Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40307Last time someone checked their pockets, Torcuil got laid by death, don't forget.
>>40307"Well with that attitude I'm not telling"
>>40308That was a box with cards in the bottom
>>40309"Well don't touch me"
>>40311"Aw fuck you too"
Torc heads towards the tower
>>40310*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
>>40313*catch*
"Thanks smol murder hoers"
>>40314>>40315"What are you guys doing?"
Torc looks ready to flee
Nice roll
>>40315Trumpaladin caries his prize catch back to the tower
>>40316"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.
By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
>>40317"Weirdos"
Torc follows them bak towards the tower.
>>40319"Thanks.
Hmmm, a unicorn? Uh, no I haven't. Why, need a unicorn for some reason?"
Is this the kinda thing I roll bluff checks on? >>40320"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
>>40321"Oh Troll? Not since the battle, he said she had something to do"
>>40320>bluffDon't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
>>40323"You didn't see a white female unicorn with a green mane yesterday?"
>>40324That's not the reason why. I did it so it would be easier to manipulate NPCs by figuring out what they want. But that's s good idea
>>40325"No need to worry, little pony. You have me. You don't need to think about her."
*hugs pony with his perfect grapple*
>>40325"Uh, south? I don't know I was occupied."
>>40326"Never seen one like that before."
>>40320Good luck with that, Trump's got hax on sense motive!
>>40329"Uh, yes? Now I get a question. Why do you care?"
>>40330>>40326Fuk u both
>inb4 Torcuil gets a soap party
>The master of a snake familiar gains a +3 bonus on Bluff checks.Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332>googles soap partyFirst of all what the fuck
>>40335Pretty sure he already is his familiar.
*brandishes sock*
[1d20+25 = 44]>>40331"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?
Now, roll sense motive
>>40337Are unicorns even summon-able monsters?
Can Tracy summon extra stuff too?
>>40333>polymorphed*summoned
>>40336"Hey would you look at the time"
>>40337>+25>ethreal is haxKeep telling yourself that
"Intelligent? What?"
Torc teleports to his room in the tower
>>40338You aren't a spell caster
>>40340>You aren't a spell casterYes she is.
Blackguards summon fiends: that's what they do.
>>40338GM will be pissed if we start spamming NPCs he's going to have to write biographies for
>>40342I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
>>40342Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
>>40342>NPCsNah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
>>40344Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
>>40342Oh, cuz suddenly you're worried about causing trouble for GM?
>>40347Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
>>40350Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
>>40350>Trading one unicorn for anotherDid you think Tracy would just give up after that?
>>40353And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I wanted to kill-off a good character![angry Blackguard-player noises] >>40356Uh, fuck. Idk...
I guess Torc is sleeping on the sofa
>>40356Trump isn't sad about killing her anymore, if that matters