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>>32630Well I assume there will be one when we go through the door
>>32628Nothing can be heard from this position. No sounds occur from around the door.
>>32633Distant, but 2 presences far from the door in the next room.
>>32632>>32635>>32634Is Torc gonna have to fireball a door again?
"Anytime today would be nice..."
>>32635None except Torcuil and Trump.
>>32637The door opens to a long staircase leading down. 2 voices can be heard speaking from the bottom, one female and one male. The female is raspy and ghostly, the male is deep and inhuman.
>>32635>>32636"who wants to walk down?" Trumpaladin whispers
[1d20 = 6]>>32637"Finally"
Torc summons the Trash Man
17 STR
15 DEX
5 CON
17 INT
20 WIS
15 CHA
GM, feel free to makes slight changes if necassaryRolling initiatve for Trash Man
>>32639"Ladies first?"
[1d20+5 = 18]>>32638*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision >>32641>>32640THEY ARE TOO FAR AWAY! WE HAD THE ELEMENT OF SURPISE! Oh Come on! We could have listened to them
*Throws Torcuil own the stairs*
[2d20 = 6]>>32640*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
>>32643Shit...
>>32642*grabs torc, to keep him from falling*
>>32642>surpriseSeriously. It actually makes my job more difficult now. Hold on,....
I want to specify the Trash Man made no noise, he just appeared
>>32645Torc whispers "thanks Tracy"
>>32646Trumpaladin stands back and expresses his frustration
>>32647e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
>>32649Tracy shoved him down the stairs as soon as he appeared.
>element of surprise. >>32647It's the Trash Man. He doesn't do stealth
>>32649This.
>>32643There are better ways to Leeroy Jenkins
>>32651>Leeroy JenkinsI'm the Rogue/Assassin/Blackguard; let me decide the sneak attacks!
>>32649Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this >>32652Because throwing a trashcan down spiral stairs is so stealthy
>>32653>supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyanceI know, right?
>>32654Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
[1d20 = 2]>>32653If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells
before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death
The sound of Trash Man slumping and then dematerializing can be heard.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
>>32656>Finger of DeathSo now we know what is waiting for us
>>32657>2>still killed him instantly"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
>>32657Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
>>32657Fall back a bit and prepare chain for attacking.
>>32659That was Trash Man's saving throw
>>32660The footsteps stop part of the way up the staircase,... cuz there's a pretty obvious spiked chain dangling there.
Thez sighs and goes ethereal.
>>32662*chain slowly and awkwardly retracts*
>>32662How do you determine the DC for a finger of Death?
>>32666The spell listing has it as a fortitude save, DC spell level (7) + intelligence bonus.
>>32666Matters how powerful the caster is.
>>32665Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
>>32667Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
>>32670Strike that, its 10 + spell lvl + int bonus
>>32669[angry chain-rattling noises]
>>32672Well that's less good
>>32673We could go Ethereal and go around him maybe
>>32670Prayer beads?
Booms can be heard from beyond the current adversary.
[1d20+21 = 27]>>32674Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
>>32675Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Torc's faggot frantically searches for the SoUP's spell list
>>32678Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)