/ub/ - Überhengst

Jesus this exercise bike is hardcore. Worth every damn penny.

It's always pissed me off when demoralized cucks try to deny the superiority of space travel/space habitats on the baseless grounds that it would be difficult and not benefit people currently alive. How does that old saying go again, the one from a wise civilization that eventually collapsed but was pretty based before it collapsed into degeneracy and forgot its own wisdom? That quote about how society is great when old men plant trees so that young people may bask in their shade. Mankind's future belongs in the stars. Without space travel we're just idiots moving matter around on a single planet that could easily become our gravestone. Would it really be such a tragedy in the doomer's mind if jobs were created by companies that wanted to colonize space or go bankrupt trying? I'm sure those working for the industries that supply those space companies with resources for cash would be happy no matter how things go. Those cowardly doomer cucks should take their defeatist attitudes to hospitals and try saying their "lets just give up my fellow white males" shit around terminally ill patients with a slim chance of recovery. They'd get their asses kicked for it. They only talk that way because the thought of space naturally gives the white man hope that his science can answer life's questions and solve its greatest problems, problems leftism can only worsen. That talk spits in the eye of every forefather who fought and bled and broke a fucking sweat so the comfortably numb doomandgloomposter can masturbatorially brandish his cynical corporate-mandated defeatism like he thinks it's something to be proud of. Whites can into space. One planet is not enough. And we'll never get into space if we shoot ourselves in the foot slaving away for jewish slavemasters while pretending we are equal to literal niggers. "Equality" is a lie meant to discourage greatness. "Liberalism" is a leftist weapon meant to dismantle the aspects of functional civilizations that let them enjoy the benefits of Liberty and Plenty and Truth and other thing the ravenous weaponized useless eaters loathe.

The lack of free will is a myth that comforts faggots by letting them tell themselves they'd be better people if they lived in better times that gave them more opportunities to be good people and fewer opportunities to be cunts or lazy faggots or lazy faggoted cunts.

Sometimes my hands wander to my hips and gut as if even they doubt the radical transformation of my physique for the better. Is this normal?

>>3858
It's normal. Feeling your body change for the better can be cathartic.

>>3859
You're right, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROJ0-r3zyck
This cringefest helped me come to terms with the crappy fanfics I wrote as a child/teenager.
I feel like I've healed something I didn't realize needed healing until now. If it wasn't for those crappy fanfics, I never would have improved as much as I've improved now. Does Picasso feel guilt and shame over the first doodles and paintings he ever made before he got famous? What about Van Goth and Monet and some other art guy?

Dear diary

Today nofap got me some bitches on my dick. Well, one. I was resting after walking and jogging on a football pitch when a dog ran up to me and sniffed my crotch. For multiple seconds, even when I moved away or stroked the dog's head while guarding my dick and balls with one hand. I even got up and turned around and tried walking away. The dog followed my crotch and wouldn't stop sniffing it. I didn't like it. I'm not actually a furry I just like big tits. The dog's wet nose made marks on my trouser legs. I'm glad I guarded my dick and balls before it touched anything of mine because this would feel weirder if that happened. Anyway the owner saw this and started walking over, after 10 seconds of this he eventually finished walking here and called the dog away, pulling her by her collar as she continued turning towards me, sniffing at me, even trying to run at me. I smiled politely and said "She's friendly, isn't she?" and he glared at me before walking away faster. Maybe this was embarassing for him too? Maybe I said the wrong thing. Maybe he trained this behaviour into his dog unintentionally (dog likes resting head on legs when it wants pat pats and doesn't understand what a dick is) or intentionally (vomits internally). I had no idea what to do in that situation besides guard my dick for fear of it going from sniffing to biting or licking. I'm glad it didn't lick or bite. It was surprising. I didn't wake up this morning and expect a literal dog to smell the unspent semen within me and seek my wild stallion out like a missile. Would I technically still be a virgin if that thing licked me through my trousers or would I count as a sexual harassment victim? Do those laws even apply to dogs? An owner is responsible if their dog bites someone, does the same apply to humping their leg and other canine shit? If I put on some cologne I'd assume it was that but I never use perfume or cologne or deooderant except for fancy occassions that normally never happen. Normally dogs don't seek me out like that and I had no food in my pocket so all I can think to blame is nofap. I wasn't feeling any urges before or during or after the event because I was thinking about jackets. Even now I still feel like that was something too weird to actually happen, like some unlikely degenerate anime fanservice scene. Then again I've never actually seen dog related fanservice in anime unless anthro dog girls count. There was one hot buff wolf chick in There was that "turn yourself in, man" joke from an anime I forgot the name of. I know eating dogs is legal in china but I hope fucking dogs is illegal in japan. Mares are cute, but dogs are not for sexual.

Also I forgot to tell you this but I've been walking a lot and walking/jogging/sprinting down a football field. Good exercise. My weighted vest makes it even more intense. Being healthy is good. No wonder the jews want us mining or paying for dopamine in shitty grind games like Gayshit Impact instead of exercising.

Your faithful student, Nigel D. Narutofag.

>>3907
Hilarious. You don't often see dogs doing that unless they have done it before, the guys body language would have said it all and the way he reacted is a dead give away to the reason why he ran with his tail between his legs. A bit too friendly ay?
Then again the bitch could probably have smelt your dick cheese a mile off, or perhaps some stains from one of your recent wet dreams. Semen has a strong odor and dogs have good noses, so she might have been able to pick that scent up from you, or she could be in heat. Then again I'm no bitch expert nor enthusiast.

>>3916
Lmao bruh I have to clean myself well daily or I get skin problems. It must have been the dog because it couldn't have been me.

>>3930
I get a lot of dandruff. She must have been a horny bitch and you lucked out on a first class ticket to a canine blowjob but declined it without much thought until afterwards.

>>3974
I know I'm on a nazi site right now so this might be controfursial (hehe) but I'm not actually a furry.

>>3975
Your penchant for furry/futa images begs to differ

>>3976
Some furry art is well drawn. Some anime art is well drawn. And futa is the only way to make yuri less gay.

>>3977
Pray tell, how does more penises = less gay?

>>3978
Less or more gay than women grinding their frontholes together?

>>3975
Neither am I.

>>3979
If your media preferences lead you to choose between furry futa and lesbian fronthole rubbing, you're a faggot and should kys

When I borrowed Persona 5 from a friend and tried playing through it, the game's focus on getting as much as possible out of your limited time as deadlines inexorably marched towards you kept reminding me that I am wasting my time playing Persona 5, an overhyped weebshit RPG for babies who will only call P5 a masterpiece if they have literally never read a book in their lives besides Harry Potter at most.

>>3981
Don't be gay when I'm winning a humorous argument over the pointless semantics of fictional beings.

>>3985
Your points have been casually/effortlesssly refuted for a week. When were you 'winning'?

>>3986
Why are you being gay in my thread?
Is it homosexual to touch a woman's ass?
Is it homosexual to fuck a woman's ass?
If women had wings, and a culture that says winged females should be the one grooming male wings, would it be homosexual to groom her wings?
What if women naturally had penises of their own?
Then women could penetrate other women without being gay about it.
Theoretically.
Maybe, theoretically, I'm just fucking with you because I know you're a screeching shell of a former human so obsessed with me you'll latch on to anything, anything at all... as long as you think it makes me imperfect.
Think, clown, think. You desperately want to turn everything into a competition so you can feel like you're winning something for once. Even though you lack the balls and drive for self improvement necessary to have a thread of your own like this.
You're not doing any favours by screeching at me in every single thread on this website. You're a mad dog and you bark when commanded. You say you're not the spiteful cowardly redditor hclegend? Alright, stop talking like him and stop acting like him.

>>3987
No, youre clearly being gay in your own thread. No help needed.

>>3990
No, you're being gay in my thread.
And then you say "No you" and then I say "No you" and you keep this up forever.
That's how conversations with you usually go, hclegend/vril. If you don't just plug your ears and go "La la la I'm not listening and you haven't made an argument yet so make an argument I'm willing to listen to la la la"
Jesus fucking christ, you're a Jew.

>>3992
>No u
Why would I bother? The evidence is incontravertable that A. You deliberately engage in precisely the null effort posting and flagrant accusations you accuse others of and B. You lack the articulation to make an actually coherent argument.
Tl;dr Youre only making this worse for yourself

>>3994
This war must be lonely for you. I can't imagine spending years of my life harassing one website and constantly gaslighting its users in the hope that someone believes your lies. But you can, because it's what you do.
You enter a thread and attack me while you still feel anonymous despite your posting style. You abandon the thread and move on if enough people tire of your antics and tell you to fuck off. And then you start the cycle again in a new thread where you can feel anonymous.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was one special word I'd hidden in posts directed towards you now and then so I could search for that word and find all the threads you've pulled this in over the years? Then I could direct people to that post every time you show up, for the benefit of newfags who don't know why a snarling rabid mutt in the corner best ignored by everyone is hallucinating vividly and crying shit like "You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!".

>>3995
>You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!
Well its not wrong

Watched some documentaries with the boys today. Was a good time.

Today I also criticized someone claiming to be Ninjas for the staff's handling of the hclegend problem, even though I'm not sure if that really was a mod/amin/whatever or not. I wonder if this will get me permabanned. If it does, I wonder if hclegend will move on to attacking other users or simply go back to reddit. I'll never understand why hclegend has been allowed to slander and harass me on this site for years in so many threads, and I'll never understand why his recent self-own in a certain other thread got censored. It was hilarious. Maybe it was deleted because anyone who saw it would never take hclegend seriously again. More than once I've thought about requesting a custom flag so hclegend won't lash out at random brits on the off chance that they're me, but this is supposed to be an anonymous site. Then again hclegend loves attacking me out of nowhere and claiming not to be hclegend until he can't any more, only ceasing his attacks in one thread if he feels he's wearing out his welcome in that thread. Then he abandons that thread only to attack me and cry "nigel" at me again in the next thread hoping his anonymity will shield him from the reputation his words and deeds earn him. That narcissist is sad. However if I was given something unique like a british flag with an orange fox in the middle while hclegend is given something that suits his pro-LGBTQ pro-tranny anti-SuperStraight reddit posts https://archive.is/N0cqB like a rainbow fag flag, anonymity would be removed from both of us. Everyone would know to ignore hclegend posts and never reply to hclegend posters. If staff don't want to warn hclegend to knock his antics off, giving us both flags would be a good way to make his usual antics easier for the users of this site to reliably ignore.

>>3997
Man you are acting like a paranoid schizophrenic. Go to doctor Goldstein and tell him you think everyone who disagrees with you is the same guy that has been gang stalking you for years. Also ninjas isn’t a mod.

>the joke
>>3998

btw I've raised the weight level on my chest press and weighted vest. It's a shame ankle and wrist weights don't work IRL but it's a good thing weighted vests work.

>>3147
>Is therapy just a joke, or is it worth getting?
Depends, some people enjoy it and others don't because of personalities and the source of stresses.
If I can recommend anything it would be Equine Therapy, talking to people can be boresome and uninteresting compared to the sensuality of feel and emotion. That's if you're interested in Equus Caballus and their behavior patterns.
Institutional psychiatric therapy can be unpleasant at times and it may be discomforting to partake in the expression of feelings to someone you should or should not trust or perhaps don't enjoy being around, the building itself can be discomforting when the rooms are small and you are around people that are (most of the time) in it solely for money. Psychiatrists in general are judgmental and suspicious of classifications and diagnoses that are affiliated with the patients they deal with.
There tends to be more of a nerve racking sense of claustrophobia when being in those brick buildings than as opposed to standing in fields amongst the wild grasses and stone walls lined with barbed wire.
Horses and ponies can be more friendly than the majority of people are, the bond that forms between these two species is one of the attraction of polar opposites, predator and prey. The domestic nature of these four hoofed equines is temperamental and euphoric within interspecies relationships involving humans and horses, it's exciting for some and scary for others.
I love ponies to the moon and back, adorable and cuddly, more fluffy than teddy bears when they grow their winter coats, pones are more therapeutic than therapists are.

My cunt landlord decided to sell my house. I hate renting.

Guys if your dick and especially foreskin is swollen after sex is that a sign of STDs?

>>4051
Yes.
You should probably see a doctor.

From a Ginger Catholic Irish Girl that only speaks Geálgé.

That'll cost you 3.5 whole Bitcoins to the father.

It's just skin irritation. Turns out my cock and balls are fine.

>>4053
Éirinn go Brách. Agus mo ghrádh d'am sneachta

>>4060
Yeah, I can't believe I actually had sex either. A hot babe started talking to me flirting with me and I panicked.

by the way a friend got sick of "Far Cry 5" for the PS4 and offered it to me for a tenner. I don't even keep my consoles plugged in any more but it might be interesting to see how a modern game plays since I spend so much time with older games or games similar to what I'm making.

>>4063
So far this game is irritating.
At first the game demonizes the idea of religious white militants buying up farmland and making a state of their own. The interview style opener even makes a point of calling them DIFFERENT, RELIGIOUS, MILITANT. In fucking montana where everyone for miles would be better armed and more religious than these walking mockeries of what atheists think christians are. Some guy comes in to betray their trust and record them for a documentary demonizing them and gets caught, wow. Maybe Sneed has psychic powers and maybe he can smell the soy on this faggot from here.
"Maybe we shouldn't fuck with them. Maybe we should leave well enough alone" suggests one fedboy here to violate the laws of this land.
"We have laws for a reason" insist the fedboy cunts as these "holy" knights of DC or whatever come to fuck with what Seed fans willingly built. These fedboys gave themselves an arrest warrant for the leader of these people, and if it was a wild west murder warrant it would be just as meaningless. Swedes can't arrest Canadians for violating Swedish law on Canadian territory. Right?
And it gets dumber. We walk through a sp0000ky path full of angry armed whites. A cop grumbles that people don't respect the badge. "maybe they'll respect my 9mm" says some fedboy teammate as he invades foreign soil surrounded by whites armed with baseball bats and shotguns and other weapons. Christ I didn't expect this game to give me so much to talk about every few seconds. During the opening cutscene I had to pause it to write this out as things I wanted to comment on piled up faster than I could type them.
Wow how spooky the american church is singing amazing grace. Now he's ranting about how enemies want him arrested and his nation and people and religion destroyed.
Now they say he kidnapped? Neat. Fedboys did worse.
Seed looks like a weird cuck with stupid hair. He keeps blabbering weird pseudoreligious shit so he'll sound crazy when he says "the enemy wants us gone".
Lmao a cutscene and QTE. "press X to arrest the father". Why does this damn OST keep trying to make Amazing Grace sound spooky and haunting? Was "ring around the rosies" copyrighted or something?
"Sometimes the best thing to do is walk away" says the game... did I miss some alternate ending where if Snake waits long enough he doesn't shoot Quiet and fucks off? Does walking away instantly end the game all about fighting these fantasy whites and their all-american state?
Wow so many people are fucking with this copter. Wouldnt surprise me if it was sabotaged. This is stupid. The feds sent a few guys to arrest the leader of a tribe to either humiliate them and make an example of the leader back in weimerica or start a firefight and get "justification" for an all out war. Now Seedy McSeed survived the chopper crash and has the feds radio whore on his side and he's yelling about how "nobody will stand in his way"? I thought he just wanted to live here away from sin and eliminate any sinners in his land however he wanted.
I think Ubisoft made this... they also put out Watch Dogs Legion which demonized brexit and whites while blaming problems caused by jews on whites and capitalism, right?
I hate unskippable cutscenes. This game let me choose between man and woman. Why wont it let me join the Seedclave?
Tiny FOV is suffering.
my friend just got downed. I revive him now we're fuck it. This game is cancer. This is a PC game poorly ported to consoles not a console FPS designed to help players tolerate the anti-futurism and anti-ergonomics of a disgusting fucking shit console. Fuck this I'm out. Disconnecting PS4 and putting it back in the closet. Time to lift some fucking weights.

Man... there was a time when my response to a bad game would be "I don't care how long it takes me. I will beat this game. I am an epic gamer used to a lack of choice".

But fuck that. I have choice now. I am a man. I'm not a boy trapped in a cupboard under the chairs forced to choose one of a few repetitive meaningless timewasters. I don't have to choose between my overused crash-prone copies of the ratchet series or smarties meltdown or TLOS or other shit games still with their low price and preowned stickers. I am a man. I can choose to go to places the jewrona cant shut down. I can climb a medium sized mountain. I can exercise. I can grow as a man instead of wasting my time with some pointless baby shoot game that solely exists because jewish marketing executives thought taking the dull formula they "perfected" and applying it to an anti-white copaganda story of a "heroic" fedboy teaming up with a local american violent "resistance" group to eliminate a religious minority of white pseudochristians would help turn more dipshit barely-whites against the best interests of their betters. I love the way my body feels after hardcore exercise. I need more. I am a man. A man with big pecs and no beer belly. My knees and ankles are fine when I stand thanks to how fit I have become. I am a man and I don't have anything to prove to a piece of jewish media meant to target my worst vice (gaming) and use it against my race. My worst vice used to be masturbation but then I stopped wanking. Gaming is the jew's third favourite type of media after TV and comic books. Good games can be fun or good stories or both but shit games... well, I just touched one and it made me feel so dirty I exercised with rage right after putting the console away and throwing the disc away. I have to be better than this. My game has to be better than this. I will never achieve my dreams if I waste time pretending to be who I was before I grew. Fuck nostalgia for gaming and fuck shitty games. I'm not the AVGN. Nobody's paying me to play shitty games and yell ass and fuck. I fucked an ass recently. I am a fucking man!

A woman bought me a drink but it was so sugary it burned my tongue.
I don't remember getting sugar burns as a kid. But now I'm in my mid-twenties and sugar burns me.

What the fuck?

Is this because I've spent so long being a fit man who only eats meat, fruit, vegetables, and protein shakes? Has my body just forgotten how to deal with sugar?

A friend of mine with ADHD turned his life around for the better and started actually completing adult tasks like "clean room daily" with the help of a phone app that fills EXP bars and makes videogame levelup sounds whenever he does tasks he sets for himself.
Sometimes he sets "do nothing for 2 seconds" tasks for himself because he wants to hear the congratulatory sounds and get that dopamine.
That's weird.

>>4198
I have met other people classed under the term of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder before, there was one in my junior school which happened to be inside my year that I knew but he always got in trouble one way or another, the majority of the time it was either being disruptive inside class or shouting at the teacher, other than that it was getting into fights with kids.
I remember inviting him to my house one day and punched him when he came through the gate, he proceeded to tell my mother but his dad couldn't come for him because he was doing something that I cannot remember, then afterwards we played some games in my bedroom until his father came to pick him up. After that night he never called me names again and told his friends not to mess with me, so they didn't. That and I beat the rest of them up or confronted them, I hated them with fury. As the years went past he evolved into bullying fat bastards in high school while I was plagued by my own mental demons that haunted me through those corridors and classes.
>>4065
>I fucked an ass recently.
I Didn't know you were into donkey mares, anon.
I guess that makes us two.

>>4248
Lol that's not what I meant by fucking ass but good joke
This might sound weird but every ADHD kid I met as a kid had four things in common
1) Single-mom household, or the dad was an irrelevant cuck or an ignored quiet hard-worker forced to barely be a presence in his kid's life by his job
2) Spongebob is his only positive male role model and smiling through the pain is his coping mechanism
3) Eats too much sugar and drinks too much artificial orange, same goes for his obese alcoholic smoker mom who usually ate herself into diabetes too
4) As he grows older and gets a healthy diet figures out coping mechanisms despite the best efforts of any adult paid to hover around him or any schoolteacher or "professional", you end up wondering why he was misdiagnosed with "too much youthful energy for our tastes and/or for some mysterious reason he isn't taking any interest in dull hyper-easy ultra-slow condescending timewasting lowest-common-denominator lessons" disease
I've never met someone permanently fucked up by ADHD. They probably exist out there. It probably sucks for them. I hope they wouldn't think less of me for saying I've met people diagnosed with ADHD as a kid who got better later in life because it was just their pathologized normal childishness.

>>4249
The kid who has ADHD had a dad that took steroids but never went to the gym and a mother who was abusive to her son while drunk, he was with his dad the majority of his upbringing but went to his mother's every once in a while which he proclaimed to dread. Funnily enough, she was also a heavy smoker too.
This one time I was in class with him and we were looking at a map so I pointed out the country called Niger to him which he found highly amusing due to the resemblance of the word nigger, so he then laughingly showed the female teacher the map and the country which he said was called nigger, upon which the woman recoiled in shock and hastily looked at what he was pointing at within the middle of Africa, her response was that it's name is Niger (nigh-jer) and not that. He then turned to me and laughed which by this point I was laughing too.

>>4250
Now that's a formative memory! I remember this one time a school guy (i can't really call him a friend) gave me a USB with a pokemon Emerald rom for me to hack, I told him what I can do, he said "make Birch give me a Rayquaza at the start" so I did.
And also renamed Professor Birch to Professor Bitch and gave his lab the smoky/misty white weather and had him talk about weed a lot. I also cranked up the encounter rate to 100% in a few routes, filled them with Hypno, renamed him Rapeno(because he kidnaps a kid on one of the islands and he has a big jew nose), and drew dicks with the grass in a ton of areas using AdvanceMap. I also added an Eevee Hall area to Oldale town, a building where one room with a talking Eevee explains the place. There are doors leading to a bunch of hallways where you can EV train each stat. A feature that would be super cool and convenient for any kid who understood EV training. My sense of humor back then was in dickland where weed is hilarious. Anyway the reward I bartered for was that I got to keep the USB. Was my first ever USB and provided a good place to store files i didnt want my parents noticing on the family PC. It didnt have a lot of space but I still have it in my collection. Maybe if I got more PC time as a kid and took Game Maker more seriously I could have made a profit back then, had some savings for when I escaped.

>>4251
I was never interested in Nintendo or Sega, my usual preference was the play station 1 and the original Xbox. I played games that my mother got me and most of them were above the age rating that was way above mine, in some cases double.
What I played were the classics, my main favorites were Crash Bandicoot, Halo Combat Evolved, some Scooby Doo games and the Spider man ones. My usual choice was the Xbox over the play station due to it's plethora of variety, I liked Jaws on the PS1 and the Spider man which were about it.
As I grew into my teenage years I got a Xbox 360 from my brother that I still have and play on occasions, never cared for the PS3 or 2. The games I liked were Call of Duty World at War, Halo 3, Fallout 3, The Orange Box and the good games that were released following the late 2000's into the 2010's were, Call of Duty Black Ops, Fallout New Vegas, Portal 2, Aliens Vs Predator, Skyrim. Had a computer but it was shit.

>>4252
The only PS1 games I had were Spyro 1, 2, 3, and inherited scratched copies of Everybody's Golf, Alundra, and the last two Final Fantasy discs.
PS2 wise I had a collection of "whatever had cheap stickers when it was around christmas or my birthday". I remember good games like the Ratchet And Clank series and I remember shovelware like Smarties Meltdown. When the Wii came out the adverts made my parents want it so they bought it and plugged it into the tv downstairs and barely ever allowed me to use it. They wouldnt let me take it upstairs either. We had "zack and wiki quest for barbaros's treasure", more like crappy wiki quest for the answer to this shitty puzzle. Also smash bros brawl, wii sports, mario kart, and LOZ skyward sword but no wii motion plus. I ended up trading with someone I knew for a gamecube and Pokemon Colosseum, Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, smash melee, and Pokemon XD GOD. That might be the dumbest name ever. Just call it Colosseum 2: Rise of Shadow Lugia or something. The wii did gamecube games but the wii I had was for downstairs use only and being downstairs was risky around my bastard parents. Never knew when one would blow up at me over nothing. Now that I live alone I still check the game stores for preowned deals but I hate how gaming's full of overpriced overhyped AAA garbage now and I try not to spend money on gaming any more anyway. Most cheap preowned discs are still pricier than something on a steam sale. Or something pirateable, not that I would ever pirate anything ha ha wink wink. But seriously fuck AAA gaming. The indie gaming scene's better. Can you believe Crazy Taxi's creators copyrighted the game mechanic of the arrow that points to where you should drive, which drove GTA to make the Minimap that became standard for most games? Imagine if Nintendo could copyright the mechanics of all their old NES games. There would be no nintendo clones in the indie gaming scene which would suck since some include better ideas that make them better than their inspirations. I play a lot of Fallout New Vegas, I also played Skyrim and it sucked but it's great with mods replacing all the bad content. If you liked Skyrim check out FNV because it's better.

>>4253
Never played Spyro before or Final Fantasy either, let alone Ratchet and Clank. They never motivated my interests.
The fucking wee, what a load of shite. Played it ages ago but hated it due to the awkward controls and bodily movements required for it, most of the games on it were excessively bland or sports themed. Liked Mortal Kombat but wasn't heavily excited about it as such with some others which put me off the rest of the fighting replicas that followed it, haven't played a single Street Fighter or Super Smash Brothers to this day.
In my former days pirating games or copying discs was the way to go, I still have a copied disc of Halo 3 somewhere and a crappy Need for Speed too. Also, I haven't ever completed a single Pokémon game before and won't be anytime soon, in my prepubescent pathology of logic it didn't make much sense to fight these Japanese monsters against each other, so I decided not to go out of my way to play it.

Tried some tabletop games when I was younger but the process always frustrated me in strategy and decision, so that I wouldn't participate in the pointless delusions of them with other kids and teachers for it was more of a nuisance than a pastime. Fucking monopoly, fucking checkers, fucking backgammon. They will forever be avoided when possible.
Gambling is a waste of time and effort, I care not for the profit nor the thrill of such nonsense and so it is meaningless to me. Blackjack, roulette, slot machines. They are designed for the purpose of greed and competition, for which my interest wanes within the squabbles of petty rivalry over villainous victory. My passions lie not within the illusions of gambling games, more so to my awareness that my passions are illusions in of themselves and so are many others but they are not for the same reasons as such for the indirect gain of some corporate casino.
>If you liked Skyrim check out FNV because it's better.
Hahaha, throughout all my hours of nonchalantly playing both I refused to complete the main quest of the the 5th elder scrolls, while on the other hand I was by far further intrigued by the distracting side quests and locations within it, the caves and (sex) dungeons were where all my time went within, levelling up the werewolf skills were fairly nifty. Fallout New Vegas was great at first but after 800 hours went past ever so slowly the excitement stagnated into a repetitive cycle of doing the same thing again and again but with a slightly altered arsenal as well as apparel. I did just about everything in that game, except side with the New California Republic because they're a bunch of faggots.

>>4263
You're missing out if you've never experienced the Spyro trilogy on the PS1 or Guilty Gear Xrd Rev0.
download them now. Even if you have to pirate them. Get rev2 and then the rev0 mod as seen on Youtube. Potemkin with a working airdash is love, Potemkin with a working airdash is life. Most games bore me these days but fighting games have limitless potential for self expression, creativity, and depth in every fight. Against a person. NPC battles are lame.

Got paid good cash to help a hoarder friend move some heavy objects around and throw out broken trash he's held on to for far too long. I would have done it for free but he insisted on paying me. Must be all that self help shit paying off, he can tell my time is valuable now. He can smell the infinite male aura around me, because greek letters like alpha and beta are too beta for an infinity-sign male like me. Feels good.

Speaking of feeling good, THESE FUCKING MUSCLES. I don't think I'm a masochist but goddamn these burn so good. I've lifted heavier weights before but you use more muscles at once when lifting oddly shaped heavy shit and carrying it around. Including muscles they probably don't make exercises for.

>>4265
Why did my ID change?

>>3147
I am OP

>>4264
I no longer have a Play Station 1 or 2 anymore I played on it ages ago so I haven't in around 10 years. I still have my original Xcocks though which I still play monthly although not weekly nor daily, my favorite on it is Gaylo Cumbat Erected. (Halo)
Thence, there is no possibility to play (S)Spyro at my current position.
>>4265
I did 2x10 reps on the bench press with 58 kg earlier then did 20 pushups afterwards. Then ate the forbidden fruits henceforth wards after.What does your daily routine look like?
>>4266
>>4267
Sometimes it does when you change your location or use a VPN.

>>4268
>Sometimes it does when you change your location or use a VPN.
Oh no it's changed, whatever am I going to do without my numbers and letters.
Kek.

>>4269
Oh thanks it's back I almost started sweating.

>>4270
Oh hells bells it's gone again, buggers.

>>4268
Hey imagine if they made a Kamen Rider series called Kamen Side. Geddit like Kumin side? Ha ha, semen. Anyway that Duckstation emulator is great for PS1 games. Unless your PC and phone are weaker than a PS1 it should be fine.
I exercise different muscle groups to failure at different points in the day, and take a protein bar after each exercise. Plus two "all in one" vitamin and mineral supplements a day. The box says to take from one to three a day. 2 in the morning sounds like a good compromise.

>>4272
Ahhh, the joys of ejaculation. It's always better without needing hands and using a meat hole instead.
I have not heard of the Gayman Spider series before, perhaps you are referencing Spooder man?
>I exercise different muscle groups to failure at different points in the day, and take a protein bar after each exercise.
I like to do different things for each given day of the week. although it is only 3 or 4 days maximum that I do them. usually I have a mixture of instant coffee and 97% cocoa powder with boiled organic unhomogenized whole milk after a session.

How has your day been today?
Mine has been rather exciting, I got to see my favorite mare today and took her for some ballroom ballet on the high road. She has been up and down in emotions and so have I, for our bond is beyond spirit or soul and surpasses what I have chanted upon with will and intent. Now my goal is complete and harmony is achieved, the only matter that concerns myself at the present is how long will it last?

>>4276
My day was great, but fuck Windows. Every so often it will start choking to death on nothing and when I check Task Manager some random weirdly named process I can't disable is to blame. I go online to learn more about the process and turns out it's just more shit windows uses to slow the pc down for no reason.

My piece of shit PC uses Windows. I hate it but Game Maker will only turn on if Steam is active. I need an OS that can run steam. And preferably also run emulators for games.

>>4278
Sounds like linux is for you.

Check out manjaro linux. Good shit.

>>4279
Can it do everything Windows can do? I've heard some games/emulators/programs dont play nice with linux and some emulators have inferior linux ports.

Audacity, paint dot net, inkscape, gimp, open office, Handbrake VGMtrans, VLC, do these work on linux/have linux-friendly replacements?

>>4283
Try it yourself and see.
Granted, many games won't work properly, or won't work at all, because they have been written specifically to use Micros$oft DirectX technology.

>>4276
>how long will it last?
No longer may it continue, for she has passed on into infinity.
Although her hair shall forever be within my plethora of memorabilia, the memories I have of that mare will stay with me until the day I die.
Lest I forget.

Finished moving. My new house is such a shithole but instead of bitching I've been a manly man fixing shit.

Needed wifi extenders. Living room tv on wall was mounted before a usb or HDMI could be inserted inside it, so I stuck a HDMI switcher up there to make switching HDMI easier in the future. Cleaning the oven to an acceptable degree took too damn long, fucking thing looked like its previous owners had never cleaned it, fucking burned food in the fucking shit cancering fuck.
and the baking trays were so filthy I trashed them and bought new ones. I ain't eating fucked up chicken from a dirty oven.
Toilet seat is broken on one hinge and while the toilet is normal sized it uses an improperly small seat. WHO THE FUCK owned this house before us?
Two wifi extenders, not one but fucking two, are needed to get the wifi around this tiny house. I have one wifi extender extending the normal signal of another closer to my router. God I hope people were kidding when they said 5G causes cancer, good thing I'm unvaxed or that could be dangerous.

I put my stuff in boxes but unpacking that stuff and finding room for it in a smaller room takes time. I'll need better storage, I'm stacking chests of drawers atop heavier chests of drawers to fit everything in and I don't own a lot of things.

Some women have enough clothes in their house to open a store. I've certainly seen my fair share of women's bedrooms like that. Okay well one or two. Still counts. Psychologically it feels weird to be in such girly places but at the same time it also feels like I am taking my masculinity into them to dominate them absolutely. I don't care if her posters and stuffed animals and pricey figurines seem to stare. They can watch. I am man. Confidence oozes from man. Man is man. Where the fuck was I going with this? Why do women decorate their spaces to be so girly anyway? It's not like anyone's going to smell the neon faggot hues and random signs and flags and weirdly jokeless unicornic demotivational posters from outside and decide to fuck her. Nobody's going to see her bedroom unless she's bringing them not just to her house but to her bedroom. If they said yes instead of "I'm gay" or "I'm busy" or "I'm taken and my girlfriend goes to another canada" they're going to fuck unless one of them changes their mind. And an ugly messy hyperfeminine room just screams "I have poor impulse control and financial skills". At least the ones I saw did anyway. Maybe better ones exist out there. Do you think if a smart woman existed she would hate women too? Or would she feel some weird vagineous loyalty to them and refuse to admit every woman she ever met was dumber than the most average man she ever met?

Anyway fuck my new house. But I can make this work. I could build some shelves myself for more storage space.
It's a good thing this new place is cheaper. Fuck, I can't wait until my indie game makes me rich enough to afford a house with room for things. At least my roommates are good people.

Played some fighting games with the lads, all hail Retropi master race, Street Fighter 2 is retarded. As Ken I loat to an overpowered Vega and who thought "the losing player should be rendered helpless for a few seconds to piss his player off" would be a good game mechanic? What game punishes the loser?
Weird how they went in the opposite direction with "reduce the impact of skill to level the playing field between man and nigger" and "reward the loser for losing because muh cumbaks muh epic win montages muh evo moments muh sponsors who say they want unpredictable matches with a rotating cast of who's randomly selected to be top tier now".
Also played the sega version of mortal kombat hacked to have all characters yet for some reason the game seemed to only have 3ish buttons. I chose Centauro and kicked everyones ass except when they picked Hammmer Skull Helmet fag. I am not a Mortal Kombat main.
Jojo's HTTF was more fun for a bunch of casual newfags like us. I main Dio and Hol Horse and Jotaro but that doesn't mean I'm actually good with them. I've probably played less than an hour with this game. I should try a combo tutorial some day.
Fighting games are fun. I should make one. I have the experience, I made that mugen abomination a while back with a frame3 jab and frame 1 overheads/lows on light. Just fucking approaching you is a 50/50 mixup. Of course his movelist was a mess. Half his shit was FUCKING

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I know lets give him all sorts of moves that already exist haha im so good at videogames.

I really had no idea what I was doing back then. I don't even know what kind of character he was supposed to be beyond the vague title of "rushdown but with good tools for big brain smart men who can keep track of their many tools and inputs". Monkey brain just see numbers and like giving unicorn better numbers. Big buttons equal neuron activation. Timestop for a mandatory jojo reference plus Guilty Gear style instakills...
they were a cancerous combo.
If I ever have meter (and I start with 1k out of 10k meter because jojos) and you're not intangible or invincible I just win the match
gay
If I ever make a mugen character again I need to make sure my guy can't Instant Kill while time is stopped Personally I love and hate DBFZ style autocombos these days, I should give my guy some of those.
There isn't enough room to set up my exercise equipment so I'm making do with freeweights and a weighted vest. I miss my bench already but I haven't found room for that yet.

Man

I've changed and grown so much.

I bet the old me would have cried in a corner of this room instead of solving problems like a man and making the most of it.

This stupid OC of mine...

Feels like a different person made him
How can he represent me now, and be his own character?
Agonizing over questions like "SICK METAL ARM? Y/N" and "is a four-way hybrid too much?" is missing the point
Before I can design his tools I must design his hands (fuck battle saddles) and the rest of him
Forget updating, time to reinvent.

>>4296
>Living room tv
I sympathize and congratulate you. You go poner!!!
Except one little detail.

>>4283
Audacity, inkscape, gimp, open office, VGMtrans, and VLC work natively. They're all open source, and generally anything open source supports linux. Notepad++ is an exception, but Notepadqq is a 1:1 replacement

paint dot net is proprietary and doesnt work, but its outperformed by gimp or krita anyway

>>4297
Don't worry, no connection to any electric-jew aerials.
Fuck TV, Netflix, and more. I'm not watching copaganda police-chases or soap-opera bitches. A good TV is like a good monitor: Just a monitor for gaming and torrented stuff.
Also the only games I play these days are games similar to what I'm going to make. Back in the day I'd either replay the same nostalgic old gems over and over or force myself through stupid unfun grindy crap. But now I'm a game developer who can appreciate the artistic merits of games when it comes to their gameplay and stories.
Fighting games are the best thing for me to play because DMC-Likes are basically single-person fighting games except you're OP as hell and enemies have specific challenges for you. Chun Li has more than 10 moves but you can always expect a Hell Caina to act like a Hell Caina. Until you deal with other challenges in the room and get around to fucking its shit sideways with your chainsaw motorcycle. Then it's a punching bag suspended over ten feet in the air eating shit until the sheer mass of shit it's consumed drags it back to hell.

I think we've come full circle as a species.
People once called beat-em-ups and fighting games the same thing because grandma boomer can't tell a Pikachu apart from a Digimon or a Street Fighter apart from Streets Of Rage.
Then there were 3D beat-em-ups and hack-and-slashes, or "action games" if you're annoying
platformers count as "action" games. god, genres are weird.
anyway "Character action games" are just good beat-em-ups/hack-and-slashes.
it's weird how we call them "beat em ups" if there's more unarmed combat than armed (finding pipes and baseball bats with your floor chicken doesn't count apparently) and "hack and slashes" if you use swords. Like how your movie is a western if it has a cowboy and sci-fi if it has a raygun. Defining genre through the iconography present, not some inherently different quirk of gameplay that separates "The modern FPS" from the "Doom Clone". Even though we used to call FPS games Doom Clones. But now old-Doom and Quake and the rest have their own inspired-bys along with the new Dooms. Nobody's going to mistake Ultrakill for Destiny because Ultrakill is good.
Real video game genres define themselves by how you interact with the media, not what iconography is present. A Soulslike could throw out the miserable tone and it would still be a soulslike if it had the same combat. a MetroidVania-style interconnected map is a bonus, not something a Soulslike needs to be a Dark Souls clone.
Doesn't matter if Spyro teams up with a raygun-toting monkey in a cowboy level, it's still a platformer.
Some twat once proposed "Spectacle Fighter" as a new name for DMC-likes, but fuck that. That name's a better fit for fighting games that automate too much for the casual audience. like the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games. Sure you'll always look cool zooming around doing stylish autocombos but mentally very little is going on.
"Stylish Action" would be a better name for DMC-likes, because the Style Meter encourages you to play well. Stylish Action games should reward the player for getting a high style meter, too. Mine will.

>>4306
Thank you! I shall make the switch soon.

Have any of you seen this? https://youtu.be/IfS02WjRU8g
"FRAWRESS"
"No time for false mother's day"
It just gets better.
And then "Strategy is key to my success" - Balrog. The boxer. The throwloop gorilla nigger.
And when it comes to the gameplay it's surprisingly accurate. They don't know what we call their tricks these days but they knew these tricks existed. And the voice actors are hilarious. I wonder what voice they'd give to a character like Cammy or Juri if they didn't have proper voice actors to imitate these days.

>>4323
Them's Fightin' Herds is the only fighting game I've played. The quips are rather fun in that too.

>>4324
If you've never played Jojo's Bizarre Adventure HTTF you're missing out. Check out MAME and Fightcade, you don't need to know anything about the show to understand what the superpowered ghost-summoners are saying and doing but it helps. They put an incredible amount of soul and effort into this game. It's not some NUNS4 shit where characters just have projectiles and punches/kicks and cutscene-starting attacks and everyone plays the same. They really tried their asses off with this game even with whatever budget limits created all those clones. Even simple characters like Jotaro have style.
There's this character called Alessi who turns you into a child, growing more confident and aggressive until you've returned to normal. He's basically a grappler but he can play keepaway too. And instead of having an overpowered grab like most grapplers, he turns you into a child and then it's up to his player to deal huge damage while you're nerfed. They perfectly translated who and what Alessi is into a fighting game. And if the artist never canonically drew your character as a child you're turned into some funny easter-egg show reference, like how Rubber Soul turns into some background fatass seen during his fight.
What other fighting game has anything that creative? Sure the vampire from darkstalkers had Midnight Bliss where he grabs you and makes you a woman then succs. But this isn't some cutscene, this is gameplay. Kind of like the mummy from Darkstalkers whose grab transforms you into something weak. Only better because it suits the character better.

I decided to do the stupid rick and morty copyapsta meme but about my OC. I don't know how my bros helping me beta test this guy put up with it. The more creativity I enable in his moveset the more degeneracy I uncover with him. I swear I will figure out how to disable his infinites or die trying. Maybe Niggeryuki the Bootleg Blade has the solution. Anyway meme time.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play my OC. The setplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of roman cancels most of his overheads will go over a typical player's head. There's also my OC's materialistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his 169% original moveset draws heavily from Sol Badguy, for instance. The Sunny mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate Tandem setplay and stance dancing into 1-frame spammable advancing waveshine cancelled lows turned unblockable by high-hitting reverse edge cartoon anvils with wacky SFX on hit, to realise that my OC's not just sexy - He says something meaningful about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike losing 100% of their health for guessing wrong once in an endless inescapable stream of 5+-way mixups truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in mashing 3L, which itself is a cryptic reference to Fox's WaveShine from Super Smash Bros. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Sunrise main's genius dashing command grab into timestop into 200% damage unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a tattoo of Sunny's totally-not-a-Cutie-Mark. And no, you cannot see it. It's for my tulpa harem's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 1 Ultimate Gohan level of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Today I was moved by an incredible show of kindness from a good friend. It is always good to stick up for your friends, because that's how you prove your friendship is more than just a convenient association and make lifelong friends out of acquaintances.

>>4337
Dear princess Celestia,
today I learned that friendship is really cool.
Your faithful student,
Anon

Hard work is hard and rewarding as a man. I look at the shelves I built for myself and smile.
"I built that".
I am an engineer. I made my own shelves.
The Engineer is Engi-here.

...that reminds me. Tf2 has better characters than Overwatch.
Everyone in Overwatch is a shallow product meant to sell toys. Nobody has a deep personality.
Spy and Soldier and Scout and the rest might seem like one-note memes but they have depth.
When Engineer says his "The engineer is engi-here" quote and chuckles at his dumb joke, it's deep characterization. He really is the type to actually fucking say that and find it a little funny. While Overwatch characters just yell corny cliche lines full of tryhard corporate pandering gamerspeak.
also gameplay-wise the characters are just easy mode versions of TF2 characters usually. The Soldier's job is to rocket jump high and rain down rockets. Overwatch's Soldier is an egyptian(?) black woman in bird-themed power armour who can slowly fly up and rain a shitton of rockets down with the press of a button.
Scout must be fast and dangerous to survive. Tracer can teleport around and undo positioning mistakes while using better guns than him.
And the tanks have 10x more health than Heavy or more for crying out loud!
Overwatch? More like... Don'twatch!

Had a based thought today

Once I heard a myth about a man who survived inside a whale by being resourceful and never giving up. So what if whales don't work that way? Never let truth get in the way of a good myth that sings the praises of a good value. Based myths say it's good to be awesome and smart while never giving up. Based myths say it's good to be a good person. A story doesn't have to be 100% realistic, it just needs to be good. And a good message helps.

Meanwhile shit myths are Pourquoi stories. A dumb man asked the village's wisest man a question. And like any primitive wise man, he doesn't know the answer and that won't stop him from making some bullshit up.

Why does the sun set red?
>Uh... the sun is embarassed when it runs away from the earth.

Why do some things sink when some things float?
>Poseidon likes some things more than others.

Why does meat make you fart?
>Uh... once a wizard shrunk a man down and vore happened and he... uh... sorry i lost interest in the story. Also can you bring me a change of pants? Hehehe if I have my way I will insert my degenerate furry fetishes into as many of your myths as possible. My coom will echo unto eternity.

How do I get a girlfriend?
>Throw car batteries into the ocean until the goddess of car batteries and love is satisfied. She's the only woman you'll ever satisfy.

Pourquoi-worshipping dipshits who think the ocean is made of the tears of the last demon left and only one left alive by their religion's protagonist after a near-total genocide of demons... It doesn't matter if they think swimming and making boats is holy or heretical aka based or cringe, they didn't invent the world's greatest boats. People motivated by stories of greatness understood reality for what it is, not for what the village elder says it is, and they made the best boats. And planes. And everything else ever. Except dynamite vests. Muslims made that. Also some primitive cultures invented stone and wood swords and then never invented anything else so because we pity them we pretend we didn't invent the same things but better 3000 years ago before moving on to iron and bronze and steel swords that could eat primitive tools for lunch and shit better ones out into the rivers primitives drink from.

>>4344
Years ago I played some shit matches with incompetent teammates where there were more engineers than any other class in the match, the enemies had medics and heavy's everywhere along with soldiers so they fucked us up in the intelligence room of 2 fort then stole all the shit.
>>4346
Myths are nothing more than fiction, stories surrounded in barbarity and glory. They are meant to represent tribal examples, now the shock and awe is centered around the excitement of digital illusions.

Friend cried a lot today because the clot shot took his own mother from him. Never met the woman but seeing him hurt like this hurt more than words can describe. I felt things then, but now I feel exhausted. A global conspiracy's raping the planet and it's killing people. She spent the final years of her life cooped inside, overwhelmed by fear, a slave of the television until its fashionable faucist jab took her life. That's no way to spend your final days. The enormity of it all is so... enormous. That was a person. And now she's gone. And everyone who knew her refuses to admit it's the vaccine that killed her, not kung flu. These idiot friends of hers are trying not to think about her passing because it threatens their religion. They're openly putting their faith in the death jabs over this person's life. Fear's overwhelming them so much, they can't process loss like this man could. They didn't feel a goddamn thing, not one of them, except this man I talked with today. I've tried to focus on my own life, made some nice sandwiches today, pretended everything's fine. Delusions on a planet-wide scale are distancing us from each other and reality. No wonder we're all fucking insane to some degree. This world's on a downward spiral. In a world gone mad, you'd have to be a little crazy to avoid losing it completely. And now... now we're all just expected to carry on like nothing is really happening. Just keep on pretending we're fine on a world we're pretending is fine. How are we supposed to handle this? If there's some secret trick I want to hear it. Does it ever get any easier?

Life feels surreal. I'm going through the motions and pretending to be fine but I can't stop thinking about the enemy. My tulpa waifu used to offer hilarious snarky commentary on my life, and she still does that but I can tell this mad world is pissing her off too. We can't think of anything funny to say about the madness any more. The enemy's insanity has become as familiar as gravity and there are no more funny observations to notice or contradictions to reveal. The enemy is just evil and saying dumb bullshit to confuse retarded cunts into joining team evil or being shit members of team good.

>>4354
>I can't stop thinking about the enemy.
Why not?
They've gone through all the material and it's just reruns of their acts it's what they've always done and it's nothing new, sometimes they put a 'new' coat of paint on their evil.
It makes exposing them smoother because of their enthrallment with evil that they know. Every trick, operation, act, and deed all categorized the thing is they need actual people to do their dirty work and to generate new things.
Point being is that there is a time and place to worry and obsess, but their evil ought to be relegated to plans of action then that's that.
Because they are boring and evil every joke is timeless, those jokes can be well worn, same with comments, same with it all. If you know what they want and what lengths they'll go to what's left is just what you want to do with that foreknowledge.
Sun Tsu said that more or less. All that's left is knowing yourself and occasionally brushing up on the enemy.
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The state they operate in is akin to bugs and a bit like programs. Their choices are limited by their very structural mode of being.
The paranormal factor plays into it, for this conversation what matters is that they've created 'chess pieces' that anyone can move around the board.

Sometimes my ID changes at this location and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I'm relying on wifi extenders.

Maybe the strange quirks and tastes we develop are coping mechanisms?
If men dissatisfied with western women naturally look to fiction and their own capacity to create it would explain why so many furries are either hyper based horsefuckers who want to cum inside rainbow dash and raise good families in Equestria or perverted leftist cancercreatures who fantasize about worlds of unbridled (hehe horse pun) degeneracy and perversion where even they can get laid by tasteless whores: their ideal women.

It's strange how some fetishes are exaggerations of what's normal while others are entirely abnormal by design.

There is art with tremendous breasts and asses of excessive size, wide child-birthing hips, impossible hip to waist ratios, pregnancy taken to the next level to produce ten healthy kids or more, hand-holding, revealing clothing, consensual straight sex in the missionary position between conventionally attractive morally upright characters that ends in him unleashing two thousand gigaliters of semen inflating her to herald her incoming guaranteed pregnancy. Your favourite female fictional character or someone's OC chick is ploughed by a self-insert character, a floating anonymous dick, or a fit conventionally attractive male.

But no matter how impossibly exaggerated everything might become, it's still sex. Normal healthy body parts (and maybe also wings/horns/tails/extra limbs) are present. The exaggerated characters are engaging in traditional sexual activities in bedrooms. And maybe degenerate places like bars and strip clubs. Maybe even in forests.

And then, there's inherently disgusting shit that makes no sense like facials/shit/piss/feet/necrophilia/BDSM/the perversion of traditionally childish aesthetics and activities/gore/obesity. I'll never understand how anyone can like that. It's completely alien to me, like a foreign cultute too divorced from my own to be comprehensible.

Could anyone here with a hoof fetish explain that to me?

>>4358
>Maybe the strange quirks and tastes we develop are coping mechanisms?
They are perversions that originate within the development of puberty or raised upon by adolescent curiosity.
>If men dissatisfied with western women naturally look to fiction and their own capacity to create it would explain why so many furries are either hyper based horsefuckers who want to cum inside rainbow dash and raise good families in Equestria or perverted leftist cancercreatures who fantasize about worlds of unbridled (hehe horse pun) degeneracy and perversion where even they can get laid by tasteless whores: their ideal women.
The madness of this modernity is unparalleled, gays run rampant and all manners of lunatics are free to roam as they please. So many debauch deviants such as myself are unhindered in fulfilling their deepest and darkest desires.

>It's strange how some fetishes are exaggerations of what's normal while others are entirely abnormal by design.
Fetishes stem from fixations upon certain areas of sexual subjectivity that can be by definition arousing and then some are by fundamental values uninteresting, the matter lies in the mind as to what one decides they find pleasing or not, it is down to personal preference.

>There is art with tremendous breasts and asses of excessive size, wide child-birthing hips, impossible hip to waist ratios,
These are rather plainly common as to what excites most people to erotic stupor. Boobs and bottoms are primitive perversities and so are rendered acceptable in normality.
>pregnancy taken to the next level to produce ten healthy kids or more,
That is more along the lines of dog and cat rates of fertility and so could only plausibly be achieved by genetic manipulation of female eggs and sperm cells, a woman is the hostess of impregnation so she could have multiple premature fetuses inside her at once if there were to be several umbilical cords to feed them and the woman was to be exceedingly tall so she could have a larger womb to accommodate double digit infants inside her.
>hand-holding, revealing clothing,
Eh, patrician tastes. Holding hands with a woman is more friendly than intimate, clothes are only worn because they are a part of the standard culture so nakedness is by far more revealing and natural.
>consensual straight sex in the missionary position between conventionally attractive morally upright characters that ends in him unleashing two thousand gigaliters of semen inflating her to herald her incoming guaranteed pregnancy.
Gay. That's the most blandest procreative act possible, changing sex positions intermittently over the span of time with a girl you are going to have a family with will surely bring ecstatic excitement to both parties due to the variability. Foreplay is open to many options prior to the ritual of ejaculation, sometimes it can be very fun to do kinky shit so the pleasure increases during vaginal intercourse.
>Your favourite female fictional character or someone's OC chick is ploughed by a self-insert character, a floating anonymous dick, or a fit conventionally attractive male.
Meh, suit yourself but that's honestly pretty boring.

>But no matter how impossibly exaggerated everything might become, it's still sex.
To a practical extent, yes.
>Normal healthy body parts (and maybe also wings/horns/tails/extra limbs) are present.
And so is the genitalia.
>The exaggerated characters are engaging in traditional sexual activities in bedrooms.
Set and setting can have a lot to impact upon the experience, envision the scenario of sex on the beach (fuck the cocktail) or even in the polar opposite of on the ice, in a field or stables, in the snow and underwater. There are many places to go and women to fuck other than in the sleeping chambers.
>And maybe degenerate places like bars and strip clubs.
Doing the dirty in a bar's public bathroom is just lazy, a strip club makes more sense if they were just hookers instead of strippers and pole dancers.
>Maybe even in forests.
Now you're speaking my language, to hear the rush of a summer stream whilst pounding a bitch from behind against one of the many trees.
Bliss.

>And then, there's inherently disgusting shit that makes no sense like facials
I understand the notion of swallowing semen more than facials, for there is a minor amount of nutrition in doing so. Handjobs with oils are alright but a good blowjob beats it (get it?) by a longshot.
>shit
Nasty.
<piss
Depends, mine is bearable with some type of fruit juice to mask the taste, if not then it's horrible. Pony piss is salty and grassy but varies from mare to mare too, it's a lot better than a woman's.
>feet
Fuck those things.
>necrophilia
Maybe if you're into necromancy.
>BDSM
Yes and no, most of it is pointless unless it's to do with leather.
>the perversion of traditionally childish aesthetics and activities
Pedophilia?
>gore
Oh hell yeah, glory and guts. Sinew, pulmonary systems, organs. Blood is a effective lubricant if it's only my own.
>obesity.
Nah.
>I'll never understand how anyone can like that.
I sort of agree with you. Some forms of fetishes are a definite no go while others are invigorating.
>It's completely alien to me, like a foreign cultute too divorced from my own to be comprehensible.
Placing oneself into another's shoes can be quite difficult, it's a concern to do with psychology are the majority of far fetched fetishes I believe.

>Could anyone here with a hoof fetish explain that to me?
Hooves are sensually pleasing to touch but the frog is not when it is hard, soft frogs are enjoyable although. There is a reason why Equine pediatrists enjoy their job.

>>4361
Huh. Well, you do you as long as you're not hurting anyone good.
Have you ever noticed how often jewish media pushes Inflation? It was in Space Jam 1 and 2. It's almost always in kids media. If someone isn't swelling up due to bicycle pump bullshit or blowing air into their thumbs or failing to blow up a balloon they're swelling due to a drug or allergic reaction.

>>4361
>That is more along the lines of dog and cat rates of fertility
I recall reading that up to 10 kids is fairly common in many muslim households

>>4363
Must be easy for them when they've got housewives they're legally allowed to punish, potentially multiple wives, and no jews fucking with their food prices or economy by brainwashing women into wanting to choose careers over kids.
Still they don't have 10 kids at once, the wife's just put through back to back pregnancies.

>>4362
>Huh.
Ah huh, kek.
>Well, you do you as long as you're not hurting anyone good.
Fine, although some people do need to be hurt for the greater good. As you already know by now (((who))).
>Have you ever noticed how often jewish media pushes Inflation?
I fucking hate it, the producers of Hollywood are filthy cunts and belong in the oven.
>It was in Space Jam 1 and 2.
I watched the first. I've never liked Disney or the Looney Toons altogether, the musicals are incredibly obnoxious.
>It's almost always in kids media.
It's an experiment to sexualize impressionable children, the most vulnerable to subversion and indoctrination as well as brainwashing.
>If someone isn't swelling up due to bicycle pump bullshit or blowing air into their thumbs or failing to blow up a balloon they're swelling due to a drug or allergic reaction.
Idiotic plausibility's that don't make logical sense, the process of this is more gruesome if it were to be real for the body would explode in a red mist because of the skin and muscle constriction of that inflated size.
>>4363
At one point in the past Europe had such birthrates but now it has diminished and withered.

>>4365
Everyone's heard the old jokes.
>I asked my dad what he did for fun before the internet and he said he watched TV. I asked his dad what he did for fun before TV and he said "I don't know, I'll go and ask my twelve brothers and sisters!"

I blame the "Green" bullshit, all those lies about how whites need to lower their birth rates for the good of the planet...
Meanwhile it's "totally fine" to keep funding more worthless births in sub-90IQ African shitholes because "they use fewer resources", and it's "totally fine" to import them here or consume incalculable resources sending more resources over there to babysit arguments against evolution that only know violence and lies and can't maintain a functional society without whites around to do all the work and all the thinking...
And then because there aren't enough young people working to pay the retirement costs of the elderly, "Future lawyers doctors and teachers" were imported to "culturally enrich" us aka demographically transform us for the worse. Niggers were imported to replace whites and steal their opportunities and economic power and kill whites with police protection. Niggers were imported and paid to reproduce so they can have more kids than whites. Feminists brainwashed women into being hysterical sociopathic narcissistic baby-murdering retards who choose their life on easy mode and their privileged careers over being a functioning female member of society aka a housewife.
Whether the thought of exterminating all blacks down to the last man and woman and child turns your stomach or turns you on, the fact remains... If whites want to secure a future for themselves and their white children they need to stop those trying to take their future away. Kicking all blacks out of America(and sentencing those who refuse to leave to death) for now is the fastest and safest option. Jews deserve prison camps with trials and executions but blacks are too numerous to bother with camps. Bringing them here was a war crime and keeping them here is homicide via negligence. Our based ways are superior, we will produce more high-quality men and women than our enemies when blacks are gone. Any future plans for a worldwide crusade to purge enemies everywhere else will become very possible when we're not facing extinction in "Our" own home.

Hurt myself exercising, tried too hard today. Rested it off, felt better with time.

I should load retropi on my old PC that's just gathering dust.
or maybe my new one considering how slow and shit it's become at this point. Fuck windows.
have I been overburdening this device over the years? Its two hard drives are currently completely empty. Mostly. Ok I have 100gb of games installed including mugen. I'll uninstall them when I beat them. Also holy shit I forgot how much I fucking hate mugen and working with mugen's code. Btw body recovered from exercise injury. Time to exercise more.

>>4382
>Btw body recovered from exercise injury. Time to exercise more
Glad to know.

>>4385
A "based" website with one cucked jewlover moderator banned me (it only takes one pozzed cunt with power to ruin a whole site) so I've lost that source of social interaction.

I kind of wish I had a more interesting life to talk about full of exciting adventures. But at the same time I'm glad things are quiet. I am a simple man working on myself and my projects. I've never liked the spotlight, I only desire a quiet life, and making my dream games will make me happy.

>>4368
>Everyone's heard the old jokes.
Hearing jokes is different to telling them, it requires an effort of charisma or else it falls apart when the body language doesn't reflect the emitted vocals.

>I blame the "Green" bullshit, all those lies about how whites need to lower their birth rates for the good of the planet...
Incompetence at the highest echelons of power. Large families are no longer supported by the ministries themselves.
>Meanwhile it's "totally fine" to keep funding more worthless births in sub-90IQ African shitholes because "they use fewer resources", and it's "totally fine" to import them here or consume incalculable resources sending more resources over there to babysit arguments against evolution that only know violence and lies and can't maintain a functional society without whites around to do all the work and all the thinking...
Expendable apes, leave them to dwindle in their sun scorched savannas. Dumb darks.
>And then because there aren't enough young people working to pay the retirement costs of the elderly, "Future lawyers doctors and teachers" were imported to "culturally enrich" us aka demographically transform us for the worse.
The rates of unemployment are at an all time high of sloth and laziness, most of the elderly are being paid to sit inside their homes and watch the terrible television until they rot away to a skeleton.
>Niggers were imported to replace whites and steal their opportunities and economic power and kill whites with police protection.
It is extinction by pacifism, the willing march to the genetic graveyard. The imported numpty Negro's have mixed their blood with the careless naïve and so have created abominations, even so that my own freak of a half caste half brother is nothing more than a death and dumb bogeyed retard because my foolish father was a greater degenerate than I.
>Niggers were imported and paid to reproduce so they can have more kids than whites.
And so were the inbred Indians when they were delivered here.
>Feminists brainwashed women into being hysterical sociopathic narcissistic baby-murdering retards who choose their life on easy mode and their privileged careers over being a functioning female member of society aka a housewife.
The natural feminine role has been superseded by corporate need for greed, so that they spend more time working than finding potential partners. This online dating culture has otherwise ruined the potential for face to face relationships, while the pubs are becoming redundant areas for meeting young women for most of them are too bothered with work, college and university. They appall me such that the only redeemable qualities most have are their physical bodies rather than their meaningless mentalities.
>Whether the thought of exterminating all blacks down to the last man and woman and child turns your stomach or turns you on, the fact remains...
Kill them all! Kids and mothers blood on the wall. Burned bodies and sizzled screams, barbecue blacks, hack them up then eat their remains and gnaw the marrow, massacre men and butcher bitches. Ha Ha!
>If whites want to secure a future for themselves and their white children they need to stop those trying to take their future away.
By the elimination of opposition, the emancipation of the nation. Discard these democratic dictators, rid me of flaws and disorders, deluded laws and obedient orders no more. Freed from faggots.
>Kicking all blacks out of America(and sentencing those who refuse to leave to death) for now is the fastest and safest option.
Certainly, prioritize the main targets first and foremost.
>Jews deserve prison camps with trials and executions but blacks are too numerous to bother with camps.
Camps are too time consuming, it's easier to euthanize by bullet while gas requires chemical preparation beforehand and gunpowder is far faster to produce.
>Bringing them here was a war crime and keeping them here is homicide via negligence.
What is happening is an orchestra of planned invasions, fulfilled by the docility of modernity.
>Our based ways are superior, we will produce more high-quality men and women than our enemies when blacks are gone.
The underline meaning of European ethnicity has lost it's integrity in the eyes of elites, the preservation of our cultural heritage is a hereditary birthright that is bonded unto blonde bloodlines.
>Any future plans for a worldwide crusade to purge enemies everywhere else will become very possible when we're not facing extinction in "Our" own home.
Correction unneeded. Wipe the lesser from a world as illustrious as this, for they do not deserve a slice of the world's wonderful pie.
>>4385
How unique are your identification numbers. mon ami?

>>4393
>How unique are your identification numbers. mon ami?
If you have to know... then let me show you.
Look at the (you)

>>4394
Ah hah! Not required to know but thanks anyways.
Triple six, triple K. Fuck that triple H though, he's a pussy wrestler.

I forgot how exhausting parties are. One guy brought his PS4 and no games, forgot he deleted everything to make room for fucking AssCreed and GTAV and expexted us to just watch him fuck everything up in these single player games for the entirety of the party. Thank fuck for retropi, plugged that into the party host's bedroom tv and we played fighting games while the faggot played AssCreed Odyssey on his own in the living room. Being the gamer chad who saved a failing party feels good.

>>4410
>I forgot how exhausting parties are.
Any party groups with more than 4 or 5 people is always stressful to be around, sociability is hard when it's divided between such numbers because attention has to be frequently diverted amongst the crowd.
>One guy brought his PS4 and no games, forgot he deleted everything to make room for fucking AssCreed and GTAV and expexted us to just watch him fuck everything up in these single player games for the entirety of the party.
Sounds inconsiderate of him, the newer consoles with their multi millionaire games companies are a waste of technology. Machines designed to eat up peoples money and time, no objectively intriguing story premises to be truly learned from.
>Thank fuck for retropi, plugged that into the party host's bedroom tv and we played fighting games while the faggot played AssCreed Odyssey on his own in the living room.
Sometimes the energetic entertainment of squabbling gaming competition can be the epitome of emotional enjoyment, other times can be debilitatingly depressing when the people around are sore losers and so ruins the fun among everyone else.
>Being the gamer chad who saved a failing party feels good.
To be the star of the limelight and all appreciative attention is focused upon oneself is a sensation of leading pride. Although group activities are mostly only intriguing when partaken within good company, as opposed to others that you share no common ground with.

I was at a new store, buying eggs without a mask. I asked a chubby woman in the store's uniform, "Where are the eggs?"
And she takes me there while flirting with me, asking me what I'll use the eggs for, I tell her I'll eat them, she's internally screaming while staring at me like I'm the hottest motherfucker she's seen all day, and I say thank you and walk to the cashier with the eggs.
Women are weird.

>>4426
True. Women ain't shit but hoes and tricks, and the trick is that they say we live in a society when really we're slaves in a gynocentric matriarchal jewocracy.
I haven't seen Squid Game but nobody's shutting up about it IRL. Is it more jewish subversion?

Always found it funny how when YIIK got attacked by SJWs, he tried going to gamers and saying "Fuck SJWs" but they weren't impressed with his game either. Gamers don't hate SJWs because they're arbitrarily opposed, gamers hate SJWs because SJWs are pure evil and on a quest to conquer everything, even entertainment.

On the surface YIIK looks pozzed as hell. Gay-ass characters with gay-ass appearances and turbo gay personality traits. Even the main hero's designed to look like an obnoxious self-insert.

Below the surface it's an intentionally unfun game designed to be unpleasant. Making it a bad game by definition.

If this is also art, this piece of art and the choices made involving its development (and how its best ending is locked to a developer-only youtube account) seem to say "Fuck gamers, they're puppets playing into artificial narratives where they get to be the hero. But if the devs don't let gamers get the secret ending where they're the hero, only the devs can unlock that ending".

The hero's a whiny twat but he only grows out of that in the developer-only ending, so there is no growth in the version of the game players get to experience. I guess you could call this "ARG Shenanigans" but a piece of media's quality should be there even without any external pieces of media. We should be able to enjoy a game without relying on information or content in the enclosed instruction book and movie and ARG puzzle bullshit and TV series and mobile game spinoff and prequel and three sequels and youtube-only four-episode series of animated shorts. All that extra shit can enhance media but it shouldn't be required to enjoy the media.

Meanwhile because the game makes the stupid hipster protagonist a cunt everyone who plays the game will hate, actual hipster cunts hate it for holding a mirror to their faces and making them shriek "Ugly!".

The developer referenced the real vanishing of an asian woman and the IRL speculation on her kidnapping or something, in a game where everything that happens is bullshit intended to give the protagonist shit to do. His universe really does revolve around him like he thinks it does. I guess you could call that insulting to the real asian woman, but the dev wanted this to say "White people don't care when nonwhites disappear" even though that's complete bullshit. Hell, he only heard about the disappearance in the first place because of the whites talking about it. It's always weird when SJWs with blatant fetishes for African/African-American/Native-American culture and fetishes for black rapists try to act like they think there must be something wrong with any white guy who likes Asians or includes them in his work in any significant way. They'll shoehorn blacks into King Arthur because of their fetish for replacing whites and taking part in the great replacement, then they'll blabber lies about the importance and necessity of divershitty when it benefits them, then they'll insist some white guy's a pervert for putting asians (especially cute asian girls) in his shit.

The left have cuck fetishes, the left rapes kids with the aid of islamists they import and protect and enable, the left have black fetishes, and because weebs aren't africa fetishists like the left, they hate weebs. The Japanese know body pillows of hot anime babes sell better than SJW Marvel capeshit. A weeb with a katana's technically still exercising, making him fitter than a feminist.

It's like Asians are only "Diverse" to the left and therefore deserving of special privileges when they can't compete in any asian country or an affirmative-action antiwhite country like America and due to their failure and entitlement, feel like they have to become professional narcissistic "Activists" in the war on whites to get ahead. Fucking weird. Then again, that one black politician got attacked by a white leftist woman in a gorilla mask and that wasn't called a hate crime because leftists only give privileges to actively anti-white and passively anti-white enemy combatants.

The only meaningful choice the player can make in the version of the game players got their hands on is to end the game, but Stanley Parable(Nonlinearity is a false idol, for a game to offer you freedom it has to anticipate your choices and falls apart if you do anything legitimately or seemingly unexpected like pulling the plug, the storyteller needs the listener, morality plays like the baby fire game suck ass, artsy games that get too far up their own ass forget to be good games, nonlinear games will inherently have linear paths even if there are a lot of them) Undertale(don't get me started, but Undertale seems to insist the best way to experience media is to use your free time and game-fucking superpowers like resetting to experience it fully in the best way possible and appreciate the developer's product as intended because you'll only learn Frisk's name if you act like Frisk and be the nicest guy possible like he would even if it means dying many times trying to Pacifist the game, because being a "get through enough of the game, fuck the story just kill enemies, then move on to the next without experiencing the best and depeest parts" kind of guy makes you Chara) beat YIIK to that punch long ago.

YIIK isn't really clever or deep, but it could have been really clever if it started off like a shit game and then challenged the player to stop treating it like a video game and start breaking it. The wimpy whiny twat hero starts saying "I have no idea why I did that, why did it work?" and "I guessed the password correctly, haha lucky" and "What the FUCK is going on why did the final villain just drop dead" as he stops being the protagonist of his doomed-to-failure story while the player takes his hero role and earns it. Using knowledge gained via save scumming, editing an easily-accessed fake save file, killing an invincible boss by deleting fake character files DDLC style, the player character chooses to give this doomed tale a happy ending.

Hehe design doc calls for asynchronous time storage system that violates the finality of a 2d fighting game
Coding makes my two brain cells copulate

I hope this is the right place for this sort of advice...

I designed a fighting game character with a lot of abilities and when playtesting him in my head I discovered using certain moves in a certain way means the game never ends.
The timer never runs out. Nobody loses health. The round never ends unless you unplug the PC and forfeit. Even if you pressed a button that made your character pull out a gun and blow his own brains out it wouldn't help. My guy's technique is absolute. He spends meter to prolong a match and has moves that give him too much meter.
The "Funbro" strategy that made Smogon think of the Endless Battle Clause ain't got shit on this.

I have three ways I can fix this... hyper-infinite?
A normal infinite combo in fighting games combos the foe to death. This combos the game to undeath potentially forever. A bot could do this forever as long as no power outages happen.
Either I limit how many times he can use a certain awesome and incredibly unique move that took way too fucking long to get right to just once per round, maybe even once per match
or I remove his meter-building move entirely
or I program his Stalling move and all other supers and EX specials to work on separate meters, so you can't stall the game out by building meter while stalling then spending meter to stall more.
Some of these options are easier than others. I guess it comes down to how much effort I want to put into this but every second spent on this is a second taken away from my main indie game.

By the way, stalling is just one of my move's many amazing uses. But because it's so good for comebacks, maybe it should be a "once per round" thing you always have access to until it is used. After all if it costs 3 bars of meter who the hell would ever fire BIG FUCKIN LASER when this genius play is always on the table? Then again if you could use it multiple times in a match would that harm its hype factor? This is the kind of move that, if used in a real fighting game tournament, would make the whole crowd scream and cheer and jump for joy and lose their goddamn minds in a hype overload. It's so fucking cool. Maybe it should be overused? This one move has limitless implications on balance and combos and more. It turns every option in my hand into a good one. even the option to do fuck all. I can literally press the button and do fuck all and still end up in a better position. I don't just take the advantage or take advantage of the advantage state, I take advantage of the code to take the opponent's life bar away, take the opponent's will to live away, even take the opponent's win away. Name any strong character in fighting game history. You can name a character with broken overpowered moves that take the opponent's health and meter and lives away. But... You can't name a character who can do that. Nobody can violate the game itself like this. I didn't stop time. I fucked time.

>>4447
Oh hey my id changed

That stupid woman microwaved rice in a foiled packet, it sparked and burned the packet and the rice, all she had to do was turn the microwave off or unplug it but she stood there yelping with her hands up like the microwave was a niggerloving cop with a gun. Didn't even think to call for help, just expressed shock at a problem until I wondered what the noise was and came over. Goddamn women. Nothing matters to them but their feelings.

a man walks into a bar and says "Can I have the menu please?"
and the bartender says "Sure, I'm done fucking them".

See the joke is that menu please sounds like menu please
also I'm amazed at how hard and intelligently I've been working lately.

Fellow based geniuses, why is Animal Crossing so popular with faggots whose lives have turned into such absolute messes that they considered "I did adulting stuff today like cleaning my room" a colossal and hyper-rare achievement?
Is it because the game is so easy, dull, tedious, mind-numbing, and repetitive that the sunk cost fallacy makes you afraid to admit your 800 hours with the game were wasted just like the 2+ hours you'll spend with it tomorrow and the next day and the next and the next?
If I want to experience the sensation of "No thoughts, head empty" I throw myself into a hardcore video game I'm good at and experience the flow state. I experience Ultra Instinct. I rip and tear in Doom Eternal Only Faster. I experience enough dopamine to kill an elephant every time I Heavenly Potemkin Buster someone. I play my own game's endless mode and ignore the placeholder graphics and fight until I die.
But I guess that's not an option for some people. So they choose to grind away at mundane insanities in worship of companies that sell repackaged nostalgiacoom back to the consoomers.

>>4480
why does my ID keep changing

>>4499
Cuz even your ID wants to dissociate XDDD

>>4500
Ur gay XDDDD

I'm doing no nut november but I haven't nutted in months.
So to partake in the spirit of NNN, I'm taking a month-long break from all forms of sexual media.

>>4519
no one cares

>>4520
lmao dumb hater XD

>>4520
I care.
Anon is hoarding power and that's awesome.

>>4527
Based.
Getting fucking ripped and highly productive helped my self-confidence, masculinity, and self-image more than any pussy-ass therapist could have.
Besides, the therapists probably would have spent the whole time trying to blame child-me for what the bitchy out-of-control females in my life did to me as a kid.
Anything to keep a white man sad and paying for his therapy sessions.

>>4519
Maybe No Nut November should be upgraded into No Sin November. No nutting, but also no porn, degenerate media, fast food, processed meat, no unhealthy shit of any kind. Mandatory exercise and mandatory positive productivity.

>>4529
This.

>>4529
Who's definition of 'sin' are we using, and why isnt it yours?

>>4531
Wat?
the list of sinful activities I mentioned...
I choose to avoid them for the month.
Disagree with my list's choices?
I didn't see any point in listing sinful things I already don't do.

>>4532
>no unhealthy shit of any kind
Good luck making that bar. Also, unhealthy according to whom?

>>4533
To sane people

If you ever look at a hot babe and think "I want her to step on me, choke me, crush my testes, inflict violence upon me", you're a faggot.
Women are supposed to have that reaction to men.
Women are supposed to crave pain, not inflict it.

>>4469
>By the way, stalling is just one of my move's many amazing uses. But because it's so good for comebacks, maybe it should be a "once per round" thing you always have access to until it is used. After all if it costs 3 bars of meter who the hell would ever fire BIG FUCKIN LASER when this genius play is always on the table? Then again if you could use it multiple times in a match would that harm its hype factor? This is the kind of move that, if used in a real fighting game tournament, would make the whole crowd scream and cheer and jump for joy and lose their goddamn minds in a hype overload. It's so fucking cool. Maybe it should be overused? This one move has limitless implications on balance and combos and more. It turns every option in my hand into a good one. even the option to do fuck all. I can literally press the button and do fuck all and still end up in a better position. I don't just take the advantage or take advantage of the advantage state, I take advantage of the code to take the opponent's life bar away, take the opponent's will to live away, even take the opponent's win away. Name any strong character in fighting game history. You can name a character with broken overpowered moves that take the opponent's health and meter and lives away. But... You can't name a character who can do that. Nobody can violate the game itself like this. I didn't stop time. I fucked time.
Reminds me of how it's possible to use inputs to reprogram games like Pokemon Yellow. I don't see why it isn't possible with Mugen with enough time and know-how.

>>4498
>Fellow based geniuses, why is Animal Crossing so popular with faggots whose lives have turned into such absolute messes that they considered "I did adulting stuff today like cleaning my room" a colossal and hyper-rare achievement?
Because for a chronic procrastinator, doing chores in a cutesy, colorful game where even the chores are designed to be fun is satisfying. It gives you the illusion or excuse of "accomplishment" without having to do icky, unfun things like clear your closet out of cobwebs. Inertia is quite powerful: if you're used to physical, tedious chores you won't hesitate to get to them if you're not lazy; if you tend to spend most of your waking hours sitting down staring at a screen you'll put off anything that's not strictly necessary. This is why exercise is important.

>>4535
Ok anon.

>>4549
How did you guess how it works? Also I am OP. My ID changed again.
Also that Animal Crossing stuff makes sense.
And fuck modern movies. Saw the Angry Birds movie and it's got annoying feminist cringe scene where the white male red bird tries doing everything himself and needs the girl one's help but won't admit it. Stupid feminist propaganda. Shit like this encourages women to think they're qualified on things they know nothing about and any man who says "please stop you are not a qualified electrician" is just patriarching.

You know what's an underrated teaching tool in fighting games?
Playing with another person, in training mode.
Infinite health at minimum, perhaps even savestates and visible hitboxes and game speed adjustments, maybe even LUA scripting if you're really fancy.
You're not trying to "Win" against the other player or expect them to grasp a concept they just heard for the first time while under pressure, you're trying to teach them how to win, how to deal with common situations, and it can take as long as it takes.
It reminded me of that training scene in The Matrix.
I even quoted the "Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!" line.
I did this with a friend recently who's new to fighting games and I was shocked at how quickly it helped him learn enough of the basics to make our matches fun for both of us. It's definitely better than just going into a VS match and holding back for the illusion of back-and-forth momentum while telling him how to walk and expecting him to dance.

>>4550
>Angry Birds
At least it has a good take on immigration, which I think beats out one little feminist moment.

>>4553
Do you think the bit where the guy "decided he wasn't ready for commitment and left her at the altar" was pozzed?

It seems like propaganda to shame men who back out of marriage at the last second or don't feel like commiting to a woman when a healthy relationship doesn't need a contract restricting your rights and permanently financially enslaving you to her to keep it together. The focus is on her feels and his random nonsensical no-reason-provided moment of "lmao nope marriage sux" but this is used as her retarded obligatory freudian excuse.

Ever notice how in fiction, good is the default state of practically all beings not explicitly declared "pure evil and evil in nature" and any deviancy from this requires an excuse in the form of a tragic backstory or goal or ideology?

I think I've met a good woman. I hope this turns out better than the last times.

>>4563
>I think I've met a good woman
There's not such a thing. Either you have the upper hand and rule over the beast, or you are a cuck. Can't be any other way.
Anyway, it is hardwired in women's brain to try to flip the game and dominate men by any mean necessary, and if it is not, she will play the submissive good woman to keep leeching you for as long as possible. You are warned.
See: >>1566 →

>>4565
But this one likes it when I dominate her.

>>4568
Sure, as long as she can leech you, you will be the one.
By general rule, it is only a matter the time for anyone to run into monetary troubles, or another cuck with more money than you to show up. Both scenarios will mean the beginning of the end of any relationship.
You can't change how women are hardwired.

You were right. She turned out to be a huge bitch.

>>4563
>>4568
>>4570
>I think I've met a good woman.
>I hope this turns out better than the last times.
>But this one likes it when I dominate her.
>You were right.
<She turned out to be a huge bitch.
Villainous whores, classical. What was there to be expected? HA! Nothing less nor more!

I'm glad nothing bad will happen as a result of that failed relationship. We're just going to pretend we never met each other. And then never look or speak to each other again. The game has themes, I... guess? But most people are just there to BUY A PIXELIZER. Collect trading cards. Immunetocriticismimmunetocriticism super fighting robot you tried to leave my rangers alone. You said you'd kill them. O o o o what
what a trick
are we looking at the next skid mcmarx here
umbris is another world that gets cucked

Women are fucked in the head.
Remember Attack On Titan?
There's this scene where the hero guy Eren just became a cool monster called a "Titan" and saved everyone's asses from the bad Titans.
He's chained up and on trial and the cunty humans are afraid of him.
So this thirty something beyblade midget with OCD strolls up to him and kicks him in the gut and says "See? This little bitch is harmless".
Just kidding, he kicked more than once. He kicked way too many times. And not just in the gut. Eren lost teeth. Sure he can grow those back but still.
It was written to be a shocking moment.
I get that. It worked.
And it made women all over the world flood their designer skinnyjeans.
You would not believe how many horny insane bitches were drawing and writing porn of these two boning. All because this shocking moment of tiny man on taller helpless(by choice, he could have turned Titan from any injury if he wanted violence) chained teenager violence turned them on.
Later the murder midget gets more character development and screentime but this was the moment that made women want him to fuck them and fuck Eren.
Reminds me of Reylo.
Bad boy dangerous man (with a stupid-ass face and petulant feminine manchild soyboy attitude and random infantile Vader fetish) on the scaaary alluring cool "nazi" side they're told to hate and fear, even though the only glimpse of Empire policies we ever get are "they want to be in charge... oh and smugglers are common".
And bland generic grey Ma-Rey Sue who's just sooooo perfect despite being bad at acting and so painfully bland-looking she's unpleasant to look at...
No wonder women got so horny for it.

Women legitimately want to be dominated. It's in their nature. Even ones who claim to not want domination change their minds the second they see what they percieve as a worthy master. I'll change my mind on this the second I see a woman who's a genuine libertarian even when it comes to the rights of those beside herself and niggers and jews. Shit women want to be made to submit and feel there is no other option. Because when they have options they get picky and egotistical and irrational and whiny and bratty and flakey and way too eager to rob one man of semen and cash and kids before moving on to the next and the next and the next. I have never seen a woman who didn't want to be stepped on by somebody, be it a fictitious man or the fictitious public persona of a fake Celebrity. It's in the nature of women and the most feminine men out there failed by their boomer fathers and raised by their feminist boomer mothers to be as female as possible. Women want to be dominated and they started shit-testing men just as their jews taught them for being far too pozzed to give feminists the pumishments they deserved for being war criminals in the war on boys, men, and civilization.

>>4574
I forgot to specify this but Eren is in human form during the court scene. He was in human form when they arrested him too. So the scene looks like a dude kicking a helpless defenceless dude when he's down. I get that it was supposed to look like that, and make characters in-universe feel bad for Eren. The hilarious part is how horny it made women for the guy kicking the crap out of the hero.
I bet if these fucks watched Jojo's Bizzare Adventure they'd walk away from it wanting to fuck Steely Dan and Alessi.

I have transcended DP with a tool so disgusting I actually feel hesitant to put it in the game.
Haha, DP.
That would sound weird to a non-gamer...
Many fighting games have a "dragon punch", an invincible reversal that fulfills the same role as classic Ryu's Shoryuken: getting you out of a bad situation invincibly if used at the perfect time.
What if it was metal?
I decided to make it metal.
I always hated how a Shoryuken leaves you in the air when it's done. So punishable. How about a grounded Shoryuken you can extend by mashing?
Thus, guitar shredding to shred the foe's healthbar.
Skidaddle skidoodle I control the neutral.
Fuck marvel's sky beams, mine's bigger.
*crosses up behind you and in front of you at the same time*
nothing personell kid
*breaks time and space*

>>4574
>Women are fucked in the head.
Obviously they are, the purpose of women is to continue our bloodlines through procreation and to ensure the future of children as the 14 words reference but when that primal purpose is perverted we get sluts and whores who revel in shameless acts of debauchery.
>Women legitimately want to be dominated. It's in their nature.
Of course, as do most other mammals want to dominate and submit to each other, we too have this underline desire to impregnate females and procreate as women should want to be mothers for males.
>Even ones who claim to not want domination change their minds the second they see what they percieve as a worthy master.
Actions speak louder than words, it is thoughts which give rise to deliberate acts and not literal syllables. They are creatures of femininity and emotion rather than logical thought or reasoning.
>I'll change my mind on this the second I see a woman who's a genuine libertarian even when it comes to the rights of those beside herself and niggers and jews.
Good luck on that one, 'cause you're gonna need it.

>Shit women want to be made to submit and feel there is no other option. Because when they have options they get picky and egotistical and irrational and whiny and bratty and flakey and way too eager to rob one man of semen and cash and kids before moving on to the next and the next and the next. I have never seen a woman who didn't want to be stepped on by somebody, be it a fictitious man or the fictitious public persona of a fake Celebrity. It's in the nature of women and the most feminine men out there failed by their boomer fathers and raised by their feminist boomer mothers to be as female as possible. Women want to be dominated and they started shit-testing men just as their jews taught them for being far too pozzed to give feminists the pumishments they deserved for being war criminals in the war on boys, men, and civilization.
There are some good girls out there that hate niggers and the government but you'll only find one in a blue moon, I have lost the majority of my trust within the general populace of humanity which includes the vastness of normal's and roasties alike. They are almost alien to me although I can analyze their intentions and motives through study of their body language or vocabulary, I'd love to have a family but not right now in the present although it seems like a ideal end goal to me as long as I can associate my bond towards a potential partner.
Still I have yet to find a decent girl, let alone fuck one or even a kiss. Albeit I'm not a virgin by the ordinary means of intercourse with human females, through dark and degenerate deviation has this been bestowed upon me which I do not regret.
>Therapy
I've always been lonely and without friends, though I still remain active tending to my responsibilities and duties. Some women can be talked to easier than others as with men too but communication is not as preferable to being mutable, such as my inherent recluse behavior permits me to socialize, I may discuss the necessities of business better than personal affairs due to the evasion of my hidden intentions.
I have tried therapy in the past but the communication and self reflection is more of a stress than a relief

TL;DR
I'm distrustful of women akin to men, though I have other passions which serve to keep me occupied and focused while at the same time make me happy even if they're completely fucked and stop me from steeping back into that pit of deep depression and utter loneliness which I no longer dread.

>>4588
Mostly off-topic and not necessarily directed at you in particular:
Women really aren't worth worrying about. I've had two long term relationships and a few flings. It gets exhausting after a while. It seems like a lot of virgins get hung up on their situation and feel a sense of dread due to their virginity, but I promise you that same dread comes back once you've lost it and haven't had sex in a while. The only plus is that you stop caring after x amount of time since your curiosity has long since been sated and going without is significantly easier.
Mares will always be superior because they're a romantic fantasy like most of us were conditioned to believe was reality since childhood only to be disillusioned by actual modern women and their true nature.
Tl;dr: I've have had sexual+romantic relationships and I'd genuinely rather think about mares before ever bothering with any real woman. The thought of cuddling a mare is superior to fucking some lame bitch.
Don't beat yourselves up, virgins. You're really not missing out on anything that great.

>>4589
>Mostly off-topic and not necessarily directed at you in particular:
Understood.
>Women really aren't worth worrying about.
About that much and more was previously gathered from contemplation, that and comparisons from others experiences.
>I've had two long term relationships and a few flings. It gets exhausting after a while.
That's what I fear about those kinds of situations with them, the aftermath of the initial infatuation would drive me to inevitable insanity resulting in multiple mad methods of escape which would potentially threaten both myself and whoever else involved.
>It seems like a lot of virgins get hung up on their situation and feel a sense of dread due to their virginity, but I promise you that same dread comes back once you've lost it and haven't had sex in a while.
It always returns, for it is the loathsome lust which pervades and invades the psyche, it must be kept at bay and under supervision lest it grow into a unavoidable annoyance which increases the tallying of days gone by since the last intercourse. Virginity is a mental delusion while pointless sex is an emotional illusion, once that fleshy hole has been penetrated and the goal is complete it does queer things to one's mind in relation to dopamine and the potential acquiring of addiction.
>The only plus is that you stop caring after x amount of time since your curiosity has long since been sated and going without is significantly easier.
Knowing the sensation satisfies the phallus and makes it a remembrance as opposed to being unbeknownst about velvet-like vagina.
>Mares will always be superior because they're a romantic fantasy like most of us were conditioned to believe was reality since childhood only to be disillusioned by actual modern women and their true nature.
A pony female with the intelligence and vocals of a human, mixed habits of horses and humans with a social dynamic of both, the compassion of peak feminine values with loyalty to her mate. Semper fidelis equus.
If only it were reality...
>I've have had sexual+romantic relationships and I'd genuinely rather think about mares before ever bothering with any real woman.
I think about mares 24/7, they burn in my brain and are fixed within this labyrinth of thoughts. My thought form(s) is supportive of the ponies which I obsess upon.
>The thought of cuddling a mare is superior to fucking some lame bitch.
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>4594
>That's what I fear about those kinds of situations with them, the aftermath of the initial infatuation would drive me to inevitable insanity resulting in multiple mad methods of escape which would potentially threaten both myself and whoever else involved.
The onset of infatuation is powerful when you're relatively new to relationships, but it's something that quickly plateaus into a tedious emotional tug of war that will drain you over time. The worst part is that you might not realize it at any phase until it's too far gone. It's always good to handle IRL relationships with a fair deal of analytical distance, if you can be bothered by it. There are good girls out there worth loving, but they're increasingly scarce. Don't get attached.
>Knowing the sensation satisfies the phallus and makes it a remembrance as opposed to being unbeknownst about velvet-like vagina.
Maybe, but it doesn't matter if your memories of coitus are plain. Virgins could always consider seeking out prostitutes to sate their curiosity and carnal urges. Hell, I've fucked hookers when I had money to burn and I couldn't be bothered with trying to romance some local meth head in my town. It's not some ascendent thing.
Not directed at you in particular, but others who may read this.
My point is that virgins would realize how irrelevant sex is to overall happiness if they could see the forest 'fore the trees.
>I think about mares 24/7, they burn in my brain and are fixed within this labyrinth of thoughts. My thought form(s) is supportive of the ponies which I obsess upon.
Likewise, friend. We are united in our autism. I have always tried to use it as a vehicle for self-improvement. You're definitely more intelligent than me, just direct your autism effectively to succeed in life.

It took me ten years to find the answer to something I forgot in two seconds

>>4595
>The onset of infatuation is powerful when you're relatively new to relationships, but it's something that quickly plateaus into a tedious emotional tug of war that will drain you over time.
So can be said for affairs with human females but I assure it changes when applied in context to cross species intimacies, I have found that it rather does not wane over time but enlarges into a bond without the nuisances of language or the nagging of voices which turn into vicious vices once heard on repeat. The annoyance of perpetual whining is enough to spark fury and vigorous rage, for this would be my reaction to the perceived agitator who emits verbal stress and I know it.
>The worst part is that you might not realize it at any phase until it's too far gone.
Perhaps this notion of realization which you reference does not occur to me in a manner that brings about regrets but that's my personal perspective so it's not the same as what yours may be, I could give an analysis of my current strange sexual status but due to it's closeted and convoluted concealment I choose not to even if it's occasionally hinted, so it's best left to guesswork to whomever has any idea of what it could be.
>It's always good to handle IRL relationships with a fair deal of analytical distance, if you can be bothered by it.
As such a masked and devised spoken tactic is more persuasive than that of true honesty could ever be from my standpoint, manipulation is not fun to perform and neither is playing with someone's emotions, for I would much prefer to let my inner instinctual intents fully loose than make mind games with a woman who I'm practically using to further my lusts.
Recognize patterns in one's behaviors and body language along with facial expressions, to analyze them from a position where judgments may be made towards their potentiality as a mate.
>There are good girls out there worth loving, but they're increasingly scarce. Don't get attached.
A furthering ideal of the past. The most likely to be found which meet the criteria of breed able tend to be in rural areas compared to that of the densely populated places, for obvious reasons.
>Maybe, but it doesn't matter if your memories of coitus are plain.
Ah, not if the first copulation is immeasurably beyond any normal means of the act which most experience, it then leaves a lasting impression that is unforgettable when it exceeds all expectations of the ordinary.
>Virgins could always consider seeking out prostitutes to sate their curiosity and carnal urges.
It is an option that is rarely considered, there are plenty more choices that appeal to different tastes and cater to deeper desires. They're the frequently used sluts who exist to calm the cravings and lustful longings.
>Hell, I've fucked hookers when I had money to burn and I couldn't be bothered with trying to romance some local meth head in my town.
How American indeed, the pinnacles of liberty.
>Likewise, friend. We are united in our autism.
How about a confederacy of ass burgers?
>I have always tried to use it as a vehicle for self-improvement.
If that's the purpose you have chosen to use it for then so be it, anon.
>You're definitely more intelligent than me, just direct your autism effectively to succeed in life.
I appreciate your flattery. Efficiency is not my strong suit nor what makes me somewhat successful in what I do for a habitual hobby, it's the ability to comprehend others mindsets and manners while maintaining respect for what they want but prioritizing my own needs first and foremost without worrying about others unless they are my direct affiliates.
It's been nice to vent some words on a Slovakian sex site with you.

OneShot was disappointing
I was told it is "like undertale" and got my hopes up too high
The game's ARG shit was really fun
But the writing was a bit too on the nose and spelled-out
I'd still rate it a positive on steam and happily get OneShot 2: Shoot One Harder if it came out.

I decided to nerf my character.

He had this move... How do I describe it?
You'd do it, and a big sky beam would cover the entire vertical space while he invincibly slid forwards for a distance determined by the button you pressed.
Sound waves would also damage foes in front of you.
These sound waves would also reflect enemy projectiles.
Did I mention you could extend the duration of this move by mashing?
And it was a Special.
A fucking Input Special
Not a Super.
Not even a Charge Move
A Special move you execute with a simple input for no cost.
Fucking busted.
Doing this move just fucking turned the game off for several seconds.
Either you did your own thing charging meter manually via a dedicated charge move or whiffing normals into specials, or you politely waited to my character to stop being invincible.
It was just too good of a move. It invalidated too many options the opponent had. And too many options I had. It was so good, there was never a reason to fuck around with his big brain gimmicks.
My big brain gimmicks will be absolute.

How do I talk to my retarded cringe friend who constantly talks in edgelord wannabe speak, babbling about inner darkness and his struggles against his dark half interspersed with TFS references and normie media/nigger rapper quotes?
How do I help him get over this?
Is there some magic video that makes him stop trying to sound like a japanese cartoon character nobody over the age of twelve would like?

>>4602
I'm surprised that one guy didn't take this opportunity to yell "hurr durr that sounds like u becoz ur a poopyhead".
Maybe his family is forcing him to try and get a job and that's taking time away from refreshing this site daily waiting for an opportunity to bitch and moan at me embarassingly.

>>4608
Evidently I live rent free

>>4609
How many years has it been since you started with this bullshit for the love of...
Fuck it, maybe if you feel like you win this one you'll be less inclined to keep at this

I fucking hate niggers

Neat my ID changed again.
Want to hear a funny story?
one time when I was under sixteen at school a woman shoved me into a swimming pool when I wasn't looking and then fell in after me. I swam away screaming because I didn't fucking know this bitch. Bitch who fell in after me claims I held her underwater and attacked her and tried to drown her even though an entire room of people saw otherwise. The teachers try gaslighting and isolating me into confessing and it doesn't work. Only when the cops are called do we finally get to see camera footage proving me to be the honest one, but the spiteful old hag got away with this of course. Not even a fine for wasting police time. Imagine a world where women cops are forced to punish the karens who try wielding police force like a club to get their way, or a world where physically punishing women like that is legal and necessary. This gynocracy is corrupt.

I think too many people blurt out "I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A GAME" then they say some dumb easy vague bullshit

and they want praise for that

because if it actually existed they would be first in line to buy it

but they dont feel like learning to code and animate and figuring out how this "idea" (fantasy) of theirs would function and making the damn thing compromise with reality to be feasible on a budget so they just sort of fantasize in a corner about a fantasy where they already made this.

Then they tell people about their beloved idea if they want to be praised. And then reject criticism of it like "shave off a tiny percentage of your dream game for the minimum viable product and sell that then use the cash to hire smarter people to make your dream game for you so you get all the glory and a good profit for minimum effort at maximum speed" or "listen bro you need to prepare to Thems Fighting Herds this shit because your billion dollar fanfic is going to get C+D'd faster than Epstein's slaves got Cocked+Dicked by libtards and jews" or "nobody buys a transformers game for the forced stealth section please reconsider the hours of mandatory instant game over stealth I know you wont ever actually make it but please fantasize about something less gay" or "stop bitching about unpaid VAs being lazy and having shit mics and just use text cutscenes like a visual novel you fucking double nigger you dont have the budget or team for fucking any of this and your Applejack voice actor sounds like shit and keeps being a cunt to your Tails The Fox voice actor so just use one girl for everything so your product can have as few females involved as possible or 15.ai this shit" or "You are literally designing this in the most expensive way possible oh god oh fuck none if this is functional and it would be a nightmare to code oh sweet jesus you're mismanaging your time and effort budget this is bad you dont have a design document you have a 8 year old's collage of his favourite things made with a glue stick and safety scissors. I know you just fantasize to fucking stroke yourself off but this is giving me a fucking stroke".

I know a guy who just circlejerks in his discord server full of hyped sycophants about the game he's tooootally working on guys.

A project of mine is almost complete and that feels good. It's a step on my quest. And that friend's telling me I need to spend more ENTIRE YEARS on my project because "a good game has at least 2 years spent on it". No. bitch this project was always designed to be small and achievable. It is a step on my goal. not the endgame. It is a step. Steps dont have to take years. My quest does not end here. There are more mountains to climb and more tiddies to draw.

They say the graveyard is the richest place of all, as that is where you will find the richest treasure trove of ideas that never went anywhere.

But I saved at least one good idea from that graveyard.

And I got to draw a big tiddy scientist waifu.

I like putting big tits on my characters because small tits remind me of my dead little sister.

Sometimes I vent about the annoying habits of my friends but I still love and respect them.

I did it lads
I fucking made it
There were those who thought I was never gonna make it but I made it
There are no more coding problems left to solve. Everything is perfect. Now I can upload the first game of many.

>>4619
>>4617
Why my id change

>>4619
Congratulations, JSON Jason.

Is your refridgerator running?
Yes?
Then it must be a person, right?
Hahaha, that's my joke for making fun of AI fetishists who think a machine could imitate a human well enough to fundamentally be one.

>>4625
Rude, Ill have you know my Girlfriend is An AI

>>4626
Sorry

You ever meet a gamer that makes you think "Oh, so that's who lowest common denominator predatory exploitation devices are made for and why these megacorps still make them" or "you're why so much of the art of game design focuses on protecting people of your intellectual caliber from yourselves so you don't ruin the game for yourselves and then blame the developers" or "Surely this fag's only disagreeing with me on a topic I'm so obviously right about just to fuck with me and because he craves social interaction and surely nobody could honestly believe the stupid shit he is saying"?

This is retarded and I'm sick of being a faggot so I'm going to do something straight.

Instead of bitching about gay idiot retards in faggot servers I should just stop wasting time with them. So I will. I'm in too many of these fucking things anyway. It's fucking homosexual to argue with some mobile-goomer who loves paying to win and grinding and inaccessibility and inconsiderate design almost as much as he loves cock. Candy crush and progress quest makes him cum and I don't want that faggot anywhere near me. It's a waste of time to interact with him. If grinding is "fun" for him human logic cannot reach his button bashing ape brain thanks to its hijacked reward center. And that's coming from a motherfucking grappler main. We joke about eating paint but mobile gamers eat chinese govt-backed megacorp cum flavoured with the half digested dog those commies ate for second breakfast while anally sodomizing themselves with their thieving whore mothers credit cards once they waste their "monthly tugboat" on the only thing imaginable that could possibly be a bigger scam than money NFTs. A real man respects an honest day's hard work and has no need to simulate it. A real man can outthink real and digital enemies without needing to overlevel his starter like a retarded child relying on raw power to steamroll an easy game like pokemon that's still too complex for him to understand. It's a waste of time to argue with circlejerkers over the validity of Quality Of Life improvements standard in all sorts of better games made for bigger brains. Instead of trying to win an argument about my game's design with a nigger over unfinished shit I should start getting my cock sucked for making my game by releasing it. I am growing as a man. I am sure the me from years ago would have kept this argument going for way too long instead of recognizing its futility. No more distractions. No more bitching about my problems when I should just solve them.

Progress report: my friends playtesting the game cant beat Professor Bigtits.
But they're not doing it right.
They steamrolled the 64 gym leaders and expected to steamroll her with the same lame tactics.
Should I make the battle easier or ignore this feedback?
Maybe give her two teams, for an easy mode and hard mode?

>>4634
Did you try to vary up AI difficulty/tactics for the other 64 gym leaders?

>>4635
Yeah. A lot of gym leaders didn't even have full teams of 6 so I picked good pokemon of their type.

Man. Nothing nakes you imtimately familiar with all the downsides of your childhood favourite game series like trying to make it. There are so many things I want to redo from scratch.
gen 5 broke mon sprites up into pieces on flash puppets and animated them via code to move and squash and stretch and rotate them. So a sleeping pokemon could have its eye swapped for a closed one easily.
but the front and back facing divide is gay. Just doubling the work. Set the camera in a 2v2 fighting game style position damn it. Then add scripts to move mons over to hit the foe during the move animations. Autoplay the running anim that already exists for all mons.
also fuck all pokemon moves.
Some are objectively better than others and choosing them is a no brainer. Interesting moves are rare. Balancing moves by RNG failure chance is homosexual.
I should remake all moves.
It seems odd when Charizard is told to perform Fire Punch and Mega Kick and Bite and Slash but does the same visual animation for each one. And how does a Wooper without arms learn Ice Punch?
Moves with vague attack names bypass this problem. Any water pokemon can perform Wind Strike or Blazing Blow no matter what body parts it has. Any pokemon can have its own physical and special attack animation that suits such a vaguely named attack. How the pokemon performs Lightning Strike or Ice III or Kacrackga is up to the pokemon.
Every type should have physical and special variants of the following moves: 120bp lowPP power move, 80bp mediocre pp attack move, and with the same middling number of PP: 60bp plus 1 priority move, and 40bp plus 2 priority move. And maybe a 30bp crap move for the pokemon to start out with and swiftly replace when levelling up.
Then add some normal type moves for raising and lowering stats.
And maybe some entry hazard setters, plus abilities to make those when sent out.
Remove random critical hits and flinch-hax and crit-hax and status inflicting moves from the game and replace that shit with "supereffective hits with this type inflict the type's unique status effect"
then give every type its own status effect that lowers all of a foes stats.
And then "supereffective STAB hits inflict x8 bonus Technical Damage plus flinches the mon if he hasnt already moved". Or maybe inflicts a Downed status effect with a unique animation that goes away the next time the downed mon tries to make a move then gets up automatically upon missing one turn.
That sounds good to me right now.
pokemon's bullshit abilities and moves and unbalanced mon design means making a rebalanced pokemon might not be fully possible. But I will do my best. And I will get better. Any mistakes are learning opportunities.

I feel the urge to prolong the game's release date by an unknown amount of time to add a new feature I thought of.
But the game as planned is basically done. It just needs more polish.
I guess you only get one shot to make a good first impression...
But this new feature might not even work.
But this feature will impress people who might not have been impressed by the rest of the game.

I met a woman and I think I like her. I think I really, really like her.

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.

Women are still whores

>>4645
And that's why their rights must be restricted and they have to be legally considered "property".

My guitar teacher asked me to finger G Minor, so I did. Then he asked me to finger A minor, and I said "But I don't want to do a Biden impression, my Trump impression is better!"

Old EA: challenge everything
new EA: charge for everything

I know this faggot who can only function maturely when at least one person is treating him like an authority. However when his authority feels challenged he stops treating the objects of his ire like people and starts trying to piss them off. You know, to punish them. Starts berating and browbeating them to try and feel like a big guy. Even pretends to agree with people who've been wrongfully repeating the same obvious lies about you for years if that will piss you off. Like a housewife who's trying to get a rise out of you to validate herself no matter what she has to yell. And that makes it hard for me to respect him at all. He's always got to be in control. Even if it gets tiresome. There were good times when he was less of a faggot. I'd like to go back to those times. But the way he acts during the bad times makes me wonder how I can get him to snap out of whatever took control of him and metaphorically shrank his cock and balls.

>>4652
For the record I know the obvious right answer is to avoid dealing with this faggot. I've already called him a faggot to his face. I'm wondering what others think the right answer is.

>>4652
>>4654
Did you listen?
Did you fully understand why?

Life is a social construct around 40% can trans-cend

Undertale and Deltarune comics are sometimes funny and sometimes lame.

But those comics where Metaton Neo claims the similar-looking Spamton Neo "stole his gender" are unintentionally hilarious as it's a freudian slip on the artist's part that accidentally admits their definition of "Gender" is just a codeword for "Aesthetic" whenever they aren't using it interchangeably with sex or as a codeword for "what the brain believes its sex is".

When the trannies say sex is a social construct they are lying. When they say gender is a social construct it would be more accurate to say gender is their own social construct, their own lie designed to conflate clearly different things, and no amount of drugs and surgery and hypnosis and training and aesthetic appropiration will ever turn a failed man into a beautiful breedable woman. Maybe if failed men put that much effort into being better men they'd stop feeling the urge to play dress-up as anything but themselves.

>>4666
Yes Satan, you should get therapy

>>4667
Bruh lmao

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of water-based Pokemon, Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow, but only under a very specific circumstance? In Yellow, Vaporeon is meant to learn both Haze and Mist at level 42. However, the programming at the time is so bad it's impossible for a Pokémon to learn two moves at the same level. As a result, Vaporeon will only learn Haze and not Mist. Pokémon who leveled up using the Daycare do not have this restriction though. If Vaporeon reaches level 42 while in the Daycare, it will learn both Haze and Mist.

Faggot: Based? Based on what?
me: Get with the times, Granddad. What's next? Are you going to ask what LOL means?

>>4672
What? You mean AOL right?

Seeing the inside of an Asian woman's house recently (don't ask why) and admiring all the trophies and awards on the wall made me think of Lilkirbs memes about putting achievement signifiers on his wall. I decided to do that too but on my computer desktop because my tiny room's walls are cupboard and shelves hell.

Moved stuff around in my room to open up more space for exercising.
Did you know? Viral Chao are some hidden Chao in Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. They are a group of unique Chao intended to be released at official events in the style of event Pokémon of the Pokémon games. There are five Viral Chao: Baki, Farfinkle, Fimbley, Pooki, and Stugs. However, Stugs was the only Viral Chao ever officially distributed to the public, as due to poor attendance and sales, the other four chao events were cancelled. However, game-altering devices can be used to unlock the remaining Viral Chao. Codes, which can be found in the official Japanese website of Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood, can be used in the Chao Garden to unlock all but Farfinkle. The cheat codes, however, will only work for the Japanese version of the game.
Farfinkle was not included in the list of unlockable Viral Chao in the Japanese release because it has a severe glitch causing 'KO' to be a status effect. If this happens, the affected enemy may try a POW move but cannot, forcing the player to shut their Nintendo DS down. This is the only Chao not released to the public.

Did they even fucking try with Sonic Chronicles?

Homosexuals are disgusting. They like disgusting shit like hypnosis. Imagine basing your entire identity around the desire to live the easy life of a cute woman, and then fantasizing about losing your free will to hypnotism and being forced to become an even bigger faggot. If you want to be brainwashed into embracing faggotism fully wouldn't that mean you subconsciously know this is bullshit? Peak homosexuality, fucking disgusting. I am extremely racist too. And do you know what else is gay? Gay fanfics where a character is corrupted. Straight men make stories where women are "corrupted" into useful wet holes and breeding tools. Faggots make stories where men are genuinely corrupted and turned into faggy disgraces. Gays are homosexual, fuck gays.

>>3147
>therapy
Get as far away as possible from those charlatans, especially psychiatrists and their drugs.
I post a statement from Dr. Jeffrey Schaler: "Psychiatry is a Fraud, it's all about Control".

>>4711
Ironically this
Yes, you should absolutrly avoid brain-altering chemicals just as one should avoid most everything pharma and those that push it.
The idea is to process lingering emotions, thoughs, behaviors, experiences etc. to identify and find dysfunctional patterns. Can a given individual process them on their own? Yes. Can everyone? Imo no, and Id wager that far more people get themselves in a bigger mess by going it solo than get themselves out of it.

For the longest time, I didn't understand it.
Why did the women of the Harry Potter fandom fall in love with Draco Malfoy and create their own fan-sequels and rewrites where he's closer to their ideal man when he was literally designed to demonize whites and especially racist rich whites with a stake in the nation and many reasons to oppose divershitty?
At the same time, why did they demonize Ron Weasely, the everyman jealous of Harry's irritating chosen-one specialness and Hermione's intellect and irritated by her unwillingness to shut up about it?
In Ron they saw a mirror. They saw an ordinary person envious of the talents and gifts his friends boasted. When they felt the urge to self-insert themselves into their favourite escapist media, they saw Ron as an unsettlingly realistic depiction of an ordinary boy with extraordinary friends. They hated the dreadfully ordinary and disgustingly unspecial boy cramping the style of the generic plot-device boy every boy forced to read this by his boomer parents saw himself as and Hermione, the author's literal self-insert wish-fulfillment OC. Damn near every girl who wrote shitty HP fanfiction felt this trio would be better off with someone more "interesting" on the surface with less relateable flaws replacing him.
And in Draco Malfoy, the small snivelling snot-nosed "Pureblood supremacist" bratty bully designed to demonize the fictional racist white rich boys typically cast as villains in Boarding School Genre fiction, they saw everything Mommy and Daddy raised them to hate.
And they loved him.
And so they wrote stories where he became a bigger, tougher, stronger man in leather pants and a motorcycle. He became the lead singer in their favourite corporate gay emo punk band and abused his girlfriend in a way that drove the target audience of women wild. Draco was a Death Eater, a demonization of whites who want their country back and think some races are better than others, so the fanfics rewrote its cackling petulant hideous childish leader as a handsome revolutionary man just doing what he thinks is right, or a cruel bastard openly gunning for power in a world full of characters rewritten to be even worse people. As Draco became an irrelevant background element in the actual HP novels the fanfics rejected Rowling's awful plot twists to try literally anything else and hope it turned out better, typically making Draco a more pivotal role in the tale, transforming him from a forgettable failed rival character to a bootleg Zuko. All the infuriating pretension of leftist life drove so many of its dogmatic followers to fantasize about leading the life of a "sinner", an elitist rich white who gets expensive makeovers and doesn't want to embrace divershitty or oppose whites taking back their own nation.

Got a better faster internet connection. Still exercising daily, now going on longer walks each day. I got a Pedometer app but it beeps every time I go past a Liberal... Haha just kidding it counts the steps I take each day. I don't know why pedo means feet in latin. I considered getting a phone game where you're rewarded with imaginary videogame shit for taking steps but I didn't. Anyway shit's going well. Games are going well. Big tiddy bunny go fast. Haha booba. Whoever said industrial society was a mistake never knew the joy of animating your own character. It's hard to describe the feeling of pulling it all off and saying "Yep, I made the magic happen". Ever heard that story about how LA had a blackout so severe, some fags in LA called 9/11 upon literally seeing stars and the Milky Way galaxy overhead for the first time? It sounds insane. It sounds like something a political cartoon would make up. It sounds so divorced from reality, you'd expect to see it in a Sonic comic. But I can believe it happened because libtards are spiteful zombies.

I think I have ADHD, just heard caffine helping you focus is a strong symptom.

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I think in probably do to.
>Tfw undiagnosed

Going back into Sonic stuff after all this time feels strange.
so much has changed.
I'm old enough to remember when people who didn't like Tails still gave a shit about the Sonic franchise and chose to whine about it online for days on end, even making videos where they'd try to manouver Tails into spikes or off cliffs or into lava.
There were people who hated Shadow and felt he stole Knuckles/Metal Sonic's spot as the designated edgy rival.
There were comicsfags who would never shut up about how much they wish they were in the Ken Penders zone right now. "dude, if only a sonic game wod put Sally and Rotor in these games! We need a game with a tone and gameplay style wildly different from anything Sonic Team and Dimps ever tried before with only a 90s cartoon to guide them, this can clearly only end well". Best old comic girl is clearly Bunnie Rabbot. And that Eggman fangirl midget is pretty funny.
Everyone hates 06. Even Sega hates 06. Sonic Team killed their franchise just so he would never be associated with 06 again. But some kids will still pull the "I grew up with x product, it's not that bad because I say so, I expect praise for signalling this" card. And it doesn't matter. But there was a time when I would have yelled about Sonic on the internet.
Did you know a Sonic fan once put bones into a lifesize Sally Acorn sex doll? Yet it's the Rainbow Dash Cum Jar people still joke about.
That's because the rainbow dash cum jar has more cultural significance than Sally Acorn.
man
I should mod Rainbow Dash and give her an Instant Kill that puts her foe into the jar.

Libtards think themselves smart when they spit upon Christmas and call it overly commercialized, unaware that Jews did this.
But good men and women reclaim Christmas for themselves when they decide it is about being around those you care about, not about the commercialism.
Ironically, commercial products like movies and television shows love to sell the lie that vicariously living through escapist media in which fictitious characters discover the true meaning of christmas is the true meaning of christmas.
Those fucking zombies are on so many levels of irony, they don't even realize it.

Only retards think "Governments exist on a scale from democracy to tyranny". Democracy is mob rule, the tyranny of the majority. What makes the absolute rule of one morally inferior to the rule of a few or the rule of the masses who obey their masters? That line of thinking is how you get NPCs who say "Communism is fine as long as it's democratic".
Enshrine man's human rights and liberties as something to be protected and something he can protect, and that government becomes more free than any tyrannical democracy.

Sometimes I wonder... if we were all born a few years earlier would this be a Pokemon and Politics site where we post Gardevoir and Lopunny porn, argue about whether Ice or Bug is a worse type, occasionally talk about Jews and Hitler, but usually just roleplay as Pokemon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon world?
https://youtu.be/eZqbrNTtdq0
The internet has always been a strange place.
>Phony Playshitstation
Phony Gaystation.
Phony Masturbation.
Phony Failnation.

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Nigel, what the fuck are you talking about? how does this pertain to therapy?