>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>64033
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
>>64062
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
>>64066
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
>>64068
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
>>64072
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
>>64072
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Well, that was dumb...
>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
>>64075
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells
"REGINA! Are you there?"
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells
"REGINA! Are you there?"
>>64079
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
>>64080
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
[17d6 = 57]
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.
Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.
Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
>>64081
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
[1d20 = 4]
>>64083
"No. You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"
Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
>>64083
"No. You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"
Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
[4d20 = 39]
>>64083
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
>>64083
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
>>64082
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
>>64091
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
>>64098
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
>>64099
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
>>64104
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
>>64105
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
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