>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>63236Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this,
running away isn't the way to do it. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
>>63238"Him? I assume you mean Soros? Now? You want to face him now? Foolishness."
>>63241Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
>>63242"You were a princess, right? I recall you battled Soros in the Abyss or something"
>>63243"I don't know, but I have to get back. What I saw in the stadium........ It must be undone"
>>63242*struggles against cage to get to thez*
>>63244"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,... am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.
>>63245She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
>>63246"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?
I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
>>63246"Me am her for you and addy now."
"Let me out."
>>63247"No,... she's dead. While Soros has been making plans for this world, the Bogdanoffs have been waging their own war. The house of Thez is destroyed, just like the rest of this world."
>>63248"Your word?"
>>63246"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
>>63249"The house of.... It's destroyed? What
hasn't been destroyed?"
>>63206"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
>>63251"Zion."
>>63252Stern face, but she looks at Lenos and (with gesture) asks him to lift the cage.
>>63254"So Zion sent us through time. Tell me, where can we find them?"
>>63254*embraces thez with consent or not and strokes hair and kisses*
>>63256Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
"I let you go for one mission, and you disappear for over a dozen years."
>>63258"Me didnt choose to go, me didnt have a choice."
"And i guess that makes me a pussy."
>>63259"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
>>63260"Always trust for me to come back to you."
>>63261"Try not to take so long next time."
A>"Wait,... are you,...
my,..." she can't even say it.
>>63262"Yes, im your father.
"It was a few minutes for me."
>>63263Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
>>63264"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
>tfw ran out of alp paintings
Alright, alright, that's enough of that sappy-ass shit! So there we have it. Addy is fully introduced, Infernius isn't running off and getting himself killed,... again,... and Thez has a plan to get back to Hell, where the exopolitics might offer a solution to this whole "Samurai Jack" story-arc.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
>>63270Snek and Torc will enjoy that
>>63270>Is ready to unleash a Righteous furyBy the way, Thez didn't answer questions about who may have caused the time portal
Torc returns to the party in a bit of a better mood than before
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
*having dismissed thw force cage lenos reverts back to his brownie form and proceeds to drink more ale*
so were going to hell then?
>>63274Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
>>63273"Wull killing lizards get us home?"
>>63274"Gibe ale"
>>63276>>63273"I have to agree with Infernius. We need to get back"
>>63276"No but it could help"
>"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit""You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot"
>"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you""Huh"
>>63277"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,... well just what you might expect.
>>63279Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
>>63280>>63281>>63282"Yeah,... uhm,... about that. I uh,... don't exactly know. Soros found some way to activate it, and I don't know where he took it." ~_~
>>63283"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
... I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own.."
>tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch >>63284"So,... anyone have any ideas about how we go about it?"