>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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*shakes head* im lenos spike and slabs father
>>633918D "So they're "
your fault"? I heard
alot about you from Kiynen! I,... didn't realize u'd be so smol tho," she measures their height difference.
Thez blushes again, "Addy, consider your words."
A>"What? Its what Kiynen always said! First there was 'this guy' who was a little bastard but strangely charming, and they had lots of fun and played "played" and then those eggs popped out and it was all his fault."
Thez facepalms.
>>63393 thanks to a cult curse that made me this small.
>>63392Yes i have kids apparently......and they are quite the dapper young dragons if i do say so myself
>>63394>>63393"Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
>>63394Heh ya played is a good ...... term. So are my kids friends of yours?
>>63397oof"So, when are we leaving?"
>>63399"I'll be ready in just a moment," Thez replies. She walks over to Addy. "Addy, this is going to be very dangerous. I want you to keep this with you," she says, holding out her size-appropriate quarterstaff
she's only 4'4" tall.
Excited by the idea, but unsure what this all means, Addy reluctantly takes it. "But this is,... o, okay."
T>"Stay behind me at all times, got it?"
A> Nods, nervously but affirmatively.
Thez then looks at the rest of the party. "Well, I guess this is it? Does anyone have any last minute preparations or considerations?"
>>63403"Yeah, where will Sam and Bunny be perching when we're infiltrating the grove? They're not exactly easy to hide."
>>63404"Why would we leave them behind? They have a stake in this too. Do you think they just shrugged and went about their business when you left?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63405*Hugs birds protectively*
"Y-you don't expect them to be on the battlefield, do you?!"
>>63406"Directly, no. But they can get us there quickly and with relative discretion, assuming they fly within the cloud-bank. And, do you really think
they're just gonna let you walk out of here?"
As she says this, Bunny starts bonking Tracy on the head with her beak. (not painfully)
>>63407You misunderstand. Tracy was asking where she would park her birds, so that they wouldn't draw attention at the grove.
They're gargantuan.
>>63403Both Snek and Torc inspect their guns.
"Nope we're ready"
Fug it. They'll find some mountain to land behind.
Let's get to the battlefield already.
>>63412*Grooms birds for take off*
*Generously oils knives*
*shrugs shoulders* im ready when you are. I need to kill something in the worst way
I should take a moment to specify. While several of the party members have empathic links which allow them to communicate over distance and detect the direction to the other party, Thez and Infernius are not exclusive to this phenomena. I point this out because, while there is no potential for communication, or for that "direction sense" of the other's location, both Thez and Infernius can sense Addy's proximity through the same link.
I wanted to iterate that before progressing, because its probably going to come into play.
As far as preparations are concerned, the currently available fliers are Sammy, Bunny, and Fae. Obviously the first two have the highest carrying capacity, and other characters can individually do flying shit, but does anyone have a preference/idea who rides who?
A>"I want Bunbun!"
T>"I'm with Her" deliberate shitpost
Torc casts fly on Snek and climbs on his back
"It's not the airship, but you'll do buddy"
>"NO SHANTIES"
And Infernius has Utachit.
So, we're all ready?
Alright. Let's get messy.
*turns back into dragon form* i got my own wings thank you very much
>>63422Thez gets a wistful look when he says that.
"Yeah, lets."
Okay, so it's Lenos (in dragon, w/ no riders), Kiynen (with both babbies), Bunny (with Thez and Addy), Sammy (with Tracy), Snek with Torcuil, Uatchit with Infernius,... Stix?
>>63419Stix hops on Fae with Trump
"OHHHHHHH What shall we do with the drunken sai-"
>"I'm about to drop him"
"Alright fine, just have your gun ready, and here. Have some armor"
Torc casts mage armor on himself, which also affects Snek.
>>63432And for one last extra buff.
Torc grabs his staff of abjuration and casts shield.
To help GM: Both Torc and Snek now have ACs of 32, and Torc has the following spells remaining:
0:6
1:5
2:6
3:5
4:6
5:6
6:6
7:6
8:4
I'm ready
https://youtu.be/jLnL63cXmD8Couldn't find a better version. But it does help. With a minor cantrip from Thez, Addy starts to sing the Ahhhhh part.
>>63434I'm so not keeping track. I trust you will tho.
And I say that, having pulled 'available spells' shenanigens in the past
>>63435>HaloSome excellent taste in music
I tried to find a female cover for consistency, but all I get is Beyonce shit
*loads crossbow with 5 screaming bolts*
>>63440Thez calls out "You still got those javelins of lightning?" over the increasing wind and disturbance, as they take flight out of the city, to the enraged sound of the Slaadi.