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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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JD8Vj
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No.63698
63699 63701
[1d20+1 = 21]
>>63697
I tumble.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63699
>>63698
hawt
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63700
63701
>>636917
"She got inside of the tower? Say again?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63701
63704
>>63698
Well done. Infernius continues to elude the ballista while Torcuil's fireball comes crashing in.
>>63700
She's talking about the Synogogue
l8rQ6
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No.63702
63718
[10d6 = 40]
[3d20 = 33]
forgot dice
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63703
63705
One of the operators successfully runs from his ballista before the fireball comes crashing in, escaping with some charring and burns, while the other two are flame broiled extra juicy.
zLtXr
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No.63704
63708
[1d20 = 11]
>>63701
Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface

Caster check I guess
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63705
>>63703
"Me love the smell of napalm in morning."
j9pwi
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No.63706
63708
[1d20 = 15]
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface

Search check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63707
63709
>>63697
Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63708
63712
>>63704
He hears a "PEW" sound, as though of a bullet ricocheting off a hard surface.
>>63706
The surface is the same polished darkened glass as before, but it hums irregularly.
l8rQ6
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No.63709
63710
[1d20 = 13]
[1d20+4 = 10]
>>63707
Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
T1/jE
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No.63710
63711
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>63709
rollin'
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63711
63714
>>63710
Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking right at her.
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63712
63723
>>63708
"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But... One more thing to try."

With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63713
63717
"Torc!"
T1/jE
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No.63714
63715
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>63711
Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63715
63716
>>63714
*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
l8rQ6
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No.63716
63719
[1d20 = 7]
>>63715
Gotcha
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63717
63718
>>63696
>>63713
Look
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63718
63721
>>63717
>>63702
"HEY!"
T1/jE
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No.63719
63720 63722
[1d20+19 = 39]
>>63716
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63720
>>63719
Ha!
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63721
63746
>>63718
"Whats wrong?"
l8rQ6
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No.63722
[2d20 = 33]
>>63719
Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63723
>>63712
Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
l8rQ6
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No.63724
[3d20 = 32]
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
l8rQ6
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No.63725
[2d20 = 5]
... finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
T1/jE
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No.63726
63728 63729
[4d20 = 50]
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
j9pwi
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No.63727
[1d20 = 17]
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.

Search check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63728
>>63726
wait, i guess its not her turn..
Leave that as a ready action then.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63729
63730 63731
Yeah, that was a fail for Thez, looking up how bad real quick, still 4 solid strikes tho. While she's failing miserably,
>>63726
Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63730
63733
>>63729
I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63731
63733
>>63729
Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63732
63734 63735
That's all i can do for tonight.
Goodnight, m8s.
l8rQ6
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No.63733
63736 63738
[1d20 = 2]
>>63731
Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.
>>63730
The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.

Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63734
tumblr_n0c2fwVMxY1sull1jo2_r1_400.png
>>63732

Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63735
>>63732
Quick! Roll a saving throw!
T1/jE
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No.63736
63737
[1d20+10 = 12]
>>63733
Will save?
reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63737
>>63736
reeeee!
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63738
63739
>>63733
Enters the structure from the balcony level, dismounting Fae if necessary
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63739
63740
>>63738
The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63740
63741
>>63739
What kind of devices?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63741
63742
>>63740
Mounted crossbows and shit. Its all old and decrepid. What are you on about?
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63742
63743
>>63741
like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground...

Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63743
63744
>>63742
It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63744
63745
>>63743
Does it appear to be older than 15 years?

Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63745
63746 63747
>>63744
No, but its been several years since its been in use, by appearance and by literal story
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63746
63750
>>63745
>>63721

zLtXr
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No.63747
63748
>>63745
S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
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