Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39937Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
>>39939"me heart breaks for them and there lost brothers."
*walks over to the police station*
>>39937"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
>>39942>>39939"Okay, so they are not going to be as impressive as anything you made and displayed back in Fillydephia. But maybe being surrounded by paints will make you feel a little better"
>>39942A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
>>39944Well then
NOW I agree with Tracy's faggot on this>>39944"Well, enemies do consume energy and enslave others here, though they also kill and eat souls. This world isn't exactly a land of rainbows and magic and unicorns. But I do try to make it more like Equestria, and spread harmony"
>>39944*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
Sorry I disappeared. I gotta drive the family somewhere now.
Tracy goes to bed, pretending to be sane.
>>39947*gets to infernuis' room see this picture*
>>39949Not with Husbando? Aww... I was hoping for dialogue
>>39948>sorry I disappeared, gotta disappearTake care TF, hope to see you again before midnight, but otherwise Happy New Year!
>>39945K,....
>>39952"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0PLAY WHILE READING!!!
>>39953Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them
get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
>>39954"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
>>39955NPC followers have special classes to them, sort of the equivalent of fighters
>>39954I prepared much of a speech to deliver to the Port...
>>39955I think what you
mean to say is: "Let me tell you about George Lincoln Rockwell".
They did participate in killing hella Devos and Niggerwalkers, so they got enough xp for at least 1 level in cleric.
>>39957That's good, only the Gestapo is hearing Infernius' bit.
... but there's no more Sechs ~_~
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>>39959KEK
>>39958yeah i did actually. retcon it.
>>39960Aww...
>>39958That reminds me... Fae has been a lot more active in fights on screen and off since the Kefka battle
>>39956>FightersLol no. I think you mean Warriors.
>>39963Yeah, and she tore the shit outta some undeads off-camera. She can level too.
>>39969*Is reluctant to hug at first*
*hugs anyways*
>>39965What ways am I allowed to level her?
>>39974Fighter or Cleric, without devoting herself to a new class (such as Monk or Pali)
>>39975>A Paladin for a Paladin's MountThat's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
>>39976K. Uh, do you know where she's at right now? I don't wanna have to dig,....
>>399771 cleric level beyond her magical beast HD
>>39979Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
>>39980She has magical beast hit die, abilities, and attacks
>>39981Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving,
obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people
without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a
different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius >>39984Kek, I was just about to post that.
Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
>>39975Can I give other animals class levels?