>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
Tracy has to pick a pocket or two
[1d20+25 = 27]>>63088*Picks Torc's pocket*
Torc: Sulking intensifies
>>63093Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
>>63095She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
>>63095*Walks up to Infernius*
"Go hug her, now."
>>63095Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
[1d20 = 19]>>63098*Kicks him in the foot*
"Hugz. Nao!"
>>63100*walks out of tunnels*
"Me find him myself then."
>>63101"Wait" Thez implores
>>63101Tracy appears visibly frustrated
"Reeeeeeee!"
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
>>63104“You feeling ok, meme magician?”
>>63102"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
>>63105"No, not really. But we'll get back to that."
[1d20 = 14]>>63107Reeeeeeeeeeeee! Hug the girl first!
*Trips*
>>63107She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
>>63107"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
[1d20 = 14]>>63109*kicks horse in face*
>>63110"Me might not make it back, thez me love you."
>>63112Tracy appears personally fixatd on this particular issue
"Reeeeeeee!"
>>63114*Places hand on Pony to try to calm her*
"This is hard on him pony"
[1d20+36 = 56]>>63113Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand
>>63113"You're... not... going...
anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
>>63113Y U no find gril 2 hug?!
>>63116Yeah he real isn't leaving now.
>>63113*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
>>63116Snap, there's an undeniable oversized-hand that's pretty compulsive
>>63121You're not getting away that easily.
>>63120Isn't it?
>>63121You aren't leaving
>>63122Torc's faggot does a small bow
>>63116"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
>>63121<whoooof>"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
>>63125"Fuck all of you!"
>>63127>>63125Torc strolls up to Infernius
"You aren't strolling to your death before you meet your daughter. Now go fucking talk to her before I adopt her for myself"
>>63126"Let me flay him!"
>>63130"... I will. At least, I hope to. But for right now, Soros is the least of your concerns."
>>63130Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
>>63131"Reeeeeeeeeeee"
*thrashes in gay fucking hand*
>>63133Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
>>63136"Fuck you nigger, no one cares."
>>63137"The only nigger I'm seeing here is you"
>>63136>>63134"Let him be.... It's not easy missing your daughter's first 14 years of life"
>>63138*spits*
"I bet soros rapes those horses"
"Are you really...?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
>>63142Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
>>63145"You dont understand, me can fix this."
[1d20+20 = 36]That's it
>>63144Grab pony
>>63146>>63147"You're gonna need help"
>>63148*Humps leg again*
"Reeee! Hug!"
>>63148"No. You all might get killed, and me guess no more enteron."
>>63149"ShhhShhh... It's okay pony. Let them work in out"
HUGS PONY
>>63150"I don't think you understand. Fuck George Soros. Seriously, Fuck that guy!"
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
>>63151"Me understand, you all staying here."
>>63150"I'm not staying put until I can help Felicia"
>>63150"
We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
>>63153"I don't think you can do it alone. Let us get a stab at that fucker"
>>63154"Do you think she's not my responsibility as well?"
>>63154"Me will remove all your limbs except head if you make me."
Stix looks on at the chaos in confusion
>>63156"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
>>63159"
WE" Thez says with emphasis that suggests that she'll not stand for argument. And she's levelled since Infernius last saw her,... not that she couldn't 'assert' herself previous.
>>63157"I can fix that, if its a pissing contest,...."
>>63162"Reeeeeeeee why are you all against me."
>>63160"Well.... You didn't slash her"
>>63158"Me and you both"
>>63163"What are you proposing? It sounds like you want to go off on a death-mission."
>>63166"Better me than you addy and the rest."
>>63167"Listen, I'm about to kick you in the mixxed nuts so hard they become ovaries."
[1d20 = 13]>>63169*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
>>63170"Me will rip out your fucking foal cunt!"
>>63167"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off.
Like last time,...."
>>63172"It's okay Infernius. This situation is stressful for all of us"
>>63172*Wraps lasso around immoble bull and pulls him towards Addy*
>>63175"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
>>63176"Beat me if you like, me a terrible dad. Me deserve to be killed by soros..."
>>63176Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,...."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.
>>63180"This wasn't,..."
"YOU don't get to decide anymore!"
>>63180"You met Sechs Verseiben?"
*sits on Brad, because reasons*
>>63180"Adeline! Dont raise your voice to your mother!"
>>63183reeeeees, because reasonsYou're still being held, pony!
>>63180"There were other Unicorns?"
>>63185Hold her butt then. There's a lot to hold onto.
>>63182"No, I met Seiben, his son. And he was great. He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T," she says with a wave. Now when I say a wave, I don't mean anything lasting. What I do mean however, is that she (Addy) has a certain force of presence, where she can 'wave' her emotional state into the immediate surroundings. At the moment she's sad and hurt, because all she's ever known is ignominy, for reasons beyond her control or ability to mitigate.
>>63184"Who are YOU to tell me what to do!?"
"DD, please, it's,...."
>>63187"Who am me? Me am Infernuis "mother fucking" Preston, me am the one who you are angry at. Beat me it will make you feel better."
>>63187"I just met you though"
>>63187"Me am the deadbeat that never got to see you grow up. Me am the loser who wasnt here to protect you and you mother."
>>63187>He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'TTorc grimaces at the words
"Heh, first I found out the poor unicorn I brought here is pretty much being killed everyday and I get spat on and insulted by father and daughter..."
Torc stops the spell and walks away again
>"Damnit you emotional little bitch"
>>63192Torc begins to point his gun, but stops and lowers it
"Forget it, I'm gonna go see what I can do"
He trys making his way to a watch tower or the likes
>>63193"You see this?! This is the only one of you who isn't a pussy!"
"ADDY!"
"No! I've lived by your rules, I've hid from everything. To what end?! Where am I to go from this except to
die?!?"
And to this, Thez has NO response. All that can be heard from her is choked breath and astonished silence.
>>63195*breaks grapple*
*bends addy over knee*
*spanks*
"You will listen to your mother!"
"Like,... like all my friends,"
>>63195Wait, did she just say Torc is the only one who
isn't a pussy?
>>63195Trumpaladin interjects, though perhaps with not enough force to overcome what is going on in front of him
"How do I get back"
>>63195"Oh stop it, he just wants to leave the room to get away from drama. Now all of you hush. I need to get back to the past. I mean, we need to get back to the past"
[1d3 = 3][1d20 = 15]>>63200As he says this they hear a ray sound
"Hey shit this feels good"
Torc casts Ray of frost on one of the lizard people outside the walls
Stix, still confused, lays down in the other room and waits for the group to settle down. Seeing that this could be a lengthy wait, Stix takes a rest.
>>63203"So,... so does she." Thez says, and Infernius can see that just saying this, admitting it, literally crushes her. "She didn't,... doesn't deserve this world."
*changes into dragon form and roars at inferniosj Ive had enough no apprentice of mine is going off half cocked. You think your a terrible father. Out of 5 kids only 2 of mine are still alive and i wasnt around to protect them.
>>63205Wakes up with a start at the sound of the roar
Let's go of the pony, and moves back in the room closer to the door, with Pony 2
o_O
Lenos hits the button. In an extra-ordinate display of grandiose dragon-ocity he grows to immense size, embracing his full dragon nature.
His tumultuous dragon-breath beats down on Infernius. (not the napalm dragon-breath)
[15d6 = 46]
"EAT SHIT LIZARDS"
Torc casts freezing sphere at a large group of the reptiles.
It's his form of stress relief
>>63204*flys towards court city*
>>63208Oh even better
*jumps inside lenos mouth*
Trumpaladin goes for a walk
*spits out foul tasting bull*
You sorry excuse for a bull. I have half a mind to let my children practice their breath attacks on your worthless hide. But that would be a waste of the time i spent training you. And i wont deprive your daughter her father or my friend her mate (pathetic as he is at this moment). Instead ill do this for now
*casts forcecage*
>>63213"She doesn't care."
>>63214Who said that?
Also he's in a magical force-prison. Remember that time Lenos and Thez fought (might've been early for Infernius) yeah that one.
>>63216You have a 20 by 20 cubeto move around in
>>63217*casts fire storm*
>>63216Yes, though Infernius is limited to a 20x20' space.
>>63218*lifts spiked eye ridge*
Really? A weak imitation of the spell i cast over myself all the time. You really think thats going to affect me?
>>63220>>63218I did allude to this,... directly,... not long ago
And Infernius was there for it
>>63221I remember reading that post
>>63224With the post, I was referring to Infernius casting Fire Storm and everyone crouching, versus Lenos casting it and Thez saying (at the time) GTFO to her sole charge.
As far as ethereal jaunt
>>63222Is it a walled cage, and/or are there windows?
>>63225>still confused Sole charge?
>>63225"Um.... excuse me. You said something earlier about undesirables, or whatever you called them, that you think might be responsible for sending us through time?"
>>63225Its the cage of bars the bars are .5 inches thick with .5 inches in between
>>63226Look at post 62717 i believe on the previous thread
>>63225Its not a windowless room. But unless he can become less then .5 inches thick he cant get out using etheral jaunt
>>63226Understand, the party is a new thing to Thez. For ~ 15 years there's been nothing but Addy. I understand there are misconceptions on Infernius' end, but Thez' side it very dark and resentful, with cause.
>>63230He knows that makes it worse.
>>63231I don't think he does. Maybe
I'm missing something, but I have a real hard time identifying with is position. Having not been responsible for his own absence, I have a hard time buying his shame and regret. I have a hard time seeing him resentful and angry - aside from outrage - at the situation he finds himself in. To be honest, I expected Infernius to be the
last character ready to throw salt.
I could be wrong though.
>>63232Are you fucking serous m8?
He sees how much they've suffered by addys comments and thezs demeanour.
>"There's always a way."
A>"Shouldn't you guys take this on board? I'd guess ur gonna talk about stuff that the other characters would wanna know."
"Not always, me learned that hard way."
>>63233If that's your concern, you're misunderstanding. As the world stands, Thez (and hers, by proxy) are living on borrowed time, and when that time runs out,....
>>63236Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this,
running away isn't the way to do it. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
>>63235"How do we kill him?"
>>63238"Him? I assume you mean Soros? Now? You want to face him now? Foolishness."
>>63240"
How do we get back?"
>>63241Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
>>63241>>63240"Can we even get back?"
>>63242"You were a princess, right? I recall you battled Soros in the Abyss or something"
>>63243"I don't know, but I have to get back. What I saw in the stadium........ It must be undone"
>>63242*struggles against cage to get to thez*
>>63244"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,... am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.
>>63245She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
>>63246"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?
I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
>>63246"Me am her for you and addy now."
"Let me out."
>>63247"No,... she's dead. While Soros has been making plans for this world, the Bogdanoffs have been waging their own war. The house of Thez is destroyed, just like the rest of this world."
>>63248"Your word?"
>>63246"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
>>63249"The house of.... It's destroyed? What
hasn't been destroyed?"
>>63206"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
>>63251"Zion."
>>63252Stern face, but she looks at Lenos and (with gesture) asks him to lift the cage.
>>63254"So Zion sent us through time. Tell me, where can we find them?"
>>63254*embraces thez with consent or not and strokes hair and kisses*
>>63256Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
"I let you go for one mission, and you disappear for over a dozen years."
>>63258"Me didnt choose to go, me didnt have a choice."
"And i guess that makes me a pussy."
>>63259"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
>>63260"Always trust for me to come back to you."
>>63261"Try not to take so long next time."
A>"Wait,... are you,...
my,..." she can't even say it.
>>63262"Yes, im your father.
"It was a few minutes for me."
>>63263Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
>>63264"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
>>63264ALRIGHT
>sobWho is chopping
>sobOnions in here?
>tfw ran out of alp paintings
Alright, alright, that's enough of that sappy-ass shit! So there we have it. Addy is fully introduced, Infernius isn't running off and getting himself killed,... again,... and Thez has a plan to get back to Hell, where the exopolitics might offer a solution to this whole "Samurai Jack" story-arc.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
>>63270Snek and Torc will enjoy that
>>63270>Is ready to unleash a Righteous furyBy the way, Thez didn't answer questions about who may have caused the time portal
Torc returns to the party in a bit of a better mood than before
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
*having dismissed thw force cage lenos reverts back to his brownie form and proceeds to drink more ale*
so were going to hell then?
>>63274Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
>>63273"Wull killing lizards get us home?"
>>63274"Gibe ale"
>>63276>>63273"I have to agree with Infernius. We need to get back"
>>63276"No but it could help"
>"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit""You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot"
>"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you""Huh"
>>63277"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,... well just what you might expect.
>>63279"Uh who has tower now?"
>>63279"Where is the Tower?"
>>63279Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
>>63280>>63281>>63282"Yeah,... uhm,... about that. I uh,... don't exactly know. Soros found some way to activate it, and I don't know where he took it." ~_~
>>63283"We better find it then"
>>63283"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
... I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own.."
>tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch
>>63284"So,... anyone have any ideas about how we go about it?"
>>63286"Try the court city?
>>63286"What is 'Dubai,' on that map? And you say that you knew what happened to Slovenia and the like? That you knew where they went? Well, if you know where Soros keeps his tailor, I wouldn't be surprised that if the Tower is nearby"
>>63287"The city no longer houses the Court, there's no need for it anymore."
>>63288"I've never been to Dubai, but Slovenia and Felicia were taken to Bohemian Grove, so that might be a good place to start looking."
>>63286Tracy begins flipping through the wanted posters she took.
"...Has anyone else we knew managed to survive?" She asks grimly
>>63290"I don't know of any, and if somehow there are some then they're either slaves or worse at this point." ~_~
>>63291I assume none of the posters are relevant?
"Bohemian grove sounds like a good place to start..
Wait, if the Imperial city no longer houses the court, does it even still exist?"
>>63289"Bohemian Grove it is then, the best place to start"
>>63292"I suppose that's a good point. Soros could have easily gotten rid of them too. I have no way of knowing."
>>63294"Have you seen many undead?"
>>63293"Lets go burn it down!"
>>63295"Aside from the mass in Durpistan, no," she chuckles for a moment. "They sent that after us months ago, thought
that would flush us out," she smiles with a sigh. "Some of them were from Sparintenar. It wasn't until after I put some of them down that I realized we could bolster the city defenses by coralling them."
"Those scaly creatures, down below, where did they come from? Are they demons too?" Tracy asks, knowing nothing about the world
"Are there any other factions working with Soros?"
>>63296"Burning it down just increases the chance that we will all be killed before we get back. We need to be discrete. We need to find a way back"
>>63297"Well... My best guess is that the Court existed recently at least.
I entirely understand why Kefka and The Lady wanted them gone"
>>63299"It was Kefka's court; he could've destroyed them whenever he wanted. Why would he want them gone?"
>>63299"Yea you probably right."
>>63298"Those are the Slaadi. They live underground ordinarily, but they have been contracted by Soros to do his bidding. Rigidly hierarchical, the Grey ones are the ones you have to worry about, though don't get surrounded by the Blue ones either. Anyway, he uses them as an expendable army, without risking any of his abyssal forces. Pawns essentially, except don't tell
them that."
>>63300"I'm not sure that their relationship is that great. In Kefka's case, the combined court could have presented a significant threat to him, and without the Tarrasque he wouldn't have as much leverage. The Court existed before Kefka,... betrayed us,... so who knows what their motivations and networks consist of."
>>63300"My best guess is that he couldn't destroy them whenever he wanted, or that he needed to do it discretely. Why would he want them gone? He didn't trust them. I bet he figured they had their own agenda. And considering they worked with Zion to kill him, it looks like he was right"
>>63302"Betrayed us?"
\r
>>63304"I thought I mentioned that years ago. Yeah, Kefka was a player too. He's the reason I went to the outer planes in the first place."
>>63306"Wait,
what? I haven't heard any of this! I also haven't even been here a year..."
>>63305"Zion is an empire that came in from the north. They came in as merchants first, but took over slowly, and summoned Soros from the outer planes"
>>63307"We crush them when we get back."
>>63308"Yes. We crush them. Flay them. Everyone of them."
>wants to kill something
"You're right about that."
"Those salami things. If they're already here, does that mean they've relayed our location to the abyssals?"
>>63312"And if so, does that mean Soros's hoard could arrive sooner or later, if they've seen any of us?"
>>63312"Undoubtably, but I doubt they realize the significance of your arrival."
>>63313"Potentially, yes."
I forget, did Brad ever declare who he was in that fight with the groundskeeper, or did he keep his identity obscured (chicken disguise).
>>63314"When we go get thing back?"
So where exactly are we?
Getting ready to leave for the grove?
>>63315I don't think he identified himself, other than as a man of Football. That alone could lead to a conclusion, except he also did a good job of cutting the Gay into pieces and dissolving the body in Holy Ade. I'd say he's fine.
>>63316Thez shrugs, "Whenever we're ready. Bohemian Grove lies in the forest beyond where Kiynen's swamp is,... was perhaps,...."
>>63317Yes
>>63318"I'm ready if need be." Tracy says, stretching
"Question is, who's going to stay behind?"
>>63321*Looks briefly at Addy, Spike, and [insert name here]*
"Well, I don't mean to leave anyone behind, but there are children here.. If those salamis get wise to the situation, they'll have to relocate anyway, but is it right to just take them into uncharted enemy territory..." Tracy says, with a look that expresses that she's not so sure of her proposition
"Shouldn't someone stay here in case the hoard breaks the barrier? Unless you have a plan for where to make camp outside the grove."
pardon my autism. I'm sick as hell and not thinking straight....
>>63320"I'm going, at Lea to help Felicia"
>>63322"I mean you do have point but couldn't kiyen protect them?"
I assumed Kiynen was going to stay with her chicks. Wasn't sure about anyone else though.
>>63325Lenos can stay I guess
>>63322Tremendous stomping can be heard from over the side of the building, crowing closer. Finally, Kiynen swings her massive head over the side of the building (she's crawling up it).
"We're not staying here. If this works, this nightmare scenario can be avoided," she 'quietly' roars.
>>63323"You think about it wrong meme boy, if we get back we can help felica by not letting her get captured."
>>63327Tracy nods with hesitant conviction
>>63327"Oh hey lenos girl."
>>63328"I agree with I'nis and Kiynen. As much as I hate to leave Felicia and Slovenia - as well as others - to their fate, as well as risking the children, its our best hope."
>>63327"Haven't seen you in a while"
>>63330Thez dabs on Infernius
>>63331>>63328"But if we change the past.. what'll happen to all of you in the present..?"
>>63331"We've got to get back"
>>63335"I... I don't know that either. But we can't leave things as they are."
>>63331Torc grimaces a little bit before Snek slaps him with his tail
>"Pull yourself together, you can make sure it doesn't happen.""Alright, fine. So where do we start?"
>>63335"Will you all just disappear?" Tracy presses, looking rather confused about the whole situation
>>63339"They were conceived before the time divergence. A different version of them would exist probably, after 15 years"
>>63339"That's one possibility. Another is that this world will continue on, and a new future will be forged for the past timeline, like a parallel dimension. Those who venture to wield such magics are not often available for comment in the aftermath."
>>63340"Uhm,... that's actually
not true,...."
>>63340"What about this version though?"
>>63342"This universe cannot be allowed to continue to exist"
>>63341>>63334"There be happy version but we be with them so we age 15 years too."
>>63341*visible confusion*
>>63343"What about everyone in it though? What would happen to them?"
>>63334"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*dabs back*
>>63345"Replaced by something better"
>>63343"I agree."
>>63344>>63347"If everything works out, that's the idea/plan."
this is why time travel stories piss me off sometimes.
Tracy still looking confused, busies herself with sharpening her already-sharp knives.
>>63349"I'll have to prepare some things. Please excuse me for a bit. Addy, stay with your father."
A>"'Kay!"
>>63350"Tell me about yourself adoplha."
I g2g for about half an hour
>>63351Her eyes widen to the size of dinner-plates. 8D
"Weeeeeeeelllll,...." and then stops for a moment to think. "Uhm,... no one's really asked me about myself before. Uhm,... I like to climb things, and I'm very sneaky," she says with a slightly mischievous look. "I like to sing, but I'm not
nearly as good as mom,..." she gasps in excitement, but quickly shuts her mouth. My favorite food is Dragon Turtle,... OH! I can cook pretty well too!"
>>63352No worries, I'm about to step out for a bit (like 15 minutes) myself.
>>63353"Wow you seem very talented, wanna sing daddy a song?"
>>63353>"She's my new best friend""what about me?
>"What about you?"
>>63354She giggles a bit. "I wouldn't say I'm talented,... its just that its so
boring around here. Aside from playing with Spike and Slab
I figure that's a good enough name for the other one. I think I came up with one last night, but oh well or Sammy and Bunbun there's really not a whole lot to do."
She leans over to Infernius and whispers to him.
"Why is the skinny guy talking to himself? Does he do that often?" then at normal volume "Hold on, I don't even know any of your names."
>>63357"You asked me earlier"
>>63358"Oh right. Brad, wasn't it?"
>>63356"Oh me sure you can sing just as well as your mom *whispers* maybe even a little bit better, me would be honored to hear song.
>>63357"Uh yeah hes kinda touched in the head, he a pretty good guy though. Me name is Infernuis."
>>63357"Oh, sorry. Slipped my mind. I'm Torcuil, and this is Mr. Snek"
Mr. Snek's hat becomes a top hat and he removes it with a little bow
>>63360"So thaaaaaats what she meant when she said "I'nis is easier."
>>63361She nods to Torcuil, and then returns Snek's bow with a curtsey. "Enchante"
>>633638D She looks to Trump. "CAN I?!"
>>63357>Turns out I didn't actually need to leave but will soon so it might be another half hour"The name's Tracy."
>>63364>>63363A soft hiss-like "reeeing" sound escapes Trumpaladin's mouth
>>63365"Hiya Tracy!" she turns to Stix. "And what's your name?"
>>63366*Firmly grasps leg*
>>63367"His name stick."
>>63364"Hehehe."
>>63368More of the exasperated sound escapes his mouth
>>63371K, Tracy will be dead when you get back.
>waves
>>63373But what if Addy dabs back?
[1d20 = 15]Amidst the conversation, Thez slowly approaches, watching but not wanting to disrupt the scene. As she does so, Addy turns to her and runs up and whispers something in her ear.
>>63373And Thez hits Infernius with a katsuken
And he flies that many feet. No damage tho.
"So uh, I hate to break up you and Infernius' heart touching PDA, but now what?"
>>63375"Betrayed. Oooof
She never even sang."
>>63379"There will be plenty of time for fun and games later. Besides, you're the one who wanted to dab on her,... she doesn't even know what a dab is!"
Tracy gets her stuff ready to go.
>>63381"For shame! You didnt tell her about dabbing"
*mock anger*
>>63381What's wrong with dabbing?
>>63384"The whole point of dabbing is being witnessed doing it." she replies dryly.
*shakes head* im lenos spike and slabs father
>>63391"You have kids too?"
>>633918D "So they're "
your fault"? I heard
alot about you from Kiynen! I,... didn't realize u'd be so smol tho," she measures their height difference.
Thez blushes again, "Addy, consider your words."
A>"What? Its what Kiynen always said! First there was 'this guy' who was a little bastard but strangely charming, and they had lots of fun and played "played" and then those eggs popped out and it was all his fault."
Thez facepalms.
>>63393 thanks to a cult curse that made me this small.
>>63392Yes i have kids apparently......and they are quite the dapper young dragons if i do say so myself
>>63394>>63393"Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
>>63396As I continue to illustrate Addy's disposition and personality, keep in mind (meta) she has a 5 wisdom
>>63394Heh ya played is a good ...... term. So are my kids friends of yours?
>>63397oof"So, when are we leaving?"
>>63397 is her int higher than mine?
>>63399"I'll be ready in just a moment," Thez replies. She walks over to Addy. "Addy, this is going to be very dangerous. I want you to keep this with you," she says, holding out her size-appropriate quarterstaff
she's only 4'4" tall.
Excited by the idea, but unsure what this all means, Addy reluctantly takes it. "But this is,... o, okay."
T>"Stay behind me at all times, got it?"
A> Nods, nervously but affirmatively.
Thez then looks at the rest of the party. "Well, I guess this is it? Does anyone have any last minute preparations or considerations?"
>>63403"Yeah, where will Sam and Bunny be perching when we're infiltrating the grove? They're not exactly easy to hide."
>>63404"Why would we leave them behind? They have a stake in this too. Do you think they just shrugged and went about their business when you left?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63405*Hugs birds protectively*
"Y-you don't expect them to be on the battlefield, do you?!"
>>63406"Directly, no. But they can get us there quickly and with relative discretion, assuming they fly within the cloud-bank. And, do you really think
they're just gonna let you walk out of here?"
As she says this, Bunny starts bonking Tracy on the head with her beak. (not painfully)
>>63407You misunderstand. Tracy was asking where she would park her birds, so that they wouldn't draw attention at the grove.
They're gargantuan.
>>63403Both Snek and Torc inspect their guns.
"Nope we're ready"
Fug it. They'll find some mountain to land behind.
Let's get to the battlefield already.
>>63412*Grooms birds for take off*
*Generously oils knives*
>>63401>>63403*hugs addy and thez*
"Me ready."
*shrugs shoulders* im ready when you are. I need to kill something in the worst way
I should take a moment to specify. While several of the party members have empathic links which allow them to communicate over distance and detect the direction to the other party, Thez and Infernius are not exclusive to this phenomena. I point this out because, while there is no potential for communication, or for that "direction sense" of the other's location, both Thez and Infernius can sense Addy's proximity through the same link.
I wanted to iterate that before progressing, because its probably going to come into play.
As far as preparations are concerned, the currently available fliers are Sammy, Bunny, and Fae. Obviously the first two have the highest carrying capacity, and other characters can individually do flying shit, but does anyone have a preference/idea who rides who?
A>"I want Bunbun!"
T>"I'm with Her" deliberate shitpost
>>63417Trumpaladin rides Fae
Torc casts fly on Snek and climbs on his back
"It's not the airship, but you'll do buddy"
>"NO SHANTIES"
>>63417Tracy gets on Sams back.
And Infernius has Utachit.
So, we're all ready?
Alright. Let's get messy.
*turns back into dragon form* i got my own wings thank you very much
>>63422Thez gets a wistful look when he says that.
"Yeah, lets."
Okay, so it's Lenos (in dragon, w/ no riders), Kiynen (with both babbies), Bunny (with Thez and Addy), Sammy (with Tracy), Snek with Torcuil, Uatchit with Infernius,... Stix?
>>63419Stix hops on Fae with Trump
"OHHHHHHH What shall we do with the drunken sai-"
>"I'm about to drop him"
"Alright fine, just have your gun ready, and here. Have some armor"
Torc casts mage armor on himself, which also affects Snek.
>>63432And for one last extra buff.
Torc grabs his staff of abjuration and casts shield.
To help GM: Both Torc and Snek now have ACs of 32, and Torc has the following spells remaining:
0:6
1:5
2:6
3:5
4:6
5:6
6:6
7:6
8:4
I'm ready
https://youtu.be/jLnL63cXmD8Couldn't find a better version. But it does help. With a minor cantrip from Thez, Addy starts to sing the Ahhhhh part.
>>63434I'm so not keeping track. I trust you will tho.
And I say that, having pulled 'available spells' shenanigens in the past
>>63435I'll keep track.
>Rulefags myself
>>63435>HaloSome excellent taste in music
I tried to find a female cover for consistency, but all I get is Beyonce shit
*loads crossbow with 5 screaming bolts*
>>63440Thez calls out "You still got those javelins of lightning?" over the increasing wind and disturbance, as they take flight out of the city, to the enraged sound of the Slaadi.
>>63441"Umm.. I don't remember restocking.."
*Checks bag*
I thought she used up her last one (there were 3 right?) on the tarrasque, but I also remember Thez getting more before the party went to get Infernius. Are you saying she gave them to Tracy?
Tracy gives The whatever's in the bag.
>>63441*prays*
"Adolf me dont know if you can hearvme but me pray that you bless us on our mission."
(Hitler smiles upon Infernius in his venture to thwart Zion and Globalism)
>>63444I feel like an idiot for requesting that.
I'd appreciate any buffs though.
>>63442There were 4 left when Thez gave Tracy the bag. I don't recall her using them, but I could
easily have overlooked. I don't recall restocking, but again,...
Also, she's not asking for them, but just clarifying.
>>63446I used one against the first demon invasion
One on Korak's ass
And one to finish off the Tarrasque.
Hmm, I guess she still has one.
[1d20 = 13]
Lifting into the lower bank of the constant overcast that has plagued this world for years, the party proceeds along, over the wasted and shrivelled forests toward a large hill that has been stripped of any vegetation. A variety of structures dot the hillside, most notably the crystalline Pyramid-top of the tower, which at some point appears to have been embedded in the top of the hill.
>>63448Um.... the hill where it used to be?
>>63448Could the hill provide cover for the birds to land?
>>63449No, a different hillside, far more to the east and north than the "starting point"
>>63451How did she find it?
[1d20 = 15]
Tracy looks down for any signs of sapient activity.
Rolling spot without modifiers cuz I forgot them
>>63452She, Thez?
"These days, EVERYONE knows where Bohemian Grove is, whether for or against."
>>63454"What's this place like?!" Tracy shouts over the wind
Maps. The first one is a rough sketch of the environment, the second is a shitposty map I made while making the first one.
>>63454"What is the Bohemian Grove?"
>>63456So, four structures in the surrounding area, and a curling spire that leads to the top?
>>63457"Its where (((they))) revel in their domination and exploitation of this world!" (shouting cuz wind and distance)
>>63458Yes. Since the party is airborne, the pathways are less relevant, but I can't be remiss now can I?
Additionally, I should mention,... the main door to the Tower is blow ground level,....
>>63459Tracy looks for a spot to keep her angels safe so she can get off and slaughter things.
>>63445>>63459"Where we go first?"
>>63461From the air, the "eyeball" is a keep (a tower surrounded by a hearty wall), the tail looks like a series of shops, the back leg is a temple of sorts, and the foreleg-elbow looks like an inn
>>63463Tracy signals her bird to land a good distance from the hill, her eyes on those shops.
I'mma rampage those shops, then the temple.
>>63463A temple? Describe
>>63464Now when you say a good distance from the hill, you realize that puts Tracy
outside the hill, right?
>>63467Aside from the 6-pointed stars n shit?
>>63467No spoilers.
Let's go see.
Maybe they have some unholy stuff worth stealing.
>>63468>Outside the hill.Well shit...
Is there any visible way she could land these airplane-sized animals without drawing attention?
>>63469We need to burn it upon leaving.
>>63471That goes without saying.
>>63470Probably not, the hillside sports only grass, making any sort of concealed approach impossible
>>63471>>63472I would recommend not wasting time that could allow Soros to get a head start in reacting to the party, since the party will lose the element of surprise the moment they land, but whatever
>>63473Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
are the walls scale-able with Tracy's grappling hook? Her priority to to keep her birdies safe.
>just now finds out about bonus spells
Oh...
Would Trump like eagle's splendor?
>>63474But faggy temple that is literally blocking hitlers power.
>>63474"I agree!"
>>63477"He's right, its probably GM offering some faggy nonsense to distract us with!"
>>63476Tracy could use some bull's strength.
>>63477Infernius would be ideologically obligated to destroy it.
Clerics have codes of conduct too.
>>63478I wanted to horse around a bit, but sure...
>>63479I don't have that one
Torc casts eagle splendor on himself
>>63479Yea i can let it go in the name of getting back to the past.
>>63484This. We gotta get back. Back to the past
So we can destroy every one of them before they are built
>>63481"I could be wrong, there could be gibs inside,..."
>>63485"He's right! I don't like saying that by the way!"
Okay, let's land closer to the center then.
What would they she upon leaving?
[1d20 = 18]>>63487"You're landing?!" and then to Addy, "Hold on DD," before leaping from Bunny in mid flight.
>>63490Wait are they over them?
Could she just jump off and roll a tumble?
>>63491If Tracy can get away with doing that, and not splat, sure. Thez has teleport and airwalk.
>"Ding! Please fasten your seatbelts as we begin our descent into Bohemian Grove International."
Snek begins to descend behind the others, establishing the back line
[1d20+16 = 36]>>63492Fae: Spot check
No, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
>>63496e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
[1d20+25 = 32]>>63498Fuck it.
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.
>inb4 1
>>63498Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
... or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
>>63501*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
>>63502This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
... sorry.
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Should we roll initiative?
>>63506That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
[1d20+7 = 11]>>63506Rollin'
[2d20 = 20]>>63507Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
[2d20 = 15][2d20 = 19]>>63507Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
>>63510Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
>>63514Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
[2d20 = 38]
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
>>63514Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
[2d20 = 35]>>63518Thats what im wondering about lenos
>>63515I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
>>63520Idk what's happening anymore...
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
>>63520Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
>>63522Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
>>63524https://mlpol.net/mod.php?/vx/res/63085.html#q63421Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
>>63518Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.
>>63524Only for combat sequence
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
>>63525Sorry..
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
[2d20 = 17]
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
>>63531Snek can fly for the moment, no need
>>63529No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
>>63533Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
>>63533>I was cattyIt's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
>charting initiative
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
>so far
>>63535This
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
>>63537Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
>>63539Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
[2d20 = 36]
Stix initiative
>>63541The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
>>63544Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
>>63546I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
[2d20 = 14]
[1d20 = 7]
Kiynen and co
>>63548Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).
The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
[3d20 = 17]>>63552Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
>>63554Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
>>63557And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion
>>63556
>>63559Fae misses with her leading paw.
Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
>>63560Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
>>63562What's it look like?
>>63562Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
>>63564~Yay!
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).
(At long last)
Xp
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
[4d20 = 59]>>63570"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
>>63577She's on the ground tho...
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
>>63581"Not again what...."
>>63581What did Tracy stab through?
>>63583Rather, what did it look like?
>>63585>tfw no Tracy stabbing merchant through nose shoop cuz not my computer
>>63586too bad it was deleted last time i posted it...
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
[1d20 = 2]>>63588Trumpaladin is riding Fae
so is stix so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
>>63588Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
>>63589Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
>>63589Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.
>>63590More than 5
[5d20 = 51]>>63590Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
[3d20 = 35]>>63592Rolling
Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
[1d20 = 9]>>63588One attack of opportunity for Stix
[1d20+10 = 19]
[1d20+11 = 28]
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)
[8d20 = 83]
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.
By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
>>63599Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
>>63600I'll say Torc was with them
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
[1d20+20 = 32]
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
>>63604fucked up with that sentence there...
>>63600Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
[1d20+20 = 29]>>63603Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
>>63606Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
>>63608Are we splitting up?
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
>>63609It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
>>63608Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
>>63610If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
>>63612"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
>>63615"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
>>63616"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
>>63618"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
>>63619Uh, its a rather long and winding path
>>63617>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
>>63620What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
>>63621Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
>>63620Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots""Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you""Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
>>63620ENTERS THE KEEP. Um, enters the building with Fae. Probably Stix as well. What see?
>>63622The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
>>63626Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
>>63623The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
[1d20+5 = 17]>>63626reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
[1d20+27 = 38]>>63626Hmmm.
Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
[1d20 = 8]>>63630"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
[6d20 = 71]>>63631Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
>>63633Bull rush the door
>>63635Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?
>>63636What a waste of a pali
>>63637The synagogue of Satan
>>63634>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
>>63640"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
>>63637>>63640I bull rush the keep.
>>63642Ah k, perfect.
>>63641"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
[1d20+7 = 20]>>63646Snek trys his luck at the door
>>63647Is he shooting it?
[1d20+27 = 33]>>63646One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
>>63646"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
>>63651Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649>>63650Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
[1d20+9 = 26]>>63652Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
>>63654Infernuis follows behind snek.
[1d20 = 10]>>63655Infernius wails on the door a bit more before
he cn fit through. Meanwhile.
>>63654Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
[1d20+17 = 28][1d20+17 = 20]>>63652TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
Also, Fae claws at the door
>>63655Infernius is too big
[1d20+8 = 9]>>63652>GigajewDoes dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?
>>63656Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
>>63656Do i need to roll or no?
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
[1d20 = 5]>>63658Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
[1d20+25 = 32]>>63652Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
>>63661I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
>>63659No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
[2d20 = 17]>>63663Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
>>63665Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.
Checkd for Death
[2d20 = 28]>>63666That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.
>>63667I think the second one misses.
>>63668Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
>>63670Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
>>63671Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
>>63672Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
>>63674"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly"
>>63675Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
>>63675The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
>>63676What?
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
>>63677Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
>>63676Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
>>63679There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
[1d20 = 18]>>63681I jumo through the hole
>>63681Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
>>63681Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
>>63681Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
>>63682Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685Success
>>63686The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
>>63687I run to cover. If there is any.
>>63688There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
>>63687Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
>>63690Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
>>63687Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
>>63689I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
>>63692*kick down the wall
>>63691Trumpaladin waves back
"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
>>63692Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not>>63695A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.
[1d20+1 = 21]>>63697I tumble.
>>636917
"She got inside of the tower? Say again?"
>>63698Well done. Infernius continues to elude the ballista while Torcuil's fireball comes crashing in.
>>63700She's talking about the Synogogue
[10d6 = 40]
[3d20 = 33]
forgot dice
One of the operators successfully runs from his ballista before the fireball comes crashing in, escaping with some charring and burns, while the other two are flame broiled extra juicy.
[1d20 = 11]>>63701Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface
Caster check I guess
>>63703"Me love the smell of napalm in morning."
[1d20 = 15]
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface
Search check
>>63697Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
>>63704He hears a "PEW" sound, as though of a bullet ricocheting off a hard surface.
>>63706The surface is the same polished darkened glass as before, but it hums irregularly.
[1d20 = 13][1d20+4 = 10]>>63707Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
[1d20+7 = 14]>>63709rollin'
>>63710Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking
right at her.
>>63708"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But... One more thing to try."
With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
[1d20+22 = 34]>>63711Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
>>63714*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
[1d20 = 7]>>63715Gotcha
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
[1d20+19 = 39]>>63716reeeeee
[2d20 = 33]>>63719Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
>>63712Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
[3d20 = 32]
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
[2d20 = 5]
... finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
[4d20 = 50]
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
[1d20 = 17]
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.
Search check
>>63726wait, i guess its not her turn..
Leave that as a ready action then.
Yeah, that was a fail for Thez, looking up how bad real quick, still 4 solid strikes tho. While she's failing miserably,
>>63726Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.
>>63729I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
>>63729Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
That's all i can do for tonight.
Goodnight, m8s.
[1d20 = 2]>>63731Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.
>>63730The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.
>>63732Quick! Roll a saving throw!
[1d20+10 = 12]>>63733Will save?
reeeee
>>63733Enters the structure from the balcony level, dismounting Fae if necessary
>>63738The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
>>63739What
kind of devices?
>>63740Mounted crossbows and shit. Its all old and decrepid. What are you on about?
>>63741like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground...
Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
>>63742It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
>>63743Does it appear to be older than 15 years?
Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
>>63744No, but its been several years since its been in use, by appearance and by literal story
>>63745S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
\r
>>63747P looks like a series of shops, S is the synogogue actually, k is the keep, and I looks like an Inn.
[1d4+1 = 2]>>63746A>"I dunno, but something inside sounds big, and mad. Mom told me to stay outside tho."
Sorry, the HEY from before was a navi shitpostMeanwhile, both Thez and Tracy failed their saving throws and have been stunned for dice rounds by a spray of gold nuggets fired out in every direction by every nostril.
The windows of the synagogue shatter outward with the partial spray of gold nuggets. The oversized multinosed monstrocity reeeeees at the unrecoverable nuggets that escaped outside. It turns angrily toward Tracy, who it has had its ankle devastated by.
>>63750>>63751Uh... Would Trumpaladin (or Fae or Stix) have reason to notice any of this?
Or care
[1d20+16 = 19]
From the top of the Keep, Fae does a spot check for activity
>>63752Well they didn't seem too bothered by the deafening roars, why would they care about the breaking glass? e_e
>>63753From the Keep's position lower on the hill, she can't see anything out of the ordinary. The keep is/was intended as a defensive structure for the base of the hill, not against the top where the synogogue is.
>>63754>>63754When was there a deafening roar?
>>63750>>63754*runs to the synagogue of Satan*
>>63756"Addy follow me but stay out sight"
>>63758Oh. I guess they fly to that then
Since Thez is there and she knows the security settings on the Tower...
[1d20 = 13]>>63757A>"Okkay," she says, holding the darkwood staff, flitting from shadow to shadow
Adeline pulls up her hood, granting +10 bonus to hide in shadows, which are everywhere because of a darkness charm on the staff, following closely behind Infernius.
Trump, Stix, and Fae fly in from the recently cleared and searched keep. Meanwhile, Thez lost her footing and got hit by the gold nuggets, where Tracy only got hit by the nuggets and is still standing. The giga-jew adjusts its position and raises a foot over Tracy for a stomp.
No dex bonus, no dodge bonus, ac is -2 cuz stunned.
>>63761Are they in range for an arrow, a roar, a pounce, or a slash?
"Yippee aye-yay!"
>>63761>no dex bonus to ACTracy has improved uncanny dodge; can't she still evade?
>>63763Well, I guess Thez does too, so obviously not.
[2d20+12 = 30]>>63763As the monstrosity of jewness levels its foot above Tracy for a deterministic stomp a large shadow, almost a swirl of the darkest smoke given a semblance of form and purpose, darts out from the shadows and attacks the giant's stable foot.
I forgot to mention it should be taking 2 points of strength damage every time she flanks it because of Crippling Strike.
It should've lost ~6 points from those few hits.
[1d8 = 3]>>63767Good to know. It just lost more.
[1d20+22 = 40]
Disrupted by this new attack, the Gigajew foregoes its first attack and takes a step back. With its second attack, it swipes at the shadow.
[8d12+24 = 62]
[1d6+14 = 19]
Successfully, the shadow is torn into smaller pieces
[1d20+22 = 29]
With its last attack, the giant readies its other foot and stomps down on Thez.
The Gigajew screams triumphantly at the conclusion of its attack sequence, still standing on what moments ago was Thez.
[2d20 = 24]>>63772"You fucking bitch!" Tracy screams in response her eyes darting from the giant beast to Thez,
Because her faggot was too much of a drooling retard to do it earlier, she designates gigajew as her Dodge target, to gain +4 dodge bonus to AC. She takes a -5 penalty to her Attack rolls to gain +5 more AC with Combat Expertise. Gripping her defending dagger in her maw and focusing on her chain, she draws out their enhancement bonus to gain another +7 AC. And her new armor class is... a lot.
Now, thinking fast Tracy's mind flashes back to the moments she spent bullfighting with Infernius, she whirls her sparkling cape to gain total concealment until her next turn with Cloak Dance, as a move action.
With a whirl of colors, for a moment, it seems as though there are two Tracys, who both lash out with their chains.
With her chain in her claws and her mantle aflutter, Tracy uses her last standard action to make two attacks from concealment with her chain, both at her newly adjusted bonus of +15. She targets the leg she attacks earlier, stabbing into the arteries in hopes she damage the beast's leg to an extent that it won't be able to stomp anymore.
Take my cheap, slippery min-maxed attack style, you sniffling freak!
>>63773Where are you claiming all of these feats from? None of these were listed the last time you listed six
>>63774She got Cloak dance at the same time Infernius was learning Improved Bull Rush. I gave up Leadership for Combat Expertise.
>>63775You mentioned it like once in a couple days in between sessions. In actual SRD you only get feats every three levels or as class or race related bonuses. In GMs special things you need 40-50 hours in game time, and that's 40-50 hours that can't be spent killing things or traveling or tending to birds. You don't get a free feat every week of real life time that goes by.
>>63776That's not what I'm doing.
>>63774TBH, I do remember cloak dance. It was something that when presented I decided I wanted Thez to have it too (and would have had were I aware of it previously).
Like a Valkyrie riding a Pegasus, the Man with gleaming silver armor and dazzling strawberry blonde hair raises his sword high as he flies in, atop a gilded and shimmering lioness. Her outstreched and dragon like wings carry her a few inches over the broken stained glass windows of the ersatz church, her forward claws and fangs stretched and waiting to exact vengeance. Behind the man, a small pony peaks out a bow, string pulled back and arrow readied.
"Alright you European-style socialist sons a bitches! In the name of Elway and all that is holy, it is time to end your blight upon this land forever, and return you to the oblivion you belong!"
So where exactly did we leave off with Torc and Snek?
>>63782Weren't they examining the pyramid?
>>63783I was under the impression that I was being told not to, and I haven't done anything since he cast fireball
Then Torc is arriving outside the Synogogue at about the same time as Infernius and Addy by foot, and Trump, Stix, and Fae, by Fae, who wastes no time and flies in the very same window Thez entered from. Speaking of Thez, she's right outside the building, nearly collapsed from being stunned but still maintaining her footing. "Tracy,...." she stammers out.
>>63785"Huh, guess we're using the windows"
Torc climbs on Snek
who is hopefully under the effect of Fly, and they enter through the same window.
>>63785*rushes to thezs side*
"You ok ana?"
*puts himself in between her and the giga kike*
*takes stance*
"Burn."
>>63787The Gigajew is inside. "I'm just catching my breath. Watch out for his nose. Use some protection spell or something,"
>>63785How close is the window from Gigajew?
>>63789Not immediately, but the Gigajew is friggin huge if Stix wants to shoot it in an eye
Trumpaladin glimmers extra glimmingly as he casts (cast?) Eagles Splendor on himself and Fae
>>63788*protection from evil*
"Me ready to oven this kike*
*moves in to the building*
[3d20 = 23]>>63790Sounds like a plan
Stix speaks to the paladin
“What is this abomination?”
He quickly takes aim at the monster and uses Rapid Shot to get three shots in at 9/9/4
I think
>>63793"I have no idea. But it is evil and unholy, and we are not getting out of here until it is gone"
>>63792The door is barred, but the windows are blasted open, including a rather large one.
>>63793The shots embed in the thick skin of the creature, but don't seem to affect it all. However, their presence has given it more to think about than squishing Tracy so that's a win I guess. Roll for initiative.
[1d20+5 = 8]>>63795Jump through the window
[1d20 = 11]>>63795Initiative roll
>>63796Infernius fails, and falls down on his butt. Thez regains her composure and <whooooof> re-enters the building. This precludes Thez from this round of initiative, but puts her in 1st place next round.
[2d20 = 29]
Initiative for Snek and Torc. Snek takes higher roll
[1d20 = 1][1d20+6 = 24]>>63795Fae and Trumpaladin
[1d20 = 13]>>63798Initiative
K so as I'm seeing, Fae is first, followed by Snek, then Torc and Infernius at the same time, with Stix following, with Trump in last.
[3d20 = 46]>>63802Fae dives in towards the unholy abomination of central-European-style Socialism, and rips at it with Fang and Claw
[1d100 = 33]
That's at least 2 hits, with a possible 3rd (bab?)
>>63804She has the multiattack Feat, so it's something like 20/18/18 for the combined attack bonus, and +12 for highest base attack bonus. Possibly a couple points higher
[1d20+31 = 42]
[1d20+30 = 32]
>Torc and Snek next to each other
That's nice.
Snek aims his gun at let giant nosy merchant, and holds his action until Torc can cast True Strike.
Torc then casts a quickened True Strike, affecting him and Snek.
And for Torc's action, he forms a great beam of the purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart, using it as a polar ray.
The polar ray has the +30, Snek had the +31
>>63805Yeah, I'll count it as 3, 1 of which does 2x damage
The creature retracts at the sudden onslaught
[1d20+7 = 11]
Rolling Initiative
>>63808Tracy goes with Stix, immediately after Torcuil and Infernius.
>>63809Tracy prepares to flank and finish off gigajew's leg
[2d8+2 = 13][17d6 = 62]>>63806I mean, it isn't a 1
Damages rolls (17d6 polar ray, 2d8+2 snek)
>>63806>The purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heartAnd just with saying that, +2d6 of cold damage. Careful not to get frostbite
>>63811Alright
>>63812Kek
Infernius' turn
>>63809I stand up. Pull out my holy symbol then cast Destruction on the giga juden.
[10d6 = 34]
No saved, but still the creature is weakened by an intense blast of jackboots and nationalism.
Tracy and Stix' turn, the former whom I assume is going to town on the increasingly injured foot?
[3d20 = 31]>>63817Tracy whips out Edgy and flanks the creatures leg, slashing viciously, intent on completely crippling the creature.
>>63819She's ditched the extra 5 AC from combat expertise now, and is just trying to fuck it up at her full attack bonus.
[3d20 = 30]>>63817Stix fires another three shots with Rapid Shot with his magical bow.
“Any ideas on how to stop this thing Trump”
[1d100 = 35]>>63821>1At the beginning of an attack combo, that's unfortunate
So Stix falls over. I understood him still being on Fae's back, if so he would be falling off at this point.
Did Tracy's slashing ruin it's leg yet?
>>63824No, its achilles tendon is larger in diameter than Tracy's body.
>>63825Did she damage the creature though?
[5d20 = 54]
In a Chanel of all his faith and fury, Trumpaladin brings down Vanderiem like a sharp and swift hammer, channeling all his faith and fury into the repeated slashes.
He utters the following short prayer:
"Elway, give me the strength to smite all those who seek to wipe hope from this land, and bring justice for what has befallen our Port and Sparintenar. Praise American"
Slash Slash Slash Smite Smite with two smite evils, feather fall, and Divine might on all attacks. With Eagle's splendor that is +8 damage on every hit that lands and one turn undead expended.
The bonuses should be 28/23/18/21/21 with smite evil adding the +8 to the last attack and the feather fall attack, and with Trumpaladin claiming the Weapon Focus feat. Smite evil does +17 damage
>>63827Fuck! I repeated myself in that paragraph
How much does she need to dig into this leg before it's crippled?
Sorry, the hold up was because it is Gigajew's turn before Trump's, but then I had to do something anyway
*lenos takes flight drom the roof od the keep and flies to the roof of the synagogue*
As Trump readies to wail on the massive creature of noses, and as Lenos and Kiynen arrive on the rooftop, the Gigajew holds its arms out wide, and each one of its eyes glow red
GJ>Jew Beam
Everyone inside the Synogogue roll a saving throw
[1d20+2 = 10]
[1d20 = 17]
Torc gets an extra +2 to all saves, so that one is his.
[1d20 = 4]
Stix save throw
[1d20+23 = 32]>>63835Reflex?
[5d8 = 14]
K, everyone takes 5d8 damage
[5d8 = 25]
[5d8 = 16]
>sigh
Top is Snek
>Gulp
Bottom is Torcuil
Trump/Fae need to take damage, otherwise its a new round
[5d8 = 25]
[5d8 = 16]
Rolling
[1d100 = 19]
As everyone is stung by the crazy jew-beam, Trump dashes forward with Vandereim and strikes once, twice, a third time, before clasping the sword in both hands, delivering a devastating sever-strike, followed by yet another hit.
[1d100 = 72]
Max damage on sever, plus opponent rolls fumble
So the Gigajew is stumbling (flat-footed) until its next turn, and Trump gets an extra attack roll, on top of his previously uncalculated damage.
[1d20 = 16]>>63851"For the Generals!"
>>63852And with his latest attack,... by the way, you guys need to be more on it about calculating critical thresholds. A nat 20 rolls on the critical table, but the critical threshold (as in, improved critical, keen weapons, etc.) still get double damage dice. Thez for example, gets a 16+ critical threat. I say "you guys" cuz it occurs to me that I've totally neglected it in the past. Like,...
totally,...
Trump zips along the Gigajew, riding Fae solo after Stix fell off in an unfortunate dice roll. Weaving around reaching arms he strikes cleaving blow after cleaving blow, as Fae continually increases in height in an elevating spiral. Cresting to just over the full height of the creature, and not far from the top of the synogogue, Fae speeds into a dive, headed straight for the creature's face. As she dives, the creature attempts to swat at the pair, which is exactly what Fae had hoped would happen. Slicing once into the arm to disrupt its motion, Trump turns with his momentum and grips Vandereim in a devastating downward slice that severs the Gigajew's massive arm just at the upper bicep. With just a gesture and the energetic momentum Trump signals Fae back toward the monstrosity one final time. As they fly past, Trump digs Vandereim in the creature's chest right at the waistline and digs a canyon of ruined flesh across toward the opposite shoulder. In an absolute shower of jewish blood, the creature stumbles backward one step, and then two, finally falling at the apex of the temple, where it had formed in the first place.
>>63853"Praise Elway. Praise American."
[2d8+5 = 16]>>63853Torc and Snek make their way to Stix
"You okay lad?"
Torc also take the opportunity to use his wand of cure moderate wounds on Snek
>>63855Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
>>63855*humps leg*
"That was really cool how you cut that thing up, ~Flashy."
>>63853>>63854Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
>>63857"Gah!"
Trumpaladin is startled by the Blue Pony
>>63858[happy pony noises]
Its Seahawkus,... but whatever
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
>>63861Tracy is still attached to his leg, waiting for attention
>>63858Wait, was this shit directed towards Stix?
[2d8+5 = 15]>>63857I didn't see that second part for a second, and let me tell you,
Ho-lee fuk I was confused
>>63861I'm confused again
>>63856"Glad to hear, here lemme help"
Torc uses the wand on Stix too
>>63863That's how I interpreted it
>>63861TOP KEK!
>>63862"Hi blue pony."
Trumpaladin places a finger to the pony's nose
"Boop"
Damage healed with Paladin's lay of hands.
Oh, Trump healed Stix....
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
Trumpaladin moves away from the scene embarrassed and wobbles back towards Fae again
\r
So the Synogogue is pretty wrecked, pews tossed about here and there. Much of the architecture and wall is ornate, with gilt and other such embellishments. Aside from the giant body with X'ed out eyes all over it, there's a single smaller door in the back.
After being healed, Stix looks around.
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
>>63870Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
>>63872Wait, can I take 10 on that?
>>63871"I don't know. I guess we could look around"
>>63873What's Tracy's Trap sense?
>>63872Trumpaladin gives Fae a pet, "splendid," and then goes towards the door
>>63875She has +4 trap sense ability, +4 int (with headband), and i think 15 ranks in search.
>>63877In that event, she could only take a 10 on a CR 3 trap
To be able to take a 10 on a skill/attack/ability roll, you have to be able to have a +20 or more modifier
[1d20+23 = 42]>>63879Rolling to check spooky door.
*lenos flies down to the party*
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
>>63881"Oh NOW you come to help"
>>63881"It had too many to poke out."
>>63882He was melting the countryside with his ladyfriend.
>>63880The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
>>63884Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
>>63885Tracy ransacks the office, grabbing and examing anything that might be of interest.
The whole of the area is mostly centered on a stage. There's rows and rows of pews, some of which have been kicked over or stepped on, all leading to a main oratory area with lots of pretty shiny embellishments and decorations that have some sort of jewish significance. Directly behind it is an oversized bookcase containing every single relevant text you could think of for jews (and they get exhaustive about EVERYTHING), back and to the left of which is the door that leads to the office and closet.
>>63887Face it, Tracy wouldn't know it if she was looking at a 100k gp jewish debt-bond
>>63888Search the texts for anything related to "time travel" and "electric fields"
>>63889>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in AppraiseTracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
[1d20+23 = 26]>>63888Check'dTorc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
>>63894There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
>>63893Trumpaladin looks around to see if there is a control panel
>>63894Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
>>63895Glow you say?
If it's a scroll Torc takes it
>>63898Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
"Well, that was an ordeal." Tracy barks out, frustrated to find that she cannot access the tower through the temple, as she guessed
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
>>63899I want to give her a whole bag of Haribo candies...
>>63899Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
>>63900"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
>>63903Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
>>63901Make sure they aren't sugar free>>63903"Hmm? What look like wheels?"
Torc turns in the direction she's pointing
>>63903"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
>>63904Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
>>63907After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
>>63908Snek slithers on over and pushes and shoves where Tracy asks him to.
>>63908Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
[1d20+23 = 39]>>63910~yay!
Rolling to check spooky corridor
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
>>63910"Huh, shall we go in?"
>"Ladies first!""Pearls before swine"
>>63913"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back,
after checking the staircase for traps
>>63912From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
>>63915"Glad to see you're doing something with your time" Trumpaladin shouts back
>>63916Tracy stops and ponders which direction to go
>>63918*which path to take
>>63919"Go ahead, I'll follow along," Addy peeks from the shadows near the edge of the bookshelf.
>>63920"I'll follow you two, I'm just here for the ride"
[1d20 = 12]>>63921Hits meme mage with a stick
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
>>63922"Oof"
Snek trys not to laugh, but that makes him laugh harder
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
>>63924"Don't follow, walk with!" Addy encourages.
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
[1d20+4 = 6]
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
[1d20+9 = 15]>>63926"Alright, alright"
Torc and Snek head on in and Snek makes a spot check
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
>>63928I regret rolling for that nonsense.
There's two apparent paths, one lower and one higher. Pick
>>63930Higher.
If push comes to shove, we blast through the floors.
>>63932O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-
Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
>>63932Stix goes through the lower path
>>63936Good guess, but Wrong
Stix and Snex roll a spot check
[1d20+9 = 12]>>63940Rolling
[1d20+12 = 22]>>63940Spot check for Stix
>>63942Stix notices Addy dart off, out of the room, toward the lower passage.
>>63943*with lenos an kiyin going along with her*
[1d20+12 = 18]>>63943“I think Addy just took off down this way guys. Shall we follow?”
[1d20+9 = 12]>>63943Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
>>63948I know that feel
>Somehow rolls 2 3s in a row
>>63947Freaking adorable little..!
Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
>>63944I think you mean, "Lenos and Kiynen suddenly notice Addy's scent is departing, and take off after, in the direction of the lower passages.
>>63947Yeah, a 22 passes, he notices too
>>63949And get passed by 2 dragons, 2 ponies, and Thez (who is in stealth, uber stealth even,... but come on now)
>>63947"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
>>63952"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
>>63953“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
>>63956Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
[1d20+25 = 40]
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Addy being visible in the distance to the leading party members, she stops and stands, looking to the left. Shaking her head she darts onward.
>>63958Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speed
cuz etherealness is gone, but speed?and in a puff of smoke,...
>>63957“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
>>63960Idk, her base speed is 100. I assumed Addy moved at 30 tops.
>>63957Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings
"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong..."
>>63961"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
>>63963Stix follows the paladin
>>6396230 base speed, but Addy learned some meta tricks
>>63965Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
>>63964Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
>>63967Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
I guess that's the whole party taking the low road
>"...The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
Those in pursuit speed along a neatly tiled corridor with a slight curviture to it, leading slowly upward and to the left. As they speed along (in turn, still) they come across the sound of echoes stating your average villainous crap. You know, "who are you, why are you here, what do you have against "Comet Ping Pong Pizza", etc."
>>63970>PizzaREEEEEEEE! ADDY GET OUT OF THERE!
>>63971Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,... anyway,
whoever it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
>>63971Hi Anon!
I made you a peetzer
[1d20+22 = 33]>>63972>muh hormonesTracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?
>"Are we there yet?"
"Soon"
>>63974As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
[1d20 = 14][1d20+6 = 15][1d20+15 = 27]>>63972>>63976"Down come the troopers, one two.... Fuck!"
Fae Spot check and initiative
>>63976Snek and Torc initiative in that order
[2d20 = 16]>>63979Kill me
[1d20+7 = 18]>>63976Rolling Initiative
>>63978I thought you took the high path?
Didn't you say you wanted to split up?
[1d20 = 1][1d20+12 = 31]>>63976Stix has +12 Spot
Other than that, initiative roll
>>63982I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
[1d20+5 = 12]>>63981Rolling Spot without ranks
>>63976>whole corridor is sprouting tentaclesThank Epona for Improved Uncanny Dodge.
>>63978*boopers
So
Lenos 9
Trump 14
Fae 15
Torcuil 14
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Tracy 18
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he'
last in combat rotation.
>>63984So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
[1d20 = 19]
[1d20+4 = 11]
So:
Tracy
Fae
Trump/Torcuil
Lenos/Kiynen
Snek
11 is Thez, 19 is Addy, meaning Addy goes first.
Addy has first move. However, Addy is also slumped over in the clutches of James Alefantis
[1d20+24 = 37]>>63990Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
[3d20 = 34]>>63990Fae isn't attacking the same thing as Tracy so I'm going to have her move before Tracy's action is resolved. Fae Claws and Bites at the rape tentacles
>>63987[shrugging anonfilly]
>>63992Wait what? It sounds like you're trying to do the same thing as TF but differently than TF
>>63993Uh.... different tentacles?
*as soon as its lenos and kenyins turn lenos will toss his lady a dagger as he activates his lightsaber thing*
Sorry, eating. If anyone needs a break,now is a good time
>>63996It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
>>63996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtqJoxTA0YJust let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning
Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
>>63998Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere. I'm just taking a break
Break time, btw
[4d20 = 37][1d20+10 = 29]>>63999I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:
Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem
"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem
Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
I guess if Trump went Torc can go too.
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
[5d4+5 = 18]>>64001Today's headline: local fucking idiot can't figure out how dice work.
>>63976Initiative
sorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[1d20 = 17]>>64003Dialogue isnt supposed to be spoilered
Huh, apparently I did go somewhere. My bad.
>>64003>>64004Behead those who assault Adeline.
>>64006Beheading is to quick.
>>64005Sorry i fell asleep
>>64008Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
>>64009Well on the bright side i can help addy.
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?
The appropriate responseAs they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.
>>64010Oh she's not
that helpless.
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
>>64013*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
>>64014"Stop."
*unzips dick*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
>>64018>>64017Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
>>64015*bitch-slaps minotaur*
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later."
>>64018Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
>>64020*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
>>64022*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
>>64022Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
>>64023Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.
>>64024The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.
>>64023"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
>>64025".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
>>64026"Uh. What?"
>>64025*grabs alfantis*
>>64026"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
>>64028Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"... We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
>>64029"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,..."
>>64030"Theres no food...."
>>64030>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings"I don't think you'll want
this pizza..." Tracy says grimly
>>64032Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food.
Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
>>64033After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
>>64034"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
>>64035"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
>>64035"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
>>64037Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
>>64038"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
>>64039Tracy follows suit
>>64040*slices dick off with Dark*
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
>>64043Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
>>64044And raped, good to be thorough
>>64045*pulls out his teeth*
>>64046*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
>>64041"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
>>64043"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
>>64048"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
>>64050"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
>>64048"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
>>64052"Butcher's choice."
>>64053"So be it."
>insert anime slashing sound effects here
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =
>>64055After several minutes, the tentacles shrivel up and dissipate.
>>64056I put alfantises head and jaw in the bag and cast repose on his head.
>>64033Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
>>64056Trumpaladin proceeds up the staircasee
>>64056Tracy continues forward.
>>64059Infernuis follows behind trumpadin.
>>64061Infernuis turns around a goes and checks the pizza shop.
>>64062The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
[1d20 = 8]>>64063Perception
>>64065If i didn't find any tning i go to the next room.
>>64066There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
>>64066Tracy walks right behind Infernius.
>>64068The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
>>64069"Tracy act like anomatronic and try to get kids out of here."
>>64067*Infernuis puts on a funny voice*
"hey there customers we have a special deal in the main room here 3 pizza for everyone come pick your 3 out"
>>64072Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
>>64072Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Well, that was dumb...
>>64072You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
>>64075*follows the ones out in a robotic fashion*
>>64075Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells
"REGINA! Are you there?"
>>64079Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
>>64080The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
[17d6 = 57]
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.
Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
>>64081"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
>>64075>>64078I cast inflict critical wounds mass on all the adults that left out of the room
[1d20 = 4]>>64083"No.
You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"
Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
[4d20 = 39]>>64083Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
>>64086YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM
And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
>>64087She's right at the door between the rooms.
>>64087Her sword is a sword of Speed.
>>64090What are you talking about?
>>64082The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
>>64091Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
>>64094>>64092When was this stated?
>>64096Since before Mlpol desu
>>64082I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
>>64098I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
>>64099No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient.""Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
>>64099Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
>>64103Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
>>64104The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
>>64105"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
>>64106*small herd of children
>>64105*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
*detect magic*
>>64108"D-do we..?" Tracy chokes out
>>64105"Uh, does anyone want to pet the giant snake?"
>"You are not volunteering me for this"Torc quickly hisses "we need to calm them down"
>"Fine"
>>64109"Aside from the ruins?" Thez asks rhetorically.
>>64111"He's right. We can keep them inside from now, but we must be on our way if we're to really
help them."
>>64112"Me ready when you are"
>>64112".. I.. I guess we should.." Tracy says, slowly stepping through the herd of kids, stopping every now and then to look one in the eye apologetically
"N-no time to lose.. I guess.."
>>64114"Uh, so how should we do this?"
>>64114After wading through the crowd a bit more slowly than appropriate, Tracy faces off towards the unexplored tunnel, a determined look on her face.
"Well, here goes nothing." she says, as she marches forward
>>64115"First we need to get inside the tower."
>>64116"We'll follow you guys."
>>64117"Get your memes or whatever you call them ready. I doubt the welcoming committee will be great.." Tracy says, as she trots off down the dark corridor
>>64118Torc jumps on Snek's back.
"Hyah"
>"I'll bite you""Just follow the stabby hoers"
>>64120BOI(don\'t get knocked out in front of all these people. it would be a shame for you if you were to get knocked out, especially in front of all these people)
>>64120*is dabbed on*
Tracy goes ahead of the group, searching the path above.
So for simplicity's sake, we're back at the top/bottom fork in the road, and Tracy is taking the lead. A very bruised, bloodied, and raped James Alefantis is still stuffed in Infernius' bag, but otherwise their 'extra-curricular activities are concluded.
*lenos and kenyin take up positions at the back of the group to make sure nothing attacks from behind*
>>64124The Snek Tank
A mage on a Snek takes the middle position watching for foes to shoot/beam/curse/send to a different plane
>>64123What does Tracy see at the end of the tunnel?
>>64123Trumpaladin does the same except he left long before Tracy, so he is ahead of Tracy
>>64126Beyond the Y split, the upper path angle toward what is unmistakably the tower,... except there are no lights on within
[1d20+25 = 30]>>64127>no lightsTracy, despite the lack of activity, proceeds carefully, knowing that the enemy can more-than-likely see in the dark.
Holding her hoof out to pause the parade for a moment, she proceeds ahead in stealth.
"I'll tell you when the coast is clear." she says
Rolling to Move Silently towards the tower's entrance.
>>64129.. Is she able to see anything as she proceeds closer?
Uh, GM had to step out for a moment.
But I have a message to relay:
Enchaîner
>>64144*happy Minotuar noises*