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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63648
63650
>>63647
Is he shooting it?
AwTOG
?
No.63649
63652
[1d20+27 = 33]
>>63646
One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63650
63652
>>63648
Charging
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63651
63652
>>63646
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63652
63653 63654 63657 63658 63662
>>63651
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649
>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63653
>>63652
F U C K
U
C
K
tNcz9
?
No.63654
63655 63656
[1d20+9 = 26]
>>63652
Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63655
63656 63657
>>63654
Infernuis follows behind snek.
l8rQ6
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No.63656
63658 63659
[1d20 = 10]
>>63655
Infernius wails on the door a bit more before he cn fit through. Meanwhile.
>>63654
Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
AwTOG
?
No.63657
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[1d20+17 = 28]
[1d20+17 = 20]
>>63652
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!

Also, Fae claws at the door

>>63655
Infernius is too big
tNcz9
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No.63658
63661
[1d20+8 = 9]
>>63652
>Gigajew
Does dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?
>>63656
Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63659
63664
>>63656
Do i need to roll or no?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63660
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
l8rQ6
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No.63661
63663
[1d20 = 5]
>>63658
Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
T1/jE
?
No.63662
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63652
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63663
63665
>>63661
I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63664
>>63659
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
l8rQ6
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No.63665
63666
[2d20 = 17]
>>63663
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63666
63667
>>63665
Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.

Checkd for Death
l8rQ6
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No.63667
63668
[2d20 = 28]
>>63666
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.

Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63668
63669
>>63667
I think the second one misses.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63669
63670
>>63668
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
JD8Vj
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No.63670
63671
[1d20+8 = 22]
>>63669

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63671
63673
>>63670
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63672
63675
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63673
63681
>>63671
Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63674
63676
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63675
63676 63677
1bc.jpg
>>63672
Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63676
63678 63680
>>63674
"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly"

>>63675
Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63677
63679
>>63675
The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63678
>>63676
What?
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63679
63681
>>63677
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
Anonymous
j9pwi
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No.63680
>>63676
Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63681
63682 63683 63684 63686
>>63679
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
JD8Vj
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No.63682
63687
[1d20 = 18]
>>63681
I jumo through the hole
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63683
63687
>>63681
Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
Anonymous
AwTOG
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No.63684
>>63681
Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
j9pwi
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No.63685
63687
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63686
63687
>>63681
Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63687
63688 63690 63692 63696 63758
>>63682
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685
Success
>>63686
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63688
63689
>>63687
I run to cover. If there is any.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63689
63693
>>63688
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
Anonymous
AwTOG
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No.63690
63691
>>63687
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63691
63695
>>63690
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63692
63694 63697
>>63687
Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63693
63697
>>63689
I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63694
>>63692
*kick down the wall
Anonymous
zLtXr
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No.63695
63697
>>63691
Trumpaladin waves back

"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63696
63697 63717
>>63687
Fair enough
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63697
63698 63707
>>63692
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not
>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.