Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40095Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
>>40096No, but I did want to goad you into making them more distinctive creatively.
>>40099Didn't realize I had any creative license as to what they looked like. I asked if they could be slightly different colors.
Give me a couple minutes to think of their descriptions.
>>40098>*that thing grils do when they swing their hips seductively* >>40100This is Sam. Though you can give her a red white and blue coat if you want
>>40100Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
>>40108*pretends not to be autistically monitoring*
*fails*
Tracy goes down to the holodeck and trains for Mobility.
hows the new year treating you faggots?
>>40114Pretty decent, cold as fuck out though.
>>40115Lets keep it that way
>>40113Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry
>>40114Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
>>40123Only wizards can use staffs, right? It's as good as yours.
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
>>40128Liches don't go away permanently until you destroy their phylacteries.
>pic related Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
>>40125Um... Can I'z claim the Bracers and the ring with the highest numbers?
>>40121ill help if one gets made for infernuis to.
>>40125i only have 1 ring right?
>>40134afaik
>>40132If he can figure out which one that is, sure. 1 in 3 chance
>>40135Reeee! Inspect rings and inspect bracers
>>40132What are you going to do with the other ring and bracers that you have?
>>40136Pretty sure only Lenos has that kind of appraisal ability.
>>40135i put the ring i have with me on.
>>40136Actually, there is no choosing, its what the particular lich had.
>>40137I need to figure out what the ring and bracers are first to make any decisions
>>40139whats the bonus on my ring?
[1d20 = 9]>>40140Can Torc apprase that staff?
Does Knowledge (arcana) give him a bonus?
>>40144ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
>>40143Wanna find out what an item does? There's a spell for that.
>>40142Good question.
Oh shit. You guys are gonna like it if you raid their lair.
>>40143He said it was a staff of abjuration. I'm guessing that's just one item. Rings of protection and bracers of protection have values that vary
>>40145I can't really say I know. We bought the ammo at a Cabellas. They had 8mm Mauser ammo
>>40146oh i know i will.
>>40147cabellas huh? i think theres one close by ill check it out thanks.
>>40143The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.
Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
>>40149infernuis goes to he needs to apologize about what the worm made him do.