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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64006
64007
>>64003
>>64004
Behead those who assault Adeline.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64007
>>64006
Beheading is to quick.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64008
64009
>>64005
Sorry i fell asleep
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64009
64010
>>64008
Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64010
64011
>>64009
Well on the bright side i can help addy.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64011
64012
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?
The appropriate response
As they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.
>>64010
Oh she's not that helpless.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64012
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>>64011
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64013
64014 64016
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64014
64015
>>64013
*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64015
64020
>>64014
"Stop."
*unzips dick*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64016
>>64013
I >rape him
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64017
64019
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64018
64019 64020
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64019
>>64018
>>64017
Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64020
64021
>>64015
*bitch-slaps minotaur*
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later."
>>64018
Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64021
>>64020
*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64022
64023 64024
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64023
64025
>>64022
*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64024
64025
>>64022
Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64025
64026 64027
>>64023
Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.
>>64024
The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.
>>64023
"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64026
64027 64028
>>64025
".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64027
>>64026
"Uh. What?"
>>64025
*grabs alfantis*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64028
64029
>>64026
"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64029
64030
>>64028
Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"... We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64030
64031 64032
>>64029
"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,..."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64031
>>64030
"Theres no food...."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64032
64033
>>64030
>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings
"I don't think you'll want this pizza..." Tracy says grimly
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64033
64034 64058
>>64032
Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food. Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64034
64035
>>64033
After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64035
64036 64037
>>64034
"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64036
64037
>>64035
"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64037
64038
>>64035
"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036
"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64038
64040
>>64037
Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64039
64041 64042
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64040
64041
>>64038
"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64041
64042 64048
>>64039
Tracy follows suit
>>64040
*slices dick off with Dark*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64042
>>64039
>>64041
*follows*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64043
64044 64049
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64044
64045
>>64043
Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.64045
64046
>>64044
And raped, good to be thorough
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64046
64047
>>64045
*pulls out his teeth*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64047
64048
>>64046
*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64048
64050 64052
>>64041
"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047
*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.64049
>>64043
"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.64050
64051
>>64048
"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64051
>>64050
"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64052
64053
>>64048
"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.64053
64054
>>64052
"Butcher's choice."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.64054
>>64053
"So be it."
>insert anime slashing sound effects here
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.64055
64056
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =