>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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[1d20 = 4]>>64083"No.
You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"
Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
[4d20 = 39]>>64083Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
>>64086YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM
And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
>>64087She's right at the door between the rooms.
>>64087Her sword is a sword of Speed.
>>64090What are you talking about?
>>64082The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
>>64091Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
>>64096Since before Mlpol desu
>>64082I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
>>64098I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
>>64099No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient.""Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
>>64099Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
>>64103Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
>>64104The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
>>64105"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
>>64105*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
*detect magic*
>>64108"D-do we..?" Tracy chokes out
>>64105"Uh, does anyone want to pet the giant snake?"
>"You are not volunteering me for this"Torc quickly hisses "we need to calm them down"
>"Fine" >>64109"Aside from the ruins?" Thez asks rhetorically.
>>64111"He's right. We can keep them inside from now, but we must be on our way if we're to really
help them."
>>64112".. I.. I guess we should.." Tracy says, slowly stepping through the herd of kids, stopping every now and then to look one in the eye apologetically
"N-no time to lose.. I guess.."
>>64114"Uh, so how should we do this?"
>>64114After wading through the crowd a bit more slowly than appropriate, Tracy faces off towards the unexplored tunnel, a determined look on her face.
"Well, here goes nothing." she says, as she marches forward
>>64115"First we need to get inside the tower."
>>64117"Get your memes or whatever you call them ready. I doubt the welcoming committee will be great.." Tracy says, as she trots off down the dark corridor
>>64118Torc jumps on Snek's back.
"Hyah"
>"I'll bite you""Just follow the stabby hoers"
>>64120*is dabbed on*
Tracy goes ahead of the group, searching the path above.
So for simplicity's sake, we're back at the top/bottom fork in the road, and Tracy is taking the lead. A very bruised, bloodied, and raped James Alefantis is still stuffed in Infernius' bag, but otherwise their 'extra-curricular activities are concluded.
*lenos and kenyin take up positions at the back of the group to make sure nothing attacks from behind*
>>64124The Snek Tank
A mage on a Snek takes the middle position watching for foes to shoot/beam/curse/send to a different plane
>>64123What does Tracy see at the end of the tunnel?
>>64123Trumpaladin does the same except he left long before Tracy, so he is ahead of Tracy
>>64126Beyond the Y split, the upper path angle toward what is unmistakably the tower,... except there are no lights on within
[1d20+25 = 30]>>64127>no lightsTracy, despite the lack of activity, proceeds carefully, knowing that the enemy can more-than-likely see in the dark.
Holding her hoof out to pause the parade for a moment, she proceeds ahead in stealth.
"I'll tell you when the coast is clear." she says
Rolling to Move Silently towards the tower's entrance.
>>64129.. Is she able to see anything as she proceeds closer?
Uh, GM had to step out for a moment.
But I have a message to relay:
Enchaîner