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>>32834>Not finishing a leg hump or responding to being pet>>32835"Uh... wanna help us kill shit? Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch and got us trapped in here"
>>32836>Torcuil kinda screwed the poochDon't blame him. We were all equally faggots, for those two whole hours it took to kill Dick Cheney.
>>32833I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about
>>32837This
>>32838Aside from the initial, its been a clusterfuck. Blame for EVERYONE!
>>32838I thought the second guy was still there and that Cheney could have been the one to cast the finger of death.
*Puts hand on pony, and assumes a solemn expression*
"Little pony.... Remember Milky? Remember Maria? You may have to now add Anonfilly to that list..."
>>32839Anon28 told me you talked to him, but whatever if you won't admit it
>>32840No, Cheney was not magically skilled. "The other" cast the finger of death on le trash man.
>>32840quit samefagging
>>32840[sad pony noises]
*sighs*
"She's an irredeemable faggot in filly's clothing, but she doesn't deserve that..."
>>32841*Confused Paladin Noises*
>>32845i think hes saying you are anon 27.
>>32846I don't think thats what he's saying. I know
what he's saying, and I'd gladly detail a response in discord if I could figure the %$&*@#! program out, but now is not the time nor the thread.
>>32847You could PM me in rabbit if you want to talk about it
>tfw GM had a great encounter for us tonight, but it got messed up because the whole party got frozen cowering before Dick Cheney Like a bunch of retarded pansies
I think I've got a hunch of who "H" was.
>>32850Herbert Walker Bush? Or... Satan herself???How could I have guessed that H would do exactly the thing that I would do in that circumstance when she found out we were there (retreat to a more defensible position)? As soon as I knew our cover was blown and there were death spells, I couldn't think anything except 'oh fuck.'
>>32850Just remembered this song after having not heard it in a couple years. It just feels like it's specially made for Tracy
To Tracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1ZVKWLcY >>32858I just restored that post from shadow delete like three minutes ago. How the hell did you notice it so quick?
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>>32859im good at noticing things.
>mfw I've never been this cold for this long before
>>32866>>32855Seriously though, why is that? I haven't used it for any malignant fuckshitery since just after the Korak fight.
>>32865*removes duct tape and offers naked bull Dick Cheney's clothes and hammer*
*removes horns from triceratops*
>>32866>>32867Hard to say, but probably because it seems like such a significant and unfair advantage. The fact that it was introduced in a way that suggested impurity and corruption, and especially because it was used malignantly in the first few weeks, cemented it as negative in my mind. It makes me upse every time I see it
>>32868am i allowed to wake up yet though? if not just put cheneys clothes on me.
>>32870>was used malignantly in the first few weeks>weeksOh come on. That only happened in one session.
>>32871*dresses bull in the zombie's clothes*
For that matter, this would be his first set of armor.
Why doesn't your character wear any armor anyway? That's one of the best parts of casting Divine Spells instead of Arcane ones. I'd get it if you were playing a Barbarian (Minotaur's favored class), but Clerics should wear armor, because it sucks if the healer is the first to die/get wounded.
>>32872He's got giga epic super arm bands that give him an additional strength bonus almost equal to your base attack bonus, besides a ring of regeneration that sort of removes the point of not getting hit. Let there be some balance in there somewhere
Posting Alignment Memes, because I feel like it and I'm bored.
Here's to the most Ebil alignment.
>>32876I thought Thez took those back.
Also, having strong arms won't prevent you from taking damage.
>>32878He doesn't have them at present. And no it doesn't but I'm talking about larger issues of balance. He does have the ring.
>>32876Dicks evil suit is nice though.
>>32877Lawful Evil is best alignment though
>>32882>>32877Plebs chaotic good is best.
>>32880>issues of balanceOh screw that Bolshevik nonsense. We're all on the same side here.
>>32884Even if that were true - and it isn't, we fight every session - it still bothers me