Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40701*rises from the dead*
It's one of the variant Paladin's in Unearthed Arcana. They're just like regular Paladins except muh freedom.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Freedom_Class_Features..Now that I think of it, I guess you're more of a Lawful type anyway....
*dies once more*
>>40704"I can't say I am an expert in Jews. As I understand it, it's several ethnic groups. Why would I think they are all evil?"
>>40705To quote for you the final lines of America the Beautiful, "Confirm thy soul in self-control, thy liberty in law"
>>40706Yeah, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm...
>>40707take some Tylenol.
>>40706"are you being serous? they have caused every war in war in Equestrian history. and since me dont have any books about america i can only assume its the same with your dimension. and that your history is being manipulated by a few jews in high places in your government."
>>40708"and it has been that way for centuries."
>>40707>>40707*Pets Tracy's faggot*
I'm immune to disease, so I can't really say I understand your situation...>>40708"Do you even have Ashkenazim in Equestria?
I can tell you that the people who fucked us over, mostly, were the white male Christians we trusted - we chose - to protect us. Their insistence they were good Christian did not help us when they flooded the country with poor immigrants"
>>40710"yes the (((griffions))) are from the area you speak of." Reeeeeeeeeee mien fuhrer was christian."
>>40711"Griffons, you say? Well, we may sooner or later want to look for some in the mountains. I found another mountain range north of here while hunting with Tracy a few days ago. I've been meaning to go Dragon hunting anyways.
Did thy Fuhrer let ten million Mexicans just walk over?"
>>40712"no he didnt. he got rid of they invaders for his neighbors."
"Me love monster hunting, me used to do it all the time when me was in the mountains were me went after me was banished."
>>40714"Do you now?"
>>40713"Well, then I guess he was a better leader than so many of ours.
I haven't really gone monster hunting much at all, but I haven't killed a dragon yet"
*does a sequence like William Shattner yelling "KHAN!!!" in Wrath of Khan, except he yells "KIYNEN!!!"*
>>40715"I do..
.. meat bun?"
*hold out lunch cooked with love*
>>40717*takes meat bun from pony*
*looks at pony*
"Can I trust you?"
[1d20+15 = 20]>>40718>seductive tone"Of course you can, ~Flashy"
Sleight Of Hand to remove his pants while he's distracted eating. Torc's door bursts out with a explosion. Out walks a singed wizard.
"Hey eejits, the fuck are you guys doing?"
>>40719Reeeeeeee!
*Looks at her in a way that shows his suspicion of her*
*Full of apprehension, he takes a bite*
>>40721*Stands up with no pants on*
*pulls sword, since weapons belt is on but pants are not*
"Who the hell just burst in!"
>>40721"Meat bun?"
*offers sizzling hot meat bun*
>>40723"You know, your imidation doesn't really work without your pants."
>>40724"Thx frend"
>takes bite"Thats good, what is it?"
>>40715"yes but he fell under the weight of (((communist jews))) and (((capitalist jews))) working together, do you know what the (((griffons))) did to the pony and Minotaur women in Germaneigh?""
>>40725Assumes Combat stance
"Nigger, I ain't here to merely intimidate"
Looks down, to see that he is not wearing pants
>>40727"Uh... what did they do?"
[1d20 = 18]>>40728>Combat stanceOh no you don't. She's got you flat-footed and (partly) unarmored.
~Sneak Attack!
>>40728"well all of the men died holding off (((them))), so the woman were brutally raped and when the reds drank to much and couldn't get it up they raped them with bottles."
the sad part is this actually happend look up the rape of Berlin
>>40730>>40730I'm confused by this post
"Gah!"
>>40729"You need to cook more often"
>>40728"Yeah, sorry but it ain't working"
>>40731Torc walks over and conforts Infernius
Hiatory sucks sometimes
>>40731"You mean... Like the bolsheviks did?
Excuse me I think I'm being attacked right now"
>>40734"Why are you always such a dick to me?"
>>40737I'm imagining him being knocked over and falling to the floor
>>40735>>40737"oh um excuse me"
>>40734"torc brad seems to be getting the suck should we move to a different room?"
>>40739While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself
"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
>>40736"Hey you're the one parading your underware"
>>40739"Good idea"
Torc runs
>>40743You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?
*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
>>40747She only bounced off of the bull rush to push the chair over.
*gets into chair and grapples*
B-b-but.. it's ~cold outside!
>>40751Um... +5 strength modifier and higher base attack
>>40749>>40751*Tries to set pony on lap*
>>40745>>40749"uh we can start it again later if you are busy."
>>40753Grapples are just strength checks.