>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
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>>63548
Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).
The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
Stix? It's your turn.
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
Who's next?
>>63554
Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
>>63559
Fae misses with her leading paw. Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
Fae misses with her leading paw. Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
>>63562
Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).
(At long last)
Xp
(At long last)
Xp
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
[4d20 = 59]
>>63570
"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
>>63570
"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
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As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
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[1d20 = 2]
>>63588
Trumpaladin is riding Fae so is stix so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
>>63588
Trumpaladin is riding Fae so is stix so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
>>63589
Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
[5d20 = 51]
>>63590
Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
>>63590
Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
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