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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

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Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39522
39525 39527
Spoilered
You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39524
39525
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Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39525
39528 39529
>>39524
"Censorship IS wonderful! I don't know,...."
>>39522
You do realize why its staring the painter (and thus the viewer) in the eyes right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39527
>>39522
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39528
>>39525
I can tell by the look on his face..
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39529
39534
>>39525
because it wants muh sweet sweet soulcoin.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39530
39531
>>39526 →
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39531
39533
>>39530
"TRACY! TAKE ME TO THE TOWER!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39533
39537
>>39531
*flies higher*

Was she able to pick up any scent back then?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39534
39536 39539
>>39529
Ding

Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39535
39538
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39536
39548
>>39534
but what it didnt know was i had a water gun filled with holy water im my pocket
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39537
>>39533
>>39533
"Tracy, what are you doing?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39538
39541
>>39535
spooky. why do you say that?
GWAzm
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No.39539
39542 39544
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39540
39543
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39541
39547
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39542
39544 39545
>>39539
*butterfly lands on nose*
*howling siezes abruptly*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39543
39546 39547
>>39540
Shall I repost the song for posterity? ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39544
39549
>>39542
>>39539
Regardless, she makes a bee-line towards the forest, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39545
1510376002300.png
>>39542

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39546
39550 39552
>>39543
What song? The Anime bullshit? I don't watch those
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39547
>>39543
yes.
>>39541
i understand meta physics to an extent.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39548
39551
>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39549
nightmare form 2.jpg
>>39544
She's moving at full speed, like a fiery comet.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39550
>>39546
>vidya game
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39551
39553 39554 39555
>>39548
Trumpaladin jumps off
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39552
>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39553
39559
>>39551
He'd break both his legs from the height, and potentially die from the speed.
5pjEW
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No.39554
39558
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39555
39556 39557 39558
>>39551
And what do you intend by that? Intention is a major factor after all,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39556
>>39555
To land on the ground
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39557
>>39555
trips confirm.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39558
39560
>>39555
Checked.
>>39554
Why does he need the whole corpse?
xqbzJ
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No.39559
39563
[1d20 = 8]
>>39553
>die
Maybe
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39560
1513040531559.png
>>39558
Why does Tracy need to go crazy?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39561
39562
Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39562
39566
>>39561
Drink a heal serious wounds potion from the flask

Observe surroundings
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39563
39565 39566
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39564
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39565
>>39563
necrophilia is degenerate.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39566
39568
>>39563
The dead unicorn? Wew!
>>39562 >>39561
Near the outskirts I'd imagine
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39567
39569
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39568
39570
>>39566
Tries to ascertain location, and walks to the tower with Unicorn 647
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39569
39570
>>39567
She makes her way towards the golf course.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39570
39571 39572 39573 39577 39582
>>39568
Dragging a unicorn corpse is difficult, especially since the port is already littered with corpses. He can do so of course, but it may take some time. Also, there's the onlookers,....
>>39569
The grove then?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39571
39582
>>39570
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39572
39574
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39573
39574
>>39570
Onlookers?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39574
39575 39576
>>39572
All you need is a hair.
>>39573
Yes.
They see the local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house.