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Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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zAyDD
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No.32275
32276 32278
[1d20 = 14]
>>32271
Spot check for what the monsters are doing - what is their activity?
8RMfI
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No.32276
32277 32280
[1d20+19 = 31]
>>32275
Better off with a Sense Motive check for that one.
In fact, that's what I'll do.
zAyDD
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No.32277
[1d20 = 10]
>>32276
I think we are too far way, but fuck it. Sense Motive
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32278
32279
>>32274
No sign of either.
>>32275
Occasional pockets of conversation occur, and a few scraps break out, but they appear in standby of a sorts. Mostly they are just keeping an eye on the city and one another. At the center of the city is a oddly shaped mound with sheer sides. Aside from what amount to shacks, it is the only apparent building.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32279
32281
>>32278
I'm guessing we've stumbled upon something like an early English Hillfort?
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32280
32285
>>32276
>Mountfu has very nearly as many buffs for sense motive as you because of Haxxor, even though you had to allot many of your few skill points to it
reeeeeee
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32281
32284
>>32279
Something like that, yeah.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32284
32286
>>32281
Spot check again. What's the biggest, baddest creature and how well armed? How many creatures?
8RMfI
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No.32285
32286
[1d20+21 = 24]
>>32280
Can Tracy roll Spot again, to determine how the city is being guarded, before approaching?
Who's watching?
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32286
32288
>>32284
Uhm, well there's a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, there's a bunch of derpy-looking and non derpy-looking ogres, oh hey there is a minotaur (not Infernius), there's a weird gray-skinned giant thing with 6 eyes across its forehead, there' a gorilla with 4 arms,... its almost like the GM went flipping through the Monsters Manual and just started picking things to add to the list. Oh, there's plenty of smaller monsters too (orcs and such).
>>32285
More or less, everyone is watching and the humanoids have a fair amount of ranged weapons on/about their equipment.
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32287
32301
Thez <whoooof> appears next to both. "The walls are enchanted, or magical, or something. I can't phase through them at all, and without seeing inside the place I can't risk teleporting in."
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32288
32290
>>32286
>everyone is watching
Well fug.. Idk how to roll stealth for that..
The crowd sounds tasty though.
8RMfI
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No.32289
32301
[1d20+21 = 30]
Are there any rivers near? What's supplying the city with water? (they might have a sewer)
Search check to look for plausible alternative entrances.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32290
>>32288
NO! These things are probably infected with the mind control worms. In nature, the vast majority of parasites that alter a host's behavior do so in order to make the host more likely to be preyed upon, and transferred to the actual definitive host. For all we know, infernius was infected when he ate the troll hearts. I'm not going through all this same bullshit again just because Tracy wants to be le edgy. If she's hungry, eat gruel from Torcuil's sticks. Or a steak later
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32291
32292 32293
Torc wakes up, finding himself duct taped to someone
"What the bloddy hell?"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32292
32294
>>32291
"It was either this, or the bag."
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32293
>>32291
I am not sure, but I think you're 30 minutes out
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32294
32295 32296
>>32292
I'm assuming Tor is aasically laying on Tracy's back, and the duck tape is wrapped around.
"Oh yay, I'm taped to you. Hi stabby-hoers, can you let me down?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32295
32297 32298
>>32294
Wrong. Fae's back
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32296
32297 32298
>>32294
No. He's taped to Fae.
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32297
>>32295
>>32296
This, and she's running, so its uncomfortable.
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32298
32299 32300
>>32295
>>32296
Oh fuck, thats worse
"Uh, could you guys get me down?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32299
>>32298
Only if she's caught up with us. You were an hour away, so I do not know
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32300
32302
>>32298
It'll be a bit before you meet up with Trump and Tracy. Might was well try and get comfortable. Nah, you can be there already, it doesn't change much.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32301
32305 32306 32313
>>32287
>>32289
"So then, what's the plan?"

Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32302
32303
>>32300
"Oh thank Kek, Hi Tracy and Trump. Would you mind getting me off this...

Uuhh, creature."
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32303
32304
>>32302
"Her Name is Fae, and she's a dragonne"
*Cuts Torcuil down, and lets him fall, with duct tape still clinging to him*
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32304
32305
>>32303
"Ow"
Torc picks himself up, brushing off.
"Sorry I don't remember everything. Whats the plan?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32305
32308
>>32304
>>32301
"I still want to talk our way in. Maybe think of a clever lie or something"
7bGsA
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No.32306
32307 32308 32311
[6d20 = 92]
>>32301
Thez shrugs. "I doubt we're going to get in undetected. That middle,... mound-thing looks to be the center of the place, but there's so many doors that there's no way of knowing which will lead to Infernius, especially if the inside is as chaotic as the outside." She <whooooof> disappears and reappears about 100' over the mound. Shouts immediately react, and several of the humanoids fire arrows.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32307
>>32306
Hmmm
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32308
32310 32313
>>32305
"Wait, where are we? Last I remeber I was a hawk."
>>32306
Brb
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32309
32310 32312
Thez <whoooof> appears next to the others and shrugs. "Well, it looks like we've already been spotted, and I don't think they're going to let us in the front door exactly."
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32310
32312 32319
>>32308
In a forest outside the fort

>>32309
"Wish I had our armies"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32311
32313 32316 32319
>>32306
[confused pony noises]
"So, how long until they come storming out?"
*kicks soil, preparing for a charge*
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32312
32314 32319
>>32310
What fort?
>>32309
I hope an arrow lands near Torc.
If it does, he inspects it
"Well this will be fun"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32313
32318 32319
>>32308
>>32301
>>32311
"Kill 'em all seems to be our only option. Recommend having a rider make themselves visible outside the gate, prompt some of the guards to give chase and leave the gate, kill those, then burst through the open gate"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32314
32315
>>32312
The city thing we are outside of
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32315
32317
>>32314
???
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32316
32322
>>32311
"And Tracy, don't eat any of these creatures. I'll bet you every single one of them has a worm. You might get a worm doing that. Whatever you think you stand to gain is not worth the risk"
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32317
32320
>>32315
Back read, and specifically read GM's posts
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32318
32320 32321 32323
>>32313
What if we wait until they've opened the gate, make arun check while ethereal to charge right through them, then go through the gate while it's open?
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32319
32321 32323 32326
>>32313
"Not necessarily. I saw a few places on the mound we could land. In fact, while I can't go through the walls, I can get us up there without much of a fuss."
>>32312
The fort ~80 mi south of Port Barry, where Infernius seems to run off to.
>>32311
"They don't seem to be gearing up for a charge."
>>32310
"It could take a week or more to gather and move that many men, plus the logistics of supplies are a nightmare."
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32320
>>32317
Ugh
>>32318
Torc could fireball the gate
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32321
>>32318
I think they have a barrier, but see Thez's plan
>>32319

Okay, land the four of us on the mound
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32322
32324
>>32316
Imma' taking parts home anyway. Living creatures can't stay in the bag, so any bugs should suffocate.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32323
32325
>>32318
>>32319
Or, we could try to bait them into charging at us, then charge through the open gate
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32324
32327
>>32322
If you start this cycle of shit all over again because you are being reckless and allow a worm to live that should have been burned - like you did with the tarasque - I am killing your character
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32325
32329
>>32323
Or teleport right in front of the gate while it's open.

Let's go with Thez's plan though.
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32326
32329 32330 32333
>>32319
>Torc turns into an unladien swallow
>flys into the fortress
>kills gaurds
>lowers gates
Objections?