Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
1182 replies and 94 files omitted.
Meanwhile, Ben's desk is in complete disarray, as it was quiet and calm until Thez <whoooof> appeared and started detailing a lengthy request speaking very much like a gnome and sketching things down really quick before dropping the two eye-pieces and a particularly decorative (not gaudy of course, but finely shaped) length of chain and then <whooof>
>>40498>just no offscreen murder of human travellersWhy not? It's imagination land. GM already said there wouldn't be consequences. It's literally just shitposting.
>>40500>>40502>>40503How about a compromise? No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?
>>40498>Tracy isn't picky, and who knowsIt's imaginary mystery meat: it's whatever you want it to be.
>>40504I'm not sure what that means
>>40504>No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?Wouldn't that only make it certain to cause drama?
Why can't I just say she's stabbing some faceless NPC off-screen without witnesses.
Tracy kills ponies and gets away with it: she's the Sam Hyde of Ponyville. Nobody knows how she keeps doing it; she just does somehow.
>>40507Because she's fucking married to the town sheriff. That is why. How is this difficult for you to understand?
>>40503Do you really want to have a shitposting-free RPG? It sounds awfully dry and boring, imo.
Shitposting is the best part of the game for me. It's an imaginary world where you can do anything; why should I not do whatever I want?
>>40508That's supposed to be the ironic part.
It's not like every NPC is counted: any could disappear at any time off-screen, and nobody would notice.
>>40506Basically it means that actions that would clearly come about by murder (the meatballs for example) would need to be corroborated by another player.
>>40508MMmmmmm, not quite. The town Sheriff and local Police would be the Gestapo and the Generals, non-respectively (but comparatively). Trump is the hero, and one of several.
In fact, on the Sheriff/Police angle, they would be offended if Trump tried to involve himself in their investigations and active cases. They'd be too polite to say anything, but let them do their job. If they come-across a Princess-level problem, they'll let him know.
>>40507>>40507>Of Ponyville*readies order of removal for Tracy*
>>40509>An imaginary world where I can do whatever I wantOkay. I'll also do whatever I want. The difference between you and me is that I have more power
>IronicThe forgotten man is forgotten no longer
>Shitposting is the best partShitpost differently
>>40510>There is not one, but two sheriffs, and a whole secret police, who should give a shitHow does that in anyway at all make it better? Please, please explain
>>40509Listen shithead. You get in the way of my doing what I want to in the game all the damned time. Do you honestly think I spent 10 hours trying to charm Slovenia just for a trebuchet? And this is besides the fact that the one time I did exactly what I wanted - with Trollestia - it caused all manner of shitstorm to break loose that
still hasn't come close to settling, even after like two weeks or more. If you're going to control my character - and you do. A lot - I'm controlling yours in return
>>40515>just for a trebuchetKek. I know how to fix this.
>>40489Tracy leaves her meet buns under a heat-lamp in the mess hall and leaves without a word, finally deciding to go pick-up Thez's gems.
>>40516Trebuchets are awesome.
Kudos to Woodhoers for building us some.
>>40517Thez sniffs the buns. "I'm smelling,... Buffalo, Elk, and Deer." Takes 5.
>>40518Oh, that's just the first one. The next one will be even more rounder.
I shot both of you a Rabbit msg, no hurry.
>>40518He's still the sworn defender. Knights Hospitaller defended Pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem, and this they did long before the crusades ever happened. So too does Paladin Trump defend commerce against threats foreign and domestic
>>40521Offer rejected.
He's not getting cucked by the blue bitch
>>40524Agreed.
Other engines can't even compete.
>>40523>cuckedYou mean like you cuck literally everyone else?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)>>40525>300 metersCatapults btfo
>>40526I mean subverted in that particular way - killing the people he's supposed to be defending, while pretending to be helpful or friendly
>>40526>cucking everyone elseHoly shit have you all punished me for it. Some of it was unintentional - AND EVEN THEN I WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR IT
>>40531I even have a list: Troll, Torc, Tracy, Infernius, and SlovaniaGM, does Torc know where Troll went?
>>40533How have I cucked Slovenia?!?
>>40533No, no one does
>>40534I was just about to ask myself
>>40535>>40534By fucking other mares while implying you want to be in a relationship
GM, what house was Thez adopted into in Hell again?
>>40537... Thez (proprietary amalgamation of extant metaphysics and concepts)
>>40538To they have a coat of arms?
>>40540Just wondering for the sake of memes.
>>40536They were never in a relationship though. He never got further with her than kissing.
I mean, I guess I can
sort of see the little date they went on (which he never said to her was a date, so it's not really a date, just dinner), and then their kiss afterwards, could have created
some expectation on her part that would have been subverted when he had sex with Tracy 15 minutes later, but eh
\r
>>40541They would have one yes, but cuz reasons it has not been used or presented in any combat scenario.
uck it. I refuse to put even one more minute of effort into this work of faggotry.
Here's the half-assed pic of Thez/Infernius I promised, just because I told him I would do it.
>>40545That's... That's super cute
>>40545Thank you, for everything. ._.
>>40545I just realized Infernius actually is naked, and that Thez, very appropriately, has a set of nuts for a cutie mark
>>40547It's nothing. I just didn't expect an "lol randumb" tier shoop to take more than half an hour.
>>40517How long would this take her?