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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63389
>>63380
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63390
*hugs birdies*
Anonymous
KWJ90
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No.63391
63392 63393
*shakes head* im lenos spike and slabs father
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63392
63395
>>63391
"You have kids too?"

Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63393
63395 63396
>>63391
8D "So they're "your fault"? I heard alot about you from Kiynen! I,... didn't realize u'd be so smol tho," she measures their height difference.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63394
63396 63398
Thez blushes again, "Addy, consider your words."
A>"What? Its what Kiynen always said! First there was 'this guy' who was a little bastard but strangely charming, and they had lots of fun and played "played" and then those eggs popped out and it was all his fault."
Thez facepalms.
Anonymous
KWJ90
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No.63395
>>63393 thanks to a cult curse that made me this small.
>>63392
Yes i have kids apparently......and they are quite the dapper young dragons if i do say so myself
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63396
63397
>>63394
>>63393
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63397
63399 63400
>>63396
As I continue to illustrate Addy's disposition and personality, keep in mind (meta) she has a 5 wisdom
Anonymous
KWJ90
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No.63398
>>63394
Heh ya played is a good ...... term. So are my kids friends of yours?
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63399
63403
>>63397
oof
"So, when are we leaving?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63400
63401
>>63397
is her int higher than mine?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63401
63414
>>63400
yes
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63402
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63403
63404 63409 63414
>>63399
"I'll be ready in just a moment," Thez replies. She walks over to Addy. "Addy, this is going to be very dangerous. I want you to keep this with you," she says, holding out her size-appropriate quarterstaff she's only 4'4" tall.
Excited by the idea, but unsure what this all means, Addy reluctantly takes it. "But this is,... o, okay."
T>"Stay behind me at all times, got it?"
A> Nods, nervously but affirmatively.
Thez then looks at the rest of the party. "Well, I guess this is it? Does anyone have any last minute preparations or considerations?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63404
63405
>>63403
"Yeah, where will Sam and Bunny be perching when we're infiltrating the grove? They're not exactly easy to hide."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63405
63406
>>63404
"Why would we leave them behind? They have a stake in this too. Do you think they just shrugged and went about their business when you left?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63406
63407
>>63405
*Hugs birds protectively*
"Y-you don't expect them to be on the battlefield, do you?!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63407
63408 63410 63411
>>63406
"Directly, no. But they can get us there quickly and with relative discretion, assuming they fly within the cloud-bank. And, do you really think they're just gonna let you walk out of here?"
As she says this, Bunny starts bonking Tracy on the head with her beak. (not painfully)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63408
>>63407
You misunderstand. Tracy was asking where she would park her birds, so that they wouldn't draw attention at the grove.
They're gargantuan.
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63409
>>63403
Both Snek and Torc inspect their guns.
"Nope we're ready"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63410
>>63407
*Hugs birdie*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63411
>>63407
*Hugs birdie*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63412
63413
Fug it. They'll find some mountain to land behind.
Let's get to the battlefield already.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63413
>>63412
*Grooms birds for take off*
*Generously oils knives*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63414
>>63401
>>63403
*hugs addy and thez*
"Me ready."
Anonymous
KWJ90
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No.63415
*shrugs shoulders* im ready when you are. I need to kill something in the worst way
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63416
I should take a moment to specify. While several of the party members have empathic links which allow them to communicate over distance and detect the direction to the other party, Thez and Infernius are not exclusive to this phenomena. I point this out because, while there is no potential for communication, or for that "direction sense" of the other's location, both Thez and Infernius can sense Addy's proximity through the same link.
I wanted to iterate that before progressing, because its probably going to come into play.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63417
63419 63421 63424
As far as preparations are concerned, the currently available fliers are Sammy, Bunny, and Fae. Obviously the first two have the highest carrying capacity, and other characters can individually do flying shit, but does anyone have a preference/idea who rides who?
A>"I want Bunbun!"
T>"I'm with Her" deliberate shitpost
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63419
63428
>>63417
Trumpaladin rides Fae
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63420
Torc casts fly on Snek and climbs on his back
"It's not the airship, but you'll do buddy"
>"NO SHANTIES"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63421
>>63417
Tracy gets on Sams back.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63422
63425
And Infernius has Utachit.
So, we're all ready?
Alright. Let's get messy.
Anonymous
KWJ90
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No.63423
*turns back into dragon form* i got my own wings thank you very much
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63424
>>63417
"Uatchit."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63425
>>63422
Thez gets a wistful look when he says that.
"Yeah, lets."

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63426
*flies off*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63427
63431
Okay, so it's Lenos (in dragon, w/ no riders), Kiynen (with both babbies), Bunny (with Thez and Addy), Sammy (with Tracy), Snek with Torcuil, Uatchit with Infernius,... Stix?
Anonymous
j9pwi
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No.63428
63431
>>63419
Stix hops on Fae with Trump
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63430
>>63429
Kek
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63431
>>63428
yay!

>>63427
Flies off, with "Rock You Like A Hurricane" playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63432
63434
"OHHHHHHH What shall we do with the drunken sai-"
>"I'm about to drop him"
"Alright fine, just have your gun ready, and here. Have some armor"
Torc casts mage armor on himself, which also affects Snek.
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63434
63435
>>63432
And for one last extra buff.
Torc grabs his staff of abjuration and casts shield.
To help GM: Both Torc and Snek now have ACs of 32, and Torc has the following spells remaining:
0:6
1:5
2:6
3:5
4:6
5:6
6:6
7:6
8:4
I'm ready
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63435
63436 63437 63438
https://youtu.be/jLnL63cXmD8
Couldn't find a better version. But it does help. With a minor cantrip from Thez, Addy starts to sing the Ahhhhh part.
>>63434
I'm so not keeping track. I trust you will tho.

And I say that, having pulled 'available spells' shenanigens in the past
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63436
>>63435
I'll keep track.
>Rulefags myself
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63437
63438
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>>63435
>Halo
Some excellent taste in music
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63438
>>63435
>>63437
Yea
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63439
I tried to find a female cover for consistency, but all I get is Beyonce shit
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63440
63441
*loads crossbow with 5 screaming bolts*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63441
63442 63443
>>63440
Thez calls out "You still got those javelins of lightning?" over the increasing wind and disturbance, as they take flight out of the city, to the enraged sound of the Slaadi.