Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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Muh lunch scene!
*fishes skull-plates out of armor*
*throws them in the entertron*
*treats fire-giants to lunch*
>>40605"tracy can come too we eat lunch there."
>>40605Fire giants wouldn't fit. Also they are dicks. Or those ones were
>>40609"they good but thezs food better."
*smug minotuar face*
>>40609"I'm not in grade school anymore. I never eat any meat unless I know what it is first"
>>40608They're not that much bigger than Infernius, and she's just treating them to lunch.
*hands-out meat buns*
>>40612When we fought them, they were actual giants though
>>40613Eh.
*hands out free meals*
>>40614I thought they'd just leave after they ate.
>>40615*eats*
"tracy these good, what kind of meat is in it?"
Felicia's body still exists
>>40619"tracy me hear red wine help with baby development when drank in small doses."
>>40622this could have made it into buns.
>>40624kek
Darkie was sure to get her horn.
>>40627How the fuck do we fight lichs and an army of undead, and the result is that an NPC character who didn't participate in combat gets a free unicorn horn?
>>40625"well me not gonna make you do it but you can come along. me and trump going to the wicket."
>>40628Nobody else took it.
He's a shrewd thief: he saw the opportunity.
>>40590I want a silver dragon who takes the form of a cute grey earth pony of a character class we don't have
>>40631Actually, he learned about the unicorn body from my character, and asked him where the body was located.
>>40629*goes with Infernius*
>>40634"Don't mention those please..."
>>40634"You can take this batch with you. There's plenty more in the freezer anyway."
I g2g
>>40637I don't want a barbarian. I want something civilized. But you can take a cohort the same way I can
>>40639Sorcerer makes the most sense, because Silvers have insanely high mental scores that would absolutely help a sorcerer, more so than any other class. My character also lacks offensive spell casting ability. Most of all, I could use a sorcerer pony to help make potions and scrolls, and then sell them.
I kind of want a business partner. Like she's being introduced to the wonderful world of capitalism, and learning how to acquire wealth and power and status that way
>>40642*tries not to cry*
*cries*
"I never wanted to hurt you"
>>40644*Is still sad, but is recovering*
"You and Thez are doing very well"
>>40641I also kind of want some one to share superfluous equipment with
>>40645"I'm guessing you cleared out all of the wildlife in Trollestia's forest?"
>>40646>superfluous equipmentJust leave it on the pile for potential new players.
>>40647Is he still in the tower?
"Not really. I gave up after I realized she wasn't going to show.."
>>40646"yea we doing good, we even picked out name for baby.
"me am a bit worried about mixing races though me hope baby is fine." >>40649>name"This early? What'd you decide on?"
>>40648"Then where did you get the meat?"
>Potential new playersThat's kind of what I'm doing with a cohort
>>40649"D'aww, that's sweet! What will you name her?"
>>40653"The woods, mostly.
Whatever I don't eat, I grind-up and leave in the freezer."