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Should I get therapy?
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>>5241
Ok that's actually fucked up.
Anonymous
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Spoilered
>>5242
Not for the fainthearted.
>>5243
He claims to have had sex with it for 10 minutes then ejaculating and did it again for an unspecified amount of time.
>proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside
>did it again and cummed again inside
>by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my dick out
>>5245
You wanted to know what a doe hole felt like. Be careful what you wish for
Anonymous
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>>5246
Well at least they didn't kero the wolf that one.
Anonymous
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>>5246
>he claims
Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
Anonymous
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>>5248
>it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal
This.
Although I'm willing to believe it is real.
Anonymous
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>>5247
I suppose so.
>>5248
>Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
The odds are more in favor of it being fiction than reality, yet there still is the chance of it being actual.
>I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
I have an assumption that other guys which are innawoods could have done something similar as this bestial necrophilia to a deer, although after performing an act such as that most men would have kept it a secret rather than boasted about it.
Anonymous
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No.5252
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>>5249
>>5250
Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence. He doesnt communicate like someone conveying a genuine story, he communicates like an attention-fag.
Anonymous
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No.5253
>>5252
>he communicates like an attention-fag
Also true. with the needless praising of Arkansas at every opportunity. and acting Stereotypically southern.
Anonymous
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No.5254
>>5252
>Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence.
This is the same stance that i take. If the anon had provided images of semen dripping out of a dead doe whose fur was covered in blood then i would have less reason to doubt it's probability.
Anonymous
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What... What the FUCK did I walk in on?
Also >>5232 sorry I didn't realize you were also that guy. I like that guy. Keeping track of who's who on an anonymous message board is hard.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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lest there be any doubt
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I know this may not be the time for this. But am genuinely interested in seeing one of your classic analysis, this time on HxH, or at least the chimera ants arc.

Maybe you can give it a shot if you haven't already.
Anonymous
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>>5260
Sorry I haven't watched Hunter x Hunter.
Anonymous
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>>>/mlpol/340745 →
Told ya you'd find someone.
glad to hear you doin' good fren
Anonymous
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>>5261
It's fine. It's just that Naruto-fags and HxH-niggers tend to constantly shit on each other.

From what I've seen from the Chimera Ants arc, is quite possibly the worst example of storytelling I've ever seen.

To be fair tho, I've only seen the Phantom Troupe arc from HxH. The Ants' arc have all been clips shown as examples.
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>>5271
The Chimera Ants arc is unironically the point of the show where I got bored and stopped watching. Shame cause HxH is great, from what I remember years ago at least.
Anonymous
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>>>/mlpol/341158 →
Gotta be mindful then, it can get annoying for most people.
>I'm not some scheming galaxy brain mastermind out to fuck with you
Do you realise that assuming people see you as a mastermind is kinda arrogant? Sorry, but that's not exactly the impression they are getting.
And I say this because people have already clarified this before. And rather recently so.

Now, listen up.
This isn't a big deal, some anons might try to make it so. But you DON'T have to play along! Just ignore further backlash, do not escalate. Simply move on, and try not to screw up again. Alright?
Anonymous
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No.5279
>>5278
You're right, I should really just ignore accusations of gaslighting, I know that's not what I'm doing. I keep thinking if I talk more, maybe I can clear up these misunderstandings and help people see my point of view. But I should try harder to see his. He felt like he wasn't being listened to, and I know how frustrating that can be.
Anonymous
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>>5279
>I talked about something else I was thinking about because I wasn't sure what to say in response to what you said.
"Thanks, I'm not sure what to say in response to what you said."
>>>/mlpol/341164 →
Striking at the heart of the matter.
Because conversation and relationships is a two way street.
>I talked about something else
The mundane boring repetitive affirmations that yeah the point has been understood (or lack of it) does matter.

Anonymous
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No.5281
Is this the part where I point out having been right all along?
Anonymous
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>>5280
I'll try to do more of those affirmations in the future.

I don't know why some people call me a gaslighter. Do I seem like someone with the social awareness to do that successfully? Social interaction takes a ton of effort already, why would I intentionally try to overcomplicate things further?

Also I saw this game, "Kaze and the Wild Masks". It looks like Donkey Kong Country starring Dixie Kong as a Sonic OC rabbit who does DKC's Animal Buddy sections using Zelda Masks she gets from Metroid's Chozo Statues. It got me thinking about tropes. That media's tropes were easy to identify because it didn't dress them up to look differently. Have I done enough to keep people from realizing my Pokemon map is basically just a debug room only with lore saying it's a high-tech laboratory full of wondrous inventions?
Anonymous
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My rival is so wonderful
He's fit, kind, and wise. Every time we go jogging or hiking or swimming or visit his home gym (it's bigger than mine and his gamer consoomerfag roommates are less annoying than mine), we push each other to be the best in a healthy way. Media would raise you to believe someone this buff had to be evil. But he's a good man. He doesn't cackle like a bitch and gloat like a supervillain when he wins, he helps you up like a good man should. Even gives you tips on how to improve if he knows what he's talking about.
Surround yourself with motivated, positive, like-minded people. That's a common piece of advice but they never tell you how to do it. And how could another man as wonderful as this exist? I know I cannot be gay, because if I was I would fantasize about pinning him under me and ploughing his perfect ass. And we don't want to fuck each other so we can't be gay.
Anonymous
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>>5289
Nige. this is one of the gayest posts on the entire site.
Anonymous
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>>5289
I'm glad to hear that you found someone like that. My friend is also a wonderful man so I relate highly with what you wrote. And yes, the beauty of friendships between men is not gay, so don't worry about that. The jews fear white men uniting.
Anonymous
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>>5289
You are fooling nopony.
If your post is not bait, then you are a massive homosexual.
Anonymous
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>>5291
>>5294
I can stare into the face of a beautiful and admirable man, and feel no urge to fuck him. Therefore I cannot be gay.
Anonymous
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>>5295
I don't think ur ghey or anything. But if you just stopped talking about the perfect ass of other men, even if it's satire, comedy or whatever there wouldn't be a good reason to suggest that.
Anonymous
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>>5297
We both know why that profile looks so gay.
Anonymous
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There is a stigma attached to gays. stigma dick in ass!
Anonymous
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>>5300
Yeah, yeah. Tryin' to get you to be a bit more self-aware.
hopefully
Anyways, here's the HxH video I talked about before.

[YouTube] The Chimera Ant Arc is Overrated - Destroying Hunter X Hunter [Embed]
Anonymous
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>his perfect ass
>gay stigma, stigma dick in ass
This, on top of all the futa penis worship
Totally not gay tho
Anonymous
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>>5304
Do you not know what a Ligma joke is?
>>5303
Thanks but I've started watching Hunter x Hunter recently and I'd like to avoid spoilers where possible.
Anonymous
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There are a surprising number of troons in the Pokemon fandom. Why?
Are they just here because there are kids to talk to, or is it because Pokemon has universal appeal?

Btw I figured out the main problem with my old FE story.
The audience needs to care about the world before I start introducing enemies who want to ruin it with politics. And they must care about the lives of characters whose lives are ruined by political actions taken by the enemy.
Beta readers for something new I've been working on seem to love what I am doing this time.
Anonymous
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>>5305
>ligma
That 3rd grade meme that you keep mis-phrasing like a wanker? And now 'cuz totally not gay' you tried to twist into a joke about sodomy? And not subtly imply participation with?
Nice self-own there.
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>>5311
Also yeah I hear they ended up giving Deku a shitton of bonus superpowers plus some hidden ones so he can pull them out of his ass whenever he needs them.
Anonymous
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[YouTube] This NFT Cartoon HATES ME (what did I get myself into...) [Embed]
Anonymous
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No.5320
I have unrealistically high expectations for myself and that's unhealthy. I expect to get everything right the first time and blame myself if I don't. Time spent trying to make something broken and fundamentally flawed work just because it was an idea I had keeps me from learning from the failed project and seeing what I can improve in the sequel. And there can always be sequels. With feedback from one game I can improve the next. With one game I can experiment and test ideas for the next.
Anonymous
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No.5326
You cant fix stupid. But you CAN hit it with a stick. Hitting stupid with a stick probably wont achieve the results you might intend, but it does give you the satisfaction of having hit stupid with a stick.
The stupid will not cease to be stupid, nor will ameliorate their stupidity by way of the stick. In the aftermath, all that will have been accomplished is that you have struck a stupid with a stick.
And yet, if one were given the choice of 'smack the stupid' or 'NOT smack the stupid', one has the opportunity to assess whether there is function in hitting stupid with a stick.
>t. holding a stick
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Funny that I'd get the game done today.
Anyway, the game has been uploaded, https://mega.nz/file/pUlH2bST#BL9phlvIhMO9D0i1guqEGYpY3FXktlafi3LU1Eqzpek
You get your Pony-Pokemon from a Brony NPC in the basement garden with the rest of the scientists.
Anonymous
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>>5338
This is awesome! Perfect timing indeed
Anonymous
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No.5340
Did you hear how they renamed those Dragon Ball characters in the Chinese dub? The Tennemen and Jinkomen were renamed Tiananmen and Chinkomen!

Ha! Funny joke.
Anonymous
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No.5343
I bet ponies, monster girls, aliens, furries, elves, and all sorts of other beings would be completely bewildered by how relaxing humans find having their hair cut by hair scissors.
After all, those are blades. Right next to your face. Maybe even wielded by complete strangers. One mistake could injure an eye or ear or cut your throat.
They would probably find it as uncomfortable as getting their teeth drilled unless it's with someone close to them, someone who can be trusted with sharp objects, but they might find our love of it cute, too. I can just see a pony girl giggling as she cuts my hair. "You humans love your sharp pointy things and things that go boom, don't you?"
Isn't it odd that when fantasy simplifies creatures to be extensions of their species or a rare exception to normally unbreakable rules, the authors feel the need to simplify their view on humanity so much it could fit into a small box on a trading card? In a universe full of planets of hats, humanity gets one hat. Snakes are clingy. Horses are horsey. Dogs are doglike. Spiders are horny. And humans are... It's up to the author, I suppose.

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