Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39783"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you
really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"
Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter
>>39785Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon
>>39783>Death attackA death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
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>>39788>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
>>39785No
>>39787No. Yes, its glossy and black, but uniform and precise, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39789This
>>39780we need to make a memorial statue for everyone.
>>39790She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39788You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
>>39790>>39789That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice) >>39793i go down to the docks and jump in the water to search for anymore monsters.
>>39790She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39794Read the rest of it. The Death Affect is a Fortitude save.
>>39794Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
>>39797To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not
If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
>>39798And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
>>39801The armor check penalty for swimming is double that of normal. It's easy to drown carrying equipment and armor
>>39803Dimension lock spell works both ways
>>39804all i have is my sword and bracers.
Tracy floats up to the pyramid and taps on it.
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
>>39800Yes, I see what you mean now
>>39801Swimming is an untrained skill, so he doesn't have to have points to do it,... but that leaves Infernius at the mercy of the dice,.... Calm waters is DC 10
>>39803Y?
>>39808>YTesting to see if I was b& for saying the E-word.
>>39808Does his strength bonus apply to it?
Okay, so does darkie have any secrets
>>39788 >>39807Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39811For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
>>39788Neutral. " Who else would I be?"
>>39813"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
>>39812"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
>>39814"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
>>39811Could it be broken?
*take out Dick Chaney's warhammer*
*smashing attempt*
>>39818Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
>>39815"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"
Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
[2d20 = 30]>>39808first roll is perception second is my swim check.
>>39820Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822>inb4 Infernius gets himself killedAlright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
>>39819"tracy what that thing?"
>>39823cast cure moderate wounds just to be safe.
>>39823To Fae
"Pounce!"
Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
>>39824"I don't know, but it's solid as rock pudding. Think you could break it, somehow?"
[1d20 = 15]>>39826Much better. My bad for forgetting about them.
>>39824>>39825You can't do that while treading water. Also, how do you plan to get back on the docks? You know docks are like 8' above the water-line right? Swim check.
>>39828>>39824Tracy grabs Infernius by the scruff and lifts him out of the water.
>>39823Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals
Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
>>39819Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
>>39829"thanks tracy, me glad we freinds."
>>39827"me could try to smash it."
>>39832"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness. >>39833>>39832If you do get inside tonight, what are you going to do? Go inside now? Why not wait until you have recharged your spells the next day?
>>39833its floating isnt it?"me say chaos at it, move me not want you to get hit."
>>39834She hasn't used any of her spells. She used 3 scrolls.