Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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I'm fucked for this project anyway, so may as well have some fun before life gets hard tomorrow...
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
[4d20 = 51]
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32739
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
>>32736
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
>>32744
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
>>32748
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
>>32746
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
[1d20 = 10]
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>Is hoping he'll get the kill, though his first strike may just have been so successful that he won't have the chance
[1d20+9 = 21]
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
[3d20 = 20]
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Seriously, just gang-rape him so I can say "he's dead" without going through the minutiae of combat w/ a single target.
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
>>32763
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Alright. Cheney is dead, and Thez lumbers in carrying Infernius' unconscious body. The way out is clear, just up the staircase.
She's got a bunch of wounds on her, and parts of her ar singed (damagingly), which is a new thing for her, but she's alright.
Upon arriving to the top of the staircase, the party finds a wall of force in effect, protecting the door and the surrounding archway from damage. The walls around are the same weird obsidian-esque glassy stuff, both obstructing physical movement and preventing astral/etheric motion.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
Boops Tracy
>>32775
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>>32779
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
The next room opens into a small corridor, with three robed blood-smears and a massive triceratops crumpled in the corner. A staircase leads up to a catwalk, where shackles are attached to the framework.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
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