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Raisin Nut Bread
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33318
33319 33320 33324
>>33316
*Is deliberately noisy about it*
>>33317
You do not have more than 31 Str. And Tracy makes sure that Fae has to watch the whole thing.
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33319
33321 33324
>>33318
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33320
>>33318
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Torc begins banging his head against the wall
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33321
33322
>>33319
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33322
33323 33327
>>33321
So is this before or after escaping the Court City?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33323
33326
>>33322
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.

Does that cause any immediate problems?
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.33324
33325 33326 33328 33330
>>33318
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle

Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33325
>>33324
>Mounted
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33326
>>33323
Not that I know of, just making an effort to maintain some semblance of continuity in the ebin escape story.
>>33324
>lewd
but true
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33327
33329
>>33322
Aparently before
>bread sprouts mold
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33328
33353
>>33324
She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33329
33343
>>33327
Its mid-week, no need to bake now. (besides, I wanna break the threads record Xp)
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33330
>>33324
She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying
*~Choo-choo!*
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33331
33334 33335
Is anyone still up?
>Is lonely
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33332
*Rolls out red carpet*
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33334
33336 33338 33343
>>33331
Lurking flagfag tripfag reporting in.
Do you liek mudkips?
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33335
33340
>>33331
There's a pony stream,... Xp

Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33336
33339
>>33334
DA EBINS!!! Good sir, you are most welcome
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33338
33339
>>33334
Hey, Ebin!
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33339
>>33336
>>33338
H-hi
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33340
>>33335
>Mobile
Letting someone borrow the laptop..
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33341
33342
276026-action5.jpg
>mfw Ebin has no character
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33342
33346
spongenoface.jpg
>>33341
>tfw no face
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33343
33344 33346 33353
>>33329
Well thats fine and fucking dandy, but I can barely fucking post. I guess I'm gone
>I took me ten minutes to type this cause lag
>>33334
>spur sounds
There is only room for one shitposter round these parts
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33344
33345 33346 33347
>>33343
Aren't you getting >raped?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33345
33351
>>33344
No, that's Tracy, although it's not actually >rape.
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33346
33351
>>33342
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33347
33348 33351
>>33344
Nah Torc just has to witness it
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33348
33349
>>33347
And Fae.
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33349
33350 33351
>>33348
Doesn't make him feel better
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33350
33353 33355 33356
>>33349
>*Choo-choo*
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33351
33355
>>33347
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33352
33353
Is Trump's faggot still here?
I'm tempted to have her sit on him.
zAyDD
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No.33353
33354
>>33328
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.

To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.

I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her

>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag

>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*

>>33352

\r
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33354
33357
>>33353
Nah, I like her YUGE. And reach isn't a problem.
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.33355
33358
>>33350
THE BRAKES HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>>33351
Hes a fookin 37 year old cave NEET, with a sense of desency.
He fucking hates it
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33356
33358
>>33350
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.33357
>>33354
I get the point though.
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
+bDpk
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No.33358
>>33355
Well, good for him.
>>33356
>Uhhhhh,… in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures.
>Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
I see.
>>baking
I'm starting to get the lag too.
Anonymous
BfV1E
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No.33361
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/33360.html