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Torc hopes to kick Death's ass tonight

>>32015 →
Gosh these imaginary horseshoes are sexy.
[happy nerd noises]

>>32020
I'm still directing you to >>32012 →

>>32018
GM, how is Torc fairing against Death himself?

Actually, Trumpaladin calls Fae, so he can give her the bracers, and tells her in person to look over the homefront

>>32021
*stamps hooves in anticipation (she really likes the shoes and jacket), but nods understandingly with a determined, serious expression*
"I know, Flashy. I'm prepared to give this at all."
Gosh, imagine a slick, black motorcycle jacket/suit that perfectly fits to her body no matter her size. Smooth as fuck.

>>32025
my all*

>>32023
Pali
Actually, the magneto rod threw me. I can't see any reason why he wouldn't be able to steal it, which kind of nerfs the whole fight. 3.5e has it being Vs. a Dread Wraith, but that's lame; I was going 2nd edition, but without the scythe, death is kind of a bitch desu

>>32025
>black jacket
For once, just once, you got the aesthetics right

*Trumpaladin appreciates and compliments Tracy's sexy black Jacket*
*kisses pony*

>>32029
"~Hmmmm!"
*kisses*

>>32027
Haha fuck your planning
Torc ain't dying tonight.
And now Torc owns 'Death's Scythe' this worked better than expected. But don't have Death die yet. I want to try something completely stupid.

I want to reason with death

>>32030
Trumpaladin gives her that look
"Wanna do something before we go?"

>>32031
Oh, cuz I planned this Xp
I mean I seriously envision Death (Skeltal in a robe) looking down perplexed, looking at Torcuil (holding the scythe now), looking down again, looking back, taking a deep sigh, saying "You're right, my bad,"

>>32032
"~Hmmmmm.. It'll be rushed, but we won't have very much time later..."
*drags him away for 15-20 minutes*

>>32034
*Is dragged by pony or horse, I am not sure*
"You can keep your jacket and shoes on. Torcuil's gotta have his spaghetti with Trollestia before we can leave anyways"
*spends 20 minutes with pony*

>>32033
"Okay listen Mr. Reaper, I actually do not wish to kill you. Nor do I wish for the curse of imortallity. When my time comes I will go.

I instead wish to ask of your aid. My friend is being infected by a parasite. Could you kill this parasite and leave my friend unharmed? My terms are I will give you back your scythe and you cannot kill me today."

>>32037
*shocked parasite noises*

>>32037
>I will give you back your scythe
This is a noble sacrifice.
Come on, Death. He's being generous.

>>32038
Haha, fuck your planning too
>>32039
Honestly, Torc has no use for it.
Plus he still bested death so win-win. Save a friend and claim that he beat death.

>>32037
>>32040
>>32039
It's just an avatar. Not an actual god

>>32041
GM said it was Death
>>32042
Torcuil: Chaotic good

>>32042
Yea post rabbit link this could be bad.

>>32044
Only fucking you would consider being rid of a parasite bad.

>>32044
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>32045
this
>still kekking

>>32046
New Torc flow chart
Will it fuck up everyones plans?
>Yes
Fucking do it
>No
Is the creature friendly?
>Yes
Fuck it
>No
Leave

>>32046
>Can't spy on the rabbit cause still on tablet
Whats going on?

>>32048
nothing yet, rabbit refuses to load.

>>32048
There was Boop

>>32047
>inb4, Death turns out to be a lady wraith, and assumes corphoreal form
>Torc gets >raped again in exchange for Death's favor
>"See you ~soon, meme-boy." *disappears*
>>32048
I considered doing that, but I didn't because I'd prefer not to spoil shit.

>>32051
>That spoilered text
Top Kek!

>>32051
>Torc gets >raped by Death
Boy will Torc have stories from this fucking game

>>32051
Thats too good. I think it should be so.

>>32054
>>32051
I still think it would make more sense if she accepts his offer, rapes him, than before leaving tells him she's not able to do what he asked, but thank you anyways

Does anyone have the non-Stirner version of this (Stirner's a faggot)

>>32057
forgot pic
Need the original.

>>32057
What is "this"?

>>32052
>>32054
>>32055
>>32051
Wait
>See you ~soon, meme-boi
D-Did Torc become Death's fuck buddy?
>>32056
No

>>32060
Like why do you expect evil to make agreements in good faith?

>>32061
death would be neutral Desu

>>32060
>fuck buddy
Not yet, but in several she might have him forever.
>>32062
This.

>>32061
Cause I can fucking kill Death right now. Nothing has happened, Torc still has the Scythe and Death in considering the offer.
>>32062
And of course this

>>32063
several decades*

>>32061
Death doesn't lie.

>>32064
Okay. What about after you give the scythe back?

>>32062
I can't think of a more obviously evil god than death

>>32066
Why? Everyone else does

>>32067
But Death isn't evil.
Death will eventually come, but it doesn't persue. It waits until you need to be guided to the great beyond.

>>32067
Death is normal. The world as we know it wouldn't be possible without it.
>Everyone else does
If you've ever read a story where someone made a "deal with death", Death always follows the rules to their full extent.
Death is Lawful Neutral.

>>32068
Okay...

>>32069
It's a creature summoned from a tarrot card. Not a character from Harry Potter or whatever