Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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Meanwhile, Ben's desk is in complete disarray, as it was quiet and calm until Thez <whoooof> appeared and started detailing a lengthy request speaking very much like a gnome and sketching things down really quick before dropping the two eye-pieces and a particularly decorative (not gaudy of course, but finely shaped) length of chain and then <whooof>
>>40498
>just no offscreen murder of human travellers
Why not? It's imagination land. GM already said there wouldn't be consequences. It's literally just shitposting.
>just no offscreen murder of human travellers
Why not? It's imagination land. GM already said there wouldn't be consequences. It's literally just shitposting.
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>>40498
>Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
It's imaginary mystery meat: it's whatever you want it to be.
>Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
It's imaginary mystery meat: it's whatever you want it to be.
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>>40504
>No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?
Wouldn't that only make it certain to cause drama?
Why can't I just say she's stabbing some faceless NPC off-screen without witnesses.
Tracy kills ponies and gets away with it: she's the Sam Hyde of Ponyville. Nobody knows how she keeps doing it; she just does somehow.
>No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?
Wouldn't that only make it certain to cause drama?
Why can't I just say she's stabbing some faceless NPC off-screen without witnesses.
Tracy kills ponies and gets away with it: she's the Sam Hyde of Ponyville. Nobody knows how she keeps doing it; she just does somehow.
>>40507
Because she's fucking married to the town sheriff. That is why. How is this difficult for you to understand?
Because she's fucking married to the town sheriff. That is why. How is this difficult for you to understand?
>>40503
Do you really want to have a shitposting-free RPG? It sounds awfully dry and boring, imo.
Shitposting is the best part of the game for me. It's an imaginary world where you can do anything; why should I not do whatever I want?
>>40508
That's supposed to be the ironic part.
It's not like every NPC is counted: any could disappear at any time off-screen, and nobody would notice.
Do you really want to have a shitposting-free RPG? It sounds awfully dry and boring, imo.
Shitposting is the best part of the game for me. It's an imaginary world where you can do anything; why should I not do whatever I want?
>>40508
That's supposed to be the ironic part.
It's not like every NPC is counted: any could disappear at any time off-screen, and nobody would notice.
>>40506
Basically it means that actions that would clearly come about by murder (the meatballs for example) would need to be corroborated by another player.
>>40508
MMmmmmm, not quite. The town Sheriff and local Police would be the Gestapo and the Generals, non-respectively (but comparatively). Trump is the hero, and one of several.
Basically it means that actions that would clearly come about by murder (the meatballs for example) would need to be corroborated by another player.
>>40508
MMmmmmm, not quite. The town Sheriff and local Police would be the Gestapo and the Generals, non-respectively (but comparatively). Trump is the hero, and one of several.
In fact, on the Sheriff/Police angle, they would be offended if Trump tried to involve himself in their investigations and active cases. They'd be too polite to say anything, but let them do their job. If they come-across a Princess-level problem, they'll let him know.
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>>40507
>>40507
>Of Ponyville
*readies order of removal for Tracy*
>>40509
>An imaginary world where I can do whatever I want
Okay. I'll also do whatever I want. The difference between you and me is that I have more power
>Ironic
The forgotten man is forgotten no longer
>Shitposting is the best part
Shitpost differently
>>40510
>There is not one, but two sheriffs, and a whole secret police, who should give a shit
How does that in anyway at all make it better? Please, please explain
>>40507
>Of Ponyville
*readies order of removal for Tracy*
>>40509
>An imaginary world where I can do whatever I want
Okay. I'll also do whatever I want. The difference between you and me is that I have more power
>Ironic
The forgotten man is forgotten no longer
>Shitposting is the best part
Shitpost differently
>>40510
>There is not one, but two sheriffs, and a whole secret police, who should give a shit
How does that in anyway at all make it better? Please, please explain
>>40509
Listen shithead. You get in the way of my doing what I want to in the game all the damned time. Do you honestly think I spent 10 hours trying to charm Slovenia just for a trebuchet? And this is besides the fact that the one time I did exactly what I wanted - with Trollestia - it caused all manner of shitstorm to break loose that still hasn't come close to settling, even after like two weeks or more. If you're going to control my character - and you do. A lot - I'm controlling yours in return
Listen shithead. You get in the way of my doing what I want to in the game all the damned time. Do you honestly think I spent 10 hours trying to charm Slovenia just for a trebuchet? And this is besides the fact that the one time I did exactly what I wanted - with Trollestia - it caused all manner of shitstorm to break loose that still hasn't come close to settling, even after like two weeks or more. If you're going to control my character - and you do. A lot - I'm controlling yours in return
>>40489
Tracy leaves her meet buns under a heat-lamp in the mess hall and leaves without a word, finally deciding to go pick-up Thez's gems.
Tracy leaves her meet buns under a heat-lamp in the mess hall and leaves without a word, finally deciding to go pick-up Thez's gems.
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>>40518
He's still the sworn defender. Knights Hospitaller defended Pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem, and this they did long before the crusades ever happened. So too does Paladin Trump defend commerce against threats foreign and domestic
He's still the sworn defender. Knights Hospitaller defended Pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem, and this they did long before the crusades ever happened. So too does Paladin Trump defend commerce against threats foreign and domestic
>>40526
I mean subverted in that particular way - killing the people he's supposed to be defending, while pretending to be helpful or friendly
I mean subverted in that particular way - killing the people he's supposed to be defending, while pretending to be helpful or friendly
>>40526
>cucking everyone else
Holy shit have you all punished me for it. Some of it was unintentional - AND EVEN THEN I WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR IT
>cucking everyone else
Holy shit have you all punished me for it. Some of it was unintentional - AND EVEN THEN I WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR IT
>>40531
I even have a list: Troll, Torc, Tracy, Infernius, and Slovania
GM, does Torc know where Troll went?
I even have a list: Troll, Torc, Tracy, Infernius, and Slovania
GM, does Torc know where Troll went?
>>40536
They were never in a relationship though. He never got further with her than kissing.
I mean, I guess I can sort of see the little date they went on (which he never said to her was a date, so it's not really a date, just dinner), and then their kiss afterwards, could have created some expectation on her part that would have been subverted when he had sex with Tracy 15 minutes later, but eh
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They were never in a relationship though. He never got further with her than kissing.
I mean, I guess I can sort of see the little date they went on (which he never said to her was a date, so it's not really a date, just dinner), and then their kiss afterwards, could have created some expectation on her part that would have been subverted when he had sex with Tracy 15 minutes later, but eh
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>>40541
They would have one yes, but cuz reasons it has not been used or presented in any combat scenario.
They would have one yes, but cuz reasons it has not been used or presented in any combat scenario.
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uck it. I refuse to put even one more minute of effort into this work of faggotry.
Here's the half-assed pic of Thez/Infernius I promised, just because I told him I would do it.
Here's the half-assed pic of Thez/Infernius I promised, just because I told him I would do it.
>>40545
I just realized Infernius actually is naked, and that Thez, very appropriately, has a set of nuts for a cutie mark
I just realized Infernius actually is naked, and that Thez, very appropriately, has a set of nuts for a cutie mark
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>>40547
It's nothing. I just didn't expect an "lol randumb" tier shoop to take more than half an hour.
It's nothing. I just didn't expect an "lol randumb" tier shoop to take more than half an hour.
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