Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39725You don't have to.
Tracy re-keens her edges and returns to the docks.
>>39731I'm already into it, might as well finish. Besides, its better that I determine these things in the event that she becomes more integrated like Slovenia (who was on the fly, but hasn't - yet - blown up in my face)
>>39731*looks at pony before she leaves*
Alright. Felicia's cutie mark is a paintbrush with paint on it. Also, she's fucking a white mare! and her mane is light green. In response to Tracy's question (before Tracy departed) "I live in Phillydelphia,... or I guess I used to."
>>39737"Oh, been there. Parasprites suck."
>>39737"How did you get here? Did the Wizard summon you?"
>>39738*condescending look*
"You're not going to kill her - again?"
>>39740*confused look*
"... No.. I've got bigger fish to fry anyway."
*leaves to the docks*
>>39739"I'm not sure to be honest. The last thing I remember was being in a horrible accident that GM hasn't yet figured out the nature of. Then I found myself in a small room kind of like these rooms with a bed and a chest, but before I could even look around I was transported to those docks that we
ahem met at. The wizard fellow and the other unicorn were there, and they asked me to keep an eye on the area, but not before casting a spell that altered my appearance. I thought it was all a dream, so I complied."
>>39741Upon nearing the docks, Tracy passes Darkie who has a shit-eating grin on his face.
>>39743"What's so funny, charcoal?"
>>39743"That's... That's very interesting. I'm sorry it is no dream... We probably have an extra room if you wish to stay with us"
Also, is Fae on her way?
>>39744"Its not every day that I get to come up on a unicorn horn! Those things are priceless!"
>>39745Just arriving, yes. Look, there she is now.
>>39746"Yeah, sure. More valuable dead than alive."
Tracy once again begins to look for Trolls scent.
>>39746"Hello Fae... So... I know some of the damage, but what's the state of things?"
>>39746Any chance Darkemeter will return to the tower?
>>39749Of course, what's he going to do, help clean up the port?
>>39748"The city only suffered minor structural damages, thanks to your quick work at the gate. Civilian casualties were kept minimal, due to the organized response from the various groups the party has been cultivating. The whores have been completely and unrecoverably wiped out, as well as a fair number of the Fight Club, along with a few of the Gestapo and the Generals. The monsters broke in from the Ethereal plane and immediately began devouring the souls of the whores and some of the Fight Club. Quickly discovering they were out-matched, Yak Lee led the Fight Club to escape the building and sound the alarm to the various other groups who were already mobilized and were working to escort the civilians to the stadium. Sechs led the resistance as the monsters gave chase, stalling the creatures long enough for the citizens to make good their escape."
>>39747Can she find anything?
Also, Detect Good, to look for any lingering Auras.
>>39750"Brave Souls, everyone of them. I am happy to see our citizens can defend themselves. Are any of the generals or Spartans dead but reserrectable?"
While talking, Trumpaladin goes with Fae to the stables, and encourages Felicia to come as well
>>39751Nope, Troll has apparently put some distance between herself and the general area, out of range of detection spells and preventing tracking via Airwalk
[1d20+10 = 23]>>39753>preventing tracking via AirwalkA flying unicorn had to stand out.
Gather Information check: ask the locals if they say anything flying over, or which direction it went in.
>>39754Not amidst the chaos of the undead, no
>>39755How many Drowners are there by the docks?
>>39756Dozens, but they're just sitting there in the water, as though commanded to hold their position and not issued any further commands.
GM, time to ask the stupid question that no one has asked this far. When Trumpaladin walks into the stables, does he see something a bit like pic related in Trollestia's usual spot in the stable?
>>39758No, Trollestia is nowhere to be found.
>>39759
>Flying
>When you could have done the exact same fucking thing just by standing on the edge of the docks
Okay, but no nightmare Sus at all. You need to learn how to use the abilities you already have correctly
>>39764
>they present no threat.
Are they all re-kill though?
Tracy's faggot hates drowners.
>>39768Just making sure they're all exterminated.
Fucking Drowners man...
>>39760Now go to the main lobby and search for Darkie
[1d20 = 5]>>39767Can Tracy get a better look at the pyramid-thing?
1d20 Search check, because I can't find my character sheet..
>>39772*searches frantically for file*
Just for the clarification, does the +20 competence bonus on attacks granted by True Strike apply to Sneak Attacks?
>>39775Just wondering, because you don't roll for Sneak Attacks.
>>39776Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC. The difference between a sneak attack and a regular attack is in the damage modifier. Not the attack modifier
>>39770we are fighting drowners?
>>39777>Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC.No it isn't. Targets just roll for reflex saves.
>>39778Tracy is just clearing some out, venting frustration, and giving her faggot some retribution for old grudges.
>>39778No, there were some at the docks that were immobilized, presumably when their commander was either killed (Pelosi?) or trapped in the Lair
>>39779I don't see that mentioned anywhere in the wiki, only the damage difference
That also doesn't make any sense. A sneak attack is subject to having it's target being covered in armor, or the person doing the attack misses, or any of the other vulnerabilities of combat. The only difference is that the rogue targets a critical area, so if it does land, it does a hell of a lot more damage. That doesn't affect the chances of it landing
>>39779Take this line in the entry for Rogues
>She cannot use a weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage in a sneak attack, not even with the usual -4 penaltyWhat the hell is that sentence even talking about except a penalty to attack rolls? It wouldn't mention that unless attack rolls applied to sneak attacks
>>39771He's just climbing back in the tower. "You lot, you might consider a more available way of getting into the building than a rope."
>>39779On a death strike, yes; not on a sneak attack, a sneak is rolled like a standard attack.
>>39783I see now.
So, do targets still apply their reflex saves to regular Sneak Attacks?
>>39783Also, can Tracy get a better look at the tower?