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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63288
63289
>>63286
"What is 'Dubai,' on that map? And you say that you knew what happened to Slovenia and the like? That you knew where they went? Well, if you know where Soros keeps his tailor, I wouldn't be surprised that if the Tower is nearby"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63289
63293
>>63287
"The city no longer houses the Court, there's no need for it anymore."
>>63288
"I've never been to Dubai, but Slovenia and Felicia were taken to Bohemian Grove, so that might be a good place to start looking."
Anonymous
T1/jE
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No.63290
63291
>>63286
Tracy begins flipping through the wanted posters she took.
"...Has anyone else we knew managed to survive?" She asks grimly
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63291
63292
>>63290
"I don't know of any, and if somehow there are some then they're either slaves or worse at this point." ~_~
Anonymous
T1/jE
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No.63292
63294
>>63291
I assume none of the posters are relevant?

"Bohemian grove sounds like a good place to start..
Wait, if the Imperial city no longer houses the court, does it even still exist?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63293
63296
>>63289
"Bohemian Grove it is then, the best place to start"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63294
63295
>>63292
"I suppose that's a good point. Soros could have easily gotten rid of them too. I have no way of knowing."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63295
63297
>>63294
"Have you seen many undead?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63296
63299
>>63293
"Lets go burn it down!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63297
63299
>>63295
"Aside from the mass in Durpistan, no," she chuckles for a moment. "They sent that after us months ago, thought that would flush us out," she smiles with a sigh. "Some of them were from Sparintenar. It wasn't until after I put some of them down that I realized we could bolster the city defenses by coralling them."
Anonymous
T1/jE
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No.63298
63302
"Those scaly creatures, down below, where did they come from? Are they demons too?" Tracy asks, knowing nothing about the world
"Are there any other factions working with Soros?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63299
63300 63301
>>63296
"Burning it down just increases the chance that we will all be killed before we get back. We need to be discrete. We need to find a way back"

>>63297
"Well... My best guess is that the Court existed recently at least.

I entirely understand why Kefka and The Lady wanted them gone"
Anonymous
T1/jE
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No.63300
63302 63304
>>63299
"It was Kefka's court; he could've destroyed them whenever he wanted. Why would he want them gone?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63301
>>63299
"Yea you probably right."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63302
63304
>>63298
"Those are the Slaadi. They live underground ordinarily, but they have been contracted by Soros to do his bidding. Rigidly hierarchical, the Grey ones are the ones you have to worry about, though don't get surrounded by the Blue ones either. Anyway, he uses them as an expendable army, without risking any of his abyssal forces. Pawns essentially, except don't tell them that."
>>63300
"I'm not sure that their relationship is that great. In Kefka's case, the combined court could have presented a significant threat to him, and without the Tarrasque he wouldn't have as much leverage. The Court existed before Kefka,... betrayed us,... so who knows what their motivations and networks consist of."
Anonymous
T1/jE
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No.63303
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>Tarrasque
pxNxt
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No.63304
63305 63306
>>63300
"My best guess is that he couldn't destroy them whenever he wanted, or that he needed to do it discretely. Why would he want them gone? He didn't trust them. I bet he figured they had their own agenda. And considering they worked with Zion to kill him, it looks like he was right"

>>63302
"Betrayed us?"
\r
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63305
63307
>>63304
"What zion?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63306
63307
>>63304
"I thought I mentioned that years ago. Yeah, Kefka was a player too. He's the reason I went to the outer planes in the first place."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63307
63308
>>63306
"Wait, what? I haven't heard any of this! I also haven't even been here a year..."

>>63305
"Zion is an empire that came in from the north. They came in as merchants first, but took over slowly, and summoned Soros from the outer planes"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63308
63309
>>63307
"We crush them when we get back."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63309
63311
>>63308
"Yes. We crush them. Flay them. Everyone of them."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63310
>wants to kill something
"You're right about that."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63311
>>63309
"Brutally"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63312
63313 63314
"Those salami things. If they're already here, does that mean they've relayed our location to the abyssals?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63313
63314
>>63312
"And if so, does that mean Soros's hoard could arrive sooner or later, if they've seen any of us?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63314
63316
>>63312
"Undoubtably, but I doubt they realize the significance of your arrival."
>>63313
"Potentially, yes."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63315
63318
I forget, did Brad ever declare who he was in that fight with the groundskeeper, or did he keep his identity obscured (chicken disguise).
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63316
63318
>>63314
"When we go get thing back?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63317
63318
So where exactly are we?
Getting ready to leave for the grove?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63318
63319 63320
>>63315
I don't think he identified himself, other than as a man of Football. That alone could lead to a conclusion, except he also did a good job of cutting the Gay into pieces and dissolving the body in Holy Ade. I'd say he's fine.
>>63316
Thez shrugs, "Whenever we're ready. Bohemian Grove lies in the forest beyond where Kiynen's swamp is,... was perhaps,...."
>>63317
Yes
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63319
>>63318
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63320
63321 63323
>>63318
"I'm ready if need be." Tracy says, stretching
"Question is, who's going to stay behind?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63321
63322
>>63320
"Behind?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63322
63324 63327
>>63321
*Looks briefly at Addy, Spike, and [insert name here]*
"Well, I don't mean to leave anyone behind, but there are children here.. If those salamis get wise to the situation, they'll have to relocate anyway, but is it right to just take them into uncharted enemy territory..." Tracy says, with a look that expresses that she's not so sure of her proposition
"Shouldn't someone stay here in case the hoard breaks the barrier? Unless you have a plan for where to make camp outside the grove."
pardon my autism. I'm sick as hell and not thinking straight....
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63323
63328
>>63320
"I'm going, at Lea to help Felicia"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63324
>>63322
"I mean you do have point but couldn't kiyen protect them?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63325
63326
I assumed Kiynen was going to stay with her chicks. Wasn't sure about anyone else though.
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63326
>>63325
Lenos can stay I guess
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63327
63329 63330 63332
>>63322
Tremendous stomping can be heard from over the side of the building, crowing closer. Finally, Kiynen swings her massive head over the side of the building (she's crawling up it).
"We're not staying here. If this works, this nightmare scenario can be avoided," she 'quietly' roars.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63328
63331 63335
>>63323
"You think about it wrong meme boy, if we get back we can help felica by not letting her get captured."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63329
>>63327
Tracy nods with hesitant conviction
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63330
63334
>>63327
"Oh hey lenos girl."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63331
63335 63336 63338
>>63328
"I agree with I'nis and Kiynen. As much as I hate to leave Felicia and Slovenia - as well as others - to their fate, as well as risking the children, its our best hope."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63332
>>63327
"Haven't seen you in a while"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63334
63344 63346
>>63330
Thez dabs on Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63335
63337 63339
>>63331
>>63328
"But if we change the past.. what'll happen to all of you in the present..?"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63336
>>63331
"We've got to get back"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63337
>>63335
"I... I don't know that either. But we can't leave things as they are."
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63338
>>63331
Torc grimaces a little bit before Snek slaps him with his tail
>"Pull yourself together, you can make sure it doesn't happen."
"Alright, fine. So where do we start?"