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Should I get therapy?
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The lack of free will is a myth that comforts faggots by letting them tell themselves they'd be better people if they lived in better times that gave them more opportunities to be good people and fewer opportunities to be cunts or lazy faggots or lazy faggoted cunts.
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Sometimes my hands wander to my hips and gut as if even they doubt the radical transformation of my physique for the better. Is this normal?
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>>3858
It's normal. Feeling your body change for the better can be cathartic.
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>>3859
You're right, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROJ0-r3zyck [Embed]
This cringefest helped me come to terms with the crappy fanfics I wrote as a child/teenager.
I feel like I've healed something I didn't realize needed healing until now. If it wasn't for those crappy fanfics, I never would have improved as much as I've improved now. Does Picasso feel guilt and shame over the first doodles and paintings he ever made before he got famous? What about Van Goth and Monet and some other art guy?
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>>3907
Hilarious. You don't often see dogs doing that unless they have done it before, the guys body language would have said it all and the way he reacted is a dead give away to the reason why he ran with his tail between his legs. A bit too friendly ay?
Then again the bitch could probably have smelt your dick cheese a mile off, or perhaps some stains from one of your recent wet dreams. Semen has a strong odor and dogs have good noses, so she might have been able to pick that scent up from you, or she could be in heat. Then again I'm no bitch expert nor enthusiast.
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>>3916
Lmao bruh I have to clean myself well daily or I get skin problems. It must have been the dog because it couldn't have been me.
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>>3930
I get a lot of dandruff. She must have been a horny bitch and you lucked out on a first class ticket to a canine blowjob but declined it without much thought until afterwards.
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>>3974
I know I'm on a nazi site right now so this might be controfursial (hehe) but I'm not actually a furry.
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>>3975
Your penchant for furry/futa images begs to differ
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>>3976
Some furry art is well drawn. Some anime art is well drawn. And futa is the only way to make yuri less gay.
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>>3977
Pray tell, how does more penises = less gay?
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>>3978
Less or more gay than women grinding their frontholes together?
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>>3975
Neither am I.
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>>3979
If your media preferences lead you to choose between furry futa and lesbian fronthole rubbing, you're a faggot and should kys
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When I borrowed Persona 5 from a friend and tried playing through it, the game's focus on getting as much as possible out of your limited time as deadlines inexorably marched towards you kept reminding me that I am wasting my time playing Persona 5, an overhyped weebshit RPG for babies who will only call P5 a masterpiece if they have literally never read a book in their lives besides Harry Potter at most.
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>>3981
Don't be gay when I'm winning a humorous argument over the pointless semantics of fictional beings.
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>>3985
Your points have been casually/effortlesssly refuted for a week. When were you 'winning'?
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>>3987
No, youre clearly being gay in your own thread. No help needed.
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>>3990
No, you're being gay in my thread.
And then you say "No you" and then I say "No you" and you keep this up forever.
That's how conversations with you usually go, hclegend/vril. If you don't just plug your ears and go "La la la I'm not listening and you haven't made an argument yet so make an argument I'm willing to listen to la la la"
Jesus fucking christ, you're a Jew.
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>>3992
Anonymous
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>>3992
>No u
Why would I bother? The evidence is incontravertable that A. You deliberately engage in precisely the null effort posting and flagrant accusations you accuse others of and B. You lack the articulation to make an actually coherent argument.
Tl;dr Youre only making this worse for yourself
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>>3994
This war must be lonely for you. I can't imagine spending years of my life harassing one website and constantly gaslighting its users in the hope that someone believes your lies. But you can, because it's what you do.
You enter a thread and attack me while you still feel anonymous despite your posting style. You abandon the thread and move on if enough people tire of your antics and tell you to fuck off. And then you start the cycle again in a new thread where you can feel anonymous.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was one special word I'd hidden in posts directed towards you now and then so I could search for that word and find all the threads you've pulled this in over the years? Then I could direct people to that post every time you show up, for the benefit of newfags who don't know why a snarling rabid mutt in the corner best ignored by everyone is hallucinating vividly and crying shit like "You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!".
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>>3995
>You're mad! And butthurt! And a redditor! Not me, you! It's you who never changes! Yooou!
Well its not wrong
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>>3997
Man you are acting like a paranoid schizophrenic. Go to doctor Goldstein and tell him you think everyone who disagrees with you is the same guy that has been gang stalking you for years. Also ninjas isn’t a mod.
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>>3998

btw I've raised the weight level on my chest press and weighted vest. It's a shame ankle and wrist weights don't work IRL but it's a good thing weighted vests work.
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My cunt landlord decided to sell my house. I hate renting.
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Guys if your dick and especially foreskin is swollen after sex is that a sign of STDs?
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>>4051
Yes.
You should probably see a doctor.
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From a Ginger Catholic Irish Girl that only speaks Geálgé.

That'll cost you 3.5 whole Bitcoins to the father.
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It's just skin irritation. Turns out my cock and balls are fine.

:apogee:
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>>4053
Éirinn go Brách. Agus mo ghrádh d'am sneachta
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>>4060
Yeah, I can't believe I actually had sex either. A hot babe started talking to me flirting with me and I panicked.

by the way a friend got sick of "Far Cry 5" for the PS4 and offered it to me for a tenner. I don't even keep my consoles plugged in any more but it might be interesting to see how a modern game plays since I spend so much time with older games or games similar to what I'm making.
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A woman bought me a drink but it was so sugary it burned my tongue.
I don't remember getting sugar burns as a kid. But now I'm in my mid-twenties and sugar burns me.

What the fuck?

Is this because I've spent so long being a fit man who only eats meat, fruit, vegetables, and protein shakes? Has my body just forgotten how to deal with sugar?
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A friend of mine with ADHD turned his life around for the better and started actually completing adult tasks like "clean room daily" with the help of a phone app that fills EXP bars and makes videogame levelup sounds whenever he does tasks he sets for himself.
Sometimes he sets "do nothing for 2 seconds" tasks for himself because he wants to hear the congratulatory sounds and get that dopamine.
That's weird.
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>>4248
Lol that's not what I meant by fucking ass but good joke
This might sound weird but every ADHD kid I met as a kid had four things in common
1) Single-mom household, or the dad was an irrelevant cuck or an ignored quiet hard-worker forced to barely be a presence in his kid's life by his job
2) Spongebob is his only positive male role model and smiling through the pain is his coping mechanism
3) Eats too much sugar and drinks too much artificial orange, same goes for his obese alcoholic smoker mom who usually ate herself into diabetes too
4) As he grows older and gets a healthy diet figures out coping mechanisms despite the best efforts of any adult paid to hover around him or any schoolteacher or "professional", you end up wondering why he was misdiagnosed with "too much youthful energy for our tastes and/or for some mysterious reason he isn't taking any interest in dull hyper-easy ultra-slow condescending timewasting lowest-common-denominator lessons" disease
I've never met someone permanently fucked up by ADHD. They probably exist out there. It probably sucks for them. I hope they wouldn't think less of me for saying I've met people diagnosed with ADHD as a kid who got better later in life because it was just their pathologized normal childishness.
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>>4249
The kid who has ADHD had a dad that took steroids but never went to the gym and a mother who was abusive to her son while drunk, he was with his dad the majority of his upbringing but went to his mother's every once in a while which he proclaimed to dread. Funnily enough, she was also a heavy smoker too.
This one time I was in class with him and we were looking at a map so I pointed out the country called Niger to him which he found highly amusing due to the resemblance of the word nigger, so he then laughingly showed the female teacher the map and the country which he said was called nigger, upon which the woman recoiled in shock and hastily looked at what he was pointing at within the middle of Africa, her response was that it's name is Niger (nigh-jer) and not that. He then turned to me and laughed which by this point I was laughing too.
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Now that's a formative memory! I remember this one time a school guy (i can't really call him a friend) gave me a USB with a pokemon Emerald rom for me to hack, I told him what I can do, he said "make Birch give me a Rayquaza at the start" so I did.
And also renamed Professor Birch to Professor Bitch and gave his lab the smoky/misty white weather and had him talk about weed a lot. I also cranked up the encounter rate to 100% in a few routes, filled them with Hypno, renamed him Rapeno(because he kidnaps a kid on one of the islands and he has a big jew nose), and drew dicks with the grass in a ton of areas using AdvanceMap. I also added an Eevee Hall area to Oldale town, a building where one room with a talking Eevee explains the place. There are doors leading to a bunch of hallways where you can EV train each stat. A feature that would be super cool and convenient for any kid who understood EV training. My sense of humor back then was in dickland where weed is hilarious. Anyway the reward I bartered for was that I got to keep the USB. Was my first ever USB and provided a good place to store files i didnt want my parents noticing on the family PC. It didnt have a lot of space but I still have it in my collection. Maybe if I got more PC time as a kid and took Game Maker more seriously I could have made a profit back then, had some savings for when I escaped.
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>>4251
I was never interested in Nintendo or Sega, my usual preference was the play station 1 and the original Xbox. I played games that my mother got me and most of them were above the age rating that was way above mine, in some cases double.
What I played were the classics, my main favorites were Crash Bandicoot, Halo Combat Evolved, some Scooby Doo games and the Spider man ones. My usual choice was the Xbox over the play station due to it's plethora of variety, I liked Jaws on the PS1 and the Spider man which were about it.
As I grew into my teenage years I got a Xbox 360 from my brother that I still have and play on occasions, never cared for the PS3 or 2. The games I liked were Call of Duty World at War, Halo 3, Fallout 3, The Orange Box and the good games that were released following the late 2000's into the 2010's were, Call of Duty Black Ops, Fallout New Vegas, Portal 2, Aliens Vs Predator, Skyrim. Had a computer but it was shit.
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>>4263
You're missing out if you've never experienced the Spyro trilogy on the PS1 or Guilty Gear Xrd Rev0.
download them now. Even if you have to pirate them. Get rev2 and then the rev0 mod as seen on Youtube. Potemkin with a working airdash is love, Potemkin with a working airdash is life. Most games bore me these days but fighting games have limitless potential for self expression, creativity, and depth in every fight. Against a person. NPC battles are lame.

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