>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>63903"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
>>63904Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
>>63907After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
>>63908Snek slithers on over and pushes and shoves where Tracy asks him to.
>>63908Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
[1d20+23 = 39]>>63910~yay!
Rolling to check spooky corridor
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
>>63913"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back,
after checking the staircase for traps
>>63912From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
>>63915"Glad to see you're doing something with your time" Trumpaladin shouts back
>>63916Tracy stops and ponders which direction to go
>>63919"Go ahead, I'll follow along," Addy peeks from the shadows near the edge of the bookshelf.
>>63920"I'll follow you two, I'm just here for the ride"
[1d20 = 12]>>63921Hits meme mage with a stick
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
>>63922"Oof"
Snek trys not to laugh, but that makes him laugh harder
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
>>63924"Don't follow, walk with!" Addy encourages.
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
[1d20+4 = 6]
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
[1d20+9 = 15]>>63926"Alright, alright"
Torc and Snek head on in and Snek makes a spot check
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
>>63928I regret rolling for that nonsense.
There's two apparent paths, one lower and one higher. Pick
>>63930Higher.
If push comes to shove, we blast through the floors.
>>63932O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-
Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
>>63932Stix goes through the lower path
Stix and Snex roll a spot check
>>63942Stix notices Addy dart off, out of the room, toward the lower passage.
>>63943*with lenos an kiyin going along with her*
[1d20+12 = 18]>>63943“I think Addy just took off down this way guys. Shall we follow?”
[1d20+9 = 12]>>63943Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
>>63947Freaking adorable little..!
Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
>>63944I think you mean, "Lenos and Kiynen suddenly notice Addy's scent is departing, and take off after, in the direction of the lower passages.
>>63947Yeah, a 22 passes, he notices too
>>63949And get passed by 2 dragons, 2 ponies, and Thez (who is in stealth, uber stealth even,... but come on now)
>>63947"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
>>63952"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace