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Should I get therapy?
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No.4441
>>4426
True. Women ain't shit but hoes and tricks, and the trick is that they say we live in a society when really we're slaves in a gynocentric matriarchal jewocracy.
I haven't seen Squid Game but nobody's shutting up about it IRL. Is it more jewish subversion?
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Hehe design doc calls for asynchronous time storage system that violates the finality of a 2d fighting game
Coding makes my two brain cells copulate
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No.4470
>>4447
Oh hey my id changed
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No.4472
That stupid woman microwaved rice in a foiled packet, it sparked and burned the packet and the rice, all she had to do was turn the microwave off or unplug it but she stood there yelping with her hands up like the microwave was a niggerloving cop with a gun. Didn't even think to call for help, just expressed shock at a problem until I wondered what the noise was and came over. Goddamn women. Nothing matters to them but their feelings.
Anonymous
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No.4473
a man walks into a bar and says "Can I have the menu please?"
and the bartender says "Sure, I'm done fucking them".
Anonymous
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No.4480
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See the joke is that menu please sounds like menu please
also I'm amazed at how hard and intelligently I've been working lately.
Anonymous
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No.4498
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Fellow based geniuses, why is Animal Crossing so popular with faggots whose lives have turned into such absolute messes that they considered "I did adulting stuff today like cleaning my room" a colossal and hyper-rare achievement?
Is it because the game is so easy, dull, tedious, mind-numbing, and repetitive that the sunk cost fallacy makes you afraid to admit your 800 hours with the game were wasted just like the 2+ hours you'll spend with it tomorrow and the next day and the next and the next?
If I want to experience the sensation of "No thoughts, head empty" I throw myself into a hardcore video game I'm good at and experience the flow state. I experience Ultra Instinct. I rip and tear in Doom Eternal Only Faster. I experience enough dopamine to kill an elephant every time I Heavenly Potemkin Buster someone. I play my own game's endless mode and ignore the placeholder graphics and fight until I die.
But I guess that's not an option for some people. So they choose to grind away at mundane insanities in worship of companies that sell repackaged nostalgiacoom back to the consoomers.
Anonymous
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>>4480
why does my ID keep changing
Anonymous
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>>4499
Cuz even your ID wants to dissociate XDDD
Anonymous
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No.4501
>>4500
Ur gay XDDDD
Anonymous
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No.4519
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I'm doing no nut november but I haven't nutted in months.
So to partake in the spirit of NNN, I'm taking a month-long break from all forms of sexual media.
Anonymous
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>>4519
no one cares
Anonymous
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No.4522
>>4520
lmao dumb hater XD
Anonymous
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>>4520
I care.
Anon is hoarding power and that's awesome.
Anonymous
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>>3147
Anonymous
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>>4527
Based.
Getting fucking ripped and highly productive helped my self-confidence, masculinity, and self-image more than any pussy-ass therapist could have.
Besides, the therapists probably would have spent the whole time trying to blame child-me for what the bitchy out-of-control females in my life did to me as a kid.
Anything to keep a white man sad and paying for his therapy sessions.
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>>4519
Maybe No Nut November should be upgraded into No Sin November. No nutting, but also no porn, degenerate media, fast food, processed meat, no unhealthy shit of any kind. Mandatory exercise and mandatory positive productivity.
Anonymous
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No.4530
>>4529
This.
Anonymous
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>>4529
Who's definition of 'sin' are we using, and why isnt it yours?
Anonymous
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>>4531
Wat?
the list of sinful activities I mentioned...
I choose to avoid them for the month.
Disagree with my list's choices?
I didn't see any point in listing sinful things I already don't do.
Anonymous
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>>4532
>no unhealthy shit of any kind
Good luck making that bar. Also, unhealthy according to whom?
Anonymous
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No.4534
>>4533
To sane people
Anonymous
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No.4535
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If you ever look at a hot babe and think "I want her to step on me, choke me, crush my testes, inflict violence upon me", you're a faggot.
Women are supposed to have that reaction to men.
Women are supposed to crave pain, not inflict it.
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Anonymous
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>>4549
How did you guess how it works? Also I am OP. My ID changed again.
Also that Animal Crossing stuff makes sense.
And fuck modern movies. Saw the Angry Birds movie and it's got annoying feminist cringe scene where the white male red bird tries doing everything himself and needs the girl one's help but won't admit it. Stupid feminist propaganda. Shit like this encourages women to think they're qualified on things they know nothing about and any man who says "please stop you are not a qualified electrician" is just patriarching.
Anonymous
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No.4551
You know what's an underrated teaching tool in fighting games?
Playing with another person, in training mode.
Infinite health at minimum, perhaps even savestates and visible hitboxes and game speed adjustments, maybe even LUA scripting if you're really fancy.
You're not trying to "Win" against the other player or expect them to grasp a concept they just heard for the first time while under pressure, you're trying to teach them how to win, how to deal with common situations, and it can take as long as it takes.
It reminded me of that training scene in The Matrix.
I even quoted the "Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!" line.
I did this with a friend recently who's new to fighting games and I was shocked at how quickly it helped him learn enough of the basics to make our matches fun for both of us. It's definitely better than just going into a VS match and holding back for the illusion of back-and-forth momentum while telling him how to walk and expecting him to dance.
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>>4550
>Angry Birds
At least it has a good take on immigration, which I think beats out one little feminist moment.
Anonymous
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>>4553
Do you think the bit where the guy "decided he wasn't ready for commitment and left her at the altar" was pozzed?

It seems like propaganda to shame men who back out of marriage at the last second or don't feel like commiting to a woman when a healthy relationship doesn't need a contract restricting your rights and permanently financially enslaving you to her to keep it together. The focus is on her feels and his random nonsensical no-reason-provided moment of "lmao nope marriage sux" but this is used as her retarded obligatory freudian excuse.

Ever notice how in fiction, good is the default state of practically all beings not explicitly declared "pure evil and evil in nature" and any deviancy from this requires an excuse in the form of a tragic backstory or goal or ideology?
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I think I've met a good woman. I hope this turns out better than the last times.
Anonymous
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>>4563
>I think I've met a good woman
There's not such a thing. Either you have the upper hand and rule over the beast, or you are a cuck. Can't be any other way.
Anyway, it is hardwired in women's brain to try to flip the game and dominate men by any mean necessary, and if it is not, she will play the submissive good woman to keep leeching you for as long as possible. You are warned.
See: >>1566 →
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>>4565
But this one likes it when I dominate her.
Anonymous
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>>4568
Sure, as long as she can leech you, you will be the one.
By general rule, it is only a matter the time for anyone to run into monetary troubles, or another cuck with more money than you to show up. Both scenarios will mean the beginning of the end of any relationship.
You can't change how women are hardwired.
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You were right. She turned out to be a huge bitch.
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No.4571
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>>4565
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>>4563
>>4568
>>4570
>I think I've met a good woman.
>I hope this turns out better than the last times.
>But this one likes it when I dominate her.
>You were right.
<She turned out to be a huge bitch.
Villainous whores, classical. What was there to be expected? HA! Nothing less nor more!
Anonymous
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No.4573
I'm glad nothing bad will happen as a result of that failed relationship. We're just going to pretend we never met each other. And then never look or speak to each other again. The game has themes, I... guess? But most people are just there to BUY A PIXELIZER. Collect trading cards. Immunetocriticismimmunetocriticism super fighting robot you tried to leave my rangers alone. You said you'd kill them. O o o o what
what a trick
are we looking at the next skid mcmarx here
umbris is another world that gets cucked
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>>4574
I forgot to specify this but Eren is in human form during the court scene. He was in human form when they arrested him too. So the scene looks like a dude kicking a helpless defenceless dude when he's down. I get that it was supposed to look like that, and make characters in-universe feel bad for Eren. The hilarious part is how horny it made women for the guy kicking the crap out of the hero.
I bet if these fucks watched Jojo's Bizzare Adventure they'd walk away from it wanting to fuck Steely Dan and Alessi.
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>>4588
Mostly off-topic and not necessarily directed at you in particular:
Women really aren't worth worrying about. I've had two long term relationships and a few flings. It gets exhausting after a while. It seems like a lot of virgins get hung up on their situation and feel a sense of dread due to their virginity, but I promise you that same dread comes back once you've lost it and haven't had sex in a while. The only plus is that you stop caring after x amount of time since your curiosity has long since been sated and going without is significantly easier.
Mares will always be superior because they're a romantic fantasy like most of us were conditioned to believe was reality since childhood only to be disillusioned by actual modern women and their true nature.
Tl;dr: I've have had sexual+romantic relationships and I'd genuinely rather think about mares before ever bothering with any real woman. The thought of cuddling a mare is superior to fucking some lame bitch.
Don't beat yourselves up, virgins. You're really not missing out on anything that great.
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It took me ten years to find the answer to something I forgot in two seconds
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No.4598
OneShot was disappointing
I was told it is "like undertale" and got my hopes up too high
The game's ARG shit was really fun
But the writing was a bit too on the nose and spelled-out
I'd still rate it a positive on steam and happily get OneShot 2: Shoot One Harder if it came out.
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How do I talk to my retarded cringe friend who constantly talks in edgelord wannabe speak, babbling about inner darkness and his struggles against his dark half interspersed with TFS references and normie media/nigger rapper quotes?
How do I help him get over this?
Is there some magic video that makes him stop trying to sound like a japanese cartoon character nobody over the age of twelve would like?

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