting cash with each subsequent playthrough. Plus extra characters can be unlocked on subsequent playthroughs as rewards for completing certain achievements. Perhaps upgrades for the trash characters can be purchased if the player doesn't want to hire any powerhouses. Just in case people pick the worst team possible or replay the game 8 times and start complaining about how easy the game is I should add an adaptive difficulty system where the game takes it easy on you if you suck and gets harder for hardcore players.
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>>5973
Those are great ideas actually. Would love to see something like that in YS.
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Remember when normies who love Mr Rogers Neighbourhood and Sesame Street bashed bronies for liking popular thing? That was fucking gay. Twats with Cartoon and MCU and Videogame tattoos have no business calling other shows homosexual. Wanting to cum inside Rainbow Dash is the straightest thing possible besides wanting to cum inside Twilight Sparkle.
>>5974
What's YS?
Also I'm thinking of setting each class's max level to 10 and making promotes mandatory and automatic upon reaching lv10, setting every character's growths to 100% or 0% depending on the char and stat (200% for the main stat) and lowering their stat caps. If characters with faces and names can only be certain classes that greatly reduces the workload spriting and animating these characters. But the hero might get a custom class that goes up to lv30 without promoting. Getting your buff from some ingame lore thing's cooler than using the fire emblem equivalent of a Thunder Stone, but unlike Roy the buff will be substantial and it won't come too late in the game.
Characters should grow consistently between playthroughs and hit max level and max stats before they become invincible gods that oneshot everything due to grinding. The imprecision of relying on RNG offends me spiritually. Gambling is against my religion. Probably. Anyway, characters should grow consistently with each level up so the developers know what characters the player is likely to use and how strong they would be if used as intended. RNG shouldn't screw the player and force them to use other units if RNG makes their levelup rewards too shit. Stat growths are such a dumb idea, I'm surprised Pokemon doesn't do it and force every hackless competitive trainer to RNG manipulate or save-scum per levelup to see any benefit out of the levelup where it counts.
There will also be a "0% growths mode" if possible in this engine because some people love it. Though introducing a ton of recruitables at the start might fuck with how FE normally delivers a steady stream of progressively stronger units over time.

If enemies could level up by killing your units, resulting in an inflated EXP gain when killing those units, inflating that EXP gain further (perhaps they also gain a cash bounty for the kill, to be taken by the player when that enemy unit is killed?) could provide a form of adaptive difficulty adjustment to offset how losing too many valuable units could screw you over and softlock you.
If the player fucks up and makes things objectively unwinnable by getting all his units killed except the protag this could trigger a joke character into showing up out of nowhere to single-handedly win the game for you and give you a joke ending for your troubles. Perhaps a parody of the "Logbook Avatar" thing you can do where you can grind your protag Avatar into being OP on easy mode, register him in the logbook, start a new save on the hardest difficulty, grind for gold using pay2win DLC to make grinding faster and easier, and buy that Logbook Avatar for 999999 gold to solo the game for you.
Or the hero could gain EXP or a buff to his signature weapon each time one of his friends dies due to magic sword shit, despite verbally expressing how much he hates this and canonically isn't getting his guys killed on purpose.
Then again what story would it create if players feel tempted to make my protagonist be a cunt who gets his friends killed for comedy and lower tactician ranks and bigger numbers?
Perhaps if too many of your units die, it should screw you out of the good ending, make characters call you a dense faggot, lock away bonus chapters where optional party members can be recruited, make optional mercenaries raise their asking price due to hearing rumors of a bloodthirsty retarded leader getting his units killed for sport and not wanting to die for him at dirt cheap rates "just in case" (a few recruitables might even tell you to fuck off and promise not even all the gold on the planet could make them willing to die for a leader like you), maybe even cause some units or your whole army to abandon you on the spot and trigger a game over.

I like the idea of a difficulty modifier with permadeath on, one with permadeath off, one mode where "If anyone dies, it's game over" to subtly speed up the process of playing permadeath with resets on so you can feel like you "beat the game without deaths" without thinking about how much save scumming it took, and a "characters killed will be playable next chapter but with an injury, a stat penalty that goes away over time and goes away faster if they are benched" mode. Perhaps each character besides the mandatory protag you can't bench should get a Stamina Meter that goes down when used, depletes their stats when low, and restores when benched for a map or two? That could help force the player to rotate his cast of characters in and out and get every character made redundant by others to still see action now and then, getting EXP those obsessed with making gods out of their units and removing the strategy from the strategy game would normally hoard for a select few characters.
This would be on top of the buff enemies get on any difficulty besides Normal. Or the easy mode buff.
Normal, Hard, Lunatic, and... The hardest mode must be a DMC Dante Must Die reference, because Lunatic+ and Lunatic++ are gay names. But what to call these modes? Dorcas Must Die? Marth Must be Murdered? Peri must Perish? Ike Must Die-ke? Chrom Must be Killed? Corrin Must Crap Himself When Dying? Roy Must RIP? Lyn Must Lose? Gharnef Is Gharna Die? I'll think of something.
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>>5977
>What's YS?
Somewhat obscure franchise that I've been shilling. Only played the last two entries tho. see >>5866
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Quotes echo loudly in empty heads, and spill from their mouths like vomit.
Just like soundbites.
Talked to an anti-gun retard today. Felt like conversing with a robot too bugged to notice when I've got enough points for it to change an aspect of its worldview. Like it was a chatbot programmed to loop to an earlier point in the conversation or jump to a random talking point if it didn't know what to say, or recognized that "I don't know" or "sorry" would be the correct thing to say.

>>5978
Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks? I think I saw youtube footage of that game. I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it. Finally had some time to myself and went at it. God, I miss that series. I miss those little touches like the monkeys scripted to do weird shit and the way the toys and ben 10 watch costumes are themed around toys and costumes kids might wear. Will there ever be a spiritual successor? Where's the Wargroove of Ape Escape?
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>>5979
>Is it that game where you fire magic rifles at magic tanks?
Huh? I don't think so.
>I played Ape Escape 1 for the first time recently and beat it.
Riot Control Blm Edition, such a classic.
>I'll play Lacrimosa soon.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did fren.
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What was the name of the WW2 themed turn based tactics game with anime girls and rifles? I remember it having a "beach episode" moment. Was it named something french?
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>>5980
I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
My original goal with Pokemon Pink was to make a game in under a week, but after I got it working in a week I got distracted adding extraneous new shit with no original region to make a journey, a story, an adventure out of the scattered foes to fight for their pokemon in a glorified dev room. Now that Rapid Red has successfully made a modernized open world reimagining of Kanto, injecting it with fresh new content like the SS Anne Tournament and the unofficial Ghost Gym in Lavender(you can even battle the Cerulean Cave guy at any time to get him out of your way if you want legendaries on your team before you take on the Elite Four, they may come in handy for the powerful Weather Teams of the Elite Four and their blatantly cheating Champion), I think it's time I tried that one week challenge again. Time to try making something that has taken other developers years. Even if the result is unplayable barely finished trash, this experiment and what I learn from it should make me a better game developer.
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Day 1. Everything is plotted, character art is in progress.
300ish existing pokemon were chosen to be scattered throughout this region. All the extra pokemon can be found in a Dream World unlocked after you beat the elite four and champ, and in the scuffed open world kanto from my previous game. Access to Kanto is unlocked in the postgame.
HM items work and can be given to protagonist in the same order every time when the 8 gyms are beaten. Art assets for items are complete.
The 8 gyms can be challenged in any order and will scale in difficulty. Placeholder graphics implemented for them, the champ, and the elite four. Will draw them properly later.
Easy Automatic, Normal, and Pikachu Must Perish difficulty modes are enabled.
Some routes exist, basic for now.
Starter pokemon selection works.
Start with one eevee, one canon pokemon starter, and one fakemon starter.
All matches are 3v3 now. Even wild pokemon encounters. God I miss Dragon Quest Monsters Joker. If only pokemon had autobattle mode. Might as well considering how easy canon games are. Could sleepwalk through the whole game with your pokemon set to Show No Mercy and never make a single move manually. If I ever make a pokemon styled game I have to add that Tactics feature.
Optional 2v1 and 3v1 difficulty modifiers are there for the masochists who want to make youtube content. Make all the mons gang up on yours. Is it even possible to beat the game like this?
Team Evil is a generic force for badness played for laughs because I want to save the evil Team SJW for a region I will spend more than a week making. There will be a funny scene where the villain tries summoning a legendary and it just fucking kills him and then fucks off. How gloriously anticlimactic.
Level scaling code activated. Following Pokemon activated.
Can battle optional trainers via pokephone anywhere. These optional bossfights might kick some peoples asses.
Key item for changing pokemon moves abilities natures and nicknames added
A continent and an island. That is the region. Name set in stone. To be revealed later.
HM items chosen to ensure if you start on that island you can get to the mainland via HM to prevent softlock even if you dont want to talk to the boat man.
HMs are now reuseable TMs, Flash and Strength and Rock Smash are all strong attacks like Surf now.
Rival Guy is a fucking twat. The edgy rival everyone knows and loves. Stereotypical cunt. Pops up out of the blue to fight you then fucks off. Dominated by his own inferiority. His front fools nobody. Will he ever grow out of it? Undecided. Perhaps if you kick his ass in each fight he changes his ways and if he beats you more times than you beat him he remains a cunt. Perhaps his mental state depends on whether you remain polite or call him a faggot at every opportunity.
Rival Girl can pop up out of nowhere and fight you or accompany you on your journey like a Fallout New Vegas companion. You choose after the first time you fight her.
Starting area is barebones for now. Will add more tomorrow. Plan to add teacher NPC who can infodump at you on demand and give tutorials. All optional.
System is in place where upon starting game you can start in any town. Start in recommended town and you wake up with your eevee farmer mom or select another place to live with your dad. Start with mom and dad lives wherever fits him best. Why are they divorced? Dunno lol.

Made a town where you choose a side to conquer the town for when overthrowing the villain in charge. A variable used when entering via Saffron style checkpoint doors sends you to version 0 controlled by the enemy, or v1 if the goodies are in charge, or v2 if evil reigns. Considered letting your choice change the gym leader you fight for the badge and it really wouldnt take much time but fuck it, minimalism time. I only have seven days and I'm not spending all my time on this project alone or sacrificing IRL hobbies and responsibilities to get shit done. The gym leader is the villain in charge. The side you win things for changes the town's look and what NPCs living there have to say.
Not bad progress for an hour or two of day 1.

One idea tempts me with its siren call: A town you take over after overthrowing the villain in charge. Now you get to spend money cleaning up and upgrading the town, you can fight random trainers in your own gym, you can convince named NPCs all over the world to move here, gym leaders from other regions might fight you at your gym and then offer to move into your town so you can fight them again, you can invest into local businesses to upgrade them, help cover part of the cost of getting new houses and places of business and apartment buildings made, you can even talk to characters in your town and see how they are doing.
I could make multiple versions of this town and a variable would be read when entering and exiting to see which variant to send you to, on top of all the buildings where the doors send you to different interiors when purchased and upgraded depending on upgrade status or are locked if the business was not purchased yet. You could choose a theme for your natural park, fly to Kanto by buying an airport for your town, visit random temporary guests in the hotel, visit a museum and fill it with cool shit like fossils and key items and pictures, decorate your mansion however you see fit and set up warp tiles to the multiple Secret Bases you can make all over the world and back, walk around your mansion garden and park with all six of your pokemon at once, bake EXP Cupcakes at the bakery, buy all sorts of useful crap at the farmers market including berries, watch pokemon matches on the PC at the library and face optional superbosses in a digital smogon themed world where some foes will force smogon gimmicks and tier restrictions onto you, fuck, I could make a whole game out of this alone. Setting NPCs up to buy your farmed berries would be easy. Pokemon: Stardew Valley Animal Crossing Island Edition. Maybe some day.
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>>5985
>I was thinking of Valkyria Chronicles.
Oh, I see. I dunno why I was thinking about the moe-reich thingy.
Also, was "CBT" the reference I assumed it was? I am surprised no one brought it up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9Lt0LYiUI
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Sorry for taking that long, I didn't had time at all to check in.
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>>5994
Moe reich? Never heard of it.
Putting CBT in the title was intentional, because I love cock jokes. Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal, Quest For Booty, I wanted hidden sex jokes like that. Catch, Battle, Trade. CBT.
I was tempted to name my red remake a cock joke but I didn't. Red Rocket would have worked but it would get people to expect team rocket gameplay. I thought about making Viridian's lava cave into a big optional mountain full of caves to explore and calling it Red Mountain and shaping it like a fox cock. A human dick would be too obvious. But I didn't do that.

A beta reader for my Fire Emblem game called my writing too political. If he noticed, I need to tone things down. Fuck. I want to rant. Political rants are so much easier than seamlessly integrating political themes.

I hate that if I want this to turn out good I have to try harder than any libtard who worked on Mass Effect or Far Cry 6 or Watch Dogs or any of Red Dead's libtard moments or Battlefield V-Gina or Feminist Ghostbusters or Bird Box or Handmaiden's Tale or any other piece of libtard media when it comes to the political messaging. Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice))) and you don't just consoom mindlessly and then defend the media because you consoomed it and don't want to feel like that was wrong.
There is so much blatant libtard messaging in all our shit these days. People expect it. They take it for granted. They think it's the norm. They claim you're making a political statement about all women when your hypercompetent spy catsuit assassin who can go toe to toe with dieties physically and mentally and outwit the norse god of bullshit some people still worship today and kick the ass of twenty men while a top bodyguard for the worlds richest man struggles with one says "when they made me a monster through conditioning and training, part of making me a monster was removing my ability to breed". They'd call me a sexist womanhater virgin incel if a hardcore military big sword big milkers amazonian massive muscle tomboy waifu in my game with lickable abs and thighs that could crush an elephant said "Keeping up with the men isn't easy!". Because they're so used to awkward forced girl power moments they barely even notice them any more and wonder what white men are talking about when they notice. And I'm definitely not a virgin, I've lain with multiple women. Some of them, I wish I never knew carnally or at all. I wish I never met that Naruto obsessed bitch. Naruto isn't even that good a show, it just has rare great moments where it does work. But still, I have had sex, not that this should matter socially or have any bearing on my worth as a man. Society should hate men less. It relies on men. If a man fucks twenty women, twenty women get to be mothers. If twenty men fuck a woman, one of them is the father and the rest have to wonder. Impressing a woman who feels entitled to Superman's body and Bruce Wayne's money is far harder than being a woman and bending over for some random drunk desperately lonely guy at a nightclub willing to overlook everything wrong with you if you'll just let him do what he was told his whole life men only exist to do besides slave labor. Society wants men desperately lonely and full of self loathing. Society is evil. Evil is the norm in this evil society. I want to build a home in the mountains far away from it all and sustenance farm while making cool shit and fucking my love. I want to raise people who will think for themselves and know the truth. Maybe I should start my story with the worst writing imaginable to scare away all the casual readers. A dream sequence, but instead of a foreshadowing-filled spoiler, it's got boobies. A moment of characterization for our plucky young underdog protagonist.

Pokemon-wise, more places are done now. The intro works and one fakemon starter duo is complete. Cleaning our piece of shit oven took a lot of time today. I will make the fakemon starters evolve once and, near the game's climax, gain held items to give them the power of third and fourth stage evolutions without form changes like megas. What player would give another 100bst to a shitmon when the best megas exist to make things boring? And tons of second stage pokemon are just awkward unappealing middle grounds between small and cute vs alluring or strong. My game intentionally has the player spend more time with the fakemon at his best.
I won't make the starter something you have to keep in your party at all times... maybe. Maybe I'll rework the following system to only make my fakemon follow you, no matter your team composition, so the player has to look at them more and keep one in the party at all times? Maybe not. I value freedom and the idea of forcing that onto the player doesn't sit right.

Might make this starter playable in Rivals Of Aether, I'm really proud of her design. I think she looks better than my old rabbit girl with the sword.
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>>5996
>Writers worked hard on most of these things but the wokeshit was noticeable if you have what it takes to (((notice)))
You really have to look back at relatively older media to find subtlety in their shit.
But yeah, you really have to keep an eye on society to guess just how much can you push, how much can you get away with, how can you handle certain situations. As well as proper timing.
I know my stuff may never blow up; but if it does, I honestly can't trust anyone with my "pr" but myself.
>Putting CBT in the title was intentional
KeK

Also, what are your thoughts on Elden Ring?
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>>6001
In retrospect it doesn't feel like subtlety that the Krogans started out as these big hyper muscular manly things with dominated women, better Klingons for a less rubber-foreheaded age, only to be used as a vector to insert feminist propaganda that says letting the feminine ego and hypergamy go out of control as the bottom 99% of women go for the top 1% of men is somehow a good thing for society that "culls the weak and makes every tribe that mixes stronger".

As a kid I didn't know enough about the world to know my whore mother was as wrong about feminism as she was wrong about everything else. But looking back it doesn't feel subtle that Watch Dogs blames damn near everything shit about london it can afford to bring up (no mention of the browned city's brown river browned by overpopulation and an overburdened sewage system that floods the Thames with brown if it rains too much) on the white man while making you fight "Albion", aka White Land and another word for Britain while saving foreigners from "camps" that "chop people up" or "put chips in them to make them slaves" of the rich white women. It has you save innocent foreigners from white gangs aided by and armed by nationalist governments and their private military company for fuck's sake. When normies say they don't see anything political about this anti-white anti-factual wokeshit, it's another sign that maybe democracies can only survive when voting is something you have to earn by being more than the average normie.

Elden Ring's a masterpiece but everything good I can think of to say about it was already said. I find it hilarious that so many were saying "Elden Ring breaks every rule of game design we were taught. Why do people love it?". Maybe people like the idea of entering a world and making their own story. Maybe people want games with characters they want to fuck instead of losers like Aloy. Maybe people like the idea of earning their fun and overcoming adversity instead of grinding their life away in soulless open worlds full of low-skill combat and uninteresting samey filler content. Maybe some people like dodging out of enemy attacks and mastering the weapons of your movesets and finding time to use the big slow strong shit without dying instead of making do with a game that might as well play itself for all the intellectual activity going on in the minds of its players. Maybe there is value in gitting gud, sharing unique experiences, coming together to help others beat this game and mine its rich depths to understand everything, then mod it for even more challenges.

"Let Me Solo Her" just couldn't be a thing in World of Warcraft or any modern multiplayer shooter. Players scattered across countless zones, two factions, countless instances and worlds, just wouldn't see this. One sufficiently skilled player can't solo a boss that's meant to be a challenge for characters with their stats. Level 99 pay2wins can solo Onyxia, the big dragon teams of 40 level 60s used to struggle to fight 20 years and 6 expansion passes ago, but you'll never see a naked man with a pot on his head in warcraft solo a boss some people still can't beat while their teammates watch in awe or help.

If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content". I saw casuals say "Holy shit I did it!" over tiny accomplishments like a kid who just did his first pressup, and I saw the community congratulate them, recognizing the value in even small milestones like this. You won't see that in these trash games where lootboxes and microtransactions are designed to make players feel like they're missing out and getting a worse experience if they don't pay up.


If CelestAI ever became a thing (and it won't, even AIs able to adapt on the fly and simulate stimulus to adapt to can't get everything about humanity right enough to manipulate enough humans to become a threat to all humans without getting shut down. And the last human to choose escapism over reality certainly fucking wouldn't be a muslim hell bent on dying for the fantasy of a heaven full of virgin children for him to fuck. And that story about two AIs inventing their own language on the fly to speak without the humans listening in is something I'd have to be a Roblox Creepypasta Wiki Admin to believe) the first humans to commit suicide by incinerator in china after having low-quality photographs of their brains taken and used by AI imitations of humans to imitate each human separately inside a digital world full of arbitrary puzzles, easy sex, and AI-generated waifus designed to fulfill your needs would be the twats who already spend more time in virtual worlds than the real one and know more about fantasy worlds than the real one. And the worst virtual worlds for the saddest brainlets are found inside television shows. Some good television exists but most of it is not art but forgettable sludge designed to waste time and suck idiots in. Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead at its worst and Handmaiden's Tale are immersive virtual worlds for people too dumb to turn a video game console on and get sucked into it. People who can't tell their shoot buttons from their jump buttons cried when Brian Griffon died. I know people who game as a hobby and I wish I didn't know delusional clowns who think copaganda and "Hitler was a madman with AIDS who saw Jesus in his dreams and ruined Germany" propaganda and feminist drivel have value. The most annoying ones are the old twats who smugly dismiss modern entertainment and men with careers in producing it only to waste time watching revisionist history and goyslop television (re)programming.

Gaming can bring countless people together in appreciation for a piece of art and the experiences it can create.

Television just makes observers of us.
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>>6002
>Watch Dogs
I've heard it's trash, but I didn't knew it was THAT pozzed.
>Elden Ring's a masterpiece...
I've never been interested in souls games, but the utter salt over ER is impossible to ignore. QuantumTv pretty much proved you can get away with everything if you're a nig
>If there was value in open world microtransaction pay2win trash, players wouldn't be pissed that some people GET to pay money to skip ingame content better off skipped like XP grinding/dailies/RNG grinds, they'd feel sorry for the people who missed out on that "valuable content".
This. I dunno why anyone would even try to argue otherwise. Bit unrelated. But all this talk reminded me of the Genshing fandom; Is such an unparalleled, endless stream of cringe and tranny drama. Honkai seems to be surprisingly better in every aspect tho.
>Glorified soap operas like Walking Dead
I think one of the actors said as much, lmao. Can't speak for the comics, but the TV series was mostly filler from the start.

That was a great post BTW, can't say I didn't enjoyed it.
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>>6003
What I said about Watch Nogs and Mass Defect doesn't even begin to cover it all. His vids on them are great. https://www.bitchute.com/channel/D9Zodj4uHiQI/

I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda. It copied most of BOTW's homework when BOTW was an attempt to reinvent the Zelda formula to recapture the discovery of the first game. Instead of equipping fire arrows or a torch you shoot arrows through a fire or hit fire with a stick to ignite these things and set trees ablaze, instead of using contextual actions or an axe item you hit trees to get logs, push them into the ocean and ride them. You're encouraged to think and dodge and manage resources that do and do not regenerate. Botw got carried away with the item durability (would it have killed them to add a blacksmith or anvil item that lets you repair and upgrade items using monster part drops and cash? Plus an item crafting system where you can pause the game and combine monster bits and random drops to get improvised weapons when shit really hits the fan. Glass jar plus jelly monster goo equals bomb. Add a stone to get shrapnel shards in the goo jar. Sticks plus goblin teeth equals spiked club. Monster meat plus bomb jelly grenade changes the bomb effect to something gimmicky). Just doesn't feel right when I look at a BOTW encounter and say "combat would expend more resources or time than would ever be worth the drops, fuck it I'm fleeing". Hero Of Courage Link Hyrule should not flee. But while Genshin's elemental interaction system and almost DMCish movesets are cool upgrades to BOtWs pretty basic combat something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me. Can speedrunners really beat Genshin to an arbitrary amount of completion using their speedrunner strats and skills as a player where optimal builds and numbers raised by grinding should go? Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene? Plus genshin has those gay scenes where characters suck your cock and say "I was so lonely before I met you, sexy genius protagonist. Thank you for buying me". That's inherently homosexual. If Skylanders toys thanked the player for saving them from an eternity of loneliness by buying them people would cry foul even though the average child has more resistance to manipulative marketing scams than the gachawhale exploited by these systems. Not all kids who bought some Skylanders preowned whaled out and bought them all but every adult nerd who would defend scams because of the positive feelings they invoke in him is homosexual.

You know what was really cringe? One fucking weeb or his clone (why do they share a channel?) defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much". The guy turned out to be a cunt but I still watch their videos on animation when they aren't pozzed, whatever college he went to knew what it was talking about. I don't believe celebrities when they claim to be harassed without posting proof that could be faked within a few minutes. Still bothering voice actors with complaints about a game with a character they voice is cringe and useless, if the game had a better PR department people would know where to send their complaints if they want to feel listened to. Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money. Open world games are easier to produce if you have the money to make a few working sidequests and enemy spawn points and activities and collectables and then tell foreign underpaid underqualified workers "copypaste them around to fill this open world map fast". You can randomly generate a fucking huge map, then get artists to fuck with it to make it look better. It's harder than making 3D platformer levels where everything has to be perfect or it all falls apart when one jump is 5 pixels too high and beating the game is impossible. No wonder so many games are AAA shit. It's cheap to create these big empty soulless open worlds and fill them with generic content sludge. Then money is wasted making the game look pretty with facial mocap and contextual blended inverse kinematics animations when it would be fine for the game to look like a game and it would likely play better as a game if it did. I swear these fucking AAA studios wish they were making movies. Big expensive movies for the people who don't get the games with shorter stories or understand books. Elden Ring has soul, because it's Dark Souls But More. It's a better gameplay formula and core gameplay loop than the usual generic 3d crouch stealth shoot bow and arrow craft some bolts loot some corpses slash jump climb walky talky facial mocap crap.

I know I'm supposed to be doing a pokemon challenge but the Fire Emblem game is coming along nicely. I keep getting new ideas for it. Just added a glass cannon wimp with shit stats who can move into combat for more damage then flee from it afterwards to safety. Spend more movement running into combat to do decent damage on the target further away and you have fewer moves left in a turn to flee from danger. How you use the character has to change to get anything good out of her. She's not just another character who kills, meatshields for the killers, heals, or meatshields poorly. That's more interesting to me than just making this character another sword user except with an axe or a replacement sword user for if the first sword user dies. Custom lv30 classes and no promotions, stat growths are 0 or 100 or 200 and stat caps are lowered to give characters niches and ensure characters can only ever reach invincible meatshield status if they are supposed to.
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Gamma was a robot from the ambitious janky fun Sonic Adventure 1.
While Sonic went through the usual Sonic plot (eggman's up to no good, heroes must stop him, also eggman manipulates someone new to his side for a bit to give this formula the illusion of experimentation and the franchise the illusion of growth by just adding more characters forever) but with a "deeper" tone than usual (the villain manipulates a past he doesn't understand for destructive purposes, the hero ends the cycle of violence through positive force) Gamma was doing the "evil robot becomes self-aware and dies for humanity" thing.
He frees the birds inside his robot brothers by destroying the robots. And he was going to "face himself", except instead of joining the 40% of troons he'd fly away like le 51% face, but they changed that so instead of Gamma shooting himself he just got shot by his dying robot brother, the last one.
How do you top that?
Sonic Adventure 2 tried to top that and fix problems with SA1, while also fixing what wasn't broken. Cranking up the melodrama and edge. Weaving its narratives together by telling one story that bounces between mutliple perspectives that converge on the main plot was smarter than re-animating and re-voicing some but not all repeated cutscenes. Much is recycled. Eggman's trying to use something from the past he doesn't understand again, it's an ancient evil that will inevitably betray him because evil is not a toy except now there are two (Shadow and the Biolizard. Three if you count Gerald, four if you count the ARK) of them, somebody's got a tragic backstory, and they escalate the stakes by threatening the earth and destroying part of the moon and forgetting they did that instead of ending it on a destroyed city and forgetting they couldn't stop that.
Sonic Heroes decides it can't top that and wisely scales things back. Metal Sonic needs his ass kicked so they kick the ass many levels later, roll credits.
And because the game's structure demanded a powerhouse on Shadow's new team, we get Omega. A rehash of Gamma played for laughs.
Omega is a funny robot who wants to kill. Crush. Destroy. And that's it.
Because Eggman locked him in a room to guard a pod and that's gay.
There is no deeper meaning behind the character. There is no grand ambition here. He's a joke character who stands out in a sea of jokes because this one was actually supposed to be funny.
We're not supposed to laugh when Shadow says "Damn those alien bastards to hell" or Eggman says "As long as I can strangle a Zeti, my hands are fine" or Infinite says "You may call me Infinite, in the few pathetic moments that remain to you. I can smell your fear, mwahahaha I'm so evil and spooooky, you pitiful foolish fools! HRRRAAAGH I'M NOT WEAK STOP CALLING ME WEAK!"
But when Omega talks like his life's purpose is to destroy waves of Eggman's robots, it's funny because it unintentionally shines a spotlight on how repetitive this formula is. Everyone's purpose in Sonicland is to destroy more waves of Eggman robots.
The biggest joke of Omega isn't that he starts ripping off HK-47 and calling people "Meatbag" eventually. It's that he's what Gamma could have been if he was revived into yet another recurring character created for one purpose that was swiftly forgotten entirely, like how Knuckles once guarded the Master Emerald and Silver once fought for the future and Blaze has her own world to take care of why the fuck is she here Sega, I'm fine with her doing the Olympics with Waluigi but why does she show up in mainline titles just to do nothing?
Gamma could have been trapped in an endless loop of just showing up to be there and free some Eggman Robots now and then. Silver the time traveller and Blaze the princess from another dimension don't just show up in the less serious spinoffs, they even show up in the main plot just to be cheerleaders for Sonic. Omega is a parody of what they could have done to Gamma, a hyper-flanderized version created specifically to fill the purpose of "big guy who's there because we need someone to fill the power slot on Shadow's team and Eggman, Metal Sonic, Shaddow Android, Gemerl/Emerl, and so on are out of the question". In a series full of characters ruined with forgotten purposes, he was created to preemptively lack any purpose beyond just smashing eggman bots because they are there. And unlike most of Sonic's hedgehog melodrama, we're not expected to take this seriously. We don't see sad music and flashbacks when Omega describes the torturous agonizing loneliness and despair of being left alone and forgotten like an old toy. If we ever did, it would be the funniest shit ever, because we're already laughing at this character.
Omega was designed pre-ruined, so they literally cannot fuck this character up.
The worst they ever did with him in 06 was dial his personality down to be a generic robot who doesn't mind waiting in the middle of nowhere with a Chaos Emerald for decades so Shadow in the future can get one and come back with it to the present day. There are two Omegas, the seventh Chaos Emerald in the past was always in Elise's possession making all previous games impossible, the best the franchise could have done was pretend 06 never happened but it's 2022 and Sonic's still haunted by that old specter and fleeing from everything that game tried doing even if it worked or almost worked before. Dumb people just really shouldn't ever try to write time travel. That meme about nonlinear storytelling and layers of storytelling confusing people too dumb to mentally model the behaviour of others or handle conditional hypotheticals is true.
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>>6004
>American Krogan
Seen that guy before, thanks. I think he posted here before.
>I think Honkai turned out better because it's closer to DMC than Genshit's Zelda.
Yeah, combat is a lot better. It's also more f2p-friendly than GI from what I've heard.
>...almost DMCish movesets...
Huh? I've never played either DMC or GI yet. But from what I've seen, I think Genshin only has a basic-same-button combo; plus elemental powers or something like that. With the main catch being on the party system.
In contrast, I assume DMC is rather closer to old-GOW from the little gameplay I've seen.
>something about the gacha way characters rely on consumables and currencies and stat boosters and worse yet grinding to get better or even get unlocked at all sickens me.
Yeah, I wish it wasn't a gacha gayme. The trend needs to die. It's a bit ironic that the only reason I ever tried YS in the first place, was because my trashtop couldn't even run GI above 12 fps, lel.
>Does genshin even have a speedrunner scene?
Good point. I imagine there isn't much incentive.

>defending genshin impact from the fan backlash to some lackluster milestone celebration by insulting everyone who cares about the game "too much"
Reminds me of the nigs shilling and defending 343 industries for a decade. It's nice to see most of the fanbase has had enough.
>Genshin impact could have afforded to reward people with more fake currency to inspire more brand loyalty. They could expand the teams that make more content for the game. They have the money.
Definitely, but they ain't called eastern kikes for no reason.
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>>6007
Genshit's combat doesn't hold a candle to DMC but it's slightly closer than Zelda Breath got if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.

I forget which PC port of dmc3 on steam is the shit one and which is the superior port moddable with DDMK to have features that would have been impossible on ps2 and are missing even in the new switch port, better features like switching between all characters and weapons and styles freely and even a toggle for interrupting all actions with a style activation for a free roman cancel to let anything combo into anything, but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game. You haven't played stylish action until you've played the classics. It gets right what other games in the genre often get wrong, and all the jank can be excused with "technical limitation" or "nobody knew better UX design back then". It'a a shame so many stylish action indie games just seek to recreate dmc in 3d or 2d instead of experimenting more with new characters and gimmick weapons. Still there's a ton I want to experiment with for my entry into the genre, coming eventually when my other projects are out of the way.

Fire Emblem: Rise of Insert Name Here is coming along nicely. The pokemon game fell by the wayside as divine inspiration took hold of me. Was my true goal to make Pokemon or Fire Emblem in a week? I think I only spent a few hours a day on three or four days working on the pokemon game. I'll finish Femblem and then resume the one week pokemon challenge, counting everything so far as days one and two. Five days left, once Femblem is out.
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I should stop suggesting shit, but goddammit mate. You have to try Resistance Retribution some day. Am not sayin' it just cuz you're brit, tho it should make it a tad funnier. Red pilled on the women question and pretty badass classic shooter. Great story and aesthetics.

>>6008
>if you pretend switching characters is like switching weapons.
Oh, I see. Did you ever get Hu Tao?
>but if you're low on cash a PS2 emulator and iso of DMC3 Special Edition is always a good time. Blows even classic god of war out of the water and you can turn the graphics settings down if your pc cant handle a 19 year old game.
>PS2 emulation
That's actually relatively demanding, off limits for my trashtop. I kid you not, old celeron laptops are such a trip. At least it can run project cartographer and Honkai. I recently put together a cheap Phenom-II rig tho, I'll definitely play it sometime.

Hope your projects turn out nicely.
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>>6011
Cheers mate.
Man, the jewniggers who ruined Star Wars were fucking retards who really missed an opportunity to make Old Man Luke a scruffy little Nerf herder, exactly what Leia called him.
The fuck are Nerfs? Marketable plushies in animal form of course, like the Porgs and the space sea cow whales and the diamond foxes and every other aspect of this zombie franchise.
Even ties into the imagery of an old man and his dogs, or an old whore and her cats.
Old Man Luke was a terrible idea but if they had to do it, a retarded callback to a throwaway line that gets expanded on and fleshed out more than anyone ever needed is peak Star Wars. Nerds would have creamed their jeans and flooded their theatres over this.
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>>6011
This might help you. https://youtu.be/KUfHAFyjby0
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>>6014
Checked the wiki, that's a LOT of systems. Thanks fren.
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>>6015
It's brilliant for old stuff. You can even get the Pico-8 on it. When you want split screen co op and competitive gaming or fighting games, there's nothing better for the same price. It can even emulate things a PS2 or Wii with a hard drive full of PS2 or Wii games shoved up its arse can't handle. King of Fighters, Guilty Gear, Tekkens 3 and 4 and Tag Team, it all works. I encountered slowdown when playing Ratchet and Clank 3 on it but it's handled other ps2 games well. DMC3 special edition, final fantasy X, all sorts of good stuff. I finally beat Spyro Enter The Dragonfly and A Hero's Tail. They're shit. I'd rather Enter The Alicorn and lift that hero's tail. Ha!
Lately when recreationally gaming (and analyzing game design choices in the process) I experiment with the speed settings to see how much the game improves at 125% or 150% speed, maybe even 200% speed. Some rereleases of old RPGs let you play the game at absurd speed to compensate for how grindy and padded they were, not for any financial reason, but just to create the illusion of content and depth. DMC3's special edition included a Turbo Mode where the game runs faster. I wish more games included that. But with emulation, almost any game has that. Having the ability to speed up gameplay for a new challenge and hit tab to speed up bullshit parts of the game even more really makes a man aware of how much many games are padded. Sonic fans, the people infamous for taking it up the ass from Sega with a smile and defending literally anything the corporation does no matter how embarassing or incompetent or abusive or greedy or stupid, were pissed when Sonic Forces asked you to replay older levels to pad out the game, and people were pissed when Sonic Frontiers announced yet more nostalgiabaiting shite until the fanbase saw the graphics and went "ooooo pretty... what were we talking about?". But for RPGs, outrageous content padding is the norm. Whatever it takes to stretch a small novels worth of story and a few hours of gameplay into an eighty hour morbtacular experience only the most hardcore of MCU fans would have the free time to subject themselves to. Imagine a dvd player that skips back to the previous scene every time you finish a scene, so you have to watch every scene twice to get through a movie. Sometimes you can skip a repeated scene but then the pacing slows down or even stops completely as some invisible numbers only wasted time can increment forces you to go back to that scene and endure it. Oh but you have to hit X 12 times every six seconds to continue the movie, too, because a menu pops up and that is how many clicks it takes to queue up the attacks in this gay RPG. If there was an autobattle mode where the characters picked what seems optimal in the moment the game might as well switch consoles to the dvd player as you aren't forced to make clever decisions and hard choices involving limited resources and worsening time limits. All the best shooters do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards or they're just damn good shooters. All the best RPG games do something revolutionary to push the genre forwards by being less like RPGs and more like good games and making enough money to be what other RPGs try to rip off for a while. There are speedruns where fucking cancerous game design forces speedrunners who play this game for a living to wait and grind and wait and grind and mash A through text and wait and grind and take breaks to sleep and piss and then get back to gaming, maybe let the game run for 30 hours unattended for some unlockable bullshit, and the speedrun ends up taking multiple days because the game developer wanted to be time hostile and had no respect for people with jobs to do, lives to get back to, hobbies to enjoy, books to read, and a girlfriend to plough. I can respect wanting something like a truck simulator game to occupy your hands as you zone out and enjoy an audiobook or podcast. But I just don't understand how some people can enjoy sinking so many hours into a book that would take half a day to read if it didn't make you hit X after every sentence or worse, also make you hit X many many times in a battle against enemies you have already killed 400 of. Maybe even make you use a guide for the questions it asks you if you want the best ending aka the only ending that will make all this effort worthwhile.

I should make Pikachu Must Perish: The Game. You select your starters, maybe pick a background for some bonus items or extra pokemon choices, select a difficulty mode, enter some location a cunt flooded with pikachus, and kill six million of them in a row. I wonder, would people speedrun such an absurdly padded game? Would teams speedrun it in shifts or take breaks to sleep? Would somebody develop a bot to play the game for them? Eventually you clear out the location, get your reward, and fuck off. The end. Enjoy the sequel where you kill nine million Toxapexes!
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A friend of mine was praising me for all the amazing shit I've made and how far I've come and without thinking I just kept saying I could have done better, or this was a cheat lazy hacky solution, or that was imperfect and therefore worthless. This room was full of admiration for me and what I have accomplished, people were telling me not to be so modest and self deprecating all the time, and all I could think of was "These numbers are nothing compared to my inspirations" and "You can tell I taught myself the skills needed to make that in under a few days because it's not up to the professional level standards I hold myself to despite lacking all of their paid time and decades of experience and college/university training and overpriced equipment". When the hell did I develop this mentality that second place might as well be dead last when it comes to me I'm not like this with anyone else. I respect my skilled friends for all the skills they worked hard on even though none are olympic level. I also respect them and my unskilled friends as individuals of course and for all their other good qualities. But for some reason I can't respect myself. What's wrong with me? I should be proud of my accomplishments, right? So why can I only see the imperfections and missed opportunities whether I'm looking at my successes or mistakes? Why can't I allow myself to be happy?
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Also, it's fucking homosexual that the brony fandom invented the concept of "pony racists" who want to abolish the neverending rule of immortal mostly perfect leaders for no stated reason and separate the three pony races even though they aren't really races. An Earth Pony and Pegasus child won't be a slower sturdier Pegasus or a faster frailer Earth Pony, it will be a Pegasus or a Unicorn or an Earth Pony, like how a Skitty fucking a Wailord makes another normal Skitty instead of a compromise between the two. Equestria is already an intensely racist fantasy world because the fantasy cultures are not thrown out of the window in favour of a generic city culture and unique life forms are not held back or held up to artificially enforce the illusion of equality outside of Glimmer Town. Equestria already puts Equestrians first. The concept of Earth Pony or Unicorn or Pegasus Supremacists or Three Tribes Sepratists with members from all three tribes working together to overthrow Celestia so they can force Equestria to split up just makes no sense. This is a magical pony world where friendliness makes you a deity. It's too divorced from reality for any of a libtard's child-level understanding of the modern political world to be shoehorned in and yet they do it anyway. They want to create the feeling that their masturbatory pony show fanfiction is something deep and mature and intellectual so when they aren't getting pseudointellectual about the nature of their papercraft universe they pull this shit. If they don't want the paper tiger of generically evil smug stupid rich idiots or a generic cackling group of thieves or a generic cult of an evil God they choose this, so they can live out their libtard power fantasies of cruelly torturing and insulting horses who disagree with them politically amd have no means of fighting back or defending their beliefs or future. If some ponies don't want to live among nonponies, they should be allowed to make their own towns instead of forcing everyone to "get along" and submit to the all powerful government. The leftist is a mad tyrant, childish and pathetic and evil, and this even shows up in the stories he tries to write where he and his all powerful immortal monarchist friends are supposed to be the good guys. That old Fimfic I wrote was shit, but at least Glimmer actually tried making defenses of communism I saw real commies make before the argument was dropped in favor of a fight. And the fight was shit, it didn't do enough to tell the "he sees through her tricks and manipulations, and his skill and experience and creativity beats the superior raw power she's used to wielding like a club to get her way when lies and manipulations fail" story and she should have gotten some good hits in on him so he wouldnt seem invincible. Hell, the argument should have kept going during the fight to symbolize it, their tactics reflecting talking points raised and points made. Was cool when the Batman VS Batman fight did that in the Justice League cartoon I saw as a kid. God, listen to me. I must sound like a child obsessed with MCU Morbius shit when I talk about this. Better yet, I should just not put modern politics into magic settings where the real world consequences of any ideological problem can be magicked away with a thought. It's why the story with political themes I'm writing makes sure magic can only be used to destroy. "why does nobody snap their fingers to conjure food and water" finally gets a satisfactory answer besides "conjuring that would take more energy than food and water are worth".

God, this is the shit I write when waiting for my oven to cook. What will people think of me when I perish? Will I be mocked for having awful parents and an awful childhood full of awful people? Will youtube drama channels demonize me and try to make the audience hate me so they can feel okay with laughing at a disabled man for doing his best in a world ruled by pedophiles who want his whole race extinct or enslaved? The Epsteins of the world point at healthy normal things and project. It's all part of that Jewish ritual where you kill an innocent chicken while pretending it's absorbing your sins. The Jews invented marxism aka modern leftism. It's all connected. And here I am overthinking a story barely anyone will talk about unless youtube drama channels think there is profit to be made in demonizing it. Society doesn't want inspiring stories. It wants the perverse thrill of tearing down and deconstructing and destroying. It wants to cheer on executions and pretend it's for the greater good. Society is a mess. Does religion have any answers? Does free will exist? We're all just pawns controlled by something lesser. Marxists, the cancer of humanity. What kind of a man am I to obsess over fiction? It's the only way I can put my talents to use and eventually make money without any dievershitty hire infested company's permission. I want to be a creator. An artist. I want to get out of this hellhole and live with my loved one. I want to be able to feel proud of myself.

She...

She worries about me. She told me she worries about me and thinks I'm too hard on myself. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>girlfriend says she likes a character
>feel jelly
>even though I've had more sex with her than any fictional character ever will
God I hope these feelings are normal. My autistic hyperfocus crosshairs are locked onto her and she loves it. She puts on this energetic voice for most people. All smiles. But she lets her real voice out around me. Smooth, soft, every syllable's a melody drawing me in and making me want more. I could listen to her ramble forever. She even reads for me. We can both read, but I love her voice more than my own. Why the fuck does she hate her own body just because she's not a celebrity? Why the fuck does she hate her own voice just because she doesn't sound like the radio whores screaming perversion into everyone's ears? I already hated this Jewed society because of all the epstein libtard shit. But now I also hate it for making her feel like she's not good enough. That's another reason to hate society. She's cute. She's fucking cute! Better than a monster like me deserves. And she sees value in me. She loves me. More than I love myself. I love her more than I love myself. She's healthy, smart, talented, she should be proud of everything she's accomplished and there's still so much left to do. And her whole life she felt like she's not enough because she doesn't look or sound like celebrity whores. Fuck celebrity whores. Fuck this jewed society and its bitches and whores. She should be the kind of person whores feel inadequate for not being, not the other way around! She should be loved. She is loved, by me, but she should be loved by more.

Also if you draw fanart of your girlfriend as her self insert OC shagging Megatron or Kass or whoever girls want to bone these days, you're a cuck. You're cucking yourself in your fantasies and helping her to have fantasies where she cucks you. It's cucked. You couldn't be cuckier. It's the cuckiest! Okay there are cuckier things like getting real people to fuck her but it's still fucking gay. Drawing cute fanart is fine. Is it weird to call it fanart if it's art of a person? I guess it's technically fanart of their fictitious persona.
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Finding the balance in my work is hard. I don't want my work to just be stimulation without substance like porn. But then I get carried away with politics and forget to make the story fun enough for proofreaders to enjoy the ride.
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>>6016
>It's brilliant for old stuff.
Sure is. I see it's even got handhelds other than the gameboy on the list. The fact BT controllers work so well in a Linux distro is just admirable.
I better stop now before I turn your bread into more of a chatroom than I've already have. Not that I wouldn't have wanted to continue geekin' and shit. Just thought I'd say it, instead of just stop posting out of the blue.
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This thread has hit bump limit.
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>>6021
Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames. I can't remember the last time I paid for a modern game or the last time I wanted to play any modern games. I remember some great indie games I paid for ages ago. But it's a good thing there is so much classic gaming content out there. Sometimes I wish all old games had to release their source code or make a PC or Linux port after a certain time period for preservation purposes. It would massively help with modding new content into old games, too. But it could be too expensive to be worth it, or make ripping that game off too easy for copycats. Might even get in the way of re releasing older games on newer hardware every few years with minimal if any upgrades or new content, which the game industry loves almost as much as forgetting about some games entirely. One of the first things I ever created that I was proud of was a super mario world romhack full of gay childish bullshit I put together on a strict time limit back when I was just a kid. It wasn't good but it was mine. I remember enough of it to recreate most of it but it just wouldnt be the same coming from a man my age. My intense love of romhacks and fangames is why I'm definitely putting a level maker into every good game I ever make when I stop making fangames. Sometimes I even think about making a game dedicated to level making. Like mario maker but without the homosexuality. Could be fun. But for now... as I draw the characters in something I am working on I realize the writing is taking too long. And it will take longer to perfect. I'll make game 1 a dream sequence that doesn't take itself seriously and save the good story for the sequel. The gameplay innovations are something I want feedback on from a variety of people. It will be like a gameplay demo except because it is a finished product it will get more views. Hopefully there will be no 1984 marxist pervert gigajews who say "you can't put your game on our site or talk about it because that OC womans boobies are too big, it is sick and fetishistic". Fuck that, she's supposed to be huge because I want her to be huge. Freedom! Free speech, free art! If furries can draw dicks and troons can insert their autogynephiliac and genderplay fetishes into games intended for children I can draw beclothened boobies in my game intended for mature audiences of hardcore pokemon players only. ...then again maybe that was my mistake. Pokemon Sunrise's Pink Cock or whatever I called that game was just too hard for people to beat. Actually sunny's dick is bright red, pink is too girly a colour for penis, as horse pussy is that colour. Hopefully the difficulty options in Rapid Red help people who arent hardcore beat the game anyway. And the next game should be better "weather" people play it on hard or easy mode.

Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
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>>6023
>Have a great time with those games, and try out romhacks and fangames.
Thanks fren, I will. If only the Vita had been able to emulate PS2. It probably wouldn't have been such a flop.
>Everyone, I want you to know I appreciate all of you.
So do I fren, even if am kind of a dick at times.
>>6022
Yeah, but it's his thread nonetheless. I feel like am too excessive with the replies, and questions, and shit sometimes.
Anonymous
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No.6027
Saw a dog today with a muzzle on, had a friendly chat with the owner, and then suddenly she took the dog's muzzle off. Her dog proceeded to, I shit you not, eat grass. This dog about the size of an average greyhound went over to some long tall grass, and ate it like a cow. I didn't even know dogs could do that, let alone that they would. "Is that a sheep or a sheepdog?" I asked.
"All three of my dogs are like this. And they won't eat just any grass." The woman tells me. "Won't mow my lawn for me. It has to be long grass, like the kind here".
And I just watched this dog violate the carnivore herbivore rules of nature and munch on some grass.
To be fair it was pretty tall and verdant grass. I don't eat grass because I'm a human and I'm not gay. But this grass looked nice. if I was a grass eater I would probably say that grass looked appetizing. Can't imagine anyone calling short stomped-down dirty and dry grass appetizing, and this was the opposite of that shit. Large successful thriving high quality grass raised in nature. Man. That dog sure was weird. I asked, "What do you feed him?" And she said "proper dog food from a can. Meat chunks and gravy jelly and those little dog rocks. He just saw a sheep do this and never stopped doing it".
Then the dog pulled her over to a bit of ground with longer grass.
Eventually she got bored of waiting around and walked off, pulling the dog with her.
What a weird dog. Can carnivores even digest vegetation without vomiting it back up or getting explosive diarrhoea? Who the fuck calls kibble dog rocks?

I miss Denki Blocks.
Anonymous
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No.6035
This thread gets more traffic than the writing thread so I might as well say this here too...

>make protagonist blue eyed and blonde haired man in black jacket
proofreader: "He looks like a nazi"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in blue jacket
proofreader: "he's like the ukraine flag!"
>make protagonist blue haired and golden eyed man in red jacket
>wait fuck his enemies are supposed to wear red and black because they're red demons and the "red tide" of communist antifa terrorists
>can't make the sides red vs blue because red is republican AND communist while blue is democrat

Fuck this is hard. What do I do?
Anonymous
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No.6037
Forest good. Life good.
Anonymous
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No.6038
6042
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So, don't take this the wrong way. But I think you were onto something here. >>5911
>Maybe I should just stop talking to people about in progress work and rely exclusively on feedback from people familiar with the finished product.
As in, I don't think you will receive any valuable feedback from these posts.
Tbh I can't be arsed to write short stories. Even tho I know damn well it is a great way to practice; and a much easier way to get helpful advice and feedback from poners.

Again, I do believe you have a lot of potential. No bully.
Anonymous
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6043
>>6038
Maybe the large project I'm trying to write is too ambitious again and has too many moving parts and political themes. So many characters, so many topics to cover. It started life as a low effort shitpost but then I started putting effort in. Now it's huge. And it's nothing like the simple uncomplicated easy premise I started with. I could split the chapters up and release each chapter separately so I can adapt to audience requests and critical reception, but when writing something like this can you really just "bugfix" writing as casually as you could patch out bugs and adjust the power level of game enemies? What if the critics don't criticize my execution of the story's ideas and instead just attack it for not being commie propaganda? I'm not writing an alternate ending where the hero betrays his people or fails to save anyone just because that's what Goblins want to see.

It would be easy to write commie propaganda. It's so normalized in the public's consciousness that it's damn near impossible to go too far with that shit. The commie Far Cry demonized America's treatment of gay-killing commie cuba for the fall of communism and blamed a fictional "fashist" dictator for all of communist cuba's crimes. And also demonized Canada for trading with commie and fashist cuba violating America's restrictions. Watch Dogs Legion pits you against the British Government and "Albion", because of course the alternate name for Britain and her people is used by the mostly white Police State PMC arming and releasing white football hooligans and sending them to attack blacks who dindu nuffin so the evening news can cover the violence and blame blacks. Children too young to watch Doctor Who are brainwashed to believe guns are bad and WW2 Germany equals Dalek. The average idiot thinks "Daaaaa-Lek" when he sees someone who wants to save the people of "Ama-Lek" as the Jews call us. I won't care if idiots despise my story because Jimmy Saville's BBC's goyslop told them guns are bad and it's wrong to use violence to oppose an authoritarian government's dictatorship hell bent on genocide unless you're pretending it's whites who run the world and Amazon sponsored BLMafia thugs are the "resistance". I want to grow in skill as a writer.

It would be better for my wallet if I betrayed my people, but I will never betray my people. Not even in the little ways. Even if it would make me famous for minimal effort I won't write the story of a farmboy who is discovered by Not Gandalf and promoted to Prince because of his superior half aliendragon genes when their peaceful agrarian ideal european homeland and its impossibly peaceful 70% blackness is threatened by the most nazish looking demonic force possible to the point that demonic decorations get in the way of the functionality of vital military equipment. The heroes answer violence with violence and eventually fire a nuclear laserbeam into hell that destroys hell, ensuring everyone gets to to heaven now even the worst people possible. Idiots would love that. Especially if the villain is Vergil, Lord Farkwad, Senator Armstrong, and Leo whitefang's lovechild dressed up in Hugo Boss's finest. If he can't go ten seconds without quoting Hitler or barking at an irrationally devoted morally conflicted subordinate for not sufficiently loving him and their country it will be everything they're used to. It's extremely stupid. And it would be better recieved than anything that speaks openly of wanting to save your people from annihilation. I could get rich writing for the Goblin but I won't. I'm writing for me.

My story is a story of heroism in the face of impossible odds. A story of triumph over evil. A story with a protagonist who isn't an overpowered cunt this time. It's not just the story of one man any more.

Writing this story is an immense challenge, I'm taking it seriously, and I won't give up.
Anonymous
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No.6043
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>>6042
>Writing this story is an immense challenge, I'm taking it seriously, and I won't give up.
Godspeed, Anon.
Remember that Autism is both your greatest strenght and weakness. It's a matter of discipline and direction. I trust you can harness it to create something greater with it.
Anonymous
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No.6045
Writing this story will take a long time. And I will need to grow as a writer before I am ready to complete and perfect it. Many revisions and rewrites will be needed over a long period of time. In the meantime, I should experiment with smaller, simpler, less ambitious tales. Better to get those smaller story ideas out of the way now, make them the best they can be. My girl looked through my sketchbooks with me and saw my monster girl art. Nothing fucked up. I don't draw fucked up shit. Just anatomy studies and character design ideation mostly. I like drawing with a pencil. No idea if I'm any good, but I like doing it. She really liked this one character... A rejected design for the protag's adopted little sister during the draft where she was going to be a horse girl and not a wolf girl. This horse girl should get her own story. Something simpler with a smaller number of political topics, something more accessible to newcomers. A nice black and white tale.
Anonymous
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No.6046
Talking about the story feels more interesting than talking about the gameplay side of things now. I know what I like and what I'm after when it comes to fucking with numbers. This might not be perfect but I can fuck with numbers to get them closer to what I had in mind. I know how the changes I've implemented push for tactical resource management to survive seemingly unbeatable odds in the moment with your backs against the wall over waltzing in with a paired up solo cheat unit while everyone else watches or grinding for 20 minutes to 2 hours per map between important story beats holy shit how does anyone have the patience for playing fire emblem that way? Get OP and that isn't a strategy game any more, you're pissing on the chessboard to push enemies off the board. But I'm proud of three gameplay innovations in particular. One, a mystery gimmick unrevealed for now. Two, shields. And three...

I start the story with a chess match. War Chess. Emblem Chess. Advance Chess. Chess Emblem. Emblem Wars. Name pending but I'm leaning towards Emblem Wars. A brief tutorial on how "the game of emblem wars" is played in universe after the most recent rule patch familiarizes new and old players with how the unique units on my board work. Character learns how to play chess, player learns how to play the game itself. Including how the new characters work. It would be weird for a childhood friend of the protag to spell out "I am an archer, I move 5 spaces per turn and shoot foes between 1 and 3 spaces away while denying even point blank counterattacks from melee foes unless they are also using ranged weapons like Javelins and Throwing Axes, also my range is enhanced further based on my Skill stat so I can eventually snipe foes from half the fucking board which is good because archers have one job and suck balls at it without these buffs".

But in a board game played by the protagonist early on? It makes sense. Just like starting things with a flash forward to action in the future or better yet a dream sequence full of action. Easy combat to give the player a taste of godhood they will intentionally never feel ingame outside of dream sequences. And sandwiching this tactical chess gameplay between scenes of worldbuilding helps put more action in the opener before the war starts.

I intended to use the idea of a chess tutorial for a moment where the protagonist of my big story learns emblem chess quickly and beats some guy at a bar for food money, letting his foe put extra pieces on the board in return for a bigger reward if the hero wins. But explaining abstract videogame concepts through the visually familiar language of board games before they are needed for primary gameplay seems like a great idea. It can work there. It can work here.

>be protag training swordfighting techniques
>bitchy rival tells you to come at him
>hit him hard
>he fucking stabs you
>call a healer over and get healed
>the cunt stabs your healer
>nonfatally but still holy shit
>healer heals herself
>kick cunts ass because he was not healed
>this combat tutorial covers attacking, getting counterattacked, healing, and the importance of protecting your very squishy healer

That's moment is definitely going into the game. But a chessboard tutorial lets me explain everything all at once and promise the player there will be unique classes and gimmicks, even ones that have no reason to be on characters that will be playable early on.

By the time the war starts, the player does not need to have their ears stuffed full of shit like "Archers are better than they will ever be in Flier Emblem: Three Non Dragon Riders aka your dancer and healer and lord" or "Healers can promote into Combination Healer and Offensive Spellcasters, Armoured Healers on a Horse, and Armoured Healers without a Horse".
Anonymous
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No.6049
One retarded roommate I'm forced to live with disconnected my mini-PC from my TV because "It was fucking with the TV signal!" then threw a tantrum when I asked who did it.
Everyone else I talked to was confused when they saw the PC disconnected. But this guy? His tantrum, he takes it personally and makes retarded excuses for his choice to fuck with my stuff, it's him.
And this fucking guy... Imagine thinking a turned-off old office PC can fuck with a television signal in any way! The fucking thing isn't magnetized or magic!
I know he hates hearing "No" almost as much as he hates hearing "Here's why you're wrong", but holy shit, what he believes to be true is not physically possible.
Bad weather has fucked with our TV signals for brief periods of time before, and bad weather will fuck with our TV signal for brief periods of time again. It has nothing to do with this small PC.
It is not physically possible for a HDMI cable plugged into an old office PC switched off at the plug to fuck with a television signal.
I told him he's wrong, and he got huffy yet cautious. He's far more aggressive with the other men and women in his life, but with me... He fucking knows. He knows not to push me too far. He knows there's a limit before he is forced to tone down his wannabe tough guy persona even more than usual to avoid a broken nose or broken finger, but he's also not smart enough to realize why he hesitates to go full retard around me. So he half-heartedly half-asses his usual violent cowardly negroid persona.
Why do subhuman "White Negroes" like him with IQ lower than most breeds of dog and ape view Technology as this mysterious magical black box that you can never truly objectively know anything about?
The superstitious retard saw his precious TV signal get fucked with, it hurt his ability to watch Dangerous Real Cops: On The Front Lines Of The War On The Poor or whatever catchier title it's got, and he started unplugging and switching off random bullshit around the room until the bad weather passed. Then the retard made the connection in his "brain" and isn't willing to be told no lying down.
I'm the guy who put this PC together. I know its fucking capabilities better than a superstitious ape. Sure, all I did was replace some parts with slightly better ones, but when I was fucking with its internals he was looking at me with a mix of the confusion and awe of an ape watching a card trick for the first time and the hesitancy of a sober man watching his overconfident drunk friend fuck with an IED. Asking me if I know what I'm doing, if I'm sure this will work, like he expects the fucking thing to explode. He should watch fewer soap operas about old shouty whores and more factual shows about how things work and how they're made.
He expects to always have his way. Even when he's being completely fucking unreasonable. If you disagree with him, he starts saying some obnoxious sentence starter with a loud clear authoritative tone, and then he pauses to let his brain catch up with his mouth and try to contrive an excuse for him to think he's right. He's so pathetic and huffy whenever he's questioned, even for a second. So agitated, so aggressive, so growly and whiny. He's not used to being questioned, and he thinks he's being fair when he huffs and puffs stabbably and claims he "Doesn't want any arguing". Is that the way his mother talked to him when he was six, his mother told him to take a bath, and he wanted to whine that he didn't want to? That's how childish and feminine he is, but if you call his bluff and say "If you want your argument with the facts to end, respect reality and understand why I'm right" he'll run away from the big man as fast as possible. He'll run with his tail between his legs. Then he'll hoot and howl and smack objects around in his pathetic bedroom. It's scared someone before, probably, but he knows what trying to fuck with me will get him. His pillows and shelves and door don't fight back, so he runs to them. I talked to a girl he was "dating" (he takes her to dinner, she eats then leaves, he tells himself this relationship is going well) and all she wanted to talk about while he was on the shitter upstairs (he's not using my toilet, alphas don't let betas use their toilets) was what a total faggot she thinks he is. She didn't even want to talk about my videogames. I felt bad for him just hearing her vent her frustrations about him, and all the silly stories about the scenes he caused for her at restaurants while she wished the floor would just swallow her whole. There was a moment where I thought she was coming on to me and I told her I'm taken but she rolled her eyes, she wasn't coming on to me lmao oops. Anyway she dumped him. He sulked and listened to gay emo shit and growled about hating women despite his virtue-signalling about "the incel threat". fag.
His father never spanked him as a child, so he dares others to remind him he's not invincible. But he can smell danger on me. He knows he'll never be able to look at himself in the mirror if he ever sees himself with cotton up his nose. He's the most negatively, toxically feminine guy I've ever met. Even if he was a sexy woman I'd want to leave him, because that's how unbearable he is. And he's not a sexy woman, he's an ugly narcissist obsessed with the gayest clothing imaginable because deep down he knows the expensive clothing is all that makes women think he's a higher-status male than he is before his cringe beta "cry in a bathroom because college is sooo stressful and the teacher told me i'm wrong, I fucking HATE! HER! and I hope she gets molested!" stink drives them away. Yeah, that's the kind of shit he says when crying to people who really expected more from him. Can't imagine why they would. Everybody who knows him wishes they didn't. I fucking hear the regret in his mother's voice when he loses his temper with her and shouts platitudes at her, and if he could hear it too maybe he'd stop thinking he's God's gift to women.
Anonymous
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No.6050
I'm not an inherently violent guy. I'm not the type to be hostile towards someone for no reason. I'm fine not being the dominant force in the room. I don't like hurting or intimidating people. I'm good in a fight, but that doesn't mean I go out of my way looking for fights. I'm not a helpless man. I'm not a toothless gutless coward. I'm a good man. His niggery behaviour, especially when he starts trying to make his inability to handle adult feelings your problem... He's not a good man. Or much of a man at all. He's used to people rolling over to avoid upsetting him because he's used to soft people, and he can sense I'm not one of them. He's never been cornered and forced to fight his way out of a bad situation. He's never had to fight for his life despite his injuries. It's been a very long time since I've ever had to fight for my life. Sometimes I wonder if I'll forget how to go into that mindset some day when I need it. But I'll never forget how those moments felt when I was there. I don't like how that mindset feels. How it feels to just push everything personal and emotional back like pushing hair out of your eyes, to just focus on solving problems. Weighing choices. Looking around for escape routes and tools. It doesn't feel like some magical powerup straight out of an anime. It feels cold. That's not who I want to be. I'll be the problem solver for somebody I care about if that's what it takes. But I've been there long enough to know it's not something worth composing songs about. There's more to a good man than what he must become when his life is on the line.
Anonymous
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No.6053
Another day of hard work and hard exercise. When I took my underwear off the sweatmark my cheeks left looked like a dick and balls! I'd take a picture but pictures of underwear are lewd so I can't ever do that.

It's kind of weird to make notes on my phone for later when I am out in the wild. Here I am on a big hike and what do I do? Write ideas for book stuff and game stuff. I'm always thinking. Even when trying to take time off to relax, what do I do? Hike for hours, come home at practically fucking midnight freezing my adorable cheeks off, and write my ideas on my phone when resting. When I confessed to my girl I feel guilty when I take time off to read recreationally, she said that's one of the saddest things she's ever heard and I should make the protag of my book say that. But about himself, not about me, of course. My protag doesn't know I exist. He grew up reading fictional books that are doubly fictional to me. Because it is FUCKING WEIRD when alien elves in an alien otherworldly realm use human slang terms and tropes and cultural concepts in conversation. The alien who has never read a single human novel shouldn't say his holy grail is the bluepilled white whale that Batmanned his parents and scapegoated him and sent him down the rabbit hole. At that point you might as well make Hitler talk about Fortnite and the mating dances of flumerian blorpos on blozarko prime. He has no fucking reason to know what these are. Elves 4000 years ago have no fucking reason to make a Jojo's reference or a Shakespeare reference.

My notes are a schizophrenic mess full of abbreviations. Barely any organization. Tragic writing about how "Granddad died working down the mines, told his son on his deathbed to never mine and make sure his kids never mine" and "Dad doesn't believe in son" and "Hero has accepted some of the lies of society and believes he is worthless if not sacrificing himself or helping somebody, dad takes it further and views the purpose of life to sacrifice for a system that hates him, big dad wrongfully encourages his smart son to give up on being smart and striving for better things" right next to "earth beats lightning beats air beats earth" and "in fights faster guy should get another attack in per 5 speed points he has over attacker? Or just when faster guy initiates combat? Reduce power of each extra attack made? Test later".
Anonymous
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No.6117
I am sure the greatest innovation in MMORPG game design will come when they stop trying to be world of whorecraft and start trying to be manlier games like Dark Souls and DMC and Monster Hunter
AND
introduce a system where you can fill slots in your party with AI companions just as good as the average human player.
You will never struggle to find party members to run dungeons with you. No egomaniac tanks or healers who view dps as brainless replaceable subhuman automatons to compensate for their own inadequacies. You won't find yourself unable to do dungeons appropriate to your level while your friends are 2 months behind you in power and everyone else is 6 months ahead of you in character level or gear level.
The only people bothering to play with other people... will be the people who WANT to make friends and enjoy the game with others.
Make the social aspect aka interacting with humans as optional as the antisocial aspect aka killing players of other humans.
Games make these dedicated pvp battlegrounds and pvp enabled zones and places where you can kill other players but get punished for it, because they dont want to dedicate themselves to being full on always-pvp games.
MMOs are retarded because in good games like Dark Souls and DMC you must mitigate incoming damage through evasion or blocking while killing the enemies, healing yourself if you fuck up. MMOs take the duties a single man can handle and split them up amongst 4 or 5 or 10 or 20 or 40 players, maybe more. Everyone gets their own bite sized portion of easy gameplay. Just click the glowing icons when they glow because of RNG based talent trees filled out with the meta picks dictated to you by youtubers, and your character will handle minimizing incoming enemy damage by getting as much of it as possible on the tank, negating that damage with heals, or damaging foes so they die before your healer runs out of mana or some Enrage Timer triggers godmode for the bosses or you're kicked out of the dungeon for taking too long or somebodys IRL bullshit fucks the raid up.
MMOs assume there will always be millions of idiots willing to numb their brains on the same game out of 100s with the right combination of classes and right level of power on at the same time speaking the same language. But the progression treadmill design of these games means that if you start playing new guilds that take the game as seriously as you and play with you during the times you can spend online might not want you until you're already better geared than them, know more of the game than them, and have more hours grinded and cash wasted ingame than them. No wonder so many guilds end up full of egomaniacs Discord moderators would laugh at. These MMOs try to hook whales with the fear of missing out so they can never stop escalating numbers. Player skill is redundant in these dumb gay games for babies. I am prejudiced against MMOs because they remind me of world of warcraft. But also because world of warcraft is gay it's holding the genre back.
Watch Josh Strife Hayes. I don't know if he hates Jews or not but I like his videos on MMOs. Almost every mistake in these MMOs comes from trying to be the next WoW, the next Minecraft, or another typical piece of korean grindshit. Fuck grinding. The only thing a man should grind are blades and his wife's ass. Why do the koreans love grinding so much? Grind for muscles, not imaginary bitches in Isekai Demon Waifu and World of Whatever Online. MMOs are full of mistakes made trying to imitate warcraft instead of iterating on and improving it. Nobody wants to be the better warcraft for smarter people. They want to be the gayer warcraft for dumber whales with fatter wallets. The cash shops and other disgusting forms of monetization aren't mistakes, they're design decisions. And affronts to God. These gay retards dont know how to design good videogames but they chose to hire experts in the field of scamming gay retards out of their money to help make their scam better at scamming money out of gay people obsessed with Bridget from Guilty Gear's cock.
Anonymous
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No.6127
Maybe I'm overthinking this story and getting too ambitious again. It doesn't have to touch on every topic. Just the important ones. I should cut less important ones like the anti smoking message. Smokers wouldn't smoke if they had enough soul to not choose addictive drugs that bring fleeting pleasure over the lasting deep satisfaction of doing the right thing. This game needs horse ass, good writing, authenticity, and several hard mode and easy mode difficulty options. It's enough to write something simple and fun about saving the day from evil. No need to get caught up in all the real life inspired darkness that would make a soycuck piss his pants and flee for his pillow fort crying about edgyness. I'll save darkness for the sequel and make a light story.
Anonymous
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No.6151
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The problem I see with your creative process is that much of it sounds like isolated ideas. Ideas which simply do not consider the "big picture" of the story you want to make.
As some others have pointed out, you tend to lose focus.

As per this specific idea.
>Is it retarded for me to literally invent good minorities and countries that can be our allies in our struggle for survival.
I think a story with this concept, has a greater chance of clicking with the normie than a story without it. And am not just sayin' that out of castizo futurism or some shit.
Anonymous
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No.6153
6154
>>6151
I think you're right. I'm getting distracted by ideas that might be neat, distracted from the big picture. Today I fucked around with videogame numbers and character class ideas while listening to audiobooks on writing. Also got groceries, exercised, ate healthily, did shit that's not worth mentioning when it's so routine. Hard to believe I used to be a fat fucking retard.

I have a vague idea in my head of the big pictures. One light and cheerful story about slaying evil to free a fantasy world. And then another one, a darker and grittier and more ambitious one closer to our reality despite the tactical sword and sorcery action. The first story with its chosen ones and combat schools preparing teens for war and magical weapons only the holy can wield and good noble families... In the sequel it will be revealed to be a fantasy book the hero grew up reading, and this hero is no chosen one destined by prophecy to save everyone, just a dangerous good man with no other option. They messed with his family, corrupted his country, destroyed his home. His world wouldn't be this shit if there were any good noble families like the ones in his favourite book. If they helped stop the realistic problems of his world, "Where were they all this time?" would be on everyone's minds.
I think that's something Arcane fucked up when it asked made Piltover as bad as it was. It's a city of corrupt assholes who put profit and comfort over doing the right thing. Every second the status quo stands for is another second somebody in the undercity is choking on poisonous gasses and pollution from Piltover. Making things better for the Undercity would be as easy as setting limits for how the cops can behave and working to reduce pollution in the city or giving it independence and letting it solve its own problems, Silco or no Silco. Jayce effortlessly finds corruption in his council with a day's effort and then to preserve his power he "has" to give in and embrace the corruption and cut sweetheart deals instead of going to Heimer and getting the corruption he's blind to exorcised. Heimer is eventually removed from power but only once the entire council is behind Jayce- Fuck I'm getting distracted.

I feel like my grimdark low fantasy ideas are too dark for the noblebright high magic fantasy ideas, and vice reversa, so I should split this up and save the bigger creative risks and darker subjects and harder battlefield challenges for the sequel. My first one should focus on fun, without completely abandoning story.
One proofreader said "Like how Advance Wars started off all cartoony and then did a gritty reboot?"
That concept isn't restricted to this series and I don't intend to ever treat war as lightly as the early Advance Wars games. People die, war is bad, people die when they're killed and there will be no Andy VS Eagle "Now that we've won the war against aliens, let's fight for fun and kill 10x the troops we lost in that final battle in the name of our rivalry as best friends!" moment, and no Feroxi Guard "Fight us and kill us all to prove you're who you say you are and get us on your side or whatever, even if some of your troops permanently died nonlethally slaughtering us to the last man" bullshit. If there's ever a story battle where permadeath is supposed to be off I'll change the dialogue and permadeath level appropriately like in FE 3 Houses.
Anonymous
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No.6154
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>>6153
Just ask yourself whether something "mixes" well with the rest of the story. It's kinda like cooking. I think...
>In the sequel it will be revealed to be a fantasy book the hero grew up reading
That sounds interesting tbh. I imagine the contrast between the two would make for an interesting marketing campaign.
Anonymous
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No.6159
Modern political discussions feel like I'm arguing about what happened in a book with someone illiterate who only watched the movie remake of the movie adaption of the book.
>>6154
So far the bird and fish people mix really well in my story. Helps my world feel like it's bigger than just "One race and the baddies".
Anonymous
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No.6162
Can't believe there's fucking sonic.exe spooky face bullshit in Touhou Gensokyo Reloaded when you try putting in new characters. "An irregularity has been detected in the game files! oooOOOOooooo reversed music, big grins and blood, how scary!". Thought we as a species grew past this kind of shit when we got too old to find slenderman and doki doki bitch club scary.
Anonymous
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No.6167
Seems the only people whose favourite Beastars character is Haru are horny people who want to fuck her and femoid whores who feel validated when they self insert as the reason a better written protagonist started being a hero.
I think it's because Haru is boring.
A monster who doesn't want to be a monster is interesting. If he sees himself as a monster but shouldn't, that's interesting. A prey creature who doesn't want to be helpless is interesting. When there's tension between two sides of a character, that's interesting. The best written superheroes have alter egos that matter so their human lives as ordinary people can matter and conflict with their hero life. Spiderman would just be another disposable superhero with another animal gimmick if it wasn't for the themes of responsibility and power, and how being Peter matters. Whether the character is a superhero or not, the audience needs something to latch onto.
A man who goes out and acts heroic can get into all sorts of interesting adventures and find all sorts of interesting questions he may struggle to answer.
And Haru is at home, being boring. Or she's whining about Legosi not making the first move often enough or disappearing to go and fight crime or whatever.
Haru feels like a half baked idea. Sometimes she has to verbally remind the audience, "I'm a character! I'm interesting!" But the author wouldn't feel the need to do that if the character had something to do in this story besides being desired by Legosi.
Whether the idea of a woman who has given herself up to countless men just so she can feel in control of something for a change appeals to you or not, she doesn't have anything to do in her story besides get captured sometimes.
Louis has his Louisness, his character arc, the lions, all the wacky adventures he gets into. Juno entered a room when anti carnivore sentiment was at its highest and effortlessly got everyone to get along, and dominated that school festival thing. I'm not in love with her but a carnivore woman who wants to be loved by carnivore and herbivore society is more interesting than Haru the rabbit girl who is... there, I guess.
Juno seems controlled by society's lies sometimes(we were probably supposed to disapprove when she said racial segregation seems pretty based), and a woman who wants to get the man to use him for something is probably a classic female love story trope because that seems like an excellent way to contrast her idea of love and any manipulative games she plays with the lead heroine's innocent true love of the hero and any scenes involving her losing to other women at female mindgames by being too innocent and pure.
Juno seems to be a better written female character in comparison to Haru, or at least a more interesting one.
Maybe I'll eat my words a few chapters later when she starts being interesting. Haven't read it all yet.
But there's no tension with Haru being born a cute little protected rabbit girl and choosing to exist as a cute little protected rabbit girl who's also horny.
When you want to accomplish something and you set out to do it, that's interesting. Especially if it's something you aren't physically or mentally built for. Judy was a small weak bunny who wanted to be a cop and take down criminals. What does Haru want? What is she willing to risk or lose to get it? How does this drive her forward and make her interact with the other characters and the core plot?
Maybe the show would have turned out more interesting if Haru was a wannabe journalist or wannabe cop who helped with the initial devouring case and wanted to close down the black market or take down one of the major crime families in it. She might start out thinking all bad carnivores need to be "brought to justice" and locked away in horrible conditions before growing and coming to realize society and socioeconomic factors are to blame and restorative justice can work better than punitive justice in this setting if the author wants it to. It would add something to this character that feels missing, though I'm sure a million other writers have their own ideas for what could have helped Haru as a character.
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No.6168
Three houses is FUCKING GAY
it has good ideas and fucks up too many of them
There'a a mock battle between the Three Houses: Slytheravenclaw, Griffindor, and Hufflepuff.
Then they fight for real later on, trying to kill each other. The trailer bait shots hype this up. "Once, we fought here as friends! Now, we fight here as enemies!"
But when we get to that scene...
The characters are supposed to be fighting and killing each other for no reason because "It's so foggy we can't tell who is who". And then the map is fucking clear. No fog. No fog of war effect where the map tiles are greyed out and enemies are hidden if they are outside the vision range of your units.
And when two characters fight, they recognize each other and say something like "I wish we didn't have to fight" or "I'll fucking kill you, you little shit, how dare you abandon our side and fight for their fucking side" and then proceed to fight.
They act like ideology or war compels them to fight, they don't act like a mysterious fog is forcing them to be unable to see who is who before or after the fight.
Why not just give Claude an actual motive for wanting to work against Dimitri in this battle?
Perhaps he thinks fucking Dimitri's forces up while they fuck Edelgard's forces up will put his Worcestershire Alliance in the perfect position to be the dominant power on the condiment- I mean continent. Then in the end his dad turns out to be a bastard who wanted to dominate the continent through war, forcing Claude to fight his dad with your help and maybe kill the old fart. It'd make more sense than locking the fight with Nemesis behind this route choice of all fucking route choices.
Edelgard is pretty cool as far as Lelouch Vi Britannia inspired idealists willing to kill for their ideals go.
And the Dimitri shit...
He goes off the fucking deep end and gets the typical japanese psycho character personality. A Joker wannabe only pissed off. Then he feels bad about being cringe and gets all sad.
Dimitri fights for the status quo whether he realizes it or not. You can't denounce revolution for the blood it would spill without ignoring the blood routinely spilled in the name of preserving the status quo. But instead of making him a hypocritical retard like Suzaku or Cornelia from Code Geass they make him a mad dog obsessed with vengeance, yet for some reason he has no respect for Edelgard's need for vengeance against the system that wronged her, her family, and countless others?
Dimitri was motivated to find out who killed his family at Duskull or whatever but then he decided it had to be Edelgard and investigates this no further, and because she never thinks to say "Those Who Slither In The Dark aka the TWISTID did it, I'm working with the underground futuristic mole people who killed our god's mommy and made sick magic weapons from her bones and infused her magic DNA into some people to create Crests aka Holy Blood aka Kekkei Genkai but when we're done with their proxy war on the church I'm turning on them for mutating me with two Kekkei Genkais and killing my family, you can help" they have to kill each other for the sake of tragic emotion bait rather than a logical coherent story.
It feels like this story was rushed. Maybe if it had seven years of development time they could have figured this stuff out.
Then again Arcane had seven years of development time and they still had weird moments in the writing.
That cop guy fucking hated the Undercity. Why did he chloroform and save Vi and say "He'll kill you", only to drag her off to Stillwater Prison so she can be held without due process, beaten regularly, and locked up indefinitely without a crime on her record? She and her friends ran from cops, hurt some cops when fleeing, and accidentally blew up part of a building when breaking into a Piltover penthouse and robbing it. Vi has done crimes that could have been on her record to keep Caitlyn from asking questions about that.
It's as if they knew he had to do this so the plot could happen this way, but they didn't realize him "saving her" and dragging her to a hellish prison didn't make much sense. But if he chloroformed her and said "Gotcha, you little rat... Everything that happened tonight is your fault... And you're going away for a long time" that would have made more sense.
Fundamentally who the hell is that cop guy supposed to be? He's classist for no reason (expected him to say his wife was killed and robbed on a trip to the Undercity, maybe she went down there to help her for bonus irony points) and inconsistently unsure about what kind of person he wants to be. He's easily the show's weakest part.
At least with Jinx reflexively shooting her third dad for trying to kill her sister (he wanted to take away her ability to choose anyone but him, he was a bastard right to the end) you can understand why this mindfucked girl would shoot a rocket at Piltover thinking that's what he wanted when really he just wanted to scare them into giving his land peace, even though all that fear he wanted to cultivate scared them into thinking the Undercity wanted Piltover's destruction.
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No.6169
Everyone loves Blaze from Sonic The Hedgehog.
It's a fanbase defined by its fractured nature and reputation for aggressively arguing with itself, something alien to most consoomers.
If you like the 2D and hate the 3D you'll probably hate when the 3D becomes like bad 2D but in 3D.
Sonic is Mario but furry, fast, and full of safe marketable 90s "attitude" if you want to be needlessly reductive.
Silver Sonic is the obligatory robot fake Sonic and so is Metal Sonic and Mecha Sonic.
Knuckles, Shadow, Jet, Silver, Blaze, all of these rivals take the same template of the edgy rival and do something different with it.
Knuckles starts out tricked into working for Eggman just like Shadow and Jet, before they realize Eggman is the baddie.
But Silver starts out working for hedgehog mephistopheles which is totally different I guess. He's a future trunks ripoff.
Jet is just the typical sports movie smug asshole.
Shadow had his memories fucked with and blah blah blah Space Colony Ark blah blah Maria and Black Doom blah.
But Blaze is unique as far as Sonic rivals go because even though nothing about her is inherently original, and she even rips off Espio's visual gimmick of spinning like a top instead of spinning like a wheel, and even though her backstory is a multiple choice question before the retcon, people like her because she never goes through the generic smug evil rival phase.
When she opposes Sonic it's because she thinks this is her responsibility and hers alone. She changes, not by changing goals, but by realizing she and Sonic had the same goal all along.
It's a shame the entire dimension she comes from is so boring. 90% water and barely anything to do. Her main villain Eggman Nigger is just an Eggman coloured wrong.
Seems the best "heroes of their own story" kind of characters have their own villains to oppose when they aren't showing up in the main character's story.
And who they oppose, how they oppose them, and why can say a lot of interesting things about them.
Would have been cooler if instead of the boring eggman recolour her main villain was some cool unique villain uniquely tied to the unique setting and world she came from. Would have been cooler if her world felt more like its own world and less like Sonic's world only in Encore Mode.
Anonymous
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No.6170
My girl and I have so many cute moments I'm not telling anyone about. These are my memories. Nobody elses. She loves me. It would be wrong for me to give the world live updates on our sex life. Some people rush for a phone the second something happens to them so they can tell their social media stream about it. But I won't even tell people the pet name I gave my darling. You don't need to know how often we do things together or what we have done. There will not be a bingo card full of relationship milestones like first fight and anal intercourse and argument over food. Nobody is gambling over the bingo cards where everyone makes their own bingo cards full of shit they expect to hear about in my relationship and putting down money at the start while picking a charity so the first guy to get bingo has all the money go to his chosen charity. My girl isn't high stakes RWBYngo. I have nothing to prove to anyone but myself and my ancestors and God. Drawing horse thighs for my sword and sorcery anime titty chess game is the kind of thing I should talk about while working on this game. My first game will focus on being a fun game with a fun story and my second game will focus on being a good story with a good game. Gonna draw some big fuckin boobs for this one.
Anonymous
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No.6182
Man, writing something that speaks to the hyperborean aryan spirit through the medium of sword and sorcery chess and big titty monster girls while still being a fun videogame and a good story even if you ignore the politics is hard.
I'm going to go back to work on that Sonic fangame for a while, writing a good Sonic story is so easy Sega employees actually managed to accomplish that about once or twice over thirty years.
I need more experience as a writer before I tackle something this ambitious.
Sonic 06 was killed by its overambition after all. and incompetence and bad decisions and other things.
fucking seriously sonic 06 came out in 2006 and people discovering this for the first time through 20 year old Let's Plays are STILL saying "wait if Mephiles can time travel to wherever he wants whenever he wants AND he can just fucking shoot sonic in the heart from behind to make elise cry to release iblis, but letting elise die on Eggman's ship will also release Iblis, why did he fucking bother getting Silver and Sonic and Shadow involved in this convoluted mess of a plot when he could have just shot everybody in a row at 3AM? Characterization can explain why Eggman feels the need to "Defeat" Sonic instead of simply cheating, but Mephiles lacks any concrete characterization beyond what we infer and make up based on his retarded choices. Guess he was just that big a sadist, I suppose, it's all that can justify his retarded choices. Why didn't they think to make Mephiles a sealed-away spirit who tempts others into making horrible choices until one of those choices eventually frees him and allows him to start doing his evil plan shit himself?"
This was clearly the first draft of a story that desperately needed another revision or twenty.
This writing is below the standards usually set by Sonic games and their dedication to the Fallout standard- I mean the SEGA standard.
bernooli.
fuck, this was cursed from the start.
they only gave themselves two years to make "the biggest best sonic game ever" despite how 3D (and worse, increased demand for prettier graphics) made development slower and more expensive (did I mention they started designing these games before the consoles they were going to be on were even out yet?) because nobody thought to gain a few extra years of development time by having another company make Shadow The Hedgehog, but then halfway through development Masturbation Samurai or whatever his fucking name was quit the company and half the team was pulled away from Sonic 06 to make Sonic and the Secret Rings, a party game with bad temple run gameplay as the single player mode. Also even though Blaze's game Sonic Rush was already out, making her a princess from another dimension, they remake her in this game as a time traveller from the future who sacrifices herself by sealing a fire monster inside herself even though this never comes up again and she already had fire powers.
Sega had playtesters, right? Adult playtesters, and kids for focus-tests, right? Sega should have ran all its dumbest decisions by a small child aged ten or up first, to see if it was blatantly retarded or not.
Sonic 06 ends in everyone collectively agreeing to pretend this never happened, hitting the time reset button. Like an old Greek play getting so fucked up and messy and convoluted, only the Deus Ex Machina of the author coming down on a machine's crane can set things right.
Maybe the franchise would have been better off if 06 never happened.
Or if Unleashed didn't ruin 3D Sonic by trying to combine Mach Speed and Boost gameplay to make the dumbed-down modern boost formula, missing everything that made boost interesting in Rush.
Or if Sonic Colours wasn't praised for being lowest common denominator Sonic without anything ambitious or creative. No wonder the series went on to give us Lost World, Forces, and everyone's favourite racing game Generations.
I am not hyped for Frontiers. I don't care if they have a good writer now, they're probably going to give him retarded mandates. More than ever before. Or ensure he's only allowed to write a few sidequests in a game full of disposable sidequests that fucking feel procedurally generated on the fly.

Old 2D Sonic games were able to make each zone feel fresh and distinct and new using level gimmicks, theme-ing (fuck my spellchecker for not thinking that's a word) and good level layouts.

SEGA doesn't know how to do that in 3D.
So they rely on setpieces instead, and automation, and fucking cutscenes. And alternate playable characters to shake up the stale one note gameplay or hide away bits of sonic lore that should have been in the main story to make it a complete coherent experience.

I bet if you listed every Sonic game, replacing originals with inferior remakes whenever inferior remakes of a game exist, you'll get a list with hardly any good Sonic games. Adventure 1 and 2 have bad ports, the original trilogy and knuckles? bad ports. ...Oh shit, that list has no good sonic games now except Sonic Advance 1 and 3, and Riders 1, and if you're feeling very generous, Generations and daytime Sonic stages in Unleashed. No wonder people think Sonic can't work in 3D. They haven't played the fangames made by amateurs in their bedrooms that do it better than Segay ever could.

Sometimes it feels hopeless. But if I just keep making the games I want to play, I'll get through this.
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No.6183
Maybe I should keep my Fallout Equestria related posting in this thread. Seems every time I mention it my thoughts are just "that part was gay. Kkat is gay" and maybe "Would have been better if x was written that way instead". Feels repetitive. People are probably getting sick of seeing it. Nobody wants to write anything as gay as Fallout Equestria unless they suck penis while writing gay porn to make it gayer. So talking about ways Fallout Equestria could have been improved are pointless. It is exactly what the author wanted it to be, in all his pseudointellectual confused black and white neolibtard communist insanity. It's a nonsense world that exists to enable a violent narcissist's rampage and disguise it as a moral crusade against every ideology that doesn't begin and end with neolibtardist democracy and LP worship. I should just forget about FE.

I'm writing a different FE now. Fire Emblem. Wargaming for the digital age, where the only plastic pieces that move a few inches per turn are the dilators and sounding rods and buttplugs of the gay cheating phoenix mode and grinding fans. I'm making my game for the based challenge enjoyers and based good story enjoyers so there will be no opportunity to grind the challenge out of the game unless I fuck up somewhere and need to patch it out for hard mode. FE is about strategy and risk management. Luck grinding makes things too easy. EXP and Gold grinding makes things too easy. I removed luck from the equation because good equations don't rely on question marks. And having infinite resources and an infinite supply of disposable pawns certainly makes things too easy. Hours of experimentation with Advance Wars and Fire Emblem mechanics taught me many things. It taught me Phalanxing was a genius idea. It also taught me I need to make every building something that can be exhausted like the resources in Age of Empires for PS2 and Command And Conquer's Tiberium.

This encourages fast dangerous exciting play as you battle for control over limited finite resources before your opponent drains them attacking your army and economy. Advance Wars is great but it is also too slow. How many Command and Conquer or Starcraft or Warcraft or even Tooth and Tail games could you play during the average Advance Wars By Web game? Fire Emblem sometimes rewards fast play with thieves that carry sick loot and will escape the map if not killed and villages/villagers/green units to optionally save, and sometimes it punishes slow play with hard time limits like "win in x turns" or soft time limits like "in x turns reinforcements will flood the battlefield and they might be OP" or mandatory objectives like "the things on this map to save must be saved or it is game over". It will suit that series to give finite gold supplies to the buildings you can take over and get gold from each turn to spend on disposable guys, and it will suit Fire Emblem to let players level these guys up with fixed 100% growths. Instead of getting generic units for killing all named units, you get generic units from factories and they're technically all Jagens as you'd rather not waste EXP on disposable puppets from a factory as that EXP could benefit your named characters later on. I want to add a Morale Meter to Advance Wars that will encourage early game aggression and ensure whoever wins the early game advantage and makes their victory 40 minutes to two hours later inevitable will get the game over and done with faster while discouraging infantry/mech spam walls and rewarding smart swift stylish plays. I would also make sea units cheaper, add more sea units, make the game control faster and use a mouse instead of a cursor controlled by the D Pad or arrows, remove luck from the game and rework all characters built around luck, and reduce infantry HP so they can be OHKOd by tanks and anti air but probably not recons.
Anonymous
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No.6186
The digimon cult of "true believers" in digimon magic is more cringe than Hypnoponies and Tulpas but not as cringe as Chris Chan.
Anonymous
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No.6192
In the mind of the normie, "Fascism" is just "Force-ism". The aesthetics of WW2's good guys plus a vague idea of a military dictatorship, but the bad kind. You know, the kind that doesn't dress like the normie's fake heroes. The "force ists" are willing to use force when the normies dont want them to and that's it. Maybe they have strong views on who is and isn't white enough exaggerated into views on who is and isn't human enough to live. The normie's views on right and wrong are exclusively shaped by who holds the monopoly on legal force in the nation and who is the dominant cultural authority. They don't really think at all and they don't really believe anything, they just pretend to believe whatever is convenient in the moment. If a Captain Planet style PSA told them to make white babies and hate Jews and they lived under Nazi rule it would be more effective at changing their mind than a million documentaries about jewish crimes against humanity. These drones support current thing and that's it, lacking the autonomy to question authority even when their programmers try to make the new culture all about rejecting some authority figures(church, "the man", etc) while embracing godless government and corporations and globalism. They have truly outsourced their decision making to others.
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No.6197
Is it just me or was that Helluva Boss episode where Octavia went to see "the stars" really fucking boring?
The jokes had been done before and done better elsewhere, and you could see them coming from a mile away.
Maybe if you knew who the voice actors are you'd laugh at the demon guy being mistaken for someone else?
The octavia stuff was boring and dumb. She's the daughter of a hell baron or whatever, she should know about earth. She didn't lose the book that teleported her to earth upon arriving there so she should have just used the book over and over.
The fireworks at the end seemed to come from nowhere. I probably missed a visual gag somewhere.
I liked the scene where octavia crept into the office, and was spotted by Luna, who didn't give a shit. That joke never gets old.
Luna's backstory turned out to be so over the top it's impossible to take seriously.
This show feels more like family guy with every episode. Random shit to see what sticks, jokes you've heard before, jokes you'll only laugh at if you're a teenager who still laughs at poo and wee, jokes that probably got a small chuckle in the writers room, and sappy melodrama the show hasn't built up towards or earned. That's probably too harsh for me to say. It isn't as bad as Family Guy. But it is becoming closer to Family Guy, and I wish it had more confidence in its premise and characters, I wish it had the confidence to write something deep about these characters and this world without filler episodes like this one.
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No.6198
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I was feeling bad about how harshly I critiqued Chatoyance's work when I read it. It's why I felt the urge to praise the accidentally hilarious unintended attack on the Trekkietard's utopian ideal.
I don't feel bad about that any more.
And to be fair, The Conversion Bureau is a fundamentally absurd premise that misses everything valuable that can be learned from FIM and its characters in favor of a typical fantasy where the characters from your favourite product come to save you from earth or what you expect its future to be. Nothing would change about TCB if Pokemon or Digimon or the cast of Jump Force were the ones sent to Earth under these circumstances with a Pokemonification Field or Animeification Field spreading due to the will of Arceus, Godmon, or N. "Prometheus" Glover.
Ready Player One was a pile of shit.
Ready Player One claimed Pop Culture, mankind's new pool of cultural ideas is a worthy replacement for religion.
Have you never seen Godless whores write about Vaporeon, Gardevoir, Ankha, Kirk and Picard, Freddy Fazbear, Slenderman, fucking Youtubers, Vtubers, and more?
Spongebob quotes and Star Wars Prequel quotes are not a worthy replacement for Bible quotes.
But The Conversion Bureau misses all the good thing ponies can teach humanity and help humanity accomplish in favour of literally transforming humans into "inherently superior kinder softer" beings and then dumping in the middle of fucking nowhere so they can chew grass in refugee camps and get along now that humanity is a forgotten idea.
Despite all its pseudointellectual pseudorealism (fucking MUH MALTHUSIAN COLLAPSE, gotta breed less than we die and keep our population counts controllable by our unquestionable rulers for... some reason!) it's got nothing intellectual to do with the concepts of ponies. A liberal able to see why liberalism has failed deserves applause, but Chatty's response to seeing the shallow endgame of the stated end goals leftists lie about having is to decide humanity is too imperfect for liberalism and superior technology, a superior planet, the aid of magic and aliens and a literal goddess or godlike alien being, and a superior human race is necessary to make liberalism finally work for once.
This third rate fanfiction is no smarter than the Harry Potter fanfiction my dead little sister wrote when she was ALMOST TEN about Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts showing up on her doorstep to whisk her away on a magic adventure in another world.
Except she had the good sense not to pretend this was some kind of hard sci-fi masterpiece.
Jesus, Chatoyance!
Jesus wasn't "Semitic", his murderers were.
The Judeans, killers of Christ, forced the Romans to kill him. And then to add insult to injury they stole Israel and the term Jew.
Is it normal to wish the world actually had an army of Christians out there determined to take over the world, or at least the whitest parts of it, and purge the worst forms of degeneracy from it?
Purging degeneracy is an inherently good thing, which is why the demons who seek to demonize it always depict purgers purging something other than degeneracy in their fantasy propaganda. They have to pretend we want to execute people over mattress tags and parking tickets, because they pardon black/muslim gang rapists (or give them slap-on-the-wrist sentences to get them back on the streets hurting whites as quickly as possible) and execute men for defending their daughters from black/muslim gang rapists.
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No.6202
It barely took a week of TV for someone I knew to go from "eat the rich, fuck the royalty" to "omg im so sad over the queen dying, she worked hard every day and she did more for this country than any of us". Now he's forgotten all about her because it hasnt been tv for a while. Reprogrammable robot. If he went a week without TV he would forget about Ukraine and Russia. Maybe it's the overstimulation of modern life, choice paralysis, and choice fatigue, and demoralization that gives people the memories of goldfish. Or maybe it's the demoralization and brainwashing schools that numb the mind with rote memorization of information useless to our career paths in life. Some people don't use any of the muscles in their body, not even their minds.

I got bored trying to make a good Fire Emblem and took a break to make a simpler one. I'll do my big ambitious game later in life when I am a better writer. For now, time for the more lighthearted adventure of horse girl vs the aliens.
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Dumping this here so my wall of text doesn't scare away writing discussion.

What do you dislike most about Ben 10? Analyzing and critiquing stuff is fun, and this overhyped kid's cartoon jumped countless sharks in its lifespan. Someone here has to have something to say about that show.

Personally I think simply having greatness fall into your lap is a gay premise for any hero when compared to working hard to earn it. Even working hard to unlock your potential is better than just having the I Win button on a watch. Peter Parker's struggle to balance adult responsibilities and superhuman responsibilities is always interesting no matter how he is ripped off, but this show fumbles that by making the mundane human world an afterthought. Adult relationships? Your girlfriend discovers your secret identity and is fine with everything, even the lies and lack of trust, and Ben eventually breaks up with her in a fucking family guy cutaway gag flashback.

Also, the watch gets wanked harder than insert cock joke here. The ultimate weapon's greatest weakness will always be its wielder, but the show does nothing interesting with that. Ben goes from bratty kid to boring to unbearable. Once Ultimate Alien sanded off Ben's rough edges too early and made him a generic saintly good boy doing his best the writers had nowhere to take him but downhill. Better writers could have made his attempts to be good and elements of his old nature conflict naturally but hey. Or I could be charitable and blame executive meddling on everything wrong with the show ever.

The Omnitrix is too powerful, too supreme, too absolute. It can turn you into the genetically perfected (or Mega Evolved) fittest version of anything including a God, it can protect you by transforming you without your input, it prevents you from dying period because it can revive you (usually), I could go on but I'm trying not to get distracted by tangents and rants. Once you give your character immortality and godhood the story has nowhere to go unless you introduce more gods to fight but they went beyond that. After too many shark jumps no villains are allowed to present a credible threat to the heroes, not even one bad alternate Ben or bad versions of Ben's aliens or an army of bad alternate Bens or even a wannabe God. Whoever wears the watch is the universe's new double God, able to get put on trial by regular Gods in a joke episode and defeat the greatest gladiator of the omniscient ombipotent god race in trial by combat.

The show's wild tone shifts happen because their attempts to make this kid's show already full of dark moments and dark implications "darker and grittier and more mature" translated to wooden dialogue, backgrounds too dark to see, and scenes where characters stand around and talk, inferior transformation scenes, and fight scenes where characters stand around and use their powers on disposable waves of identical enemies, and a story arc where the guy who didnt want to kill an intergalactic tyrant is immediately ready to kill his friend for going mad. Once you give your protag godhood where can you take this show besides sillyland, realm of the stupid unfunny jokes?

Kevin was pure evil in the original series and it worked. The evil rival without any of the hero's good qualities is a classic trope overused for good reason. Vilgax was nothing but a physical threat and plots any villain could think up. Kevin could have grown into a bigger threat than Vilgax and he was already a more interesting character because of where he could go, what lines he could cross or choose not to cross. Then in Alien Force they decide to introduce a new character, the funniest guy in the entire franchise and easily its best character, but then they decide to name him Kevin and tie this completely different character to the baggage of the old for no discernible reason beyond confused fanservice and a misunderstanding of why anyone would like one of or both of these characters. Kevin doesn't go anywhere interesting with who he used to be, it's just swept under the rug with "Absorbing energy makes his kind crazy, it's why he doesn't do that any more except when he has to, and eventually he is gifted the ability to do that freely because power growth and new gifts equals character development right?". GwenxKevin was a good idea forced too fast, before anyone bought his rushed offscreen redemption they were already rushing this.
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The writers just don't know where to go when it comes to villains. The show's structure makes one off villains work but Ben jumps too many sharks to make Dark Magical Girl, Doofenshmirtz, Hypno, The Last Bugbender, Knight Stormtroopers, and Circus Freaks a credible threat to the man who beat a godly race's mightiest warrior by being gifted total control over Godhood. They also fuck up the idea of an AU Bad Ben with Eon and the Omniverse meme Bens, but the biggest missed opportunity has to be Albedo. Ben turns into aliens, Albedo is one. The creator of the Omnitrix shares his species, and he can look like Ben at any time- then they fuck that up by making him a pallete swap dumber than the real Ben except when he isn't. Alright, fine, Scourge is a better evil Sonic than Evil Sonic after all, but then they make him a joke character. Even giving him a Prototype Super Ultimate Omnitrix that's FUCKING RED AND BLACK and mega digivolves his aliens by TORTURING THEM IN A SIMULATED WORST CASE SCENARIO EXTINCTION EVENT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS UNTIL THEY EVOLVE he's a loser and Ben swipes his super watch immediately after blowing up his super watch with a voice command because not even stealing Ben's watch can let you beat god-Ben, then Ben starts using his new better watch with no thought to the moral dilemma of simulating torture to make them improve even after an episode where they come to life and his fakeout sacrifice undoes the moral dilemma. What made his Omniverse watch better than the Ultimatrix again? I forget.

And the destiny shit... the whole point of a multiverse is that anything can happen without affecting the status quo. There can be What Ifs and do-overs and bad timelines without affecting the main plot. BenxJulie was boring but serviceable, BenxKai was a joke that barely got laughs once but kept being told. The son of Ben should be the last person ignorant enough about multiversal travel and time travel to think he has to force his parents together for him to exist.

Ben 10 had something special when it was about a small family's adventures as they travel across America and get into all sorts of interesting scenarios in a wacky world where everything interesting exists. Nothing was off the table. Aliens, robots, government conspiracies, magic, even Christmas Elves. It was just fun. No convoluted lore fuckups or later retcons to justify retcons to justify retcons. No pretending this silly fun b movie material is something to take ultra seriously with dull delivery and serious faces in the same few locations over and over and over again. The hero got the watch accidentally because it was meant for his grandfather who happened to be a retired alien fighter. No Doctor Who ripoffs calling this a preordained multiversal constant that caused itself to happen due to its own sheer incredible multiversal importance.
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Man, it's going to feel so fucking weird in several decades when I use whatever open source torrent/tor based service replaced Youtube and archived the least awful shit from it for future generations. I'll enjoy a video, and see a youtuber beg for likes and subscribers and a grandson of mine might say "What's a subscriber?" because youtube will be dead and culture shifted hard away from social media because facebook boomers and tiktok kids were that cringe. A dead youtuber might beg for money on patreon, unaware that patreon is also dead. We might not even be using dollars any more in the future. Long dead vtubers might become overnight sensations with a cult following unsure what to do with the money they want to give to her. They might spend it on conventions about her or charity donations for stuff she seemed to care about. They might send money to charities that rescue her favourite animals or charities that try to cure whatever disease or societal problem killed her. Some Vtubers might sell their personas to the highest bidder or give them to their younger friends so the show can go on. AI will help megacorps larger than most countries churn out neverending streams of shit that feels algorithmically generated. And culturally, people will shift away from normieshit soulless enough to feel AI generated and towards weird shit only a live human could have dreamed of.
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No.6232
There is a Satan, made of every Jew. And everything good we do hurts Satan. Such a beautiful motivational thought. More people should see it that way. There is evil in this world, and it can be destroyed. What higher purpose can there be to life other than to do good? I understand what it feels like to live aimlessly and alone. I felt that for a long time. "When I'm with the one I love I feel whole" is such a cliche line. I feel whole all the time now, and I still love my girl.
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No.6237
>>6006
>he was going to "face himself", except instead of joining the 40% of troons he'd fly away like le 51% face,
Jesse what the fuck am I saying

>face himself
Persona reference, in P3 they shoot themselves in the head and symbolically confront death to summon their Stands and fight the forces of death instead of sleepwalking to the end, and in P4 the theme is about facing yourself and your faults and reaching out to the truth and growing
>troon joke
Troons kill themselves
>le 51% face
Landorus the Ground and Flying type pokemon had a 51% pick rate at one point, likely a higher one now, because it is so absurdly OP even in a franchise with 900 monsters going on 1000ish people still pick from the same tiny pool of the best guys if they want to win.
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Taught my girl how to play the latest version of my in-progress fighting game. All that accessibility was a good call. I don't care if people were stockholm syndromed into loving the worst fighting game inputs out there. This game will not have bullshit inputs. No pretzel motion. No jewagrams. No GG input. No 720 spins. No just frames or 1 frame links. No specials or supers hidden behind a fucking cheat code and "balanced by the complexity of their input". Rate all the fighting games out there by difficulty of execution and mine will slot neatly in the easier to average end without sacrificing the mindgames, asynchronous balance, and creativity that makes fighting games fun. A stepping stone between overly simple and normal, that's what I am aiming for. I am not making Divekick. Or that other game like divekick with the Dice Panda. I am making a fighting game and I will tell you its title just as soon as I think of another sex joke funnier than Pokemon CBT and Fire Emblem Full Frontal Assault.
Heard some weird news involving someone I have not thought of in a long time. Checked up on someone I knew who went full libtard back in 2016. We haven't spoken since. He's still libtarded. Still writing fanfics worse than the shit he wrote 20 years ago. Glanced at them to see if they still read like smug libtard forum posts. Yep. Still has that unmistakable unfunny writing style that screams "I use too much tvtropes". Guess some things never change. I'm glad I started writing when I was young, so I could get all the garbage shit every young author makes out of the way. After all, the master is a master because he has failed more times than the rookie has tried. And he is a master for other reasons like learning from the failure.
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>>6241
>This game will not have bullshit inputs. No pretzel motion. No jewagrams. No GG input. No 720 spins. No just frames or 1 frame links. No specials or supers hidden behind a fucking cheat code and "balanced by the complexity of their input". Rate all the fighting games out there by difficulty of execution and mine will slot neatly in the easier to average end without sacrificing the mindgames, asynchronous balance, and creativity that makes fighting games fun.
That actually sounds petty cool. I like that you're aren't afraid to move away from the mold.
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No.6244
>>6242
Thank you! Smash Bros had the right idea when it decided to standardize and simplify inputs.
Quarter Circle Forwards Punch? No, it's the Side Special.
An attack button and a Special button.
Now every retard can do a fireball. The question "How do I fireball" has an easy answer.
And retards will still lose to smarter people who know WHEN to fireball and WHY to fireball.
Of course smash fucked up in other ways.
Mapping neutral attack, forwards tilt, up tilt, down tilt, smash attack, and dash attack to the same button is retarded.
Want to 6P? There is a chance you will get ftilt or dash attack or forward smash when you wanted one of the others.
Smash should really have a Light, Medium, and Heavy attack button like my game will.

Why have a Z grab button if shield plus A will grab? Some characters get Zair privilege and some just dont.
Why does shield plus B usually do nothing?
And of course there is other shit smash pros have talked about.
Like the retarded things about Ultimates controls.
And the fucking input lag.
Does that jump plus A equals "shorthop aerial" shortcut still nerf the aerial used? Whoever is responsible for that will probably get shat on by onis and kitsunes in asian hell.
Some smash movesets are just a collection of hitboxes... okay, most are. It is rare for a smash character to have a cohesively designed moveset that feels designed by people who werent just giving characters moves at random or, if you are lucky, trying to reference things from the game.

Wasting two buttons on shield and two buttons on jump is retarded. Imagine a world where there is a jump button and short hop button.
If you want to play melee at the highest level you need hardware or software modifications to get around how shit the gamecube controllers and games code are.
Fighting game players sometimes use arcade sticks due to familiarity and convenience.
But a Boxx user and notched gamecube snapback reduction custom gamecube controller guy has clear advantages over anyone with a vintage old gamecube controller. You know, the controller the developers had access to when designing the game for it.
Look at Rivals Of Aether. It fixes so many things wrong with Melee. It adds new interesting design space to the genre by making characters about stage control and ways to put your opponent in disadvantageous states. Clairen the simple swordie inspired by Marth gets a counter that negates stage control and projectiles to help her compete.
And it has fucking Workshop support because GOATals of CHADther respects the incredible creativity of its community. For every dogshit sprite swap with random moves there is a creative new fighter. Someone's fursona with awesome new gimmicks. Hell I'm working on a Rivals character too because I am a scatterbrained workaholic who recovers from being exhausted by work on one project by working on another.

Want to know what my control scheme is in Rivals?
Square to attack, triangle to smash, circle to special, X to jump. L1 to jump. R1 to parry and dodge. L2 to attack. R2 to special. Left stick to move. Dpad to taunt. Right stick to attack with smashes on the ground and aerials in the air. I use a cheap USB controller with no custom modifications.
This just would not be possible in smash bros without modifying the game or putting macros on my controller.
It's fast. Convenient. Ergonomic. Perfect for high APM action. Perfect for a character who can Fly Cancel like it's Marvel 3 on crack and steroids. My character.

The "damage makes characters react differently to taking damage" system makes combos a crapshoot. Some characters have a punish game that consists of hitting you once or maybe twice for a mistake, others can take entire stocks or even gain unfair advantages that make taking more stocks easier. I am convinced Mashpotato Samurai and those working for him dont playtest characters with competent players or high level uncapped-framerate CPU win loss data to simulate the results of thousands of matches. They dont ask "how does he look at the highest level of play? Is he fun to play as AND to fight?" before releasing him. They don't care if super meters that empty if unused after a while make characters like Little Mac make him unfun to fight and easy to camp out. They don't care if comeback mechanics carry retards to victory. They don't care that there are no "five gods" of Brawl or Smash 4 or 5 because the game isnt consistent and skill based enough to separate the strong from the weak. They don't care if pay to win characters like Steve and Kazuya and Sora and Pyssthra or Sephiroth or Smash 4 Bayonetta and Cloud have DLC privilege. If Brawl was released a few years later those fucking jews would have made people pay for Brawl Meta Knight. Platform Fighters are a good idea. Emphasizing movement is good. But Smash is so full of bad design decisions an indie game can outdo it in the character, gameplay, and visuals deparrment. Nintendo is a business and smash fans are masochistic abused spouses who will tolerate anything from papa nintendo as long as they get to play the latest goyslop party fighting game no matter how its game design intentionally makes it inferior to melee.
Project M was a well balanced game. I still have fun with the old version, the new version, versions with over 100 characters. Smash got its "no items fox only final destination" reputation from a cartoon made by an out of touch boomer who doesnt understand why removing RNG elements like luck makes for a fairer and more enjoyable competitive experience. Can you fucking imagine travelling from EU to USA to fight a dude who drove for 9 hours from east coast to west coast all for a prize pool that wont even begin to cover travel expenses or the price of the 3 hotdogs you eat at the venue only for the outcome of the match to be decided by a bobomb randomly spawning atop you killing you instantly?
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No.6247
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Fuck I made my rivals character too strong. And nerfing him isn't as easy as toning down one obviously overpowered attribute like that shine laser move. Oh well.
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Secretly I'm very insecure. I know I try to seem invincible but I'm a very insecure person. And I've been thinking about how many of that bad writer guy's mistakes I see reflected in my old writing.

Just tossing in shit that sounds cool and then thinking of excuses for it later. That's probably the biggest mistake in my old writing besides trying to write big ambitious ideas with none of the necessary experience.

The story of a bastard rediscovering his niceness with the aid of new friends, after grinding everything away in a cartoonishly awful city "perfecting himself" to reach the top, is definitely not helped by stupid indulgent scenes of wasteful excess and giant fights. If it's wrong for him to define himself by his successes and failures then I shouldn't make him successful at everything. Fucking hoverboard races were never truly important to his story. Hoverboards in general were never important to my story. But they would be if they represented his first good idea as an inventor and tinkerer who makes machines to compensate for his physical disability and the frail constitution he has from his terminal case of dying. He can't be the strongest and fastest and best, that's boring and he should win fights by being clever. If I'm to portray life at the top as miserable, it can't ever be fun. If I'm to portray fighting as a bad thing for him, he can't walk away from his unsafe thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie behaviour without scars or even any scratches. He shouldn't get to be a cunt to others and get away with it. People should find the faggoty "fancy" way he talks as obnoxious as I do now, or hate it even more, if he's supposed to be learning something from the Mane Six and the ponies of Ponyville, these ponies should think he has a lot to learn, and so should he. He can't be right about everything all the time. Backflipping all over the place as an invincible genius everybody immediately loves is cringe.

Sunrise Stardust can't be right about everything all the time. Therefore I should remove Starlight Glimmer from his story, because she serves no valuable purpose in his story. If she's "redeemed" anywhere I take this contradictory nothing-character is speculation about where writers might have taken her. Plus if she ever brings up communism Sunrise is going to argue with her and be right about absolutely everything which gets in the way of his story of growth. Although if I make Glimmer smarter she could make him consider new perspectives. But then she's not being the spaghetti tornado she sometimes is when the writers don't think it would get in the way of her always being the strongest and best in the room. I think she's a deeply flawed character because she wasn't designed to be redeemed, she was designed to be wrong and then change but then they fucked up writing her differently because they never figured out who she is without the rage and confusion and malice and schemes.

Zuko wasn't just a cunt who switched sides one day. Zuko was designed to elevate his show, to do something risky. It had never been done before, probably. When you first meet him and Iroh they quickly establish the old comedy routine we're used to in villain duos. That one with the scar is the skinny angry one, and that old man is the fat soft hungry probably-stupid one. Scratch and Grounder, basically. I know it's not the first cartoon to think of that old cliche but ATLA wisely uses this cliche, this trope, this archetype. They rely on this familiarity, the expectation of these characters, so they can intelligently subvert it. Turns out there's more to the angry fire guy with fire on his face and his silly old man who likes food and games and music and all sorts of other things the typical annoyed guy Zuko isn't supposed to like because comedy.

That part where Zuko and Iroh prove themselves to be more than Zhao by his standards and their own was genius. Very important for getting the audience to view firebending as something more than an evil thing faceless or ugly villains use. The fights in that show fucking meant something. They weren't just mindless shallow spectacles. Or excuses for the author to powerwank. There is just fighting, weapon use, martial arts, bending, and eventually energybending and the avatar state. No fucking uchiha bullshit. No hypno eyes, no gundams, no gundam turning into armour for the biggest strongest demon to wear as it spits nuclear laserblasts that destroy mountains, none of the retarded powercreep naruto resorted to. Chakra was too much of a blank slate with vague rules, it can do anything and what limits/lore established early on never end up grounding the fight with a sense of weight and believability.

There's this bit in One Piece Movie Z where Luffy and some old faggot PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER like angry people. And it felt cooler than all the giant magic super punches with fists bigger than boats because it was closer to something real. People don't remember Broly because "his power is maximum, omg I've become so much like Broly it's scary. All I do is scream and rage while getting buffer all the time". People remember Broly because his movie got right what DBZ usually gets wrong.

Some faggot shoots a big laserbeam twice his size and his enemy walks through it unscathed? Damn, feels like a weak laserbeam. Even if the laser also destroys a mountain behind him. Characters fight for a bit and we're told their strength threatens the fabric of spacetime but they look like normal fighters to us because the author lacks imagination and relies on nostalgia future generations just won't fucking have. Nobody will praise Toriyama decades from now unless they feel they have to. But when Broly punches people they stay punched. He leaves the heroes battered and exhausted and desperate. They aren't clutching their arms and commentating, they look fucked. Goku still wins but Broly left an impression. Not just on the environments he fucked up recklessly by fighting like a madman.
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No.6251
>>6248
The Adjutant system in Fire Emblem 3 Houses was designed as an alternative to the horrendously broken Pair Up mechanic from previous games.
Because Pair Up robs units of their individual identities and voices, makes all the work that goes into drawing and voicing and modelling and texturing and animating them go to waste, and basically makes four strength four stam leather belts of the characters, it is retarded...
For a game about waifuing these visual novel characters.
Character appeal matters for that goal and pair up and adjutants reject this.
But
For a game about grinding and managing resources and fucking with numbers to optimize the strategy out of the strategy game portions, it's a good idea for a system.

FE3H is built around using your core set of characters and maybe some others recruited from other houses or the church you serve until you don't. Maps aren't balanced for armies of 30. It's why they restrict your deployment slots so harshly. They expect you to have 10 or so units, some more favoured than others, and grind the difficulty out of unbalanced difficulty modes that expect you to use DLC and amiibos and online features to get stronger.

The game needs something for your potential optional extra characters to do so it makes Adjutants. You pair them with a chosen main unit and they slightly help. Defence classes make for OP adjutants compared to healers and damage dealers.

This system needs a rework. You're basically making them a second Batallion slot minus the Gambits.

The game wants you to use a small elite team. Extra units can compete with your main set of characters for deployment slots or fill one of a few limited Stat Booster slots.

My Phalanxing Bonus system is a good alternative to the stat bonuses from pair ups. It makes positioning on the map more important. It might even be worth giving up spots you can use for attacking enemies just so your allies can boost the stats of your best attackers to make attacking safer and deadlier.

Adjutants in my game... perhaps they will exclusively give their phalanxing bonuses to the unit they are paired with? Perhaps I will rework the system so they will still seem to have a presence on the battlefield despite technically lacking it. Perhaps you could only adjutant two units of the same class, to give your 2/3/6 near identical cavaliers something to do besides compete for top spot and get replaced if they are no longer necessary? Your "cavalier squad" could become quite powerful when all the colour coded horsefags in the world join forces. Your adjutant unit could be displayed as one of the characters in their batallion if they have one. 3 Houses wasn't built for permadeath like other FE games were. Those games loved giving you redundant characters to potentialy replace those who fell in battle or fell off in usefulness due to bad RNG dependent stat gains. Either way they needed a replacement and the game was happy to provide it. Turning the adjutant system into a reward for keeping all units alive even the shit ones could further disincentivize playing through deaths but fuck it, Iron Man runs are fun. Also fuck it I'm giving my guys Chao.
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No.6252
90s sonic: Eggman built the Death Star and called it the Death Egg because of course he fucking did. Sonic must run through zones and eventually get to space to smash it up and send that Death Egg crashing down to earth. Knuckles mistakes it for a Dragon egg when talking to Eggman who tricks Knuckles into fighting Sonic for a bit and getting in his way with devious tricks and traps.

2000s sonic: Eggman read his grandfather Gerald's diary and got as far as "maria is the password for the Prison Island base where GUN has my super powerful-" before dropping everything and rushing in guns blazing. He rescued what turned out to be a Hedgehog who's 50 and rides motorcycles and shoots guns and says "damn" around children. Gerald's daughter Maria had space AIDS so he built a space colony to house the world's best and brightest and their families, so the scientists could research treatments for space AIDS, eventually making a deal with the most demonic satanic looking alien possible named Black Doom to get Black Arms DNA to use in the creation of Shadow The Hedgehog, ultimate life form, whose blood probably cures space AIDS. Before making Shadow, Gerald created the Biolizard. Both were inspired by old Angel Island murals where Super Sonic fights Perfect Chaos and the mech Eggman used in Sonic And Knuckles 3. There was also some bullshit with the Gizoids from a fighting game where Tails lives in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon style house shaped like his own head? Were the Gizoids a product of Knuckles' people, who killed Chao trying to steal the power of the Master Emerald which pissed Chaos off, or the Nocturnus Clan who were retconned in later to be the "worse Echidnas" who were exiled into the Phantom Zone- I mean Shadow Realm- I mean Null Void- I mean Twilight Cage? Anyway Sonic is framed for the theft of a Chaos Emerald by the military and sent to Prison Island without trial by GUN, who's the UN but even more American and jewed because they killed absolutely everybody aboard the Space Colony ARK because they were afraid of Gerald, the Biolizard, and Shadow The Hedgehog. Shadow's pissed and wants revenge because GUN tampered with his memories and failed to accomplish anything with that because Gerald tampered with Shadow's memories to remove Shadow's memories of Maria's desire for him to protect the earth and its people, only leaving behind his rage at the humans for killing her. Rouge's presence in the story allows for a moment where Shadow saves her despite the mission but Knuckles doesn't really do anything in this story up until the end. Sonic and friends eventually go to space and defeat Eggman and Shadow, stopping the Space Colony Ark's Eclipse Cannon from firing on humanity. Whether Eggman's plan to destroy the entire planet was a bluff or not is never revealed. Whether Sonic was going to be visited by GUN in prison and offered the job to save the earth during this incident secretly or not is never revealed. And Gerald built the planetbusting laser into his space colony because he planned on betraying Black Doom, who wanted to return to earth in 50 years to devour humanity with the power of his Black Commet, which Gerald would shoot.

2010s sonic: Eggman drained Super Sonic and used his power to smash earth into pieces to unleash the dark half of Gaia but you fix it and basically show the spirit of the planet all the beauty on the earth worth fighting for. also Werewolf Sonic happened for a bit, they ripped off God Of War without playing it but these were good ideas.
Eggman makes a space amusement park powered by enslaved aliens. No story.
Generations had no story.
Lost World. No story. What the fuck was Lost World? If the Lost Hex was a hellish dimension it would suit the "baby's first demons" look of the Zeti's Deadly Six (are they the only Zeti? the only ones left? Why are they based on six of the seven sins? what happened to the missing one?) but nothing else fits this Mario 3D Land looking shitsthetic.
Forces was Generations 2 with less story. All the old baddies team up under Eggman and beat Sonic, who escapes jail with the aid of Customizable Avatar, they go back to earth and fix everything easily. Some villains aren't even fought ingame also Classic Sonic shows up because sega would only approve Mania if they forced it to advertise this atrocity. Somehow Eggman conquered the entire world with Sonic beaten, even though most sonic characters are as fast as him and usually stronger too just like Customizable Avatar and all of the infinite shit Eggman can produce turned out to be useless in the finale anyway. Eggman got infinite resources and an edgy illusions guy because someone at SEGA saw the Spider-Man movie/cartoon episode with Mysterio and said "ah, he uses virtual reality to create real things. I understand everything now." but didn't actually understand anything at all. Still nobody in japan can disagree with elderly japanese boomers if you want to keep working for them, so sega kept on... being sega. It will probably take even more generational turnover before the sonic franchise can get its shit together and make a good game.

And now, 2020 sonic:

BOTW reinvigorated the open-world ubisoft towers formula by revisiting Zelda 1 and making optional content truly optional. it made money so Sonic does what Nintendoes but worse. God I hope it isn't shit. And I hope it doesn't do anything I was planning on doing in the Sonic Adventure 3 plot I'm writing into my fighting game.
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No.6253
When I started wondering how to edit Lag Talagonis so instead of talking heads and text boxes you get the custom art and walls of text you'd see in visual novels like Tsukihime, and found myself more interested in the story and characters than the gameplay mechanics and map design, it started to dawn on me that this story of a wolf man and the horse girl he saved in a world ruled by Goblins would be better off as a book than a strategic role playing game.
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No.6254
You know what those jews at hollywood could have done to make new star wars good?
Cast the old fucks as the Star Wars characters we all know and love
Say they did decades of exciting adventures to later make tv shows or movies about
Luke met Ahsoka and they boned, old and prequel trilogy fans coom together in celebration
Give Luke and Ahsoka, Han and Leia many kids, the older kids matter to the plot and the younger kids are babies who play with star wars toys
This is a subtle advertisement for star wars toys. The heroes generations grew up on now have kids of their own, happy healthy families, and they raise their kids on star wars toys because if you've ever felt the urge to subconsciously or consciously emulate these characters now you want to buy these toys for you or your kids
And
Depict at least one museum where Old Luke and friends admire the museum exhibits including a screen showing CGI Luke and friends on epic adventures
This is a subtle advertisement for the upcoming Star Wars Clone Wars style tv show featuring Luke and Leia and Han and all the other Star Wars characters.
Old actors too old for most stunts? No problem! Just use CGI and voice actors or soundalikes, nobody will care that much about soy wars.
Star Wars could have been such a successful little mind worm convincing generations to keep consuming the brand. But no. Their woke indoctrination had to come first. Before the money. They didn't care how many new outfits they could make Luke wear even though each new outfit is a new Funko Pop. Just ask spiderman aka Iron Man Jr and that scene where he wore his suit inside out for the sake of a new Funko Pop. CGI Luke could have worn many new outfits. Sold many toys. Wielded a new lightsaber each episode with the excuse that he's testing new lightsaber models for a cute female yoda chick. The internet would have gone mad for that. Especially if she looked nothing like yoda. You know how the horny artists draw those little blue and purple elf midget bitches from League of Legends with their fat fuckin asses? Not my type (giantess mommy milf master race for life) but it's got its fans. Dress her like a fucking nerd with big glasses and a sweater and a pink lightsaber. The amount of coom flooding the streets and evaporating over time into our world's atmosphere would give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'cloud seeeing'. And every toy would be another piece of plastic for the disney corporation to sell to babies of any age. It's a good thing plastic doesn't release poisonous fumes when it melts or the world would probably be uninhabitable by now.
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No.6255
I'm certain that if love had a physical form, it would look like my girlfriend.
Anonymous
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When you ask racists why the revolting niggers are having another chimp out
Anonymous
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No.6258
Sonic Frontiers is the best Sonic has been in decades and it's also a disappointing rushed shitshow full of jank physics and bad level design and fundamentally broken gameplay and fucking awful combat and bosses that WISH they had what MGR/Bayonetta had.

This franchise is personally disappointing to me. I used to have so much hope for the future of this character. Now... I feel it's stupid for me to feel personally invested in whether there are ever any good Sonic games again or not.

It's not Ian Flynn's fault, he did the best with the fucking retarded restrictions he was given.
And I can only assume this dumb shit is Sega's fault because I want to give people the benefit of the doubt and we all know how bad Sega is at everything. Balan Blunderworld sucked too, I blame the higher ups.
Sonic does everything while his friends stand around? Again? Better invent an excuse for that and make Sonic's goal saving them.
He did the best he could with that restriction.
But it shouldn't be a restriction forced onto him in the first place.
People resent "sonic's shitty friends" and want "muh solo sonica" because so few games get it right.
Look at Sonic GT and Utopia and even less good 3D games like Sonic World DX. 3D sonic can work without automation that fights for your controller like an impatient kid brother who sends you off a cliff. Sonic 3D has worked before. Multiple characters in a 3D Sonic game can work. People got sick of Sonic's friends because they hated being forced to play completely different inferior gameplay styles like treasure hunting and mech shooting to unlock optional Super Sonic or worse, more main story Sonic gameplay.
Nintendo hire this man is a meme.
People said Sega "hired this man" when we saw how bland and soulless and seemingly AI Generated Frontiers originally looked.
But last time Sega "hired this man" we got Sonic Mania.
That's the difference. Passion.
Nobody truly loves Mario like a Sonic fan loves Sonic. Even Sonic haters love Sonic.
And thanks to Mania, Sonic was cool again for a bit and so were his friends, because Sonic's friends were optional, not skippable or mandatory, optional.
People wished Amy was in it.
You could earn the Chaos Emeralds and Super Sonic without needing to redo old content as Knuckles or Gamma or Big The Cat.
Good gameplay made Ray fun and Mighty... inoffensive. He probably has his fans. I rate him bottom tier because all the other characters are better. But I don't hate him. Feels good to say.
I wish Vector was in Mania, air dashes are awesome and he's unusual for a Sonic character because instead of starting with Sonic as a base and then adding animal traits they designed an anthropomorphic amimal to suit the Sonic art style.

Sonic's games are so disappointing. I'm going to go replay my game to revitalize my passion for gaming. That always brightens my mood.
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No.6259
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Smash bros is so "well designed and balanced" top tiers can carry players who dont even own their own copy of the game and the console to play it on for home practice.
Characters like Meta Knight, smash 4 Cloud and Bayo, Smash 5 Steve and Kazuya and Rob and Pyssra are so braindead easy it hurts.
There is a parallel universe where this game wasn't designed by elderly japanese boomers and/or committee and the smash franchise wanted to evolve instead ot stagnating and relying on cameos and nostalgia.
A universe where this game has enough high skill mechanics to allow for player expression, where tournaments can separate the best players from the worst through competition.
If you took a smash ultimate top tier and ported him directly into Rivals Of Aether he would be a broken top tier banned from most tournamente despite typically lacking any kind of intellectual big brain gameplan involving setplay, stage control, projectile manipulation, careful spacing, state manipulation, meter management, or status effects.
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I was thinking about Code Geass because it's a story about a rebellion and I'm writing one of those. But Code Geass did a lot wrong and I want to avoid making those mistakes in my work.

I don't know how much of it you're familiar with but basically Lelouch Vi Britannia is an exiled Britannian (british-controlled america, brits moved there when they lost britain to france, the EU are tards and Britannia has conquered over a third of the world) prince who faked his death and started pretending to be a "normal" teen genius named Lelouch Lamperouge at a boarding school for the rich in Japan, now renamed Area 11 because Britannia conquered Japan for the Sakuradite, a mineral that makes a lot of energy and is perfect for powering giant robots. Suzaku's a student there and a soldier for the Britannian army. Lelouch finds a can of gas that turns out to be full of ass, it contains the prisoner C2's who's an immortal hot babe with green hair and the power to give people Geass, a personality-based psychic superpower that manifests as an ironic wish fulfilled. Lelouch's dad hated lies and viewed strength as the only true and right thing that matters, so he gains the power to make strength irrelevant and force people to believe lies by fucking with their memories. Lelouch who loves freedom gets the power to mind-control people once per person, and he unites Japanese rebel groups under himself as the mysterious masked "Zero".

Suzaku serves the empire that's oppressing his people because he's a fucking moron.

That's it, that's what my post was building towards.

I'm sorry, I have to say it.

This might take a while.
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>>6260
There is no coherent ideological basis for this whiny hypocrite to act the way he does, nor does anyone ever call him out on it. He doesn't work as a good rival for the hero who challenges him physically, mentally, and morally, because Suzaku is bullshit. He's a super strong naive moron with plot armour and a superior super mech better than everyone else's. He doesn't work with an elite team and hold them back from committing atrocities by making himself their moral compass. He wasn't tempted by the devil's easy road to power and corrupted on his road to a better world, he just serves the current regime because he somehow got convinced it's better to loyally serve a regime exploiting and oppressing his own people despite his low chance of upward mobility (zero chance if not for Lelouch killing pretty much everyone in Suzaku's way) instead of openly rebelling against the regime.

I think the writing was harmed by Suzaku's hypocrisy. It's like he only believes it's wrong to break laws when he or the ruling powers aren't the ones breaking them. And he never fucks his evil allies over for acting immorally, because he doesn't take his own morality seriously enough despite being unbearably self-righteous about it when it comes to Lelouch. Suzaku would have died early on at the hands of the empire he serves at least twice over if not for Lelouch breaking laws and killing to save Suzaku, yet he stubbornly refused to join Lelouch.

There wasn't a coherent ideological difference between the heroes. It's not like when Light viewed himself as a condemned man who wrote more names in the Death Note than anyone else before expecting to be killed, only to end up not killed, deciding he's come too far to do anything besides keep going and keep doing what "only he" could do, meanwhile for L this is all just another case and Light is just another asshole and he'll break any and all laws to see Light arrested because "He's probably Kira, I just have to prove it for some reason even though laws don't apply to me". Okay, fine, Death Note wasn't smart either. But it tried harder with its rival than Code Geass did when it wrote Suzaku.

Suzaku just decided he wanted to serve an empire he had no good reason to serve. He talks like he's a naive idealist when he babbles about how "rebellion costs lives and breaking laws is wrong and bloodshed is bad" yet he serves the bloodiest empire on the planet and plans to become its top enforcer all so that one country, his one, can be freed on the condition that he keeps serving as "The Knight Of One" once every other numbered Knight is dead or out of his way. He never even considers how many innocent lives would be lost in his quest to take away the freedom of others to "earn" his freedom from those who took it away in the first place. He serves the evil empire as hard as he can, even though it tries to throw him under the bus and kill him early on and only Lelouch's intervention saves him, time and time again. Suzaku wants to be King Charles's top dog, The Knight Of One, so he can be rewarded with total control over Japan so he can free it. But he had no hope in hell of getting that job before Lelouch got involved and started killing his bosses with the kind of open rebellion that inspires others to join in and stand up and fight. Suzaku keeps talking like Lelouch betrayed him and their ideals, but none of it ever goes anywhere interesting. Suzaku doesn't feel real. He doesn't feel like a real person with a real ideology, or even a fictional one, with any kind of consistent logic. He feels like a hackneyed plot device that exists to contrive problems for Lelouch, just like so many other elements of this story.

Maybe if they introduced Euphemia's plan (making Area 11 a "Special Administrative Zone" where the colonized Britannians get most of their rights back- wait, no, her plan was to make ONE such zone in Area 11 and eventually make more, I'd change that to make her want all of Japan fully freed) earlier on... Or maybe if they made Suzaku and Euphemia part of a group of Britannians who wanted to install Euphemia as the new Empress with an internal coup, it could have given Suzaku a reason to think there's anything salvageable about the empire and any reason to fight for it. He could tell himself a coup isolated to killing the worst leaders and putting nicer people in charge of the world is better than open rebellion and all the dead soldiers it costs. The idea that any corrupt kingdom or aristocracy or empire would be fine as long as the "correct" person in charge is a common delusion, after all. I personally believe authority should come from the consent of the governed, not the threat of force. People should have the freedom to live their own lives as they see fit, rule themselves and choose who leads them. I know we're all supposed to say nazi stuff here like "I hate niggers!" but after a racist regime frees white people from jew+nigger+mudslime slavery I would love to see the regime transition into one that reduces taxes, ends the fed, and allows people to protect their freedoms while rejecting centralized power. People who disagree with me on what rights I should have as a moral free individual can either take it up with the business end of my 3D Printer or fuck right off and govern the dystopian nightmare of their dreams elsewhere as long as it's only governing consenting people who actually want to live that way. Whether the King is nice or evil doesn't change the fact that nobody should be forced into a life of eternal serfdom for any kingdom, or forced into an arranged marriage for any kingdom, or drafted and forced into wars for any kingdom, whether this kingdom is called an empire or union or something else entirely. The natural rights of people should be respected. What rights do people have if they don't have those rights? What good is a ruler if he won't protect and respect those rights, and allow his people to protect themselves?
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>>6260
>>6261
Giving Suzaku an arc where he starts as the "Empire is fine as long as my girlfriend rules it" guy and grows into "Lelouch is right, he's not just blinded by vengeance, this empire really does need to be dismantled" would make him an interesting character. What is it with Japanese media and rejecting this basic story arc in favor of "oooo who's right and who's wrong? omg I'm 14 and this is DEEP! Chaos or Order? Rebellion or Regime? I have no strong feelings one way or the other but please buy merch where these characters are opposed!"?

Taking Suzaku from a naive idealist who rejects Lelouch to a smart idealist who understands the complicated reality of rebellion against overwhelming military force and the society that enables it would have been an interesting arc for Suzaku, and it would have made him a lot more believable.

The arc that I would want to see from him would be him coming to realize what really matters is the people, not the will of those in charge or the laws they write to benefit themselves or the systems they create to keep themselves in charge. A story about going from the type of guy who decries rebellion for its human cost to understanding the human cost of not rebelling against tyranny. When the only voice given is that of the monarchy, aristocracy, empire, or any other kind of inherently unjust nonconsensual heirarchy, people who want to be free have to free themselves. It would be a story about freeing the people so that they can speak for themselves. Sure, that might get in the way of all the contrived moments in Code Geass that exist for the spectacle of characters laughing like madmen and pulling deus ex machinas and diablous ex machinas out of theiir asses, but it would make the story smarter.

If it were me writing that story, I would make Euphemia a good person being manipulated and controlled by Britannians who present themselves as "the good ones" but seek to increase their own power over the empire and would naturally reject any attempt on Euphemia's part to reduce that power. The Britannians who helped her get on the throne would want to use her as a puppet for their own agenda, like how Long Feng and the Dai Li from Avatar used the Earth King. When Euphemia takes the throne and tries to do good, her advisors who hold the real power refuse to let her, and threaten to replace or kill her should she stray from their plans or tell Suzaku who holds the real power in this empire. If she were to become empress she would have to realize there is more to an organization than its head, realize that the system is inherently unjust and unfair, so she would become a force for positive change by growing up and putting away her childish notions of being the beloved nice good empress. And it would be during this process that Suzaku would start to realize that in order to be a force of good you cannot submit to the corrupt system, you must rebel against it. This would be a great story about how good people can be used by bad systems if they are misguided. And really, with Britannian culture so obsessed with dominance, right after a coup to kill their Emperor and install his puppet neice, how many Britannians would aid a second coup that seeks to abolish all checks and balances holding the monarchy back just so that the ruling monarch can end monarchy and the lineage of noble bloodlines, and free the Areas Britannia controls, depriving countless poliiticians and royal family members of their jobs and their power in the process while "Making the sacrifices of soldiers meaningless" as the politicians would put it when they try to weaponize the families left behind by soldiers they drafted and happily sacrificed in great numbers? Euphemia would have to grow up, and so would Suzaku.
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>>6260
>>6261
>>6262
I would have Suzaku start out as a reluctant partner in order to ensure the safety of Euphemia. He's her guard, not a Britannian dog who can be ordered about and told who to kill. And over time he could come to see the injustices present in the system and realize that the only way to free people from the oppression of a ruling class is to dissolve that class and bring down its systems, structures and organizations so that the people will be free to rule themselves. That it's okay and necessary to bring the walls of a corrupt structure down even if that structure brings riches and power to you personally. That a world free of those walls will be better than a world with the walls, even if you personally are powerful within those walls. He would hate the compromises the system forces himself and Euphemia to make, and eventually come to understand Lelouch was right. I think after Lelouch successfully kills King Charles Zi Britannia, when these two naive idealists Suzaku and Euphemia get a first-hand demonstration of the control that Britannia exert over them and see how their actions are not able to change the way the empire is run, even if she is the emperor, they would be able to see first-hand that Britannia is a society with a rigid structure that cannot be changed by a simple change in command, and that to truly change the empire they would have to remove the structure that creates it and replace it with something better, with something that prioritizes the freedom and agency of the individual rather than elite breeding and noble houses and conquest that makes your rulers richer and absolute slavish obedience to hierarchy.

I think a major turning point in their arc could be the realization that to change things you have to take action. Even if it means giving up blackmail power by airing all the Empire's dirty secrets and spreading the truth about their world. Even if it's action that you would be punished for if you got caught. That you can't hide behind the excuse that it's the wrong thing to do, that you have to be willing to make sacrifices and do the difficult thing to make a real change. And when this arc comes to an end they could make a conscious decision to rebel and take down the empire in spite of the risks it poses to themselves because they are willing to sacrifice everything in the pursuit of a better world. It might be a good time for Suzaku to confront his own hypocrisy. His own refusal to break the rules and to submit to his higher ups. It is only in confronting Suzaku's inner hypocrisy that he would realize that he has been fighting for a system that does not allow him to be free. He comes to see that his ideals for a better world cannot be realized by a system that demands conformity and obedience at all costs, and that a better world can only come from rebellion and destruction of the system of oppression that denies individuals the right to decide if they wish to submit themselves to a power structure or choose freedom.

Suzaku and Euphemia would realize that Britannia has fundamental flaws in its structure, and that their values and beliefs are incompatible with it. It would be a choice between choosing to bring the system down to build a better one (rebellion) or supporting the system for the perks it gives them as useful puppets/attack dogs respectively (royalty). It would be a great story about how good people can be misguided by systems. But also how good people can reject a system that is incompatible with their values and beliefs and choose a path of rebellion for the sake of love. And that would lead directly into Lelouch and Suzaku's arc, where Lelouch gets over his personal anger and all the flaws holding him back through great effort, and they realize that the true rebellion is a rebellion against power itself, a rebellion against systems and structures and traditions that define what people must be and what they are allowed to do based on their family or social class. That their society as it is is fundamentally designed to keep people in their place, and is resistant to change. To break these systems down and create something new from them is what true rebellion looks like. Evolving your Geass into a Code to give up the Corrupted Wish Superpower and gain immortality, it should represent mental evolution, spiritual growth, personal fulfillment, an awakening to the truth of the world and a vow to rebel the right way. Their story had so much potential, but it was squandered so Code Geass could do the most shocking and dramatic things the author could think of, not the smartest things I could think of with the benefit of hindsight.

And that's everything. What do you think?
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Also I can't fucking believe the new Fire Emblem seems to be doing "Evil Marth with red hair".

My videos for my fangame Fire Emblem: Full Frontal Assault used Eirika and a red-haired evil Eirika because that was literally the easiest option for a villain you can talk to besides a default generic enemy without a unique portrait.

Forget calling it, I did it first. Evil Eirika, Anti-Eirika, Akirie, whatever I called her. Pallete swap.

I did this as a joke because it was easy and I wasn't taking the game's plot seriously at all as I'm saving all my effort for the deep rebellion story.
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They could have made Civilization Beyond Earth better if instead of tying technologies to ideological affinity points, making every game linear and repetitive because of the technologies you are forced to research in specific orders, they added Affinity Choices to these technologies where you can decide how these technologies are applied by your people upon their discovery.
For example, develop a food growth lab. You can decide whether you want
>more food for everyone (Purity)
>superior high energy food for the elites at the cost of reducing food quality for everyone else (Supremacy)
>inferior food with reduced environmental harm (Harmony)

Rediscover nukes?
>nuclear power plants (purity)
>nuclear weapons (supremacy
>anti nuclear airborne bacteria canister launchers (harmony)

Discover brain-computer link technology?
>develop video games and online hubs for communication like what Earth used to have (Purity)
>forbid all VR media that does not advance this high tech cyborg state's goals (Supremacy)
>brainwash "deviants" into loving harmony through traumatic VR experiences with intense biases (harmony)
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Still funny how it only took one Sonic game to go from "Movie Boost Aura is an optional cosmetic!" to "That's just how his boost looks now. No you can't turn it off. No I don't know what The Flash is."
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Horoscope? More like whores cope. Lmao gottem.
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Is it normal for people who were sexually abused as children to feel disgusted with themselves whenever they try to do anything sexual or get into anything sexual?
Asking because ny parents raped me as a child and I had more than a few horny gropey old hags for teachers over the years.
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>>6269
I suppose. Even adult victims can experience similar feelings.
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>>6270
I met someone who was also raped as a child by that someone's parents and we talked a lot. Turns out that whole "It's a coin flip whether I am feeling asexual or hypersexual or relatively normal today" thing is a common symptom of being molested as a kid. I thought it was just a personality trait I have, and I've hated myself for it for a long time. When I am feeling hypersexual my coping mechanism is to try and ignore it. Looking at beautiful but unsexy pictures, listening to music to try and make myself feel any other emotion, focusing on my work, anything else. Trying to distract myself. Before nofap my coping mechanism was cooming buckets over big titty anime bitches until my genitals are sore and those disgusting urges were washed away to be replaced with shame and disgust and I could function for the rest of the day or actually get some sleep at night. I had a vibrating sucking fleshlight and a horse vagina fleshlight that fits my size better but didn't vibrate or suck, and I bought those wearable cock things for men on impulse, one horse and one wolf with a fat knot, but I don't think I'll ever have the confidence to mention them to my girl and ask if she wants to see if they work. I don't want to be a coomer any more. I am trying to live a life without sin. No degeneracy allowed. But now that I know that trait was the result of trauma I should probably stop hating myself for it. At least now I feel better about those times I told my girl I was too tired for sex because I exercised too hard. I don't know if I can tell my girl I was raped as a kid. Women usually think less of men after they know they're vulnerable people sometimes. But my girl's smarter than that and kinder too. But I don't want to risk losing her. I wish I could convince her to do more with her big brain. She's easily the most intelligent person I've ever met. If I wasn't ashamed of myself for liking ponies and fantasy shit I'd ask her for help with writing ponies and fantasy shit and then I'd probably have some of the best writing on the planet. You should read what she writes, she uses all sorts of great words and she's created tons of tragic fucked up characters. She doesn't make me feel embarassed for liking this shit, by the way, because she doesn't know how deep I've gone into it. I feel embarassed for liking it because it's not as perfect as her. I want to present myself as a perfect person, but unlike my whore retard parents I don't lie about myself or deny my mistakes. I enjoy self-improvement. Making mistakes means finding new opportunities to grow and learn and improve. Time separates the master from the novice, and the fact that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried. But whenever my girl sees me playing Fire Emblem (I am playing the whole series out of order. I had higher hopes before this started. I'm glad I had FE Tactics on the GBA as a kid instead of this) I skip the dialogue and cutscenes so she doesn't see any of the hyper-tropey cliche dialogue and hornybait characters with bad dialogue. Jesus fucking christ the harder these characters fellate the blank slate protagonist the more I want to sink into my own shadow and cringe so hard I compress myself and all of reality into a multiverse obliterating singularity. Doki doki bitcherwhore club is less embarassing than this because at least that game called horny VN novels inherently fake and inspired their fanbase to write happy endings for girls designed to parody VN tropes, take cliches to their logical conclusion including the cliche of fucking with the fourth wall for fake depth, and never truly find happiness.
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I can't say this in the writing thread but I think the real problem is that this project is fundamentally a bad idea. Like trying to write a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon fic about rape. When people play a fire emblem fangame they expect more fire emblem, not something different in tone and gameplay. Mature topics involving the real world are too complicated for kids aged 40 who say "oh my god Splatoon and Sonic Adventure 2 and Fire Emblem are the darkest things ever. Did you know Splatoon takes place in a post apocalyptic future after the fall of mankind, Shadow watched Maria die, and Hanneman's sister got fucking molested and forced to bear several children? People are, like, dead, and sometimes raped!" That target audience just isn't ready for a darker concept like "countless women and men and kids were raped across europe this week in the real world, most people will never know their names, and the perpetrators have the jewish system's power enabling them and protecting them, and Marth isn't real". They just aren't ready to hear that sentence.
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You know what sucks about being raped as a child? A lot of things. I was raped as a child. And teen and preteen. But one thing that pisses me off is that whenever I feel like talking about it, I think... what if someone likes hearing me talk about it? What if I talk to another person who gets my guard down by saying all the right things and telling me what I never knew I wanted to hear only for him to start fucking with me? What if someone wants to hear more details about how my mom used to suck me off and jack me off until it started to hurt, sometimes in front of my dad, and how my parents made me dance naked for them, because they're perverts who enjoy reading about this sort of thing? What if I'm being manipulated again?
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I love Devil May Cry and I love naming the hardest difficulty in my games "X must die".
Dagdar Must Die, Dorcas Must Die, Pikachu Must Perish, it's always hilarious.
But if I name a difficulty mode Critical Brain Trauma, that's CBT.
And that's fucking hilarious.
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>>6280
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qONIlpBSac
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>>6281
Lmao nice.
It's really deep how Kill La Kill set up Satsuki as the antagonist at first, before we met the reason why she was that way. She wants to dominate her school, make an army, separate people by class, get the best at the top and empowered over all others, war with other schools and conquer places ruled by other things like money aka comically worthless fiat currency(Takarada's fun bucks), sort people by their strength, perpetuate the dominance heirarchy, all so that she can defeat her mother.
Her mother embodies dominance and takes Satsuki's shit up to 11 to say "This is where this leads, and this is where the system takes the people it grooms". Her goal isn't just to take over some land or kill a few people. It's to take over the world, absorb it with her parasitic Life Fibers, rob everyone of their individuality. Her system is a system of soulless inhuman obedience and inhumans fanatically loyal to her. She's a fucking Jew pedophile, she rapes her own daughter and everything, discarding her other daughter for seemingly being useless to her parasitic cause, and she's got a genetically engineered test tube baby with mental problems.
Nudist Beach are cannon fodder for much of the story because they refuse to use the primary means to obtain power and further evolution in this world: Life Fibers. They're nudists, but when they want to be more of a threat they wear something like those DTRs.
Ryuko relies on her own strength at first, and her own dogged determination so mighty she won't think twice about sacrificing blood to get stronger or cutting her clothes to blind a foe, but the bonds she makes, the friends she makes, this unity, it's a force that can overcome anything, make allies out of old enemies once you understand them and their point of view. Even give you epic anime powerups and the strength necessary to face down the "absolute dominance" of the jew and intimidate it with a glare.
The author probably thought he was saying something deep about what jews say fascism is, fassho aka fashion is like fascism maaaaaaan, hurr durr dominance heirarchies are inherently unjust, let's get naked together because free love can beat the system, et cetera a la resetera.
It's a lovely thought, this idea that villains are just misunderstood people doing what they think is right and doing their best in their situation, but it would take deprogramming experts running camps to cure leftists of all the lies they've ever believed, and their vile reasons for choosing to believe obvious lies and work full-time for free to uphold them aren't something you can just magic away.
But it makes for a fun lighthearted story.
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So, how much did you play honkai?
I've been slow at it as usual. But I gotta say, this is suprisingly good, probably the best thing chinks have put out. I know it eventually goes to shit tho. Unless it was in fact, retconned hard later on. But am not getting my hopes up.

The story is nevertheless pretty solid up to this point. Do recommend checking it out. Although with reasonable expectations.
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>ID didn't changed this time
Noice.
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Good news, my wife grew her hair out for me and she let me braid her hair! I don't know the proper terms but I braided her hair down like she's got big floppy bunny ears over her regular ears. It's extremely cute.

Also lmao I got a gay message from a friend

>Your favourite vtuber claims to be a socially awkward girl who cant show her face but can finally show her true self now that she is anonymous, and after all that "Vtubing is empowering women and I want to be a hero to all the shy girls out there just like me" talk
>turns out before this she was a beautiful egirl who sold nudes and selfies without a hint of shame or shyness before she noticed being a mostly fully clothed anime oppai loli or oppai milf who talks about cock playing minecraft became more profitable
>every fucking time

I am glad I dont care about vtubers any more. Caring about all this celebrity shit seems exhausting. It's hard enough keeping track of all the family members and other people in the lives of all the people I like now. She hates when I mix up her family members or forget which one is which but in my defense she has a lot of them. I'm going to give her more some day. I think remembering things about those ones will be easier.
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>>6284
I haven't played Honkai Impact yet but I've been playing a lot of Rivals Of Aether while working on my newest ROA OC. Testing some weapon ideas out for my stylish fighting game idea.
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>>6287
Oh I see. Am talking more about the story than anything else btw.
>>6286
>I am glad I dont care about vtubers any more.
Great. Caring about e-celebs or actual celebs in general is retarded. There are some fun highlights clips. But actually sitting through one of their streams is an utter waste of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U6PpATICLo

>Wife
You mean, fiancee?
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>Triple Hitler dubs.
That's it. You must oblige now.
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>>6288
Yeah, her.
I'll look into that Honkai Impact story and tell you what I think about it. Might also play it if there is no excessive grind or gacha.
I started playing a Pokemon Ballslocke randomized nuzlocke but then I stopped because the game was slow shit and after spending so much time with Pokemon Pink going back to slow canon Pokemon is suffering even with the game at 400% speed or more and the fastest text speed hacked in. The added "1 faint is one death and one lost team slot" rule never matters if you just never die.

I'm making good progress on my sonic game and I designed a pretty cool opening segment for my next Pokemon game with a small local rental Pokemon tournament and just a little backstory before the villains show up and do evil deeds. The gamecube games certainly have their issues but if the grind was reduced Shadow Pokemon would be a great way to ensure certain powerful pokemon can be caught at a level relevant to the current challenges without needing to make wild areas full of countless pokemon per route. Though I'd probably recode it so the shadow Pokemon is given to you when you win and can't be caught in the middle of the fight. Or code battles so the winner gets to take one Pokemon from the loser. Battles like that in Pokemon Pink were fun as hell.

I wish there was an open source Pokemonlike engine. It could be made in Linux, then it could run on a ton of shit and if it could load content packs in a row like how Fallout NV loaded mods, making that dream Pokemon game with all regions would be as easy as assigning teams to recreate different regions and then loading each one into the same mod folder of your project. No need to deal with RPG Maker's size limits, inability to compile games over a certain size, other technical limitations, lag, and shit system where if you import maps into a new project every warp gets fucked up. Every staircase, every cave ladder, every door, every teleporter, they all send you to the wrong places because they're using numbers that were incremented by however many maps were already in your project file. All the best hack patches could be recreated in that engine as patches for this engine. And making new content would be faster and easier. No need for old dodgy sites with broken links to get incomplete sets of external hacking tools. Nobody would need to use fucking ruby. The Open Pokemon engine could come with its own tools for making the files it recognizes as pokemon, maps with NPCs, battles, and so on. People could pass around files and copypasted code for their rivals and NPCs, the engine could be programmed to understand Pokemon Showdown team builder code to save time, combining the fakemon from two separate projects into one game would be easy, it would be epic.

Hell, you could even use the engine for entirely different games. And if the engine has netplay, we have our Pokemon Showdown killer with more Other Metagames and custom banlists than PS and PSlikes ever would. And a Union Room inspired by Guilty Gear or Thems Fighting Herds lobbies plus lobbyless ranked and unranked matchmaking queues. I love when games let me talk to people in lobbies and rooms and run around challenging people or whatever while also waiting in a universal matchmaking queue.

Right now if you want to make pokemon game content your choices with essentials and romhacking have downsides a fully open source linux engine wouldn't. Romhacking is a bitch prone to corrupting and essentials has too many technical limitations and doesn't run on original hardware or anything like it. But the Steam Deck can run linux, other consoles can run Linux, most handheld fake GBAs or whatever can probably run linux. The RetroPi might even be able to run OpenPokemon. Or maybe it would need a ARM port first.
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In an early version of Pokemon Pink there was going to be a letter to my dead little sister but I deleted it because the internet probably wouldn't appreciate it.

Mega Man Rock N Roll ended with this letter to the creator's dead dad and it made me want to cry.

I remember spending time with my dead little sister before she died. I don't have any good memories of my pervert parents or the shit places they forced me into. But I remember liking my sister on the days when she decided to be my sister first and my parents daughter second, having a good time with me instead of reporting everything to her parents hoping for a reward. I remember times when I'd swipe food from the kitchen downstairs and eat it with my sister in her room. Or my room. Times when she'd cry on my shoulder and times when I'd cry on hers. Biting into a block of cheese like it was an apple. Eating biscuits. We'd talk about all the places we would visit together some day and all the things we would do when we were old enough to run away together and get real jobs and live somewhere better. I remember these books about faraway places, sometimes fake ones. Pictures, text, descriptions of food... whether it made a real country or some made up place full of fairies and elves sound amazing didnt matter. It wasn't where we lived, a hellish pit of shit surrounded by pointlessly cruel assholes. We'd read the books together. We'd read other books together. She'd make all these lists of places we could go and trace maps onto her notebook and draw lines everywhere for our travel route and forget which direction went what way sometimes. We'd play video games and she'd ask me to take over during the harder parts. She had nightmares about Orxon in Ratchet and Clank and the Elephant's Graveyard in Kingdom Hearts and that fat sack of bugs from Nightmare Before Christmas who sounded like a nigger. She mained Zelda in smash bros melee. In smash I mained Samus, and I'd throw matches sometimes if I felt she was improving and deserved this win. She got scared of Slenderman so I put together a shit game where you can shoot him and oogie boogie and playing it made her feel better.

I remember making this shit Super Mario World knockoff featuring her and I as playable characters, she wanted her character to have infinite double jumps so the game would be a cakewalk if you played as her. We hadnt played a single kirby game at that point so we didnt know a game had already beaten us to that punch. I gave my character a sword and Spindash because Sonic and Mega Man are cool. I remember Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic Heroes races with my sister. I remember taking turns playing a Sonic Heroes level and seeing who can beat it faster, she'd pick Team Rose and I'd pick team sonic or team dark as a handicap. She loved the bobsled races in Heroes. And Sonic Riders, too. And Spyro, especially the speedways. She was autistic but my parents didnt want her diagnosed like I was. We came up with a symbol language for our notes in case anyone broke into our house and stole our notebooks and ripped us off. Don't look at me like that, we were kids.

I wish I had racing games she could play but I didnt have a lot of games or a wide selection of them. It depended on whatever we found in the second hand store or preowned bargain bin. Hard to believe we seriously found Melee and SA2 and a cheap gamecube in the bargain bin but back then dipshits chose second hand stores over online auctions. If mom ever caught us eating I said my sister didnt eat anything and I was eating everything and trying to tempt her into misbehaving, that way my parents only attacked me instead of her. I remember my sister going from having a crush on Tails The Fox and Aang to having a crush on Shadow The Hedgehog and Zuko. She had this notebook she took from school and hid under her bed and filled with doodles. Kingdom Hearts OCs, Naruto OCs, Fakemon, all sorts of stuff. Even fanfiction she didnt want to put online for fear of getting hate mail. Sometimes she'd throw these paper plates around her room with Axel's chakram designs drawn on them. She was a kid. She was my kid sister. I miss her.

But my parents got to her, broke her down, gaslit her while I wasn't there. Made her feel guilty about being a jobless child in education just because my parents were wasteful wiggers who cant handle money responsibly. Blamed me for how they had to move once they couldnt steal my benefit money any more, even though they sabotaged my life by forcing me to spend extra years in a useless daycare school for retards full of abusers who hated me for not being retarded just so my parents could get extra money from the govt meant for me. My parents made her give up on all her hopes and dreams and get a job sweeping the hair off some muslim barber's floor. My parents made her resent who she used to be and embrace being theirs. Now she tells herself it's childish to dream and I'm "just a dumb disabled lying kid who never grew up" for teaching himself everything, escaping his abusers, creating video games and animations, having a career with the possibility of upwards mobility, and succeeding despite the best efforts of everyone in my IRL life I've ever met. She could have left too. Nobody ever threatened her life and forced her to say "My dumb disabled oversensitive brother is lying and my parents are good people" every time someone asked me about my bruises. My parents didnt have blackmail material on her. It was just easier for her to be theirs than it was for her to be her own person. And no matter how hard I try to move on, I still miss her.

I still miss those good moments when she wasn't helping my parents abuse me and reporting everything I did to them hoping they'd reward her for saying something after they hurt me. My sister chose to be an awful person to me. And she chose to give up on her potential. But I miss her. I can't make myself hate her even though that would make everything feel simpler. I still miss her.
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>>6290
>Might also play it if there is no excessive grind or gacha.
Don't have to worry about that. Each mission has predefined characters, half the time you get a bunch to choose from.
Your actual Valkyries which you upgrade and shit, are not really allowed in the main story.
They are in the first chapters, but it's pretty much irrelevant given the weaker enemies early on.
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>>6291
That is a very upsetting story and I'm sorry that happened to you and your sister. Being able to mourn for her is important, so if you word the letter sufficiently vaguely I think you should include it. Don't care about what others think about you, care about what's truly important to you.

Also, the thread has moved past bump limit so you might want to consider a continuation thread.
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I've read all of your posts on the matter. Sorry for not commenting on what happened. I just feel like I don't have anything of value to add.
But I should've said something at least.
Am sorry for what happened fren. Despite your flaws, you are a good goy Anon. You guys deserved better.
>>6293
>Also, the thread has moved past bump limit so you might want to consider a continuation thread.
There's nothing wrong with that idea. But I think he continued past bump limit this long thanks to the claims of Narcissism.
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>ID finally changes
Why live?
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>>6293
I don't want my thread to pop up on the front page whenever I post in it. It should only be viewed by people who want to come here.
Also I recently had a taxi driver from Poland who was still learning english. While waiting for the taxi some guy in a town hall invited me into the warmth and I helped them set up TVs and game consoles for a youth club, they had a PS2 and I told them about Free MC Boot and a list of multiplayer games the kids might like. Guilty Gear was on the list. Their collection of ps2 games wasnt great, but it will become infinite as soon as they download and install it. The old man works full time then comes home for barely half an hour before going out for charity stuff.
I love helping out charity stuff like this. Did I ever tell you about that time I baked a meat pie for a church near here that was feeding the homeless? In the moment when baking that pie I felt "This isn't enough. What am I thinking? I'm pissing in the rain here and pretending I'm part of the storm. This isnt enough. Nobody will care. I'm not helping enough". But I brought that nice hot pie to the church and seeing these people, knowing I helped them, it felt right. I think I'll make this a regular thing. There were so many homeless people. And old people who didnt look homeless, talking to each other or a family member or two. They were here because this is warm and their homes are not.
Those fucking Jews... I will never forgive them. Even if they turned everything around and decided to be a force for good in the world, we will know they only did it out of fear of the white man awakening, and when they think the white man is asleep they are happy to rape his wife and rape his daughter and cut his sons cock off and freeze his granny and poison everyone until they pull the pfizer pirrouette like they're searching for God in their final moments.
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Anyway the taxi shows up and phones me and I got into the taxi. He doesn't speak english very well. And there's no shame in that because he's white. He's clearly trying.
"Its okay. English is a hard language. I tried learning Japanese. It was too hard for me."
"Japanese?"
"Yeah. I liked anime when I was younger. Japanese cartoons like Naruto."
"Never heard of it."
"One Piece, Code Geass, Death Note, Pokemon..."
"No. No pokemon. I dont play games. No more, its stupid. I play game... jump game, old game. Long ago. No more."
"Was it Donkey Kong?"
"No, its go right game. Go right three days, not done. I tell my kids, no game. Watch tv. Polish comedian. Football. Factory. Youtube. Science blow shit up show. Car show, top gear. Watch anything else."
"Was the game Sonic? Mario?"
"Mario! Mahrio? Marryo? Him. I play... three days. Three days and not done. Videogames are stupid. I'm 58! I had boat! I fish boat! I have kids! Waste of time."
"Yeah. I watch this youtuber who plays online games designed to steal real money from players."
"...Steal?!"
"Yeah." I said a line about MMORPGs he didnt get, then I realized my mistake so I talked simpler. "Imagine a car racing game. The racers get points they can spend on buying new cars. The winner gets more points. You dont get paid real money for racing. But you have to pay real money to get the best cars. Otherwise you cant win. Its not even close. Like a ferrari or formula one racecar racing a bike."
He laughs. "A bike!"
"Yeah. Everyone else buys the best cars to win. They cheat like that. And if you dont cheat like them, you lose."
"Do they get money back?"
"No."
"Thats shit. Thats stealing. Shit game. Poker but you always lose."
Poker but you always lose. What a great way to view these games!
"Yeah, exactly. You pay to get in the casino, you pay to win, but whether you win or lose you cant make any real money back. The online games are like that but you are knights with swords who fight dragons. And to get the best swords, you need to spend money or play for 100 hours."
"100 hours! 100 hours... its too much."
"Yeah. You play for 100 hours to become a stronger knight. Then you fight the same dragons over and over. Five men, or ten men, or fourty men, all working together to kill one dragon twice a night, every night. Takes two hours every time. All for the small chance that you might find a better sword this time, and maybe get to keep it."
"Hundred hours..." he repeated, thinking to himself. "Fuck."

I agree. We also talked about how the tv license is a scam.
At first trying to talk simply felt awkward. I sounded like a guy trying hard not to swear. But felt natural over time. Car arrives home, I pay, I get out. I come home and say hi to someone, still speaking simply, I ask how her day was, she assumes the worst and hugs me because why else would I be talking so unusually? God she really cares about me a lot. I try not to cry in her arms. Even after all this time, affection is something new and beautiful. She laughed when I told her I was just still stuck in simple speak mode because I was talking to a guy still learning english.
I know a guy who said learning Toki Pona helped him think clearer. When he feels stressed, he switches his brain and thinks in that simple language where there is no rarity scale.
That language is too simple. It feels incomplete.
You don't hear "Gargantuan tree" in that language and think "Did he just say gargantuan? Nobody says gargantuan. Rare word. Four fucking syllables of effort there. Must be bigger than a big one, to justify the use of that word". Not in that language.
If it's good for him, good for him. But Toki Pona seems retarded to me. If you're making a conlang it should be a better form of english for faster communication and densely packing more info into books while minimizing opportunities for miscommunication. Not just making up random rules for no reason to make your fictional world feel more like Tolkien's or trying to create a language so simple even niggers can speak most of it. Translate an english novel into TP and important shit is lost in translation.
Not just a regional dialect cultural thing that can be localized like how Japanese media with "Idiots from Osaka" are given redneck or brooklyn accents in the english dub, or Phoenix Wright was moved to America from Japan and Nine Tales Vale, Los Angeles is said to be full of Japanese immigrants.
Some other old guy talked to me today while waiting for his wife to buy him a panini. Coronation chicken with cheese and pickles. He hates the BBC license fee and refuses to pay it. He likes Lord of the rings and hates the new show. You love to see it, folks. But when he said his wife carries the money in case of muggers, that was cringe. Should carry something the cops dont want you to have, conceal it well, and act natural so you never get searched. That's how you keep your wife safe.