/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32528
Yeah, I know he's not really permitted to be around her at all, and there is a reason I had him try to kill her a few times. Just go with this fiction

>>32529
Pulls out Kefka's head from the bag, and displays it to the Elf
"I am above the Court"

[1d20 = 8]
>>32529
*Hisses back*
Intimidation roll, because why not?

>>32531
This is why your character should be there

>>32528
A vampire, from up close the smell of death is unmistakable. "Tracy, the round bottle," Thez says.
>>32531
The vampire seems unimpressed. "I don't know how you got in, but you'll make a fine addition to the gallery," he says with a sinister grin.

>>32534
*offers bottle*
*cuts vampy's feet off*

>>32536
He hisses as you cut his feet off.
One of these days, you'll have to start asking questions BEFORE torturing captives,....

>>32537
I just wanted to cut off his feet...

>>32537
They need to know you are willing to hurt them though. The only serious issue here is that would cause any living creature to bleed to death in a couple minutes

>>32538
D'aww
*Internet hugs pony's faggot*

Wait... You're just saying that because you want me to join the dark side

>>32534
"Oh, so you have a gallery?"

Thez takes the bottle and opens it, pointing the top toward the vampire. The bottle dribbles slightly, but does not empty.
As Tracy finishes cutting through the vampire's feet it struggles against the ropes. "You've made a grave mistake that you shall spend a lifetime in oblvion for!"
V> Gaseous form
The vampire fades into a thick greenish cloud, no longer held in place by ropes (or physical form for that matter).
Thez> "Wave"
A huge gout of water like a fire hydrant envelops the now gaseous vampire, splashing him to the ground over against a wall. The greenish puddle wriggles a bit, but the gaseous vampire seems unable to escape from the water. A few moments later, the vampire reforms into a physical body (now neked). He's hissing like mad now.
Thez looks looks at everyone. "Not my first vampire."

*cuts hands off too*

[1d20 = 9]
>>32543
Rope of Entanglement!

>>32544
"These will make a fine edition to my gallery."

>>32544
Damn It Tracy the new form could be an ordinary life form! That could cause it to bleed to death or die of shock!

>>32546
"Tracy, I get that you are le ebin ebil or whatever, but please, be smart about it. Think about the consequences your actions could have before doing them"

>>32545
Success. He's now bundled in the corner, with no feet (and soon no hands), neked, soaking wet, and really pissed off.
"I recommend Cure Light Wounds if you want to squeeze info out of him,... restorative spells - especially from a holy spellcaster - are particularly 'motivating' for undead."

>>32547
"He was rude to me, and I wanted his hands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
vid unrelated

*guards door, waiting to sneak-attack any faggot that comes through*

>>32540
>Dirty work
I mean, I fully intended to try to take the kills and do the most damage, I just mean she is the one who gets hit by the opponent's attack round

>>32550
"Next time, make sure it won't bleed to death first"

>>32549
Paladin's Lay of Hands on Vampelf!

>>32552
Meant to link to >>32538

>>32552
More hissing, writing, and angry-vamp-elf-face "WHHAT! What do you WANT!?"

>>32555
*draws penis on his face*

>>32556
That reminds me. Did Torcuil ever wash off the writing Thez did on his face? Way back when he was in a coma? I don't think he ever did. Torcuil has a penis on his face, along with ridiculous anime-eyes.

>>32555
"We just want to know who you are, what is going on here, what gallery you are talking about, what the court has to do with this... Actually, we want to know pretty much everything that is going on here"

>>32554
That's why I had to stop and think about doing it first

>>32556
laughs at pony's silliness
*pets pony*

>>32557
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>32555
"Where's our bull? The red one." Tracy asks, not bothering to consider that he probably doesn't know shit

>>32549
*carves crucifix into one arm, and football into the other*
*slices swastika into forehead*

>>32559
Like, he has the whole time. Adjusting brain-canon
>>32558
"I work here, this is the resource wing. The gallery, well thats what those machines are in the next room. This is the Court City, the whole operation is at the behest of the court!"
>>32560
At this he looks at you confused. "This is a joke right?" He glances back the way you first came in.

>>32562
*goes back to waiting by door, remembering her ambushing duty*

>>32560
>>32555
Trumpaladin picks up pony, and puts her in his lap as he stares down the elf vampire, petting her like a Jame's Bond Villain's cat

Grapple check on Pony

>>32562
"This is the court city? This? I thought that was North of Port Barry?"

[1d20 = 11]
>>32564
>>32563
Grapple roll for pony

>>32562
"Where do you keep the weapons around here?"
>>32564
*purrs*
>>32565
No need

>>32564
"It is,... was,... it was north back when GM was still being a faggot and going "hurr, north is down" but then later said "Fug it, can we just have south be down?" he replies in an out-of-character, almost apologetic tone.
>>32566
There's a longsword and some armor among the pile of clothes.
"Keep? Only a fool would leave their weapons out of reach."

>mfw
>>32567
*takes sword*
*takes elf's clothes*
*cuts his dick off, because why not?*

>>32567
Trumpaladin shrugs, in such a way the pony could leave to go get the weapons without his arms getting in the way

"So what is the operation you are working here, at the behest of the Court?"
\r

>>32568
>Pic
Now you see why Trumpaladin is so afraid of Tracy

>>32568
Its a damn good thing vampires have fast healing. Sheesh.
>>32569
"I run the machines. The machines extract blood from subjects. This is the main facility of the vampire (faction) blood harvesting operation."

Oh, btw, how many hit dice does this guy have?
*ears perk*
"What kind of blood?"

>>32572
"Is the court mostly vampires? Where are the subjects taken from?"

>>32573
Grabs pony ears in a way to be painful to the pony
"Do not poison the child"

>>32575
*reads clipboard*
Did his dick grow back yet?

>>32576
"It's not poison."
*reads sheet, to tell if it's actually poison.*

>>32578
"I want my child to be born healthy, be able to live a normal life, have no deformations or mutations, and be able to be accepted by his peers. If you want to mutate yourself into... I have no idea what, you can leave me after the child is born and do whatever to your body"