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>>33038>>33039"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp
>>33032>>33037Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigningWe have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.
>>33040>"Well, there was,… nevermind.">Hugs >rapily.*Attempts to contain jealousy*
>>33039"Oh ye fooking softys..."
Torc wipes away some tears and joins the group hug.
>>33041OHH I LIKE MILITARY STATEDGY
Can I help, Torc IS an admiral thanks to Infernius
>>33040I'd pefer cinematics
>>33040>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or afterThose drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though.. >>33041>medieval campaigningOh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.
>>33048You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....
>>33047still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?
>>33047>mass-warTime to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involvedYeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?
>>33040Oh this isn't sexual. This is genuine affection
>>33051He really shouldn't be jealous. Trump loves him more than any member of the group. And he can bang Infernius too
>>33052Kek, well played
>>33051Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean
encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.
>>33056Your blogpost confuses me so I have elected to ignore it
>>33057Kek
>>33059And? I didn't lose my v-card until 25. The game (no pun) is not yet decided.
>>33058If one eats a delicious meal, does it matter that others have eaten the same delicious meal?
>>33060Tfw am forced to be a warlock against my will.
>>33060Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.
>>33059You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again
>>33060If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting
>>33057She has potential. Mostly if Infernius falls in his eyes
>>33064I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read
too much into it. Also
>young$10 says I've got you beat.
>>33066Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beatOh I am absolutely certain you do
>>33066>>33067I'm staying out of both these conversations
When is the party teleporting out?
>>33068>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago>wants it naoI'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?
>>33069Fine,
I'd rather have a really good pie missing a slice or two than a whole meh pie
>>33071but riddle me this what if the pie is full of coal aids?
>>33070You say that, but you display a gross nescience of sexual culture in WW2 era Germany
>>33071That's essentially what I'm getting at. Individual results may apply.
>>33072Sounds good if you want coal aids
>>33069>This leftist nonsenseI'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.
>>33072Tracy is already immune to cool aids
>>33075If you can pull that off, more power to you
>>33072Fair point, I'll give you that
>>33075Kek, I was talking about actual pie.
Thanks to you fucking bastards I'm hungry
>>33079Kek
With this thread, better hungry than horny! XD
>>33074Please enlighten me then senpai.
>>33082To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.
>>33081Now for the real question, what kind of pie do you guys like?
>>33083They were all trying to get pregnant asap though.
>>33080reeeee>>33083The fuck kind of leftist revisionist history have you been reading?