Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39880"Why don't you just ask me to try and figure out how to get in the pyramid over there? Its not like I didn't notice it when I was picking up the horn."
>>39881e_6
>>39883Thez is in the port, helping clean up the mess that she still blames herself for.
>>39886How much are you talking?
>>39886Adamantine was explicitly stated as being among the metals in the treasury
>>39879To Darkie
"Second question for you. If any particular spot on the tower were shot at with cannon balls and trebuchets enough times - and I mean literal hundreds of shots over hours - would it eventually break?"
>>39889"That's pretty much my question"
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
>>39891"I'll see what I can come up with. As far as cannons, you might want to ask the midgit, he's the resident expert on this place."
>>39892>expensive fuggin' cannonballsNot enough for more than a few shots.
>>39893"No... sorry."
>>39895"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
>>39897"I mean the little shit with a penchant for setting things on fire."
>>39896"... thanks. There's two things I need your help with actually."
>>39898The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
>>39899"Thank you"
Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back
>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever\r
>>39900She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."
>>39904"me know you still blame yourself, but me don't blame you thez. you didn't know."
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie
"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
>>39903>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to ThezTrumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
>>39906"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
>>39910"I'm... I'm sorry. I too left things and people behind"
*Attempts to hug pony*
>>39910Good. Good. Join the light side
>>39901Tracy gives up and goes back to the tower.
It's like ~3:00 AM, right?
>>39910*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
>>39914I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
>>39913>'I couldn't find her...'>>39916There's no way it's before midnight. And hoo-mans need sleep.
>>39917I'm hoping RBG was killed before sunset and the rest of this autistic mess didn't take more than six hours. But yes, he's going to sleep eventually
*starts removing heavy plate*
>>39917>"Tracy... do you... really appreciate what did on the docks..." >>39912Accepts hug
>light sideIts alot easier since she's not half-devil
>>39914More like 5 I think, a few hours before dawn yet.
>>39916Unless you mean new years, why midnight?
>>39915Her expression hardens. "Oh, I'm gonna call in a favor for this one."
>>39921>why midnightJust to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better
>Felicia accepts the hug"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"
>>39920>"I'm a little angry with you..." >>39924"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
>>39925If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task
Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
>>39926"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
>>39928"thez me don't want you to make deals with devils"
*sad Minoutaur face*
>>39929"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
>>39928A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
[1d20+30 = 42]>>39930Does Felicia have any wants at the moment? Sense motive on pony
>>39933+30? Rly? Damn. That's some Jedi-level shit
>>39933Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
>>39934I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
>>39935That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneakAlright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
>>39937*cleans up and piles bodies*
>>39938"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."