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>>32674Fuck it then.
*Advance down the stairs in ghost-form*
>>32681DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
>>32682Why is he a villain though?
>>32683Rapid-dismount requires a Ride check.
>>32684>Dick Cheney. >>32685Wait. Am I mounted on you?
I have an idea to buy us time
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
>>32686That's what you said earlier
I'm going to have to go soon...
>>32685>Implying America did anything wrong in spreading Democracy to the Middle East and Liberating the oppressed oil reserves there>>32688Eh, rides ghost horsey down stairs, and readies an attack for when she materializes behind him
>>32689I really can't tell if you're being ironic or not...
>>32689>wants to get into a lengthy discussion about foreign policy cuz GM decided he'd make a good undead character.Sigh, no mounting indoors.
>>32685Hasn't been mounted since first endering the place,....
More booms, and a click sound can be heard from beyond Dick Cheney.
>>32687That will buy time,... in a manner of speaking.
>>32691Tracy walks forward down the dark corridor, sword drawn and chain prepared on auto-strike.
>>32691Mother fucker!
Trumpaladin walks into the doorway, and casts
TURN UNDEAD
>>32692"Ideas?"
>>32694Have fun running into that wall of force
>>32695He casts in on Dick Cheney. Cause he's dead
>>32696Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
>>32698Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Wait a minute.
Casts DEATH WARD on self
>>32700If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
>>32704Follow her down the stairs.
[1d20 = 19]If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699>ROEHmmm, that one might actually do something.
[1d6+5 = 9]
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
>>32707I hope that 19 is in my favor
"Prepare yourselves, for you'll be denied the quiet of death." Dick says, ascending the staircase.
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
>>32711Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
>>32711Trumpaladin goes towards Cheney to try to attack him with his sword
>>32711Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
>>32706Do you want to be the person to make melee contact, or me?
>>32712You're gonna use the melee cattle-prod before the ranged pistols?
>>32714>poison>undead>facepalming intensifies >>32714You might want to get behind and above me
>>32716Its not supposed to be melee, I thought I said it shot lightning.
But, I guess it's pistol time.
>>32718RIP
>>32718Oh fuck, you go do that
Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
Casts Protection from Evil on Self
>>32721This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
>>32718Thats fine, I'm about to cinematic it to a close anyhow
>>32719You said "Cattle Prod"
>>32722Dick Slowly creeps his way up the stairs, not for stealth but to maintain his posture. He displays a certain finesse, despite being a walking corpse (what? he IS!)
A BOOOOM sound echoes from beyond Dick Cheney, followed by a scraping sound.
>>32723Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class
To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
>>32725:O - amazed face
What kind of cattle prods shoot lightning?
If we can talk down a black dragon, and we can talk down a representation of Death, why not talk down a Republican Vice President?
"He's still ALIVE? What the hell have you guys been DOING all this time?!" comes Thez' shout from the end of the room.
>>32729Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what
could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.