Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40654"And you're not lying to me?"
>>40655"D'aww. That's cute. Why did you pick that name?"
>>40657"Pfft! And I bet you think ours might be a girl"
>>40656"thez liked first name, me say okay but her middle name be Adolfa."
>>40657"me love him just the same."
>>40661"How could it be otherwise?"
>>40659"She won't be taking the name of the house of Thez?"
>>40662"What if we had a filly? You wouldn't be disappointed, would you?"
*brushes up against leg*
>>40662"me guess not. thez didnt say anything about that."
>>40665"Preston is a beautiful maiden name for her"
>>40666"thank you. hey trump is trumpaladin your name?"
>>40664"You know, I'd be happy to give you another foal, Flashy. Just promise me you'll love all of our children the same."
>>40666Satan confirms
>>40667"It's what I go by here. Or what everyone calls me here."
>>40668"I will... but in return, will you promise not to get in the way of
my purpose? What I am here for"
\r
>>40669"trump noy your real name?"
>>40670"No, Trump is the name of my model and hero. He who I strive to be like"
>>40671"I am not a Nazi. No, I am here to be a soldier. Law Enforcement. A defender. A Patriot"
>>40672"... but... You are here to 14, right?"
*stretches provocatively*
>>40671>>40673"I'm just fine to help secure a future for white children though. I don't see why that is controversial. I just don't hate Jews, Mexicans, or Blacks"
>>40674"Sure, I guess"
>>40675"My name is Brad. Brad Sentry. Tracy calls me by a nickname I gained in high school"
>>40676"me sorry for being rude and not asking earlier. me thought trumpalidin was name."
> I just don't hate Jews"y-you like jews?"
>>40677"And for three months I thought there was no "n" in your name. It's okay, call me Trumpaladin. I don't like me very much anyways"
"Eh, why not?"
\r
>>40679*pets pony*
"would you ever lie to me?"
>>40678"brad me like you my friend."
>>40684"But Tracy, will you promise not to get in the way of my purpose?"
>>40683"hey brad can me ask about life before you come here?"
>>40688"What do you want to know?"
>>40687"Sure, Flashy.."
*resumes humping leg*
"So long as you'll be ready to settle down once I'm ready to givebirth to our foal."
>>40690"I would. I will. I just need to be sure I can trust you"
Gosh I'm sick...
I'm going to bed. Might get up again later if I feel better.
>>40694"I lived in the great and noble United States, in many places, mostly across the old south. I spent much of my life trying to hold the line on the Texas border"
>>40696"Difficult to describe. Imagine freedom and opportunity, in their noblest forms as ideas, and an entire country built around that"
>>40698"Well that's something of a philosophical question, now isn't it. That's okay, I may as well put my philosophical studies to use.
Freedom, in it's basest, simplest form, is the lack of inhibition. That is, that no one is preventing you from doing that which you want to do. But any animal in the forest enjoys that sort of freedom, yet no person of worth would chose to live like an animal. No, we did better than that. We created a freedom fit for Man. The freedom to become the best person you can possibly be. The freedom to put your talents to use, the freedom to create, and the freedom to enjoy the fruits of your own work. The freedom to build prosperity for yourself and your family. The Hope that you may leave for your children a better life than was left for you. The hope that you too, though perhaps starting as a poor, underclass immigrant in new land, may one day become a legend"
>>40699Why'd you want to be a Lawful Paladin instead of a Paladin of Freedom?
*goes back to bed*
>>40700Well, for starters, I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I started, and i think Paladin was just suggested to me so I went with it. But I like the lawful alignment, and while I'm peeved at times by how weak the Paladin class feels compared to some other classes, I am not sure I regret playing one
>>40699"hmm that sound nice but can jews take office?"
>>40702"Anyone can take office who meets the requirements, is voted in under the relevant procedures, and takes the oath. Tests of religion are prohibited"
>>40703"ha you think "jew" is just a religion? i bet you think they arent all evil either. then this freedom is highly corruptible."