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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

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Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39787
39790
>>39786
pyramid*
5pjEW
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No.39788
39789 39793 39810 39813
>>39783
"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"

Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter

>>39785
Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon

>>39783
>Death attack
A death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39789
39790 39794
>>39788
>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.
No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39790
39792 39794 39797
>>39785
No
>>39787
No. Yes, its glossy and black, but uniform and precise, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39789
This
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39791
39796
>>39780
we need to make a memorial statue for everyone.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39792
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39793
39795
>>39788
You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39794
39797 39798
>>39790
>>39789
That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice)
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39795
39796
>>39793
i go down to the docks and jump in the water to search for anymore monsters.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39796
39801
>>39791
>>39791
True. We do

>>39795
Uh... can he swim?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39797
39799
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39794
Read the rest of it. The Death Affect is a Fortitude save.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39798
39800
>>39794
Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39799
>>39797
To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not

If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39800
39808
>>39798
And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39801
39804 39808
>>39796
yes?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39803
39804 39808
>>>/test/
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39804
39805
>>39801
The armor check penalty for swimming is double that of normal. It's easy to drown carrying equipment and armor

>>39803
Dimension lock spell works both ways
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39805
39806
>>39804
all i have is my sword and bracers.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39806
>>39805
Carry on then
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39807
39811
Tracy floats up to the pyramid and taps on it.
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39808
39809 39810 39822
>>39800
Yes, I see what you mean now
>>39801
Swimming is an untrained skill, so he doesn't have to have points to do it,... but that leaves Infernius at the mercy of the dice,.... Calm waters is DC 10
>>39803
Y?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39809
>>39808
>Y
Testing to see if I was b& for saying the E-word.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39810
>>39808
Does his strength bonus apply to it?

Okay, so does darkie have any secrets >>39788

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39811
39812 39817
>>39807
Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39812
39815
>>39811
For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39813
39814
>>39788
Neutral. " Who else would I be?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39814
39816
>>39813
"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39815
39820
>>39812
"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39816
39821
>>39814
"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39817
39818
>>39811
Could it be broken?
*take out Dick Chaney's warhammer*
*smashing attempt*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39818
39819
>>39817
PONNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39819
39824 39831
>>39818
Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39820
39823
>>39815
"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"

Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39821
>>39816
"I see"
4cikZ
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No.39822
39823
[2d20 = 30]
>>39808
first roll is perception second is my swim check.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39823
39824 39826 39830
>>39820
Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822
>inb4 Infernius gets himself killed
Alright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39824
39825 39827 39828 39829
>>39819
"tracy what that thing?"
>>39823
cast cure moderate wounds just to be safe.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39825
39828
>>39824
*mass
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39826
39828
>>39823
To Fae
"Pounce!"

Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39827
39832
>>39824
"I don't know, but it's solid as rock pudding. Think you could break it, somehow?"
xqbzJ
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No.39828
39829
[1d20 = 15]
>>39826
Much better. My bad for forgetting about them.
>>39824
>>39825
You can't do that while treading water. Also, how do you plan to get back on the docks? You know docks are like 8' above the water-line right? Swim check.

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39829
39832
>>39828
>>39824
Tracy grabs Infernius by the scruff and lifts him out of the water.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39830
>>39823
Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals

Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39831
>>39819
Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39832
39833 39834
>>39829
"thanks tracy, me glad we freinds."
>>39827
"me could try to smash it."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39833
39834 39835
>>39832
"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39834
39836
>>39833
>>39832
If you do get inside tonight, what are you going to do? Go inside now? Why not wait until you have recharged your spells the next day?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39835
39837
>>39833
its floating isnt it?
"me say chaos at it, move me not want you to get hit."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39836
39838
>>39834
She hasn't used any of her spells. She used 3 scrolls.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39837
>>39835
*is holding in air*