>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>63855
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
>>63853
>>63854
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
>>63854
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
Its Seahawkus,... but whatever
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Oh, Trump healed Stix....
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
Trumpaladin moves away from the scene embarrassed and wobbles back towards Fae again
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So the Synogogue is pretty wrecked, pews tossed about here and there. Much of the architecture and wall is ornate, with gilt and other such embellishments. Aside from the giant body with X'ed out eyes all over it, there's a single smaller door in the back.
After being healed, Stix looks around.
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
>>63870
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
To be able to take a 10 on a skill/attack/ability roll, you have to be able to have a +20 or more modifier
*lenos flies down to the party*
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
>>63880
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
>>63884
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
The whole of the area is mostly centered on a stage. There's rows and rows of pews, some of which have been kicked over or stepped on, all leading to a main oratory area with lots of pretty shiny embellishments and decorations that have some sort of jewish significance. Directly behind it is an oversized bookcase containing every single relevant text you could think of for jews (and they get exhaustive about EVERYTHING), back and to the left of which is the door that leads to the office and closet.
>>63889
>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
[1d20+23 = 26]
>>63888
Check'd
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
>>63888
Check'd
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
>>63894
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
>>63894
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
>>63898
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
"Well, that was an ordeal." Tracy barks out, frustrated to find that she cannot access the tower through the temple, as she guessed
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
>>63899
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
>>63900
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
>>63903
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
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