>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>63441"Umm.. I don't remember restocking.."
*Checks bag*
I thought she used up her last one (there were 3 right?) on the tarrasque, but I also remember Thez getting more before the party went to get Infernius. Are you saying she gave them to Tracy?
Tracy gives The whatever's in the bag.
>>63441*prays*
"Adolf me dont know if you can hearvme but me pray that you bless us on our mission."
(Hitler smiles upon Infernius in his venture to thwart Zion and Globalism) >>63444I feel like an idiot for requesting that.
I'd appreciate any buffs though.
>>63442There were 4 left when Thez gave Tracy the bag. I don't recall her using them, but I could
easily have overlooked. I don't recall restocking, but again,...
Also, she's not asking for them, but just clarifying.
>>63446I used one against the first demon invasion
One on Korak's ass
And one to finish off the Tarrasque.
Hmm, I guess she still has one.
[1d20 = 13]
Lifting into the lower bank of the constant overcast that has plagued this world for years, the party proceeds along, over the wasted and shrivelled forests toward a large hill that has been stripped of any vegetation. A variety of structures dot the hillside, most notably the crystalline Pyramid-top of the tower, which at some point appears to have been embedded in the top of the hill.
>>63448Um.... the hill where it used to be?
>>63448Could the hill provide cover for the birds to land?
>>63449No, a different hillside, far more to the east and north than the "starting point"
[1d20 = 15]
Tracy looks down for any signs of sapient activity.
Rolling spot without modifiers cuz I forgot them
>>63452She, Thez?
"These days, EVERYONE knows where Bohemian Grove is, whether for or against."
>>63454"What's this place like?!" Tracy shouts over the wind
Maps. The first one is a rough sketch of the environment, the second is a shitposty map I made while making the first one.
>>63454"What is the Bohemian Grove?"
>>63456So, four structures in the surrounding area, and a curling spire that leads to the top?
>>63457"Its where (((they))) revel in their domination and exploitation of this world!" (shouting cuz wind and distance)
>>63458Yes. Since the party is airborne, the pathways are less relevant, but I can't be remiss now can I?
Additionally, I should mention,... the main door to the Tower is blow ground level,....
>>63459Tracy looks for a spot to keep her angels safe so she can get off and slaughter things.
>>63461From the air, the "eyeball" is a keep (a tower surrounded by a hearty wall), the tail looks like a series of shops, the back leg is a temple of sorts, and the foreleg-elbow looks like an inn
>>63463Tracy signals her bird to land a good distance from the hill, her eyes on those shops.
I'mma rampage those shops, then the temple.
>>63464Now when you say a good distance from the hill, you realize that puts Tracy
outside the hill, right?
>>63467Aside from the 6-pointed stars n shit?
>>63467No spoilers.
Let's go see.
Maybe they have some unholy stuff worth stealing.
>>63468>Outside the hill.Well shit...
Is there any visible way she could land these airplane-sized animals without drawing attention?
>>63469We need to burn it upon leaving.
>>63471That goes without saying.
>>63470Probably not, the hillside sports only grass, making any sort of concealed approach impossible
>>63471>>63472I would recommend not wasting time that could allow Soros to get a head start in reacting to the party, since the party will lose the element of surprise the moment they land, but whatever
>>63473Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
are the walls scale-able with Tracy's grappling hook? Her priority to to keep her birdies safe.
>just now finds out about bonus spells
Oh...
Would Trump like eagle's splendor?
>>63474But faggy temple that is literally blocking hitlers power.
>>63474"I agree!"
>>63477"He's right, its probably GM offering some faggy nonsense to distract us with!"
>>63476Tracy could use some bull's strength.
>>63477Infernius would be ideologically obligated to destroy it.
Clerics have codes of conduct too.
>>63478I wanted to horse around a bit, but sure...
>>63479I don't have that one
Torc casts eagle splendor on himself
>>63479Yea i can let it go in the name of getting back to the past.
>>63484This. We gotta get back. Back to the past
So we can destroy every one of them before they are built
>>63481"I could be wrong, there could be gibs inside,..."
>>63485"He's right! I don't like saying that by the way!"
Okay, let's land closer to the center then.
What would they she upon leaving?
[1d20 = 18]>>63487"You're landing?!" and then to Addy, "Hold on DD," before leaping from Bunny in mid flight.
>>63490Wait are they over them?
Could she just jump off and roll a tumble?
>>63491If Tracy can get away with doing that, and not splat, sure. Thez has teleport and airwalk.
>"Ding! Please fasten your seatbelts as we begin our descent into Bohemian Grove International."
Snek begins to descend behind the others, establishing the back line