>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.
By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
>>63599Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
>>63600I'll say Torc was with them
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
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Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
>>63604fucked up with that sentence there...
>>63600Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
[1d20+20 = 29]>>63603Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
>>63606Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
>>63609It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
>>63608Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
>>63610If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
>>63612"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
>>63615"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
>>63616"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
>>63618"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
>>63619Uh, its a rather long and winding path
>>63620What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
>>63621Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
>>63620Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots""Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you""Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
>>63620ENTERS THE KEEP. Um, enters the building with Fae. Probably Stix as well. What see?
>>63622The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
>>63626Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
>>63623The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
[1d20+5 = 17]>>63626reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
[1d20+27 = 38]>>63626Hmmm.
Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
[1d20 = 8]>>63630"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
[6d20 = 71]>>63631Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
>>63635Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?
>>63636What a waste of a pali
>>63634>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
>>63640"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
>>63642Ah k, perfect.
>>63641"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
[1d20+7 = 20]>>63646Snek trys his luck at the door