Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39990Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
>>39990They don't have the int to have class levels
>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
>>39994Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically
anything can advance in levels.
>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
A female young adult Silver Dragon cohort
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>>39996Can I increase their Int and give them the ability to speak with an Awaken scroll?
>>39996How do you determine a non-humanoid's starting age?
Also, we did Level-up once, right?
>>39998before you go gibe lich loot plz.
>>40006I think we're going to get an increase of at least one level very soon. But be patient
>>40005>>40003What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,....
is drinking, pay no mind>>40007Go? Where do you
think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40009I can get Aura of Despair at this level.
*Makes weak-ass skeleton dance*
>>399933.5e underestimates animal intelligence.
>>40017What are the characters still doing at 5 am?
>>40018im preparing my men for war with communist undead.
>>40014Fuk no they didn't
>>40013U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the
bliches.
>>40016So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin
are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have
already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
>>40020You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
>>40023also movie night we are watching evildead.
>>40020Can she give them each a permanent telepathic bond with her?
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
>>40030A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
>>40034Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>PriceEh.. I guess it's not worth it.
>>40034How much XP does Torc have to spend on magic shit?
>>40025He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
>>40037That doesn't answer my question
>>40041What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
>>40043Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
>>40044We just leveled up, so idk.