/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32067
>>32070
Also, the wraith appeared for the purpose of dueling Torc 1-1, formally. Torc stealing the scythe was as good as beating her, so she has fulfilled her purpose.
>>32071
kek

>>32070
Harry Potter has nothing to do with this
You just mad Torc gets to fuck death and Trump doesn't
>>32071
Absolute top fucking kek

>>32071
My sides were injured in this incident

>>32074
My sides are currently passing the orbit of neptune

>>32073
I do not want sex with a skeleton

>>32072
Sure, but can it do precision surgery to kill something when it needed to challenge Torcuil to open combat? Wouldn't it need to challenge Jewfernius to open combat to kill the worms first as well?

>>32076
>implying death wouldn't be E X T R A T H I C K
Probaly, I mean it is the God of Death
Why do you hate this?

>>32071
I just managed to find the original, btw.
>>32076
>can it do precision surgery to kill something
I don't see why not. No point in challenging it now.

Continues having sex with Pony while he waits for everyone else to figure out what the hell is going on

>>32077
Cause we spent seven hours preparing for a campaign that you want to beat with a tarrot card summoned monster

>>32079
Oh don't worry, he's just made it more complicated. This ride is far from over.

>>32077
>E X T R A T H I C K
This.
Just like when you get all the dowries and marry the Skeleton Princess: she can assume corporeal form (still cold though).
>>32080
>*Army of dragons appears over the horizon*

>>32080
But it is intertaining, no?

I mean Torc beat death in combat, and now is probaly gonna fuck her.
Would you comprimise that we have to find Infernius and contrain him for her to kill the worm?

>>32081
this.

>>32081
Oh fucking hell, now I'm scared.

>>32083
We restrain Infernius and she does the surgery, sure. Our other option was just to split the head open

>>32083
Wait. I know what I want from you

>>32086
>head
The thing is in his balls. Tracy already tried burning the rest of his body to smithereens, so it must be controlling him from there.

GM, does Death ever fucking respond, or do her and Torc just stare at eachother while Torc falls in love with the sexy skeleton?
>>32087
Now I really am scared

>>32089
Nothing really. Just enjoy your date with your tarrot waifu. And release trumpaladin from his oath to not try to sex Trollestia

>>32090
Lol fucking nope

>>32085
Don't get too spooped, but in exchange for sex, the scythe, and that moon-card (you can have the star), the brain-worm is kill. You're no closer to Infernius though.
"Hey! The compass is working! Its pointing south!"
>>32089
"Sure" (sorry, I was implicit, not explicit)

>>32091
You're not interested in her

>>32092
"On this plane?"

>>32092
>lose moon card
I am now slightly depressed
>keep star
This helps slightly

So now I fuck Death?
This shit is getting really weird.
>>32093
And Trump has a fucking wife.
And Solvenia
And Torc is intrested, just doesn't know what to do.

>>32094
"Apparently, the compass is fixed on south."
>>32095

A moment of silence, while Torcuil literally puts his many-times stabbed haggis in death its self.

>>32092
*rears*
"Then South we go!"

>>32095
I haven't stuck Slovenia yet, just kissed her

>>32096
Well shit, if it's on this plane, Call Fae

>>32095
Get Trollestia. Ride her, we're gonna be on this plane at least for now

>>32096
Wait, the haggis is his dick?
Oh god, thats not what I thought.
>>32098
Torc is... occupied

>>32096
We may disagree as to which part of his body the "haggis" is.

>>32099
Torcuil hears a shout from another room
"Ride that Charger. We're on the material plane"

>>32101
Stop bullying Torc.

>>32096
>>32100
I always thought you meant a literal Haggis

>>32102
That's not bullying. We could use more allies and he needs to ride so he can keep up

>>32096
>>32100
i thought it was his asshole.

>>32103
Haggis = Innards (accessed through his butt)

>>32103
I thought it was Torc's ass
>>32102
Thx for being nice to Torc

>>32106
The one time I had to be right...

SO ANYWAY
What happens after Torc sticks it in Death?

>>32107
If we're not going into Hell there isn't much of a reason for you to not ride Trollestia

>>32099
>>32100
>>32103
Apparently I was mistaken, I thought of haggis as a filled tube, so I figured the phallus.

>>32110
Eyyy, I guess I understand.
But you fucking cunts have ruined haggis for me now

>>32110
I based it off of this /pol/ screenshot.
It's his butt.

>sorry, Overboard

>>32111
Checked and sorry...

>>32111
Did you like haggis better when you thought it meant asshole?

>>32112
absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>32112
Aww fuck, now I want an irn bru
>>32114
Thats what ruined it
>>32115
This

>>32112
That was more disgusting than I was expecting

>>32116
Irn Bru is delicious.

Trumpaladin, growing impatient, mounts one of his two possible mounts and rears, waiting for the release to go south