Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>40552
So can Mithral Breast Plate be crafted for Fae? I'm sure she'd need to be measured and so forth, but just to have the plate is a nice advantage.
I also think I may want the second cloak of resistance crafted into a Caparison for Fae (magic cost is the same for enchantments regardless of size class). I've been wanting to trade it to Tracy for (shared) usage of the cloak of charisma, but I can't convince her faggot that the +4 advantage of a Cloak of Resistance is twice the savings throw advantage of divine grace from a +4 cloak of charisma. I guess it should probably go to Infernius. He's not a bitch, but it would help
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So can Mithral Breast Plate be crafted for Fae? I'm sure she'd need to be measured and so forth, but just to have the plate is a nice advantage.
I also think I may want the second cloak of resistance crafted into a Caparison for Fae (magic cost is the same for enchantments regardless of size class). I've been wanting to trade it to Tracy for (shared) usage of the cloak of charisma, but I can't convince her faggot that the +4 advantage of a Cloak of Resistance is twice the savings throw advantage of divine grace from a +4 cloak of charisma. I guess it should probably go to Infernius. He's not a bitch, but it would help
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>>40484
>The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever
Is she works hard for it, can she get an Alp?
>The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever
Is she works hard for it, can she get an Alp?
>>40559
Barding just means "Horse (or whatever) armor", the breast-plate refers to the armor type (chainmail, leather, breastplate, etc.).
>>40558
I'll be leaving for a while in the next 1/2 hour
Its a super-spoopy dream-imp basically.
>>40557
You'd have to catch one first
>>40556
Yes, it is perfectly permissible and not outside the realm of materials, or ability to fabricate. It would take half-again as long as a conventional Breastplate suit tho, to accommodate the additional considerations and specialty of >4 Dragonne
Barding just means "Horse (or whatever) armor", the breast-plate refers to the armor type (chainmail, leather, breastplate, etc.).
>>40558
I'll be leaving for a while in the next 1/2 hour
Its a super-spoopy dream-imp basically.
>>40557
You'd have to catch one first
>>40556
Yes, it is perfectly permissible and not outside the realm of materials, or ability to fabricate. It would take half-again as long as a conventional Breastplate suit tho, to accommodate the additional considerations and specialty of >4 Dragonne
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>>40559
Well, the breast plate is barding. It's exactly the same sort of armor - mithril Peytral, Chanfron, and Criniere, that I would put on Tracy
>>40560
Can it be crafted in time for her to wear it into the Pyramid? If he spends his time doing that while Tracy is busy relentless advancing time in the game
>You'll have to catch it first
We can keep the creatures we catch? I am so going Dragon hunting
>>40561
So... what is that in d&d terms? A Night Hag?
>>40562
*brandishes lance*
Well, the breast plate is barding. It's exactly the same sort of armor - mithril Peytral, Chanfron, and Criniere, that I would put on Tracy
>>40560
Can it be crafted in time for her to wear it into the Pyramid? If he spends his time doing that while Tracy is busy relentless advancing time in the game
>You'll have to catch it first
We can keep the creatures we catch? I am so going Dragon hunting
>>40561
So... what is that in d&d terms? A Night Hag?
>>40562
*brandishes lance*
>>40563
>Begins his response with "Well,"
Muhuhahaha
>rush order
I'm thinking no
>Night hag
Maybe, its gonna be a custom creature at this point
>Begins his response with "Well,"
Muhuhahaha
>rush order
I'm thinking no
>Night hag
Maybe, its gonna be a custom creature at this point
>>40563
>in d&d terms? A Night Hag?
Well.. that's what I want..
They're pretty much synonymous in mythology, although the biggest difference is that an Alp is small and almost always male (a child for that matter).
>in d&d terms? A Night Hag?
Well.. that's what I want..
They're pretty much synonymous in mythology, although the biggest difference is that an Alp is small and almost always male (a child for that matter).
>>40565
>A nighthag, who takes an elf child as an alternate form, as a fiendish servant
Looking at the entry I guess this is a pretty cool creature to have
>>40564
>No quick armor
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>Custom creature
Not really. A nighthag can assume alternate form as a medium sized humanoid creature. It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
>A nighthag, who takes an elf child as an alternate form, as a fiendish servant
Looking at the entry I guess this is a pretty cool creature to have
>>40564
>No quick armor
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>Custom creature
Not really. A nighthag can assume alternate form as a medium sized humanoid creature. It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
>>40566
>It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
That's not really the same though. An alp is meant to be like a peevish boy, rather than a spiteful old woman. The personality is really the difference. Also, I like the "Son of the Mare (hag)" archetype.
>It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
That's not really the same though. An alp is meant to be like a peevish boy, rather than a spiteful old woman. The personality is really the difference. Also, I like the "Son of the Mare (hag)" archetype.
K, gotta go. Don't,... nevermind you're gonna do it anyway.
>wonders what sort of shit-storm he's in for tonight
>wonders what sort of shit-storm he's in for tonight
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>>40569
Well, that's what Alps do in mythology. It'd be more like a "Monkey on Shoulder" kind of relationship.
>>40569
>Just kill a larger Nighthag, and it may leave a younger son.
Night hags don't raise their offspring. They sneak their daughters into the societies of other humanoids, and come back to claim them for the lower planes at teen age. They normally slay their male offspring, and their mates for that matter. They are a female-only society.
Well, that's what Alps do in mythology. It'd be more like a "Monkey on Shoulder" kind of relationship.
>>40569
>Just kill a larger Nighthag, and it may leave a younger son.
Night hags don't raise their offspring. They sneak their daughters into the societies of other humanoids, and come back to claim them for the lower planes at teen age. They normally slay their male offspring, and their mates for that matter. They are a female-only society.
>>40571
>Someone else is riding his horsey, and it's a disgusting evil elf thing
reeeeee
*Jealous Paladin noises*
...
*Sad Paladin noises*
>>40571
>Hellish beasts cuck humans by sneaking their daughters in make them raise them, and then claim them for hell in the teen years
>Kill males, and is a female only society
That sounds cool until you realize it's a horrifically plausible explanation for feminism
I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get a male?
>Someone else is riding his horsey, and it's a disgusting evil elf thing
reeeeee
*Jealous Paladin noises*
...
*Sad Paladin noises*
>>40571
>Hellish beasts cuck humans by sneaking their daughters in make them raise them, and then claim them for hell in the teen years
>Kill males, and is a female only society
That sounds cool until you realize it's a horrifically plausible explanation for feminism
I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get a male?
>>40572
>I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get
Well, this is an RPG, so it'd be kind of dumb if there weren't a story.
>I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get
Well, this is an RPG, so it'd be kind of dumb if there weren't a story.
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>>40573
>survived
Any male offspring of a hag is an automatic dumpster-baby. A hag wouldn't necessarily even bother to kill a son, just throw it away because it's no use to her.
However, hags of all kinds are used to living in disgusting places, like dumpsters.
>survived
Any male offspring of a hag is an automatic dumpster-baby. A hag wouldn't necessarily even bother to kill a son, just throw it away because it's no use to her.
However, hags of all kinds are used to living in disgusting places, like dumpsters.
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>>40576
>Inb4 Tracy's quest to gain a fiendish servant is to go dumpster diving, which is probably her main way of getting food anyways
Aww... Isn't the same thing basically Tracy's back story? Like she lived on the streets or something?
>Inb4 Tracy's quest to gain a fiendish servant is to go dumpster diving, which is probably her main way of getting food anyways
Aww... Isn't the same thing basically Tracy's back story? Like she lived on the streets or something?
Tracy finds that her efforts to stab sailors in Port Barry are rebuffed by a magical, animated broom, which seems to be warding and protecting the unnamed travelers
>>40581
I don't want to boss you too much okay, I absolutely do like to boss you around but you used to make like a literal 100 posts a day on the main board, or at least 30... I do know I'm being hypocritical about that, but you used to make saged posts in reply to necro-bumped threads, you'd respond immediately to new threads, and generally were more on top of things than even the mods. It was really impressive
I don't want to boss you too much okay, I absolutely do like to boss you around but you used to make like a literal 100 posts a day on the main board, or at least 30... I do know I'm being hypocritical about that, but you used to make saged posts in reply to necro-bumped threads, you'd respond immediately to new threads, and generally were more on top of things than even the mods. It was really impressive
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>>40595
I still do not like your deliberate efforts to fuck with me
I still do not like your deliberate efforts to fuck with me
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>>40598
Yeah, fuck you
Yeah, fuck you
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