>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>64003>>64004Behead those who assault Adeline.
>>64008Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
>>64009Well on the bright side i can help addy.
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?
The appropriate responseAs they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.
>>64010Oh she's not
that helpless.
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
>>64013*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
>>64014"Stop."
*unzips dick*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
>>64018>>64017Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
>>64015*bitch-slaps minotaur*
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later."
>>64018Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
>>64020*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
>>64022*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
>>64022Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
>>64023Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.
>>64024The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.
>>64023"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
>>64025".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
>>64026"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
>>64028Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"... We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
>>64029"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,..."
>>64030>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings"I don't think you'll want
this pizza..." Tracy says grimly
>>64032Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food.
Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
>>64033After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
>>64034"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
>>64035"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
>>64035"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
>>64037Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
>>64038"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
>>64039Tracy follows suit
>>64040*slices dick off with Dark*
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
>>64043Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
>>64044And raped, good to be thorough
>>64046*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
>>64041"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
>>64048"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
>>64050"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
>>64048"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =