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>>32577I said fast healing, not fast regeneration. The wounds close, not regrow.
The clipboard contains a very neat and itemized chart indicating approximately 17 different creatures including the Cloud giant, litres of blood per hour, notes, etc. The heading indicates "Court City Blood Harvest Audit"
"The specimens are taken from wherever they can be found without disrupting the established hierarchies. I'm not much in the loop on that."
Thez gets pissed and places her heel inside his jaw. "The bull, you never answered the question about the bull."
"Hmmmhmmmmhhrhrrrrrr."
Thez removes her heel.
"He was taken that way (back the way the party originally came) and further into the structure."
What he means is, choosing door Red 7 was good, but Red 8 would have been better
Unfortunately, an alarm starts blaring from the Gallery room.
>>32579"I'm not looking for any mutations, just supplements. It's got everything the body needs. Just ask pasty over there." she says, gesturing towards the bleeding, butt-naked vampire.
[4d20 = 36]>The Elf is listening to us fight>>32582Whelp
Kills Elf Thing with slashes to the throat and head
[1d20+5 = 13]>>32582Listen Check to determine what's coming and which direction to move.
>>32584*takes jaw-bones from mutilated vampire head*
>>32583Trumpaladin gives a look like he's clearly uncomfortable with this and is also unconvinced, but figures if he can prevent his child from looking like a Chernobyl birth because of the mother's carelessness, he'll be fine
"Be careful for AIDS"
>>32587"I'm sure they were very careful to make sure their crops didn't have AIDS."
>>32583"Thats true, blood is the most nutritious natural fluid."
>Alarm"Oh fug."
>>32584>killsAs Trump slices it, it again assumes gaseous form, which Thez again douses with water.
"We don't have time to kill it, damn things are like cockroaches."
>>32585There's people in the Gallery room, one of them is approaching the door to the dino room, agitatedly saying "That motherfucker better not have gone to sleep again."
>>32585*waits at door to stab anything coming through*
>>32589*takes his lower jawbone*
>>32589Trumpaladin goes to the door onto its side, and readies an attack on whatever comes through as it comes through. Fae is ordered to do the same on the other side
>>32590Scratch that second action, just get ready to sneak attack the goy who goes through the door.
Draw Assassin's dagger and sword, whilst setting auto-chain loose
>>32590He doesn't become physical again. No jawbone for you.
>>32592A familiar faced, but this time much paler fellow kicks the door open, yelling "God dammit John, where the fuck did you run off to?!" Since she hadn't really thought about it, Thez is just sorta standing there in the open. This serves its purpose of distracting the new entry though, and as Trump and Tracy let him have it Thez says "Hi Barry!"
[1d20 = 1]
Tracy is the one who actually GETS sneak attacks, so she goes first.
[4d20 = 37]>>32593Full Round attack with Vanderiem
[1d20 = 3]>>32593>BarrySneak Attack with Asassin's Dagger: Death Attack for Paralysis
>>32592Leave the face to Thez or you activate your curse
>>32597Elves aren't hoo-man, and neither are vampires Xp
Jesus, Vamp Barry rolled a 1 on his saving throw against sneak attack. Let's just assume he got merc'd before he had a chance to raise an alarm.
For the record, sneak attacks don't require a die roll, they require the person on the receiving end to reflex save. And he ebin failed. Assuming Tracy didn't kill him, Trump sure as hell did, and vamp-barry is now a puddle-vampire as well, Thez keeping the bottle handy.
>>32603
I decided it was a good day for Barry to die,... again.
>>32600*steals Barry's clothes, for the second time*
Anything I need to know before I get back to this shit?
[1d20 = 9]>>32604What's the DC on these attacks?
Whelp, Trumpaladin listens for more people/things
>>32606We're in the Court City, apparently. We found a Vampire blood farming operation
[1d20 = 8]>>32608How the fuck did we get there?
GM, can I know Torc's surroundings?
Perception check just incase
>>32597"Thats sweet, but no way am I eating vampire face. Thats how you get the AIDS. In any case, we know which way to go now. These fucks are stuck in this form until the water evaporates, so we don't have to worry about them following us or raising an alarm."
She says as alarms are still going off in the Gallery room.
>>32601This Barry is a vampire. Don't worry, there'll be lots of Barry's, as well as others whom GM works with.
>>32610You're in an L-shaped room with 2 dead velociraptors, and two greenish puddles of water at intervals. There is an annoying alarm sound coming from one direction, and Thez is already headed in the other. Court City is where the party was following the I'nis Compass to, except that no one had ever been there and its not like anyone knocked on the door and asked "Where is this". Xp
*takes velociraptor skins as well*
>>32612Thez rolls her eyes. "If you really want to keep the corpses, help me carry these outside."
>>32604Okay, I see. DC10 + Assassin Level plus int modifier, though I want to note that it requires three rounds of study so waiting to do it to someone coming through a door would not allow a death attack, though it would allow a sneak attack
>>32611>That's how you get AIDSTHANK YOU! Someone else finally noticed how dangerous eating random shit is
*Follows Thez to where ever she takes hims
>>32612That would make a wonderful purse, but I'm afraid that would take several minutes and we don't have the time
>>32613I would've just taken their entire bodies, but Trump's faggot is paranoid about worms.
*helps to carry*
>>32613*Helps Thez carry Potential Purses. Get's Fae to help*
>>32613"Tracy, can I get a tissue sample?"
Torc follows, helping how he can
>>32615They are too heavy and generally not worth taking the whole thing, just get the skins.
>>32618"Thanks Tracy. So, now what the hell are we doing?"
>>32620"We're looking for the stupid bull before he gets himself killed."
>>32620"We're going to door Red 8 so we can rescue Inferius"
>>32614Fair point, I'll not make that mistake again.
>>32615>>32616Upon getting the bodies outside, Thez <whoooof>'s one away,.... <whooof>'s back,... and then <whooooof>'s the other one away,... before <whoooof> returning.
"There. They're outside the city wall, if you want to retrieve or resource them later."
>>32620>>32358Vampire-elf-guy just revealed that the door (8) at the end of the path that Red 7 is on is the door that the party wants to go to find Infernius.
Considering the available options, the party bypassed a whole lot of crawling and fighting, not to mention back-tracking and shit. It wasn't a perfect choice, but it was damn near.
>>32624"Well, If we're goin'..."
Torc steps to the side and gestures at Thez
"Ladies first"
>>32624"I already took the best parts, but I'll pick them up later."
>>32624>My Choice was amazingYay!
>>32621"Tracy, want to inspect door Red 8?"
[1d20+5 = 11]>>32627Listen check to hear what's beyond the door.
Should I summon Trash Man?