Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>40439
"I spent some time down at the docks and learned the recipe from an old pirate chef. The meat is local game."
"I spent some time down at the docks and learned the recipe from an old pirate chef. The meat is local game."
GM acknowledges quietly and to himself, he has indeed created a monster.
>>40444
"Can you be more specific?"
"Can you be more specific?"
>>40446
Sense motive on pony
"If you eat it, will it activate that mark of justice I placed on you?"
Sense motive on pony
"If you eat it, will it activate that mark of justice I placed on you?"
>>40448
And is that a yes or no? The mark will show
And is that a yes or no? The mark will show
>>40453
"... Bones,...." Darkie nods.
"... Bones,...." Darkie nods.
>>40455
>>40448
"Do you like the recipe?"
>>40448
"Do you like the recipe?"
>>40455
KEK. Shall we assume that he generally follows instruction that is reasonable and sincere? Does he prefer to shitpost in response to unreasonable or unfollow-able directions, or would he instead appeal directly to Tracy?
KEK. Shall we assume that he generally follows instruction that is reasonable and sincere? Does he prefer to shitpost in response to unreasonable or unfollow-able directions, or would he instead appeal directly to Tracy?
... perhaps he ignores entirely....
>>40457
"We can hire the chef for a new restaurant. Even build a new one, with the opportunities that open up"
"We can hire the chef for a new restaurant. Even build a new one, with the opportunities that open up"
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>>40463
This is giving me so many ideas
This is giving me so many ideas
"I'NIS!!" Thez shouts from the next room. "Where'd he run off to?" she <whooof> is in the room looking for him.
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>deleting everything
Why do you hate skeletons?
Why do you hate skeletons?
>>40467
You created this entire character as an autistic revenge plot against me. If you're going to try to cuck my character by subverting him yet still being in a place of trust, you're going to do it on screen
You created this entire character as an autistic revenge plot against me. If you're going to try to cuck my character by subverting him yet still being in a place of trust, you're going to do it on screen
>>40469
Oh stop it. Characters do stuff off-screen all the time, like how Torc used that unicorn as a stunt-double to trick us.
Oh stop it. Characters do stuff off-screen all the time, like how Torc used that unicorn as a stunt-double to trick us.
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>>40467
"You know, if this one breaks, you could animate Korak next just for kicks." Darkie offers.
>>40468
Technically that's not true, he's down in the forges, but I was story-line presenting Thez and alluding subtly to a developmental device while allowing her to see the new butler.
>>40470
That occurred during a rabbit dialogue
"You know, if this one breaks, you could animate Korak next just for kicks." Darkie offers.
>>40468
Technically that's not true, he's down in the forges, but I was story-line presenting Thez and alluding subtly to a developmental device while allowing her to see the new butler.
>>40470
That occurred during a rabbit dialogue
Twisting a "dial" on her bracelet, she pops the top open and dumps out a pile of rings and necklaces. Its not nearly as fine or extensive as the one Tracy "doesn't have", but its still pretty decent. "Can I um,... make him shinier?" she smiles sweetly and innocently at Tracy.
>>40470
I'm not bothered by an undead butler and only slightly bothered by a curse removal off screan. I'm bothered by your implying murder of travellers and sailors in port barry off screen, and then implied Red Dragon Hannibal Lector scene
I'm not bothered by an undead butler and only slightly bothered by a curse removal off screan. I'm bothered by your implying murder of travellers and sailors in port barry off screen, and then implied Red Dragon Hannibal Lector scene
>>40474
Or it could be that she sequestered a skeleton (at LEAST one, she's gonna wait until she can command that GIANT one) for exactly this situation, being a blackguard and able to do that and all.
Or it could be that she sequestered a skeleton (at LEAST one, she's gonna wait until she can command that GIANT one) for exactly this situation, being a blackguard and able to do that and all.
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There was just a hoarde of undead, many of which were not even damaged when being turned or spelled to erm, death. It makes perfect sense that she acquired a totally faultless skeleton (plus the giant).
>inb4 Ultra-Mega Bones
>>40477
She found this guy just wandering around the streets alone. He looked lonely, so she threw an old top-hat she found on him and took him home.
>♬ ~There must have been some magick in that old hat they found, 'cuz when they placed it on his head he started to dance around! ♬
>>40479
Why not? It's moar fun that way.
*doot doot*
She found this guy just wandering around the streets alone. He looked lonely, so she threw an old top-hat she found on him and took him home.
>♬ ~There must have been some magick in that old hat they found, 'cuz when they placed it on his head he started to dance around! ♬
>>40479
Why not? It's moar fun that way.
*doot doot*
Yeah, I've put up with this troll for four months now. Fuck this guy
>>40479
What I'm getting at is this is something Tracy mentioned a long time ago, with regard to the Blackguard fiendish servant, and was never brought up again. The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever, but Tracy indicated a want for a skeleton instead. It hasn't been brought up since, but there's like 4 different ways of explaining how it happened that doesn't offend Trump's curse seal.
What I'm getting at is this is something Tracy mentioned a long time ago, with regard to the Blackguard fiendish servant, and was never brought up again. The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever, but Tracy indicated a want for a skeleton instead. It hasn't been brought up since, but there's like 4 different ways of explaining how it happened that doesn't offend Trump's curse seal.
>>40484
>Four different non offensive ways
Again, this is true. But this guy who created this fucking character specifically for the purpose of trolling me wants it to be the one way that is offensive
>Four different non offensive ways
Again, this is true. But this guy who created this fucking character specifically for the purpose of trolling me wants it to be the one way that is offensive
>>40485
Tell you what. I won't delete your posts or ban you if you affirm that the innocent explain (or one of several innocent explanations) is true
Tell you what. I won't delete your posts or ban you if you affirm that the innocent explain (or one of several innocent explanations) is true
Thez gasps with excitement and runs out of the room "Ijusthadanidea!" she yells as she runs.
>>40488
Ponies are allowed. Tracy is a pony. Tracy's faggot is allowed.
>>40488
Ponies are allowed. Tracy is a pony. Tracy's faggot is allowed.
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>>40492
The sound of "YOU BITCH!" can be heard faintly from the direction of the forge as <whoooof> Thez appears holding the ruby goggles. "They're mine anyway,.... How about these? They were originally monocles that I had put together!"
>>40493
Zald-posting and Tracy-trolling aren't even comparable, nice try tho.
The sound of "YOU BITCH!" can be heard faintly from the direction of the forge as <whoooof> Thez appears holding the ruby goggles. "They're mine anyway,.... How about these? They were originally monocles that I had put together!"
>>40493
Zald-posting and Tracy-trolling aren't even comparable, nice try tho.
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>>40495
With a nod, Thez <SNAP> breaks the clasp linking the two eye-pieces, and yanks off the strap connecting them. I'll have Ben <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whoooof> put a chain on both, making a matching Monocle and Pocket-watch!"
With a nod, Thez <SNAP> breaks the clasp linking the two eye-pieces, and yanks off the strap connecting them. I'll have Ben <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whoooof> put a chain on both, making a matching Monocle and Pocket-watch!"
>>40496
I don't need an explaination, just no offscreen murder of human travellers in Port barry
The meat is animals from Trollestia's forest, simmered from the fire, and the skeleton is from an undead zombie. Or maybe a citizen whose soul got sucked out by a devourer - Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
I don't need an explaination, just no offscreen murder of human travellers in Port barry
The meat is animals from Trollestia's forest, simmered from the fire, and the skeleton is from an undead zombie. Or maybe a citizen whose soul got sucked out by a devourer - Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
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