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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1182 replies and 98 files omitted.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40308
40310
>>40307
Last time someone checked their pockets, Torcuil got laid by death, don't forget.
Anonymous
so5SR
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No.40309
40310
>>40307
"Well with that attitude I'm not telling"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40310
40311 40313
>>40308
That was a box with cards in the bottom
>>40309
"Well don't touch me"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40311
40312
image.png
>>40310
"Rude!"
*leaves*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40312
40314
>>40311
"Aw fuck you too"
Torc heads towards the tower
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40313
40314 40316
>>40310
*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
so5SR
?
No.40314
40315 40316
[1d20 = 20]
>>40313
Grapples pony

>>40312
"Right back at you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40315
40316 40317
>>40314
"Unf!"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40316
40318 40319
>>40313
*catch*
"Thanks smol murder hoers"
>>40314
>>40315
"What are you guys doing?"
Torc looks ready to flee
Nice roll
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40317
40318 40320
image.jpeg
>>40315
Trumpaladin caries his prize catch back to the tower


Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40318
>>40316
"Y-you're welcome..!"
>>40317
"Unf!"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40319
40320
>>40316
"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.

By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40320
40321 40322 40324 40330
>>40317
"Weirdos"
Torc follows them bak towards the tower.
>>40319
"Thanks.
Hmmm, a unicorn? Uh, no I haven't. Why, need a unicorn for some reason?"
Is this the kinda thing I roll bluff checks on?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40321
40322 40323
>>40320
"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40322
>>40320
>>40321
*eyes narrow*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40323
40325 40326
>>40321
"Oh Troll? Not since the battle, he said she had something to do"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40324
40327
>>40320
>bluff
Don't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40325
40327 40328
>>40323
"Which way did she go?"
*eyes narrow further*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40326
40328 40331
>>40323
"You didn't see a white female unicorn with a green mane yesterday?"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40327
>>40324
That's not the reason why. I did it so it would be easier to manipulate NPCs by figuring out what they want. But that's s good idea

>>40325
"No need to worry, little pony. You have me. You don't need to think about her."

*hugs pony with his perfect grapple*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40328
40329
>>40325
"Uh, south? I don't know I was occupied."
>>40326
"Never seen one like that before."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40329
40331
>>40328
"Was she flying?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40330
40331
>>40320
Good luck with that, Trump's got hax on sense motive!

Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40331
40333 40337
>>40329
"Uh, yes? Now I get a question. Why do you care?"
>>40330
>>40326
Fuk u both
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40332
40335
>inb4 Torcuil gets a soap party
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40333
40334 40340
>>40331
Tbh, Tracy would've figured out that the only one who could've polymorphed Troll to the degree that she couldn't see through the disguise would've been a high-level spellcaster, and there was only one spellcaster at the docks last night.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40334
>>40333
polymorphed Felicia*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40335
40336
>The master of a snake familiar gains a +3 bonus on Bluff checks.
Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332
>googles soap party
First of all what the fuck

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40336
40340
>>40335
Pretty sure he already is his familiar.

*brandishes sock*
so5SR
?
No.40337
40338 40339 40340
[1d20+25 = 44]
>>40331
"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?

Now, roll sense motive
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40338
40340 40342
>>40337
Are unicorns even summon-able monsters?

Can Tracy summon extra stuff too?
so5SR
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No.40339
image.png
>>40337
>combined 44 on a sense motive check
\r
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40340
40341
>>40333
>polymorphed
*summoned
>>40336
"Hey would you look at the time"
>>40337
>+25
>ethreal is hax
Keep telling yourself that
"Intelligent? What?"
Torc teleports to his room in the tower
>>40338
You aren't a spell caster
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40341
>>40340
>You aren't a spell caster
Yes she is.
Blackguards summon fiends: that's what they do.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40342
40343 40344 40345 40348
>>40338
GM will be pissed if we start spamming NPCs he's going to have to write biographies for
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40343
>>40342
I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40344
40346 40347
>>40342
Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40345
>>40342
>NPCs
Nah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40346
>>40344
*takes out bar of soap*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40347
40350
>>40344
Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40348
>>40342
Oh, cuz suddenly you're worried about causing trouble for GM?

Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40350
40351 40352
>>40347
Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40351
>>40350
Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40352
40353 40355
2BaPK2.gif
>>40350
>Trading one unicorn for another
Did you think Tracy would just give up after that?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40353
40354 40355 40356
>>40352
Maybe...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40354
>>40353
[tenacious pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40355
>>40353
>>40352
It worked on Trumpaladin
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40356
40357 40358
>>40353
And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to kill-off a good character!
[angry Blackguard-player noises]
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40357
40359
>>40356
Uh, fuck. Idk...

I guess Torc is sleeping on the sofa
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40358
40360
>>40356
Trump isn't sad about killing her anymore, if that matters