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>>32325>>32326Thez's plan. Get all four of us in there
>>32326He could be killed pretty easily.
>>32330>>32331You guys are no fun at all.
Torc can handle himself.
I mean, he did beat death.
>>32326"There's only 4 of us, and that's a small army. I mean, we could probably waste 'em all, but not without injury or depleting resources (spells, etc.)."
>>32332With a benis
"Plus, there's no way of knowing what we'll find once we get inside."
>>32332An ogre is a hell of a lot stronger without a weapon than a tarrot card monster
>Don't Fear the Reaper started playing on laptop as I made this post >>32333>>32334>>32332>>32330Are we going into the mound, or are we going through the front gate?
>>32333[frisky nightmare noises]
*kicks the earth and snorts*
"Well, what are we waiting for?"
>>32332A win is a win in my book
>>32335Ogre is not stronger than death
>>32336Torc could tak out the gate with a fireball
>>32338You disarmed the tarrot card avatar creature with a magneto rod. Not a melee attack like an ogre
>>32337Don't tempt me, but this
"Tracy, charge the biggest, baddest thing you find, and kill it. Get me closer. I want to hit it with my sword"
>>32334"Fae, charge smaller creatures and rip them to pieces. Be careful if you bite though, since these creatures may be infected with parasites"
Fae should have 17 HD and an attack of +18, by the way
>>32338How about you fire ball the gate, and then we go to the mound directly?
>>32338>>32337>>32334Fireball the gate, charge it, then poof to the mound directly. Confuse them
Also, I can't find out what kind of creature a Dax is, or its abilities.
[1d20 = 20]>>32339It wasn't an avatar, GM said it was death
>>32340>>32341Torc casts a fire ball from the staff of ultimate power
Roll for what ever may be needed
>>32342Ever seen the Rainbow Dash Presents episode "Haunting Nightmare"? In it, Twilight is infected with a mind control parasite - like an ant or snail - that makes her evil and intends to get her eaten by a celestial being so it can complete its life cycle. Something like that.
All you need to know is kill the host
and burn the body\r
>>32336>>32337>>32338"Well, if we jump to the roof, that will bypass the mass, but there'd be nothing preventing them from coming after us inside. Depending on the terrain, that could be advantageous, or disadvantageous. If we face them outside though, they can fight us from close and long range."
>>32342Its Game OC
>>32340"Hmmmm. A feint could be quite effective,....
>>32343"... oh shit, we're going then."
>>32348>Game OCreeeeeAlright then. I'll give up on trying to research its abilities.
>>32345>>32347>>32348"Torcuil! Stay here and fight from range! Tracy Fae and I will go to the Roof!"
>>32350Wait and see what happens with the fireball first.
>>32346Burning them shouldn't be a problem>>32348So what does the fireball do now?
>>32351It burns down the gate and makes them think we are going through the front gate. We have our diversion
>>32347Unfortunately, fireball is an incendiary explosion rather than a concussive one. So, while the wall is charred (but otherwise undamaged) several onlookers at that position on the wall are visibly on fire.
Thez times it so that the group teleports right at the moment of the explosion, leaving behind a group of stationary illusions that appear like crude replicas of the party.
>>32353For the last time, you are not GM>>32354Kek, people got burned. I figured the wall would be fine, but the people was a bonus.
So where is Torc after teleporting?
>>32354What does the new location look like?
>>32346I'll just take their hands and anything else that looks interesting then. Claws, teeth, horns, eye-lenses, skins, scales... etc. Places where worms couldn't hide.
>>32355>>32356Pick one of the 3 start locations. Also, disregard the letters and numbers.
>>32358Is "Boss" Where it says it is?
Also, I just want to kill/destroy everything.
>>32358I'll let Tracy pick. Does this mean I am separated from Fae?
>>32359We can do that. Just get me closer
Torc goes...
Blue.
I fucking saw that Trump
Also, I gtg in about 40 minutes
>>32358I just want to be in the same location as Fae and riding Tracy
>>32359>"Tracy, do you mind jumping through a few walls as I play Marco Polo with Fae? It would really hurt me if I lost her on a mission, so let's meet up, then let's kill everything">>32362Kek
>>32360I wan't to take the long way and go on a ruinous, unnecessarily evil rampage, killing everything I can and taking extra time to plunder and whatnot.
>>32358Green, because that's my favorite color.
>>32364Don't forget to loot as you go by. Actually, Fae is probably strong enough to fight back whatever is in front of her if she's not too aggressive
>>32366Fae can't Cleave, can she? What if she's outnumbered?
>>32359No, that's just existing icons from the map I'm using.
>>32360No, everyone is together
>>32363The walls do not permit jumping through.
>>32365So am I hearing splitting up? That can be arranged.
>>32363Fuck off with your warnings and shite
>>32368I want to be with Tracy and Fae. Torcuil is soft enough he really ought to be with Fae or Tracepaladin
"Relax. Now that we're under the visible area of the mound, we can fly to whichever door we choose. Unfortunately, thats alot of doors."
>>32371>>32369It's harmless fuckery. Essentially shit posting. Don't take it personally
>>32372So we're underground then? Is it well lit enough for humans or do I need to cast daylight?
>>32371Did Trump send you a warning too?
>>32372"So, I'll just follow the crowd"
>>32373>leafGET THE RAKES
Damn it another one?
When does the blood-orgy start?
>>32373It's pretty annoying, desu.
>niceOH, HAHA, SO FUNNY!