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Should I get therapy?
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>>4857
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>>4857
GASP!
Are you implying that Nigel has done what he always does, and smeared unrelated shit all over the thread? Who could have predicted such a thing! If only someone were to have painstakingly documented/illustrated this well established pattern of behaviors over a several year timeframe! Then our dutiful and diligent proprietors would have the necessary information to address the problem, rather than their hands being tied by nescience.
Oh, wait,....
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>>4862
Kek, Nigel would never do such a thing.
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>>4877
See the lengths he will go to rationalize his behavior?
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>>4878
>Maybe instead of talking about Golly and Starlight
Oh, about that...
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>>4879
Yes, its sad really.
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>>4878
Chris is guilty though.
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>>>/mlpol/333652 →
Could be screwing up here, but idgaf

Don't take it too seriously i know ye didn't i just enjoy being kind of a dick when Adagio posting, doesn't mean i don't like most of the wall-text analysis you do.
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No.4891
I know a homo who watches live streams of the world's unfunniest vtuber. For hours.
Women don't have to be funny to get male attention or compliments.
For most men, humor is a coping mechanism and a way to say what the sensitive ones can't handle hearing.
But holy shit this vtuber is like the Amy Schumer of vtubers.
There are good vtubers out there with actual talents besides having a mommy voice and big tits on their model (or a loli voice and small tits to appeal to the loli fetishists)
Women talking about nothing for hours over mediocre random trendhopping popular half-assed gameplay footage or watching Try Not To Laugh Challenge Complilations Anime Family Guy Funny Moments Collections #69 or talking about how her pussy smells like a barnyard animal doesn't magically get funnier if she has anime eyes. But for some reason, simps think paying enough will upgrade them from OnlyFans to Private Discord to paid sex sessions. Behold, men raised by successive generations of out-of-control women and their feminine school system.
Why do shittubers even have fans? Better ones exist. They should have all the fans. Like my favourite one.
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>>4882
Chris eventually fucked his own mom but A-Log was typing that "I want to kill him! I want to beat him to death in a CIA black site! He's worse than Saddam and Hitler!" nonsense long before that.
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>>4881
ITT Nigel attempts to conflate himself with Chris Chan - unironically - and conflate anyone who is critical of him with this A-dog literally who.
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>>4893
What a funny way of looking at it.
The funny thing about a-log is that he is a loser who thought his obsession with bitching and moaning about Chris-Chan absolved him of the responsibility to sort his own life out.
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>>4898
You have counter-point? Other than to insinuate that anyone who is critical of you is 'an' A-dog who is (quoting)
>a loser who thought his obsession with bitching and moaning about Chris-Chan absolved him of the responsibility to sort his own life out.
? Cuz that isnt a narcissistic attempt to poison the well? Dont listen to anyone critical, he's just another 'A-dog'?
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>>4930
I think learning about A-Log helped me understand the mindset that causes somebody to type "I hate you and you will never succeed and all my friends think so too so there and if you disagree that's Malsumis. And by Malsumis I mean gaslighting or deflecting or well-poisoning or whatever my new favourite phrase of the week is".
I don't resent you for this. But I don't understand why anyone would consider this kind of talk anything other than self-gratifying. Masturbatory, even. I'm sure you have your reasons for being this way. I don't view you as an enemy. Or anyone else who has a habit of talking this way. To be honest... I'm not sure what to make of you guys. But if you have some critique of my most recent FE fic that could improve its second draft I'd love to hear it.
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>>4948
>I hate you and you will never succeed and all my friends think so too so there and if you disagree that's Malsumis. And by Malsumis I mean gaslighting or deflecting or well-poisoning or whatever my new favourite phrase of the week is
Literally no one has said this. You would prefer that they had, and its easier to rationalize when you're strawmanning the argument, but thats inaccurate and dishonest.
Everything I have accused you of has been thoroughly documented and referenced; when I observe narcissistic tendencies, I also provide sources to authoritative individuals/materials that validate the observation. I dont put words into your mouth, I let your words and behavior speak for you, pausing occasionally to point out particularly gauche examples.
Its impossible to truly know whether you actually believe your own shit, but that you are full of it is incontravertable.
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>>4949
A-Logs are funny and Kino.
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>>4950
Especially when they rant and rave about FoE and Kkat, and Uchiha Sasuke, and Rick and Morty.
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>>4951
It's Funny Everything nigey hates, i love. maybe his sperging makes me enjoy it more.
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In fact, all Nigel has ever really had to say are the things he doesnt like - namely Kkat/FoE, Peen Stroke/Past Sins, and every other fanfic author who has been more successful than him - and the things he likes: like Naruto, Ben 10, the Powerpuff girls, and YughiOh (either directly or by ham-fistedly plagiarizing and ripping off in story form). Did I mention Ben 10? What about Naruto?
No one is obsessed with (you) except (you). Everyone wishes you would just go away, or at least stop trumpeting rhat its YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU everytime you post.
And I know, I get it, they wish the same of me.
But if I gotta deal with YOUR shit because this is my homeboard, you gotta deal with mine. Too bad you're observably not playing with a full deck.
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Fuck, I forgot Sanic
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>>4953
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>>4948
>if you have some critique of my most recent FE fic
I was going to give it a shot yesterday, but like i've said, ur pastes are all goooooneee
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>>4951
Technically inaccurate; wile henhates Sasuke, he RAGES about Itachi.
Who is literally the best character in Naruto (not the highest bar, but w/e)
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>>4952
Lmao you love what?
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In any case...
I have not been solely negative about the media I consume. I have praised what I liked. But even I was solely posting about professionally made media (and the odd "critically acclaimed fanfic" here and there) I disliked it would not matter. "I feel retconning Itachi to be a goodie makes every villainous action he's taken seem bizarrely out of character. and if he was supposedly always the Leaf's spy in Akatsuki where the hell was any valuable intel on any of its members?" is not the same as "Kishimoto will never be a good writer". A second draft of Naruto may never be written but it could be rewritten to drop hints towards Itachi's true nature here and there.
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No.4960
And am talking to a wall yet again, off to bed now...
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>>4962
What do you think could improve that Sparky FE fic?
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>>4963
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/507767/1/fallout-equestria-lionheart/a-prologue-of-sorts
I made some changes to the story to see if they would fix things
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>>4964
How about you post an example of the changes you made?
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>>4965
This
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>>4966
Like a mod's changelog? Alright.
I know I changed the first two chapters a lot, but I forget what I did with the rest of the story. You don't have to read any of this if you don't want to. I think the story's intro is important so feedback on getting that part right would be great.
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>>4967
>I think the intro is important
So post it
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>>4968
Ok. https://ponepaste.org/6950
password: TwilightsAsshole

Btw I'm going to be positive about another thing: The music in Guilty Gear Strive is beautiful and genius. It says so much about every character, their depth, their story. Even people who are usually funny meme men like Leo Whitefang have their story told, their hidden depths revealed.
And I love the "Rokkon Shojo" and "Rock on, Shoujo" pun with Baiken.
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>>4969
The section you rewrote, you disingenuously oblivious fuck
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>>4970
That is the rewritten intro. I'm rewriting it again to reduce the amount of times FOE is mocked btw.
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Society is strange. Those in charge are narcissists who want the poor to bow their heads low. So some non-billionaires think all non-billionaire heads should be bowed low. They have so many excuses for hating any who walk with their head held high. Some sound reasonable if you've forgotten the real reason behind their behaviour.
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Have you ever been stopped on the street by a gang that proceeds to show you a phone video, check your reaction to it, and let you move on if they like it?
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>>4975
Let me reiterate what I mean when I say post it, faggot
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Hehe, fly unfly button go BRRR
rainbow dash playable in ROA? Maybe.
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>>4994
It isn't done yet.
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That moment when you don't have to say anything in a thread before your haters hijack the thread make it "all about you"(all about themselves and their feelings) but what you say gets censored faster than it can be archived https://archive.ph/KdlKv
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>>5002
A post of mine in the glim thread was censored, too. I thought the hate group was pissed at me because staff DIDN'T believe in using censorship as a tool to settle debates?
Guess they got their way after all this time. They just needed to cry hard enough, derail enough threads with their kvetching, and threaten to boycot a writing and feedback thread they had little interest in using for feedback and writing.
I wonder who it was who deleted the post? Oh well, it doesn't meally matter. Does it matter what I say when I can be censored for upsetting the loudest voices? Anything to please a "majority" of the site's desired userbase. Shit like this is why I left Facebook.
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>>5003
I mean, it really isn't that hard to dump your bible-lenght posts elsewhere, i just did so in the garbage can recently >>>/mlpol/337147 →
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>>5004
I'd be more likely to believe someone who says "Your post is off-topic" if he could make an argument for that and explain where he thinks I went wrong instead of expecting my respect no matter how he treats me. What percentage of the deleted post was off-topic? 40%? 50%? 75%? Was it 100% off topic, like all of the "I fucking hate Nigel, have I reminded everyone of this today? Fuck fuck shitty pigshit dogshit britmutt poopy bum kike! There, I used mature language, so you know I'm very mature!" posts at the current writing thread's start?
I do not believe all members of the nigel hate group are VPNs used by the same guy. I believe they are all the same person where it counts.
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>>5006
Ah, the just world fallacy. It's been a while.
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>>5007
If the world is just, then you get what you deserve. If the world is unjust, then you get what an unjust world decides you deserve.
In either case, the only thing a person can directly change is their behavior.
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>>5010
Alright, so when do you think the hate club will behave more maturely, cease pretending "Fuck you, give up" is valuable criticism, and cease trying to rewrite what was said whenever they feel caught out and scrutinized over what they said?

Surely you noticed how I responded to their "fuck you give up- I never said fuck you give up, so there" vs someone respectable's "Scrap this story and write something short to focus on getting dialogue right before you attempt anything more ambitious".

It's the difference between "Fuck you and stop drawing, you homosexual penis" and "What you're trying to draw right now isn't turning out right, stop and focus on learning to draw hands right first".
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>>5011
Your lies will stop being contested when you stop lying
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>>5012
Nigger, why do you talk like this? Are you denying that anyone on team "fuck you stop writing" has ever said "fuck you stop writing"?
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>>5019
>But after Rowling came out of one closet against transtrenderism, some are scrutinizing her work. And they eventually find the same things. The leftists write off their criticism of leftism as criticism of neoliberalism blah blah blah
May i point out that this behaviour is certainly not exclusive to leftoids?, tho it is particularly prevalent there
Thanks for the post, i've been kinda curious about it ever since you and gg mentioned it, but no way am spending my time out of the wage cage reading that shit
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>>5020
To be fair, Harry Potter doesn't exist. Those books aren't real.
Every HP fan's memories of the books are different because they "paved over" undesired memories with headcanons and excuses.
The HP books are so long, too long for their target audience, specifically so they forget things.
Rowling's idea of "childish whimsy" is to cram the story full of silly moments and silly characters who say silly things. No irrelevant fact like how in 1258 Oliver Flamel invented the adjustable pocketwrench or whatever ever comes up in the show in a way that matters. Even that scene where Hermione recalls a fact about a plant killing her to defeat it has her pull the info out of her ass instead of an earlier classroom scene. If you removed the gay filler from HP you'd be left with a bunch of cliche moments with cliche characters strung together in an uninspired manner. Harry Potter fundamentally is plagiarism to such a degree, she named Harry's mother Lily Evans as a joke.
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>>3147
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>>5067
>>>/sp/19710 →
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When deleting files I found a song I wrote years ago and uploaded to deviantart. But I was banned from Deviantart and my uploads went with it. Along with proof that I uploaded these files first.
I reuploaded my song lyrics to another site. Then googled them, curious if they found their way onto anywhere else...
I found that some indian youtuber copypasted them onto youtube in his video description. He didn't sing the lyrics, he just nightcored the pre-existing instrumental for no reason, before putting stolen lyrics in the description.
India, amirite?
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>>5082
>it was supposed to be something great
>next time [...] it will turn out better
Survey says?
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>>5084
I see your downvote, acknowledge it, and discard it.
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>>5087
>downvote
You have to go back
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>>5087
>downvote
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>>5102
In this case, Ill accept that you're too thick to grasp the meaning and Illnspell it out for you.
The presupposition that 'it' was going to be 'great' does not match with the evidence; in fact, the evidence so REFUTES that position that no one who could be surveyed (thats where the family feud reference comes in) would ever even accidentally associate anything you are or were writing with greatness.
The same goes for the idea that it will turn out better, as your disposition and hubris is precisely what makes your stories unpalatable.
Your writing is feculent, and it will stay that way until you change your attitude.
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>>5102
>pride is not the antidote to shame, humility is.
>I am but a humble man
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>>5104
Nothing says humility like calling attention to it
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[YouTube] Therapists, Your Biggest "I Know I'm Not Supposed To Judge You But Holy S#%T" Moment? (r/AskReddit) [Embed]
I know this wont be received in the spirit it is being shared, which is to provide a spattering of examples of actually professional and conscientious therapists/psychologists in the interest of refuting the ideas presented in >>4878
Besides, its from reddit si maybe you'll watch lol
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>>5115
Interesting video. This is my favourite part.
You might not believe how shocked a friend of mine was when I told him I completed a certain project I'd been working on for months.
I had to remind him which one it was, since I'm working on a few.
He was impressed. Legitimately proud of me. He thought I'd take years to finish this, especially when I'm working on multiple projects at once. He'd been used to letting "I'm going to make x one day and it's going to be great" talk drift into one ear and out of the other since he hears it from so many people, but now that he saw the finished product, he was stunned, fascinated by it, and in the stories of its development.
I'm not going to tell you he loved everything about it, a few changes I made bugged him because they aren't what he's used to, and they won't be changed because they're part of intentional design overhauls built with other ingame systems in mind. Reworking them at this stage would fuck shit up.
But when this project is released to everyone, I would look forward to seeing more feedback and gameplay videos, multiplayer matches, seeing how the meta develops and how they appreciate my QOL features.
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>>5119
This "friend", are they in the room with us right now?
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Ironic for Castlevania to claim the nigger fears being harvested for body parts in a white place when niggers did this to whites back then and now.
niggers also do this to animals.
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>>5121
Do you want me to respect you?
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>>5119
I'm glad. Well done getting finished with that project.
>Screenshot
That's something I've been struggling with myself.
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No.5127
Castlevania's good fight scenes are awesome! Just a shame about the wokeshit and talking scenes ruined by wokeshit and "strong independent" treasonous cumwenches.
The modern vernacular is something, "fuck" seems anachronistic for the setting and odd to hear from the mouths of characters who should remember far older words.
The character shilling with bootleg Pucci was particularly unbearable in S2E7. Of course the white man betrays and then feels trapped by his decision and helpless while the loyal nigger is verbally fellated by Dracula himself and thrown to safety.
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No.5128
Of fucking course a white gang immediately encounters desert nigger and proceeds to be racist. Of course their leader is blonde. Of course they want to enslave it. Of course. Can't have the sandniggers find him and enslave him in a historically accurate way. Time for the adventures of the backflipping supernigger with a knife.
And of course the sadistic fuck enslaves the white man. After he "totally deserved it" by wanting all the water, when "there's enough for everyone to share". Fucking Christ.
I should stop watching this show, and just watch clips of the cool shit on youtube. I already skip to the end of talking scenes when they get unbearable enough.
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No.5132
Treasonwhore's team rocket is annoying and gay.
The muscle girl needs bigger tits. But the artist here didn't make a muscle girl, the artist made a troon and tried oh so hard to make it look and sound appealing. Muscle girl design 101, you either enhance the femininity with strength because fit women are attractive and extremes are appealing, or you overwrite the femininity with masculine character design traits because you're a pervert with a troon fetish. And of course she's in lesbians with a nigger who dreams of an empire controlled by vampire WOMEN, have to draw attention to the toxically feminine circlejerk with dreams of treating white europeans like cattle. It's all so insufferably woke. Tiresome. Gay.
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>>5119
>pic
Strangely enough, i've met several wahmen like that, and they are always super cute
ye niggers should consider a trip down here sometime
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>>5140
>I'm proud of my abstinence from porn and masturbation.
And you should be.
But you might also want to take a step back and put your inner consoomer to rest. Your art/autistic projects are fine, but you still seem to have a lot of time to spare that could be used for something more productive.
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Remember that time kid Goku tried to get the Special Water and fight for it, felt stronger afterwards, and was told the water was bullshit and earning it was what really made him strong
and then the series introduced real god water to power goku up more when he needed it
they unironically did what they mocked earlier on.
like with the ginyu force and playing rock paper scissors to see who fights next, something done often in this show, particularly during the Buu saga
also I missed wavedashing
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>>5157
I'll give you some feedback later on, am a bit busy right now
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What did the American say when he was given the bill in the Emergency Room?
"A.E., I O U!"
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>>5170
Looking back, I notice how the teacher helped the slowest students cheat.
She would write the answers onto her whiteboard and tell us to use these in our story.
And then she rated our stories based on whether they were all included or not.
The quality of prose or story told was not a factor. Only the presence of what we were told to include. Like composing a poem to try and include as many chosen words as possible. Only here we are composing nonsense stories about silly things that supposedly happened to the "chosen people".
My character fucking died but not before a guided tour practically fucking speedran every listed holocaust thing. So really, I should have gotten full marks for my story. I included everything I was told to include and gave my character a proper ending. Ended him rightly, you could say, since he was shot and bashed with the stock of a gun which is basically the pommel of a gun. But instead the NPCs ripped it up and told me to try again and write something about a jew seeing all the sad shit and then waiting to be rescued by the whites. So I did and they got over themselves. Dog has obeyed, order is restored to the universe, dog training teacher trained to dog-train obedience into the poor can calm down now.
Anonymous
fca3500
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No.5172
ace.jpg
>mlpol is a blog now
Anonymous
0f0f3d5
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No.5173
5174
>>5170
>>5171
I remember how in school every history class and English class became increasingly anti-White every year. Stories about how browns are oppressed and special while also implying Whites as a whole have never known hardship and are morally inferior.
I almost got kicked out of English honors my freshman year because I wanted to read classical literature, but our self-loathing, leftie, Karen teacher kept making us read about "body positivity" and she made us write short analyses of left wing political articles. Virtually all of these articles were about how White people just existing is harmful to the planet and "men are bad and wrong and must be fixed blah blah blah".
This was in a highschool in a red state in the early 2010's.
I genuinely feel bad for White kids knowing what they must have to put up with. Sending your kids to public schools is child abuse if they're White.
Anonymous
60b1399
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No.5174
>>5173
I feel you. Similar experience of propaganda in Sweden.
Anonymous
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No.5175
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Anonymous
ccef15c
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No.5176
917218.png
>>3231
>I think society will keep focusing on meaningless fleeting pleasures until it regains its drive and understanding of what to strive for.
that would be great, but it's not going to happen. that would require people not be selfish, and believe in religion again in a internally spiritual manner. All of these pseudo-faiths in politics, philosophy, and soon neo-caesarism, are all not going to fulfill anyone's hopes or ideals. In a Christendom that hates Christ, People have no ideals left to believe in.
>humanism is unworkable & a world ruled by whites would be efficiently run
and what kind of ideals are those? that good government policy will make society happy? government is a gang of thieves, and are not charitable. it's fun to think about what if, but it won't change your life too meaningfully
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5178
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Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5179
Universal humanism means denying what makes us human so we can pretend all humans are equally human.

If man is special because of his accomplishments and inventions and drive to improve, cultures that sabotage this are bad.

If man is special because of his capacity for empathy and his desire to build a better world, cultures that sabotage this are bad.

What has humanism given the white man? India still has poverty and shifting streets. Africa still hates whites and blames them for starvation caused by the majority black parliament. What good has charity and foreign aid done for nations that will only prosper when they stop blaming whites and start asking how they can compete?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5180
5181 5196
God damage

I wanted to say God damn but autocorrect changed it to damage and that's funnier. Fuck this phone. Fuck every phone keyboard.

Also fuck women. Why is her hyperfixation herself and her feelings? Why can't it be something healthy like reproduction or harmless like a soulless worthless corporate cartoon from before 2000 produced with minimal budget to sell toys to impressionable babies and nostalgia blind consoomers? Imagine a world without weird fetishes. Except for the impregnation fetish. Every white man impregnates his white wife until it is no longer physically possible for her to get pregnant and produce healthy offspring. No leather and whips. No ugly bastards. No shidding and farding. No chains and sadism. Just the only healthy fetish on this planet, consensual sex in the missionary position resulting in impregnation and hyper cumflation. Completely ordinary and healthy. No weird shit. Just idealised sex between attractive characters. Idealised in a healthy way, not like in porn. I saw a documentary once years ago about how porn damages the brain. Female POV shots of being the female getting fucked are supposed to make you a gay tranny or something.
Anonymous
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No.5181
5194
>>5180
>Imagine a world without weird fetishes
Like futa?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5182
Writing pet peeve: when critics call weapon and clothing choices impractical. Oh forgive me for not writing about Gundalf, Legunlas, and Gunli in tactical blacktical Splinter Cell cosplay on their way to solve dragon problems with automatic rifles and tactical nukes.

Forgive me for wanting a specific tone that would be harmed by tactically sound dirty tricks and the homogenization of everyone's weapons and armour. What happened to respect for using weapon and clothing choice as a characterization tool? Yeah the jungle barbarian woman would get cold wearing that in the snow, but she is not in the snow, and for the icy tundra barbarian woman used to negative degrees all weather hotter than that is fur trimmed bikini weather.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5194
5195 5198 5212
>>5181
Could you imagine wanting to bone a Changeling with utterly alien genitalia? Is there a word for that? Futa is strange. But it is only degenerate if it serves as a slippery slope to gay traps or troon porn. But that shit is a weak imitation of the real deal.

Also, writing pet peeve: when authors unintentionally use a term inherently tied to a specific human cultural character or historical event alien to the world of the current story. Neslaybarians from the planet Glopglop and the Romans from Titus Dichus and the Blood Elves of Sylphillis should not use phrases like "Jesus christ!" and "Decimated" unless they have had contact with humans with a reason to use it. This includes references to human literature. 1984, catch 22, and so on. The romans can mention decimation but why would elves on a humanless planet know of it? Nothing takes you out of the immersion like a supposedly nonhuman character who talks like he just binged all of TV Tropes and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Anonymous
93ab3c1
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No.5195
5196 5198
>>5194
Futa is gay.
Anonymous
3dc12fb
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No.5196
5197 5198 5201
2046254.gif
>>5180
>imagine a world with no weird fetishes
Imagine a sweaty mare with a rictus grin looking over her shoulder and locking eyes with you as she frantically rides your human cock, being fucked plumb silly. Fuck you, my fetish based.
>>5195
This.
If you like penises, you are gay. Closeted faggots can try to deny it all they want, but they will always be both gay and factually incorrect.
Anonymous
93ab3c1
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No.5197
5198
>>5196
>Imagine a sweaty mare with a rictus grin looking over her shoulder and locking eyes with you as she frantically rides your human cock, being fucked plumb silly. Fuck you, my fetish based.
Very Based.
Post More.
>This.
If you like penises, you are gay. Closeted faggots can try to deny it all they want, but they will always be both gay and factually incorrect.
This. you're absolutely correct.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5198
5204 5205 5207
69EABB2DDB51E49F74F9D21FA14AF4FE-101848.jpg
>>5194
>OP
>Futa is [...] only degenerate if it serves as a slippery slope to gay traps or troon porn. Bit that shit is a weak imitation of the real deal.
>pic related also OP
>>5195
>>5196
>>5197
>futa is gay
Huh, it looks like OP -who wants to posture about eliminating degeneracy - somehow thinks futa isnt degenerate.
Nothing to read into there though.
Happy 5th anniversary
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5201
>>5196
Sex can't be a fetish, sex with a mare is healthy and based.
Fetishes are weird things unrelated to sex.
If you sexually enjoy having a mare call you a faggot that is a fetish.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5202
tumblr_4242968fcf6288c2ff521211c58d3456_05cb950e_500.jpg
Haha, the jew thinks the snake is a Spoink
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5203
[YouTube] Jordan Peterson: How To Become The Person You’ve Always Wanted To Be | E113 [Embed]
Hoping this can be of service
Anonymous
93ab3c1
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No.5204
5207
>>5198
Kek, it does seem that way don't it.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5205
5206 5212 5216
>>5198
I'm curious. What do you consider so degenerate about futa?
Does it remind you of troons or something? I don't like them either.
If you had the chance to fuck a Changeling, but she had both a horse pussy and an insectoid egg-injector that looks like the kind of penis you might see on a Xenomorph from Alien, would you fuck her horse pussy?
Anonymous
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No.5206
5207 5216
goebbels - absolutely weimar.jpg
>>5205
>I'm curious. What do you consider so degenerate about futa?
If you have to ask...
Anonymous
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No.5207
5208 5209 5212 5216
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Anonymous
215830b
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No.5208
5217
4eb7.jpg
>>5207
>But I'm genuinely curious. What are your exact reasons?
You will never understand it. As you are devoid of any concept of morality and therefore your compass pointing at what's right and wrong is skewed, you are far gone.
Anonymous
b1b97ea
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No.5209
5210
>>5207
Mares do not have penises, bud.
Anonymous
079e49e
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No.5210
5211 5212
>>5209
<"There's only Stallions with tits"
Anonymous
b1b97ea
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No.5211
>>5210
This
Anonymous
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No.5212
5214
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
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Anonymous
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No.5214
5215
>>5212
>So I'd rather halt the linguistic degradation before I stop caring about the grey sludge language that is occurring.
That's from Ted. You based, pompous nigger
Anonymous
b1b97ea
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No.5215
>>5214
Based Ted Poster.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5216
>>5206
This
>>5205
>>5207
>why is cartoon porn degenerate
Ftfy
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5217
>>5208
You are an individual. I assume you have individual reasons for finding futa distasteful.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5223
5224
The idea that your ancestors are watching drives you to earn their approval.
The same is true for the idea that a perfect omniscient omnipotent God is watching.
But many Gods? The God of Justice will hate you for doing something that amuses the God of Mischief. Earn the God Of Evil's respect and he may reward you in his afterlife. Unless the religion was smart enough to make the one who rules over the underworld and sees to the punishment of sinners someone devoted to his job torturing the filthy fallible mortals he hates.
And then there are the Past Lives motherfuckers... Imagine worshipping yourself and who you think you might have been in a past life. You basically just "kin" those historical figures like a neglected abused child on twitter who is also a otherkin furry claiming he literally is Blitzo from Helluva Boss just because he feels more "kinship" with the funny cartoon character he wishes he could be than he feels for his own family. If you cannot pull some Avatar State Intersect shit out of your ass how do you know past lives are legit?
I believe in the word of the LORD, God and Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5224
5225
>>5223
And what does God think of your Futa predilection, Mr. Devout?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5225
5226 5227 5232
>>5224
Should someone who masturbates to horse cartoons really throw stones at someone who used to masturbate to futa horse cartoons but doesn't any more?
Anonymous
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No.5226
5229
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>>5225
Ponies can be excused as autism, not sure about futa.
I know you are getting back at him. But if you are concerned about your self-betterment; You should be separating the ideas and claims from their respective sources.
Just so you can determine if their claims have any validity, otherwise; your pride and urge to defend an anonymous, online image, will always cloud your judgement.

it makes sense that you are defensive, but at least try to think about what they are saying. And I mean, in general, not just this instance
Anonymous
1398288
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No.5227
5228 5229
>>5225
You could always do like I did and stop maturbating entirely
Anonymous
40eb19b
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No.5228
>>5227
>inb4 "Look at this fucking larper! Lmao, what do you even think about all day?"
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5229
5230 5232
>>5227
I don't masturbate either.
>>5226
Do you think he would praise me if I did something right?
Anonymous
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No.5230
5231 5232
>>5229
Are you trying to better yourself? Or are you looking for praise?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5231
5233
choose victory.jpeg
>>5230
I better myself daily, but I do not think that detractor has a fair and informed opinion of me. I do not think he would recognize it if I did something good. Seems like all he ever says about me is negative, even if he has to dredge up ancient shit or imaginary shit for ammunition, and all he's here to do is post negatively about me. So I don't value his opinion, no matter how often he reminds me of it.
Anonymous
1398288
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No.5232
5255
>>5229
I HAVE praised you, numb-nuts; I was the first to credit you for suggesting 'Marenheit' vs. 'Faraneigh'.
I dont mateurbate eother
X, but even if true, care to revise your statement? >>5225
>>5230
Hes definitely looking for praise, otherwise he wouldnt have 2 blogpost threads to 'keep anon up to speed on his progress'.
Anonymous
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No.5233
5234 5235 5236
IMG_8522.jpg
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Anonymous
43a88b8
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No.5234
>>5233
>TFW ninjas is literally Sam Hyde and the Act-man's fusion
Anonymous
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No.5235
5238
Hitler and deer fawn.jpg
>>5233
>Pic related
The original image before colorization.
Never suspected you would be a /k/ommando.
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5236
5237 5238
>>5233
what does deer pussy feel like?
Anonymous
d4349d2
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No.5237
5239 5242 5244
Spoilered
>>5236
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5238
5241
>>5235
In spite of my flippant teaser-reveals, there is much about me that is unknown
>>5236
Kill yourself
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5239
5240 5241
d9pqw3h-cd7356ab-4c84-46e7-b2e4-4f1c95823f18.png
>>5237
Wtfdijr?
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5240
5241
>>5239
/>>5237
Seems like the man fucked a deer...
Anonymous
d4349d2
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No.5241
5243 5245
Spoilered
>>5238
Less is best. When i revealed and ranted about Fionn, i figured it would be better to be discreet about my abnormal affairs afterwards due to it being a touchy topic and quite privately personal.
>>5239
Here's another
>>5240
Depends on what kind of animal enthusiast...
Anonymous
215830b
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No.5242
5246
a18.png
>>5237
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5243
5246
>>5241
Fake. It takes ALOT longer than 10 minutes for a corpse to get cold
>by this ppint the vagina was cold and I pulled my dick out
Fucking edgelords
Anonymous
7867ff9
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No.5244
>>5237
Classic.
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5245
5246
>>5241
Ok that's actually fucked up.
Anonymous
d4349d2
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No.5246
5247 5248
Spoilered
>>5242
Not for the fainthearted.
>>5243
He claims to have had sex with it for 10 minutes then ejaculating and did it again for an unspecified amount of time.
>proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside
>did it again and cummed again inside
>by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my dick out
>>5245
You wanted to know what a doe hole felt like. Be careful what you wish for
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5247
5250
>>5246
Well at least they didn't kero the wolf that one.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5248
5249 5250
>>5246
>he claims
Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5249
5252
>>5248
>it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal
This.
Although I'm willing to believe it is real.
Anonymous
d4349d2
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No.5250
5252
>>5247
I suppose so.
>>5248
>Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
The odds are more in favor of it being fiction than reality, yet there still is the chance of it being actual.
>I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
I have an assumption that other guys which are innawoods could have done something similar as this bestial necrophilia to a deer, although after performing an act such as that most men would have kept it a secret rather than boasted about it.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5252
5253 5254
>>5249
>>5250
Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence. He doesnt communicate like someone conveying a genuine story, he communicates like an attention-fag.
Anonymous
1fccfe7
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No.5253
>>5252
>he communicates like an attention-fag
Also true. with the needless praising of Arkansas at every opportunity. and acting Stereotypically southern.
Anonymous
d4349d2
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No.5254
>>5252
>Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence.
This is the same stance that i take. If the anon had provided images of semen dripping out of a dead doe whose fur was covered in blood then i would have less reason to doubt it's probability.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5255
5257
What... What the FUCK did I walk in on?
Also >>5232 sorry I didn't realize you were also that guy. I like that guy. Keeping track of who's who on an anonymous message board is hard.
Anonymous
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No.5257
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Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5259
Screenshot_20220405-172843_DuckDuckGo.jpg
Screenshot_20220405-173026_DuckDuckGo.jpg
lest there be any doubt
Anonymous
43a88b8
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No.5260
5261
1575773937582.gif
I know this may not be the time for this. But am genuinely interested in seeing one of your classic analysis, this time on HxH, or at least the chimera ants arc.

Maybe you can give it a shot if you haven't already.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5261
5271
>>5260
Sorry I haven't watched Hunter x Hunter.
Anonymous
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No.5270
42C41C3AB1241561EDC9402E433CA2A8-81721.png
>>>/mlpol/340745 →
Told ya you'd find someone.
glad to hear you doin' good fren
Anonymous
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No.5271
5272 5273
>>5261
It's fine. It's just that Naruto-fags and HxH-niggers tend to constantly shit on each other.

From what I've seen from the Chimera Ants arc, is quite possibly the worst example of storytelling I've ever seen.

To be fair tho, I've only seen the Phantom Troupe arc from HxH. The Ants' arc have all been clips shown as examples.
Anonymous
b1cea40
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No.5272
>>5271
The Chimera Ants arc is unironically the point of the show where I got bored and stopped watching. Shame cause HxH is great, from what I remember years ago at least.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5273
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Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5274
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Anonymous
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No.5278
5279
1576962215107.png
>>>/mlpol/341158 →
Gotta be mindful then, it can get annoying for most people.
>I'm not some scheming galaxy brain mastermind out to fuck with you
Do you realise that assuming people see you as a mastermind is kinda arrogant? Sorry, but that's not exactly the impression they are getting.
And I say this because people have already clarified this before. And rather recently so.

Now, listen up.
This isn't a big deal, some anons might try to make it so. But you DON'T have to play along! Just ignore further backlash, do not escalate. Simply move on, and try not to screw up again. Alright?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5279
>>5278
You're right, I should really just ignore accusations of gaslighting, I know that's not what I'm doing. I keep thinking if I talk more, maybe I can clear up these misunderstandings and help people see my point of view. But I should try harder to see his. He felt like he wasn't being listened to, and I know how frustrating that can be.
Anonymous
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No.5280
5282
>>5279
>I talked about something else I was thinking about because I wasn't sure what to say in response to what you said.
"Thanks, I'm not sure what to say in response to what you said."
>>>/mlpol/341164 →
Striking at the heart of the matter.
Because conversation and relationships is a two way street.
>I talked about something else
The mundane boring repetitive affirmations that yeah the point has been understood (or lack of it) does matter.

Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5281
Is this the part where I point out having been right all along?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5282
>>5280
I'll try to do more of those affirmations in the future.

I don't know why some people call me a gaslighter. Do I seem like someone with the social awareness to do that successfully? Social interaction takes a ton of effort already, why would I intentionally try to overcomplicate things further?

Also I saw this game, "Kaze and the Wild Masks". It looks like Donkey Kong Country starring Dixie Kong as a Sonic OC rabbit who does DKC's Animal Buddy sections using Zelda Masks she gets from Metroid's Chozo Statues. It got me thinking about tropes. That media's tropes were easy to identify because it didn't dress them up to look differently. Have I done enough to keep people from realizing my Pokemon map is basically just a debug room only with lore saying it's a high-tech laboratory full of wondrous inventions?
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5289
5291 5293 5294
My rival is so wonderful
He's fit, kind, and wise. Every time we go jogging or hiking or swimming or visit his home gym (it's bigger than mine and his gamer consoomerfag roommates are less annoying than mine), we push each other to be the best in a healthy way. Media would raise you to believe someone this buff had to be evil. But he's a good man. He doesn't cackle like a bitch and gloat like a supervillain when he wins, he helps you up like a good man should. Even gives you tips on how to improve if he knows what he's talking about.
Surround yourself with motivated, positive, like-minded people. That's a common piece of advice but they never tell you how to do it. And how could another man as wonderful as this exist? I know I cannot be gay, because if I was I would fantasize about pinning him under me and ploughing his perfect ass. And we don't want to fuck each other so we can't be gay.
Anonymous
4a3743a
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No.5291
5295
>>5289
Nige. this is one of the gayest posts on the entire site.
Anonymous
2b4a775
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No.5293
>>5289
I'm glad to hear that you found someone like that. My friend is also a wonderful man so I relate highly with what you wrote. And yes, the beauty of friendships between men is not gay, so don't worry about that. The jews fear white men uniting.
Anonymous
215830b
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No.5294
5295
f832b.png
>>5289
You are fooling nopony.
If your post is not bait, then you are a massive homosexual.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5295
5297
>>5291
>>5294
I can stare into the face of a beautiful and admirable man, and feel no urge to fuck him. Therefore I cannot be gay.
Anonymous
43a88b8
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No.5297
5300
849E75E7C1DEBDA2E6891BC520AEE200-74603.jpg
>>5295
I don't think ur ghey or anything. But if you just stopped talking about the perfect ass of other men, even if it's satire, comedy or whatever there wouldn't be a good reason to suggest that.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5300
5303
>>5297
We both know why that profile looks so gay.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5302
There is a stigma attached to gays. stigma dick in ass!
Anonymous
43a88b8
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No.5303
5305
1572900581049.png
>>5300
Yeah, yeah. Tryin' to get you to be a bit more self-aware.
hopefully
Anyways, here's the HxH video I talked about before.

[YouTube] The Chimera Ant Arc is Overrated - Destroying Hunter X Hunter [Embed]
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5304
5305
>his perfect ass
>gay stigma, stigma dick in ass
This, on top of all the futa penis worship
Totally not gay tho
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5305
5307 5311
>>5304
Do you not know what a Ligma joke is?
>>5303
Thanks but I've started watching Hunter x Hunter recently and I'd like to avoid spoilers where possible.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5306
5311
There are a surprising number of troons in the Pokemon fandom. Why?
Are they just here because there are kids to talk to, or is it because Pokemon has universal appeal?

Btw I figured out the main problem with my old FE story.
The audience needs to care about the world before I start introducing enemies who want to ruin it with politics. And they must care about the lives of characters whose lives are ruined by political actions taken by the enemy.
Beta readers for something new I've been working on seem to love what I am doing this time.
Anonymous
a82b8ec
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No.5307
>>5305
>ligma
That 3rd grade meme that you keep mis-phrasing like a wanker? And now 'cuz totally not gay' you tried to twist into a joke about sodomy? And not subtly imply participation with?
Nice self-own there.
Anonymous
43a88b8
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No.5311
5314
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Anonymous
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No.5313
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Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5314
>>5311
Also yeah I hear they ended up giving Deku a shitton of bonus superpowers plus some hidden ones so he can pull them out of his ass whenever he needs them.
Anonymous
8b1a092
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No.5317
>Saberfart
[YouTube] This NFT Cartoon HATES ME (what did I get myself into...) [Embed]
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No.5320
I have unrealistically high expectations for myself and that's unhealthy. I expect to get everything right the first time and blame myself if I don't. Time spent trying to make something broken and fundamentally flawed work just because it was an idea I had keeps me from learning from the failed project and seeing what I can improve in the sequel. And there can always be sequels. With feedback from one game I can improve the next. With one game I can experiment and test ideas for the next.
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No.5326
You cant fix stupid. But you CAN hit it with a stick. Hitting stupid with a stick probably wont achieve the results you might intend, but it does give you the satisfaction of having hit stupid with a stick.
The stupid will not cease to be stupid, nor will ameliorate their stupidity by way of the stick. In the aftermath, all that will have been accomplished is that you have struck a stupid with a stick.
And yet, if one were given the choice of 'smack the stupid' or 'NOT smack the stupid', one has the opportunity to assess whether there is function in hitting stupid with a stick.
>t. holding a stick
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No.5338
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Funny that I'd get the game done today.
Anyway, the game has been uploaded, https://mega.nz/file/pUlH2bST#BL9phlvIhMO9D0i1guqEGYpY3FXktlafi3LU1Eqzpek
You get your Pony-Pokemon from a Brony NPC in the basement garden with the rest of the scientists.
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No.5339
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>>5338
This is awesome! Perfect timing indeed
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No.5340
Did you hear how they renamed those Dragon Ball characters in the Chinese dub? The Tennemen and Jinkomen were renamed Tiananmen and Chinkomen!

Ha! Funny joke.
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No.5343
I bet ponies, monster girls, aliens, furries, elves, and all sorts of other beings would be completely bewildered by how relaxing humans find having their hair cut by hair scissors.
After all, those are blades. Right next to your face. Maybe even wielded by complete strangers. One mistake could injure an eye or ear or cut your throat.
They would probably find it as uncomfortable as getting their teeth drilled unless it's with someone close to them, someone who can be trusted with sharp objects, but they might find our love of it cute, too. I can just see a pony girl giggling as she cuts my hair. "You humans love your sharp pointy things and things that go boom, don't you?"
Isn't it odd that when fantasy simplifies creatures to be extensions of their species or a rare exception to normally unbreakable rules, the authors feel the need to simplify their view on humanity so much it could fit into a small box on a trading card? In a universe full of planets of hats, humanity gets one hat. Snakes are clingy. Horses are horsey. Dogs are doglike. Spiders are horny. And humans are... It's up to the author, I suppose.

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