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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64033
64034 64058
>>64032
Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food. Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64034
64035
>>64033
After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64035
64036 64037
>>64034
"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64036
64037
>>64035
"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64037
64038
>>64035
"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036
"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64038
64040
>>64037
Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64039
64041 64042
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64040
64041
>>64038
"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64041
64042 64048
>>64039
Tracy follows suit
>>64040
*slices dick off with Dark*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64042
>>64039
>>64041
*follows*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64043
64044 64049
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64044
64045
>>64043
Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64045
64046
>>64044
And raped, good to be thorough
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64046
64047
>>64045
*pulls out his teeth*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64047
64048
>>64046
*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64048
64050 64052
>>64041
"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047
*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64049
>>64043
"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64050
64051
>>64048
"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64051
>>64050
"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64052
64053
>>64048
"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64053
64054
>>64052
"Butcher's choice."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64054
>>64053
"So be it."
>insert anime slashing sound effects here
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64055
64056
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64056
64057 64059 64060
>>64055
After several minutes, the tentacles shrivel up and dissipate.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64057
>>64056
I put alfantises head and jaw in the bag and cast repose on his head.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64058
>>64033
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64059
64061
>>64056
Trumpaladin proceeds up the staircasee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64060
>>64056
Tracy continues forward.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64061
64062
>>64059
Infernuis follows behind trumpadin.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64062
64063
>>64061
Infernuis turns around a goes and checks the pizza shop.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64063
64065
>>64062
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
JD8Vj
?
No.64065
64066
[1d20 = 8]
>>64063
Perception
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64066
64067 64069
>>64065
If i didn't find any tning i go to the next room.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64067
64072
>>64066
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64068
64071
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64069
64072
>>64066
Tracy walks right behind Infernius.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64071
>>64068
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64072
64073 64074 64077
>>64069
"Tracy act like anomatronic and try to get kids out of here."
>>64067
*Infernuis puts on a funny voice*
"hey there customers we have a special deal in the main room here 3 pizza for everyone come pick your 3 out"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64073
>>64072
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64074
>>64072
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64075
64076 64078 64079 64084
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64076
>>64075
Shit
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64077
Well, that was dumb...
>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64078
64084
>>64075
*follows the ones out in a robotic fashion*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64079
64080
>>64075
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells

"REGINA! Are you there?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64080
64081
>>64079
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64081
64083
>>64080
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
tNcz9
?
No.64082
64092 64099
[17d6 = 57]
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.

Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64083
64085 64086
>>64081
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64084
64089 64092
>>64075
>>64078
I cast inflict critical wounds mass on all the adults that left out of the room
zLtXr
?
No.64085
[1d20 = 4]
>>64083
"No. You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"

Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
T1/jE
?
No.64086
64087
[4d20 = 39]
>>64083
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64087
64088 64090
>>64086
YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM

And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64088
>>64087
She's right at the door between the rooms.
JD8Vj
?
No.64089
[4d8+17 = 32]
>>64084

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64090
64091 64092
>>64087
Her sword is a sword of Speed.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64091
64094
>>64090
What are you talking about?
l8rQ6
?
No.64092
64096
>>64082
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
l8rQ6
?
No.64093
[3d8+15 = 26]

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64094
64096
>>64091
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64095
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64096
64097 64099
>>64094
>>64092
When was this stated?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64097
64098
>>64096
A long time ago.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64098
64100
>>64097
Post
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64099
64102 64103
>>64096
Since before Mlpol desu
>>64082
I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64100
>>64098
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64102
>>64099
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64103
64104
>>64099
Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64104
64105
>>64103
Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64105
64106 64108 64110
>>64104
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64106
64107
>>64105
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64107
>>64106
*small herd of children
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64108
64109
>>64105
*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
*detect magic*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64109
64111 64112
>>64108
"D-do we..?" Tracy chokes out
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64110
>>64105
"Uh, does anyone want to pet the giant snake?"
>"You are not volunteering me for this"
Torc quickly hisses "we need to calm them down"
>"Fine"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64111
64112
>>64109
"The tunnels"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64112
64113 64114
>>64109
"Aside from the ruins?" Thez asks rhetorically. >>64111
"He's right. We can keep them inside from now, but we must be on our way if we're to really help them."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64113
>>64112
"Me ready when you are"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64114
64115 64116
>>64112
".. I.. I guess we should.." Tracy says, slowly stepping through the herd of kids, stopping every now and then to look one in the eye apologetically
"N-no time to lose.. I guess.."
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64115
64116
>>64114
"Uh, so how should we do this?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64116
64117
>>64114
After wading through the crowd a bit more slowly than appropriate, Tracy faces off towards the unexplored tunnel, a determined look on her face.
"Well, here goes nothing." she says, as she marches forward
>>64115
"First we need to get inside the tower."

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64117
64118
>>64116
"We'll follow you guys."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64118
64119
>>64117
"Get your memes or whatever you call them ready. I doubt the welcoming committee will be great.." Tracy says, as she trots off down the dark corridor
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64119
>>64118
Torc jumps on Snek's back.
"Hyah"
>"I'll bite you"
"Just follow the stabby hoers"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64120
64121 64122
Dabs on all u bitches
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64121
>>64120
BOI

(don\'t get knocked out in front of all these people. it would be a shame for you if you were to get knocked out, especially in front of all these people)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64122
>>64120
*is dabbed on*

Tracy goes ahead of the group, searching the path above.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64123
64126 64127
So for simplicity's sake, we're back at the top/bottom fork in the road, and Tracy is taking the lead. A very bruised, bloodied, and raped James Alefantis is still stuffed in Infernius' bag, but otherwise their 'extra-curricular activities are concluded.
Anonymous
oluJd
?
No.64124
64125
*lenos and kenyin take up positions at the back of the group to make sure nothing attacks from behind*
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64125
>>64124
The Snek Tank A mage on a Snek takes the middle position watching for foes to shoot/beam/curse/send to a different plane
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64126
64128
>>64123
What does Tracy see at the end of the tunnel?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.64127
64129
>>64123
Trumpaladin does the same except he left long before Tracy, so he is ahead of Tracy
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64128
>>64126
Beyond the Y split, the upper path angle toward what is unmistakably the tower,... except there are no lights on within
T1/jE
?
No.64129
64130
[1d20+25 = 30]
>>64127
>no lights
Tracy, despite the lack of activity, proceeds carefully, knowing that the enemy can more-than-likely see in the dark.
Holding her hoof out to pause the parade for a moment, she proceeds ahead in stealth.
"I'll tell you when the coast is clear." she says
Rolling to Move Silently towards the tower's entrance.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64130
>>64129
.. Is she able to see anything as she proceeds closer?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64131
Uh, GM had to step out for a moment.
But I have a message to relay:
Enchaîner
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64133
*pets poor, abused kids*
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64142
1513283010991.gif
[sad poner noises]
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.64144
64146
>>>/test/
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64146
>>64144
*happy Minotuar noises*