>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Tracy has to pick a pocket or two
Torc: Sulking intensifies
>>63093Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
>>63095She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
>>63095Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
>>63100*walks out of tunnels*
"Me find him myself then."
>>63101Tracy appears visibly frustrated
"Reeeeeeee!"
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
>>63104“You feeling ok, meme magician?”
>>63102"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
>>63105"No, not really. But we'll get back to that."
[1d20 = 14]>>63107Reeeeeeeeeeeee! Hug the girl first!
*Trips*
>>63107She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
>>63107"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
>>63110"Me might not make it back, thez me love you."
>>63112Tracy appears personally fixatd on this particular issue
"Reeeeeeee!"
>>63114*Places hand on Pony to try to calm her*
"This is hard on him pony"
[1d20+36 = 56]>>63113Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand >>63113"You're... not... going...
anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
>>63116Yeah he real isn't leaving now.
>>63113*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
>>63116Snap, there's an undeniable oversized-hand that's pretty compulsive
>>63121You're not getting away that easily.
>>63120Isn't it?
>>63121You aren't leaving
>>63122Torc's faggot does a small bow
>>63116"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
>>63121<whoooof>"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
>>63127>>63125Torc strolls up to Infernius
"You aren't strolling to your death before you meet your daughter. Now go fucking talk to her before I adopt her for myself"
>>63130"... I will. At least, I hope to. But for right now, Soros is the least of your concerns."
>>63130Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
>>63131"Reeeeeeeeeeee"
*thrashes in gay fucking hand*
>>63133Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy