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Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32681
32682 32683
>>32674
Fuck it then.
*Advance down the stairs in ghost-form*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32682
32684
>>32681
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32683
32685
>>32680
>Dick Cheney
Que? Is he deer hunting

>>32681
>"You materialize next to him, make a sneak attack, and I'll flank him with the boots"
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32684
32685
>>32682
Why is he a villain though?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32685
32686 32689 32691
>>32683
Rapid-dismount requires a Ride check.
>>32684
>Dick Cheney.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32686
32688
>>32685
Wait. Am I mounted on you?
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32687
32692
I have an idea to buy us time
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32688
32689
>>32686
That's what you said earlier

I'm going to have to go soon...
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32689
32690 32691
>>32685
>Implying America did anything wrong in spreading Democracy to the Middle East and Liberating the oppressed oil reserves there

>>32688
Eh, rides ghost horsey down stairs, and readies an attack for when she materializes behind him
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32690
>>32689
I really can't tell if you're being ironic or not...
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32691
32694 32695
>>32689
>wants to get into a lengthy discussion about foreign policy cuz GM decided he'd make a good undead character.
Sigh, no mounting indoors.
>>32685
Hasn't been mounted since first endering the place,....
More booms, and a click sound can be heard from beyond Dick Cheney.


Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32692
32696
>>32687
That will buy time,... in a manner of speaking.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32694
32696
>>32691
Tracy walks forward down the dark corridor, sword drawn and chain prepared on auto-strike.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32695
32697
>>32691
Mother fucker!

Trumpaladin walks into the doorway, and casts

TURN UNDEAD
Anonymous
U22wk
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No.32696
32698
>>32692
"Ideas?"
>>32694
Have fun running into that wall of force
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32697
>>32695
He casts in on Dick Cheney. Cause he's dead
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32698
32699
>>32696
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32699
32700 32707
>>32698
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32700
32701 32704
>>32699
Don't cast on Tracy.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32701
>>32700
I wasn't going too
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32702
Wait a minute.

Casts DEATH WARD on self
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32704
32706
>>32700
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32705
Sorry I had to step out.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32706
32715
>>32704
Follow her down the stairs.
7bGsA
?
No.32707
32709
[1d20 = 19]
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.


7bGsA
?
No.32708
32710
[1d6+5 = 9]
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32709
>>32707
I hope that 19 is in my favor
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32710
>>32708
Woo hoo
Eat dick Dick....
That sounds weird
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32711
32712 32713 32714
"Prepare yourselves, for you'll be denied the quiet of death." Dick says, ascending the staircase.
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32712
32716
>>32711
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32713
>>32711
Trumpaladin goes towards Cheney to try to attack him with his sword
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32714
32716 32717
>>32711
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32715
>>32706
Do you want to be the person to make melee contact, or me?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32716
32718 32719
>>32712
You're gonna use the melee cattle-prod before the ranged pistols?
>>32714
>poison
>undead
>facepalming intensifies
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32717
>>32714
You might want to get behind and above me
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32718
32719 32720 32723
>>32716
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32719
32723
>>32716
Its not supposed to be melee, I thought I said it shot lightning.
But, I guess it's pistol time.
>>32718
RIP
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32720
32729
>>32718
Oh fuck, you go do that

Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32721
32722
Casts Protection from Evil on Self
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32722
32723
>>32721
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32723
32725 32726
>>32718
Thats fine, I'm about to cinematic it to a close anyhow
>>32719
You said "Cattle Prod"
>>32722
Dick Slowly creeps his way up the stairs, not for stealth but to maintain his posture. He displays a certain finesse, despite being a walking corpse (what? he IS!)

Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32724
A BOOOOM sound echoes from beyond Dick Cheney, followed by a scraping sound.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32725
32727
>>32723
That shot lightning
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32726
>>32723
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class

To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32727
32732
>>32725
:O - amazed face
What kind of cattle prods shoot lightning?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32728
If we can talk down a black dragon, and we can talk down a representation of Death, why not talk down a Republican Vice President?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32729
32730 32731 32732 32735
Spoilered
>>32720
....I haven't made the best life decisions these past few months..
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32730
32735
>>32729
Same
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32731
32733 32736
"He's still ALIVE? What the hell have you guys been DOING all this time?!" comes Thez' shout from the end of the room.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32732
32735
>>32727
Magical ones
>>32729
Story of my fucking life